0:00:02 > 0:00:04MUSIC INTRO: 9 To 5 by Dolly Parton
0:00:04 > 0:00:06# Tumble outta bed And a-stumble to the kitchen
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Pour myself a cup of ambition
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin'
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Workin' 9 to 5
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# What a way to make a livin'
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin'
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# They just use your mind
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# And they never give you credit
0:00:36 > 0:00:42# It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# 9 to 5 for service and devotion
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# You would think that I would deserve a fair promotion...
0:00:50 > 0:00:52HORN BEEPS # Want to move ahead... #
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Sick of you taxi drivers. Think you own flaming road!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm reporting you to council.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58All right, Linda!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hey, we got three numbers and the bonus ball up last night.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02186 quid!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Between 19 of us.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I'll buy a bottle of orange squash to celebrate(!)
0:01:06 > 0:01:08HORN BEEPS
0:01:08 > 0:01:09# On the boss man's ladder
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# But you got dreams he'll never take away
0:01:14 > 0:01:16# You're in the same boat with a lotta your friends
0:01:16 > 0:01:18# Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in
0:01:18 > 0:01:19# And the tide's gonna turn
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# And it's all gonna roll your way
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Workin' 9 to 5
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# What a way to make a livin'
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Barely gettin' by
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# It's all takin' and no givin'... #
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Anyone for Beresford, near the new Sainsbury's?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36'Sammy 9. Still outside 5 Rawcliffe.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38'Flippin' joke this, Frank!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40'Do your call-back again.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43'Sammy 9, you big dope - it's 5a!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46She said it's round the back.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's the red door next to the wheelie bins.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52'Are you messing! I'm not getting out the cab round here.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53'The rats have got rats!'
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Kwiker Kabs, the cabs that you can trust!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- KETTLE WHISTLES - Oh, what's the latest news?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Have you heard yet?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh, you'll make a lovely grandmother! Mmm, yeah.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07How many she having?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Eight!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13No, no, no, I'd love one, but, er, no, I'm allergic.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, me head swells up like the Elephant Man's. Mmm, yeah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21No, it doesn't hurt. Only when people can't tell the difference!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Er, yeah, he should be on his way to you now...
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, you're in luck, it's a blue Renault Espace,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30coming up your road right now.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Yeah, no problem. Yeah, ta-ra, love.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37'Kenny 1-8. I'll take Beresford.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Ah, nice one, Kenny boy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46TOGETHER: # Kenny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling... #
0:02:46 > 0:02:49'Give it a rest! You're not Kylie and Jason!'
0:02:55 > 0:02:56So?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59All right. All right, know-it-all.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- I said! What did I say!- Well...
0:03:01 > 0:03:02'Verno 1-4. You after me?'
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What have I been telling you for months?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Yeah, hello, Verno.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Er, just picked a passenger up from the retail park.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10She's left her shopping bag in the back.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- She's having a mild panic about a prawn ring.- Aren't we all?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17'Dozy mare. I said, "Check if you've got everything."
0:03:17 > 0:03:19'Yeah, I can see it under the passenger.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20'I'll swing it round there.'
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Ointment and two tablets for five days.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I should have been a flaming doctor, me.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- A consultant, more like, the amount of Holby that you watch.- Oh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36TOGETHER: You buy one, you get one free!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Kwiker Kabs, the cab firm you can trust.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Told you. Send a canary in.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Pray for the day we get our own ladies!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51This chair's killing me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55How many times?! One of them massage things from catalogue.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Shiatsu?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Bless you. Plug it in and hey presto!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Oh-h!- You'll be a new man.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Come here. Is it here? - Oh, yeah, yeah, there.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Two games and a bucket of ribs for a tenner at the bowling.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Yeah, Mike took her Saturday. Never shut up about it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Barbecue sauce to die for.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Why don't you two get up there? It finishes Friday.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Eh, what d'you reckon? I've nothing in for my tea.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Bowling? With your back! Anyway, I'm sorted for tonight.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Last night's spag bol. Always tastes better the day after, doesn't it?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Right, night, gang.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Eh, hang on, er... We've not sorted out tomorrow's dinner!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oh, yeah. Thursday. Pie day or pasty?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Pie, but I'm easy.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Let's go pasty. Live a bit!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Eh, I'll swing by that French bakery that you like.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You know, where the...where the bloke pretends to be French.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42There's always a queue out the door!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, anything for you, ma petite cherie!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Au revoir!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Take your time, Francis.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54THE APPRENTICE THEME PLAYS
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Eh, I'm telling you, he's going to fire the blonde one.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Are you kidding? She did all selling!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18No, that drip with the spiky hair.
0:05:18 > 0:05:24He were a right waste of space, thought he were Gordon Gekko.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Yes! Ha-ha!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27'I told you!'
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Oh, it's a fix!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Two-nil to me!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34All right, I'm going a bo-bo. I'm shattered.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35I'll see you in morning.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Yeah. I'll see you at the coal face.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- 'Night.'- Night, Frank.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oh, Lind...
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Lind...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Sorry about your wait, mate. Yeah, John will take you home.- Thank you.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03OK, Mr McCreedy, but he did say that he'd rang the bell three times.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Nothing in arrears...- Well, it's not our fault your batteries don't work.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11OK, OK, I'll send you another one... in about 10 minutes.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Moaning get from Oakmore. ALL:- Oh-h!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Hate that man. - You know what? He never tips.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20And now my glamorous assistant will reveal this week's lost property!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Ta-da! Excitement never stops round here, does it?
0:06:23 > 0:06:31- OK, so today we have...14 umbrellas...- Oooh!- Come on.- Oh, no.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34..a book on Tantric sex... THEY LAUGH
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Eh, let's have a look!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38My ex-wife was an expert at this.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, I'm sorry. Thought it said "turgid".
0:06:40 > 0:06:44See, he's wasted in here, is our Frank. Quality entertainment.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47You don't get that level of witty repartee at King of Kabs.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- Er, a man's scarf, 35% cashmere! ALL:- Oooh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Half a bottle of vodka, unopened, no frills, but we're not proud.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- MEN SHOUT - Eh, eh, eh, keep your hair on.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Christmas do.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03One of those low-fat grill thingies, brand new, still in the box.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Great, I've been after one of them for ages.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Get back to me 30 waist.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You don't need one of these, mate. What you need is a time machine.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- 19 Gladesville, off Station? - I've put two and a half stone on...
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- 10 minutes, love.- ..since I've been here!- Yeah, and you know why?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You're always in Jean's caff, what d'you expect?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- And we all know why, don't we? - ALL:- Whoo-oooh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Loves her hot buttered baps, don't you?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Eh, eh, mind your language, there's a lady present.- Where?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Hey, losers!- Cab's on its... MEN CHEER
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hey, the man with the tan!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30How you doing?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33All right, Bertie, Bertie, Bertie!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36David Dickinson rang. He wants his skin back.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hold me ribs, hold me ribs!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Well, well, well, Terence. A blast from the past.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- I heard you were at Lenny's Limo. - No, no, no, Frank.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I binned that a long time ago.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You know what it's like, snotty 16-year-olds throwing up on
0:07:48 > 0:07:51the back seat, doing moonies out of the window. No, got rid of that.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52So what you doing here, then?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55He's taking over my collar for three weeks while I'm in Los Cristianos.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Any seven-seaters fancy a run out to Manchester airport,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00nine o'clock tonight, pick up from Arrivals?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Just sussing my options, Frank.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Er, you're still looking for drivers, though, ain't you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yeah, always. I can sort you out. What you driving at the mo?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- A big pink limo!- Oh, very funny, big man. Nice to see you!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Er, well, I'm just sorting out a trade.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It'll all be sorted by the time Kenny gets back, you know.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17You have a look what's on the lot? 220 a week, all in.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'll have a butcher's, but, you know, can't promise you anything.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21OK, Eddie the Eagle. It's yours.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'll text you flight details.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26So...bounced back, have we, Boomerang Boy?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Hey, Hot Lips!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30TERRY CHUCKLES
0:08:30 > 0:08:32How you been?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Have you missed me?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, like I miss WeightWatchers(!)
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Nice to see you again, Frank. - Terence.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Er, how much, Frank?! You should be wearing a mask.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- It's only got 130,000 on the clock. - Frank, I want to lease a car,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- not something that's been to the moon and back!- Look,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- they're all good workhorses, these. - Yeah?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Listen, why don't you get yourself a pair of tights,
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- stick it over your nut and hold up a post office, eh?- Taxed, insured.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Fill 'em up and Bob's your auntie. - No, it's all right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10I'll go and speak to King of Kabs.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Look, you won't find cheaper than this!- Frank! See you later.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Give us a twirl, then.- Oh, come on. - Go on.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Look, I took the plunge, Saturday. You hate it, don't you?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Go on, be honest.- No, no, no, no.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's too young, ain't it?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's just a bit..."snug".
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh-h! I knew I should have gone for the XL.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Eh, Frank, you taking bookings...
0:09:42 > 0:09:46God, here we go. Go on, give it to me. I can take it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48..you know, for the Status Quo tribute act?!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50FRANK LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Call an ambulance, me sides are splitting.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55No, seriously, I like it. I like it. I really...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# La-la-la-like it, la-la... #
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, Frankie Rossi, come on!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03All right, Linda?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Frank, I'm sorry. I weren't laughing at you.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14It's just...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I mean, it's a really nice jacket.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yeah, suits you, Frank. Doesn't it, Chantelle?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah, not half.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Me dad's got one exactly the same and he's loads thinner than you.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27- Mum!- Come on.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40You know what lads are like - any excuse to take the mick.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Eh? Don't be daft.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I can't help it if I'm an international style icon,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- causing jealousy in certain circles. Cuppa?- Yeah.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51FRANK SIGHS
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Night, Derek.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- One bonus ball, but nothing with it. - Oh-h!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You have a flat tyre.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Already! I've only had it a fortnight!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Garage swore it had a new set of wheels!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You know, it was probably a slow puncture or a leaky wheel valve.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Can I just stop you there?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22You've started to talk in a foreign language.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Well, you've probably got a nail stuck in it.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Best get your bloke to take a look, I reckon.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Yeah, well, me and George Clooney, it's over,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30ever since he went and married
0:11:30 > 0:11:32that beautiful international high-flying lawyer.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, you fancy the Clooney, do you?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Jealous?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Er...what of that little runt?- Wow.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I'll make sure I've got my tape measure with me,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- next time I bump into him in KFC. - Well, I wouldn't bother, Linda, cos,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46you know, I saw him in Burger King recently - he was so small
0:11:46 > 0:11:48he couldn't look over the counter. The lady was going, "Next!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50"Who's next? I can't see anything, who's next?"
0:11:52 > 0:11:54So how much is this going to cost me?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Nah, put your money away. I'll take a look for you.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58You will?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Yeah, yeah, come on. You got a spare and a jack in the boot?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Come on! You do know what a jack is, don't you?
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Yeah, course I do.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's in there, right next to the body rolled up in the carpet.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You know, you're quite funny for a girl.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Here we go.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Chantelle!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Listen up, ladies, it's the job of the week.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And it's a business meeting, Friday, Plymouth, 4am,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31it's a round trip, same day.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35I've quoted £600. Grand draw in 20 minutes,
0:12:35 > 0:12:37in the hat unless you let me know otherwise.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Base to Sammy 9. Are you there, Sammy?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- 'All right, Linda. What's up?' - Your youngest just called office.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48He's forgotten to take his footy boots into school.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Can you drop them off? He's got a match later.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53'They're at his mother's. Told him yesterday to bring them over.'
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Honestly, you and your ex. I'm going to write out a class timetable
0:12:58 > 0:13:00so everyone knows what they're supposed to be doing
0:13:00 > 0:13:02instead of all this to-ing and fro-ing.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03They treat you like a taxi driver!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Did you see what I did there?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- You're wasted in here.- I know.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09'Why doesn't she ask her new bloke, see if he'll do it?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11'Does everything else, according to her!'
0:13:11 > 0:13:13LINDA CLEARS HER THROAT
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Good morning, Kwiker Kabs, the cabs you can trust.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17No, thanks.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Oh, flaming Oakmore!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah, all right, love, it'll be about 10 minutes
0:13:22 > 0:13:23but can you keep your ears open,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I can't keep sending two drivers all the time.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27So, is that a no, then?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Oh, I'm just... don't feel hungry today.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Mr Sunshine from Oakmore anyone?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32What?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I've never eaten a whole one.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I don't think I can manage it on my own.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Test yourself. You never know what you can achieve if you don't try.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43CAR DOOR SHUTS
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Eh, you know that DVD you watched last night?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Is, er... I never found out what happened in the end.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- It sounded really good. - Back in a sec.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Any chance I could...borrow it?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You had a four-inch nail in the tread.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You've had it washed and everything.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Yeah, full valet, put some smellies in there, the works, you know.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Nice motor you've got there, Linda. - So what do I owe you?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Sunday.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Eh?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Well, that...that's my night off.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25What about it?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Well, you're going to take me for drinks, aren't you,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30as a way of saying thanks?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And if you're really lucky,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I might let you buy me a bag of chips on the way home.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38On one condition.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Oh, aye. What's that?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44That you keep your hands to yourself,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46cos I ain't that kind of girl.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Sammy 9. Sammy 9? Your ex called again.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Yeah, your middle one, he's left his packed lunch behind
0:15:04 > 0:15:06and you're late with the child support.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Sammy 9?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11His missus is a right one.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14She's turning this place into a Jeremy Kyle on wheels.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Frank?- Yeah?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Can I ask you something? I need a really honest answer.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Is it about that egg custard?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27No, it's about office romances.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Go on.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I think...Terry Linton just asked me on a date!
0:15:52 > 0:15:5525 Micawber Close - she's been waiting 15 minutes already.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Someone must be around there?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Should have said. I could have fixed it for you.- Hmm?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Fixing a tyre, it's a five-minute job.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh. He just offered.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Come on, you lot, she's a regular.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09She's going to be late for her shift.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11And how much did that cost?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14You should have gone to Sullivan's.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Go there in future, they look after loads of the lads 'ere.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Frank, it were a flat tyre, not the end of the world.
0:16:19 > 0:16:25Micawber Close, she's a lovely girl...lap dancer.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26'Jimmy 11 - I'll take her.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29'Derek 2-2 - I'm only round the corner.'
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Jimmy, it's yours. Sorry, Derek, first come, first serve.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Hang on, what lap-dancing clubs are open
0:16:36 > 0:16:37at half past one in the afternoon?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41None. She's a cleaning lady. Does all offices in town.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43COMPUTER BEEPS
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Listen up, ladies, traffic alert.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Lights out, New Heys Drive junction meets Waterside,
0:16:50 > 0:16:52just in time for rush hour.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57New Heys Drive - isn't that nice Greek restaurant up there?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Do you think it'll be lively on a Sunday night?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Sunday? Who goes out on a Sunday?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And our official Driver of the Week...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06TOGETHER: Driver of the Week!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09..is Billy 1-7 who helped to deliver a six-pound, four-ounce baby
0:17:09 > 0:17:11on his back seat and got himself on the front page
0:17:11 > 0:17:13of the Chesterfield Shopper! Well done, Billy!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I'm taking Terry out for a bite.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I told you this morning, didn't I?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21What? He's making you take him out for fixing a flat tyre?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Well, he's not "making" me.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35THEY LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- Oh, thank you very much. - Thanks.- Mmm.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44So much for Sunday being the new Friday, eh?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46So come on, then, tell me what's changed at Kwiker Kabs
0:17:46 > 0:17:48since I've been away?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Oh, loads of stuff, yeah. Gents had a lick of paint.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53We bought a new welcome mat.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55We toyed with clubbing together for a juicer,
0:17:55 > 0:17:57but it caused a lot of bad feeling.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00So have you never fancied a change of scenery?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Nah. Where else would I go?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Have a laugh with lads, money's not bad. Cheers.- Yeah, cheers.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13So go on, tell me... is there a Mr Linda?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18There was. Five fantastic years
0:18:18 > 0:18:20squashed into 15 years of marriage!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Got a lad, 22 now,
0:18:23 > 0:18:27training to be a quantity surveyor in Bishop Stortford.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Stuffed vine leaves.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Never that sure about them, are you?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33So what's the deal with you and Rigsby?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Who?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Frank. You know, you two never... - HE WHISTLES
0:18:37 > 0:18:42Me and Frank? No! No, no nothing like that. We're just good mates.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Oh, it's just I had you two down as a right Richard and Judy, you know.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, yeah, yeah, we get on dead well.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51But no, no, no, it's never been anything like that, no.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53It's all right. I'm just finding out the lay of the land, that's all.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Do you want to dip in me taramasalata?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05No, thanks. Trying to give it up.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10THE APPRENTICE THEME PLAYS
0:19:37 > 0:19:41'Come on, lads, don't go shy on me. Anyone for Smithfield...'
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Sorry, I'm always forgetting to turn that off.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46You must get fed up, listening to us lot blathering on all day.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Well, normally it's quite entertaining,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50obviously not your bit, but...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Quite the silver-tongued fox, aren't you?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Well, so they tell me.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Right, well, um, night, then.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Night, then.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Hold on, where d'you think you're going?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10KETTLE WHISTLES
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Ground Control to all cabs.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23There's some dodgy tenners doing the rounds, so watch out, ladies.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Morning.- Hiya.- Nice weekend?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Oh, well, you know, I mowed the lawn.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33I went to IKEA and, er, lost the will to live. You?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Oh, shattered.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Out Friday, out Saturday
0:20:37 > 0:20:40and then Sunday lunch at that new tapas place.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Good morning, Kwiker Kabs, the cabs you can trust.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Yeah, yeah, just let me check, love, 14 Delamere...
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Jimmy 1-1, you on your way to Delamere Crescent?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Er, he's at the lights at Crawford Road.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Driver's at Crawford, love, be about two minutes, red Ford Mondeo.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Sorry for the wait.- So you went out with the girls, then?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Er, no, no, Terry took me out.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06So, er, this a thing, you and him?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Well, you know, the boys were just wondering,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11you know, they love a bit of gossip.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, I don't know. You'll have to ask Terry.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15When do you officially become official?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18'Verno 1-4. Heard there's dodgy tenners doing the rounds too.'
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Yeah, roger that.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Well, I just wondered, you know, you've been...
0:21:23 > 0:21:27what, out six times in two weeks, you know, that's official, isn't it?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Have we? Who's counting?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Just wondering if I should be buying a hat.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Come on, Frank, get some chips, eh?
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Ah, no.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I said, "Sunshine, it's £28.50," and he said, "Call the police." I said,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20"You can call an ambulance unless you get your wallet out, mate."
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I hope you're not using threatening behaviour with the passengers.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- It's all they understand around here, Frank.- I hate runners.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27I had one last week.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Chased him right along the canal. - Keeps you fit.- Look, I'm serious.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32You can't be threatening our customers.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33The Licensing will be all over us.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I'm not running a charity, all right?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36What are we supposed to do?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39It's all right for you sitting in here, Frank.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Your wages are guaranteed.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Yeah.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46That's settle, all paid up. Linda, lost property, please.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Oh! Oh, nowt exotic. Nine brollies,
0:22:50 > 0:22:54a pair of kids' mittens, a vintage Nokia.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Anyone fancy...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Oh.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Anyone fancy a pick-up from the hospital?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Pick up some meds for ENT at St Eddie's.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Eh, Linda, you got anything else in that box?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Only, er, I seem to have lost my heart.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Thought there was a funny smell in here.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Must be all the stale cheese.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Hello, Kwiker Kabs the cabs you can trust.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23All right, Verno?
0:23:26 > 0:23:2915 Ashbridge Road to station, rush job,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31needs to be on 13.47 to Euston.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I thought you'd popped out. Where's your motor?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Didn't I tell you the other week? Terry's been borrowing it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Jimmy 1-1, can you pick up, please?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43'Sammy 9. I'll take Ashbridge, Linda, right by there.'
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Nice one, Sammy.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- I thought he was cab-sharing with the night collars?- Oh, no.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49That were ages ago.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Well, where's his wheels? - Oh, he took it in for a trade-in
0:23:52 > 0:23:55and they said that his radiator had gone or his carburretor or whatever.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Anyway, that needs fixing before they'll even look at it.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Kettle's done, I've not had a minute.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00COMPUTER BEEPS
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Oh, look at that. Houston, we have a problem.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Accident at Borough, corner of Eton. Lorry into a wall, sounds messy.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- How long you letting him have it? - As long as he needs.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13He reckons his might not even be worth fixing, might be a goner.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- 'Jimmy 1-1. You want me?'- Yeah, hiya, Jim. That last pick-up,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20thinks she might have left her pension book on your backseat.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- So he's doing his shifts in yours? - Well, yeah, why not?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25It makes sense if I've just got it parked up here all day.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- I hope he's paying you settle? - 'It's not in my cab.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31'I'll bet she's dropped it in the road, the daft old moo.'
0:24:31 > 0:24:34All right, Jim, I'll give her a call back. She's in a right tizz.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Got manageress of post office to call us.- 'She still there?'
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Eh, the mileage won't half add up. - Er, yeah, I think so.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42They were giving her a cup of tea to calm her down.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45'I'll shoot back, give her a lift home.'
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Aw, you're a sweetheart. Isn't he lovely?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Base to all drivers, I know it's only Tuesday
0:24:50 > 0:24:54but Jimmy 1-1 is already officially Driver of the Week.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56TOGETHER: Driver of the Week!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Linda, I don't think you've thought this through.- It's only a car.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- You'll have to get him fully comp. - He sorted it out with his insurance.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05It's a pile of paperwork. Licensing need to know the exact vehicle.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07He knows.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Oh, God, he's got some nerve asking you for your motor.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Frank, don't worry about it.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16'Sammy 9. 15 Ashcroft just flagged down a hackney!
0:25:16 > 0:25:17'Right in front of me!'
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What about wear and tear?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21The cow! I'll put her on blacklist.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22It's only for a few weeks.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24And what if it can't be fixed?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26He can't expect to gad about in yours for free!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Honestly, Frank, it's not a problem.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'm not going to start charging the bloke I love for using me car, am I?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- OK, what about there? Is that nice? - Ooh. Up a tiny bit.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Yeah, right on the shoulder blade.- Like that?- Perfect!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49It'll be about ten minutes, ten minutes, yeah.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53How do you not notice you've left your arm in the back of a cab?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Dead useful, though. Come 'ere, give us it.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Eh, Sammy, you could do with one of those,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02save getting yourself a bird wouldn't it, eh?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Give us a go!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Here you are.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Anyone for Miller Lane?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10RAUCOUS CHEERING
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oi! Will you lot please keep it down?!
0:26:12 > 0:26:17This is supposed to be a place of work, not a flaming playground!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Oooh!- Eh, Sugar Lips, catch you later.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Linda.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Frank, watch.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40So versatile. Every home should have one.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I hope no-one claims it.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54I've known Frank for years and never known him anything
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but laughing and joking, until this last couple of months.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Don't get involved. How d'you fancy phoning for a take-out,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01to save you cooking?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02He's my mate.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- But it's not your problem.- Well, I still want to look out for him.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Really obvious.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11He's got the hots for you.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- Oh, don't be stupid! No, not Frank. - Here we go.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17It's never been anything like that. No way!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Well, that's not what he thinks.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Well, I've never given him any impression.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Well, you can't stop him fancying you, can you?
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Right, I fancy beef curry, half rice, half chips.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Kwiker Kabs, the cabs you can trust.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Oh, no, sorry love, you want, er... you want all the eights.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05You all right, Frank?
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
0:28:08 > 0:28:10You just seem a bit...quiet that's all.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- Would you mind if I went and got my dinner?- Help yourself.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31THE APPRENTICE THEME PLAYS
0:28:49 > 0:28:50TV STOPS
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Base to Terry 1-0.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Base to Terry 1-0. Can you pick up, please?
0:29:52 > 0:29:56And it's definitely got air conditioning? Sounds great.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Yeah, yeah, seven nights...
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Um, oh, twin room?
0:30:03 > 0:30:05But you can push the beds together?
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Yeah, yeah, it's our three-month anniversary.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09LINDA GIGGLES
0:30:10 > 0:30:14Yeah, oh, well, yeah, I've just got to double-check with my fella,
0:30:14 > 0:30:15but it sounds perfect.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'll ring you back in about half an hour. Is that OK?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19OK. Bye. Bye.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Terry 1-0 to base.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Soon as you can.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Cuppa?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38Yes, please, if you're making one.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Well, I wouldn't be offering if I wasn't, would I?
0:30:57 > 0:30:58Terry.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00Frank.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04So when did they release you back into the wild, then?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Taking your time with the drop-offs. Chatty one, was she?
0:31:07 > 0:31:09You know what it's like - old lady, loves to chat.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Yak-yak-yak. Helping her out with the bins.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15See, I had you down as smarter than that.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- I was banking on you saying it was your sister-in-law.- Eh?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20You see I did the old ring-back.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Didn't exactly sound like someone's nan.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Cup of coffee, bit of banter.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27Twice a week?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Hey-hey!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Proper little Miss Marple, ain't you, eh, Frank?
0:31:33 > 0:31:37What is your beef, eh? Time is me own.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38This car isn't.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43What you going to do? Grass on me to Linda, are you?
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Razzing around in her wheels,
0:31:46 > 0:31:50stringing her along and all the time you're seeing another woman.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Oh, behave, Frank!- I'm not sure she'd be too happy about that.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55What? Whoa, whoa. I thought you were supposed to be my mate?
0:31:55 > 0:31:57She's my mate, not you.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Right, Frank, Frank, Frank. I'm going to be straight with you, OK?
0:32:00 > 0:32:01On the level. I'm skint.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05That car that I was supposed to trade in got repo'd.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Yeah, why don't you throw a dead dog into the equation.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09This isn't an X-Factor audition.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12I know it sounds like a bogus story. I've got the ex wife on my back,
0:32:12 > 0:32:13council want to take me to court,
0:32:13 > 0:32:15and I'm getting the agg with the finance.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17And along comes Linda with a four-door saloon. Perfect.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20- What's the big deal? I'm just borrowing the car.- And what else?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23She's getting excited about booking a three-star holiday in Lanzarote!
0:32:23 > 0:32:25- I didn't ask her to. I don't have that kind of money.- Yeah,
0:32:25 > 0:32:29but you can afford to put your hand in your pocket for your sunbeds, can't you?
0:32:31 > 0:32:32It wasn't supposed to get serious.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35If only you'd told her that.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Frank, come on! I don't have this kind of money.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39You know what it's like on the road.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42You got to pay your settle, your diesel and all the other things...
0:32:42 > 0:32:45- Everybody's in the same boat! - No, except you, Frank! Except you!
0:32:45 > 0:32:48You're all right. Cushy little number, sitting behind the desk.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Popping out all the orders, doing your thing.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55It's not about the money. It's about doing the decent thing.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00No, Frank. Hey, Frank.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Oi, you listen to me. It's always about the money, OK?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05I can't afford to be a stand-up human being!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08I've got the bailiffs on my back. Oi-oi-oi, I'm talking to you,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11and they do not care about principles, all right?
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Frank, I'm living day-to-day on these payday loans.
0:33:14 > 0:33:15Frank, listen, I'm talking to you.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17You listen to me when I'm talking to you.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20If she's a good friend of yours, then you will say nothing.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Oi! You listen to me. Frank! Oi.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- Oi-oi-oi, you say nothing. - ENGINE REVS
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Frank!
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Houston, we have a problem. Chanley Road, burst water main.
0:34:06 > 0:34:11- Blooming MOT. 470 quid!- Don't suppose Terry's paying for that?
0:34:12 > 0:34:14- Cuppa?- Yep.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Linda...
0:34:23 > 0:34:24..if something was going on,
0:34:24 > 0:34:26something you didn't want to know about,
0:34:26 > 0:34:29you know, someone wasn't playing fair...
0:34:29 > 0:34:30Something on your mind, Frank?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- You'd want to know about it, wouldn't you?- Depends what it was.
0:34:35 > 0:34:4019 Fairways Drive. You might want to check his timesheet.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- And?- Well, he seems to spend quite a lot of time there.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47So, Terry's got another woman behind me back?
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Is that what you're getting at?
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Well, I just thought you'd want to know.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54No. You wanted me to know. You've been dying to tell me.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Well, guess what? Terry said that you'd try and cause trouble,
0:34:57 > 0:34:58told me all about it.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Old lady, been taking her out on pension day for years,
0:35:01 > 0:35:04shopping, always wants him to stop for a brew, talks the leg off him.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Linda, I know you don't want to believe it,
0:35:06 > 0:35:08but I had everything checked out.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Yeah, yeah, he told me that you've been snooping about.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13I saw you outside my place. You've turned into a right weirdo.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- Yeah, well, I was just looking out for you.- Is that what you call it?
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Prowling about, lurking in bushes, checking up on people.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Linda, are you stupid? Please!
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Don't let him walk all over you.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25It's none of your business.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27He's taking you for a ride.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30Who says? I mean, I'm sorry. Did I look too happy?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33You had to pour a whole bucket of dog toffee all over me.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36You know, Terry were right about you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37You've sat there for years
0:35:37 > 0:35:40and not had the guts to ask me out on one lousy date.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44And now you're fuming because he's rocked up and swept me off my feet.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Well, whether you like it or not, he's a proper man!
0:35:47 > 0:35:51Proper man? One that's using you, Linda!
0:35:51 > 0:35:55'Jesus, I can do better than you, Frank! You're pathetic.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58'I can't believe you'd say something as malicious as this.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59'What have I ever done to you?'
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Look, he's been there for over three quarters of an hour -
0:36:02 > 0:36:04watching Countdown with some old biddy?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06What does it take to convince you?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Stay out of my life, Frank.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11I'm taking an early dinner.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Linda, please don't let him treat you like this.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Save it, I'm not interested.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Wake up. He's desperate to make some readies.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20You need to stop this now, Frank,
0:36:20 > 0:36:22or I'm going to have to change the roster.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I'll pick up some teabags while I'm out.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28Linda!
0:36:28 > 0:36:31He doesn't want you.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35Oh, This is just nasty for sake of it now.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Wake up, Linda!
0:36:37 > 0:36:39It's the car, woman!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42All he wanted was the car!
0:36:58 > 0:37:00I need a lift.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22I'm sorry.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Looking good for 84.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Must give me the name of your face cream.
0:37:52 > 0:37:53You being funny?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Is Terry here?
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Don't know no Terry.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Drives that taxi?
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Oh, you mean Tony?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03His name's Terry.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Tony! Someone here for you.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11You all right, sweetheart? Oh...
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Thought you said you weren't married.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14Yeah, well, you are!
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Keys.- Right, Lin, Linda, this...
0:38:17 > 0:38:19This is not what it looks like, all right? Just...
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Happy now? Go on. Get lost.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Hold on, how am I supposed to get back?- Call a cab.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Oh-h!
0:39:00 > 0:39:01MEN CHAT
0:39:03 > 0:39:05All knew, didn't you?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08All having a good laugh at me behind my back!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Heaven!- She is not a happy bunny, is she?- No.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15It's not our fault, is it? It was all over the radio!
0:39:15 > 0:39:17We didn't ask them to play it.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19You can tell Frank I've resigned.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Oi, Frank! What she didn't know wouldn't hurt her,
0:39:32 > 0:39:36but you could not keep your fat, big mouth shut, could you?
0:39:36 > 0:39:41You think I didn't want to see her happy? Well, I'm sorry, Terry.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Get your stuff, you're finished here.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01All right, Linda?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Hiya, Derek.- How you doing?
0:40:04 > 0:40:08Yeah, fine, you know, still waiting for rollover.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Any chance of you coming back?
0:40:10 > 0:40:11Nah, don't think so.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15Shame. You're still in the syndicate, I've made sure of that.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Well, best get going.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Yeah. See you.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Bye.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Me and the lads,
0:40:26 > 0:40:27we did know.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31He's always been the same - women all over the place.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32It's just the way he is.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36It's only Frank had the guts to tell you.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40See you.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41See you.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Any six-seaters for the races?
0:41:14 > 0:41:18'Verno 1-4, I'll take that. And did you forget?
0:41:18 > 0:41:20'I took some old geezer to A&E and waited with him
0:41:20 > 0:41:23'for four hours till he got seen.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25'Why aren't I Driver of the Week?'
0:41:25 > 0:41:27We're not doing that any more.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52MUSIC INTRO: Lovely Day by Bill Withers
0:42:19 > 0:42:23# When I wake up in the morning, love... #
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Good morning, Kwiker Kabs, the cabs you can trust.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29# And the sunlight hurts my eyes
0:42:29 > 0:42:32# And something without warning, love
0:42:34 > 0:42:36# Bears heavy on my mind
0:42:38 > 0:42:40# Then I look at you
0:42:42 > 0:42:45# And the world's all right with me
0:42:48 > 0:42:49# Just one look at you
0:42:51 > 0:42:53# And I know it's gonna be
0:42:57 > 0:42:58# A lovely day
0:42:58 > 0:43:01# Lovely day, lovely day... #