0:00:08 > 0:00:10CAR HORN
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- MEN CHANT:- One, two! One, two, three!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14One, two, three, four! FIVE NIL!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15One, two! One, two, three!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17One, two, three, four! FIVE NIL!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19One, two! One, two, three!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21One, two, three, four! FIVE NIL!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- ALL CHANT:- Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Go! Go! Go!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29CHEERING
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hey, easy, tiger!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Jim, did you see the way I went through their centre half?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Mate, that was Premiership.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Even your Steven would have struggled out there.- Too right.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Easy on the bevvy. Got training tomorrow night.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44He's stolen the show He's better than his bro
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Dave Far-row, Dave Far-row!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Come on!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50He's stolen the show He's better than his bro
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Dave Far-row, Dave Far-row!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55"MATCH OF THE DAY" THEME ON TV
0:00:55 > 0:00:58OK. Time to watch the professionals!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Come on!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Don't you want to see your Steven?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I know what he looks like, Robbie, thanks.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16BANTER IN OTHER ROOM CONTINUES
0:01:16 > 0:01:18"MATCH OF THE DAY" THEME ON TV
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Come on, Son!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27..back in t'changing room...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- THEY CHANT:- Stevie!- Farrow! - Stevie!- Farrow!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Stevie!- Farrow! - Stevie!- Farrow!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Stevie!- Farrow! - Stevie!- Farrow!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Stevie!- Farrow! - Stevie!- Farrow!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40FOOTBALL ON TV
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Don't.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49WILD CHEERING FROM IN BAR
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Stevie!- Farrow!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Eh, your kid scored again!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04FANS ON TV CLAP AND CHANT FOR STEVIE
0:02:08 > 0:02:10REF BLOWS FULL-TIME WHISTLE ON TV
0:02:10 > 0:02:12HUBBUB
0:02:16 > 0:02:18See that goal your kid scored?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- It was mint!- Yeah?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Shh-shh!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26INTERVIEWER: "Another comprehensive win, another goal for you..."
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Everyone, back in.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34"Erm... You know, every game matters,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36"every bit of silverware is important.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38"We're a club that likes to win trophies.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40"The Champions League'd be fantastic,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43"it's a dream of mine to be the best in Europe,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45"but we know how important the Premiership is,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47"and as a fan as well as a player,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50"it's important that we keep sight of that."
0:02:50 > 0:02:53FOOTBALL CROWD ATMOSPHERE
0:03:06 > 0:03:10FANS CHANTS FOR STEVIE ECHO
0:03:13 > 0:03:14ANGUISHED GROAN
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Dad, is that Stevie Farrow's brother?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27QUESTION ECHOES
0:03:27 > 0:03:30RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Early doors, was it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Usually midnight before the boxers come in.- Your lucky day.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Ow! You trying to sew it up or cut it off?!- Don't tempt me!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Have you done this before? - We are trained, you know.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- So were the SS.- Be a brave little soldier and let me do my job.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Thought you were supposed to be a caring profession?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14When you've patched up one drunk, you've patched them all.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I'm not drunk. SHE SNIFFS
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Of course you're not. - I had a few beers with the game.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22This cut itself, then, did it?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Phone number so soon? You don't hang around, love.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Clean and dry, 10 days.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Make an appointment.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45In your own time...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Service with a smile.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03DIALOGUE MUTED
0:05:03 > 0:05:05COINS CLATTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Bit early for you, isn't it?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Miss the step again?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Mum, can you...?- You need to sort yourself out, David.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Look at the state of you. - I can't do it myself.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- When are you going to get a job? - Mum!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm sick of running round after you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Please!
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Do it yourself.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Didn't they have anything?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Yeah, if I was a brainless idiot who wanted to bore myself to death.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Don't they have a job centre for gifted people?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Well, who'd want to spend 12 hours a day with their hand down a bog,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- or stood on a conveyor belt labelling boxes?- Someone with bills to pay?
0:07:05 > 0:07:10It's soul-destroying, seeing the best they've got to offer and the peanuts they pay.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Where are you going? - To put me hand down the bog.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Ours is the only one in our street don't clean itself!
0:07:35 > 0:07:36MAN: Oi, Steve!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Let you back in, then?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Family privilege, Kayce. Still waiting for the ring?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Steven buys me jewellery all the time.- Not the piece that matters.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I don't need a rock to prove that he loves me.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Rings aren't about love, darling,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03they're about bagging that big cheque when he leaves you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Says the relationship expert.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Come to think of it,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09when was the last time you actually went out with anyone?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- I'm very choosy. - You mean the girls are.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- I prefer women with brains. - Careful, Dave.
0:08:16 > 0:08:22If I walk away, you'll be on your own. Take a look around.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26There's not one girl in here that'd even look at you.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Sure, all the girls love a bad lad.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Tell you what they don't like?
0:08:31 > 0:08:32A loser.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Flatterer!- Move over, Dave.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37The big boys'll be in soon.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51That was a sitter, Bro. I'd have nailed it, no problem.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- You're rubbish.- Should have been ten more, shouldn't it?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I could hear Robbie from the stands when I missed that header.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Why do they call them stands when everyone's sat down?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Go on, then, what's the story? - He was probably drunk.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Footy, you know the score. - Yeah, right.- There, were you?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I'd put my house on bevvies being involved.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- You mean Ste's house. - At least he's got one.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Where are you living, Dave?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Kaycee! - Mummy still washing your underpants?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Well, I haven't got a cash cow to milk when it suits me, have I?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Haven't you? - Just keep it down you two, yeah?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Remember where you are.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Go and get yourself another beer, Dave. It's free.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Don't mind if I do, Kayce.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Same again, Dave?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Me? Winding him up? - It's just our Dave, isn't it?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm trying. But you know what he's like,
0:09:39 > 0:09:42and you're always sticking up for him! Why?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Hiya, mate. Yeah, come on. Want a picture? Is this your dad here?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- STEVE:- What's your name?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Do you play footy? Good lad!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I think you've had enough, Bro.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Me? I'm just relaxing, Ste. - Yeah, relaxed as a newt.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Can we go? Table's booked.- Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Great, I'm starving.- You are joking!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- They don't let drunks in. - Oh, yeah, I forgot, it's Wags only.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- No, it's grown-ups. - Give it a rest you two, eh?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Come on Ste, I've had nothing all day.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Ring Childline.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Time to get you home, Bruv.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'm coming with you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Cab, kettle, bed, yeah? Seriously...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Come on.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14HE RETCHES
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, you pig!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Mum, I don't suppose you could...?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Last time, honest. The stitches are coming out today.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You still not talking to me?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Be gentle, I'm very sensitive.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Well, mind you don't faint, we've just had the floor cleaned.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Any problems?- Apart from our goalie being out for the semi?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38With the hand.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Apart from not being able to use it?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41- Shoelaces are undone.- Are they?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Not got a girlfriend to do them up for you?- Situation vacant.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hard to believe, isn't it?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- On account of you being a divvy? - Nah, too many candidates.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Someone only a mother could love.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- She's not talking to me.- Cos you're a divvy.- You're really funny.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- You remind me of me. - I'm not funny at all, then.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Listen, about the last time I was here...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Sorry?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Made me feel like an idiot.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13You don't need me for that.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Deserved it, though, I must have looked a state.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17You reckon?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21He's gone now anyway. Different fella here now.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23That's what they all say.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25And I binned that aftershave you didn't like.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Gone back to the pound shop.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- No more fighting, then? - Nah, that score's settled.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33How do you know he won't come after you?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The other fella?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Because he's embarrassed about it,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40lashing out at nothing,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42hurting people,
0:13:42 > 0:13:46hurting himself, and he's thinking, "Come on, sunshine,
0:13:46 > 0:13:47"stop being a muppet,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51"especially in front of really good-looking women,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53"start acting your age for once."
0:13:53 > 0:13:54HISS Ow!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Sorry, thought I was going to throw up, there.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Congratulations!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05You are officially discharged.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17A phone number this time, surely?
0:14:36 > 0:14:42Ohh, I said the website people were coming again today, didn't I? Told you to keep out of the way.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46What is it this time, "Stevie Farrow's Top Ten Chocolate Bars"?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Dave!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54What? I want to watch.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Action!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13We always knew Steven was special,
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- from the day he was born. - A star came up from the East...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- We didn't have very much... - Just a stable, and some straw.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23All he'd ever ask for at Christmas, was a new ball.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25And an apple and an orange.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Though it was hard, you know, when his dad died,
0:15:28 > 0:15:32but he just battled through, made him more determined.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Have you got that Hovis music off the telly?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I always knew he'd make it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38She's psychic, me mum.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43And he could have gone anywhere after the big clubs came in for him.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Barcelona, Milan... - Scunthorpe, Accrington Stanley...
0:15:46 > 0:15:50But he wanted to come back here,
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- close to his mum... - Bring his washing home!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Success has not spoiled him.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Still tight...- He just likes being with his old mates...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Cos they don't mind the cross dressing...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Cut!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08What?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27What are you doing back here?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Complications.- What complications?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Must have been that superbug. What's it called?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- I think you'll find this is stalking.- I've got good news.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Learned to tie your own shoelaces?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39You've been chosen at random, from thousands of nurses, to go on a date with me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- You said it was good news? - Chance of a lifetime, one night only.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- And it's part of your hypocritical oath to accept.- I'm washing my hair.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Every night for the next century. - Best restaurant in town.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- In my opinion...- Sorry, I'm allergic.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- To what?- Divvies.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- There are women who'd kill for an offer like this, you know. - All doing life, yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:17:02Look, maybe I'm insane to be turning down a fella as perfect as you, and maybe I'll wake up one day
0:17:02 > 0:17:07and realise I made the biggest mistake of my life, but, just so there's no misunderstanding,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'll say it very slowly.
0:17:09 > 0:17:17I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last... man... on... earth.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Comprende?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Mashed, it was, like a hamburger.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Imagine putting your leg in a blender and flicking the switch for 10 seconds.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Well, that's what it looked like.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- What do you fancy? - Something vegetarian!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Play it again, Sam.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Actually, he never said that.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You what? Humphrey GoKart? Course he did.
0:17:52 > 0:17:58No, it's just "Play it". And, anyway, it's Ilsa who says it first.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00"Play it once, Sam.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Play 'As Time Goes By'."
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- That was brilliant.- I'm on earlies.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I suppose you've got the day off?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Yeah, wasn't sure what we'd be doing tonight so...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22No! I wasn't assuming we'd...
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I just didn't know where we'd end up.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Clubbing or something...
0:18:28 > 0:18:31So where do you work, anyway?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I'm, er, "resting" right now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Kept busy with our Ste, though.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Full-time job looking out for him, everyone wants a piece.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Sure you don't want any more?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Doesn't look like there's much left.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06- You sure you've had enough?- Have you?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Can we have the bill please, mate? - We're going Dutch.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11No way. It's my shout.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13I'm earning, you're not.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16If anything, I should be the one paying. I'd feel better.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18And I'd feel crap.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Thanks, mate.- Thanks.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Modern women, eh?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Er, that's 45 each.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45What have I got?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I've only got 42.- It's fine.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Still time for a nightcap somewhere.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04- I think you've had enough. - We only had the one bottle. What?
0:20:04 > 0:20:10You had three large vodkas before I even got there. I saw the bill?
0:20:10 > 0:20:15They must have added them, the sneaky little...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17First date nerves, what can I say?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You sure about that?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Just here, please. - What's the damage?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29It's not about the money, Dave.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Am I going to see you again, or what?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Idiot.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Four days in a row you've sat down with me. Fell out with your mates?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Trying to stay out the pub, mum.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00- What's her name? - PHONE RINGS
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Hello.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Hope you like the venue.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I feel a bit overdressed.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19We could go somewhere different, somewhere...without a bar.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23We can sit in the car if you like?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- It's warmer.- No, I'm fine, honest.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I like the cold.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- I'm just glad you called. - I nearly didn't.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You still narked about them drinks?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37What, being on a date with a guy who needs to be half cut to get through the evening with me?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I told you, I was nervous.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40- I know the signs.- What signs?
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- That wasn't nerves, that was habit. - I had a few drinks, so what? - I know what I'm talking about.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49So do I. Look, if you think I've got a problem, then so has everyone else I know.
0:21:49 > 0:21:55- Just because you're a nurse, you think...- My dad's an alcoholic!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I'm sorry.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06- Look, Dave, I just need you to be honest with me.- A gorgeous girl agrees to go out with me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09What fella wouldn't need a few snifters to calm himself down?
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- You hid it.- I wasn't hiding anything, you saw the bill.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I didn't know I had to declare every sip.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Ruth, I promise you,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I don't have a problem.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I just needed to ask,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I needed to be sure.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You don't know what it's like, living with it.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No, I don't.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38But I'm not your dad.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48People who drink, they're good at lying,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- you never know what the truth is. - Hold your horses, we've only been out once.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Look, I really like you,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57but I'd rather walk away now before I start feeling...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I really like you too.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Just give us a chance, eh?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I've never told anyone about him before.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I hate secrets,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25but he's mine.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You've still got him, though.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32What use he is.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35You ever talk to him?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You should.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Before it's too late!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Can I have a suck on your flake?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I can't believe you just did that.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I deserve a kiss for that.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You've got it on my nose now!
0:24:16 > 0:24:21# Time after time I think Oh, Lord, what's the use?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25# Time after time I think It's just no good
0:24:25 > 0:24:30# Sooner or later in life The things you love, you lose
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# But you've got the love I need To see me through
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# You got the love
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# You got the love
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# You got the love
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# You got the love
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# You got the love
0:24:47 > 0:24:51# You got the love
0:24:51 > 0:24:54# You got the love
0:24:54 > 0:24:55# You got the love
0:24:55 > 0:25:00# You got the love
0:25:00 > 0:25:02# You got the love
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# You got the love
0:25:04 > 0:25:09# You got the love
0:25:09 > 0:25:15# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Do we have to go?- I thought you wanted to take a look at this girl?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Yeah, and her blind dog. - Be nice, babe.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26But he's always making a show of us. Remember the last time?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah but you don't exactly help, do you?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- You always know exactly what buttons to press. - Oh, so it's my fault?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33No, I'm saying you enjoy winding him up.
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- Sometimes it's the only way to get through the night. I don't mean it. - He reckons you enjoy it.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Well, I don't. But I'm not going to sit there and take it, am I?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You should be sticking up for me more. If you loved me...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Look, let's just try and have a nice evening.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48We don't want this Ruth girl thinking she's walked into the Addams family.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Well then promise you'll keep him in line.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- And when he starts...- He'll be fine.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Steven!- OK, OK, I promise.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29I could get used to this.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Don't get used to it.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46So you been here before, Ruth?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I'm always working,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50don't really get out much.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Shouldn't you be on lemonade or something?- One won't harm him.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- He knows when to stop. - Game's not for five days, kid.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00And besides, it's the final!
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Deserves one drink at least! - I'm dead proud of you, baby.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You know what? Took us so long, I thought it'd never happen.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- You're going to come, aren't you? - She can't make it.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14I don't really know anything about football, sorry.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You don't have to. But it'll be a great night.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Think of all the free champagne.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21That works for Dave.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Yeah, I might.- I thought you said you didn't like football?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Lady's prerogative to change her mind, mate, innit?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Cheers.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- You eating that, or playing a tune on it?- It tastes funny.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49It's just a bunch of leaves.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51You've hardly touched it.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54You're such a fussy eater.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55I'm not!
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Always counting the calories.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- I eat.- So do I. Like a horse.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Nothing wrong with a healthy appetite!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06And you look great on it.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Mine's all right, too. Thanks for asking.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28So the man says,
0:28:28 > 0:28:32"But when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
0:28:32 > 0:28:35SHE LAUGHS
0:28:35 > 0:28:37You must have heard that one.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I could tell you worse.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Yeah?- Mmm-hmm.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44You want to watch this one, kid.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- You know what they say about nurses...- No, what do they say?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49- Relax, Dave, he's joking. - I'm perfectly relaxed.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Will be in a minute. - What's up, Kaycee? Not centre of attention for once?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Hey!- That's your problem, isn't it?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- They love each other really. - Pass the vinegar.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- Get it yourself.- Best mates.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16To Dave, for finding someone daft enough to go out with him.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17Thanks!
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Look after her, mate, before she realises what a big mistake she's made.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I intend to.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Where did you two meet? Police cell?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Kebab shop?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33At work, actually,
0:29:33 > 0:29:36- in casualty.- Figures.- What?
0:29:36 > 0:29:39I said it figures!
0:29:39 > 0:29:40Kaycee!
0:29:40 > 0:29:44And remind us, what first attracted you to the millionaire Steven Farrow?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- Bro!- I didn't even know who he was, actually.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- Oh, you are joking!- Dave!
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Remember what we said?
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Just wind your gob in, kid, yeah?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58I'm sorry about this, they're being like kids.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Makes a nice change to have another adult to talk to.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08- So go on then, how many? - I don't know!
0:30:08 > 0:30:12- See that, Kaycee?- You're a nurse! - Just because I'm a nurse doesn't mean I'd know.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Who's more likely to know than a nurse?- An osteopath?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- Chiropractor?- Here we go.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- I've never needed to know how many bones there are in the body. - They're drawn to each other.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Seriously? That's a disgrace. I'm never coming to your hospital.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28- I hope you don't have to.- You and me, Kaycee. We've got to work harder.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32- Somebody help me.- What time is it? I'm not used to being out this late.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Virtue has its own reward. - You all right, kid?
0:30:34 > 0:30:39Garcon! Mooro vino, muchos gracias.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- The night is young, David(!)- Sitting next to you, love, it's never-ending.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46- I don't think we need another bottle.- Shall we just get some coffees?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Only if it's Irish.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52- Actually, I'm quite tired... - Yo! I said over here, mate!
0:30:52 > 0:30:55- Stop shouting! - For God's sake!- Quiet!
0:30:55 > 0:31:00Mr Farrow, please, I must ask you to keep the noise down. The other diners...
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- You're being quite aggressive. - Yeah, we're sorry.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05- Don't apologise for me!- Dave!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08You want to know why it's aggressive? Because the service is crap!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10- You deaf or what? - You have had enough!
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- Oh, you talking to me now, are you? - I think we should go.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17- I think you've got quite a catch there, Ruth.- Kaycee!
0:31:17 > 0:31:18Remember our promise?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22I'm sorry, sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- I know, mate, we're done.- I'm not! - Just put everything on my tab, yeah?
0:31:26 > 0:31:27I'm paying for this.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31- Come on!- I said I'm paying! - It's sorted, all right?- What with?
0:31:31 > 0:31:35What the hell do you think you're playing at!? Get outside!
0:31:49 > 0:31:50What is your problem?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57What is wrong with you two! For God's sake!
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Us two? You mean you two!
0:32:01 > 0:32:02Last chance.
0:32:02 > 0:32:03All right then! You!
0:32:03 > 0:32:07YOU'RE the problem! Remembering which girl you're with.
0:32:08 > 0:32:13- What are you on?- Oh, come off it, you couldn't keep your hands off her.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15What am I? A piece of meat?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- Are you joking?- Taxi!
0:32:18 > 0:32:23And you? You must have seen me coming. You planned this all along, haven't you?
0:32:23 > 0:32:25- Just leave her alone, Dave. - Leave them both alone, babe.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30Weren't interested at first, were you? An idiot to sew up and ship off. You said so yourself!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32And that's where I should have left it!
0:32:32 > 0:32:34So why stick around, eh? As if I didn't know.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Step forward, Golden Boy!
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Because I actually thought we could have had something.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Oh, I know what you thought you could have had!
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- Let her go!- Get your hands off me! - Another one bites the dust.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- Oh, you really want it, don't you? - Don't even think about it!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Look, just make sure she gets home all right, babe.
0:32:57 > 0:32:58I'm not a babysitter, Steven.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Just do it, Kace! I'm not in the mood!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02There's a good little girl.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07So this is how it's going to be, is it?
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Forever.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12When it comes down to it...
0:33:13 > 0:33:15..you will always pick him.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24- You happy now?- Get lost, will you?
0:33:24 > 0:33:27I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what this is about.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31What was it, eh? Couldn't bear the fact that someone liked me more than you?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34This isn't about Ruth. You've been like this for years.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Oh, cos you know what it's like to be me, don't you?- I'm bored of you.
0:33:37 > 0:33:42We all are. You're not a kid any more. we can't keep tiptoeing around you like some five-year-old.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44What would you know? You're never there!
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Too busy swanning about with your famous mates to care about anything else!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50You know nothing!
0:33:50 > 0:33:52I know enough.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54I lost him too.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57You think this is about Dad?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00You're not the only one who misses him. Every day...
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Get the violin!
0:34:02 > 0:34:04That's why you drink, isn't it? Less painful.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- Oh, you really are clueless. - Just look in the mirror, Dave!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09You can't go on like this!
0:34:09 > 0:34:14You think because you can kick a ball about and you've got a bit of wedge that you're better than me?
0:34:14 > 0:34:15Well, you're nowhere close!
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Just get over yourself!
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Dishing orders out like the big "I am". You're not the boss of me!
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Someone needs to be, cos you're doing a rubbish job on your own.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- If my dad could see you now... - Don't you dare!
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- He'd be ashamed.- I'm warning you! - He'd be turning in his grave!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32CRACK
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Steve?
0:34:46 > 0:34:47Bro?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51PHONE RINGS
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Hello?
0:35:01 > 0:35:04I'm not being a messenger. You talk to him.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Please, for me.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18'I'm only speaking to you cos Mam asked me to.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20'It's the last time I'm ever going to do it.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24'Impacted double fracture.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27'Eight weeks plaster, three months out.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29'No final for me...mate.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33'You made sure of that.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34'Don't ever speak to me again.'
0:35:34 > 0:35:36I'm...
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Ruth! I know! I know!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Wait, listen! Please!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52You heard what I did to our Steven?
0:35:52 > 0:35:54I broke his arm! Me! I did that!
0:35:54 > 0:35:56I don't know how it happened.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59OK, yeah, I do know how it happened, I know exactly how it happened.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01You were right about everything.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05I've been stupid, I know that. I didn't want to lose you, Ruth.
0:36:05 > 0:36:10I want to tell you something. It's important. I've not had a drink since that night, not one.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13If I can get through that, I can get through anything, Ruth.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Ruth?- Get your hands off me!
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Take one.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Yeah, um, Steven's fully fit again now,
0:36:31 > 0:36:37and we're all really thrilled that he's been made the new captain of England.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41I can't remember it being any other way, really. He's always been a bit of a star.
0:36:41 > 0:36:45I remember at school, all the teachers would say,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48"well, if you're half as good as your Steven, you'll do OK."
0:36:48 > 0:36:52But it wasn't about being good, it was about not being Steven.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00It got to the point where I didn't really care how I did at anything.
0:37:04 > 0:37:10I know they didn't mean it, but I never felt like I was David Farrow.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14I didn't know who that person was.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17I was Steven Farrow's brother.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20That was my identity.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22SFB.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25I should have had them initials sewn in my shirt.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30With the girls, as well.
0:37:30 > 0:37:35They'd ask me my name and I'd tell them, and just like the teachers they'd say "Steven's brother?"
0:37:35 > 0:37:39And if I said "yeah", their faces would light up, already plotting.
0:37:39 > 0:37:40But if I said "no",
0:37:40 > 0:37:43they'd look straight past me,
0:37:43 > 0:37:45like I was nothing, not even worth a smile.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50I was cleverer than our Ste,
0:37:50 > 0:37:53but clever isn't sexy, is it?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59'It was something that was mine,
0:37:59 > 0:38:04'something Steven had nothing to do with, something I was better at than him.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07'Drinking made me forget who I was.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10'That's what it does. There's nothing profound about it.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13'It's very, very simple.
0:38:15 > 0:38:21'When I drank, I wasn't afraid any more, and I'd spent my whole life being afraid.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25'Afraid of failure, afraid of letting people down...
0:38:28 > 0:38:30'..afraid of the whole journey.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34'I felt angry.'
0:38:34 > 0:38:36I'm sorry about last night.
0:38:36 > 0:38:37'I don't know what at...'
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Please talk to me.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42'but it was better than not feeling anything at all.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43'So I embraced it,
0:38:43 > 0:38:46'made friends with it.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48'Some friend.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53'Drink makes you selfish, cruel...
0:38:54 > 0:38:58'and I just couldn't see that the only things I really needed were right in front of me.'
0:39:06 > 0:39:08You must be very proud of Steven.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Oh, yes, I am.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15But I'll tell you something, I'm even more proud of you.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19Come on, son.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28'I said I was clever...
0:39:30 > 0:39:32'..but not clever enough to work that one out.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39'I've broken a lot of things, and some of them will take longer to mend than others.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43'Some may never be fixed at all.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51'But I'll never stop trying.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57'That's a promise.'
0:39:59 > 0:40:02# And I've been there before
0:40:02 > 0:40:05# But that life's a bore
0:40:05 > 0:40:10# So full of the superficial
0:40:10 > 0:40:13# Some people want it all
0:40:13 > 0:40:16# But I don't want nothing at all
0:40:16 > 0:40:19# If it ain't you, baby
0:40:19 > 0:40:22# If I ain't got you, baby
0:40:22 > 0:40:25# Some people want diamond rings
0:40:25 > 0:40:28# Some just want everything
0:40:28 > 0:40:31# But everything means nothing
0:40:31 > 0:40:34# If I ain't got you
0:40:34 > 0:40:36# Yeah
0:40:36 > 0:40:40# Some people search for fountains... #
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