Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains strong language.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Things will never be the same without him.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49No.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Our people, er...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56..I know they don't get along that good.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59They'll be OK.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Look. Frankie,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I know you don't like me because the Commission passed you over.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09You being my brother's underboss,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12you think you should have been the next in line, I understand that.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18As a matter of fact, I like you, Aldo.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22You're just not qualified to be a Boss.

0:01:23 > 0:01:29You're a bean-counter. You belong on Wall Street, not with us.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31What are you trying to say?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Everything's money with you, Aldo.

0:01:35 > 0:01:41You got no respect for our thing. You got no soul.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47That's why your brother, Sally Boy, rest in peace,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50never gave you more than his taxes to do every year.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Yeah, well, I'm the boss now.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You better make sure your people keep in line.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Don't worry about my people.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05But you'd better worry about yours.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Hey, Boss.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Jimmy. Whaddaya hear, whaddaya say?

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Couple of those FBI guys were in here. They left a card.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Golf buddies of yours?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39They're trying to convince me my life's in danger.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43You? You're the only guy I know whose life isn't in danger.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Didn't everybody know everybody loves Frankie the Fixer?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Tell me about it.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53DOOR CLOSES

0:02:53 > 0:02:54FOOTSTEPS

0:02:54 > 0:02:56GUN COCKS

0:02:56 > 0:02:59GUNFIRE

0:03:25 > 0:03:30I'm going to give you the cocksucker. But I've got some demands.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34For starters, I don't want to relocate in the US.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36It ain't safe around here no more.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39So what are you thinking? A sunbed in the Bahamas?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Nah.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46Melanoma is for the old school wise guys. I'm thinking Lillehammer.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Lily-what?- I think it's in Sweden.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Close enough.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Why the fuck would you want to go there?

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Didn't you see the Olympics in '94? It was beautiful.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Clean air, fresh white snow, gorgeous broads,

0:04:03 > 0:04:08and best of all, nobody but nobody is going to be looking for me there.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Listen, you give us Aldo Delucci,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14and we'll send you to the goddamn North Pole.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17You got a deal!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26'Just minutes ago, the District Attorney's prime witness,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28'former underboss Frank "the Fixer" Tagliano,

0:04:28 > 0:04:33'gave a shattering testimony against his boss, Aldo Delucci.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39'Inside sources say Tagliano is the last person

0:04:39 > 0:04:42'anyone would have expected to testify.'

0:04:42 > 0:04:45'And now sports with Mike Mitchell.'

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Here's the file to your new identity

0:04:46 > 0:04:49and the address to your new house.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51We had to give you a back story with a Norwegian father.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53From now on, you're Giovanni Henriksen.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56You're a restaurant owner, with no criminal record.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Henriksen? You couldn't find a more complicated name?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03If you get into any, and I mean any trouble with the police,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06you are on your own.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Don't worry about a thing. I'm a brand new guy over here.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yeah, right.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:46 > 0:06:49MUSIC GETS LOUDER

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Do I have your attention? Just nod.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28This is what happens next.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32You are going to go out there, you're going to give the man his hat back,

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- and you're going to shut that shit off. Yes?- Yes.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Here's your fucking hankie. Go do the right thing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49HIP HOP BLARES

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Excuse me?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Er, just a little bit.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You look a little Arab-ish in the face.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, I'm an American.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Tell you the truth, I fell in love with your Olympics.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I wasn't sober until one year after.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Here we are.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- That place?- Yep.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Are you sure that's the house?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes, sir.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Here you go. Keep the change, all right?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Welcome to Lillehammer.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51This one's for you, Lily.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12ALARM BEEPS

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What the fuck?

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Excuse me?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm sorry, I don't understand.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Oh, erm, the sheep head. It's my dinner.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Oh, you're going to eat this?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh, ja, ja, ja. It's very good. Nam-nam.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34For a minute there, I thought I was going to have to

0:12:34 > 0:12:36give Johnny Fontaine a movie part.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Er...OK.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- You must be the new neighbour.- Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Laila Hovland.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hi. Giovanni Hankrinsen.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Hankrinsen, is that Indian or...?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53No, no, erm, it's, it's...Hendrixen.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57My father...was Norwegian. Er...

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Call me Johnny.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, are you in the postal service?

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Oh! No, I'm the...

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I'm Chief of Police.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Oh!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26OK.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46What the fuck?

0:13:46 > 0:13:52# Oh, the good life... #

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Fucking amateurs.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59# ..Seems to be the ideal

0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Mmm, the good life

0:14:06 > 0:14:12# Lets you hide all the sadness you feel. #

0:14:14 > 0:14:16How you doing?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18BABY CRIES

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Giovanni Henriksen?- Yes.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42So...

0:14:44 > 0:14:47..you lived in New York all your life, huh?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49That's right.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51# Start spreading the news! #

0:14:52 > 0:14:55I was there once, you know, in the Big Apple.

0:14:55 > 0:15:01And you have some background from the restaurant business?

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Yeah.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Pizza delivery.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I had a very successful bar in New York, you know.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18So I know all about it.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I just need you to make a few moves, so I can get a local licence.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22HE LAUGHS

0:15:26 > 0:15:30We have to have some reality checker, you know?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34To start a bar is a very complicated process.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oh..."complications."

0:15:36 > 0:15:39That's what you call it here?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Same thing where I come from.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45I've brought a little something

0:15:45 > 0:15:47for that purpose.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Take care of whoever you got to take care of.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08No, no. It's just so everybody can wet their beak a little bit.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Do you want me to call the police?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- What?- Should I pick up the phone and call the police?!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Take it easy!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19All right, maybe you do things differently here.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I apologise.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24OK.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Maybe we should put this on the account for cultural differences.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Cultural differences.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Blank sheets, OK?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43OK, OK. Blank sheets.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Thank you.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17What the fuck..?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Lamb.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30What are you doing out here by yourself?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39All right, take it easy.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Take it easy.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43SHEEP BLEATS Where you going?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come here! Hao!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I found her on the road, and I'm looking for the owner.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Oh, hi! - We never said hello on the train.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Yeah, yeah. Giovanni. Call me Johnny.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54My pleasure. I got lucky!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- That's a nice kid you got there.- Yeah.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Is the father around? I'd like to meet him.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Uh...no...he's not living here.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05- So...- Oh.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Well, small town.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Maybe we run into each other again, you know?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12- Yeah?- Yeah, have a little coffee.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18OK. Thank you.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19HE LAUGHS

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Come on. Let's give it shot.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Come on. Yes, please.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Thank you! - HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:20:48 > 0:20:50HE SPEAKS IN DUMMY'S VOICE

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Do I talk to you, or talk to the dummy?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11My strong qualities?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'd say observation is one of my finer qualities.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Observing you,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'd say you look a little stiff.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19CLASS LAUGHS

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Two minutes, please?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41What's that?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45It's a six-month daily course

0:21:45 > 0:21:48for immigrants that struggle to...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50adapting to Norwegian society.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Six months? You've got to be joking.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Wait a minute.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Are you telling me that I have to spend half a year

0:22:01 > 0:22:03learning how to be a fucking immigrant?!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Do you want me to call the police, and tell them about the bribe?

0:22:10 > 0:22:11OK.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Hey, mister! Mister!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Do you want to come for a beer?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21A Fredagspils with us?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Nah, thanks. I've got to pass.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26It's a big TV night.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Sure. OK.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37On second thought...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39One drink...what the hell!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Sure?- Yeah.- OK!

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I only get 340 crowns per day from NAV.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Do you want to come and play...er...

0:23:32 > 0:23:33..er...dart?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36No, thanks, I'll stay here and hold the table.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Hi.- Please!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, my pleasure!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Friends?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03More like business associates.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06OK. So what kind of business is that?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10HE LAUGHS

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's that obvious, huh?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Well, I'm not going to be at NAV too long.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Just getting some information.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'm opening a nightclub, actually.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh. That's nice.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Yeah. And you? What do you do?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I used to work in Oslo,

0:24:28 > 0:24:31and I hope to get a job here.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35But it's not so easy in this kommune. So we'll see...

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well, there's a lot of new foreigners in town

0:24:39 > 0:24:40so maybe they'll be hiring soon.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43SHE LAUGHS

0:24:43 > 0:24:44To teachers.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Skal.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50THEY GROAN AND LAUGH

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Nice place you've got here.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I used to be in the bar business myself.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08I'm moving to Alicante.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12We should talk.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14150.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16150?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Sorry, I have to go. Something just happened.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- There's been a wolf on the farm. - I'll take you.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Are you sure?- Yeah.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Keep it.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Jonas!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42HE SOBS

0:25:44 > 0:25:46We're going to get that wolf.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03It's OK.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06HE LOADS GUN

0:26:07 > 0:26:10SHOT FIRES

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Whoa, whoa! Why are we sitting around talking, when we should be out

0:26:31 > 0:26:32killing this fucking thing?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Bullshit! Are you kidding me?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43What are we waiting for? I'm telling you right now,

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I'm not going to... KNOCK AT DOOR

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Come in!

0:27:09 > 0:27:11SHE CLICKS SHOTGUN OPEN

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Excuse me, but aren't people allowed

0:27:18 > 0:27:20to defend their own home in this country?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Jo.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Men unlicensed killing of wild animals

0:27:24 > 0:27:27is strictly forbidden in Norway.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Sorry, Lily.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05URN SMASHES

0:28:16 > 0:28:18HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:28:28 > 0:28:31So, you guys really know how to find this wolf or what?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Are you guys in or out?

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Well, we're in, but, uh...

0:28:46 > 0:28:47maybe it's a bit dark now?

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Yeah, it's real cold.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52Oh, I see.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55What do you mean, "I see?"

0:28:55 > 0:28:56You talk real big,

0:28:56 > 0:29:00but when it comes to down to it, you're chicken.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06HE SPITS

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Is this really necessary?

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Just look at the snow.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29THEY LAUGH

0:29:29 > 0:29:31There's something wrong with these things!

0:29:49 > 0:29:52TRACKER BEEPS

0:30:28 > 0:30:30TRACKER BEEPS

0:30:46 > 0:30:47Yeah, real funny(!)

0:30:47 > 0:30:49You fat fuck, you.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06WOLF HOWLS

0:31:09 > 0:31:10Could have been in the Bahamas.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Or Fort Lauderdale.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15No.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18I've got to go to a place where if your dick freezes off,

0:31:18 > 0:31:20you don't even notice it for three days.

0:31:22 > 0:31:23I'm telling you...

0:31:33 > 0:31:35TRACKER BEEPS

0:31:40 > 0:31:43TRACKER BEEPS QUICKER

0:32:09 > 0:32:11CRASHING

0:32:11 > 0:32:13SHOT FIRES

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Ow!

0:32:19 > 0:32:21HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

0:32:38 > 0:32:41SHOT FIRES

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Did I hear a shot?

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Well, look who I ran into

0:33:18 > 0:33:21while you kids were playing cowboys and Indians.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27How about that, eh?

0:33:49 > 0:33:51One more rock should do it, huh?

0:34:01 > 0:34:04WATER SPLASHES

0:34:04 > 0:34:05Shhh!

0:34:05 > 0:34:06CRUNCHING >

0:34:10 > 0:34:11MAN'S VOICE:

0:34:14 > 0:34:16We got to get out of these woods.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22SHOUTING CONTINUES >

0:34:22 > 0:34:24I used to go fishing with NAV here.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00SHOT FIRES

0:35:00 > 0:35:01I found it.

0:35:15 > 0:35:16That's a good idea.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20HE COUGHS

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Whoa, there's booze in that!

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Yes, homemade.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Some Norwegian cuisine I could learn to love!

0:35:35 > 0:35:36Why don't you call room service?

0:35:42 > 0:35:45What did you do back in the States?

0:35:47 > 0:35:49I had a restaurant. A little bar.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58..getting rid of evidence...

0:36:02 > 0:36:03Are you kidding?

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Have you ever seen the Cooking Channel?

0:36:07 > 0:36:08It can get pretty rough.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20Ja!

0:36:20 > 0:36:23HE LAUGHS

0:36:23 > 0:36:25- Johansen?- Yeah?

0:36:29 > 0:36:31THEY LAUGH

0:36:41 > 0:36:43That's interesting.

0:37:27 > 0:37:28Look who's here.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Be cool, OK?

0:37:32 > 0:37:34Follow my lead.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Oh, hello!

0:37:42 > 0:37:46Just out enjoying your lovely scenery.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Illegal hunting?

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Yeah. That's crazy.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00We didn't see any of that.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23We really don't have anything to say,

0:38:23 > 0:38:25because we didn't see anything.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14Now that we've cleared up that little misunderstanding

0:39:14 > 0:39:17why don't we all go inside? Have a drink?

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Always good to help the authorities.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Especially when they're neighbours.

0:39:56 > 0:39:57How you doing?

0:40:00 > 0:40:02I think we do.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Yeah, well...

0:40:09 > 0:40:11that's my appointment.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36The real question is, what am I going to do with them?

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Is this blackmail?

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Definitely.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Where I come from, these kinds of pictures

0:40:48 > 0:40:50could be a problem for a public official.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53But maybe that's just cultural differences?

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Could be a problem here as well. Absolutely.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59OK. So, uh...

0:40:59 > 0:41:01how about I make the pictures disappear,

0:41:01 > 0:41:04and you do a little something for me?

0:41:04 > 0:41:08Is this about the Ny sjanse course?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10I can get you out of it. It's no problem.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13Nah, I'm going to take that course.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15And this is going to be my teacher.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26She's not working here, you know?

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Is that going to be a problem?

0:41:30 > 0:41:31No! No, no, no.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35All right, so now all we've got to do

0:41:35 > 0:41:38is take care of the licence for my sports bar.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41You know, uh...as I said,

0:41:41 > 0:41:43that's a very complicated...

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I understand.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Wait, wait, wait!

0:41:48 > 0:41:50I can...call a guy.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Listen, last time you mentioned something

0:41:57 > 0:41:58about financial motivation.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Yeah, I did.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04But now, this is all the motivation we need, pally.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08- Make that fucking phone call.- Yep.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26So, what do you think of this joint?

0:42:26 > 0:42:27Looks nice.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Good enough to own?

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Of course it's good enough to own!

0:42:32 > 0:42:34What do you think?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Well, I bought it.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40I need a partner, and I'm thinking about you.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Me?

0:42:45 > 0:42:46You bought it?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48HE LAUGHS Yup!

0:42:50 > 0:42:51Take a look.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Nothing. You sign at the bottom,

0:43:00 > 0:43:02and you're a bar owner.

0:43:08 > 0:43:10You are not shitting me right now?

0:43:18 > 0:43:21- I take that as a yes. - You bet your ass it's a yes!

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Torgeir Lien.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25I'm a bar owner now!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Congratulations.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Thank you, sir!

0:43:28 > 0:43:32Why don't you pour us a little celebration libation?

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Sure, Giovanni!

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Look at me, I'm a bar owner!

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Call me Johnny.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44OK, I'll call you Johnny!

0:43:44 > 0:43:47To new beginnings.

0:43:47 > 0:43:48To new beginnings.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51- And an early fucking spring.- Yeah.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53- Skal.- Skal.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59"To my number one fan - Frank."

0:44:02 > 0:44:05Somebody I used to know.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07- In another life.- OK.

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