0:00:49 > 0:00:52Here she is, the actress.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Don't. I think I'm going to be sick.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Urgh!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59How could it be opening night already?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Last night, I actually had the dream.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- I was on stage naked... - Cheeky Chekhov.- ..and I just...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06KNOCK ON DOOR ..I froze.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09450 people staring at my lady garden,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11waiting for the show to start.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- What if I totally screw up? - You'll be fine.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hello.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Just thought I'd pop in and say good luck for tonight.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Ah! - She's having a breakdown.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24It's just... I've never had a proper part like this before.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26That's why I got you a first night survival kit.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Ah!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- You shouldn't have. - I wanted to.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Can't open it until you get to the theatre, all right?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Where's our tickets, then? - Oh, yeah. Sorry.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Um...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Ed... - Thank you.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Sadie.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Lexy.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Er...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Er, has anyone spoken to Sam?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I've left her messages, but no joy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Haven't you been running with her? - No, I haven't.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Bollocks! I need to jump in the shower.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Anyone you want to bring?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22It's not like I've got much chance of meeting someone by tonight.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Yeah. Yeah, maybe. - So, there IS someone?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yeah. I mean, no!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Er...they won't want a ticket.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38No offence, but seeing as I'm the only one
0:02:38 > 0:02:40likely to be getting any later...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, Lexy!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00This for the after show party? Don't know if I've got the legs.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Are you kidding? You've got great legs!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yeah, I better go. Break a leg.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yes, that would work. Wouldn't it?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10They wouldn't expect me to go on, then, would they?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12You'll be fine.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Um, listen.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Thanks for all your support and everything.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Means a lot.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It's all right.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24God, I hope I don't make a tit of myself.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You're always making a tit of yourself.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34OK. Er, OK.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39That's a really nice lip balm you're wearing.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What is it?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's a medicated chapstick.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Right.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Sexy(!)
0:03:47 > 0:03:50See you later. I'm getting the drinks in.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Lexy knows Vanya. Like, she actually knows it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I mean, what are the chances of that? What if I'm rubbish?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I'm sure she won't tell you if you are.- Thanks, Ed(!)
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Don't know why you're so worried, anyway. I thought you...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh! You fancy her!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29No, I don't.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Yes, you do!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33OK.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I just don't know if she likes me or not.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I mean, I think she might, but you know what I'm like.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm just crap at picking up on these things.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44She did mention someone.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Really? Who?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Just someone. But they didn't need a ticket to the show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Oh, great. So, it's someone who's going to the show.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Or...
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Or someone who's IN the show.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02I am someone who's in the show. I mean, do you think she meant me?
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Or Nora. Why didn't you tell me that you liked her?
0:05:06 > 0:05:11I just felt weird carrying on like normal without Cat around.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Lexy's great.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Going to open it now, right? - Of course!- Yeah!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24"A little something for before and after the show."
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Champagne. For after.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What's for before?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Imodium.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40What do you want?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Not the warmest welcome I've ever had.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Well, I'm late. - Um, I won't hold you up. Look...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I just need you to know that you were wrong.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- There's nothing new there. - I really, um...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I really didn't know about Cat and Frankie.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59You want an apology? Is that why you're here?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'm very sorry, OK?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Might want to work on the whole apology thing.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07That level of sincerity, it's a bit overpowering(!)
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Look, I get it. You want to deal with this on your own.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I understand. I'll leave you alone.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23But if you ever need someone, you've got my number.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Right, everyone.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21We've put a lot of hard work into Operation Beehive
0:07:21 > 0:07:23these past few weeks
0:07:23 > 0:07:25and it all hinges on today's raid.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27So, listen up. DS Murray?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36OK, um...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Our intention is to conduct a raid
0:07:40 > 0:07:43on what used to be the old miller warehouse.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46From our information,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48it appears that the drop will take place
0:07:48 > 0:07:51between 1730 and 1900 hours today.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56If you want to check in your briefing notes, at the map,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58we have a good observation point.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08It's imperative that we wait for the goods to change hands.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I urge you to be cautious. Watch each other's backs.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14We have no intel suggesting that they'll be armed,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17but I don't need to tell you what this gang's capable of.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- OK? OFFICERS:- All right.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Are you all right?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I'm here, aren't I?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47We need to present a united front today.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48For the team's sake.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Can we do that? - Of course.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I told you about it weeks ago! - I wish you'd reminded me.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I did, I told you to put it in your diary.- Jeez!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'll be there about 3:00-ish.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19The eagle has landed.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I'm sorry. I know you're busy.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29It's just... It's never any fun without you there.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30I'm sorry too.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Ready to go in ten, OK? - Yeah, OK.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Morning. - Oh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I wanted to clear the air about Ed.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- I don't want there to be any awkwardness between us.- Oh, me too.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I mean, I don't think he's ready for a real relationship right now.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11You know, he's got this whole sci-fi geek thing going on.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And, you know, so many cartoon women in his life.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I'm just not sure he knows how to deal with a real one.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I know he's your friend and everything,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22but I'm afraid I just had to finish it with him.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27I hope he's not too upset.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31How's he, um... How's he coping?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Um... He's bearing up. - Good.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Good, yeah. That's good.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41You'll never guess what Nora just said to me.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Apparently, SHE broke up with Ed. Like, what planet is she on?!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Know what? If it gets her off my back, she can believe what she likes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, Lexy's coming tonight
0:10:53 > 0:10:56and she said I had great legs. That's good, isn't it?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- And Ed said... - Maggie wants a divorce.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01What?!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Oh, Hugh. I'm sorry.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11She's going to marry that long streak of piss, Thomas Delaware.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Why should they get married and live the celebrity couple lifestyle?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Yeah, I know, I know.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's not fair.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25She's making the biggest mistake of her life!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Listen, why don't I cover for you with Rory, OK?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30It's only a lighting check.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- You can just stay here, collect your thoughts...- Think I should call her?
0:11:34 > 0:11:39No! No, I think you need to get yourself focused on the show tonight.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42You're right,
0:11:44 > 0:11:45You're right.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I've got to be on form tonight. - Yes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Hello, skiver. - Fuck off. I went to see Sam.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Hold the phone.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- What happened? - She didn't want to know.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Why do I always do it? Why do I let myself get sucked in?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Cos you're too nice. - What was I thinking?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I was imagining there was some kind of connection between us,
0:12:13 > 0:12:16when her girlfriend just died.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Such an idiot!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Listen, you're not going to waste any more energy over her.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I mean it. You should go for Tess.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28She's funny, she's hot and the two of you get on great.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Maybe I will.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I'm sick of falling into the same old patterns.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I find someone who's a bit damaged,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I put them back together and then when they're all mended...
0:12:41 > 0:12:42They fuck off.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47How about someone actually wanting me, for a change?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Sam, can you hear me OK?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Loud and clear.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Right, when we go, I'll take the warehouse team.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24What's the matter?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Nothing. Fucking hell!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Why does there always have to be something wrong?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Sam, there IS something wrong!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39I think maybe you should go home.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I'm going nowhere.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, that won't work. I'll be in Aspen.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Just let me know when you've got it organised.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57I like that. It's a very vivid piece.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02It's a lovely, pleasing shape too. It really follows you round the room.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Yes, it does.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09It's with me here.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Here.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- And here too. - Interesting. How much is it?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22£35,000.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Well, it's unique.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Can you give me some information on the piece?- Sure.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Just...this one here.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Thanks. May I possibly use your bathroom?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Course. Just through here, madam.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49HE EXHALES AUDIBLY
0:15:22 > 0:15:25You've, um... you've missed your light.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- OFFSTAGE:- Not my fucking wife!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I've had an epiphany!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'm not sure we've got time for one of those today.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I'm actually seeing things clearly for the first time in months.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Oh! Well, that's great, Hugh. I'm proud of you.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53I've just been putting all my energy in completely the wrong direction.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- TANNOY:- 'Can Miss Roberts return to the stage, please?'
0:15:56 > 0:15:58This is it, Tess.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- I'm going to give it everything I've got.- Brilliant!
0:16:02 > 0:16:06I'm going to give that woman the husband she deserves.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07I'm going to get her back.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09What?!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- SONG:- # Well, I think That I'm in love
0:16:24 > 0:16:28# Even though I've only spoken to you
0:16:28 > 0:16:30# About twice... #
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I'd like a basket of red roses. Same message as before.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37And the word love in a floral tribute.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Um...- No, it's not for a funeral! - Come on.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Rory wants you on stage. Everyone's waiting.- OK, I'll wait.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Please, Hugh. I really need to run our scenes.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51And look down...
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Hi, Dr Price.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Do you mind if I get a second opinion? Sorry.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Excuse me a minute.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05I have a young boy. Minor car accident.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What's the prognosis?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Not good.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13He has to go and see Sex-ray and obviously I can't take him.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16For God's sake, Declan! I'm not bloody taking him.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Oh, come on, Lexy. I'm so tired of being ignored.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I don't care. I'm so over it. I don't even fancy him anymore.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You won't mind taking him yourself, then.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I bet he thinks I go up there just to take a look at him.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- You DO go there just to look at him. - That's great, throw that back in my face!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Declan, you're a doctor in A&E.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36You're going to have to go to X-ray sooner or later.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Get over it.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Oh, please, Lexy! - Absolutely not! No way.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Ryder from Murray. It's half-past.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Bad info?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Could've had a tip-off.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Wait. I can see Vehicle A approaching.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09All units from Ryder, we're on. Stand by.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- OK? - Yep.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Ready? - Let's go.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Stay here and watch for the drop. - OK.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35All units from DS Murray.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39On my signal, OK?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Go. - Go!
0:18:43 > 0:18:44SHOUTING
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Got him. Got him.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I'll be with you in a minute, all right?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13He's got a fractured tibia and my friend fancies you.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15But you probably already knew that. Right?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Probably. - OK.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And so you don't fancy Declan back?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27OK. Whatever. But...he's really funny.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Really? - And great company.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31And he's not THAT bad a guy, actually.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Underneath all the bravado.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Can you please just put him out of his misery?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Cos, no offence, but I'm fucking sick of hearing about you.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Get your hands off me! - Come on. It's all right.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- RADIO:- 'Sam! Sam! Argh!'
0:19:55 > 0:19:57'Sam! Sam!'
0:19:57 > 0:20:01CRACKLING AND SHOUTING OVER RADIO
0:20:01 > 0:20:04SHE STRUGGLES FOR BREATH
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Oh, hello. - Are you avoiding me?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43No, not at all. I was just getting myself a...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- An enema bag. - Yeah, listen.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I don't take kindly to being cruised at work.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- That's a bit presumptuous. - You might have fared better
0:20:50 > 0:20:51just asking me out for dinner
0:20:51 > 0:20:54instead of expecting me to follow you into the nearest toilets.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Having said that, I am free tonight.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I might let you buy me dinner if you promise to behave like a grown-up.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07It's a bit short notice. I might need to check my diary.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I'll be there.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Oh, God! Ryder!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I need an ambulance around the back of the warehouse,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42as soon as possible. It's OK. It's going to be OK.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Hello. - Hello.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's going to take more than a bunch of flowers.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10They're for Tess.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16That's very sweet of you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Of course, it is a big opportunity for her.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22I mean, who knows if she'll ever get another part.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I think she's really talented, actually.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28What would I know? I'm just a geek, right?
0:22:28 > 0:22:33Right. How IS your book going?
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Good, yeah.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I've changed the lead character to an evil, self-obsessed hobbit.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- It wasn't a very big rewrite. - I shouldn't worry.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46It's only wanking material for geeky teenage boys, after all.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Still, gives you something to do in the evenings.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Oh, don't worry about me.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Tess and I have always got our darts tournament to look forward to.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Speaking of which, if you've got any of those signed photos left over,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'd be glad to take them off your hands.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- SONG:- # Save it
0:23:14 > 0:23:17# Save it for me
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Cos I crave it... #
0:23:21 > 0:23:22You're beautiful.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# Crave your poetry
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# And I stay too long
0:23:29 > 0:23:36# Linger on inside your perfect song
0:23:37 > 0:23:43# Crash and burn before your eyes
0:23:43 > 0:23:47# They lie
0:23:47 > 0:23:49# Like mine
0:23:49 > 0:23:51# Oh, but
0:23:51 > 0:23:54# Save it for me
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# Take it
0:24:02 > 0:24:05# Take it from me
0:24:05 > 0:24:09# Cos I'll break it down
0:24:09 > 0:24:13# Break it slowly and I... #
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oh, hey! How's it going?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Yeah, yeah. You know, pretty nuts.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Um, listen. Thank you for my awesome present.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Love champagne, and the Imodium's come in pretty useful, actually.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Not that I've got the runs or anything!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I've got something for you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Close your eyes. Hold out your hands.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50OK.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Ta-da!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Do you like it?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03You can't afford this.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Do you like it? - I love it!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Thank you...
0:25:14 > 0:25:16..so much.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- And... - Uh-huh?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25A ticket to the play tonight.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30Oh, come on. No-one needs to know we're together.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38OK. Yeah.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Will he be OK? - You need to wait outside.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Will he...?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Hugh?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yes?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Listen, I didn't want to bring this up so close to curtain-up,
0:26:32 > 0:26:33but your wife called.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37She's been trying to get a hold of you on your mobile.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Good things come to those that wait.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42She said you're in breach of your restraining order
0:26:42 > 0:26:45and if you carry on sending things to the house
0:26:45 > 0:26:48then the police are going to come to the theatre.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Sorry. Better press on. OK!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56So, opening night! Enjoy yourselves.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You've all worked really hard and I'm very proud of you.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01All of you.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Hugh.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Break a leg.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Ah. Thanks, Nora.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Thanks, Sharon.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43HUGH: It's just infatuation.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45How can you love a man who waxes his eyebrows?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Why aren't you ready? You need to get your costume on.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52You screwed me like an old dog. Like an old, blind dog.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- Should've stabbed me in the heart. - This is important. Lexy's coming.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58OK! OK! Humiliating yourself, running after that bell-end.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I took one in court for you. Remember?
0:28:01 > 0:28:05What about that? I took six points on my licence for you.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Trousers! - Without me, you'd be on a scooter.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Bloody answer-phone cut me off! Fucking hell! I'm just going to have to go out there.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16No, no. You can't. You'll get arrested.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Remember? Last time? With the police and the ASBO. That was bad.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25Just... Just get dressed, Hugh. Please, just get dressed.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29How can I give my Vanya now,
0:28:29 > 0:28:32when I feel so empty inside?
0:28:44 > 0:28:46- Hello. - Someone's made an effort.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Yeah, I'm not the only one!
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Shall we go in?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- No, thanks. I'm waiting for someone. - Don't tell me.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56We're finally going to meet the phantom girlfriend?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Leaving the little missus at home, is she?
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Look, don't drop me in it. As far as you know, she's my aunt, OK?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04We'll see you in there.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- TANNOY:- 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Act One beginners call.'
0:29:52 > 0:29:53Hugh?
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Hugh, are you in there? We've had our call.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20MURMURING
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Have some tea, my love, Won't you?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32I don't really fancy it.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44200 years from now, the people we are beating a path for,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47will they even give us a thought, Nanya?
0:30:47 > 0:30:48People may not, but God will.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50That's nicely put, Nanya. Thank you.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59(Please, Hugh.)
0:31:07 > 0:31:09(Fuck!)
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Sleep well?
0:31:15 > 0:31:20Yes. Yes. Yes. Too well.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Ever since they arrived, everything's upside down.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26You sleep when you should be working.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30You drink at the wrong time.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32You eat all the wrong things.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36Red wine. Spicy food.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Tickets?
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Enjoy.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Practically broke my neck to get here.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Oh, well. Never mind. It's not the first time.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Anyway, now I'm here, I'll stay over.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- At least I'll get the recommended dose of sleep.- Oh, good!
0:32:15 > 0:32:18I'm so glad. It's so rare that you stay the night.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20I don't suppose you've eaten anything?
0:32:20 > 0:32:21No, I haven't.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Then, you must have supper with us.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36We eat in the evenings, these days.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Hey.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53- They're late! - Yeah, well, you know Cath.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Whatever you needed to do at the office can wait.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00I mean, can't you just forget about work for one bloody night, Lauren?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02DOORBELL RINGS
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Oh!
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- Come in. How are you? - Good.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- Hey, Cath. How are you? - Good.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00I'm sorry.
0:34:08 > 0:34:09I couldn't get there in time.
0:34:12 > 0:34:13You were right.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18I'm so sorry.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21Forget it.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33You too, Uncle Vanya.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Drunk with the doctor again.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39What a pair!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42It doesn't suit you at your age.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Uncle Vanya! - Ow!
0:34:52 > 0:34:54What's age got to do with anything?
0:34:54 > 0:34:59Drink...gives me the illusion I'm alive.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Even a mirage is better than nothing.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07The hay is cut! It's been raining day in, day out.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16And...it's lying out there rotting,
0:35:17 > 0:35:20and you go on about mirages!
0:35:22 > 0:35:24APPLAUSE
0:35:27 > 0:35:32That was a great first half! Keep up the good work!
0:35:32 > 0:35:37- I suppose you think that was funny? - It was just a little joke.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39It's what we do in the theatre, Tess.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41You know, a bit of opening night fun.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Lighten up, yeah?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50It's quite long, isn't it?
0:35:51 > 0:35:54- You enjoying it? - Tess is great.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Wonder where Sadie got to.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Maybe her "aunt" took her for some "tea."
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Think you can get arrested for that!
0:36:02 > 0:36:04PHONE BEEPS
0:36:04 > 0:36:08- What do you want? - Yeah, I'm going to have a...
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Just wait a sec.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14'Hey, I...
0:36:14 > 0:36:17'I just wondered if you were at the hospital.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20'Shit! Sorry.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23'It's nothing. Sorry.'
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Hi. - What are you doing here?
0:36:29 > 0:36:32How's it going?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Nora's playing tricks on me on stage. I told you she'd be like this!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Just ignore her.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Do you die in this act?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44She was all over me like we were best buds earlier.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- Did you say anything to her? - No.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52I couldn't help it. She's evil. She does something to me.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- She's like kryptonite. - You really ARE a geek.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56Lexy's loving it.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00- What? What did she say?- She thinks you're great.- No, she doesn't!
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- She can't take her eyes off you. - Really?- Yeah.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- TANNOY: - 'This is your five-minute call...'
0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Go, go, go.- I'll catch you after for a drink.- OK.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08If Lexy doesn't catch you first.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24'The person you are calling is unable to take your call.'
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- TANNOY:- 'Ladies and gentlemen, Please take your seats.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31'The second half is about to commence.'
0:37:31 > 0:37:35# Find a place of calm Amongst the chaos
0:37:36 > 0:37:40# Cos in they walked with muddy shoes
0:37:40 > 0:37:43# Left footprints on my country blues
0:37:43 > 0:37:45# And everything you are... #
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- You don't want blood on your hands, do you?- Turn it off!
0:37:51 > 0:37:56- Think what this does to a dog psychologically.- Give it to me!
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Get on stage!
0:38:13 > 0:38:15# Once again, tiger
0:38:15 > 0:38:18# He's a fighter but he's scared of you
0:38:20 > 0:38:22# Living how you wanted
0:38:22 > 0:38:25# When you know you've got little to lose
0:38:27 > 0:38:29# Yes, he's gone
0:38:29 > 0:38:30# Yes, he's gone
0:38:30 > 0:38:33# Yes, he's gone... #
0:38:35 > 0:38:38He uses a body double, you know? Oh, and one more thing.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41You remember that Christmas when you got food poisoning
0:38:41 > 0:38:42and had to stay in bed all week?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44I shagged your sister!
0:38:52 > 0:38:54It's over, isn't it?
0:39:48 > 0:39:52The doctor, he used to come Here once a month, at most, and...
0:39:56 > 0:39:59..it was hard to persuade him.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02But now, he's... he's here every day.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Don't remember the name of the shop, then?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20PHONE BEEPS
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Excuse me, just...
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Um, right. I just have to...
0:40:30 > 0:40:34It's work, so just five minutes.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46- I'm not beautiful. - You have beautiful hair.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47No!
0:40:47 > 0:40:51When someone is plain, people always say,
0:40:51 > 0:40:53"You have beautiful hair. You have beautiful eyes."
0:40:56 > 0:40:59I've loved him, now, for six years!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02I look at the door and wait,
0:41:02 > 0:41:05hoping that he'll come in at any moment, but...
0:41:08 > 0:41:10He...
0:41:10 > 0:41:11He never looks at me.
0:41:16 > 0:41:17Doesn't see me.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- Well, why did you stand me up? - Not here.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Right, just what exactly are you fucking playing at?
0:41:32 > 0:41:34- What? - When you stole this watch, yeah?
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Did you know that it belonged to an important client of Jo's? Did you?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40I didn't steal it. I found it.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43Oh, well I don't give a shit. Hmm?
0:41:43 > 0:41:48I have just had the most excruciating dinner of my life.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55I should have known.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58- You said you liked the watch. - I thought it was a gift.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04I can barely pay the rent.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09You're fucked up. You're so fucked up.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11You're living in a fantasy world, aren't you?
0:42:11 > 0:42:13I'll make it up to you.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15No! No!
0:42:15 > 0:42:18- I'm sorry. - What was I thinking? You...
0:42:18 > 0:42:22You stay away from me and my wife, OK?
0:43:10 > 0:43:14# Superman's handed his cloak in
0:43:14 > 0:43:16# He's in the corner
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# And he's smoking again
0:43:21 > 0:43:24# He's smoking again
0:43:26 > 0:43:29# He said it's tough
0:43:29 > 0:43:31# They give no quarrel
0:43:31 > 0:43:35# He's had enough and called his daughter and son
0:43:35 > 0:43:40# In an hour he'll be gone
0:43:43 > 0:43:47# Can I thank you
0:43:47 > 0:43:49# For the countless rescues? #
0:43:49 > 0:43:52KNOCK AT DOOR
0:43:52 > 0:43:55# All the lives you've saved
0:43:55 > 0:43:58# There's still a life to take
0:43:58 > 0:44:03# Today, today. #
0:44:05 > 0:44:07I thought you were out.
0:44:07 > 0:44:08Doesn't matter.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15HUGH SOBS
0:44:15 > 0:44:19We have to go on with our lives, Uncle Vanya.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24We shall rejoice and look back on our present unhappiness
0:44:24 > 0:44:28with tenderness and understanding.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32We shall hear the angels.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39We shall see all our sufferings drown in the mercy
0:44:39 > 0:44:41that will flood the earth.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44You have had no joy in your life, Uncle Vanya.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48But you wait. You just wait.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51We shall rest.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53We shall rest.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26CHEERING
0:45:45 > 0:45:47I should have listened to Ryder.
0:45:47 > 0:45:48Wasn't your fault.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51He told me to go home and I refused to.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55And because of that, he could have died.
0:45:57 > 0:45:58He didn't.
0:45:58 > 0:46:02Because of bad choices that I made.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10You've got to stop punishing yourself.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- You didn't attack Ryder. - It was my fault.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19He told me I shouldn't be there.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26I knew he was right.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32We'd have a suspect in custody
0:46:32 > 0:46:35and every little bit of his story would add up.
0:46:35 > 0:46:40But somehow... I knew I could...
0:46:40 > 0:46:42I could always...spot the lie,
0:46:42 > 0:46:45when no-one else could.
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Somehow...
0:46:51 > 0:46:52..deep down...
0:46:54 > 0:46:55..I always knew about Cat.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57You have to stop this.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03I knew when Cat was thinking about her.
0:47:05 > 0:47:10I didn't want to believe it, so I put it to the back of my mind.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12The same way I ignored Ryder today.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15SHE SIGHS
0:47:17 > 0:47:19God!
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Every choice I make is fucked!
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Your instincts are good.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25You have to trust yourself.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30I can't trust myself anymore.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35I can't trust anyone.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39You can trust me.
0:48:08 > 0:48:13# I walked all alone At the end of the night
0:48:13 > 0:48:18# And whispered your name in the dark
0:48:18 > 0:48:23# You stood out a mile from the secrets and lies
0:48:23 > 0:48:27# And found a straight line to my heart
0:48:27 > 0:48:30# Right from the start... #
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- Can I have a champagne, please? - That was marvellous.
0:48:49 > 0:48:50What a great performance. Brilliant.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Oh, thank you.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56So, the audience were very appreciative.
0:48:56 > 0:48:57I thought it went rather well.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00You know, apart from one or two little hiccups.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02But I think you got away with it.
0:49:04 > 0:49:05Who do you think you are?
0:49:07 > 0:49:10Dame Helen Mirren? Judy Dench?
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Like, what is your problem?
0:49:12 > 0:49:15Or are you just one of those women who hates other women?
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Can you not feel good about yourself
0:49:18 > 0:49:21unless you're making somebody else feel like shit?
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Are you THAT insecure?
0:49:23 > 0:49:25- I...- Yeah.
0:49:34 > 0:49:35- There you are! - Tess.
0:49:35 > 0:49:39You were amazing! And you look gorgeous.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Yeah, well, who for?
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Oh, well. It's only an opening night.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I mean, it's no big deal.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Just took me 29 years to get to this one.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Probably take me about 60 till I get to the next.
0:49:52 > 0:49:56- Did she leave you a message? - Her phone was switched off.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Yes.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03"Sorry. Had to go. Hospital called. You were great."
0:50:03 > 0:50:05In the first half.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Listen.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12It must be a nightmare going out with a doctor.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Long hours. All those germs.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Be great going out with Lexy.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19Cheer up, sad sack. There'll be other nights.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22I'm going to get us a drink.
0:50:40 > 0:50:46# I didn't mean to go
0:50:48 > 0:50:52# It's not like I didn't try
0:50:54 > 0:50:58# Still trying to work out
0:50:58 > 0:51:01# Where I'm going
0:51:01 > 0:51:07# It's not like I didn't cry
0:51:09 > 0:51:13# I wanted to tell you why... #
0:51:22 > 0:51:24SHE MOANS
0:52:12 > 0:52:17ALARM SOUNDS
0:52:21 > 0:52:23ALARM STOPS
0:52:31 > 0:52:34This doesn't look very good, does it?
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Janice. Didn't know you were back.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Good job I am. Looks like you'll be needing a lift.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43What? So you can piss off with my money again?
0:52:43 > 0:52:45I didn't see your name on it.
0:52:48 > 0:52:52Oh! This is nice. Can I have it?
0:52:53 > 0:52:56- No. - Why not?
0:53:00 > 0:53:01It's broken.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10ALARM SOUNDS
0:53:17 > 0:53:19CAR ENGINE REVS
0:53:31 > 0:53:36Hello! Anyone home?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Lexy?
0:54:04 > 0:54:07PHONE RINGS
0:54:29 > 0:54:33Hey. Hey, Tess. How's it going?
0:54:33 > 0:54:34'Fine.'
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Look, Tess.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40I'm really sorry. I, um...
0:54:40 > 0:54:42'Oh, no, no. Don't be silly.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44'Duty calls and all that.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46'Are you still at the hospital?'
0:54:48 > 0:54:52Er, yeah.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Yeah, I am.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57'Oh, well, I won't keep you. Night.'
0:54:58 > 0:55:01# Your favourite coat
0:55:04 > 0:55:12# Those shoes you don't want to wear when it rains
0:55:12 > 0:55:19# So I'll fly away when the leaves begin to fall
0:55:20 > 0:55:27# Fly away when the cold wind blows against my door
0:55:27 > 0:55:33# Fly away to hide beneath the sun
0:55:35 > 0:55:38# And leaving in September
0:55:39 > 0:55:46# So winter never comes
0:55:46 > 0:55:49# Winter never comes
0:55:55 > 0:55:58# I'll fly away
0:55:58 > 0:56:02# When the leaves have hit the floor
0:56:02 > 0:56:09# Fly away when the cold wind blows against my door
0:56:09 > 0:56:11# Fly away
0:56:11 > 0:56:15# To hide beneath the sun
0:56:15 > 0:56:20# Leaving in September
0:56:20 > 0:56:23# So winter never comes.
0:56:27 > 0:56:30# So winter never comes. #
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