0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some violent scenes and contains strong language
0:00:09 > 0:00:12I'm going to give you the cock-sucker.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16But I've got some demands. I'm thinking Lilyhammer.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Here's the file to your new identity.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- From now on you're Giovanni Henriksen.- To new beginnings.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23To new beginnings.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Six months' daily course,
0:00:25 > 0:00:30for immigrants that struggle to adapt into Norwegian society.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Is this blackmail?- Definitely. And this is going to be my teacher.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37If you get into any, and I mean any, trouble with the police,
0:00:37 > 0:00:39you are on your own.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40GUNSHOT
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hypothetically, you know,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56if a man likes a Norwegian woman he met on a train
0:03:56 > 0:04:02and he keeps running into her now and then, where would they go from there?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29VEHICLE APPROACHES
0:05:45 > 0:05:47YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:05:51 > 0:05:52YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC AGAIN
0:06:11 > 0:06:13TOILET FLUSHES
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Hey, towel-head.- What?
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Listen, you might wrap your women up like mummies back in Taliban country,
0:06:29 > 0:06:34but here we treat our broads with respect.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Comprende?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Get your hands off me!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39You're not listening.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Next chance you get, you're going to shake that teacher's hand
0:06:43 > 0:06:45and shut the fuck up about it. You got it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Don't make me get emotional about this little misunderstanding.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Good.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Now get out.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Hello.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Take my hand, please.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ain't you done yet?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03How much?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12That ain't going to happen.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22How about 50?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Have we got a deal or not?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- OK, fuck it, then.- 50 is great.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Yeah?- Yeah, yeah, yeah. 50.- OK.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I want to tell you a story about a hero of mine,
0:09:44 > 0:09:48a gentleman named Benjamin Siegel.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Don't call him Bugsy!
0:09:51 > 0:09:57One day, he decided to build the world's greatest club
0:09:57 > 0:10:00in the middle of the desert.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Everybody laughed.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07But today that place is called Las Vegas.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hear, hear.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13We have the same opportunity,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16and when we're done,
0:10:16 > 0:10:20people are going to forget the Olympics were ever here.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32What's that?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Er, it's er...union stuff.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Are there any non-union-related questions?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's against the law.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm glad you brought that up.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50You're fired.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Get the fuck out!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Get out.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Anybody else want to join the union?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Those were the best-looking waitresses you could find?- Yep.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Half of those broads were on the wrong side of menopause.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Sorry, boss, men Arbeidskontoret ain't exactly a model agency, you know?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Listen. You represent me now. Huh?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25You've got to let that caged lion of creativity inside you run free.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29OK?
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What, now?
0:11:35 > 0:11:36All right.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What now? What now?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Officer, what can we do for you?
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Gig?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What was the name of the act again?
0:12:08 > 0:12:12What's that? Elvis doing Judy Garland songs?
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Gay Elvis?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Well, listen.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I am sure you are terrific, OK?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27But, er, I didn't know anything about it.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31We already booked a band for opening night.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33So, er...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It's OK. We'll fit you in to the future, that's all.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- OK, well, you'll call me? - Absolutely.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- OK, fine, thank you.- You got it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Gay Elvis! What's next, a straight Liberace?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Recruiting for a new workshop at the cabin, I see?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Just kidding.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I'm here for a favour, actually.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11We need some pretty bartenders,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13you know, down at the Flamingo.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I thought, "Let's go see my pal Jan,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18"because who knows better than him
0:15:18 > 0:15:20"those that are both unemployed and good looking?"
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Ha.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Jan, let's not make this more complicated than it has to be.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13'...tortured Mr Haddad.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19'Abraham Haddad targeted a bus carrying 45 people,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21'ten of which were children...'
0:16:21 > 0:16:22HE MUTTERS
0:16:30 > 0:16:32YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:16:37 > 0:16:39YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:16:58 > 0:17:01YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:17:04 > 0:17:06YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:17:16 > 0:17:19SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:23 > 0:17:25SHOUTING FROM SHOP
0:17:35 > 0:17:36YUSUF SPEAKS ARABIC
0:17:43 > 0:17:44SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:56 > 0:17:58TATTOOIST'S NEEDLE BUZZES
0:18:05 > 0:18:07OK.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22WHISPERING
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Hello.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19I didn't know you Norskies were so good at waste management.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..do-it-yourself package.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Yeah, well, I just hope this shit is safe
0:19:50 > 0:19:52cos it looks like the fucking Beverly Hillbillies over here.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26This might be the worst fucking winter sports show, like, ever...
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Al-Qaeda On Ice.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Sure you are not up for it? - Absolutely sure.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40THEY CHEER
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Wow!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Spectacular!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55You look like Nancy Kerrigan before she got whacked.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Oh, yeah, sure.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I'll bring Lawrence of Arabia.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03He doesn't seem too busy at the moment.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05OK.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42CAMERA CLICKS
0:22:01 > 0:22:03SHE SCREAMS
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Shit. You OK?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09What is it? Your leg?
0:22:10 > 0:22:11SHE CRIES OUT IN PAIN
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Easy. Easy.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21No Band-Aid's going to fix this.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Excuse me, there's nobody here.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Hello, her leg?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00OK, enough!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Go fuck yourself!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Hey, we need a little help here.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Lunch?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Guess what, you Harry Potter fuck?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Lunch is over.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26SCUFFLING
0:23:28 > 0:23:30The doctor will see you now.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'll take care of it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48BELL RINGS
0:23:53 > 0:23:56CHILD SHOUTS
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Hey, big guy. You all right?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Hi. You must be Sigrid's friend. I got her message.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah. So what about those punks?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Are they going to be punished for this, or what?- Oh, no.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26No, we believe that dialogue is a much more effective weapon
0:24:26 > 0:24:29against this kind of anti-social behaviour.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Interesting theory.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Let's go.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Look... Your teacher...
0:24:49 > 0:24:52All this talk - snakk,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54it's no good.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's not going to get you any respect.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Here's what you've got to do.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Next time you see that kid,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05the leader there, the one with the yellow jacket...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Finn?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Finn.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12You go up to this Finn, right?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15And...you know, you don't say nothing.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17But you've got a mitten
0:25:17 > 0:25:20and you fill it with rocks - stein.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23And you smack him, just like that, right on the nose.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Problem solved.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Cheers.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59You got a great kid there.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You know, when that thing heals,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I'd like to take you dancing.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Sounds nice.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Slow dancing, of course.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Yeah, of course.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21SHE GIGGLES
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Well...
0:26:26 > 0:26:29I guess I should be going.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Ja.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32You sure you'll be OK?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Thank you for the help today.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, ow!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Come on.- Ow!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Don't be so brave, eh?
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Put your arm around my shoulder, come on.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- That's it.- Ow!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Easy.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Easy does it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51You OK?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Easy.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59You going to be all right, now?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04OK.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Ja?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07I guess this is...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- good night.- Ja.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Nice to meet you.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35PHONE RINGS
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Fuck, I am hot!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Fuck.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50KNOCK AT DOOR
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I am coming, bitches.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Shh.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44HE SPITS
0:28:59 > 0:29:00KNOCK AT DOOR
0:29:02 > 0:29:04MUFFLED CRIES
0:29:21 > 0:29:22HISS OF PEPPER SPRAY
0:29:25 > 0:29:26KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:29:52 > 0:29:55PHONE RINGS
0:30:01 > 0:30:02Yeah?
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Oh, fuck!- 'Every fucking thing.'
0:30:08 > 0:30:10OK. All right.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12I'm on my way.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Hi.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18I'm sorry.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19Go back to sleep.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24I've got a little crisis at the club.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Listen, I had a great time last night, teacher.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- See you later.- OK.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32- All right?- OK.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23OK.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51KNOCK AT DOOR
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Hmm?
0:31:55 > 0:31:56KNOCK AT DOOR
0:32:00 > 0:32:01OK.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Any idea where we can find these fuckers?
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Let's go take care of a little business, eh?
0:33:47 > 0:33:48Is that him?
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Don't worry.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58I think he'll come to us.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59ENGINE REVS
0:33:59 > 0:34:01TYRES SCREECH
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Looks like your bike has a little fucking problem.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16How about we give you a ride?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19You're taking us to where your pals have my goods,
0:34:19 > 0:34:20do you understand?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34All right, all right, all right...
0:34:34 > 0:34:36This guy obviously needs a little extra motivation.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Take him. Come on.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42He's heavy!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46You see that?
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Let's go.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57You're sure you don't want to talk?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21HE SCREAMS
0:35:36 > 0:35:38HE COUGHS AND MOANS
0:35:44 > 0:35:46I think we should provide him with
0:35:46 > 0:35:48the opportunity to...you know,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50improve his score in a second run.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Yes. I agree.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Sorry, Roy!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Take it easy.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Time for a sit-down with you gentlemen.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17I'm just a simple club owner,
0:36:17 > 0:36:20trying to keep his patrons' glasses filled.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22If you think you can beat up one of my guys...
0:36:23 > 0:36:25How do you say...?
0:36:27 > 0:36:28Going unpunished.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Please, you can speak Norwegian.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34I'm a dedicated student to your culture.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39You started it.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42You beat up one of my guys, I beat up one of yours.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44You take a finger, I'm going to take an arm.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45In the end...
0:36:45 > 0:36:47nobody wins.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Enough with the drama, eh?
0:36:52 > 0:36:54I got screwed too.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57I didn't know it was stolen.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59I've got a suggestion.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01You give me the booze,
0:37:01 > 0:37:03I'll collect the money from the guy who sold it.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12I've been reading the papers.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15You've got a little problem with the local cops, huh?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Money laundering?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21So, I can get rid of a couple of pots of coffee every day.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Fabricating band fees.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Gabeesh?
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Could mean another 100,000 krone a month.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Minus an...
0:37:39 > 0:37:41administrative fee.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08LAUGHTER
0:38:21 > 0:38:23We good to go, baby?
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Yes.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Whoa! What a jacket.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Yeah, baby. What do you think?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31PHONE RINGS
0:38:33 > 0:38:34I've got to take this.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Hey, Teach! Something wrong with my homework?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59..for the flowers and the invitation tonight.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01But...?
0:39:02 > 0:39:06I have to go to Jonas' school for a meeting.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07What's wrong?
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Nei, I don't understand. He knocked out two teeth...
0:39:11 > 0:39:13You don't say.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17'I don't understand why he has suddenly started to do such things.'
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Well, you know, boys will be boys.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22We can go out some other night.
0:39:22 > 0:39:23It's all right. Bye-bye.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Huh?
0:39:25 > 0:39:26Wow!
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Get out there and kill 'em.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Get out there, girls.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39RAUCOUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:39:44 > 0:39:46# Come on, everybody
0:39:46 > 0:39:48# Clap your hands... #
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Fantastic bar.
0:39:52 > 0:39:53Thank you. Thank you.
0:40:02 > 0:40:03Coming right up!
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Ditto.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Arnie?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45I brought Travis Bickle here for a reason.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47He's got something to give you.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Let's just say he's found the spiritual wisdom in his heart
0:40:54 > 0:40:57to admit when he's wrong.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00And it's hard to drive a cab with ten broken fingers...
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Until his debt's fully paid,
0:41:11 > 0:41:14he's agreed to give all your guys free transportation.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18He's trying to do the right thing.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Cheers.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Man, oh, man!
0:42:03 > 0:42:04What's the score?
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Fuck, boss!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Join me for a drink before we call it a night, eh?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Well, something's cooking down there. It smells terrible.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Yeah, baby!
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Vegas is coming to Norway! - That's right, baby.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52HISSING
0:42:57 > 0:43:00EXPLOSION What the fuck was that?!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06SIRENS BLARE
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15I didn't call anybody.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Everything's under control, fellas.
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Just a little mishap with the gas tank. Nothing serious.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24Nothing serious?!
0:43:27 > 0:43:30I'm sorry you guys had to bring out all this shit for no reason, OK?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Here's a little something, all right?
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Get yourself a new hose.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Excuse me, Officer,
0:43:48 > 0:43:50but wouldn't you need a warrant for that?
0:44:36 > 0:44:39Subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing by Red Bee Media Ltd