Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Dad was in debt. He's lost everything!

0:00:04 > 0:00:06We don't know anybody with this kind of money.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Well, there is always your uncle! - I just thought you wouldn't want to see us on the streets.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Why would I care? - The care homes are yours,

0:00:12 > 0:00:14as long as you have the capital in place.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16I have an investment partner, he's highly respectable.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19If you could avoid some of your underage activities.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- What do you want her for? - Hawkovsky.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24She's your niece.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27I have decided to give you a job in my flagship care home in Yorkshire.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28What happened to you, Mrs Smike?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Sit down.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31I said, "Let her go".

0:01:15 > 0:01:16SIREN BLARES CAR SKIDS

0:01:16 > 0:01:20So Nick and Mrs Smike were on the run, outlaws together.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Free to go wherever they liked.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23SIREN BLARES

0:01:30 > 0:01:31BOTH GIGGLE

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Did you see the look on Squeers's face?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- "I'm in charge here." - Boff!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41They also hadn't a clue where they were going.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Nor a penny in their pockets.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47A young lad and an old lady, who barely knew each other at all.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51What happened, Mrs Smike? Why did Squeers put you in the cooler?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Smell that - fresh air and cow muck.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- I've missed that smell. - Mrs Smike?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08I thought it was lost...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11..but then you said you saw it.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Will you?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21What's so special about it?

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Nothing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27It's just mine.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31They take everything away.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33We really should tell the police.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- ON PHONE:- He just went mad, he beat me up for no reason,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46smashed the place up.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49We had no option but to call the police.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Just do whatever it takes.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52So you're not angry then, sir?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, I sent him up there to get rid of him.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56If he's in jail, so much the better.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Just make sure he doesn't get away.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Ah, well, it's a bit late for that.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04But the police will find him.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Look, you make sure they do and there's a promotion in it for you.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09The last thing I need is Nick Nickleby coming back here

0:03:09 > 0:03:11and screwing up my plans.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I'll make sure he's put away, sir. Leave it to me.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Hawkovsky is here.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Show him in.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Is Nick in trouble?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25We don't keep Mr Hawkovsky waiting, Noggs, do we? Show him in!

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Frannie, me darling... .

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I've secured my niece for you as you requested.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44You can find her at my club.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51All that remains is for you to sign.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I think I will go and see the lovely Katerina first.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Please, let's not delay, Vladimir.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I have to prove that the capital is in place before the committee

0:04:00 > 0:04:02will grant me the contracts for the care homes.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04There will be no delay, my friend.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07I will have her today.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And then I will sign the contract.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I saw them getting away.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Yeah, but are you sure it was them?- Yes.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The police are here.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Well, a fat man in an 'atchback.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- No uniform. - A detective.- Ah.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32What's he doing?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34He's eating a Scotch egg, I think.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Nick and Mrs Smike must've called them.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41He's come to arrest Squeers.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46The scoundrels took everything, Inspector.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Trashed the place.- Scoundrels.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Jewellery, cash,

0:04:51 > 0:04:55numerous golf trophies of incalculable value.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57But not your clubs, I see?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00No, that's what he used to beat me.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Mercilessly.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05While his accomplice perpetrated the theft.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Very nice.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09What's your handicap?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12How dare you, Inspector?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Isn't it obvious?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18SQUEERS LAUGHS

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Where are we going, Mrs Smike?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Anywhere you like. Where is it you come from?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Nowhere any more.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Everyone comes from somewhere.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36We had a farm in Devon.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Let's go there.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I like Devon.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43There's no point.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44It's gone now.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Your dad?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49We can't go there.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50And we can't just keep walking.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You must be getting tired.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I'm better than I've been in years.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- BIRD CAWS - Listen...

0:05:57 > 0:05:58BIRD CAWS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00..that's a peewit.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Look, Greta Bridge.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04If we're quiet, we might find it.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Mrs Smike?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Think you've scared it off.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12What if we go to Greta Bridge,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14to the police station?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I don't trust the police, Nick.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19You're an eyewitness.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- A mad old lady? - The others will back you up.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24You think so?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27You can keep going if you like.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'm going to Greta Bridge.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Something like that, Inspector?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Is there any chance you could print a few off for us?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You know what it's like with the cuts.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Anything we can do to help.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'll post it on a few websites.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55With any luck somebody will ring in.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57So you're not going to launch a manhunt?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59No, it's all virtual now.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01With the cuts.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Let the internet do the work, whilst I...

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Aw, these really are very nice.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10How would you like to keep them?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Now, now, Mr Squeers.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16You wouldn't be bribing an officer of the law?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19My boss is a very wealthy man, Inspector

0:07:19 > 0:07:22and he wants this boy captured.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Surely you could do with a bit of overtime, a nice pension top-up?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, me pension is a bit on the low side.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Franniekins, you're mission control.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35We're...hitting the road.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39SQUEERS LAUGHS

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I told you, they're taking him in for questioning.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55If they find out how we're being treated, it'll all change.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57We'll be safe.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Oh.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Did they handcuff Mr Squeers?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05It looked like he gave him a bag of crisps.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09You can give prisoners crisps.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10They're very soft these days.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What does it say?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- They apologise but "people kept nicking the candlesticks".- Oh.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Why don't you come with me?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37It'll be warmer in the police station.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Don't worry about me.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43You must do what you think's best, Nick.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46I'll be back soon.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33As he settled down to wait,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Nick's one comfort was thinking of his family.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41His beloved mother and sister in the care of Uncle Ralph

0:09:41 > 0:09:42who had kindly put them up

0:09:42 > 0:09:44at his gentlemen's club in the city of London.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48It was a venerable establishment,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50with a rotten underbelly of iniquity and vice

0:09:50 > 0:09:54and a very well-stocked bar, luckily for me.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Don't tell Miss Knagg. - Who's Miss Knagg?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I wish you wouldn't bring him in here...

0:10:03 > 0:10:04lowering the tone.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'd say he was raising it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Noggs doesn't sleep with people for money, as far as I'm aware.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14What about the girl?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17She's quite a beauty.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I have no great taste for beauty.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I just need her to sleep with Hawkovsky - tonight.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27She may need a little cajoling, however...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29make sure she goes through with it.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31She may need more than that.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33What do you suggest?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38What does every young girl think she wants more than anything else?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I haven't the faintest.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Independence.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Here.- Yeah, back in a minute.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Excuse me, are you the police?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07DI Belton, how can I help you, son?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I want to make a report, about the abuse at Dotheolds Hall.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Shocking business. - Have you arrested Mr Squeers?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hang on a tick.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- No - we didn't do anything. - You didn't attack Wackford Squeers?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Well, kind of, but that's not the whole story.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You'll have plenty of time to tell us.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26In prison.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Not so brave now, eh, knuckle boy?

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Ow!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- I thought it was him. - Get in the car!

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Where's my keys?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Come on, we need to hurry. - No...we don't.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52You nicked his car keys?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Nice one, Mrs Smike. - Serves him right.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Squeers has told them a pack of lies.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Better to find that out before they get their hands on you.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Thanks.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I guess I owe you.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09We're even.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12You can go on alone, if you want to?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I CAN look after myself, Nick.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Yeah, I can see that.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Last thing I want to be is a burden.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24You're not.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27We're in this together.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28My uncle...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30He's the only one that can sort this out.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Why don't you call him, see what he says?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34I don't have any credit.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37But if we can find a phone...

0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm sure there'll be one, just around the corner.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Or hitch to London, talk to him in person.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Yeah, someone will be along in a minute.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Have you got a better plan?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53SIREN BLARES

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Run.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Go and enjoy yourself.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Ooh, I didn't know they did them in the black.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Wow, thanks, Uncle Ralph.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04The only condition is that you come and dinner with me

0:13:04 > 0:13:06at my apartment tonight.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07I've got a colleague visiting

0:13:07 > 0:13:10and I find these occasions difficult on my own, you see.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Don't you worry. I can chat to anyone, Ralph.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16On this occasion, it would only be Kat.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Unless of course you need your mother with you at all times?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21No, that's cool with me.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Good, I have arranged for you to go to a film premiere.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26What? With a red carpet and the paparazzi?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Yes, Mr Noggs will accompany you.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And Miss Knagg will call you a cab.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Thanks, Uncle Ralph.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36We'd better get shopping, Kat.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37I will see you tonight.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46SIREN BLARES

0:13:46 > 0:13:49MUSIC BLARES FROM CARAVAN

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Don't think they can hear you.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52What shall I tell them?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm your nana, had a funny turn. Catch me. Ooh.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59# Some find it in your lover's eyes... #

0:13:59 > 0:14:02WOMAN SINGS ALONG OUT OF TUNE

0:14:02 > 0:14:06# Who can deny the joy it brings

0:14:06 > 0:14:09# When you've found that special thing.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12# You're flying without... #

0:14:13 > 0:14:15I've only just turned them off.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19You come any closer and I'll straighten your short and curlies.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ooh, lemon squash.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26You feeling a bit better, Nana?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28A bit, thank you, Nicky.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29I'm sorry if I scared you

0:14:29 > 0:14:33but it's been a while since I've had a man in here.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36But I can tell that you're one of the good ones.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Nice place you've got here.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Are you on holiday? - We're on a mission.

0:14:46 > 0:14:4920 talent contests in five weeks

0:14:49 > 0:14:52every summer up and down the country.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56It's a hard life but it's worth it - my little girl's going to be a star.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Milton Keynes, 7pm tonight?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I know and we've just blown a back tyre!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05We're actually headed that way.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08If I change the tyre, would you give us a lift, please?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'll give you a ride anytime.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13And your nana, of course.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16But you don't need to worry about the tyre. Mariah's got that covered.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Who's Mariah?- Mariah? - I've fixed it, Mum.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Look at the state of you!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22We're going to be late.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Maybe we could give it a miss tonight?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Give it a miss?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29THIS could be the one.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33It's an audience vote and you'll have some fans cheering you on.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40But we'll never get there in time.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42RADIO PLAYS POP SONG

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hi, Uncle Ralph, it's Nick, again.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Can you please give me a call when you get this message?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52It's urgent.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55What's so urgent, Nick Nickleby?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Nothing.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59We just have to get to London.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I don't know if we can stay for the show.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03It's not easy for my Mariah.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Going up against all the locals.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Her talent outshines them all but...

0:16:08 > 0:16:11it's a vicious world and we need all the support we can get.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Oh! You feel like you'd have a good, strong clap.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Good book?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You taking the mick?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25No, I just...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28..couldn't see what it was about.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29What's it about?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Fuel injection, this bit is.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Sounds complicated. - Not really.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Rest your voice, Mariah, you know what happened last time.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- WHISPERS:- What happened last time?

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Nodules.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46All that way to Whitby and we had to pull out at the last minute.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47I think I've still got them, Mum.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- MARIAH COUGHS WEAKLY - Have some squash.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53And not another word until you're up on stage, blowing them all away.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55COUGHING

0:16:55 > 0:16:57No, you're all right.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Mariah, not another word.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Sorry, Mum.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08LIGHT OPERA MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Maybe I should wear my boots with it?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Not a good look, Kitty Kat - a bit studenty.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I don't think I can walk in those.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You don't have to move.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Just sit there and be beautiful.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33But it's up to you, of course.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Cab's coming at eight.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I didn't dare go any more risque.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm still in mourning, after all.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Should I wear my boots, Mum?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Perhaps a cardie? I don't want to give Mr Noggs the wrong idea.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55With this dress, what do you reckon?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I can imagine Ralph being a cupid.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59But...I'm just not ready.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I wonder what Ralph's flat's like?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, those'll give you terrible bunions, love.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10I like them.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You're wearing that to the premiere?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'm going to wait in the car.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34I'll call her room.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I could come back here, during the film, if you like?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I just noticed you've got some...

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Some bulbs need changing.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I can change my own bulbs, thank you, Mr Noggs.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Weird.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54There's no answer.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Hope you don't mind me tagging along, Ralph.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02But I couldn't let Kat stagger around unaided...

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- I did tell her I'd be fine.- Yes.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Oh, I knew it would be open plan!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh, look, Kat!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Vladimir, this is my niece, Kat.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17And her mother, who won't be staying.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21I can look after Kat, Mr Noggs is waiting for you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25It was a very nice gesture. but Mr Noggs is not really my type.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28This is much more my kind of thing - a classy drinks do.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Charming to meet you, Vladimir.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- It is a pleasure. - Oh, I love an accent, what is that?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Katerina.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36It is a pleasure to meet you again.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41MUSIC: "Around The World" by Daft Punk

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Uncle Ralph, it's Nick again.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Please give me a call back on my number.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Doesn't look like he'll get back to us tonight.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14What does she look like?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Mariah!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20You look nice.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24I forgot my lip gloss.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32They said we were too late.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34They're terrified of her talent.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I've told them,

0:20:36 > 0:20:39if they try to keep her down, they'll have me to deal with.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Is she ready yet?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I don't think so.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, you'll be knocked for six when you see her.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Look.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50It's her portfolio.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You need a portfolio ready, you know,

0:20:53 > 0:20:54for agents.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Bucks Fizz.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Were you in Bucks Fizz?

0:21:11 > 0:21:15No, I wasn't.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Do you know what, Vladimir?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25He let us into the office, Mum.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28No, no... Were you at Kate and Will's wedding maybe?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Look, why don't I take you to the premiere now?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32We can grab a cab on the street.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm sure Mr Hawkovsky is tired of our company.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Hawkovsky? The pervert!

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Kat. Get away from him.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42You mustn't believe everything you read in the papers.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43I've known Vladimir for many, many years,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45and he's perfectly respectable.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47That's what they do, Ralph.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49They take advantage of your trusting nature.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51- We should call the police. - No!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I will go. I did not come here to be insulted.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Vladimir, this can be rectified.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Yes, I do hope so.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03APPLAUSE

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Marvin Ball, everybody!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Can he be beaten?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11There's only one more act to go.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Back, again...

0:22:13 > 0:22:16For the third year running...

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Mariah Crummles.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Woo!

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Woo...!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Is she here?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Mariah?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Woo!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Woo! Yeah!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Woo!

0:22:47 > 0:22:51MUSIC: "All This Time" by Michelle McManus

0:23:05 > 0:23:09# This time yesterday

0:23:09 > 0:23:13# I thought I was going to die... #

0:23:16 > 0:23:19AUDIENCE WHISPERS

0:23:19 > 0:23:21SHE MOUTHS

0:23:27 > 0:23:31# Now I'm looking far ahead

0:23:31 > 0:23:35# I only see clear blue skies

0:23:35 > 0:23:38# I hope this feeling lasts me

0:23:38 > 0:23:41BOTH: # Until the end of time

0:23:41 > 0:23:44# I don't see the things that bring me down

0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Like I used to

0:23:46 > 0:23:48# No

0:23:48 > 0:23:51# There were times I felt like giving up

0:23:51 > 0:23:54# But we came through

0:23:54 > 0:23:58# All this time

0:23:58 > 0:24:02# We've come a long, long way

0:24:02 > 0:24:06# Waited a lifetime for today

0:24:06 > 0:24:09# I'm praying this moment's here to stay

0:24:09 > 0:24:12# All this time

0:24:13 > 0:24:17# When everyone else said I was wrong

0:24:17 > 0:24:20# You gave me a reason to be strong

0:24:20 > 0:24:24# You gave me the will to carry on

0:24:24 > 0:24:27# All this time. #

0:24:35 > 0:24:38I did my bit, sir...

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Unlike Mr Noggs.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yes, well we have to get rid of the mother

0:24:42 > 0:24:45and bring the girl around to the idea of...

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Delivering a result. Quickly.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48SNAPS FINGERS

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Any suggestions?

0:24:49 > 0:24:52I'm sure it'll be possible, sir.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55If you make it worth my while.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00# All this time

0:25:00 > 0:25:04# We've come a long, long way

0:25:04 > 0:25:07# I've waited a lifetime for today. #

0:25:07 > 0:25:11La la la - now then, here you go, you deserve that.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Now, buy yourself some phone credit.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15How did you know the words?

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Michelle McManus. Pop Idol Two.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22All that telly comes in handy.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well done, Mariah.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Yeah, thanks. We've really done it now.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Didn't I tell you, Mariah?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34You just have to stick with it and then one day...

0:25:34 > 0:25:38The sky's your limit. Record deals. TV shows.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Your own brand of perfume.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42We've got to come up with some proper duets for tomorrow's show.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48We're really grateful for you letting us stay the night, but...

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I don't think we can come with you to the show.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- We've got to get to... - To London.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58And - that's where it is. Barnet Shopping City.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Noon.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02You've got to do it, Mrs Smike. It could be your big break.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'm just happy singing. I don't want to be famous.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Is your nana mad, or what?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12If you drop us off at Barnet, that'd be great.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16Okey-dokey. Well, that gives me enough time...

0:26:16 > 0:26:18To get you to change your mind.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23Now then, let me see where I can squeeze you in.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25ANSWER MACHINE: Uncle Ralph, it's Nick again.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Please give me a call back on my number.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Message deleted.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Are you having trouble sleeping, Nick?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16No, I'm fine, thanks.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I've got a queen-size back there.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Plenty of room.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Nice and soft.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26No, no. I prefer it...

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Hard?

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Here, I prefer it here.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Why don't you stay for the tour, Nick?

0:27:34 > 0:27:38Your nana'd love it. And you...

0:27:40 > 0:27:42We need a man about the place, me and Mariah.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Cramp! Nick...quick!

0:27:45 > 0:27:50Oh, Mrs Crummles. Trouble sleeping?

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Yeah, just, er...getting off.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Now I owe you again.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Never.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13You got me out.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Frannie said you'd been locked up all your life.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Why did they lock you up, Mrs Smike?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Why did you lose your farm?

0:28:38 > 0:28:40My dad died.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Left us in debt.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48He lost everything we owned and he never said a thing.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55Some things hurt too much to say.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02SHE COUGHS

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Are you all right?

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Nodules.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11CHUCKLES

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Better rest your voice.

0:29:35 > 0:29:40# All this time...

0:29:40 > 0:29:44# When else everyone said I was wrong

0:29:44 > 0:29:47# You gave me a reason to be strong... #

0:29:47 > 0:29:50TOILET FLUSHES

0:29:50 > 0:29:53# But we came through

0:29:53 > 0:29:57# All this time

0:29:57 > 0:30:02# We've come a long, long way

0:30:02 > 0:30:05# Waited a lifetime for today

0:30:05 > 0:30:08# I'm praying... #

0:30:12 > 0:30:15Uncle Ralph. You need to do something about Dotheolds.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17We've got to tell the authorities.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23SNORING

0:30:23 > 0:30:27PHONE RINGS

0:30:27 > 0:30:28Mmm?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Have you found him yet? - Oh! Good morning, sir.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33My nephew. Is he locked up?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Not yet, sir. Almost.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Sort it out, Squeers. Right now.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Because if he opens his big mouth and messes up my deal,

0:30:41 > 0:30:45I'll hold you personally responsible.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Oh... We need to get some breakfast.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50We need to find the scoundrels.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53They'll be out of the country by now, man.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56PHONE BEEPS

0:30:56 > 0:30:57No.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59- There's been a sighting.- Eh?

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Aaah!

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Oh, wake up, Nick. Mrs Smike.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Mariah's missing. All her stuff's gone!

0:31:12 > 0:31:13Ohh! Ohh!

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Are you sure it were Mrs Smike singing?

0:31:22 > 0:31:25So, she's not in prison?

0:31:25 > 0:31:28She made it. She's free.

0:31:28 > 0:31:29Ooh!

0:31:30 > 0:31:33It's a good job I was there. What if he'd got his mitts on Kat?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Why? What would he have done?

0:31:35 > 0:31:39Absolutely nothing. That sleaze is simply peddled by his enemies.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41But I should have told you that he was there.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43It's not your fault, Ralph.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46That's why I'd like to make it up to you, Mrs Nickleby.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48A luxury spa break.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52Oh, look, Kat! A luxury spa break!

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Ooh, we could have a seaweed wrap.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Contrary to what people might think, I'm not exactly made of money.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Now, I've made the arrangements for you,

0:31:58 > 0:32:01but I was rather hoping that Kat might help her brother pay me back.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03There's a job going here.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Here? - Yes. If you'd like it.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Ms Knagg would be happy to train you up.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Well, I've done some bar work at our fete,

0:32:11 > 0:32:13just glass-collecting and stuff.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Well, there may be a little bit more to it than that.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17But I'm sure you'll be a natural.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25I don't understand. It's all about to happen for her.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28We've worked so hard for this, for so long.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29I always knew she had it in her,

0:32:29 > 0:32:32and now she's going to throw it all away.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35After everything I've done for her.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37After everything you've done for her.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39And what's that supposed to mean?

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Are you sure you've been doing it for her?

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Mariah?

0:32:50 > 0:32:54Mariah, where are you going? Your mum's worried about you.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57What? She is! You have to go back.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59I'm not going back. You heard her.

0:32:59 > 0:33:00She'll never stop now.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Why don't you just tell her, if you don't want to do it?

0:33:02 > 0:33:05There's no point. She won't listen.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Then we have to make her.

0:33:08 > 0:33:13I've only just started living my life, Mrs Crummles...

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Trust me, you don't want to wait this long.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18I am living it. This is what I love doing.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22Maybe you should do it then.

0:33:22 > 0:33:23Me?

0:33:23 > 0:33:27No, no, no, no, no.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29I'm well past it.

0:33:29 > 0:33:30I mean, look at me.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Look at me!

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Yeah, but you're a one-off.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37I'm just another mum who's missed her chance.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38There's no market for that.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42You don't need one. You don't even need an audience.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Just...

0:33:44 > 0:33:46If it makes you happy...

0:33:48 > 0:33:53# Run for the sun, little one

0:33:53 > 0:33:56# You're an outlaw once again

0:33:56 > 0:34:00# Time to change, superman

0:34:00 > 0:34:04# He'll be with us while he can

0:34:04 > 0:34:11BOTH: # In the land of make believe. #

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Have you never wanted to do it?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25It wasn't too bad at first.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26But it got worse?

0:34:28 > 0:34:31She got this idea that I was good at it.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35But people only voted for me cos they thought I was cute.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39You're definitely not cute when you do that.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46She just doesn't get it. Does my head in.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49My mum's the same. I'm like, "I'm over here, Mum."

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Yeah, but you've got your nana.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53I've just got her.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55You've not just got her.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57She can't ignore all of us.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Can't she?

0:34:59 > 0:35:00Why don't you come back and see?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Mariah, thank goodness. - Mum...

0:35:07 > 0:35:11- You had me worried half to death, running off like that.- Mum!

0:35:16 > 0:35:19I don't think I can do this any more, Mum.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20I'm no good at it...

0:35:21 > 0:35:24And even if I was, I don't want to be a star.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I want to be a mechanic, or...something.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31One day.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33But now...

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Now I just want to go home.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40Oh, love. Why didn't you say?

0:35:40 > 0:35:44Don't tell me, I know. I know what I'm like.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- But if you'd only have said then we could have...- Shut up, Mum!

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Just for one minute.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02- Nice one, Nana. - You too.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Guess we'll have to find ourselves another lift to London.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09Oh, I think we owe you that much. Come on.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Oi! Stay where you are, son.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Look after Mrs Smike. I'll catch you up.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- Go! Go! - No, don't leave me!

0:36:20 > 0:36:21Get back in the car!

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Don't leave, no, we have to stay together, Nick!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Nick!

0:37:04 > 0:37:05Inspector? Where are you?

0:37:05 > 0:37:08I've lost him.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10It's because of you, isn't it?

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Why my uncle's not been returning my calls?

0:37:12 > 0:37:14You've lied to him too.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Please don't hurt me. The police will be here in a minute.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19- This won't take long. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

0:37:19 > 0:37:23Don't tell me. Tell my uncle.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26The truth now!

0:37:29 > 0:37:31I'm busy.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33You need to know, sir... It's about Nick. I was lying.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36He hasn't do anything wrong. It was all me.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39You need to sack me and have me arrested instead.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Is my nephew with you, by any chance?

0:37:45 > 0:37:47It's all true, Uncle Ralph.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49Squeers has been abusing the residents at Dotheolds.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51You need to tell the police.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Of course, of course.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Why don't you just tell me where you are?

0:37:58 > 0:37:59I know they provide everything,

0:37:59 > 0:38:02but I thought I'd bring my own things, just in case.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- You'd better give me your phone. - My phone?

0:38:05 > 0:38:08They're not allowed. Peace and quiet and all that.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09What if I need to talk to someone?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11You'll be fine.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Well... You will keep an eye on Kat for me, won't you?

0:38:14 > 0:38:19I mean, I know she's a big girl now, but you never really stop worrying.

0:38:20 > 0:38:21We're going to be late.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27SIREN BLARES

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Nick Nickleby... You're under arrest.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37Catch up. It's Squeers who's being arrested.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38What?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Like the man said. You're under arrest, Nick Nickleby.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Is that the mother's phone?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00You might as well get rid of it.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03She'll be back in a couple of days.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Yes, by which time, the girl will have served her purpose.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07What about Nick?

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- I'm going to visit him now. In prison.- Prison?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Do you want me to come?

0:39:14 > 0:39:15Why so concerned, Noggs?

0:39:15 > 0:39:17I'm not concerned.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Are you developing a conscience in your latter years?

0:39:20 > 0:39:23In which case you might want to confess all your crimes to the police.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Or I could show them the file in my safe.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Was just trying to be helpful.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Indeed.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Uncle Ralph. Have you talked to them?

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- I have. - So...are they letting me out?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Well, if you're a good boy, keep your head down,

0:39:55 > 0:39:56you could get out in a matter of months.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- What?- If, on the other hand, you cause me any more trouble,

0:40:00 > 0:40:04go around protesting your innocence, it could be some years.

0:40:06 > 0:40:07You've lied.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11- To the police? - Take care what you say.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14I shall make you prove it.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19You know, don't you?

0:40:19 > 0:40:21About Dotheolds. You knew all along.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25Just like your father, really.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26Very naive.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30What do you mean? How was my father naive?

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Well, he came to me. For help.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37Rather surprised he did what I suggested, really.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42But that was Nicholas for you... so trusting.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44- So stupid.- You.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47You screwed him over.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Goodbye...

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Nick Nickleby.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11I will undertake an inspection of your flagship care home later today.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Stop! An inspector's coming to visit.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14Look after your sister.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16My sister? What's he done to her?

0:41:16 > 0:41:19You remind me of me, when I first came to London.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20You've got to come with me.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Where to, Nick? Have you got us a place to stay?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24The dinner with Hawkovsky's tonight.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26I have every confidence in you, Miss Knagg.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27If you want to get a result,

0:41:27 > 0:41:29there is only one way to guarantee it.

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