0:00:12 > 0:00:13# Rock-a-hula
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Rock rock-a-hula
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Rock-a-hula Rock rock-a-hula
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Rock-a-hula
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Rock rock-a-hula
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Rock-a-hula Rock rock-a-hula
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Rock-a-hula Rock rock-a-hula rock-a-hula
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Rock!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Rock-a-hula rock
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# A-hula rock a-hula rock a-hula rock
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# The way she moves her hips up to her fingertips
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# I feel I'm heaven bound And when she starts to sway
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# I've gotta say She really moves the grass around
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# Rock-a-hula baby Rock-a-hula baby
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# Got a hula lulu from Honolulu... #
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I haven't finished yet, Dad.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Where's your mum? - Got a bit of overtime.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55She shouldn't be long.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Although I love to kiss my little hula miss
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# I never get the chance... #
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Did your mum not make anything?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm just heating it up, Dad.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12# Rock a-hula baby rock... #
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Christ, where is she?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16# ..Honolulu That rock-a-hula baby of mine
0:01:19 > 0:01:30# Oh well, that rock-a-hula baby of mine. #
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Mm.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, that smells good, son.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I couldn't finish the hoovering because Dad pulled the plug out.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I think someone pulled out his plug.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# You ain't nothing but a hound dog... #
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Jesus Christ, Rosie!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Oh, it's alive, is it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40RECORD CONTINUES, SHE WHOOPS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Do you think they're going to have to confess this to Father Rennie?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53They'll probably get at least five Hail Marys.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Woo!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Maybe with a couple of Our Fathers thrown in.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Jesus, I think we're talking...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Curl your lip again.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, I feel stupid.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, you don't know what that does to me.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Come on upstairs and show me.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- I can't.- The boys'll not notice.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06It's not that, I'm working in an hour.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I thought you'd finished.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I know, but they offered me a few hours at the pub tonight.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- HE GROANS - How many jobs have you got?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Erm... Woollies on a Saturday,
0:04:18 > 0:04:21three days cleaning, cafe Tuesday, Thursday,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23the pub, the bakers...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Come on, Rosie, give someone else a chance!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's the third time this week Billy's done the housework.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I can't stand any more of our Davy's cooking.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I'm saving, OK?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You're not still on about that, are you?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I told you I was going to do it.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I thought you'd ditched that idea.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45You should know me better than that, Billy.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20She still got this daft idea of going to America, then?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Aye. To see Elvis, when he gets back from national service in Germany.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26She no realise that people like us go to Blackpool for our holidays?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29The nearest we get to LA is Lytham St Anne's.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You're going to have to put your foot down, Billy boy.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35A working man like yourself cannae live on choccy bar alone.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39There's more creases in that than a bulldog's arse.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You're going to have to show her who's boss,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46otherwise she's going to walk all over you, Billy boy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Look at this place.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58It's like...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It's unnatural.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04You should think yourself lucky we don't have a bigger bedroom.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It's obsessive.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You go and see Ayr United play every week.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13At least I don't travel 4,000 bloody miles to see them.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You went to Aberdeen once.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Make sure your dad eats all his veg. - OK.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Tea's on the table, Da.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50Remember and...wash your hands.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17SHE SIGHS
0:07:30 > 0:07:32BIRDSONG
0:07:42 > 0:07:44So you're not in a bad mood with me, then?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I seen him staring down at us like that all the time.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00You know, it's as if he was living here with us
0:08:00 > 0:08:01instead of being in Germany.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm working in the pub today,
0:08:06 > 0:08:07but I won't be late.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Wait a minute. Your Rosie still working in The George?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Aye. She's there today.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's just that the manager owes me a couple of favours.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11You know, for getting him a few wee bargains - for his burd.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Nice one, Tommy.- Aye.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Aye.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Should you boys not be out playing football,
0:09:34 > 0:09:35or stealing hubcaps off motors?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41DOOR OPENS
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Davey, get your ma a cuppa tea.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Billy, give him a hand.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I can make a cuppa tea myself.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I know, but I want one as well.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Go on, Billy.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57All right, love?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Davy, give me that tin, will you?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02It's a bit strange.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I got the sack from The George.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07You're joking!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10That's terrible.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I suppose that knocks your trip for six.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oh, it worked out quite well, really, cos I went to The Swan
0:10:16 > 0:10:19and he's given me more shifts with a better rate of pay.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm starting the night.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I thought you drank at The George?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Barred us, didn't he?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Sacked your wife for me, right,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53so all the regulars have moved over here.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00It's dead over there.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03It's as popular as a wain's funeral, so it is.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's not just affecting you now, it's spreading like a virus
0:11:10 > 0:11:13and you, Billy boy, are the only one with the antidote.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18INAUDIBLE
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Where's your ma?- She got some...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Some overtime, yeah, I know.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Billy, put that ladder away.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Davy, stop polishing. Your ma will do that when she gets in.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12It's OK. We don't mind doing it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, actually, we quite enjoy it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Just do as I tell you!
0:12:39 > 0:12:40What's wrong with you two?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Where did you get that? - Bought it, didn't I?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Only people on the street, I bet, that's got one.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07They'll be queueing up to see it.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09How did you afford it?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40You spent my Elvis money on that?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I never see you, do I?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44The boys do all the housework.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50I look like a jakey.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53The only thing I ever have at lunchtime's a bloody choccy bar.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I want a normal life!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Oh, you mean you want mince on a Monday and fish on a Friday.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04And the highlight of the year is a week in Rothesay playing putting in the pissing-down rain!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I want!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What's wrong with that?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You want to watch the telly, boys?
0:14:31 > 0:14:38# Tomorrow night
0:14:38 > 0:14:42# Will you remember what you said tonight
0:14:43 > 0:14:48# Tomorrow night
0:14:48 > 0:14:53# Will all the thrill be gone?
0:14:54 > 0:14:58# Tomorrow night
0:14:59 > 0:15:04# Will it be just another memory?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08# Or just another song
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# That's in my heart
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# To linger on...? #
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Would you look at that, Tommy, eh?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22A sight to behold.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I've been halfway round the world with the Merchant Navy
0:15:25 > 0:15:28and nothing holds a candle to that.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Truly, that is the king of sarnies.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Nice doughy bread.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Break yer teeth wi' that crust. Beautiful.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Look, the wee darlin's even slid in a bit of floppy greenery.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44See, that is a woman's touch.
0:16:00 > 0:16:06I can only compare that to the first time I shagged a lassie.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Look. You could saw a man in half wi' one of them.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Welcome back to the world of masculinity, son.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I'm trying to make the tea.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24You putting on weight?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Are ye dancing?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Cryin' all the time
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Cryin' all the time
0:17:54 > 0:17:56# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# And you ain't no friend of mine
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Well, they said you was high-classed
0:18:02 > 0:18:04# But that was just a lie
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# Yeah, they said you was high-classed
0:18:08 > 0:18:09# Well, that was just a lie
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# And you ain't no friend of mine
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
0:18:19 > 0:18:21# Cryin' all the time. #
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Strange times, Tommy.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Things are really weird in the hoose.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Rosie's hardly talking.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49She's putting on the beef.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53She's lost that...sparkle.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58She disnae even listen to Elvis anymore.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You've cracked it, son.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01That's what we all strive for.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04We all know how to do it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07some sort of strange brainwash or something,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09but we turn our wives into our mothers
0:19:09 > 0:19:12because they're the ones who looked after us the best.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Obviously we wouldnae sleep wi' our mas, so...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18we have to go somewhere else for it.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Mm?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Fed and watered in your own house,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25pampered and pumped in somebody else's.
0:19:27 > 0:19:34# I am just a lonesome cowboy
0:19:34 > 0:19:42# And I'm travelling all alone
0:19:42 > 0:19:48# I ain't even got a nickel... #
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I told you, I cannae be bothered.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Shit.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Tommy was right.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06What's Tommy got to do with it?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Nothing.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Since when did you start taking sleeping pills?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Be putting all those sheep jumping over fences on the brew.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I'm going to be doing night shifts.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Get some extra money.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What do you think?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I've never seen it at night.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22It's like a giant nest of birds all waiting to migrate.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I don't fancy getting shat on by one of them from 30,000 feet.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27BELL RINGS
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What you doing?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07What do you think I'm doing?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I'm folding her clothes.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11It's a perk, Billy.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Right?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17See anything you fancy?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21No, no, nothing for me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Fine.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57SHE SIGHS
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Want a hand?- Aw, thanks, Billy boy.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Bloody unscheduled flight coming in for Hamburg...to refuel.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You'd think they'd carry an extra couple of gallons onboard, eh?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Wait a minute!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Your wife's an Elvis fan.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Aye, was,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21till I cocked things up.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23She's gonnae be dead jealous of you.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24How do you mean?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28This plane that's coming in for Hamburg - Elvis is on it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Billy!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Billy!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Heads.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Close enough.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34PHONE RINGS
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- NEIGHBOUR:- Answer that bloody phone!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00SHE SNORES, PHONE RINGS
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Prestwick 195.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Billy? Billy, listen, it's your da.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yer da!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You know, the man that wears a donkey jacket.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Listen, Billy, go and get yer ma.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Ma ma's taken a sleeping pill.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I don't care if she's taken the entire bottle of sleeping pills!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Billy, listen, listen.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Tell your ma...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Tell your ma there's an unscheduled flight from Hamburg
0:25:58 > 0:26:00coming into Prestwick.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Bloody hell!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Ma, wake up.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Wake up! Ma!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Ma!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Wake up!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30HE WHISPERS
0:26:30 > 0:26:32SHE GASPS
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Billy!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Iron my good frock and tell Davy to give my stilettos a polish.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, and, Billy?
0:26:40 > 0:26:41When you've finished ironing,
0:26:41 > 0:26:46come and tell me what a gorgeous ma you've got. Go, go! Vamoose!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Ah!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23# Love me tender
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Love me sweet
0:27:26 > 0:27:31# Never let me go
0:27:31 > 0:27:38# You have made my life complete
0:27:38 > 0:27:44# And I love you so
0:27:44 > 0:27:48# Love me tender
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Love me true
0:27:50 > 0:27:56# All my dreams fulfil
0:27:56 > 0:28:00# For my darlin'
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# I love you... #
0:28:04 > 0:28:06For a second...
0:28:08 > 0:28:11..I thought you actually WERE Elvis.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13No. He's up there.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# Love me long
0:28:16 > 0:28:21# Take me to your heart
0:28:22 > 0:28:29# For it's there that I belong
0:28:29 > 0:28:35# And we'll never part
0:28:35 > 0:28:39# Love me tender
0:28:39 > 0:28:41# Love me true
0:28:41 > 0:28:47# All my dreams fulfil
0:28:47 > 0:28:52# For my darlin'
0:28:52 > 0:28:55# I love you
0:28:55 > 0:29:02# And I always will. #
0:29:05 > 0:29:06# Some people like to rock
0:29:06 > 0:29:08# Some people like to roll
0:29:08 > 0:29:10# But moving and a-grooving's gonna satisfy my soul
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- # Let's have a party - Let's have a party
0:29:14 > 0:29:17- # Let's have a party - Let's have a party
0:29:17 > 0:29:21# Send 'im to the store Let's buy some more
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# Let's have a party tonight
0:29:24 > 0:29:30# Have a party tonight. #