0:00:11 > 0:00:13INDISTINCT COMMENTARY
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Um... £15 for new taps,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51£25 to fit them. How's that grab you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I priced those taps yesterday. £12.99.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56OK, £13.00 for the taps.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Sounds better. When? - Er, this afternoon.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Um, well, I'll need cash for the taps upfront.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- I'll pay you for the lot when you've finished the job.- I'm skint, mate.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10A skint plumber. That'll be the day(!)
0:01:10 > 0:01:14I'll just catch the plumbing merchants before lunch.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I've got no change.- I'll give you the change when I get back.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Which one's the tip? I've lost it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Number four. He's coming through now.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44You've not done it!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I didn't fancy it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You said it was a cert! - I don't do tips.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Here you are, there's mine now. Come on, lad! Go on!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Just push it a bit more! - Go on!- Don't count your chickens.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Go on, lad! Push it just a little bit more!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Go on, push it, push it! Yes!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Get in! Happy days!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Thanks a lot, mate(!) - You didn't have to do it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13How much?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Ta, love. £60.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Any chance?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19I've been losing all day!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I'm desperate, mate. I need to get a pair of taps.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Billy, I'm not being funny,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28but YOU are a bad risk with cash.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Cheers(!)
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Did you get the job?- Labour. £25.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Is that all? - It's only a pair of taps.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Where's my basin wrench? - Maybe you flogged it for a bet.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09We need leccy. We're on our last now.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Again? Are we supplying next door?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Get £20 worth.- That'll only leave me a fiver.- Me?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- It's Wednesday.- Leave the lottos, love. You never win.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- What about the tin?- What tin? - The rainy-day tin.- There isn't one.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I'll just get £10 of leccy. - Don't you dare!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Lindsay's bringing her new boyfriend down on Friday.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- So?- So, I'll be cooking. - Well, can't we go to hers?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37£20!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- KNOCK AT DOOR - Er, give us a minute, mate.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Solid, them. They'll last for years.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Are you sure they're new?- Of course.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Have you got the receipt? - Receipt?- For the insurance.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's a pair of knackered taps.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Er, you owe me £2.00.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I had to get a bus back, didn't I?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18(Cowboys, all of you.)
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Get in there!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Look, it's like Niagara Falls in here!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Two hours?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- You're a plumber, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Shove your two hours! Right, plumber. Come on, in here.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- It's a leak.- Go away(!)
0:04:52 > 0:04:56OK, OK. Look, fix it and I'll give you £40 cash.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00£50 on the fruit machine.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Just get it done, otherwise, I've got to close the shop. Yeah?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Cowboys, eh? Huh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Argh! Come on, come on, come on!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Argh!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Argh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Argh!- Oi, Billy!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39He needs help, that guy.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, thanks, love.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53What's on the telly?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Oh! I've missed Deal Or No Deal.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- You did put the leccy in? Billy? - I never had enough cash.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- You had £25.00!- It was an old fella.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I didn't the heart to charge him full whack.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- I bet HIS lights are on! - I only got a tenner.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I tried to make it back up in the bookies. Michelle, I did try!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- PHONE RINGS - Ow!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Hello?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah, no probs.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Number nine Ebony Road. Yeah, I'll be round first thing. Thanks.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Sorry.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm a walking catastrophe, me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57You off to work?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I'm pricing up a job in half an hour.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I could try and get some cash upfront for the leccy.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- I'll borrow it off me mum. - We could have a chippy tea.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'd better have me tea with her.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18In case you stop at the bookies before the chippy.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I'll see you later, then.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Well, that went rather well(!)
0:07:29 > 0:07:31DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh. Hello.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Plumber. Billy.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ah... Right on time.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- I keep hearing this banging noise. - Have you got a pair of steps?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59No. Haven't you got any in your van?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No van, love. Recession.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, tell me about it!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06We could try this. It's fairly sturdy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Sounds good. Oh, I'll get that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Ooh! Sorry. There we go. - SHE GIGGLES
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- You OK?- No problem. - Shall I put the kettle on?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Ooh! Sounds good. Milk, three sugars.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21On its way.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Billy?- Er, hang on a sec, June.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Your tea's here.- What?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Are you a chocolate man?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- What?- Chocolate biscuits.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Er, yeah, yeah, fine. Whatever.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Will you be long up there? - Yeah. There's pipes everywhere.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'll leave you to it, then.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48You do that.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01PHONE RINGS
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Now then, Billy? - Dave, I'm in a loft.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I think I've found a bag of diamonds.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10What are you talking about?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14They're in a gym bag. I think they're real.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- They'll probably be paste.- Paste?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Yeah. Kids play with them, women wear them, pretend they're real.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22They look good, though.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Why don't you grab one? I'll have a look later.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- The woman's in the house. - Well, did she let you up there?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I'm pricing a job, I'm not rooting around.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- How many's in the bag? - About a dozen.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Go on, chance it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- I don't know, mate. - Grow a spine, will you, Billy?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Billy, your tea's going cold! - Yeah, OK. (I've got to go.)
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Er, one minute, June.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Nearly finished.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I've poured a fresh one.- Oh, ta.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Well, sit down.- I'm a bit dirty.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04That's how I like me men.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Don't be letting your fella hear that.- What fella?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Well, that's not your gym bag in the loft, is it?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh! Is that still up there?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17No. My ex's.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Right.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh, don't worry. I haven't set eyes on him for nearly three years.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'm glad to be rid.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31So...how much?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Labour and materials, you're looking at...£200.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37When can you start?
0:11:37 > 0:11:398:30 in t'morning.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42OK. But make it 9:00.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45I like me beauty sleep.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What d'you reckon?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I know someone who can check it. - What if it is real?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Have you any idea whose it is?
0:11:57 > 0:12:02It's the woman's ex, I reckon. He's not been seen in three years.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- That's what makes me think it's fake.- Yeah. You're probably right.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Mind you, you could be sitting on a gold mine.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Right, I'll call you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Billy? We need money.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'm starting a job in the morning.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36How much? Tell me £700, I'll be happy.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- £180.- You mean £200.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But you're keeping £20 for a bet.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48I'm going to bed for a bit.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I love you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05Why do you think I put up with this? Eh?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Your excuses.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Your lies.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Lost wallets.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14The race for the post every morning so you can't hide those red bills.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Billy, going to parties on my own because you want to play cards.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Or not going to parties because I can't afford it.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Living off me nerves. You know?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I love you, Billy.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Why do you think I'm still here?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48PHONE RINGS
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Dave. What's happening? - That diamond is real.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's worth about a grand.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Grab the rest and I'll meet you in the bookies.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I can't take them all, Dave.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03You're skint, aren't you?
0:14:03 > 0:14:09- I don't want to get in too deep. - Yeah, well, think again.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14DOORBELL RINGS
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Your friendly plumber.- Oh. Um...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I'm sorry. I've had second thoughts. - What do you mean?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26It's a bit expensive. I might get another quote.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- £80.- What?- I'll, I'll do it for £80.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34£60. You won't get better than that.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Please. I'm brassic.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Well... OK, if you're happy with that.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh, I am. I am.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48I'll put the kettle on.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00So, how many?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- I've got four.- Only four?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's five grand between us.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07All right, then, three for you and two for me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Sounds good.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Don't be telling anyone else about this.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13When shall I ring you?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'll be in touch.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'm done, June.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Oh, OK, Billy, love. £60, wasn't it? - Yes, thanks.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- There you go.- Cheers.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Oh, could you sign a card for me for the insurance?
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Yeah, sure. Have you got a pen? - Um... Oh, here we are.- Thanks.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Oh, that's smashing. - There you go.- Thanks.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- And, eh, that's a drink for you. - No! No, no.- Come on, I insist.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You're skint, and you've been really good to me.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- With tea and coffee and that. - I'm very grateful.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Well, thank you. - Now, I was making a cup of tea,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- or do you fancy a glass of wine? - Er, OK.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It's OK. I won't have me wicked way with you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27INCOMING TEXT MESSAGE
0:17:32 > 0:17:35It's the wife, June. I'd better get off.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- Oh. OK, Billy, love. Well... - Thanks. Bye.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Go on!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Go on, you beauty! Go on!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Go on, lad!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Go on! Just, just a little bit more! Go ahead!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Go on! Go on!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Go on, just push it just a little bit! Go on! Go on!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58I've got £50 on number six.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Come on! Yes!- Did you get it? - Yes! Go on! Yes!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Get in!- Any cash?!- 16/1.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41DOOR CLOSES
0:19:10 > 0:19:12What is it, love?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I've never been so embarrassed in me life.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I felt like one of them asylum seekers.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20What?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I was stood there, checking the bill.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30£10 I had, right? And I worked it out. £9.88. I was sure.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Got it wrong, didn't I? Made a complete fool of myself.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42There was these two kids sniggering, and this...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45old fella shouting about me holding up the queue.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I was 32 pence short.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Honestly, Billy, I could've cried.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- It's not that bad.- Yes, it is!
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- I had to give something back. - Back?- Oh!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Peas.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03A tin of peas.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Well, I'm never going back in that place again.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Yes, you are.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15You can go in tomorrow and show them you've got plenty of money.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Are you thick?- No.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20HE CHUCKLES
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Here you are.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27I got paid off.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Ebony Street, then a £10 double.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Go on. Five tonne.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Enough to get us straight.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- For how long? - That'll do us for now.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Till you start losing again?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Can't I ever make you happy?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Stop gambling, love! - But we've won!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01I hate it when you lose money, but I hate it even more when you win!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- What?- The gambling just goes on and on, love!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Until everything that you win, you lose again!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16All right.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'll pay the bills.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Otherwise, that's just going to go back in the bookies' pocket, isn't it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Don't be worrying.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26We'll be OK now.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- There you go.- Cheers, mate.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Take it easy, lad. You've been laying it on a bit thick.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I've got it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Don't attract attention to yourself.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I'm a plumber. I'm expected to be loaded.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32INDISTINCT COMMENTARY
0:23:48 > 0:23:51DOOR SLAMS SHUT Billy?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Billy?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Those are the ones I couldn't pay.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Hello.- Hi, June. Check-up.- What?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Conscientious. Came to check there's been no problems with the job.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- A check-up?- Yep.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35But it's been fine. No problems.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- I'd feel better if I could just give it a once-over.- Oh.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Well, you'd better come in, then. - Nice one.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Come through to the living room.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- First time I've heard it called a check-up.- Is it?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Does the wife know you're here?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Is that what you say to all your lady customers?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Only the gorgeous ones, eh?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Flatterer!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Ssh!- What?- Tapping.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Tapping?- Up there. From your loft.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Well, I can't hear anything. - You've not got plumber's ears.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Get away with you!- Honest. I can hear a drip from 100 metres.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- You're imagining it. - There it goes again.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29You've got a leak in your loft. It's a good job I'm here, eh?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Don't want your ceiling caving in.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42What's happening, Billy?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Er, you've got a faulty ball cock, love.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- It's on its last legs. - That's all I need!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52I'll get off now and get you a new one. Free of charge.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh! Thanks!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08So, what's up?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I've got another four.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Oh, have you now? Good lad.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- How come?- I'm brassic, mate.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Already? - Well, bills and all that, you know?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Yeah. So, how many's left?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Three.- For a rainy day?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Any chance of £50?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Cheers.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Billy!- Sorry, love.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57So, what have you done?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59I just wanted you to know I love you.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Doesn't make those bills go away, does it?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07The thought's nice. Thanks.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I'm going to see the debt advisor tomorrow, if you want to come?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Smaller cut.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40What?
0:27:40 > 0:27:47- Two for you, one and a half for me. OK?- It's got to be.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- That's the way the cookie crumbles. - Is your contact having us off?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Do you want to ask him?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Let's just go with the flow, eh? We're quids in here.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Do you fancy anything in this one?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Thanks, love.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Cheers.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Argh!
0:28:22 > 0:28:25There you go. Thank you, darling.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Thank you. Cheers.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Go on, son!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Yes! Yes! Go on!
0:28:38 > 0:28:40All of it on there.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46DOORBELL RINGS
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- June.- Yeah? - Sorry about the other day.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- Did you get your ball cock? - No, no. I got sidetracked.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- You turned me down, Billy. - I had things on me mind.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Yeah? Well, we've all got problems. - Oh, give us a chance, June...
0:29:12 > 0:29:16Dave? Um, card school. At ours tomorrow night.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Get the lads round. 8:00pm.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I've invited the lads round tonight.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37- Thanks for telling me now(!) - We've not been together for a while.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Just a little game of cards. Sorry, love.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I just remembered.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Why don't you go round to your mum's for a couple of hours?
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- Are you trying to get rid of me?- No.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- OK. 11:00, Billy. No later. - Yeah, yeah. See you later.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43- Up to you, Curley. - Hang on. Give us a chance!
0:30:45 > 0:30:4650 pence.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Go ahead, I'm in.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54Fiver.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58- That's a bit steep.- A fiver.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02- I thought the limit was a pound. - I just upped it.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03Oh, I'm out.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- You all jacking?- Go on. Five.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- This was supposed to be a friendly game.- Stop whining.- It's not right.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18- How many?- One. - Two for me, Monkey, lad.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25And one for the dealer.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Ten.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30- Come on, Billy.- Leave him.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31Look, we're mates.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33The bet's ten quid.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40I'll, er, I'll raise you ten.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42I'm out.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Lend us £20.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Not right, Bill. - You trying to shaft us, Billy?
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- Any objection?- No, no.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- I don't like this.- Get off, then. - I think I will.- Wait, will you?
0:31:58 > 0:32:01- What's all this about, Bill? - It's called cards.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Not the way we play.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06£20.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- £20.- You're not seeing me?- Nope.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- Another £20.- No.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19- Go on, you'll get it back! - It's up to you, mate.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27What you got?
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Two pair.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Yes! Gotcha! Ha!
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Of kings. THEY LAUGH
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- You said two pair. - It was my little joke.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41- THEY LAUGH - Funny, aren't you?
0:32:41 > 0:32:44So funny(!)
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Funny, funny, funny!
0:32:46 > 0:32:48HE HAMMERS ON DOOR
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Listen, June, I know I treated you like dirt.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00I just want to make it up to you. Please!
0:33:00 > 0:33:04- I can't, Billy. - I'm sorry, June. I'm sorry, love.
0:33:04 > 0:33:05Billy!
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Billy!
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Billy, what are you doing? Oh!
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Billy, please come down!
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Please, Billy! Listen to me! Will you please come down?
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Billy? Billy, there's nothing up there!
0:33:27 > 0:33:28They've gone!
0:34:03 > 0:34:05When did you find out?
0:34:05 > 0:34:08I've known all along.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13And you let me take them?
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- We had to.- We?
0:34:18 > 0:34:23Me and me niece. Corrine, from the bookies.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26Corrine?
0:34:28 > 0:34:29I don't understand.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33My ex, Cormack,
0:34:33 > 0:34:36just got out of prison, and he's on his way here.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40They're HIS diamonds.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44So I'm giving you a warning.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Go.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Get away from here.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51I'm sorry it had to be you, Billy, but...
0:34:51 > 0:34:56I'm in too deep, and it had to be someone. There's no going back.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00I'm not being funny, but YOU are a bad risk with cash.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Cheers(!)
0:35:04 > 0:35:07We needed someone who was desperate.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11A hopeless loser who'd gamble the shirt off his back.
0:35:12 > 0:35:17We had to make sure we could get them in the loft for a day or two
0:35:17 > 0:35:20to make sure they came across the diamonds.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Right. Plumber, come on, in here.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Number nine Ebony Road? I'll be round first thing.
0:35:26 > 0:35:32- Plumber.- Our Corrine thought you'd be desperate enough to walk right into it.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37I don't get it.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42There were more than 12 diamonds, Billy.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44A lot more.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47But we've taken the rest.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52We left you just enough to hook you in.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56I thought you would take them all in one go and, er...
0:35:56 > 0:35:59when you didn't, me heart went out to you.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05I had to make sure you were seen splashing your cash around.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11I saw how desperate you were when you lowered your price to £60.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23I just have to give Cormack your card,
0:36:23 > 0:36:25and, um...
0:36:25 > 0:36:27he'll think you've had the lot.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- He'll kill me. - Not if he can't find you.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Dave? We're sunk.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58We're dead.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02Them diamonds we took, some fella called Cormack.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05He's just got out of prison, and he's on his way here.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Dave! Dave!
0:37:15 > 0:37:18That loft, number nine Ebony Road?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21You know whose it was?! Crazy Cormack. He's off his head!
0:37:21 > 0:37:25- What are we going to do?!- What do you mean - we? You stole them.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28- You sold them! - I was only doing a service.- Dave!
0:37:30 > 0:37:34I'm off on holiday. Sorry, mate.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44Billy?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54What's wrong with you?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58BANGING AT DOOR
0:38:02 > 0:38:04There's three men...
0:38:04 > 0:38:06BANGING AT DOOR
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Billy? Who are they?!
0:38:15 > 0:38:17I've something to tell you.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23SCREAMING, THEN SHOUTING
0:38:52 > 0:38:55After all the second chances I've given you.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01You've sunk low before, but this is something else.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05You know, our Lindsay always said...
0:39:05 > 0:39:09She always said I was mad to put up with it.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14I asked myself, what would be the final straw? What would it take?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20What would it take for me to leave you?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Yeah, well, now I know.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27Michelle?
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Please.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56I was 17. Er...
0:39:56 > 0:39:59just started me apprenticeship in plumbing.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Who did they put me with? The biggest gambler in t'world.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Huh!
0:40:08 > 0:40:11He asked me to go halves with him on a bet. I did.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14We won £200 each.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17I was hooked.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Four weeks' wages in three minutes. I thought it was easy.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30And then you meet the girl of your dreams and you get married.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34And you start lying to her.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40That's when the heartache really starts.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47Trying to raise a family on what you've got left in your pocket.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52You beg, steal and borrow to make that bet.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55But then...
0:40:55 > 0:40:58you're not having the bet to come out a winner.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01You're just trying to make the cash back you've already lost, you know?
0:41:01 > 0:41:05And the more you lose, the more you have to gamble, you know?
0:41:07 > 0:41:11Then you start looking for other ways to feed your addiction.
0:41:11 > 0:41:12I, um...
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Well, I stole.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21Er...some diamonds, actually. Um...
0:41:21 > 0:41:24For a while, I felt like a king, you know?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27But this, this king turned out to be a court jester.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30A couple of people saw the born loser in me
0:41:30 > 0:41:31and I just walked straight into it.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38But all the diamonds in the world wouldn't be enough for a gambler.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Heroin, cocaine, booze,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44even a beat in your body can only take so much, but gambling...
0:41:45 > 0:41:48..it's limitless, you know? There's no cut-off point.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52And then, one day, you wake up...
0:41:53 > 0:41:57..and you realise what the biggest gamble you've ever taken is.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00It just hits you right in the stomach, you know?
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Just turns and knotting and twisting inside you.
0:42:07 > 0:42:08It's your home.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14It's your family, you know?
0:42:15 > 0:42:16It's your life.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21And the realisation that there's,
0:42:21 > 0:42:24there's no...bet on earth
0:42:24 > 0:42:27could ever compensate for the thought of losing what's...
0:42:27 > 0:42:30most precious to you.
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