0:00:02 > 0:00:03I can't believe they're still here.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05I like having our names up there together.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Frankie, stop! It isn't me you want.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Is there someone? Anyone?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Cat. It's always been Cat.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Could still happen with her, Frankie. You could see her.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- She gave me up. - Talk to her.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17- You're an actress? - Yeah.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20I just got the lead in the play at the Tron.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22You're amazing, you know that?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25CAT: I love Sam. She's moving in with me.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26So stay away from Frankie.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28The last thing you need is her messing up your life again.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29I love you, Cat.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I always have.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11SONG: # If you keep me in your heart
0:01:11 > 0:01:14# Then keep me in your wallet
0:01:14 > 0:01:19# Tucked between the money that I wasted on you
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# And keep me in your phone
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Keep me on your key ring
0:01:25 > 0:01:30# Keep me rolling around about the bottom of your bag
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# And keep me in your hall... #
0:01:32 > 0:01:34(VOICEMAIL) Hi, this is Cat. Leave me a message.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# Keep me in your bathroom
0:01:36 > 0:01:41# Keep me hanging up, stretched out and dripping next to you
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# And keep me in your sheets... #
0:01:48 > 0:01:50JET ENGINE ROARS
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I told you we shouldn't take any toys.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59He so fancied you. I think we made his day!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, Jesus. (LAUGHS)
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hi.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Well, we're definitely not in Rio any more.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Nice necklace. - I wonder who gave me that?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Shouldn't we at least unpack?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You seriously want to unpack?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29You're right. What am I saying?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30(LAUGHS)
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Just here will do fine. - (LAUGHS)
0:02:37 > 0:02:41FOOTBALLERS SHOUT
0:02:42 > 0:02:43CHEERING
0:02:49 > 0:02:51CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Do you like that?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Send the ball back. Send the ball back, Jess.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Come on, babe. - Oh, no, I...
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Kick it. - Come on, we're waiting.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Right here.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- ALL GROAN - Try again.- Throw it!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Give it some welly. Come on.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- You are joking. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:21 > 0:03:23All right, focus.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27FULL-TIME WHISTLE BLOWS
0:03:27 > 0:03:31When you said you were coming today, I didn't think you'd do it.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I was curious to see what 8:30 in the morning looks like.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37It's amazing. There's all these people up and walking around.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- LAUGHTER - You're not an early riser then, Tess?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Course she isn't, she's an actress.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42I always fancied acting.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Judging by your performance this morning, don't get your hopes up.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49You want to try beating me in arm-wrestling, might improve your football skills.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51LAUGHTER Sure you don't want some of this, babe?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- No, no, no. I've got rehearsals tomorrow. - Oh, yeah.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56If you want to stay trim you should get active.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Although maybe not football. Not with that left foot.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59LAUGHTER
0:03:59 > 0:04:04Oi! Leave her alone. She's got PLENTY of other skills.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- ALL: Oooh! - All right.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- MOBILE PHONE BEEPS - Oh, um...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Ed's just texted me about that play on Tuesday.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Do you wanna go and see it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Hmm, Tuesday. I think I might be busy, you know.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19If you give her 10 minutes, she might even think of a reason.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22LAUGHTER
0:04:22 > 0:04:25SOUND OF TELEVISION
0:04:25 > 0:04:28VOICEOVER: 'The fertile bush of New South Wales
0:04:28 > 0:04:31'teems with all manner of life...'
0:04:31 > 0:04:32TURNS TV OFF
0:04:37 > 0:04:38DOOR OPENS
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Tess? - Yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46You had any more calls about the ad?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Uh, a bloke who sounded excited about living with lesbians
0:04:49 > 0:04:51and a woman who sounded drunk.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Nice. We've gotta get a flatmate.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55And if I don't get a job soon,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I won't even be able to afford my own rent.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You could always offer the landlady sexual favours.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02She wears a wig and smells of bleach.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Beggars can't be choosers.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11You heard from Cat?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Uh, yeah, they're back. She left me a message earlier.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33Catch you later. CLOSES DOOR
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Bye.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01TESS: She's been weird for weeks.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05She hasn't even slept with anyone since she broke up with Sadie.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Maybe that's it - she just needs a shag.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11She's not the only one. By the time I got my book deal,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I was gonna have a really great girlfriend,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15or be living a Don Juan lifestyle.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Instead, I'm still buying TV dinners for one
0:06:17 > 0:06:19and trying to cruise women in supermarkets.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You'll get groupies once it's published.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I can't wait that long.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I've decided I'm getting laid tonight.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Ah. It's gay disco night at Rubies. I kind of told people we'd go there.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31What?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I thought this was to finally celebrate MY book deal.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh, come on. You'll enjoy it once you get there.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40What about this?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Do you think it says, I'm a serious actress?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Ed, you're supposed to be helping me.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50It's OK for you. You've been holed up in your love nest with Fin.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Anyway, why isn't she helping you? - She's at work.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58And anyway, shopping's not really her thing.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00SNORTS What?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Just you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Dating someone who's more into football than shopping.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05(CHUCKLES) It's funny.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Well, at least she's nice to me, unlike every other woman I've dated.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13And... (WHISPERS) ..the sex is great.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Most of my other girlfriends have been really selfish in bed.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22But she's like, really, really...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Well, she's just... she's just really good.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'm only messing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Fin's great and I'm sure you've got loads of other stuff in common.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, of course.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And it's only been two months.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37We're still getting to know each other.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40MOBILE PHONE RINGS Anyway... it's not like she expects me to sit around
0:07:40 > 0:07:42watching Sky Sports with her mates.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Hello?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, right, the room. Yeah, yeah, it's still free.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Uh, yep! Today's fine.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57DOOR KNOCK
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Hey. - Hey.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Come in.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Tess out?
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Ah, yeah.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She's shopping for a rehearsal outfit with Ed.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43You could've told me you were back. I had to hear it from Tess.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Sorry.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- How are you? - Been better.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53It's not been fun sitting around waiting to find out what you want.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Well, now you know how it feels.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm making tea. Do you want one?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, I can't stay.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I have to get to work.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Tess seems to have gone all lesbian on me
0:09:12 > 0:09:15and bought a billion different herbal varieties.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Tess doesn't drink herbal tea.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21I don't think anyone drinks hibiscus and goji berry, do they?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Except maybe Madonna.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Don't.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I can't sleep with you anymore, Frankie - it was a mistake.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Thanks.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm sorry.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I've been going over it and over it while we were away.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I won't do this to Sam, I love her.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46I don't want to leave her.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And you don't love me?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I can't do this!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Cat.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Fuck!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40H-H-Hey!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I wasn't expecting you back till tomorrow!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- How was Rio? - Hot. Fun.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Wish I was still there. - I don't.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50(It's been really boring without you here.)
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Oh, thanks for those pitch documents.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Sorry you had to do them on your own.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56That's OK. Just don't ever go away again.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59So, here are the latest plans.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Oh, you don't want to go over them now, do you?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05You don't have anything to smoke, do you?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09What? Don't tell me you took it up again on holiday.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I don't mean cigarettes.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Oh, wow.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17You clearly spent WAY too long in South America.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Come on.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I thought you'd be chilled enough already.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I just went to see Frankie.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Can you keep your mouth shut?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Not usually, but, I'll make an exception on this occasion.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47We were sleeping together before I went away.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Jesus!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52You're a dark horse, aren't you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Does Sam know?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- No, and she can't find out either. - All right.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I don't want to mess things up with her.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I told Frankie it can't happen again.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Wow.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I know you two are...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Well, I don't know actually. What the hell's going on?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Are you still in love with her or...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I really don't want to talk about it now.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I just wanna get off my face.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Well, that I could definitely help you with.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47DOORBELL CHIMES
0:12:50 > 0:12:51FRANKIE: Are you sure this is OK?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I didn't know if it was all right...
0:12:53 > 0:12:56It's fine. I'm glad you rang.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I was gonna call, just... things have been a bit busy.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04You're the second person to tell me that today.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08There you go. I can't remember if you take sugar.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09No.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Look, is everything OK?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18It's just, well, you sounded upset on the phone.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Cat, the woman I told you about...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26..she got back from holiday.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And she doesn't want to be with you?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31No, I think she does.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34But she won't leave her girlfriend.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Well, if it's any consolation, it's probably hard for her too.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I was always having my heart broken
0:13:46 > 0:13:49chasing after the wrong people when I was your age.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51My so-called uncle?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Yeah. He was definitely one of my mistakes.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00I'm sorry. I didn't mean that you were...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03It's all right. It's not like I thought I was planned.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05No, you weren't.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I didn't plan to give you up either.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09- DOOR OPENS - Alma!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11He must've got an early flight.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15You need to go.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17DOOR CLOSES What? You just want me to leave?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Please. There's a side passage takes you out the front.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22You're never gonna tell him about me, are you?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Where do I start, Frankie? The robbery?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27The daughter he doesn't even know I have?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I can't do this right now. Let's talk about it another time.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Do you think Jemima in Accounts will do a naked dance for me
0:14:43 > 0:14:45if I asked her nicely?
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Doubt it. She's got a husband and a Volvo.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Oh, well. I'm sure her Volvo won't mind.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53BOTH SNICKER
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Shh! We have to be normal.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Hmm? - Alistair.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Alistair. - Ah!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01There you both are. Welcome back, Cat.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I've been looking for you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I've just spoken with the director at Winrow and Baines.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He's got to go off to New York tomorrow.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11So I've rescheduled your pitch to this afternoon, five o'clock.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Is that a problem? - (STARTLED SOUND)
0:15:16 > 0:15:19I presume you've brought Cat up to speed.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Yeah, yeah!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Great.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25You've got 45 minutes then.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34(SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER)
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Frankie, are you back?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Sadie?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Why aren't you returning my calls?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I haven't got my work phone anymore.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34What do you want, Frankie?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37To say thanks. I didn't realise the cheap rent was dependent on me sleeping with you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- It wasn't. - Yeah, right.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41You could have had the decency to tell us.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43We had two days to find somewhere new.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Now we're having to look for a bloody flatmate.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50I didn't tell you myself because I don't work there anymore.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52They found out about the cheap rent and sacked me.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It's not my fault you're unhappy, Frankie.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Sort yourself out and stop acting like a fucking cock.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14KNOCK AT DOOR
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Hi.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'm Lexy. You must be Tess?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Yeah. - Sorry I'm late.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Oh, it's OK. My flatmate isn't here yet, so...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Do you want me to come back when she is - in case I'm a serial killer?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45No, no, no, no, it's fine. Come in. She shouldn't be long.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Um, unless you are.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Oh, I used to dabble
0:17:49 > 0:17:54but it was murder getting the bloodstains out of my clothes.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Nice pad.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Sorry, uh, I've never interviewed a flatmate before.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Do I show you the room first or...?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm no expert, but I think you'd probably show me the room
0:18:05 > 0:18:07and then we'd chat
0:18:07 > 0:18:09and then you try and work out if I'm weird or not.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12(LAUGHS) OK. Sounds like a good plan.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Um, so, seeing as you mentioned it, are you weird?
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Oh, not usually.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Though I do live with my gran, so I guess that is a bit weird.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21God, I could never live with my gran.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23She's mad for pinching my cheeks.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, well, mine's from here so, you know, when I came over...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29And I wouldn't mind, it's just she's got a lot of pets
0:18:29 > 0:18:31and I'm trying to kick the whole bestiality thing.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Oh! Sorry, I didn't get you.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Um, do you want to...? It's just through there.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, cool!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44If I move in do I get to keep Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47What, you like Johnny Cash?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Yeah, it's kind of a guilty secret but I love country and western.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53No way. Me too.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Really? - Well, it's not so secret.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I'm kind of out about it to my friends.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Ah, I love this play.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Everyone's so bloody miserable in it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07They're doing it at the Tron, aren't they?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah, actually, uh, I'm playing Sonya.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Really? - Mm.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- That's so cool. - Thanks.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17So, what do you do?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Sorry. I sound like someone's dad.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24I'm gonna be asking if you've got good prospects next.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I can ask for your daughter's hand in marriage if you like.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Um, listen.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33My flatmate's gonna be back soon
0:19:33 > 0:19:36and I bought a selection of tea the other day
0:19:36 > 0:19:38so that when we have guests I can say,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41"Do you want a cup of tea? We have a selection."
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Um, do you want one?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, only if you have a selection.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47(LAUGHS) Yes.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Come on. This way.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58DOOR OPENS Fuck.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00(LAUGHS)
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's not funny, Jay.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What are you doing?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Trying to sober up.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Isn't there a tea you can drink, I heard that - to make you not stoned?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16That's to evade the urine test.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Anyway we don't have any. (LAUGHS)
0:20:29 > 0:20:34We want to create flowerbeds in the courtyard.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35We imagine people having their lunch
0:20:35 > 0:20:38surrounded by roses and tulips and...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40What are they called?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hmm? Tulips.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46No, those lovely orange and pink flowers, you know?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48They're really...pretty.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Some of them have got a different colour
0:20:50 > 0:20:53around the edges of the petals.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Mmm.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57It almost makes me think someone's drawn it on with pen.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02And they're really soft and smell lovely.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Begonias!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09- Mmm. - Begonias.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16And now, my colleague, Jay, will take you through the window designs.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Jay. - Hmm?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26The window designs.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Oh!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Sorry, sorry.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That's lunch. Cutbacks.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Hey, if you don't go for this pitch, we might starve to death.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39(SPURTS WATER AND GIGGLES)
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm sorry. He always cracks me up.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Aw! You've got all my favourite stuff on here.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53So, er, have you got any pets or kids
0:21:53 > 0:21:56or wives we should know about?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00No, no, no. I'm footloose and fancy-free.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02DOOR OPENS
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- (CALLS) Hi. - Hi.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Sorry I'm late.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I only just got your message. - Um...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12So, you're the flatmate?
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Do you two know each other? - Not exactly.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I almost didn't recognise you. You've done something with your hair, right?
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I'm surprised you remember me at all.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Didn't even get my name, did you?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Leona? - Lexy.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27(SIGHS) What did you do?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32We hooked up and I was a bit of a cock and left without saying goodbye.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35But if it's any consolation, I'm often a cock, so it isn't personal.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Yeah, I gotta go. - Oh, no, no.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Let's not leave things like this. (WHISPERS) She's really nice.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42(WHISPERS) I can't.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Lexy, um...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47You're right. I was out of line.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50It's no excuse, but I was pretty messed up at the time
0:22:50 > 0:22:52and you just kind of got caught up with that.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm sorry.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Ah, fuck it. Life's too short to bear a grudge.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00DOOR KNOCK
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Why don't you come out for some beers with us later
0:23:02 > 0:23:05and see if you can bear us?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07It's gay disco night at Rubies.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Do you think you can handle that?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Love a bit of disco.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Awesome.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Hey.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Um...beers, anyone?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25You all right? I'm Fin, Tess's girlfriend.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Hi, Lexy.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44What do you think? Will I do?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Um, I like you with a bit of eye make-up, it suits you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Yeah?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Maybe I'll go the whole hog.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Get a big, girly frock and some lipstick.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- I don't know about that. - Exactly. You'd hate it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You only went for me because you bought into the big, butch copper thing.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Like you didn't totally play up to it.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Second date, you offered me a ride in your police car.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, it worked, didn't it?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Gets the ladies every time.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10I'm so knackered.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Are you sure you don't want to go on your own?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Yes, I am.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Everyone's really excited about seeing us.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18The last thing you need is to sit around
0:24:18 > 0:24:20brooding about that bloody pitch.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- A couple of drinks will do you good. - OK.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- OK. - OK.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- OK. - But we're not staying long.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28OK.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41TESS: Um, everyone. TAPS GLASSES
0:24:41 > 0:24:46Uh, I would just like to propose a toast to Ed.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Um, it just goes to show
0:24:48 > 0:24:52you can be a total nerd and still be successful.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- CLAPPING AND CHEERING - JAY: Speech!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55I'd just like to say,
0:24:55 > 0:25:00I hate you all, and thanks for bringing me to a gay bar
0:25:00 > 0:25:03just to ensure I can't celebrate by getting laid.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05JAY: No, you can get laid anywhere!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08All you need to do is employ the three C's.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Babes will be flocking in.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13What? I must be going wrong somewhere.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I never heard of no three C's.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Oh, cocky, confident and charming.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21No, seriously. Women can sense if you're nervous.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23You've got to approach them
0:25:23 > 0:25:28like you're the hot restaurant everyone wants to dine in.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Come on, if Ed was a restaurant,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32he'd be giving away two-for-one lunch vouchers.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Oi! - Alternatively, Ed, you could just try being friendly
0:25:35 > 0:25:37and see if you have anything in common.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Oh, yeah, if you want to send people to sleep.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Yeah? It worked for me.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49So, Lexy, what do you do?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51And how come we haven't seen you before?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh, I'm a doctor in A&E at Queen's.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54I work a lot.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I virtually lived there when I was training.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59You got Friday night, Chundering Piss-Artist Brigade.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Must've been before my time, or I'd remember you.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03A doctor, hey?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05That's a bit grown-up, isn't it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Are you sure you want to live with these juvenile delinquents?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09- Oi. - No, no, no, I'm not grown-up.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I'm only in it for the free drugs.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Speaking of which, I've brought Charlie along to help us celebrate.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Anyone care to join us at the bogs? - Oh, I can't.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18It's my first day of rehearsals tomorrow.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- All right, you can count me in. - Yeah, and me.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Right then, I guess it's just me,
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Frankie, Lexy and our soon-to-be-famous author then.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Let's go! - No, no way.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30There's no way, Jay.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Ed, you lack confidence.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Is it any wonder when you're a drug refuser?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Believe me...
0:26:48 > 0:26:52just ONCE in your life, you wanna feel this good.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54What if something goes wrong?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Huh? And I'm dead in the papers. - (LAUGHS)
0:26:58 > 0:27:02You don't usually drop dead unless you have a heart condition.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05And it's a fairly quick end.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Really? - Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09You can trust her. She's a doctor.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:27:12 > 0:27:15(LAUGHS)
0:27:15 > 0:27:16That was me.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19You look like you needed that.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Yeah, well, life seems that much better when you're off your tits.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25(LAUGHS)
0:27:25 > 0:27:29(WHISPERS) If I die, tell my parents it was peer pressure.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30(ALL LAUGH)
0:28:19 > 0:28:20You're losing your clip.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43(BOTH LAUGH)
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Um...
0:28:45 > 0:28:46..look what I got.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48What are they?
0:28:48 > 0:28:49They're giving them out free at the bar.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Just don't let me drink them tonight.
0:28:53 > 0:28:58This is absolutely my last beer. I refuse to be hung-over tomorrow.
0:28:58 > 0:28:59Yeah, why don't I believe that?
0:28:59 > 0:29:00Uh, pass me my coat.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04So, what? You're gonna put them in your coat?
0:29:04 > 0:29:05I'm gonna put them in my pocket.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06- How long for? - Um, till Saturday.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- Till Saturday? - Yeah, yeah.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11What? You're the one who said a couple of drinks would do me good.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13(LAUGHS) Enjoy the honeymoon phase.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16In a couple of months you could be griping just like this.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17Nice.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Nah, me and Tess are gonna be in a constant state of harmony.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22She's way too gorgeous to argue with.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- It's true. I am. - Mmm.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26Oi, there's some of my team-mates.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Tigger! Badger! Over here.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- You play for a women's league? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Give it a week I'm gonna get Tess in there.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Hey, you right?
0:29:37 > 0:29:38We were just discussing the match tomorrow.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40You guys are gonna get slaughtered.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42You won't ever say that when we win.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Piss off. You're just jealous cos you got relegated.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Listen, give it a couple of weeks and we'll be back up there.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49What are you laughing for? It's not funny.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Who do you support, Sam?
0:29:51 > 0:29:52Uh, Bradford City.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55TIGGER AND BADGER: Ooh!
0:30:02 > 0:30:05- TESS: I like your necklace. - CAT: Sam got it for me on holiday.
0:30:05 > 0:30:06TESS: What?
0:30:13 > 0:30:15THEY are a bit laddy locker room, aren't they?
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Not Fin, she's great.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Yeah, I just...
0:30:21 > 0:30:23I wonder whether it matters that we're both so different.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Do you think Lexy's gonna move in?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Not if Frankie's gonna sleep with her again.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33- Again? - Yeah.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36It turns out she was one of Frankie's hit-and-runs.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Oh.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41She better not be bloody going home with her.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42It'd be just like Frankie
0:30:42 > 0:30:46to blow our chances of a decent flatmate for a quick shag.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48(LOUDLY) All these blokes keep checking me out.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Look!
0:30:50 > 0:30:51That one over there.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54And that one.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Have drugs made you gay?
0:31:00 > 0:31:02(ALL LAUGH)
0:31:06 > 0:31:08You OK?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Yeah.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Just the usual girl-wants-girl, can't-have-girl bollocks.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16- Someone I know? - Nope.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Christ, I hate coke. It always makes me spill my guts.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21I did not tell you that.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23My lips are sealed.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25You know what they say.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28The best way to get over one girl is to get under another.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31No, I wasn't referring to myself.
0:31:31 > 0:31:36No offence but, uh, I don't make the same mistake twice.
0:31:36 > 0:31:40(CHUCKLES) None taken.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42You're right. I generally am a mistake.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53(LAUGHS)
0:31:54 > 0:31:57So, the cop, Sam, does she go out with Cat?
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Do you fancy Sam?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Oh, Jesus, that was me trying to be subtle.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Yeah, they're together.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Although, I wouldn't let that put you off.
0:32:13 > 0:32:18Relationships are just things people do before they fuck someone else.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Although, I wouldn't take my advice. I'm always pissing people off.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39PUMPING DANCE MUSIC
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Are you OK?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25Yeah, no, I'm just really tired. Let's go.
0:33:25 > 0:33:26OK.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Oh, I'm ready to hit the hay.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Getting too old for partying on a school night.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Hang your towel up in the bathroom on the way, will you?
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Yeah, if you ask me nicely maybe.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04I just wish you'd tidy up after yourself.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Bollocks! That's not what this is about.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08You've been in a weird mood all night.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12You're stressing about that bloody pitch and taking it out on me.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Well, you can argue with yourself, cos I'm going to bed.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30That's the thing. It was offside.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33I cannot believe you're saying that goal should have been allowed.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34It was offside.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I know!
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Then why are you arguing with me then?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43That match last week was terrible. I was sick.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47I cannot believe the way that Hearts are playing at the moment.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Do you know what I'm saying?
0:35:08 > 0:35:09Sorry.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14You're right. I was being a harpy.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17You were a bit.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Quite a lovable one, though.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32You'll be OK, you know?
0:35:34 > 0:35:41As my dad always says, good things happen to good people.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58I really fancy living in Merchant City.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00My parents rent me this place on the South Sides.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04I'd move but my mum's all like, "Janice, why waste money?"
0:36:04 > 0:36:06"We give you a better deal."
0:36:06 > 0:36:07She drives me nuts.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13Whoa, you like your herbal teas, don't you?
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Hibiscus and goji berry.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Who knew?
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Beer?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Are we doing this or not?
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Yeah, um, I think I've changed my mind.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04You're kidding, right?
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Sorry.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07It's not you.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09I can call you a cab.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Don't bother.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Christ, one of these days I'll actually meet a lesbian
0:37:14 > 0:37:16who isn't a total fuck-up.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21DOOR CLOSES
0:37:34 > 0:37:38My God. I feel like shit.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Why didn't you stop me from drinking so much?
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Well, I was too busy getting wasted myself.
0:37:45 > 0:37:50Besides, you were numbing yourself to all their football talk.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54I don't want to go to the scary rehearsal.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56You'll be fine. You deserve this.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58And you'll nail it.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Anyway, be thankful you have a job.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05If my life gets any worse, I'll be joining the Hare Krishnas.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06What is up with you?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Nothing. Everything. This bill.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12That we should... we should ask Lexy to move in.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14It's a no-brainer.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18What's the problem? I thought you liked her.
0:38:18 > 0:38:19Yeah, it's a good idea.
0:38:19 > 0:38:24Unless you were intending to sleep with her again.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Tess, it was one fuck. I fuck a lot of people.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Yeah, well, you seemed pretty pally last night
0:38:28 > 0:38:30and, you know, she's really nice.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32I could see why you might go there again.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Seems like it's me that should be worried.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Worried about what?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Nothing. All right, I need to get ready.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41You're going to help me choose what to wear.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Should I call her, then?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- Yeah, good idea. - Yeah.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01I'll cook tonight.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03You can play hostess with the mostest.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09I asked Ryder to come for dinner with his new girlfriend, remember?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11This evening.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Oh, Cat. We blew him out before we went away.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15I can't cancel again.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17But don't worry. It'll be really low-key.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19OK.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21OK. Right, I'm going. You coming?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24No, I've a couple of things to do here before I go.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25OK. See you later.
0:39:25 > 0:39:26- See you. - Bye, gorgeous.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39I look like one of the Waltons.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Nah, you look good, babe.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42(SIGHS)
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Tina got so pissed last night she lost one of her shoes.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50This looked good in the shop but it was a mistake, wasn't it?
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Um, do you think you could stop texting your mates and help me?
0:39:56 > 0:39:59I've been waiting for weeks for this to start.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01I'm sorry. I'm putting the phone down.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04Stop panicking.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07(SIGHS) Why do we have to have a new director?
0:40:07 > 0:40:10- What if he doesn't like me? He might recast. - Don't be silly.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Look, how hard can it be?
0:40:12 > 0:40:14All you gotta do is go in there and say a few lines.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18Thanks. Acting does take some skill, you know.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21I'm joking! I'm just trying to cheer you up.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Sorry.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Listen, whatever happens, I still think you're hot.
0:40:30 > 0:40:31Fin, Fin!
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Look, for once in my life,
0:40:32 > 0:40:36I'm gonna be 10 minutes early for rehearsal, OK?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38OK.
0:40:48 > 0:40:53Hi, I'm Tess Roberts, playing Sonya.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Tess. I'm Tess. I'm playing Sonya.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00Tess Roberts. Tess Roberts, playing Sonya.
0:41:00 > 0:41:01Oh, fuck.
0:41:01 > 0:41:02PLAYS NOTE
0:42:02 > 0:42:03Hi.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17(SOFTLY) Did Alistair mention when Winrow and Baines would be in touch?
0:42:17 > 0:42:19I don't know.
0:42:22 > 0:42:23Are you all right?
0:42:25 > 0:42:30- Do you think Frankie went home with Lexy last night? - I don't know.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32Is that what's bothering you?
0:42:32 > 0:42:34I thought you were happy with Sam.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36I am happy.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38She's beautiful and kind and I don't want to lose her.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Look...
0:42:41 > 0:42:44I feel bad saying this, right, Frankie's my mate, but...
0:42:45 > 0:42:48..she's not exactly the most reliable, is she?
0:42:48 > 0:42:52Do you think I wouldn't have put her behind me if I could?
0:42:52 > 0:42:54What would you do?
0:42:54 > 0:42:57You're asking me? (LAUGHS)
0:42:57 > 0:42:59All right, well, I'd...
0:42:59 > 0:43:02I'd probably keep shagging them both
0:43:02 > 0:43:04and make a great, big mess.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07But then, I can always be relied upon to do the wrong thing.
0:43:16 > 0:43:17Who's that?
0:43:17 > 0:43:21WOMAN: Someone pretty sozzled by the looks of things.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23You don't think she's homeless, do you?
0:43:23 > 0:43:26She might have snuck in here.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Actually, it's Tess.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Tess Roberts. She's playing Sonya.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Tess.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34Tess!
0:43:34 > 0:43:35What?
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46I got here earlier. I must have, um, drifted off.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50Are these yours?
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Yes. Yeah. I got them free at a club last night.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55I tend to discourage alcohol in rehearsals.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00No, no, no, I wasn't drinking them. Honestly.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02They were in my pocket.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Um...
0:44:04 > 0:44:06..I'll just... BOTTLES CLINK
0:44:06 > 0:44:08OK.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12Well, um, let's get some tea and let's get started.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14OK. Sorry.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21These things are so nerve-racking.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24I always like a little tipple beforehand.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't drinking them, honestly.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Oh, I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.
0:44:34 > 0:44:35MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:44:58 > 0:45:00OK, I thought I'd get the four of you in on your own,
0:45:00 > 0:45:02because you'll be working together a lot.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06MOBILE PHONE RINGS Excuse me. I'm sorry.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08Hi. I'm in rehearsal.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11Just a minute.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15Um...why don't you all introduce yourselves?
0:45:15 > 0:45:18You know what? I don't think you left the gas on.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Because you always think that but you never have...
0:45:20 > 0:45:23All right, I'll kick off, shall I?
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Um, I'm Nora.
0:45:26 > 0:45:30Although you might have known me as Angela from Cardiac Care.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Um, although I have escaped telly.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35And I've been giving my Hedda at the National.
0:45:35 > 0:45:40Timothy here was my rather fantastic Lovborg.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Oh, please. You acted us all off the stage.
0:45:42 > 0:45:43Nora was wonderful.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Stop it! I did not!
0:45:45 > 0:45:49I'm not the one who's just been nominated for a Spanish BAFTA,
0:45:49 > 0:45:51you talented bastard.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- Didn't I see you in The Seagull? - Probably.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58For the last eight years, I've played every weathered drunk going.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59I'm not complaining.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Cuts down on the need for research.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04What about you, Tess?
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Have you done much theatre?
0:46:08 > 0:46:11Ah, no, not really.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Mainly bits of telly, Casualty, The Bill, nothing very exciting.
0:46:14 > 0:46:18I've got a friend who was in The Bill, maybe you know him, Johnny Stevens?
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I wasn't in it for very long. I only had a tiny part, so...
0:46:21 > 0:46:25Go on, amuse us. What were your lines?
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Oh, I can't really remember.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30Don't be a spoilsport, of course you can.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Ah, well, it wasn't really...
0:46:35 > 0:46:37lines as such.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39It was more like a noise.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44Well, like an exhalation of air.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Um...
0:46:48 > 0:46:50I was a corpse that they found in the river.
0:46:50 > 0:46:56And when they pulled me out, I made like a... (EXHALES) ..sound.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Because corpses have air in them.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09I've played a few corpses in my time.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11If I've had a bit of a night beforehand,
0:47:11 > 0:47:13they don't even need to bother with make-up.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- (LAUGHS) - Well.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Well done, you.
0:47:17 > 0:47:21From corpse to Sonya in one fell swoop, that is...
0:47:21 > 0:47:24that is quite an achievement.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25You must be thrilled.
0:47:27 > 0:47:28Right, sorry about that.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Um...let's get going.
0:47:30 > 0:47:36I thought we'd start by looking at what the play means to us all.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41This was at reception for you.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Do you reckon he's talking to them now?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47I don't know. Let's hope so.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55What is that?
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Oh, it's nothing.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Here he comes.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Ah. Excellent news.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Winrow and Baines, they LOVED your pitch.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07We're on board!
0:48:07 > 0:48:08RELIEVED EXHALATION
0:48:08 > 0:48:12They thought you were, um, "impressively eccentric."
0:48:12 > 0:48:13What did they mean by that?
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Oh, I threw in a few jokes. You know what I'm like, Alistair.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18Made it a bit humorous.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Yeah. - Yeah, well.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Whatever. We've got the work.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24That's the important thing.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26- Congratulations. - Thank you.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Now, Jay, I want you to liaise with them direct.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Cat, you work up to Jay.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33And well done!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36What?
0:48:36 > 0:48:39I can't help it if he recognises my superior talents.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42It's not actually funny, Jay, it's discrimination.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44All right, well, don't take it out on me.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Make a complaint. Or talk to him.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48Actually, you know what? It doesn't matter.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52Fuck it! Fuck him. I don't give a shit anymore.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01I think we've covered enough ground for today.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03See you back here, ah, same time tomorrow.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:49:05 > 0:49:07HALF-HEARTED APPLAUSE Hi.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Um, what sort of sound?
0:49:11 > 0:49:14No, no, no, no, no. I'm sure it'll be fine.
0:49:14 > 0:49:19No. No-one's ever died by using a microwave, no.
0:49:19 > 0:49:23It is such a pain. I still get all this fan mail from Cardiac Care.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25I've had it up to here with signing photos.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28Jesus, why didn't anyone tell me I look such a fright?
0:49:28 > 0:49:31Don't be ridiculous. You look as gorgeous as ever.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Don't worry, don't worry.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36My hair always goes a bit Noel Edmonds when I've been in the rain.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38I wasn't in the rain.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43- I'm walking into town. Are you coming? - Mm-hm.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48Shit! Do you think I really offended her?
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Oh, I wouldn't worry. She's just a typical wacktress.
0:49:51 > 0:49:55- What? - Wacky actress.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57- Oh. - I'd suggest we go for a drink
0:49:57 > 0:50:00but seeing as my wife has run off with a baby-faced ham,
0:50:00 > 0:50:02I've gotta go and buy a fucking duvet.
0:50:02 > 0:50:05- See you tomorrow. - Bye.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37- Jay. - Mm-hm...
0:50:37 > 0:50:40If Alistair asks, I have a hospital appointment.
0:50:40 > 0:50:41What are you up to?
0:50:41 > 0:50:44I thought I'd try doing the wrong thing for a change.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49I bet it wasn't as bad as you think it was.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51How is my co-workers thinking I'm a loser,
0:50:51 > 0:50:54rude and drunk, not as bad as I think?
0:50:54 > 0:50:57Well, loads of great actors are alcoholics.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00(LAUGHS) That's not funny.
0:51:00 > 0:51:01It made you smile though, didn't it?
0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Come here. - (SIGHS)
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Listen...
0:51:06 > 0:51:09I'm so looking forward to chilling out.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13DOOR BUZZES
0:51:13 > 0:51:14That's gonna be the girls.
0:51:14 > 0:51:18Listen, you don't mind, do you? They really want to get to know you.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Plus, they're a right laugh.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22DOOR OPENS All right, girls?
0:51:23 > 0:51:24Something smells good.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26- Hi, Tess, how's it going? - Hey, Tess.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28I didn't think you were a football fan.
0:51:28 > 0:51:29Oh, I'm...
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Sometimes I, uh...
0:51:31 > 0:51:33What you cooking, Fin?
0:51:33 > 0:51:35- How's rehearsals? - Good, yeah.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Does anyone need a bottle-opener?
0:51:40 > 0:51:43SIREN WAILS
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57Did you go home with Lexy last night?
0:51:57 > 0:51:59What do you care?
0:51:59 > 0:52:01You know I do.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06If you must know, I went home with someone else.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11But I couldn't go through with it.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16I can't leave Sam.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Yeah, you told me that yesterday.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21We could still see each other.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25If you want me,
0:52:25 > 0:52:27this is the way you can have me until I've worked out what to do.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32So I'm supposed to sit on the sidelines
0:52:32 > 0:52:34while you continue to fuck your wife?
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Forget it. It was a stupid idea.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Wait.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Someone might come down here.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53It's half the buzz, isn't it?
0:52:53 > 0:52:55I seem to remember you always liked the idea of being caught.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Oh, fuck that.
0:53:04 > 0:53:05Just fuck me.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20We can eat now, if you don't want to wait.
0:53:20 > 0:53:21No. You're all right.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Yeah?
0:53:29 > 0:53:32FOOTBALL GAME PLAYS ON TV They're doing OK.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34They keep getting taken out by the defence.
0:53:34 > 0:53:35Come on.
0:53:35 > 0:53:37FIN: Oh! Oh!
0:53:40 > 0:53:41ALL BARRACK AND CHEER
0:53:41 > 0:53:43ALL GROAN
0:53:43 > 0:53:44- See!- See what I mean?
0:53:46 > 0:53:49ALL CHEER LOUDLY
0:54:07 > 0:54:09CLOSES DOOR Hi. Sorry I'm late.
0:54:09 > 0:54:10I got held up on some work calls.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12I have been phoning your mobile.
0:54:12 > 0:54:13It's out of juice.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Um, Josie, Cat.
0:54:15 > 0:54:16- Cat, Josie. - Hi.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19I'm just gonna freshen up and I'll be out in one minute.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26JOSIE: This is a great place. Do you own it?
0:54:26 > 0:54:27No, it's rented.
0:54:27 > 0:54:30So you two are thinking of buying together?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32- Yeah, maybe. - It's a bit soon for...
0:54:32 > 0:54:33- Maybe. - ..for that.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39Sam said you've been chasing some big contract at work.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41Yeah, we just found out today. We got it.
0:54:41 > 0:54:44They're throwing a lot of money at a new development in Partick.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47That is fantastic. Why didn't you say?
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Because Jay's been put in charge of it.
0:54:49 > 0:54:53Oh. Shit, I'm sorry, Cat.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56No, I've decided to take a whole new approach.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Doing the right thing gets me nowhere,
0:54:58 > 0:55:00so I've decide not to give a shit anymore.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03We're out of wine. Anyone else want some more?
0:55:03 > 0:55:04- I'm OK, I've got to work tomorrow. - Me too.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06All the more for me then.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14She doesn't get on with the boss.
0:55:40 > 0:55:43SAM KNOCKS SOFTLY Cat?
0:55:57 > 0:55:58Cat, are you OK?
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Might have drunk a bit too much.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08Oh, Alistair is a prick.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11You shouldn't let him make you so miserable.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14- Sam... - Yeah.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20..I love you.
0:56:20 > 0:56:21I know.