0:00:21 > 0:00:24- All right, mate?- Dodo! You scared the life out of me.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Sorry, man, but I'm really excited!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Now, put down the horse.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Calm down, Dodo, they're not even real guns.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34It's not even a real horse!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What did I tell you about behaving yourself today?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Sorry, man, but I'm really excited!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Today's the day. Woo-hoo!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Yeah, I know it is, so zip this,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46get your costume on and let's get this show on the road, yeah?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Pow!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53What the hell are these?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56These aren't cool or sexy.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59These aren't going to do anything for my image.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Dodo, we're going there to pinch their money,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04not to make a fashion statement.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06GATE SQUEAKS
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Are you expecting anyone?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I think it's Eleri.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Daddy!- Hiya, boy!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Shwd wyt it? What are you doing here?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- And why aren't you in school? - Don't start.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30I've been up the school and it's closed. It was an inset day.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- I forgot.- Insect day?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36What? You have a special day in school especially for insects?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I've got a tarantula at home. You can borrow it if you like!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40You can do better than that, Dodo.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And this is the role model you have for our son, is it?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Why are you here, Eleri?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I'm due a spray tan in ten, hairdresser's in an hour
0:01:48 > 0:01:49and my nails straight after.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'll pick him up later when I'm done.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54If only we had bullets. Pow!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Right, it's nearly time.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05What's the golden rule for today?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11You're not Daddy, he's not Dodo and I'm not Dylan.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Ah, very good. Well done, bach.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17So at no point are you to refer to me as Daddy,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20or to him as Dodo. You got it?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23BOTH: Yes, Daddy.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27METALLIC CHINK
0:02:27 > 0:02:29CLOWN CAR HORN
0:02:31 > 0:02:33THEY SHOUT
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Right!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Everybody stay calm.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44We've come to collect the money.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48This will all be over a lot quicker if everyone behaves.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53No silly buggers, no messing around and nobody gets wasted.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- TANNOY:- 'Cashier number one, please.'
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Hello.- Hello.- Could you put all the money in a bag, please?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Cymraeg yn unig, os gwelwch yn dda.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12TRANSLATION: Cashiers. Welsh Only.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Wyt ti'n jocan?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oi! Fi moyn e'n Gymraeg hefyd.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17A fi!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- A ti, Mair?- Aye.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Shwd mae pethau 'da ti? - Very good, t'wel.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Shwd mae Gerald gyda it dyddiau hyn? - Wel, ti'n gwybod, mae'n ol reit.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Ti'n gwybod y tabledi na ges di gan Dodgy Dave?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Ody nhw 'di gweithio?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Wonderful.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Eurgh! Excuse me, ladies.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I don't know if you've realised, but I'm in the middle of something here.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Before I continue, with a show of hands,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48who would prefer this in Welsh?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- I think that's everyone. - I don't speak Welsh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57BELL STRIKES TWICE
0:04:05 > 0:04:08What is that?
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Where are you from then, byt? - I'm from Dudley.- Where's that, mate?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Just by Birmingham. - That's nice.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Sais ydy o.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Put your hands up, English boy!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Clown, get on the table and cover him.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28CLOWN CAR HORN
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37In the interest of getting out of here as quickly as possible,
0:04:37 > 0:04:42we're going to do this both in the Welsh and in the English. OK?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Beth sy'n mynd ymlaen, Mair? - Oh, bilingual bank job, Ifor.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Mae Trefor yma yn mynd i roi gyd o'r arian mewn y sach.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57A wedyn byddwn ni mas o fan hyn mewn pum munud.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01CASHIER SCREAMS
0:05:01 > 0:05:06Yeah! Trevor over there is going to put the loot in the bag.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- So I don't want any more trouble from you, lady! Nor you, Maureen.- Mair.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Oh, really?! And especially not from you, Ifor.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19It's going to be all kicking off.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Mae ganddon ni drylliau.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ni ddim eisiau defnyddio nhw ond...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28..fyddwn ni os mae raid.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- We've got guns, guns with bullets in them.- Ooh!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33T'isio cac, Ifor?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35CONTINUOUS LAUGH
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What are you laughing at?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41She said cack!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- You're really winding me up. - I haven't done anything.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Shut up, grass, you're upsetting me and you don't want to see me upset.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Don't you mean angry? - What do you mean?- You're the Hulk.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56You don't get upset, you get angry.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58What you should have said was...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01HE GROWLS
0:06:03 > 0:06:06"You won't like me when I'm angry."
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm not the Hulk, I'm Frankenstein.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Really? Are you sure?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- You really look like the Hulk. - Am I the Hulk?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Right, come on! Stop getting wound up by him.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25We've got to get out of here. Come on!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29See, you're upsetting him now too.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Everybody freeze! This is a robbery!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36All of you down on the ground now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Unless you're a bit stiff then just stand still.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Sorry, guys, I didn't see you here. I'll come back tomorrow.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46You could try the Post Office on Station Road, it's open until five.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Oh, right. Thank you very much. I'll give them a shot now.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Hey, thanks, guys. Oh, excellent outfits by the way. Cowboy, is it?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Clown, blind man and the Hulk. Genius.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Frankenstein, apparently. - Oh, right.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Well, all I got was these tights
0:07:03 > 0:07:06and me mam wore these line dancing last night.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I tell you what, it smells a bit like Deep Heat and chutney in here.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- I'll leave you to it. All the best, guys.- See, he had real bullets.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17It's not a real gun, it's a fancy water pistol. Watch.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- That's nice. You stay with us. - OK, myn.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28But I can't stay long, the Post Office closes at four.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- BOTH:- Five!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Right, that's it!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35You're all getting locked in the back room.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Open that door for me, clown. - Yes, Daddy.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Did he just call you Daddy?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- No.- Yes, he did, he did call you Daddy.- He didn't.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- He did, we all heard him. - No, of course not. He's not my son.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- He's my cousin, my midget cousin from Tenby.- Are you a midget?
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Are you from Tenby?- Don't talk to him.- Why? Why can't we talk to him?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- I've never met one before. - I've never been to Tenby.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Is it true they can't eat cheese? - That's vegan, myn.- I'm a vegan.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I knew it! Aaaargh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Catch the midget!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- I'm out of here. - HE SCREAMS
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Run, Dylan! Run, Dylan!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Run, Dylan!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Leave my kid.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22No! Run, Dylan.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25EXCITED SHOUTING
0:08:27 > 0:08:30No mortgage for you, mate, I'll tell you that for starters.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'll give you trainers! Your dad will get you trainers.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39No. You can do it, Dylan. I believe in you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Use the power! Yes!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Yes, you can play for Wales.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Aaarrgh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Run, Dylan. Side step.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Dylan! - What the hell is going on here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Hi, Mam!- Come on, Dylan.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I can't leave him alone with you two for five minutes, can I?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Well, thanks for your...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25..time and cooperation.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30We won't be needing your assistance any further but, erm...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35..we're going to be taking our business elsewhere!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46TANNOY: 'Cashier number two, please.'
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh!
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