0:00:33 > 0:00:37It's just so comforting.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Falling asleep in her arms and wake up to the sound of her breathing.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Mmm.
0:00:42 > 0:00:47That quiet sound that reminds you that you're not alone
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and life is still worth living.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Even with Nora?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Tess, you've got Nora all wrong.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57She's great. She really likes you.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What's she like with people she hates?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02It was her idea that I bring you breakfast today.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Why?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Because she feels really bad that
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I'm taking her to this film awards thing tonight instead of you.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- What?! - I'm really sorry.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14She got so excited when I told her I was going. I couldn't help asking.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16What, even though you invited me months ago?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I'll make it up to you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- I'll take you out for lunch tomorrow. - Yeah, well, don't worry.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I'll find my comfort elsewhere.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47So, how have you been?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49You know. Keeping busy.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Hey, I got these tickets for this wine tasting thing tonight.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00One of the consultants couldn't go, so he gave them to me.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Right.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I mean, he's the most pompous old arse I've ever met,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09but it's free wine and apparently the new Bordeauxs are "superlative."
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I don't know. Maybe. I'll give you a call later.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yeah. No, cool. I mean, no pressure.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Hey. How was your run?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Tremendous. But now I'm going to die.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40How's Sam?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, I don't know. She doesn't give much away.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I've been meaning to call her.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Ask her for a drink or something, but I just...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Got nothing at all in common with her?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Except maybe Cat. I mean, I guess not.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's great you're spending time with her, though.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Hey, look.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00It's been a really shitty time for both of you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Hey, are you doing anything later?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Do you want to go to the pub, or...?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Er, no. I'd love to, but I can't.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I invited Sam to this sort of wine tasting thing.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Just to get her out of the house.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I'd ask you, but I've just got a couple of tickets.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Oh, no, no. It's fine. No problem. Got loads of lines to learn.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Sorry, Lex. I borrowed your laptop again.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- More job applications? - No, I've written an article.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Going to see if I can get it published.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Save me from my temping nightmare.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- You should've got Ed to read it.- Oh, it's all right.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I've already got an in at Minus 21 magazine.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43How come?
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I fucked the editor.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Have you nicked my stapler again?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07It's a fair cop.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sam, there's something I need to ask you.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23They've released Cat's possessions from the scene.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I've got them. They ought to go to her parents, but I...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I thought you might like to have them.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I mean, if you prefer, I could take them round to her...
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I'll have a think about it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Thanks. - OK.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I see you've finished your session with Inspector Morse.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I know, you're only supporting her as a friend.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00That's right, you embittered old cynic.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Anyway, I've invited her to a wine tasting thingy tonight.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08And that's not like a date or anything?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11No, it's nothing like a date.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14You don't think she's going to think it's like a date, do you?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Who's got a date? - Nobody!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Especially not our Lexy. - No, I've just invited Sam...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Who she fancies the arse off of. - ..to a wine tasting.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25But it's not like a date. I mean, nothing at all like a date(!)
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Right.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Everything OK?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Ah, I was going to ask you to do something tonight
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- instead of tomorrow. Something came up.- Oh, sorry.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39No worries. I'll fix it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Thought she was supposed to be no strings attached.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46She is.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Right, so you're not going on a date
0:05:49 > 0:05:52and she's not in any way at all jealous.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Hmm. Do you mind if we switch to my less finely nuanced love life?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59BEEPER SOUNDS Do you think it's possible that Sex-ray is straight
0:05:59 > 0:06:02and my sonically calibrated gaydar is off beam?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ah, let me just check my gaydar.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10It says...even if he WAS gay he wouldn't fancy you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ha-ha(!)
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hey. Someone page me?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Yes, I did. There's a patient waiting for you in chairs.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Cool.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Er, there's no-one there. Did someone else take him?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39No, he wouldn't see anyone else.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41He only wanted you.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43He was really insistent about it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Cool, thanks.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Fine. Now what we need is someone standing for them all arriving
0:06:55 > 0:06:59to give out a copy of the latest...issue.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Um, yeah. Yeah.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09What moron thought it would be a good idea
0:07:09 > 0:07:12to send a work experience to pick the investors up from the airport?
0:07:12 > 0:07:17If it was Karen, you can tell her she's back in the post room.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You can send that girl over.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26If you'd like to just go through.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31What are you doing here?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- I wanted to talk to you. - You're fucking joking, Sadie? Here?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I told you it was a one-time thing. Are you some sort of stalker?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I wanted to give you this.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It's an article I've written for the magazine.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Remember you said I should give you my ideas?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Or have you forgotten that now you've fucked me?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54And don't flatter yourself that I'd bother stalking you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57You weren't all that.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- You coming out tonight? - Oh, no. Not tonight.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Look, Sam, if you don't want to face the whole gang, we could go back
0:08:12 > 0:08:15to yours for a curry. I'll even endure your Cagney and Lacey box set.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20- Now, that's an offer you won't get every day.- Thanks, I appreciate it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Actually, I'm going out tonight. - Yeah?
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Mm-hm. I'm going to a wine tasting event with my running partner.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Serious? - Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31So you're blowing out The Grampian for a wine tasting?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33You're never going to live this one down, Murray.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- I'll see you later. - See you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37PHONE RINGING
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I can't believe Ed's just ditched me
0:08:45 > 0:08:49so he can take stupid Carol to the film awards instead.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's amazing the depths people will stoop to for regular sex.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, well, he's supposed to be my best friend.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's pretty much the only friend I've got left here, apart from you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02What about your new flatmates? I thought you were bonding with them.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Well, they're too busy
0:09:04 > 0:09:07having vital, life-enhancing sexual experiences.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Can't you tell them to conduct their sexcapades elsewhere?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, they're all right.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Well, Sadie's a bit of a pain, but Lexy's lovely.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Like, she's really kind and understanding, you know.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Tess! - Mmm?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Have you fallen for your roomie?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No! God, no.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30OK, maybe a little bit.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34But, you know, it's pretty hopeless.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I mean, she hardly looks at me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Not like she's picturing me naked, anyway.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Sext her. - What?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Show her what she's missing. What all the kids are doing.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Um, no, because then she'd think I was a psycho.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I did actually try asking her out this morning,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52but she said she was busy, so...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, where did you ask her out to?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Pub. - Well, that's not going to work.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00You've got to invite her somewhere outside the flatmate zone.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01So the mood can take you.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Well, I can't ask her out officially.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08If she turns me down, we'll be stuck avoiding each other
0:10:08 > 0:10:10for the next year over the Rice Krispies.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Listen, think stealth dating.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Pretend to take her somewhere fun and friendly, like salsa classes.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20One minute you're doing the salsa, the next you're rumba-ing in her knickers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21What, really?!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Try it. See where it leads you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah, well, knowing me, it will probably lead to humiliation
0:10:27 > 0:10:30and a really bad hangover.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You're late.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And put your fucking hat on.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58I can't talk about this just now. I'm at work.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00No, I've got to go.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03You all right?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah. Domestic bliss. Susie's being a bit of a nightmare.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09If our thing is causing any extra strain, you know,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11we can just cool it off for a while.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13No, it's got nothing to do with that.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's her work.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17And maybe now that I'm a bit stressed,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19you could help me let off some steam.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Oh, um...yeah. No, I can't.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I've got to see Sam.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, yeah. I forgot about your big date.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Big non-date. Yeah, I should go.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41I can't believe Hearts Of Stone is still on at my local.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Every day I have to pass that kilted twat.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- "Thomas Delaware - IS- Hamish of Scone."
0:11:48 > 0:11:54(IMITATES THOMAS) The heart that bears the stone will e'er be free!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Oh, come on! That was a good impression.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Do you think if I killed Nora,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07they'd let me off for justifiable homicide?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- I bet there's loads of people who would testify how incredibly... - Tess!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Tess, Tess, Tess. I am so, so sorry about tonight.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Myself and Eddie have just been racked with guilt.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20But I have bought you a bottle.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22So, you can still have a lovely evening at home.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, great!
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Me and my bottle of really...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32really posh champagne!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57TELEPHONE RINGS
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Hi, Lexy. - So, are you coming?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Great! OK, cool.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Um, I'll pick you up in an hour.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14OK, see you. Bye.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Sadie, table 12 wants cheese.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Can I help you?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21I came to apologise. There was no need for me to be so rude.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26OK. Apology accepted.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29It's no excuse, but I am just really, really busy.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35And yet you took time to come and say sorry in person?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38So, why are you really here?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Let's taste the 2007.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03On the nose, I'm getting...cherries.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05And violets.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's more fleshy than the 2006.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Much more...voluptuous.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14A real animal vigour.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21But I do detect a slight false note in the middle of the palate.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23That's why I became a lesbian.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25SPLUTTERS
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Ah! It seems as if someone else agrees with me.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Can you detect the false note?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36What flavours are you getting from the 2007?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ah, um...
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Er...
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Black pepper?- Mm-hm.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Um...cherries.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And, er...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Twigs.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59How interesting. Yes.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I can taste the oak.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08Oh, I'm also getting a hint of citrus.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09And, um...
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oof! I don't know how that found its way in there,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15but...wet carpet?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18SNIGGERS
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Maybe you'd like to share with us why you think this is a laughing matter.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32A grape may just be a grape to you
0:16:32 > 0:16:34but everyone else is here to learn something
0:16:34 > 0:16:36about these fascinating Bordeaux.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Shall we continue, with number five?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46HEAVY BREATHING
0:16:54 > 0:16:56GASPS
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Oh, don't stop! - Say you're sorry.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00What?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Say you're really, really sorry. - I'm sorry.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09SIGHS
0:17:11 > 0:17:14MOANS
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Oh!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Oh!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26SHE SIGHS
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I am late. I am so fucking late.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Worth it, though, eh?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35TELEPHONE RINGS
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Oh, fuck. Untie me. I've got to get that.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Say please. - Sadie!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Oh, God. Hey!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53No. I know, I know. It's because of the party.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55So many last-minute glitches.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yeah, yeah. I'll see you soon. Bye.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00So, I'm a glitch, then, am I?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Yeah. You're a total fucking glitch, but a very entertaining one.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, have you read my masterpiece, then?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11No. I am going to.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14If it's good enough, do I get an invite to this party?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's not that kind of party.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19It's one of those schmoozy corporate things.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm good at schmoozing.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24God, this lot would bore you to death.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Look, I'll read your article tomorrow. I promise.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Can I give you 250?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32That should cover the hotel bill.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I am just in such a hurry.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42It says this one's nose is a little bit rustic.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Sounds like my uncle Dale.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, God.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51It feels like I haven't used those muscles in a while.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Sam, you don't have to feel guilty about having fun.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I thought Cat was fucking Frankie.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- What would... - Doesn't matter. I was wrong.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I just... I feel a little bit shit about it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Sam, one of the first things most people feel is guilt.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Thank you, Doctor. I'm not here for bereavement counselling.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, sorry.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Actually, I wanted to ask your professional opinion.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Some weird stuff's been happening at work and I can't work out
0:19:31 > 0:19:34if it's someone winding me up or something creepy is going on.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What's been happening?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39A letter in my locker.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Saying what?
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- "I know"? - Oh, and someone paged me today
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and when I got there, the patient had disappeared.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I've tried to figure it out but I've realised...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I mean, there's nothing mysterious or interesting
0:19:56 > 0:20:00or even vaguely secret about my life, which is kind of sad.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Have you pissed anyone off lately?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Not more than usual.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Is your girlfriend the jealous type?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11No. I don't have a girlfriend.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I need the toilet.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It's OK. Keep breathing into your hands, that's it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Breathe into here.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Bit deeper if you can.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Has this happened before?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Once or twice.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, no. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10OK, let's get you home. You all right?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20So, that's £145, please.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Keep the change.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Oh!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Ooh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Uh!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26SHE GROANS
0:23:34 > 0:23:36We should've run straight to the pub.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Got some hair of the dog before showing up to work.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41At the hospital and the police station?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Maybe not such a good look.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Listen, I was thinking about your stalker thing.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51You need to write everything down.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Exactly what happens, the time and the date.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55- Just in case it gets serious. - Oh, great.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58You think I'll end up tied to some weirdo's radiator?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01No! You just might need it as proof.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05I don't know. I think it's just a case of mistaken identity.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Have you told them at work about your panic attacks?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13No. They'd just stick me on desk duty and I couldn't hack it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Oh, fuck running. I'm getting a Danish.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Hey!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Hey, Tess. - Hey, um...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I was just, er...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I was just reading an article
0:24:58 > 0:25:01in The List about skateboarding.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Not that I'm into skateboarding.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Anyway, there was an advert next to it for a roller disco.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Which I reckon I was pretty good at, back in the day.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Could go backwards and everything.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Anyway, it's on tonight.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Yeah, sounds cool.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Brilliant.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Hey! How did it go with the Minus 21 editor?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Pretty good. - You fucked her again, didn't you?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It was hardly a chore.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37She's hot and she could be my ride out of cheese hell.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Look at you, Anna Nicole Smith! - When's the article coming out?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42When she's read it, I guess.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Hey, you. How was the non-date?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Yeah, it was good, thanks. - Excellent.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You can tell me all about it later
0:25:57 > 0:25:59because I managed to sort out tonight.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Yeah? Is everything OK with...? - Yeah. As I suspected, PMT.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Do you mind just coming over to mine?
0:26:05 > 0:26:10Sure. I'm looking forward to hearing all the non-details.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14You see?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Non-jealous.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Non-girlfriend.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Guess who's going to the roller disco with Lexy
0:26:22 > 0:26:25and is pretty good at roller-skating?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I spoke to Maggie about Ronald.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Do you know what she's offering? Weekends.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Well, isn't that kind of when you want a dog?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36At the weekends?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Especially if you're single. - That's what they're banking on.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Leaving them free to fly to Rome on romantic mini-breaks. Get real!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47So, what are you going to do?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm lawyering up.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Show her and Delaware they're fucking with the wrong man.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55OK.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58And if that one cuts up rough today, she can have a piece of me too.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Morning, everyone.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Can we do the rapprochement scene again?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I just... I loved Tess's anger towards me yesterday.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Wasn't she fantastic, Rory?
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Yeah, that was really good work, Tess.- Nice jumper, Hugh.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Oh, thanks. It's new.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Right. Can we go from "Beautiful, sorrowful roses"?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Yep.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Er, the Welsh goat?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28No.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32The Irish goat?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It's the brie, Sadie.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35It's the brie.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Can I ask you something, Sadie?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Do you actually like cheese?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Yeah, I love it.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50And which cheese is your particular favourite?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52From our selection?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54I like all of them.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02This restaurant is famous for its cheese board.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05And there are plenty of genuine cheese enthusiasts out there
0:28:05 > 0:28:07who would give their eye teeth...
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I know, I'm sorry.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13It's just... I really, really need the loo.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18OK.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20- When nature calls... - Thanks.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Say cheese.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43The crowdie, or gruth in Gaelic. A Viking oat-covered green cheese.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Bonnet, a delicious goat's milk cheese from a small Ayrshire dairy.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50And finally, Bishop Kennedy, an unpasteurised Scottish cheese,
0:28:50 > 0:28:53washed in whisky and named after a 15th-century bishop from St Andrews.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Right.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Looks like we've got the cheese situation covered.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- What time do you get off? - Not for a long while yet.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Oh, that's OK. See, we're staying over.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09I wouldn't want you to miss out.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Thanks, but I'm seeing my girlfriend later.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17Oh, really? Well, your girlfriend is welcome to join us too.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Only if she is as hot as you are, eh?
0:29:21 > 0:29:22She's really hot.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25She's just not interested in wankers.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Oh, sorry! I meant bankers.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Waitress!
0:29:34 > 0:29:37This wine's corked.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48It's fine.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Are you still pissed off at me for seeing Nora?- No.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18No, actually, I think anyone who is going to make you happy right now
0:30:18 > 0:30:22must be a good thing.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24And Nora seems really happy, which is great for everyone.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26You've changed your tune.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Yeah, well, I think
0:30:28 > 0:30:31you've got to grab love when it comes along.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Nora's got this friend, Meg.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35We're seeing her later.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38She's gay and she's fit and...
0:30:40 > 0:30:43..Nora and I think you'd be perfect together.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47Oh, thanks. But I'm busy tonight.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Really? What are you doing?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Just a girls' night out with Lexy.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58He's wearing a perfectly pressed shirt,
0:30:58 > 0:31:00he's clearly using hair product.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03He's selected a low calorie beverage.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06- How much more definite can you get?- I need proof.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10So just go and ask him if he owns the Glee box set.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12- You ask him! - OK, fuck it!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15I'll go and find out, but you owe me.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25Excuse me.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29I was thinking of getting the Moroccan tagine.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35I've always wanted to go to Morocco.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40Have you ever been to Morocco?
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Yes, I have.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Oh? Cool!
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Who did you, er... Who did you go with?
0:31:48 > 0:31:50My sister.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Not your...- Wife? No.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56But I am gay.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Oh, no. No, I didn't... Ah!
0:32:02 > 0:32:07- Yeah, he's gay.- Yes! - I can never see him again.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:32:26 > 0:32:28PHONE BEEPS AGAIN
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Sadie!
0:32:32 > 0:32:35I've had a complaint from table... Was you on the phone?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38You shouldn't even have that with you.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Where is your fucking hat?
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Do you know what?
0:32:45 > 0:32:49You can take your hat, and your cheese, and your stupid poncey job
0:32:49 > 0:32:52and stuff it up your tight little arse!
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I've come to collect Cat's things from the scene.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19OK. If you're sure. There's no rush.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22I'm sure.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Here you are.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34I'm sorry.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Thanks.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54KNOCK ON DOOR
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Work before pleasure.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Did you read my article?
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Oh, yeah. It was good. It was good but, um...
0:34:13 > 0:34:18We're pretty full over the next few issues, so...
0:34:18 > 0:34:19Right.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26What's wrong?
0:34:26 > 0:34:31Well, I've just lost my job, so I won't be able to pay the rent,
0:34:31 > 0:34:34which probably means I'll get kicked out of my flat.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Apart from that, I'm peachy(!)
0:34:37 > 0:34:39I'm sorry.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Maybe you should come to the party tonight.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Well, you might be able to get some useful contacts.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50And you don't mind me coming now?
0:34:50 > 0:34:55No. I'd like us both to come.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59I think that can be arranged.
0:36:01 > 0:36:02Oh, yeah.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05Can you sort the hotel bill again today?
0:36:05 > 0:36:07250 was enough yesterday, wasn't it?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Here.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Actually, it was too much. The room's only 150.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- OK. Thanks. - I'll get your change from yesterday.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- No, there's no need. - Yeah, there is.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Thanks.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31So, I'll see you at the party, then?
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Oh, yeah. Sure.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Any dress codes? - Doesn't matter.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Come on.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- Hello! Anyone home? - I'm in the kitchen. With wine.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Wow. Something smells nice.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Oh, it's just a little something I rustled up.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Oh, I could do with eating before we go out.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Go out? Oh, no. Bea's coming over.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45So, you're not up for the roller disco, then?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48What roller disco?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Yeah. We...er, we said we might go tonight?
0:37:51 > 0:37:55Oh, did we? Sorry, Tess.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57- I'd love to, but... - Oh, no. It's fine.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Actually...actually it's good,
0:37:59 > 0:38:02because Ed's asked me to go out with him and Nora, so...
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Come on. You hate Nora.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Yeah, but they're fixing me up with one of Nora's friends.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- Apparently she's well fit. - Oh, so you DON'T mind?
0:38:11 > 0:38:13No! No.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Cool. Well, maybe we'll both be getting some tonight.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Maybe!
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Yeah, I'm just going to call Ed.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- OK. - Yep.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54PARTY CHATTER
0:39:06 > 0:39:09Wow! You look hot.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Thanks.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Is Bea not here yet?
0:39:13 > 0:39:16No, no. She cancelled. She's throwing up.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19Oh, well, that's...
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Look, I'll call Ed and cancel.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26I mean, we've still got time to go to the roller disco.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Oh, don't worry. I couldn't be arsed moving, anyway.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33Still, I mean, we could just have a quiet night in.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35That's very sweet, Tess, but I'm fine, really.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Just go out. Have fun. Might meet the woman of your dreams.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44TELEPHONE RINGS
0:39:46 > 0:39:50- Hello? - MAN:- Hello. This is the Highland Bank calling.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Am I speaking to Lexy Price? - Yep, but I'm kind of busy right now.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55This won't take a moment, Miss Price.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57There have been some unusual transactions on your card.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00- If I can just take you through security?- Yeah.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Can you confirm that your full address
0:40:02 > 0:40:04is 16 Birchmore Street, Glasgow?
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Uh-huh. Yeah, but it's 14. What are the transactions?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Hello?
0:40:17 > 0:40:18Who is this?
0:40:20 > 0:40:22HANGS UP PHONE
0:40:49 > 0:40:51TAPS ON KEYBOARD
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Tess!
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- Meg, Tess. Tess, Meg. - Hi.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09My old BFF and my new BFF.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12So excited to get you two together.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- Don't they make a cute couple? - Yeah.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16So, Tess,
0:41:16 > 0:41:18what scandalous stories has Nora told you about me?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Oh, don't worry. I didn't tell her about the time
0:41:21 > 0:41:23you threw beer over that ugly fat girl.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24LAUGHS
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Typical me. I go a bit mad sometimes.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31Look, we are going to go outside
0:41:31 > 0:41:33for, um...a ciggie. OK?
0:41:33 > 0:41:36- But neither of you smokes. - See you in a bit.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43So, how do you know Nora?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I'm a make-up artist.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48- Oh, right. - On Cardiac Care?
0:41:48 > 0:41:49Wow.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Hi. Can I join your conversation?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01I don't know anyone here.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03I'm Sadie.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- Hi, Sadie. I'm Dan.- Dan. - This is Stewart.- Hello, Stewart.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Take it you don't work here, then. - I don't work anywhere.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13That's why I'm here. Got any jobs going?
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Straight for the jugular!
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- What's your background? - Property, mainly.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24But I can turn my hand to most things.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28We were looking for someone to help with our property pages a while back.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Fantastic. I'll give you my card.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37Just excuse me one minute.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Wow. What happened there?
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Social annihilation by cheese.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01I was just on the scent of some actual work as well.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05- Unemployment by cheese. - Yeah.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Do you work here too?
0:43:07 > 0:43:11No, I run an art gallery over in the Merchant City.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13It's called The Space.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16- Sadie Anderson. - Oh, cool.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Jo Glass. I'm Lauren's partner.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50KNOCK ON DOOR
0:43:50 > 0:43:52You are still here.
0:43:52 > 0:43:53You all right?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55What you looking at?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57It's my mate's house.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59She thinks she might have a stalker.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03Where is that?
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Birchmore Street?
0:44:06 > 0:44:09You know you could get suspended for this.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13I know. I just had to check it out. I'm nearly done now.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15I never saw this. OK?
0:44:16 > 0:44:18OK.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47Course, I meet a lot of actresses in my line of work.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49And most of them fall for me.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Oh, could we have another bottle, please?
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Oh, they don't say anything
0:45:55 > 0:45:57but I can always tell by the way they look at me.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59A lot of straight girls
0:45:59 > 0:46:02want to work out their lesbian fantasies on a girl like me.
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Oh, that's lovely.
0:46:05 > 0:46:09We're a rare breed, you and me. Pretty dykes.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13I mean, it's a bit of dogs home out there, isn't it?
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Oh, well, I wouldn't necessarily say that. I mean...
0:46:16 > 0:46:20I had this thing last season with Shelley Prince.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21Er...
0:46:21 > 0:46:24You know, she plays Jessica in Cardiac Care.
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Right.
0:46:25 > 0:46:30And I also had a little thing with Gina Summers.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34- You know, she plays Jessica's sister, Shae.- Yes.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38So, you could say, I've had both of the Moncrieff twins.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42That's hilarious.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45I guess you don't get the same calibre of star in theatre
0:46:45 > 0:46:46as you do in television.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51You know, I could probably get you a meeting for Cardiac Care.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53Oh, that's...that's sweet
0:46:53 > 0:46:57but I'm pretty busy with Chekhov at the moment, so...
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Chekhov? Who's he?!
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Cardiac Care is today's Shakespeare.
0:47:03 > 0:47:08I know, that was Keith White in the Partick Daily Post.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14So, where did you meet Lauren, Sadie?
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Oh, I came in to pitch for work. But she didn't have anything for me.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Oh, not leaving many stones unturned, are you?
0:47:21 > 0:47:25Here she comes. Hey! Surprised to see me?
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Gavin cancelled at the last minute. I could make it after all.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Must be a nice surprise for you, Lauren.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33Yeah. So, do you two know each other?
0:47:33 > 0:47:37No, we just met in the loo. I hope you're introducing Sadie to some useful people.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40I've got to go speak to an investor before she leaves.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Don't worry about us. Go and charm the pants off her.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:47:45 > 0:47:46OK.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51And that's when I realised I could make some extra cash foot modelling.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Ah.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56I wonder what's happened to Ed and Nora?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Yeah. I'm going to go and find them.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13NORA GIGGLES
0:48:16 > 0:48:18Hey!
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Did you...?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27I've missed you.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30Ah, that's...that's nice.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35Er...
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Really quiet. Cos my flatmate's asleep.
0:48:45 > 0:48:46OK.
0:49:05 > 0:49:10- Ah! Wha...? - Say, "Stand and deliver."
0:49:11 > 0:49:13What?
0:49:13 > 0:49:15I'm a beautiful princess.
0:49:15 > 0:49:19And you're a fearless highwaywoman holding up my carriage.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23OK. Um...
0:49:25 > 0:49:29Stand and deliver.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Now rub my royal lady mound.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47OK, I'm...
0:49:47 > 0:49:49CLEARS THROAT
0:49:49 > 0:49:51What's up?
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Did you want to be princess, Tess?
0:49:53 > 0:49:54No. No.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58I'm just...
0:49:58 > 0:50:01I'm feeling really ill, suddenly.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03Oh, no. What's the matter?
0:50:03 > 0:50:05I just feel really...sick.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09And I've got a real bad headache.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11My leg...hurts.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Your leg?
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Yeah.
0:50:15 > 0:50:19Yeah, it's like there's a sort of...
0:50:19 > 0:50:22tingling in my lower thigh.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26Oh, shit! Shall I call NHS 24?
0:50:26 > 0:50:29- See if we should take you to hospital?- No, no, it's fine.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32I just need to rest. My housemate's a doctor, so...
0:50:32 > 0:50:34Why didn't you say?
0:50:34 > 0:50:38- I'll go get her. - No, no, no. You can't.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40You can't wake her. She's got work tomorrow.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43- I'm sure she won't mind in an emergency.- No, no. Really.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Is this her room here?
0:50:45 > 0:50:47KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Is there a doctor in the house?
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Hang on.
0:50:53 > 0:50:56- Everything all right? - No. It's Tess. She's really ill.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06What's the matter, Tess?
0:51:06 > 0:51:07Are you feeling sick?
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Yeah.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Really sick.
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Is it something that you ate?
0:51:12 > 0:51:14No.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18SHE MOUTHS
0:51:20 > 0:51:23Right, well, um...
0:51:23 > 0:51:24OK.
0:51:24 > 0:51:28Yeah, let's have a look at this.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30So, you're feeling sick.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33Look up. And anything else?
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Just a really, really bad headache.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38- And that tingling in your leg. - Yeah.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42It's like a tingling in my upper thigh.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45- You said lower before. - It's moved.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47A tingling in your upper thigh?
0:51:47 > 0:51:49That's quite an unusual presentation.
0:51:51 > 0:51:54I don't like the sound of this.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56What do you think it is?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Could be bacterial hydritis,
0:51:58 > 0:52:02in which case we're going to have to take her in.
0:52:05 > 0:52:06COUGHS
0:52:06 > 0:52:10So, um, if you could maybe go home.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Oh, I don't mind staying and keeping an eye on Tess while you sleep.
0:52:13 > 0:52:16- Oh, no, no, really. Go home. - Why?
0:52:18 > 0:52:21- Do you think it's infectious? - Unfortunately, very.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26Right. Well, if you're sure there's nothing I can do.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30- All right, but, um... Thanks. - Yeah.- Yeah, thanks, Meg.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32OK. Bye.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39BOTH LAUGH
0:52:40 > 0:52:44So, Sadie, I really must introduce you to some useful people.
0:52:44 > 0:52:47There's no need. I've already landed myself a plum job.
0:52:47 > 0:52:51- She's coming to work for me. - No!
0:52:51 > 0:52:54I mean, Sadie's in property.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57I'm a saleswoman, actually, Lauren.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59It doesn't matter if it's art or houses.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01She's perfect for the gallery.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Means I can finally give that stroppy French cow the boot.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06She's been on a warning for months now.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Well, right. Congratulations.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Darling, I've just got to pick up a few things.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16A few bits and pieces from the office. Then we can go for dinner.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Yeah. Perhaps you'd like to join us, Sadie?
0:53:19 > 0:53:23No, thanks. I think I'll leave you two to your evening.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46- What the fuck are you doing? - I told you. I need a job.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50With my wife? Are you fucking mad?
0:53:50 > 0:53:52No. Just very practical.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58You're a bit paranoid, aren't you?
0:54:02 > 0:54:04You're not going to ask me to leave, then?
0:54:25 > 0:54:26FURIOUS KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Lexy, it's Sam. Will you let me in?
0:54:31 > 0:54:33Hey.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Hey, are you all right?
0:54:36 > 0:54:39It was true. Cat was fucking Frankie.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42- What? - They were meeting here too.
0:54:42 > 0:54:43Wait a second. Are you sure?
0:54:43 > 0:54:47I saw her on CCTV.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51She was here before she died.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54That's fucking...
0:54:54 > 0:54:58She could have told me. She could have given me that at least.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- Frankie, that useless bitch! - OK. Come here.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09I haven't changed the sheets.
0:55:09 > 0:55:10I've done everything else.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15I've packed up her clothes.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Hey, Sam. Come on.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29Sam, come on. Sam!
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Come on, don't! Don't, Sam.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Stop, Sam! Sam, stop, Sam.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37Don't! I don't want it! Not like this, OK?
0:55:38 > 0:55:40Sorry.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43I'm sorry.
0:55:43 > 0:55:47No. No, Sam. Sam, wait. I didn't... Sam, wait!
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