0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language,
0:00:06 > 0:00:11some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting
0:00:11 > 0:00:14and some scenes of a sexual nature.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51DISTANT SIREN WAILS
0:00:58 > 0:01:02HORN, LOUD SIREN
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Here, Mrs Flora.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ooh.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thank you. Bless you, Rita.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Now he's had his boosters, you can take him to the park
0:01:53 > 0:01:55so he can play with his friends.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57And, if you ask Amanda nicely,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59she'll give him a treat cos he's been brave.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00All right?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Go on!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Er, Myra Nicholson?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05That's me.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08But, er, you can call me Steve.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hello, Myra.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20There we go.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21OK.
0:02:35 > 0:02:3819's a good age, but her heart's given out.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42We should put her to sleep to spare her suffering.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I hadn't realised how long I'd...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Do you need a moment?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53No, it's fine.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I hadn't expected to...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07CAT MEOWS
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Bloody cat!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You know, she resented me from the start.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20I'm sorry.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25PHONE BEEPS
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Ah.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54GROANING AND SHOUTING
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm off now, Mrs Flora.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Oh, goodnight.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Buona notte.- Buona notte. I left shepherd's pie and broccoli for you.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I turn it down so it doesn't dry out.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Oh, you spoil me.- Oh!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Home at last, Adam.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Night, Rita. All good with my granny?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Same old, same old.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, you could take the food out of the oven.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I love your plate warmer.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43What? Don't you mock me! It's generational.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46My generation has toast racks and plate warmers
0:04:46 > 0:04:51and yours has double espresso machines and dating apps.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53How do you know about dating apps?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, you know. Rita's my Google.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01By the way, that jacket needs to go to the dry cleaners -
0:05:01 > 0:05:02something on the shoulder.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Really?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05On the back.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I do hope this is all right. She always over-seasons.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Oh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You're looking a bit flushed.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It's, er, it's London.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Hm. You're like me. I hate crowds.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Am I like you?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Of course you are.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Dinner with Claudie next week, before her twins arrive.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Oh!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Well, she'll make a better mother than I ever did.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49You did all right with me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I was lucky. Fate gave me a second chance.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03My bridge cronies always asking me, "When is he going to settle down?"
0:06:03 > 0:06:09and I say to them, "You know, some of us prefer our own company."
0:06:09 > 0:06:10That's what I tell them.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34WATER RUNS
0:06:34 > 0:06:37PHONE BEEPS
0:06:49 > 0:06:51RINGING
0:06:51 > 0:06:53CLICK
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Hi. It's-it's Adam again, from the vet's.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56I've brought...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58BUZZER
0:07:00 > 0:07:02LIFT DINGS
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You'd better come in.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oh, hi. I was expecting Steve.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Of course you were. But I'm Caspar.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Do you live here, too?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I do, rather.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oh, is that, er..?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yes. I'm sorry it had to happen when you were away.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Hm.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well, I have to nip to the post
0:07:31 > 0:07:34but you'll find Steve in his study in need of distraction.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Hello?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56You can't leave them there.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, hi.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Caspar would have a fit.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Sorry, I...
0:08:03 > 0:08:08I just thought I'd drop off Myra's ashes, er, on my way home.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I thought the box was quite nice.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Yeah, but it's not Biedermeier.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Caspar's been known to change hotels if the carpet upsets him.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Er, what are you working on?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34A redesign of a perfect flat in Limehouse.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37All my work gets undone.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I mean, if you heal a dog, right, it stays healed.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Er, unhappy people can have persistently unhappy pets.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50So you're an architect?
0:08:50 > 0:08:55No, erm... Caspar swept me off my feet before I qualified.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01This place is really quite nice.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Your ten-minute call.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I'm sorry, erm...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24So, Tracy and thingy want more bubbly,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26and Gavin wants another glass of that stuff he likes.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28OK. Who's "thingy"?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29You know, the one with the...
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Hey.- Hey!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You are vast. - I'm a whale. Twins. Nightmare.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40What am I saying? It's brilliant!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41It suits you.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, thank God it turns him on because it's made me so horny.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46So, erm...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48What?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I wanted to see you properly, but I've done that thing again.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I thought it was just going to be us.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Yeah, I know, but there's someone I want you to meet.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Hi, David.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59His name is Dwight, he teaches drama.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04CHATTER
0:10:04 > 0:10:05So, Adrian.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Adam.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah. How do you know David?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Er, I... Claudie was my girlfriend at uni.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Oh. Oh, but I thought you were...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah, I am.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I turned him.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I love how relaxed you Brits are.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I was told you'd be all uptight and judgmental.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38And two doubles with an overtrick.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Oh, that's, erm... Oh, I can't work it out.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, with all this excitement, I've just got to pee.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53They've been on two dates now!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55What, to the theatre?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57No, to a hotel.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59She's on some pills.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01It certainly helps her card play.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I don't understand.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08I was... It was such a relief, when I could quietly give up.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10But your Michael died so young.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No, he was 60.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Yes, but...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, I'm just not wired that way.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Never have been.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Hey!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Hey.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39We've hardly spoken.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Yeah, er, will you make my apologies, this is my round.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45No, it's me you apologise to.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46He better be worth it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Let me see.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Yeah, and his face?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, yeah, he's hotter than Dwight. That voice!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59It'd be like sleeping with a chainsaw.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Sorry.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I worry about you. That could be anyone.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Is that the cock of a serial killer?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07This is so not OK.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10You are leaving a table of friends just to fuck a complete stranger.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You used to envy me and now you're judging.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Hell, yes, I'm judging. It's not cool.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15It's just weird.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I will give you a full report.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'm not sure I want you to be godfather.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24PHONE BEEPS
0:12:40 > 0:12:44PANTING AND GRUNTING
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Ow!- Oh, sorry, sorry.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yeah. This...
0:13:16 > 0:13:20You're-You're very passionate.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Oh, sorry.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24No, no, no, don't be stupid. It was hot.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28What did you say your name was again?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, I didn't.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Oh, well, I-I'm Bruno.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hello, Bruno.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I'd like to do that again.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Anything's possible.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Sorry, but, er, after that, I need to go and use the bathroom.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58So just, er, play some music, will you, or something?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Where've you gone now?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Just fixing your router.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, can't it wait?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Almost done.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Well, it's really kind of you to get all that kit for me,
0:14:48 > 0:14:53but, I mean, apart from e-mails, I never use the internet.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I know. But I do.
0:14:55 > 0:15:01- Now, then, you sit down. Eat, while it's still warm.- OK.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Oh, no, not again. She puts chilli in, all the time.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Poor Rita. It's fine.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33So, something important, you said.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Um, from the letting agents.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40They're not going ahead with the cottage.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Says it's too much work to be done to be lettable.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48So, I want to give you that cottage now, rather than you have it later.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54You know, it's good for a man to have a project
0:15:54 > 0:15:57and it'll get you out of the city.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00HE SIGHS
0:16:02 > 0:16:05God. Wow.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Thank you.- Hm.- Thank you!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Oh, come on, there you go, eat while it's still warm, please.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You're a good boy, Merlin, all right, bye-bye.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Hello, Steve.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Yes. Yes, it is.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Er, look, erm, this is really unprofessional, but...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35FOOTSTEPS
0:17:35 > 0:17:40So, they never actually put central heating in, which is amazing!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43There's a proper hole in one of the bedroom floors.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I should probably just sell it, as is.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50No, no, no, it's brilliant.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You just have to dig past all the crap.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56You...you can't sell. You're not seeing it. Oh...
0:17:59 > 0:18:04So, erm, was it like your parents' weekend cottage, or...?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06No. We never came here.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Perhaps Flora did before she let it, but I...really don't know.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Right who's...who's Flora?
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Oh, my grandmother. Christ. All this depressing junk!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21CLANKING
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Oh, that's nice.- You see?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I'd really, really like to do a job like this, Adam.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I...
0:18:32 > 0:18:36It's like working on a site with my brothers when I was growing up.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41The whole hands-on...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I'm bored of tarting up kitchens!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48What would Caspar think of you working outside of London?
0:18:48 > 0:18:54Well, we're not joined at the hip and, er,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58and he's in Brighton with his latest app-squeeze.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03You don't mind?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I don't own him.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19What?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Do you mind kissing me?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37BACKGROUND NOISE FADES TO SILENCE
0:19:45 > 0:19:48ADAM SIGHS
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Am I, er...
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- ..am I barking up the wrong tree? - No. No.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Whoa!
0:20:16 > 0:20:17What?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Well, it's not a porn film, I...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Listen, Adam,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26there's a person in these jeans, OK?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51I can't...
0:20:51 > 0:20:54HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I can't.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59This is... I'm sorry.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Sorry. Did I misread...?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- I should sell the place. It's such a lot of work.- Oh.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17OK.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'll make my own way from here.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Really?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Yeah.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I'll pay for your time.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Whatever.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I'll wait!
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Adam? How did it go?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02You were late back.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06I...I took a designer friend with me for a second opinion and, er,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08he likes it, but I...
0:22:08 > 0:22:12So, is your instinct, what, to sell?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Probably.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Oh, that's a shame. - I'd better get on.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Perhaps we could...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Scooby's ashes are here when you want to collect them, OK?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48All right, bye-bye.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Look, I know you want to sell,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59but I couldn't stop thinking of all you could do there.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Can I show you?
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Erm, not here. Erm, we've a backlog from this morning.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I finish at five. Erm, er...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10There's a cafe down the street.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Er, could you please get me Amy's profile?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I wasn't sure you'd come.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I owe you an apology. For the weekend. I...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48It doesn't matter. It was my fault, I...
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Anyway...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Do what you like with these.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53May even help you to sell it
0:23:53 > 0:23:57if you can get someone to see past the hideous wallpaper... I'm talking too much.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Sorry.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00I'll shut up.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10These are beautiful. Seriously.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Thank you.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I was a prat on Sunday.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23I'm not used to, erm...
0:24:26 > 0:24:27..you know.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30No, but...
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Er, thanks for doing these.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I don't know what I want to do with the cottage,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45but I should pay you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That's fine. Erm...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49They're a present.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Call me, er...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54..if you change your mind, or whatever.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16Coffee?
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Thanks.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I saw Adam Berryman again today.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I want to do that cottage, Caspar.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well, what about Hugo's new place?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Hugo needs therapy, not new taps.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45It'll be a great opportunity for me.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50But countryside, country people...
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You're probably right to sell it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Gin!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Gin again.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Who did you go with?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19A friend I made through work.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Steve.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43PHONE CLICKS
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Hi.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Hey, boss.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Someone's happy.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Like you wouldn't believe!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'm not redesigning another high-end kitchen.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm in heaven!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18So...
0:27:21 > 0:27:22You skiving?
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Er...
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Saturday surgery is only short and they owe me so much leave.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Good.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32PHONE BEEPS
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Mr Popular.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Trust me.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Living with Caspar, I could write a thesis on sex addiction.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48So...was your dad tough on you?
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Erm, let's just say his model of masculinity wasn't exactly
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Lord Berners.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56You've no idea who that is.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57- LAUGHS:- No.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Just tell me that you can't explain the offside rule.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06If you're closer to your opponents' goal line than both the ball and...
0:28:06 > 0:28:07I so had you there.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09ADAM LAUGHS
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Bitch!
0:28:12 > 0:28:14If beds could talk, eh?
0:28:14 > 0:28:17I'm sure this had a quiet and blameless life.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36It's getting late.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37I should go.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Well, I got a lot more done with you here, so...
0:28:45 > 0:28:47It's only Sunday tomorrow.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Or do you have a hot date?
0:28:52 > 0:28:56That old sofa, erm, folds out into a bed, of sorts.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Oh, this is so good. How did you...?
0:29:09 > 0:29:13Pepper, salt, lemon...
0:29:13 > 0:29:15It's just steak!
0:29:16 > 0:29:17Do you both cook?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22What?
0:29:22 > 0:29:27Sorry. Erm, yes, we both enjoy cooking when we're in.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Thanks. We go out...a lot.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35Do you mind me asking you all these questions?
0:29:35 > 0:29:36I never get a chance to...
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Stick around long enough to make conversation?
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I'm sorry. That was mean.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Erm...
0:29:43 > 0:29:45You're not even out, are you?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50I bet you've still not told your granny.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51Oh, Flora is so not a granny.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Not in so many words. She's...
0:29:59 > 0:30:01..she's never invited confidences.
0:30:05 > 0:30:06And you're scared she'd...
0:30:10 > 0:30:13I, erm... I-I-I don't know.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Is that rain?
0:30:19 > 0:30:20No.
0:30:29 > 0:30:30This is nice.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34Yeah.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- Steve.- Yeah?- It's a picture.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30Yeah. No. erm, you have grease on your hands.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31Oh.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34You're better off just blowing. Close your eyes.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37One, two, three.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Wow.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47HE SIGHS
0:31:49 > 0:31:51KNOCK ON DOOR Adam, can I come in?
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Hm, come in.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Now, erm...
0:32:10 > 0:32:14No, you're...you're going to spoil your appetite if you eat all this.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Oh, no, I've been working so hard all weekend, I'm starving.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Steve has a real vision for how we can...
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Now, doesn't he have a life in London?
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Er, no. Well, it's complicated.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32He has Caspar.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36Erm, an art dealer, but they're what Steve calls semidetached, so...
0:32:38 > 0:32:41SHE LAUGHS
0:32:41 > 0:32:42I have to show you this.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45We found it in the cupboard.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47I thought it was really rather lovely, you know.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49It might have been...
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I don't remember that.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59It must have belonged to the Brewers.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Well, it's addressed to you and Grandpa.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05"To Flora and Michael
0:33:05 > 0:33:07"in the hope the enclosed might one day hang
0:33:07 > 0:33:08"in your drawing room.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10"Thomas."
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Who was Thomas?
0:33:11 > 0:33:15Oh, he was a friend of your grandfather's.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21But we didn't like the picture and, erm,
0:33:21 > 0:33:24we put it away, chucked it out.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Why did you just pretend that you...?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I can forgive.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Hm... It's how you're made.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52I wish you would be discreet,
0:33:52 > 0:33:55but of course, that's my age.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57What?
0:33:57 > 0:33:58You and the man.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01There's nothing between... There's nothing...
0:34:01 > 0:34:05Well, I never expected when I gave you the cottage
0:34:05 > 0:34:08that you'd turn it into somewhere that you'd bring your latest...
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Stop.- ..pick-up. - Just stop, right there.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- You're using your father's money... - Just stop!
0:34:15 > 0:34:17I'm 34 years old.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19And I'm still hiding in your basement.
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Is it any wonder...?
0:34:24 > 0:34:27It's no business of yours who I fuck.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29I don't need to hear this.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31I'm sorry. Silly of me to forget
0:34:31 > 0:34:33that anything below the neck disgusts you!
0:34:33 > 0:34:36I mean, do you ever lose control?
0:34:37 > 0:34:40- What do you mean?- Well, did you ever need to give yourself...
0:34:40 > 0:34:42I loved your grandfather!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Yes, but passion!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Yes!
0:34:46 > 0:34:47I loved him!
0:34:49 > 0:34:50With passion!
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Shit!
0:34:58 > 0:35:00All right. You win.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06I've been ashamed...all my life.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- And I wonder why that was! - Yes, you should be ashamed.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Because it is terrible, it's disgusting to live
0:35:12 > 0:35:15with other people, as if you were animals.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Animals?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Yes! ANIMALS!
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Argh!
0:35:29 > 0:35:33I always feel as if I'm in the wrong. It's not fair.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43RINGING
0:35:46 > 0:35:47Come on, Steve, come on.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50- ANSWERING SERVICE:- The person you are calling is not available.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Shit!
0:35:56 > 0:35:57Fuck!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01MOTOR STARTS
0:36:05 > 0:36:07# We are strong
0:36:07 > 0:36:10# We're not looking for where we belong
0:36:10 > 0:36:12# We're not cool... #
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Have you got somewhere we can go that isn't halfway to Gatwick?
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- Yeah.- Good.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25- PHONE BEEPS - You want another drink?
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Where do you think you're going?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35If that was you. Here I am.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Let's go.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40No, mate.
0:36:40 > 0:36:44Well, what are you waiting for? Fuck off.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51MAN URINATES
0:36:55 > 0:36:57HE SCOFFS You want some?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Ah, yes, that's right, take it.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- MUFFLED:- No... Fuck!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12ADAM CHOKES
0:38:01 > 0:38:02CAR APPROACHES
0:38:08 > 0:38:10CAR DOOR CLOSES
0:38:13 > 0:38:14BANGING ON DOOR
0:38:17 > 0:38:20Hey, I...I'm sorry. I didn't know where else to go.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22I-I had a huge row with...
0:38:22 > 0:38:24and then I... I'm sorry.
0:38:24 > 0:38:25It's your place.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28God, I must stink. I need a shower.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30I-I-I left a message at work.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33I've taken tomorrow off. I'm sorry for waking you.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Even the shower's not working. - Oh, shit.- New pump comes tomorrow...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Yeah, I-I... The sink is fine. Just go to bed.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- Have you...?- Go to bed.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52RAPID SCRUBBING
0:39:09 > 0:39:12SCRUBBING CONTINUES
0:39:36 > 0:39:38ADAM SIGHS
0:39:40 > 0:39:41It's OK.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43It's not OK.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47It'll be OK.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Here.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Don't you want to talk?
0:40:21 > 0:40:22I wouldn't know where to start.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26OK.
0:41:06 > 0:41:11- WHISPERS:- Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23- I'm sorry, I...- Shh, shh.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25I don't think I can.
0:41:30 > 0:41:31Could you just hold me...
0:41:33 > 0:41:34..until I sleep?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Sure.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42ADAM SIGHS
0:41:43 > 0:41:44Sure.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04BIRDS CHIRP
0:42:25 > 0:42:27HE SIGHS
0:42:42 > 0:42:44HE SIGHS
0:42:56 > 0:42:58So, what happens now?
0:43:01 > 0:43:03I want you.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08But I'm going to have to tell him.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11I don't do casual. I-I can't do app sex.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14I need more.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35OK.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39No, really, I ca...
0:43:40 > 0:43:42..I can't share you.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Look. Deleted it.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17It's just going to feel weird me...me paying you...
0:44:17 > 0:44:19No. You're just humping the help.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24- I will tell you when it gets weird. - Yeah?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40The trouble with open relationships is
0:44:40 > 0:44:44they don't end with a satisfying, plate-smashing row.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48They just become about coffee beans and cat litter.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Yeah.
0:44:59 > 0:45:00He is so inexperienced.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Oh, is that what they call it nowadays?
0:45:02 > 0:45:04You know what I mean.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06CASPAR CHUCKLES
0:45:08 > 0:45:12Just promise me you don't think you can save him from himself.
0:45:16 > 0:45:17You saved me.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22You just needed pointing in the right direction.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33Oh, it was a lovely send-off - perfect music
0:45:33 > 0:45:36and readings by all the grandchildren.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41Oh, but we all knew that relations had broken down
0:45:41 > 0:45:44between her and their parents years ago.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49You're lucky Adam's so close.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Yes, I am, aren't I?
0:45:58 > 0:45:59Flora?
0:46:01 > 0:46:05Oh, sorry. Miles away. Where are we?
0:46:05 > 0:46:10Agnes passed, I opened a heart and Geraldine said two clubs.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Are you quite well, dear?
0:46:28 > 0:46:29Thank you.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42DISTANT LAUGHTER
0:46:44 > 0:46:46SHE SIGHS
0:46:55 > 0:46:58LAUGHTER RESUMES
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- CASPAR:- You are a mysterious...
0:47:05 > 0:47:08GLASSES CLINK
0:47:08 > 0:47:12Look, I just want to say, I am so happy that you are all able
0:47:12 > 0:47:16to help us celebrate finally getting sewage mains.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19Erm, but seriously, erm,
0:47:19 > 0:47:24it's good to meet Adam's surprisingly wholesome friends.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26And, er, and I just...
0:47:26 > 0:47:28You didn't tell me you were inviting Flora.
0:47:28 > 0:47:29Flora!
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Hi!
0:47:34 > 0:47:35Hello.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45I'm sorry, I should have rung.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48D-Don't be silly.
0:47:50 > 0:47:51It's good to see you.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Yes.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59I came to bring you this.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Well, it belongs here. With you.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Thank you.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21Come and meet Steve.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30They're so sweet when they're new.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33When they're sleeping. Or they've just been fed, yeah.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35THEY LAUGH
0:48:39 > 0:48:41Steve's a honey.
0:48:42 > 0:48:46- You must be really glad Adam's finally met someone.- Hm.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48He's very...
0:48:49 > 0:48:52I-I'm trying to adjust,
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Claudie, I can't turn overnight into a liberal.
0:48:55 > 0:49:00This is rather good, you know. March has become very collectable.
0:49:00 > 0:49:01Oh, I see.
0:49:03 > 0:49:08I wish I hadn't told Michael to throw away his painting.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10So how well did you know Thomas March?
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Not at all well.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15They were at school together and in the Army.
0:49:17 > 0:49:20"To Flora and Michael, in the hope that one day the enclosed
0:49:20 > 0:49:22"might hang in your drawing room."
0:49:22 > 0:49:24What was enclosed with it?
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Oh, Thomas was probably drunk.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30He must have meant the painting.
0:49:30 > 0:49:31Can I have some wine?
0:49:31 > 0:49:32Yes, of course.
0:49:32 > 0:49:36Would you mind? I think there's something peculiar about the frame
0:49:36 > 0:49:38- There is?- Something odd going on.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40And it's just a hunch.
0:49:41 > 0:49:42Oh, my goodness.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Yeah. There's definitely a second painting under there.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03WHISTLING
0:50:08 > 0:50:10It's Grandpa, isn't it?
0:50:15 > 0:50:17SHE WHIMPERS
0:50:17 > 0:50:20Hey, it's OK. Hey...
0:50:34 > 0:50:35Here.
0:50:45 > 0:50:46I thought I'd won.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Won what?
0:50:52 > 0:50:53His love.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58But Thomas March loved Michael,
0:50:58 > 0:51:01and Michael loved Thomas March.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07Grandpa was gay.
0:51:07 > 0:51:08Yes.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Grandpa was gay.
0:51:16 > 0:51:22He loved me, but he married me to be like everybody else.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26How did you find out?
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Oh, his love letters.
0:51:28 > 0:51:29They were beautiful.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31And I burnt them.
0:51:34 > 0:51:35You burnt them?
0:51:36 > 0:51:41I was angry and scared that Michael would be sent to prison.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Thomas was.
0:51:46 > 0:51:47I thought I'd won.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04I ruined both of their lives.
0:52:09 > 0:52:10They hurt you, too.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18WHISPERS: Yes.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33I wish I'd known him.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Oh, thank you.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Could you ever imagine...
0:53:06 > 0:53:07What?
0:53:09 > 0:53:11..having kids with me?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16I so could.
0:53:20 > 0:53:23I got so broody today with those twins around.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Me, too.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Thanks for making today so special.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Teamwork.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39PHONE BEEPS
0:53:42 > 0:53:45I'm so sorry. It's just I...
0:53:45 > 0:53:46Wished you'd left it on silent?
0:53:46 > 0:53:48I did delete it.
0:53:48 > 0:53:49Yeah, but then you put it...
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Steve, it's a habit.
0:53:55 > 0:53:56I didn't... I haven't...
0:53:58 > 0:54:00OK.
0:54:00 > 0:54:01Steve? Steve!
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Hey, Steve, come on! Steve?!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12PHONE BEEPS
0:54:12 > 0:54:13Shit!
0:54:16 > 0:54:18- SHOUTS:- Shit!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:54:38 > 0:54:40My God, are you all right?
0:54:40 > 0:54:43What's happened?
0:54:43 > 0:54:44What's happened? Are you hurt?
0:54:44 > 0:54:47HE SOBS Come on.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Come on now. Now, let's sit down.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Here we go. There we go.
0:54:55 > 0:54:59I'm sorry. He left me.
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Oh...
0:55:00 > 0:55:02It's all my fault.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04It's all my fucking-around fault.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Weren't you...weren't you happy together?
0:55:06 > 0:55:08I've never been so happy in my life.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13Oh, you must go after him.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15You can't lose him.
0:55:16 > 0:55:17I'm sorry...I'm sorry for waking you.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19No. I'm glad you came to me.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23I just thought of something.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25I-I thought of something.
0:55:25 > 0:55:29I'd forgotten all about it until I-I saw the painting.
0:55:29 > 0:55:33Erm, here.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36When I thought I was losing Michael,
0:55:36 > 0:55:39oh, I fought like a tigress.
0:55:40 > 0:55:44To get him back, I was all ferocity.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48Oh, I was. There was no pride.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53Now, this is a letter your grandfather Michael wrote,
0:55:53 > 0:55:54he never sent it.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57I found it after he died.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Well, you'll see. I want you to keep it.
0:56:00 > 0:56:01Keep everything.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04And, you know, whatever happens,
0:56:04 > 0:56:09I know that your grandfather Michael and Thomas would have been
0:56:09 > 0:56:10very, very proud of you.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Oh, darling.
0:56:25 > 0:56:26Thank you.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43HE SIGHS
0:56:58 > 0:56:59HE CLEARS THROAT
0:57:03 > 0:57:06"My darling Thomas. I'm at work.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10"Nobody knows I'm writing to you here.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14"You refuse my visits,
0:57:14 > 0:57:17"so you're probably tearing up my letters, too.
0:57:19 > 0:57:22"But there's nothing else I can do but keep trying.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24"It's beyond my control, do you see?
0:57:26 > 0:57:31"All those months ago, when I had nothing to lose, really,
0:57:31 > 0:57:32"I wrote to you in my head
0:57:32 > 0:57:35"but was too cowardly to set more than lies on paper.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39"And now, I find I no longer care.
0:57:42 > 0:57:45"The love I feel for you runs through me like grain through wood.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50"I love you, Thomas.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56"Your face, your voice, your touch
0:57:56 > 0:58:00"enter my mind at the least opportune moments
0:58:00 > 0:58:03"and I find I have no power to withstand them.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05"No desire to.
0:58:08 > 0:58:11"I want us to be together, as we were in the cottage.
0:58:11 > 0:58:14"Only for ever, not just a weekend.
0:58:19 > 0:58:22"I want it to go on so long that it feels normal.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26"I think of you constantly.
0:58:26 > 0:58:29"Your face, your breath on my neck at night.
0:58:32 > 0:58:34"I want to do all the ordinary,
0:58:34 > 0:58:38"un-bedroomy things we never got around to doing.
0:58:38 > 0:58:42"Making toast. Raking leaves.
0:58:42 > 0:58:44"Sitting in silence.
0:58:48 > 0:58:50"I love you, Thomas.
0:58:52 > 0:58:53"I've always loved you.
0:58:54 > 0:58:56"I see that now.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59"Tell me I'm not too late."