0:00:02 > 0:00:03'In a land of myth and a time of magic
0:00:03 > 0:00:08'the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10'His name...
0:00:10 > 0:00:12'Merlin.'
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Yes.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Gaius asked me to fetch a book...
0:00:31 > 0:00:35The Bestiary of Gwilym of Cambria.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37The Bestiary?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I haven't seen that for many years.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43It will be somewhere in the East Wing. I have no idea where.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48East...
0:00:48 > 0:00:49is that way.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Great.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28GROANING
0:02:28 > 0:02:31BANGING
0:02:43 > 0:02:44GROANING
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Onluc scrin!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Booo!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Are you going to say something,
0:03:55 > 0:03:56or shall I?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00You can speak?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01You're a sharp one.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Ooh, aaah.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I can't tell you how good it feels to be able to do that. And that.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08And this.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Ssshhh!
0:04:09 > 0:04:15I have been squished and squashed inside that box for more than 50 years.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Time to have some fun. Woo-hoo!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20There you go!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Look, have fun, quietly...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Very quietly.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Uh-oh.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31No! You are going to get both of us into serious trouble.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh... Oh... Oh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh, dear. What a shame. Never mind.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Right. That's it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You're going back in that box while I work out what to do with you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Oh. All right.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46If I really must.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52WHIMPERS
0:04:52 > 0:04:53In.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Ha, ha!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Fooled you!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Stop messing around!
0:05:07 > 0:05:08FOOTSTEPS
0:05:11 > 0:05:12CRASHING
0:05:12 > 0:05:16GOBLIN LAUGHS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oooh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Nah... Nah... Nah...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Maybe?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Nah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Nah.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Nah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32(Got you!)
0:05:32 > 0:05:33GROANS
0:05:36 > 0:05:40SILENCE
0:05:42 > 0:05:44BUZZING
0:05:48 > 0:05:49No!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Bull's-eye!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Someone's going to see you!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Really? I'm just having a little tidy up.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You want to get rid of all of this. Nasty mess up here.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Nobody's had a brush up here for years.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Look at it. It's all old.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Right, that's enough. I'm off.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Found it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ah.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27BANGING
0:06:32 > 0:06:33No!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35No, no, no.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41No! No!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42None here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Oh!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53None under here either.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Merlin!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I really hope for your sake you have a good explanation for this.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06I do have a good explanation.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'm spring cleaning.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It isn't spring,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13and it certainly isn't clean.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's because I've only just started.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17DOOR CREAKS
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You wait until I've finished.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You'll be able to eat your dinner off the floor.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Not that you'd want to.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26BANGING
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What was that?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Why don't I go and see and you can make yourself comfortable.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Nearly, nearly.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Nearly, nearly,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41nearly, nearly, nearly.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43GOBLIN SNIFFS
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Oh.- No!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59CLEARS THROAT
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm really not sure it suits you, Merlin.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11That's it.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17It seems you have unleashed a goblin.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I know that face. It's not good, is it?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Goblins are the most mischievous of creatures. Mischievous, and dangerous.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- It didn't seem dangerous. - Believe me, Merlin.
0:08:26 > 0:08:32Goblins will stop at nothing to get their hands on the one thing they value above all others. Gold.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33DOOR OPENS
0:08:33 > 0:08:36You're needed for a matter of great urgency and extreme delicacy.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38What is it?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39It's my father.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47I should warn you. If you value your lives, do not even think about laughing.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Father?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm behind the screen.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Only an enchantment could cause Uther to lose his hair like that.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I have no doubt that goblin is to blame.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33We must catch it before it does any real damage.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Did you see Uther's face?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Merlin, what do you think Uther will do to the person responsible for releasing the goblin?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44We need to catch it. How do we do that?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48We need to set a trap. And for that, we need gold,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50and plenty of it.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04GENTLE SNORING
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Who's there?
0:10:27 > 0:10:28(Oferbraedels ahreos!)
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh! Oh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Uh!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh! Oh!
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Oh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Guards!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Oooh!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh! Lovely gold.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Oh.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Ah!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Ohhhh! Ohhhh!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Oh! Ah!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Arghh!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32BUZZING
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Gaius?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Did you see where it went?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You let it escape, you stupid boy!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And now you just stand there like a sack of potatoes! Go after it!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Go! Shoo!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Shoo!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I've searched the entire palace.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30There's no sign of the goblin anywh... What happened?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32It's that pesky goblin!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35You let it escape, and it's ransacked my premises.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You've got some cleaning up to do.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Clean, clean!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Where are you going?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45I am going to the tavern.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47You never go to the tavern.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Then I shall see what I've been missing.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58CHANTING
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Shall we arm-wrestle, or do you require a moment to recover what little strength you have?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55HE BURPS
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03You look terrible. How much did you drink last night?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- You don't look so good yourself. What's your excuse?- What?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Ssshhh!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Too much talking.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14I have a head like the inside of a drum,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16and a mouth like a badger's armpit.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Eugh. A badger's armpit?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Make yourself useful.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Go to the market and fetch my breakfast.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Away. Go!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37HE BURPS
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Mmm...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Gaius.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Yes, yes. What is it?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I couldn't sleep last night.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59My healing bracelet has been stolen.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Oooh. A tragedy and travesty.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Whoever stole it should be hanged, flogged and hanged again!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I was hoping you could give me a sleeping draft.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14A sleeping draft? Can't you count sheep like everyone else?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Why are you bothering me with such things? Shoo.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I don't know why you are being like this.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm the King's ward, and you shall do as I ask.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Ooooh.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Shall I now?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I can see deep into your heart.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37And it's cold.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Cold as stone.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You play at being Uther's loving ward, you play it so well.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You fool him, but you don't fool me.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50You would see Camelot destroyed.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Why would you say such a thing? - Because it is the truth.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56There is evil in your heart.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I don't know what has come over you.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03You were always such a good friend to me.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I see the truth frightens you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07It's you that frighten me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Do you not want your sleeping draft after all, Lady Morgana?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15One moment.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Sweet dreams.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Do come back and see me, any time.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Say aaahhh oooh aah ooh ahh ooohh.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Aaahhh oooh aah ooh ahh ooohh.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50He is certain to die.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Oh!- I don't feel like I'm dying.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57If you value your life, you won't say another word.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It could kill you instantly. Sssh.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I believed he had a broken rib.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08A broken rib that has become infected, with a most severe and terrifying infection
0:17:08 > 0:17:10that can only be treated by this remedy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Alas, it's very expensive.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15We do not have any money to spare.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18In that case your husband will die and you will spend
0:17:18 > 0:17:21the rest of your life in poverty and misery,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23before dying a lonely, cold death,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25which is no less than you deserve.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28HE TRIES TO SPEAK
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What can I do for you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50It is more a question of what I can do for you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53It seems you are developing the symptoms already.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55The symptoms for what?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57For a most severe and terrifying infection
0:17:57 > 0:18:00that is sweeping through Camelot like a plague.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I haven't heard anything about an infection?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07That's because those who catch it are immediately struck dumb.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Fortunately I have developed a very effective cure.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Which is yours in exchange for a gold coin?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Very funny.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Is it?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I don't hear anyone laughing.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25You've never charged me for remedies before?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Then I've clearly been a fool.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Do you wish for a cure,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31or do you wish to walk around with a face covered in boils
0:18:31 > 0:18:33and your nose dripping with snot?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Boils?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Big, pussy boils.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Bigger than you've ever seen.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I'll fetch a coin.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56A most wise decision.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59You're sure this treatment will work, Gaius?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I am quite certain of it, my Lord.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Is it really necessary to slap my head like that?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Completely and utterly necessary. We must restore the circulation to the scalp.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30You wish your hair to grow back, my Lord?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Get on with it then.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Mmm...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You're the goblin!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Have you lost your mind?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No, but you have. Or at least it's been taken over.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Don't be ridiculous.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I know Gaius as well I know myself and you're not him.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01You've got me.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05How do you like my new body? It's a bit old and creaky, but it's ever so much fun.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- It's not yours. It's Gaius'. What have you done with him? - He's still in here somewhere.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Gaius has done you no harm.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Leave him.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18All right, you've convinced me.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20On second thoughts...
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I think I'll stay where I am. I like it in here.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26The freedom. The gold. The beer.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Did I mention the gold?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29If you hurt Gaius...
0:20:29 > 0:20:32..I will kill you.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33You'd be killing him!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You see the problem? I'm him. He's me.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39We're all jumbled up in here!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45There have been instances of vandalism around the palace, and thefts.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I myself was a victim.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Unfortunately, the thief managed to elude me.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53FARTING
0:20:53 > 0:20:55SHE GASPS
0:21:01 > 0:21:04FARTING
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Double the guard.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I want the perpetrator found.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10HE FARTS
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Yes, my Lord.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24HE FARTS AGAIN
0:21:29 > 0:21:31The council is dismissed!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33FARTING CONTINUES
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Now!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Gaius, is there anything you can do to treat this?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51HE FARTS AGAIN
0:21:51 > 0:21:54FARTS ECHO
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Tell me you didn't think that was funny?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Not even a little bit?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08A teeny, weeny bit?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- If you carry on like this, you'll get Gaius killed.- You underestimate me.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I have cured Uther of his farting and his baldness.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18He is, he tells me, forever in my debt. I am a genius!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- This has to stop. - I see no reason why.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Now if you're quite finished, I am going to the tavern.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Bord, wipstand hine!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Well, well, well.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39So you have a secret of your own, Merlin.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Leave his body...
0:22:42 > 0:22:44..or you will regret it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Your magic may be powerful, but I have an advantage.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49What's that?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I can hurt you...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Culter, ic pe hate!
0:23:00 > 0:23:05..whereas you cannot hurt me, without hurting Gaius.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19I won't rest until I have found a way to force you out of Gaius' body.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Ah, Gaius. I have been meaning to come and see you.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I've got this terrible pain in my leg.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37It is hardly surprising when it has to support that enormous gut.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Arthur?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I have to talk to you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Arrest him.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23What?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Arthur? What are you doing?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Is it true
0:24:35 > 0:24:37that you are responsible for the...
0:24:37 > 0:24:41afflictions that I and other members of the court have suffered?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44What?!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46No.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Gaius.- I found this in your room.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52It's a book of spells and enchantments.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54He's lying.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58That's not Gaius.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03What are you talking about?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05He's been possessed by a goblin.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09He is reduced to making the most desperate and ridiculous accusations.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14You seriously expect me to believe that Gaius is a goblin?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15It's controlling him.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Gaius is still in there...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21..somewhere.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Do you have any proof of these accusations?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26No!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I fear that magic has corrupted you.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It pains me more than I can tell you.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I really doubt that.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39My Lord, I have been harbouring a sorcerer. For that, I offer the most sincere apology.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You were not to know, Gaius.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43He has fooled us all.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45It's not me that's fooling you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Silence!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51You've been found guilty of using magic and enchantments.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55In accordance with our laws, you will pay with your life. Take him away.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11You clumsy oaf!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Gaius, I will pretend that I didn't hear that.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Are you deaf as well as stupid?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20I am a Knight of Camelot, and you will show me some respect.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Fool and I will show you none.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26You will learn some manners, or I will teach you some.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You may be old but I cannot let this pass.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Arm yourself.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I'm just a foolish old man who's had far too much to drink.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Please accept my apologies.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50A flagon of ale for my friends!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Then I accept your apology.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Gaius...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09My apologies again.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I don't know what came over me.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13It is forgotten.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Caega, cum her!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57BELLS TOLL
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Argh!
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Shh.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Merlin has escaped.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- It seems he somehow managed to obtain a set of keys.- Escaped?
0:28:34 > 0:28:36How was this allowed to happen?
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Incompetence!
0:28:41 > 0:28:43I didn't mean to speak out of turn, My Lord.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46Gaius is right.
0:28:46 > 0:28:51This is unacceptable. The guards should be punished.
0:28:51 > 0:28:55- I will see to it personally. - Search the town. I want Merlin found.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Yes, sire.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05We need to force the goblin out of Gaius.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08And how do we do that?
0:29:08 > 0:29:09I don't know.
0:29:09 > 0:29:15- I'll try to sneak back to Gaius' chambers, may be I can find something in one of his books.- What can I do?
0:29:15 > 0:29:17We need to convince Arthur.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Maybe if you speak to him, he might listen to you.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22- No, I can't.- Why?
0:29:22 > 0:29:27After what happened in the Council yesterday I can't ever look Arthur in the face again.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28I know, it's embarrassing.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31It's more than embarrassing, Merlin.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I cannot face him, ever.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Come on, Gwen. It's not that bad. All girls do it, don't they?
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Not in public, and certainly not in front of the man they have feelings for.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43You still have feelings for Arthur?
0:29:43 > 0:29:48Not that it matters now, because he will never be able to look at me in the same way again.
0:29:48 > 0:29:53Gwen, if Arthur likes you, he likes you...
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Warts and farts and all.
0:29:55 > 0:29:56Merlin, I haven't got any warts!
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Then you'll talk to him?
0:30:07 > 0:30:09KNOCK AT DOOR
0:30:09 > 0:30:13Ah, Gaius. Come in.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15I believe you wanted to see me?
0:30:15 > 0:30:19I wanted to thank you in person. It can't have been easy for you, exposing Merlin like that.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23My loyalty to Camelot and your father comes first.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Much appreciated. I should also thank you for ridding me of
0:30:26 > 0:30:30the most incompetent, rude and lazy servant Camelot has ever known.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33I am just sorry that you had to suffer his ineptitude for so long.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36When we catch him, you'll see him hang.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Ah...
0:30:37 > 0:30:39I shall look forward to that.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Is something wrong?
0:30:48 > 0:30:52The Gaius I know would never look forward to seeing Merlin hang, no matter what he'd done.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Merlin was telling the truth.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40HE MOANS
0:31:40 > 0:31:41Arthur?
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Arthur. It's Guinevere.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Can I come in?
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Arthur?
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Arthur?
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Uh!
0:32:11 > 0:32:12What's happened to you?
0:32:12 > 0:32:15HE BRAYS
0:32:23 > 0:32:24HE WHIMPERS
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Did Gaius do this to you?
0:32:28 > 0:32:30He's a goblin.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38You poor thing.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41HE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:32:44 > 0:32:45HE BRAYS
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Sorry.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Merlin's working on a plan.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55We'll figure out what to do.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Stay here.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Arthur's a donkey?
0:33:09 > 0:33:12He has the ears of a donkey,
0:33:12 > 0:33:14and the voice.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16He's braying.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18He's braying?
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Wow.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26It's not funny, Merlin.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29No, no, of course not. Arthur, with the ears of a donkey.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31What's funny about that?
0:33:32 > 0:33:34He just looked so pitiful.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37I have never seen Arthur look like that.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Did you find anything?
0:33:42 > 0:33:43I think so.
0:33:44 > 0:33:49If the host body dies, the goblin dies with it.
0:33:49 > 0:33:54So if Gaius is dying, the goblin will be forced to leave him.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57You want to kill Gaius?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Just briefly.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03Once the goblin's out of Gaius we have to trap it in a box lined with lead,
0:34:03 > 0:34:05the only container that will hold it.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Where do we get a box lined with lead?
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Leave that to me.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Offeall aestel!
0:34:25 > 0:34:26Ow!
0:34:39 > 0:34:43It is the same for all of us who were in tavern last night.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45That is most unfortunate.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Please. Can you treat it?
0:34:48 > 0:34:50The infection has no cure.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54The itching will become almost unbearable.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Itching? There is no itching.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59There will be, soon enough.
0:34:59 > 0:35:03Itching so severe it has been known to drive men to madness.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07Gaius, please. There must be some remedy.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09We will pay whatever it takes.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18Hurry up.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22I'm doing my best. Gaius normally deals with anything to do with poisons.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34As soon as the goblin's out of Gaius, you must give him the antidote.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39We only have a few seconds or Gaius will, you know, die.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42He's coming!
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Ah!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21That's disgusting.
0:36:40 > 0:36:41You've poisoned me!
0:36:43 > 0:36:45You've poisoned Gaius!
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Leave his body while you still can.
0:36:50 > 0:36:55BUZZING
0:36:55 > 0:36:56Give him the antidote!
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Get back in the box.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17You'll have to catch me first!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Let me out. I promise I won't do it again.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46I don't know which one's the antidote. Which one is it?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I don't know.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57I think it's this one.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14This one!
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Are you sure that was the antidote?
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Gaius! Come on!
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Please, come on, you stubborn old goat!
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Who are you calling an old goat?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08You mean to tell me it was you who was responsible
0:39:08 > 0:39:14for the baldness, the flatulence, the boils and Arthur's donkey ears?
0:39:15 > 0:39:17I fear I was, my Lord.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Or at least the goblin was, while I was possessed by it.
0:39:20 > 0:39:25Magic has the power to corrupt even the most honourable of men.
0:39:25 > 0:39:31Indeed, though I must assure you that Merlin was entirely innocent.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35Then he is pardoned.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36BANGING AND MOANING
0:39:39 > 0:39:44May I suggest that is kept where no-one will ever open it.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46See that it's placed in the vaults.
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Gaius...
0:39:52 > 0:39:58Do you know who was responsible for releasing the goblin in the first place?
0:40:00 > 0:40:01I'm afraid I've no idea, my Lord.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09GOBLIN MOANS
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Now. Secure it now.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24My Lord.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Guinevere.
0:40:31 > 0:40:36The events of the last few days...
0:40:36 > 0:40:39I think it would be best if we...
0:40:39 > 0:40:41never spoke of them.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45I don't even know what events you're referring to.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Quite.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53It's been entirely...uneventful.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03I need to train my men.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05I must see to these sheets.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12SWORDS CLATTER
0:41:16 > 0:41:20I see you've been busy undoing the goblin's magic.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22As usual, I'll get no thanks for it whatsoever.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Seeing as releasing the goblin was entirely your fault, Merlin,
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I am not sure you deserve any thanks.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Arthur doesn't know that.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34For your sake, you better hope it stays that way.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44HE BRAYS
0:41:48 > 0:41:49Merlin...
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Just one more day.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53HE CLEARS THROAT
0:41:53 > 0:41:55It's too good!