0:00:05 > 0:00:08RADIO BEING TUNED
0:00:13 > 0:00:17'The shipping forecast with Louise Lear.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'Thank you, Annie. This is the shipping forecast issued by the Met office
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'on behalf of the Maritime Coastguard Agency.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'The general synopsis...'
0:00:25 > 0:00:31CLOCK TICKING
0:00:31 > 0:00:33He seems fine in himself.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Maybe he just enjoys it out there.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Every question gets the same answer.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Preparation.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Well, talk to your father.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47He started this nonsense.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52He could have told him anything. You know how confused he gets.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- It's between the two of- them.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Griff'll tell us...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57when he wants to.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59SHE SIGHS
0:00:59 > 0:01:02THUNDER AND RAIN
0:01:07 > 0:01:09THUNDER
0:01:11 > 0:01:12THUNDER
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# Life is for living I've been doing it wrong
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# For too long, I've been
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# Doing it wrong. #
0:01:38 > 0:01:39No, no. Wait.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- She says she sees both femininity and masculinity in me.- Does she?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Is she really looking that closely?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Maybe not.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51But I think she totally gets me.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- So she thinks you're a tiny bit girly and...a tiny bit weird.- Oi!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Listen here, Tentboy, you win weirdo of the week every time.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03I mean, you can't exactly invite a girl back to your canvas bungalow, now, can you?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Canvas bungalow?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And even if you did, you wouldn't know what to do.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16HE GRUNTS
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Are you sure you're OK, Daddy?- Yep.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- We're not angry, just concerned about this sleeping out thing.- Oh.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's just you gave him the tent. And that letter.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's not that we're angry, Baz.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Daddy, do you understand why we are concerned?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39HE GRUNTS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42He was fine yesterday.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43He was here? Yesterday?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Quite chipper, actually.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- This is exactly what we're talking about.- School was doing his head in.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Well, that's it, it's bullying.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54He doesn't cope well with mixed social classes.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Daddy!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Hey, Joanna.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Ladies, so, are we going to be there tonight?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, what are you thinking?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Are you the one with the tent?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Sorry?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- You are, aren't you? - I suppose so, yeah.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32So you are Tentboy? What are you doing with your life?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Are you some kind of gypo? Is that it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36How do you shower and stuff?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39It's straightforward. I just...
0:03:39 > 0:03:45What a pair of weirdos. Seriously, Tentboy. Why?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's just...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49preparation.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Preparation?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- It's your letter that started this nonsense.- Come on, Baz.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14What the hell is going on?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Did you know in the 18th century,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19you could take out insurance against going to hell?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Do you have insurance, Bruce?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I'm sorry, but you're pushing me right over the edge.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Imogen.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:04:31 > 0:04:33HE SIGHS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35You haven't been near an edge in your life.
0:04:36 > 0:04:42# Hello, sunshine
0:04:42 > 0:04:47# Come in to my life
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# Hello, sunshine
0:04:54 > 0:04:59# Come in to my life
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# In honesty
0:05:05 > 0:05:09# It's been a while
0:05:09 > 0:05:15# Since we had reason left to smile
0:05:15 > 0:05:20# Hello, sunshine
0:05:20 > 0:05:25# Come into my life. #
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Griff.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Yes, mother? - It's getting seriously late.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Good night, mother.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- There's a film on and your father... - Good night, mother.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Good night.
0:05:53 > 0:05:59THE WIND WHISTLES
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Don't be late.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I just thought we could go to a festival or something,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- just me and her.- Well, you can. You can borrow the tent.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23She's not coming near me when she thinks I'm part of your Scout pack.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I think it's 'troop', Scout Troop.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29You'll be away on one of your mum's retreats and I'll be stuck here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Well, do something.- Like what? - Go somewhere, live dangerously.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39My life must be really pathetic if I'm taking advice from a homeless boy and his tent.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Look, the school is nearly done and we've got the whole summer
0:06:42 > 0:06:45but we need to be prepared.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Now, come on, time me.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Look, could be any number of things.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Maybe he's just had enough of sleeping outside.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Darling, stop worrying. He's home. - I knew he'd come back but...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You're right.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You're right. God.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He is normal.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- 'The shipping forecast with Liam Dutton.- Thank you, Ted.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27'This is the shipping forecast issued by the Met Office on behalf
0:07:27 > 0:07:32'of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency. There are warnings of gales.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34'The general synopsis: at midnight...'
0:07:37 > 0:07:39'Mother and father.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45- 'You always told me that when I was 16 I could decide on what holiday suited me best.'- Bruce!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47'As much as I've enjoyed our usual retreats,
0:07:47 > 0:07:51'I thought this year I would look for a bit more adventure.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54'As you've probably guessed, I have been preparing this for a while.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58'I have my tent and I have lots of supplies, so don't worry.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00'I'm not too sure how long I'll be away for
0:08:00 > 0:08:03'but I will be in regular contact.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06'Grandpa just wanted me to have a bit more excitement in my life,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08'like he used to have when he was my age.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10'So try not to worry
0:08:10 > 0:08:13'and let me have this one exciting time over a summer holiday.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19'And don't worry about me being on my own. I have good company.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22'A very...experienced traveller.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24'Hope you're not too disappointed in us both.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27'I'll send you postcards of our adventures.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29'Love, Griffey.'
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