Episode 1

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05'There once lived a man called Nicholas Nickleby.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08'He was a good man.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12'A family man and a farmer, with a loving wife, two loving children

0:00:12 > 0:00:14'and a modest property in the county of Devonshire.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18'Nicholas Nickleby had it all.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20'Then he lost it.'

0:00:34 > 0:00:37'His son, Nick, took after him in many ways.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44'A good boy with a warm, young heart, kind and true.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49'Bit of a temper, mind you.'

0:00:49 > 0:00:50DOOR SLAMS

0:00:59 > 0:01:01'Nick thought he was ready to step up

0:01:01 > 0:01:03'and guide the family through their loss.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09'But he didn't yet know just how much they'd lost.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14'And how his life was going to change, for ever.'

0:01:55 > 0:01:57He was a good man, Mrs Nickleby.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59He was a saint, doctor. A saint.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01But he worked too hard.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I kept telling him, stress is a killer.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I went on and on and on,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08but he wouldn't listen - and now look at him!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11What am I going to do without him?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Its all right, Mum. Everything's going to be all right.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17HORN TOOTS

0:02:25 > 0:02:28He says we're too late. They're putting the farm up for sale.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30They can't! Tell him they can't.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33We have to pay up or get out. Today.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Today?- Can't we talk to the bank?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38They're not going to help us. Dad was in debt.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Something about the stock market. - How could he have done that?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45He couldn't even put the card in the hole-in-the-wall

0:02:45 > 0:02:47without it being eaten.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- He's lost everything! - I mean, he was a good man,

0:02:49 > 0:02:53he was just clueless!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Ooh, these are nice.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's a special balsam.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, thanks.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03There must be something we can do.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05We don't know anybody with that kind of money.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Well, there is always Ralph.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ralph who?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Your uncle. I know your father and he had their differences,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- but still, he is family. - I've never even met the man.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Your dad invited him to our wed... Oi!

0:03:18 > 0:03:23Your dad invited him to our wedding and to both your christenings.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27But he was always too busy to come, and he lives in London.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Does he know that Dad's died yet?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Well, I've been a little bit busy myself.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I believe he's done very well for himself in the City.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37I don't even have the man's phone number.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Don't worry, Mum. I'll find it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41KEYS JANGLE

0:03:41 > 0:03:43RINGING TONE

0:03:43 > 0:03:45'This is the answering service for Ralph Nickleby Associates.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48'Please leave a message after the tone.'

0:03:48 > 0:03:49BEEP

0:03:49 > 0:03:55Hi, there. I'm Mr Nickleby's nephew, Nick.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I need to speak to him about my dad.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59I'm coming to London today.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'll be back soon, Dad.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30'Ralph Nickleby was very different to his brother.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33'He wasn't a good man, a family man, or a farmer.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37'Few people knew exactly what Ralph Nickleby did for a living.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41'But he enjoyed the reputation of being immensely rich.'

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Verisopht's here.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46The Right Honourable Jeremy Verisopht MP.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Show the man a little respect, Noggs.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Shall I show him in?

0:04:52 > 0:04:53No.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Let him wait.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00'I knew him better than anyone else.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01'Unfortunately.'

0:05:12 > 0:05:14He's busy.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26BEEP

0:05:26 > 0:05:30'Hi, there. I'm Mr Nickleby's nephew, Nick.'

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I'm still busy.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36A message from Nick Nickleby.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Is he bankrupt yet?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- A message from his son. - What does he want?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43He sounded upset. He's coming to see you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46My brother must be too embarrassed to see me.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Maybe he thought he could trust your advice, him being your brother.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Why should I wave a magic wand and make his debts disappear?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54What should I tell the kid?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55I'm busy. Get rid of him.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Ralph, sorry. There's a vote in the House at three.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Certainly. I've got a couple of minutes. Do take a seat.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Ah, Hawkovsky. They say he's a first-rate businessman.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Even I would run a mile from Vladimir Hawkovsky.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14And you know I'm not especially discerning.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17How is our bid coming along?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Sorry I'm late, Mr Noggs.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Late again, Miss Bhray.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Maia was up all night. My dad's looking after her now.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'll make up for it, work late.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I've already done up there.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Don't want to upset Mr Nickleby now, do we?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh, Mr Hawkovsky. Didn't hear the buzzer.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Have you got an appointment?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56I do not need appointment. Your boss needs my money.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Perhaps you'd be more comfortable in the boardroom.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I've been working on the other committee members.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08If we could award you the contract for the care homes now

0:07:08 > 0:07:11we would, but we have to be seen to be going through the process.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14But the committee is on side? I'm paying you handsomely enough.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18The care homes are yours, as long as you have the capital in place.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I told you, I have an investment partner.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Highly respectable, but prefers to keep his good works anonymous.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26The less I know about that the better.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I just want you to promise me it'll all look above board?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32People will be all over this.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35It's worth billions.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I can promise you, My Honourable Friend,

0:07:38 > 0:07:44it will be as clean as the kitchen surfaces in my flagship care home.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Spotless.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Your dad just called.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57I told him never to call here except in...emergencies.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Your daughter needs to go to hospital.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm so sorry.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05So am I.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11No... Mr Noggs, I need this job. Just give me a chance.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Pastoral issues aren't our strong point.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14DOOR BUZZER

0:08:14 > 0:08:15You'd better go.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Hello?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's Nick Nickleby.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25We're here to see Mr Nickleby. About his brother?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27'He's busy.'

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Associates. You could be one of those, Nick.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36He can't even get us in the door.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40"Nickleby & Nickleby." "Ralph Nickleby & Nephew."

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Excuse me, do you work here? - No, I don't.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48We need to see Ralph Nickleby. I don't suppose...

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I can't help you.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Are you all right?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I've got to go.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Can you take us to Hackney for...£3.68?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Please. It's an emergency.- Here.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06I don't even know you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Nick Nickleby.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Will this get her to Hackney?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You'd better go.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Thanks, Nick Nickleby.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30When you've stopped trying to pull, we still need to get in.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33So if you'd just sign here...

0:09:33 > 0:09:34All in good time, my friend.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37But we've agreed terms. The committee meets on Friday.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Then I have plenty of time to... What is it that you say?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43..To sleep with it.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Vladimir, you're getting the deal of the century here.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I mean, it's better than oil, it's better than gas.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Old people will never run out.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I see.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58(HE LAUGHS) I love this country!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Everybody's in such a hurry!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04I will talk to my lawyers. I will sign your contract tomorrow.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Thank you.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07And if you could avoid...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12..some of your underage activities...

0:10:12 > 0:10:16We wouldn't want anything to risk throwing this off course, would we?

0:10:16 > 0:10:20The newspapers pay these silly girls to tell these lies.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Next time, I will pay them more to stay quiet.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Say you've forgotten your bag. Try to sound upset.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I've forgotten my bag.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36DOOR BUZZES

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Wait here. I won't be long.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Are you sure you left it in here?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Sorry. That was a bit of a lie.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I have to see my uncle.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I told you already, he's busy! - Can I wait? It's important.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- He doesn't want to see you, or your dad.- My dad's dead!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58What?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00He died last week.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I didn't know.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Newman Noggs...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Your uncle's...

0:11:08 > 0:11:09associate.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Good to meet you, Newman.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I really need to see my uncle.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21You snuck past, OK?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23It's nothing to do with me.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28"Ralph Nickleby & Sons."

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Your dad would've been so proud.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You have business with Mr Nickleby?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Um. Yeah. Hi, my name's Kat.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52My uncle's Ralph Nickleby and my brother, he's gone in to see him

0:11:52 > 0:11:55and left us out here, but I'm freezing my toes off,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58so if you could just let us inside to wait?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Please?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05For you, Katerina, anything.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Thanks! Mum!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Come on.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I hadn't expected him to die. So young...

0:12:18 > 0:12:22I'm sorry. We should've told you straight away.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Brothers die every day. The world goes on.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30They've taken everything, kicked us out, put the farm up for sale.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33The farm is for sale?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35We wondered if...

0:12:36 > 0:12:39We were hoping that you might maybe lend us

0:12:39 > 0:12:41the money to buy it back.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Do you think Nick'll be long?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I was the oldest brother. By rights, the farm should've come to me.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Wasn't it because Dad looked after Gran and Granddad?

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Your father took my birthright, ran it into the ground

0:13:13 > 0:13:16and then lost it all on some idiotic gamble,

0:13:16 > 0:13:19and you want me to loan you hundreds of thousands of pounds

0:13:19 > 0:13:24at zero interest with zero guarantee of getting repaid?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm sorry, I know it's a lot to ask,

0:13:26 > 0:13:29but I've got my mum and my sister to look after.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'd do anything. I could work for you.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Why would I hire you?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Because I'll work hard, and do a good job, and...

0:13:36 > 0:13:37we're family.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Grinning skulls, that's all you are,

0:13:40 > 0:13:43with your sob stories and your smiles.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Whatever it takes to get a free ride.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I just thought you wouldn't want to see us on the streets.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Why would I care? I don't know you.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I don't owe you anything.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I made my own way in this life and I suggest you do the same.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00I will make my own way.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02But I'll never end up like you!

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Goodbye, Uncle Ralph!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13We don't need Uncle Ralph's help.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Er, yeah, we do! You should've let me talk to him.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I did say we should've got returns.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It was only a pound more for off-peak.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Returns to what?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Higher Moor Farm.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- What?- Our old family home in Devon.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Nice name for a care home, don't you think?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Won't you have enough of those with this deal?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yes, but this one would give me particular satisfaction.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Find the agent.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Snap it up.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Vladimir, what can I do for you?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Kat who?

0:14:53 > 0:14:54I'm not sure I understand.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- We've got to find the girl. - What girl?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Kat Nickleby. The sister. Come on. Put her up at the club

0:15:02 > 0:15:03for a couple of nights.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- What about Nick and the mother? - I don't care about them.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Don't you think Kat might?- Ah right. Well, I can take care of the mother.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12But the boy is trouble. Got to get rid of him. Come!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18You go that way. If you find her, give me a call.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- What do you want her for?- Hawkovsky.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- She's your niece!- This is business.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24If you think I'm going to let this deal fall apart

0:15:24 > 0:15:27over some girl I've never met, you've got...

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Grief... affects us all in many ways.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I may have been a bit harsh.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Just a bit.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Your father was better at showing his feelings. He was a good man.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42He was a saint, Ralph. A saint.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Hopefully, my actions today

0:15:45 > 0:15:47will show you I'm not all bad.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49You'll help us get the farm back?

0:15:49 > 0:15:53I've made some enquiries. The farm has already been sold.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Sold? - Some local developer. I'm sorry.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57But... it can't be.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Please, do not upset yourselves. I have decided to...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02pay all your remaining debts

0:16:02 > 0:16:05and provide you with a home here in London.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- In London?- Really?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Thanks, Uncle Ralph.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12And I have decided to give you a job,

0:16:12 > 0:16:16in my flagship care home, Dotheolds Hall, in Yorkshire.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Yorkshire? - Yes. It's a fabulous opportunity.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21You start at the bottom, work your way up.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25You did promise to pay me back, didn't you?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Yeah. Yorkshire. No, that's... great.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- You can start tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I thought it'd be less of a wrench if he started straight away.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Mr Noggs can take you to the coach station,

0:16:35 > 0:16:38and I can get us a cab to your new London home.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Oh! I'm so proud of you, Nick.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43"Nick Nickleby Associates"!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46SHE SOBS

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Here...

0:16:48 > 0:16:51SHE SOBS

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Ooh, is it silk?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yes. Come. Come!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Right, then.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16- How did you get...? - I'm not completely useless.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Ms Nickleby? >

0:17:28 > 0:17:31So...what's it like, then?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Dotheolds Hall?

0:17:33 > 0:17:34We'd better get a move on.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Dad.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52You should be asleep.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Is Maia all right?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's just an infection.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I shouldn't have called you.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04No, you did the right thing.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09And now... I'm going to do the right thing too.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15No, Maddy. You promised not to go through with that.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Things have changed.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19I can look after Maia. I'm fine.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20No, you're not!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23And I don't want you getting any worse any faster.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I need to look after you both. - You don't have to sell yourself!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's a business arrangement.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31It's an arranged marriage. I never wanted this for you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34They get a visa, we get security for life.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's not legal.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38If anyone finds out...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40No-one's going to find out. It's perfect.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I'm lucky to have this opportunity.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48The sooner it's done, the happier I'll be.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52I am sorry.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Dad.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Please...

0:18:56 > 0:18:59go to bed.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Letters from home...

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Mr Cobbey?

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS - Mr Cobbey!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Your daughter sends her love.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43She's sorry she's had to rent out your flat

0:20:43 > 0:20:47and sell all your furniture to pay for your keep here...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49But hey, ho, such is life.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Mrs Graymarsh?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Your sister's dead.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59But...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02she's left you £100!

0:21:02 > 0:21:07Which will go towards the cost of replacing that vase you broke.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09A wedding present it was,

0:21:09 > 0:21:12to me and the late Mrs Squeers.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Irreplaceable.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16HE INHALES SHARPLY

0:21:16 > 0:21:19But! A hundred quid's a start.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24PHONE RINGS

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Mrs Smike?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Only kidding. - HE LAUGHS

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Every time!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Oh, dear!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Mr Bolder?

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Your son is very concerned.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02He wants you to come home at once...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- What have you been telling him? - Nothing, honest.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13I mean, why would I?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16I think it were because the last time he saw me,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20he said he thought I were...

0:22:20 > 0:22:21losing weight.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, did he, now?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Well, we'll have to do something about that, then, won't we?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Before you're allowed to see him again.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31HE GROANS

0:22:31 > 0:22:33CUTLERY CLATTERS

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Double portions from now on.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41And nothing for you!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Put her in her room! For the rest of the day.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08May I help you, sir?

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Oh.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I'm starting work here today. Nick Nickleby.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Frannie Squeers. My daddy's Wackford.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Sorry?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Wackford Squeers.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19The boss here.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh. My uncle's Ralph Nickleby.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Your dad's boss, in London.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Well, well,

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Nick Nickleby,

0:23:28 > 0:23:31I think you'd better come with me.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37HE EXHALES

0:23:41 > 0:23:43CAMERA CLICKS

0:23:43 > 0:23:46You'll have seen the ads in the national quality press.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49People flock here from far and wide.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52We are a beacon of excellence.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Awarded five stars from CRAaPU.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01The Care Review Assessment and Policy Unit.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07They labelled us "a flagship for the future of care in the UK."

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Wow!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12And the most remarkable thing is we've achieved all this

0:24:12 > 0:24:15whilst having the lowest overheads in the industry...

0:24:16 > 0:24:18..and the highest profits.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21This is a cutting-edge business, my boy.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Frannie.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25So...

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Have you any experience working in care before?

0:24:27 > 0:24:28No.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Any training courses, qualifications?- None.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Voluntary placements? Informal care for an elderly relative?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Nothing, I'm sorry.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Okey dokey.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Now, if you'll just sign here...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43tick here, and here.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52And now it's official.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Is that it?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Franniekins can show you everything else on the job.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02SHE GIGGLES

0:25:09 > 0:25:11How do you know whose clothes are whose?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just bung them whatever. They like a surprise.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16FAINT GROANING

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Hello.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Hi. I'm Nick.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- I'm Mrs Smi...- Mrs Smike!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32You're not allowed to be in here. Go to the day room.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I have to stay in here all day.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Mr Squeers said.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well, I'm saying you have to go.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Now!

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Daddy?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Why do you have to stay in here?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56I saw you outside.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Yeah. It's my first day.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Looked like you wanted to leg it.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02No!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04I don't mind, really.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Don't be sad.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I'm not.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16You don't have to say, if you don't want.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19FAINT GROANING

0:26:22 > 0:26:24My dad...

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Get off him, you loon! Has she hurt you?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33No. We were just talking.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Daddy?

0:26:36 > 0:26:41- Mrs Smike. You do as you're told... or else.- Or else what?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Step outside, please, Nick. - Not until we've sorted this...

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Outside. Now.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I'm sorry.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Shhh, Mrs Smike.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Or else.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Interested in Mrs Smike, are we?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01- Is she all right?- She's senile.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02History of violence.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04It doesn't say that in here.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06It doesn't say anything.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08This is an archive.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Our records are computerised,

0:28:10 > 0:28:14accessible only to authorised personnel.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16She doesn't seem senile to me.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17She seems scared.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Leave Mrs Smike to us experts, Nick.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22You're not a doctor.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24You're not even NVQ Level 1.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29You're a young man of impetuous temper and little or no experience.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31But,

0:28:31 > 0:28:32one day,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35all of this could be yours.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Your uncle's told me that your dad's dead

0:28:37 > 0:28:41and he's had to take you under his wing, as it were.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Now, to my knowledge, he doesn't have any other heirs.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Doesn't take a genius to work out what he's doing, sending you here.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48A kind of...

0:28:48 > 0:28:50apprentice.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52So, learn from me.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Impress me,

0:28:54 > 0:28:56and we can both impress your uncle.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Do you see?

0:28:59 > 0:29:03Why don't you come for dinner with us tonight?

0:29:03 > 0:29:05I know my little girl would like that.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08And it could be beneficial for us all.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS

0:29:17 > 0:29:19KNOCK AT DOOR

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- Come! - SHE GIGGLES

0:29:32 > 0:29:33I thought...

0:29:33 > 0:29:36- Mr Squeers...- Daddy's gone to bed.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Tired out, poor thing.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41And he thought it'd be better, just us two.

0:29:42 > 0:29:46- I'm pretty tired myself, actually... - That's why I thought we'd just...

0:29:46 > 0:29:48chill out.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Watch some telly...

0:29:50 > 0:29:51have some dinner...

0:29:53 > 0:29:54Come and get comfy.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Have a dip.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05Hope it's posh enough for you.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09Daddy reckons you're like... a millionaire.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Your dad might be a bit confused.

0:30:17 > 0:30:21But my uncle did ask me to keep an eye on things.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22Report back to him.

0:30:22 > 0:30:26And what rating would you give me?

0:30:26 > 0:30:28What happened with Mrs Smike?

0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Do you fancy her or something? - Is she really senile?

0:30:32 > 0:30:34She's nuts!

0:30:34 > 0:30:36She can't read or write.

0:30:36 > 0:30:37Zonked out half the time,

0:30:37 > 0:30:40then, when she likes, she can be sneaky as anything.

0:30:40 > 0:30:44They get like that, proper cunning, when they've been in the loony bins.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45What loony bins?

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Been locked up all her life, that one.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50Padded cells. Bzzz! The works.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52What for?

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Cos she's nuts.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Poor Nickybobs.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00This is all new to you, isn't it?

0:31:00 > 0:31:02But you'll learn.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05You can't go around caring about them all.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Isn't that the job?

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Well, if you spend all day caring,

0:31:09 > 0:31:12you'll never have nothing left for them what really matter.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Frannie, I...

0:31:14 > 0:31:16Forget about biddies.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Let's make babies!

0:31:18 > 0:31:20I... I really like you, Frannie...

0:31:20 > 0:31:24And I really like you, Nickywicky.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26..but if it's going to mean something, something special,

0:31:26 > 0:31:28let's take it slow, OK?

0:31:36 > 0:31:37OK then.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Tomorrow.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46CLOCK TICKS

0:31:47 > 0:31:50KNOCK AT DOOR

0:31:50 > 0:31:51DOOR CREAKS

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Mrs Smike?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Sorry, I know it's late.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00I just wanted to make sure you're all right?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- SLURRED:- I'm all right.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Just sleepy.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Have you ever seen a doctor here?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20There's nothing wrong with me!

0:32:20 > 0:32:22That's what I thought.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24I don't like doctors.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26What happened to you, Mrs Smike?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I don't... I don't want to die in here.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32You won't let me, will you?

0:32:32 > 0:32:33No, of course not.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36But you've got to tell me what's going on.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38What did Squeers do to you?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41I just need to go to sleep.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45I looked in your file.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48There was no diagnosis, nothing,

0:32:48 > 0:32:50just blank pages and a locket.

0:32:50 > 0:32:51Frannie said you...

0:32:51 > 0:32:52A locket?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54I was looking for...

0:32:54 > 0:32:57evidence, I suppose,

0:32:57 > 0:32:59of how you're being treated.

0:32:59 > 0:33:00But if you can just tell me,

0:33:00 > 0:33:04I could talk to my uncle or the inspectors or someone.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09It won't make any difference.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14But you have.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20SHE SIGHS

0:33:20 > 0:33:23SHE SNORES

0:33:46 > 0:33:50- RINGING TONE - 'This is the answering service for Ralph Nickleby Associates.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- 'Please leave a message after the tone.' - BEEP

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Hi, Newman. It's Nick.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59I'm at Dotheolds and I'm a bit concerned.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Can Uncle Ralph give me a call, please?

0:34:26 > 0:34:28HE GROANS

0:34:34 > 0:34:36HE SIGHS

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Good evening, Ms Nickleby.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07It's still Mrs, if you don't mind, Ralph. It's early days yet.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10And anyway, my maiden name was Hoops.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12I hope you're enjoying yourself here?

0:35:12 > 0:35:15Oh, we love it, Ralph! We love it.

0:35:15 > 0:35:16It's just our kind of place.

0:35:16 > 0:35:22PHONE PLAYS LOUD ROCK TUNE

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Sorry!

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Why don't I buy you a drink? Gin and tonic and a...

0:35:27 > 0:35:29vodka and Coke?

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Thanks, Uncle Ralph.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35It's Kat, by the way.

0:35:35 > 0:35:36Kat.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43RINGING TONE 'The person you are calling is unavail...'

0:36:02 > 0:36:05PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS

0:36:05 > 0:36:08'Hi, Maddy. It's Nick Nickleby.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10'Are you OK?'

0:36:29 > 0:36:31PHONE BEEPS

0:36:35 > 0:36:36HE SIGHS

0:36:38 > 0:36:40BANGING

0:36:47 > 0:36:52LOW-LEVEL CHATTER FROM TELEVISION

0:36:59 > 0:37:02DOOR OPENS

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Fancy taking me round the back for a fag?

0:37:08 > 0:37:10I don't smoke.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11I've got chocolate fingers.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15You go.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17I'll be there in a bit.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19SHE GIGGLES

0:37:33 > 0:37:34Oi!

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Sorry, Mr Cobbey.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I thought we'd do something different today,

0:37:38 > 0:37:40help cheer us all up.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42What do you want to do?

0:37:44 > 0:37:47How about a sing-song?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50What songs do you know?

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Mrs Graymarsh?

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Mr Bolder?

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Anyone?

0:37:57 > 0:38:01OK. I'll start, and you join in.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07# Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag

0:38:07 > 0:38:11# And smile, smile, smile

0:38:11 > 0:38:14# La-la-la... #

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Does anyone know the words?

0:38:17 > 0:38:19How about this?

0:38:19 > 0:38:24# It's a long way to Tipperary

0:38:24 > 0:38:28# It's a long way to go

0:38:28 > 0:38:31# It's a long way to Tipper... #

0:38:32 > 0:38:33OK.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Maybe not, then.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41# Well, since my baby left me

0:38:41 > 0:38:44# I've found a new place to dwell

0:38:44 > 0:38:47# It's right at the end of Lonely Street

0:38:47 > 0:38:51# It's Heartbreak Hotel

0:38:51 > 0:38:53# I'm feelin' so lonely, baby

0:38:53 > 0:38:56# I'm feelin' so lonely... #

0:38:56 > 0:39:00ALL: # I'm feelin' so lonely, I could die. #

0:39:00 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:39:05 > 0:39:06Who's next?

0:39:09 > 0:39:13# How do you do what you do to me?

0:39:13 > 0:39:15# I wish I knew

0:39:15 > 0:39:18# If I knew how you do it to me

0:39:18 > 0:39:20# I would do it to you

0:39:20 > 0:39:23# You give me a feeling in my heart

0:39:23 > 0:39:25# Like an arrow going through it

0:39:25 > 0:39:27# I suppose you... #

0:39:32 > 0:39:35FAINT SINGING

0:39:45 > 0:39:48# How do you do what you do to me?

0:39:48 > 0:39:50# I wish I knew... #

0:40:36 > 0:40:39DOOR BANGS

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Can I help you, Mrs Smike?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45# Woopah, oh, yeah, yeah

0:40:45 > 0:40:49# I never knew that I'd miss you

0:40:49 > 0:40:53# Now I know just what to do

0:40:53 > 0:40:56# Walking back to happiness

0:40:56 > 0:41:00# I shared with you. #

0:41:00 > 0:41:02- DOOR BANGS - Oi! What's going on?

0:41:02 > 0:41:05That'll do now.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Break it up!

0:41:07 > 0:41:10- It's not doing any harm, Frannie. - You've already lost one resident.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Told you she was cunning.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Mrs Smike.

0:41:14 > 0:41:15It's all right.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18Daddy's taking care of her.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20We can take a break.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25You must find her.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Come on.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Get off me.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Nickybobs?

0:41:34 > 0:41:38It's for your own good, Mrs Smike. You have to learn.

0:41:38 > 0:41:39I won't do it again.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41I know you won't. I'll make sure of that.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Sit down.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Let her go. - I don't care who your uncle is...

0:41:57 > 0:42:00- I said let her go! - ..I'm in charge here.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02HE GROANS

0:42:02 > 0:42:04FRANNIE SCREAMS

0:42:07 > 0:42:10CRASHING

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Nick! Behind you!

0:42:11 > 0:42:13CRASHING

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Are you all right?

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Thanks for coming.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Franniekins, call the police.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I think we'd better get out of here.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Just do whatever it takes.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Oi!

0:42:48 > 0:42:49Why did they lock you up?

0:42:49 > 0:42:50Nick!

0:42:50 > 0:42:53All that remains is for you to sign.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57I think I will go and see the lovely Katrina first.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Goodbye, Nick Nickleby.

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