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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some violent scenes.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Pack your lederhosen, boys.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11You're going to Norway.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29GUNSHOT

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I have a strong feeling that you two know what happened to my friend.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Come here, kid! Come on!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Must have been a firecracker.

0:00:46 > 0:00:54This programme contains very strong language.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29MARCHING BAND PLAYS TUNE

0:01:35 > 0:01:37We've got to move fast, they've got Jonas.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- What? Who?- The two Americans that we've been chasing.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Jesus!- Look what I found in the street. They got him.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48The only question that matters is, "How do we find them?"

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Now, just think!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah, Julius' daughter.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Good thinking.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07CAMERA CLICKS

0:02:08 > 0:02:09CAMERA CLICKS

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Hi.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, he went to hang out with some friends.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Uh...the Linnea girl and some other pals.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25You know...

0:02:25 > 0:02:27They went to the school to play some games.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30But our distributor called and we've got to run.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I know, I know. Really, it's terrible.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Be back later, OK?

0:02:39 > 0:02:40OK!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Why did you stop the car?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Yeah.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53HE SPINS GUN CHAMBER

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Maybe you should let me take care of the big picture, huh?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yeah, maybe you're right.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15You deserve the truth.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22You know about my past life in New York City?

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Well, that's not the whole story.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I also belong to an organisation that's...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37..a little tough to get out of.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Maybe you've heard of it?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46The CIA.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Oh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yeah. Well...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Bad guys from the past have...caught up to me

0:04:52 > 0:04:54and they're looking for me.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56I knew it!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I... Of course!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Now that we've got that off our chest,

0:05:00 > 0:05:02let's go get the kid, huh?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Yeah! You got it, Agent Henriksen.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11GLASS TINKLES

0:06:18 > 0:06:23THEY SING BARBERSHOP MELODY

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Yeah!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, yeah! Fantastic. Terrific.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Can these guys sing or can these guys sing, eh?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yeah!

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Excuse us, folks,

0:06:46 > 0:06:49we're just going to borrow the host for one minute, all right?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53What the fuck is this?

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I'm in the middle of a song here!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Sorry, but we've got to talk to your daughter.- Why?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01She may have some information about some guys we're looking for.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07It's not appropriate!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, not appropriate?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12You mean like telling your family and friends you've got cancer,

0:07:12 > 0:07:13when you don't?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25HE KNOCKS AT DOOR

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Do you want us to tell your father how you got that flu?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Drinking illegal booze, shit like that?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Try to focus, all right?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I know where that is.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05JONAS SNIFFS

0:08:07 > 0:08:08You OK there?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Here. It's clean.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Now, you don't have to worry. We're not going to hurt you.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29We just need to get the attention of your mom's boyfriend.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Understand?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What did Tagliano say?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37This fucking crappy phone... I got no connection.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Let's use the payphone over by the shower area.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Come on, kid. Let's go.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Don't you try anything, yeah? You stinky little freak.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:04 > 0:09:06HE LAUGHS

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Hi!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Hi!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC CONTINUES

0:10:35 > 0:10:39DOOR CRASHES

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Come on.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Look how many cigarettes!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Still burning.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Holy shit! Then...

0:11:08 > 0:11:11PHONE RINGS

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yeah?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

0:11:15 > 0:11:17OK, Frankie-boy. The game is over

0:11:17 > 0:11:18and you lose.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Jerry Delucci?

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Aldo sent his googootz nephew to take ME out?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Goddamn insult.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29'Yeah, save it, sunshine.'

0:11:31 > 0:11:33If you want the kid to see his mother again,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35you'll do as you're told.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah, OK. So how do you want to play this?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40FAIRGROUND MUSIC ECHOES

0:11:40 > 0:11:42You've got to speak up, Frankie.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44There's some kind of echo thing going on here.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE AND IN PARK

0:11:49 > 0:11:51WHISPERS: They're right here!

0:11:51 > 0:11:52'What did you say, Frankie?'

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Speak up, boy!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yo, Frankie?!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07JONAS SHOUTS IN NORWEGIAN

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Go, go, go!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17THEY SCREAM

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Fuckers!

0:13:20 > 0:13:22OK.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Close call back there, Frank.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40This time we meet on our terms.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42'Yeah, whatever you say, Jerry.'

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Is the kid OK?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45He's alive and kicking.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Maybe if you give yourself over to us, he can stay that way.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Listen, you cocksucker.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53My partner here has got some special skills

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and if you some hairs on that boy's head,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58he WILL hunt you down,

0:14:58 > 0:14:59he WILL find you

0:14:59 > 0:15:02and I swear to God, he WILL kill you!

0:15:02 > 0:15:04'Cool yourself down, there, cowboy.'

0:15:04 > 0:15:07He's been watching too many movies, all right?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08'It's under control.'

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Where do you want to do the switch?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14You know the truck stop by the Hunderfossen?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Yes.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Meet us there in 30 minutes.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24You sure you know where it is?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35That's...

0:15:35 > 0:15:36too much information.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Even for the CIA.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Linnea?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Oh, hi!- Hi.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11You think that's him?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Yeah. It's got to be.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27CAR WARNING ALARM BEEPS

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Who are you?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Are you Frank's partner?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sorry?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51You're here for the switch, right?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Uh... Well...

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I don't know what you mean, but...

0:16:58 > 0:16:59..switch sounds OK.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09What the fuck? You're pulling out your dick on me?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11What the fuck is wrong with you?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Put those motherfuckin' pants back on!

0:17:14 > 0:17:15No! OK. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Sorry, this is... Sorry!

0:17:17 > 0:17:22TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Get off!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Are you defending this perv now?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I don't know if you had some kind of bad experience at summer camp,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40but your fag-o-phobia is interfering with work.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let the fucking guy go, so we can do what we came here for!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yeah, OK. All right?

0:18:49 > 0:18:50EVIL SCREAM ECHOES

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Jesus!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- What's wrong with you? - It's these fucking trolls, they freak me out.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01The fucking thing is made out of plastic!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- MUTTERS:- Yeah, well...

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Still.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- That way.- Right.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19What the hell is this?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Hello?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Kiddo?

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Uncle Jerry's here.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03TROLL GROWLS

0:20:03 > 0:20:05GUNSHOTS

0:20:06 > 0:20:07GUNSHOTS ECHO

0:20:11 > 0:20:12ALARM RINGS

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Fuck! Shit!

0:20:17 > 0:20:19For God sakes! What are you shooting at?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36There's no way to tell.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll check the north side. You go south.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Fucking trolls. He's in here.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Kiddo?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Where are you?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46It's OK, kid.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49We know you're in here.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52No-one's going to hurt you.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14WHISPERS: Jonas?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24ROCKS KNOCK TOGETHER

0:22:27 > 0:22:29GUNSHOT

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Stop shooting at that kid, you fucking psycho!

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I wasn't.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Are you fucking blind?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Take Jonas home.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I've got to stay and take care of a few things.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Be careful!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Congratulations.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Because of your fuck-up, we probably lost Tagliano for good this time.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- My fuck-up?!- I fucking had him.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Well, you are some piece of work!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Beating up gays, shooting kids and trolls - fake fucking trolls!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41You're some kind of fruitcake!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Wait a second.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Are you calling me a fag?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Look, it's just an expression, Jerry. You loose your focus.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- No! I know the meaning of fruitcake. - Don't be stupid.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Nobody calls Jerry Delucci a fucking fag!

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Who's the fruitcake now, huh?

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Who the fuck do you think you are, talking to me like that, huh?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01I'm fucking Jerry Delucci!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03I've fucking had it with you!

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Nobody fucks...

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Jerry!

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Put down the gun.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Whoa, take it easy now.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Walk to the right.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I see a nice little burial ground for you.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41You always had a temper, Jerry.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You've got to wonder where that's coming from.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46I've got a theory about all this.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50It has to do with your uncle Aldo tucking you in every night.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Doesn't that strike you as a little bit weird?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54What are you talking about? Get the fuck on your knees.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56I'll finish you off right here! Get down!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You fucking son of a bitch.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03There was always rumours, Jerry.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05You heard them.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08All that unnecessary hanging around public bathrooms...

0:27:08 > 0:27:09You're full of shit!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Who told you that? Who told you that fucking crap, huh?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Who fucking told you that?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18HE CRIES OUT

0:28:13 > 0:28:15JERRY LAUGHS

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Well...

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Sayonara, Frankie-boy!

0:28:21 > 0:28:25This is what I think of your stupid fucking theories.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26GUNSHOT

0:28:43 > 0:28:45I never liked the fucking guy.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58So, now what?

0:29:00 > 0:29:01Now we're both fucked.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05THEY LAUGH

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Yeah.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11I always liked you, Robbie.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14You're old school, you know.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17I've got a lot of respect for you too, Frank.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19But you know what it is.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22They tell you to go do a job, you go do the fucking job.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25I know what it is.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Nobody comes home,

0:29:29 > 0:29:32Aldo sends the goonbuckter battalion.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35You go home without the favourite nephew, without the job done,

0:29:35 > 0:29:37then you've got a problem.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Am I right?

0:29:38 > 0:29:39You're right.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Well...

0:29:46 > 0:29:47Here's what I'm thinking.

0:29:49 > 0:29:50You see this ring?

0:29:51 > 0:29:54My father gave me this ring. It means the world to me.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58And Aldo knows it.

0:29:59 > 0:30:00So...

0:30:00 > 0:30:03You sell him on this scenario.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05Me and the nephew took each other out...

0:30:07 > 0:30:09..you took the ring off my finger as proof...

0:30:10 > 0:30:12..and, you know...

0:30:14 > 0:30:17he died defending the family honour and...

0:30:17 > 0:30:18all that bullshit.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21The credits roll.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25What do you think? Worth a shot?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39I think that's worth a shot.

0:31:48 > 0:31:53CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- SHE LAUGHS - Nei!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Little, angry Jerry Delucci,

0:33:06 > 0:33:09ending up in a ditch in the Norwegian woods.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12And all because of the Olympics.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13How so?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16If I wasn't watching in '94,

0:33:16 > 0:33:18I wouldn't have picked this place to come,

0:33:18 > 0:33:21you wouldn't be here trying to whack me,

0:33:21 > 0:33:23and that fuck wouldn't be lying face down.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25God works in mysterious ways.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Yeah.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Don't look now, but Little Green Riding Hood is right behind you.

0:33:29 > 0:33:30Fuck.

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Oh, hello, Officer.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39Just...

0:33:39 > 0:33:42two foreigners enjoying what Norway has to offer.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50And where is your charming friend?

0:33:59 > 0:34:01RADIO BEEPS

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Hans?

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Listen.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10That guy, Jerry...

0:34:13 > 0:34:15..he had everything to do...

0:34:15 > 0:34:16with the death of your friend.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21I knew it!

0:34:23 > 0:34:25I knew it!

0:34:25 > 0:34:28So, now you're at a crossroads.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33You can spend thousands of taxpayers' kroners

0:34:33 > 0:34:36servicing justice for the creep that killed you friend...

0:34:37 > 0:34:40..or you can enjoy May 17th hot dogs and cakes...

0:34:42 > 0:34:44..and be thankful somebody took care of

0:34:44 > 0:34:47what you should've taken care of when you had the chance.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Didn't know you smoked, Officer.

0:34:57 > 0:34:58Not since ten years.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08RADIO BUZZES

0:35:17 > 0:35:19'Laila?'

0:35:32 > 0:35:34OK, guys.

0:35:40 > 0:35:41Close call.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46I knew she'd go for the cakes.

0:35:52 > 0:35:53All right. Well...

0:35:57 > 0:35:58Enjoy life as a dead man.

0:36:03 > 0:36:04Tell me about it.

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Is Jonas OK?

0:36:52 > 0:36:53Ja.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Uh huh.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Well, that's good. We can move on, huh?

0:37:00 > 0:37:01Move on?

0:37:02 > 0:37:04You know, I'm so tired of this.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07You lying to me, keeping secrets from me.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09I don't know who you really are!

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Look, I'm not the bad guy here.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13I'm the guy trying to fix this thing.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19Who's the douchebag?

0:37:25 > 0:37:26What the fuck's he doing here?

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Well, excuse me.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34If you don't mind,

0:37:34 > 0:37:38I'm trying to have a private conversation with my girl here, OK?

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Look, I suggest you stay the fuck out of this, all right?

0:37:53 > 0:37:55OK, OK, OK.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57We'll continue this conversation

0:37:57 > 0:38:00when Bruce Lee goes back to China.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11That's it?

0:38:13 > 0:38:16It's over just like that?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54HE COUGHS

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Excuse me?

0:39:52 > 0:39:57Johnny, do you have five minutes please?

0:39:57 > 0:39:58No.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I've got four.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03JAN LAUGHS

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Jan.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16While we're young...

0:40:16 > 0:40:18What the fuck do you want?

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Are you asking for a job?

0:40:30 > 0:40:32- HE LAUGHS - Ja.

0:40:36 > 0:40:37Sounds rough.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Well...

0:40:44 > 0:40:48..I don't think there's a whole lot of positions open at the moment...

0:40:51 > 0:40:52..but let me look here.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56Oh, a dishwasher position.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Interested?

0:41:01 > 0:41:05You know, actually I was thinking a bit more about, you know,

0:41:05 > 0:41:07some kind of...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09management.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12You can't start at the top!

0:41:12 > 0:41:14You need a reality check, my friend.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Please.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25I have nowhere else to go.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36It's Norway, right?

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Land of second chances.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40IN NORWEGIAN:

0:41:44 > 0:41:45Yeah, all right.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Consider yourself employed.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50Yes?

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Thank... Have you thought about the job description?

0:41:57 > 0:41:58Maybe...

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Well, I know Torgeir needs help with the staff, you know...

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Like with Svetlana and Jelena and...?

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Believe me, they are a handful.

0:42:07 > 0:42:08That's magnificent!

0:42:11 > 0:42:14You know, you really won't regret this, I promise you.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16I have a lot of good ideas already.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Oh, yeah?- Yeah, sure.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20For example, the go-go dance on Torsdager.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25I believe so. Why?

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Cultural exchange.

0:42:32 > 0:42:37I could get us economic support, you know.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39- They'll give us money? - Yeah, sure, sure!

0:42:42 > 0:42:43He owes me big time.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52I hope so.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54- All right.- Hallo!

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Didn't you send the flowers?

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Oh, I'm so sorry, boss

0:43:00 > 0:43:01but they came back.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Play that song I like.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25# It's your smile, it's your sight

0:43:25 > 0:43:29# When I turn and just leave you there

0:43:31 > 0:43:34# Please don't say you adore me

0:43:34 > 0:43:38# I'm already too aware

0:43:40 > 0:43:44# So I'm off to keep my distance

0:43:46 > 0:43:49# My minute of control

0:43:50 > 0:43:54# Is this love, is this love, is this love?

0:43:54 > 0:43:58# Are we getting old?

0:43:59 > 0:44:03# And I'm so scared

0:44:03 > 0:44:07# Nothing seems to lack

0:44:07 > 0:44:11# And still I won't go back

0:44:11 > 0:44:13# To love

0:44:13 > 0:44:15# Oh, love, to love

0:44:15 > 0:44:20# I won't go back to love... #

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