0:00:02 > 0:00:05My dad died and left us in debt. What happened to you, Mrs Smike?
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Sit down.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09I said let her go!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12She's made it. She's free!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14My uncle, he's the only one who can sort this out.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17All that remains is for you to sign.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20I think I will go and see the lovely Katerina first.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- What do you want her for? - For Hawkovsky.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25She might need a little cajoling. There's a job going here.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Here?- Ms Knag is happy to train you up.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Just like your father really. Very naive.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34You screwed him over?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Goodbye, Nick Nickleby.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25'Nick had been up all night, trying to come up with a plan
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'to get out of this mess and get back at Ralph.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31'I'd been doing likewise,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35'every night for as long as I could remember.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'We both failed, miserably.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52'So I decided it was about time we helped each other out.'
0:02:04 > 0:02:07BUZZER
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Excuse me. Do you work here?- No.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23I'm a friend of Nick Nickleby's.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I suggest you contact the police.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Are you Uncle Ralph? Nick said that you'd help him.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34I have to get to work.
0:02:34 > 0:02:40Why? This work. What's it all for?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42So I don't end up like you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Squeers?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Good morning, sir.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Where's Noggs?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11We went out. To celebrate.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I was telling him about us catching Nick,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16then I can't remember anything...
0:03:16 > 0:03:17except a kebab.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- BUZZER - Get rid of her.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Not today, thank you... Oh.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29It's CRAaPU!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The Care Review Assessment and Policy Unit.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Apologies. One moment.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Come on, tidy up, they can't see us like this.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41You'll ruin everything.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56I don't do prison food.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Come on.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I don't understand.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I've made the charges disappear.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Now you're free to get back at Ralph.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I thought you were on his side?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Apparently not.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20And he's never going to know that this was me, is he?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23What are you scared of, Newman?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Look after your sister.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32My sister? What's he done to her?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I've got to get back to work. Good luck, Nick Nickleby.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Mrs Smike!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You're very lucky, Kitty Kat.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56There are lots of girls who want to work here.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Thanks to your uncle, you've jumped the queue.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Uncle Ralph didn't really say what the job was.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04It's very simple.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09We do whatever it takes to keep our members happy.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Cool. I can do that.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14But, you know I'm not old enough to serve?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18This is a private members' club. We make our own rules.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20The first rule is,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22forget all the things you've been told you can't do.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Are you sure this is the right way?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Used to live around here. Care in the Community, they called it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33How did you find Ralph's office?
0:05:33 > 0:05:38Mariah googled him, they dropped me off. I feel sorry for him.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I don't.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41He seemed lost.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I could kill him. If he's done anything to Kat...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51We've got to find her. Come on.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Mr Cheerybles. Is this a routine inspection?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Or is there any particular reason...?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Any reason would be confidential,
0:05:58 > 0:06:03hence if I said it was routine, there could also be a reason.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05But it could also be routine.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Yes. But we both know my bid is being considered this week.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15I cannot say whether I know or do not know anything about any bid.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I am merely here to assess your management systems, I will
0:06:18 > 0:06:23then undertake an inspection of your flagship care home later today.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Well, I'm sure you will find everything is in order.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Please, take a seat.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40He's going to Dotheolds Hall.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- What? When?- This afternoon.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Get up there and make sure it passes. Come on.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I won't let you down, sir.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Sorry I'm late, I had to... - I don't care where you've been.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Just go and get me the books for the care homes.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53We're being inspected.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56You'll be wanting the clean versions then?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Just go and get them. Now.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08What are you doing here?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I've come to get you and Mum out of here.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- But why aren't you...? - We're going, now.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14I'm not going anywhere.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- What's wrong with you? - Ralph's not who we thought he was. - Why, what's he done?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21This is all his fault. Everything. He screwed Dad over.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Made him lose all his money. - How would he do that?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I... I don't know exactly. I just know he did it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Why don't we go and talk to him?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30No. He can't know I'm here.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Why not? What have you done, Nick?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You think everything's my fault? I've come here to help you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're going to lose me my job!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Noggs told me to look after you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I can look after myself just fine, thanks.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I've got to go. - You've got to come with me.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Where to, Nick? Have you got us a place to stay?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56We can talk later, after my shift.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I hope you won't miss your train.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'd like you to see Dotheolds Hall at its best.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12One can usually tell a good home at a single glance.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Happy residents, you see.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19But don't you think, if she got away, maybe we can too?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Squeers isn't here.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26I suppose we could maybe... break out.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31We can't break out. We can't even make a telephone call.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32We can't just sit here.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Why ever not, Mr Cobbey?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I'd love to sit on my backside all day but I'm too busy,
0:08:43 > 0:08:47taking care of you ungrateful lot.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56Can't we do something different today? Like we did with Nick.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Singing's banned. You can blame him and Mrs Smike for that.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06How about a walk? Outside?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09No way. A health and safety nightmare!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12You just stay put.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Why wouldn't she believe me?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Cos then she'd be here sitting on a bench instead of there
0:09:22 > 0:09:24in that nice club.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Though it mightn't be all that nice really.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28What do you mean?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Just a feeling.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- So what do we do now?- Stop him!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- How can we? He's too powerful. - Not him. Him. Quick!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I had heard that nobody would help you in London,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04but I knew that it could not be true.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05We're not from London.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I am Mrs Khenwigs. This is my son, Muzz.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16We are indebted to you both.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Not at all.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18You're bleeding.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21It's nothing.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Let me see. - Are you all right?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26He just clipped me a bit. It'll be fine if I don't put weight on it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I feel terrible. Absolutely terrible.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30We'll be all right.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You must come to our home, let us take care of you.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36We should all take a cab and go there right now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38If you insist.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Good. Well, go on then, get a cab.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oh. OK.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00They are not royalty, Maddy.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05I don't want them to leg it when they see the state of this place.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08They know we have no money. That is the deal, isn't it?
0:11:08 > 0:11:13They give you money. The boy gets to stay here.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14He's not "the boy".
0:11:14 > 0:11:17His name is Muzz and he's going to be your son-in-law.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Please, don't remind me.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22You might like him.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Mrs Khenwigs says he's lovely, funny, charming,
0:11:26 > 0:11:28and great with kids.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33People marry first, fall in love later...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Sounds like a child's tale. - Why don't you go and lie down
0:11:36 > 0:11:38if you can't bring yourself to be welcoming?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What if someone finds out?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55No-one's going to find out, Dad. It's going to be fine.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Very nice. And strong.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You'll make our members very happy.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14So I bring them drinks. I talk to them.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18You listen to them, fascinated. You laugh at their jokes.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20And that's it?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Well, that's up to you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24What do you mean?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26There are no limits, remember?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29If you want to go home with them, that's entirely up to you.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I think it's safe to say I won't.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37It's different up close.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40They may look like old men, but they're very powerful.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You might be surprised.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43I don't think so.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Maybe after a couple of these.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49It would take more than a couple of those to lose it to some old codger,
0:12:49 > 0:12:50no matter how powerful he was.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55You mean, you haven't...?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Wasn't in any hurry to, not with the morons at school.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02You want to get it over with, Kitty Kat.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's no big deal, after all.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Why don't you do the next one on the list, the White Russian?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'll update your uncle on your progress.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15All going well?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18When I said I could get her to sleep with Hawkovsky,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I didn't realise she was still playing with Sindy dolls.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22What?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25An innocent. Pure as the driven...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Oh. What difference does that make?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Don't tell me you haven't done this sort of thing before.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32It'll take more than a day.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yes, but the dinner with Hawkovsky is tonight.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I have every confidence in you, Ms Knag.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41As long as the extra effort is reflected in my fee?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Yes, yes, whatever it takes. - Uncle Ralph?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I was just talking to Ms Knag - apparently you're a star pupil.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Yeah... Could I have a word, in private?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Yes, of course, darling.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What seems to be the matter?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Nothing. It's just...
0:14:05 > 0:14:09I keep wondering, did Dad never come and see you, before he...?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13What brought this on?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I just think if I had a brother, who was good with money,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I'd go to him if I was in trouble.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You know, we weren't very close.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I'm not very good with people.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29He did come to me, but he'd run up a lot of debt,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32he thought the stock market would solve all his problems.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I did warn him against it, but, er...he wouldn't listen.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Couldn't you have helped - told him where to invest or whatever?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yes, but if I take a risk a lot of money, nobody gets hurt.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46But he had a family, you see.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I told him he should never put that in jeopardy.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It's too precious.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- He could be really stubborn.- Yes.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01He was a passionate man. That was his failing really.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Subdue your appetites, my dear, and you've conquered human nature.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08How are you enjoying the job?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Yeah, it's cool. I really like Ms Knag.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yes, well, you can learn a lot from her.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- You could go a long way, you know. - I'm back!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Mum?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Did you enjoy the spa, Mrs Nickleby?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27It was heavenly, Ralph. Heavenly! But so quiet. I nearly went nuts.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Thank goodness I managed to cadge a lift with a Ukrainian truck driver.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Couldn't understand a word, but we chatted all the way.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35You don't mind, do you, Ralph?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37No, not at all, but I'd hate for you to miss out.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40You could have some treatments in your room?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41She deserves it, doesn't she?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44You might as well, Mum. I'll be working.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45As long as I can have the telly on.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48They had no telly. Imagine!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06DOORBELL
0:16:06 > 0:16:08HE GRUNTS
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Maddy, my lovely!- Mrs Khenwigs!
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Even more beautiful than before.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Maddy?- Nick? Where's Muzz?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oo-ey.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You two know each other?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I had heard London had no community, but I knew it could not be true.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29This is my friend, Mrs Smike.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Hello, Maddy.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Yeah. Can I just...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Would you mind waiting here a moment?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Mrs Khenwigs, come in. Muzz.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I think she likes you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47What's Nick doing here?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49We were attacked.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51They came to our aid and now they are injured.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Have you called the police?
0:16:52 > 0:16:57I did not think it was a wise idea given our arrangements.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yeah. Good thinking.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02If the attacker had taken the bag, your money would be gone.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05You should be grateful to Nick and Mrs Smike.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07We just don't want anyone to know what we're doing.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08They will have no idea.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14You and Muzz are young and in love. Everyone can see that.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24You'd better come in. Mrs Smike, let me help you.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28How was your emergency the other day?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Fine, thanks. I'll pay you back.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33No, I didn't mean - I tried to text, see if you were all right,
0:17:33 > 0:17:34but my phone...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I'm fine, thank you.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Now my fiance's here.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42You don't mean... Muzz?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44They've come for the wedding.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Congratulations.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Daddy!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Is something wrong? - No, I've just missed you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Haven't you brought us back any new recruits?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04London must be full of old biddies.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I've been a tad preoccupied, Franniekins.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Come inside. It'll be nice and quiet.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12They were getting a bit uppity,
0:18:12 > 0:18:14but I've stuck some sedative in the custard
0:18:14 > 0:18:16so they'll be zonked out in no time.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Stop!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- We'll have proper custard today. - What's proper custard?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- An inspector is coming to visit from CRAaPU.- What's CRAaPU?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Never you mind. Just be on your best behaviour.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Take this away. Stash the powdered stuff in the cooler.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Find some vegetables. - Where from?- Anywhere. Come on! We don't have long.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41An inspector.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45If you were worried, you should have just called. Cheerybles is harmless.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- The deal is not in danger. - Are you sure about that, Ralph?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Absolutely. My manager has sailed through hundreds of inspections.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Really, everything's under control, Verisopht.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58This inspection might be a bit tougher than usual.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- There's been an e-mail. - An e-mail?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Came in through on the inspection unit's website.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10It makes allegations about your flagship home and its manager.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Appears to come from some relation of yours. Nick Nickleby?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19My nephew. A delinquent, totally unhinged.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Rest assured, the allegations will carry no weight,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25seeing as he is in prison.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Well, nothing to be worried about then.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Mr Hawkovsky, welcome back. This is our new girl, Kat.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yes. We have met.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45What was all that about?
0:19:45 > 0:19:51Nothing. Well, Mum called him a pervert, but he is, isn't he?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Shame on you, Kitty Kat.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57A lot of bad people have reason to ruin a man like Vladimir Hawkovsky.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06So...he isn't a pervert?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07He's a fascinating gentleman -
0:20:07 > 0:20:10the perfect example of what I was talking about.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Why don't you go to dinner with him tonight?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I don't think I'm ready.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19I do. Just relax, have a martini, go with the flow.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22You'll soon be having fun.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27And you do owe it to him. After your family offended him.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32He prizes his honour very highly.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36OK, yeah. That'll be cool.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Good.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Make yourselves at home. If you need anything, just ask.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48We are your humble servants.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50We're fine, thank you.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Maddy, dear, would you make some tea for our guests
0:20:53 > 0:20:54after their ordeal?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Yeah, course, the kettle's on.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59And some more cakes perhaps? For Muzz.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01You know how he loves his cake.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Yep, Muzz loves his cakes.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Right away, if you don't mind?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09The meals on the plane were so very small.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- I'll give you a hand. - No, thanks. I can manage.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Such a lovely girl. They say girls from London are too wayward.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19But Maddy is an angel.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yeah.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24She needs to improve her domestic skills, though.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I should have asked her to bring a duster.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Muzz has terrible allergies.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30HE SNORTS
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Would you mind pouring the tea, Mrs Khenwigs?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I really must see your father, Maddy, dear.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- It's been a very long time. - I'm afraid he's sleeping.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I think I'll have a little lie down myself,
0:21:43 > 0:21:47after this long flight and all this excitement.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Maddy, dear, take good care of our guests?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Thanks for this.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01It wasn't my idea.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Bit mad, isn't it? Us meeting again in a city this big.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Do you want to stop talking so I can do this or what?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Stop smiling. You're going to make it split even more!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I've had the worst few weeks...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I don't know why I'm smiling, do you?
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Stop it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Why don't you do this? I'll see to Mrs Smike.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52We tell the inspector everything. What happens to us -
0:22:52 > 0:22:54the cooler.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Squeers won't let us speak.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01He won't be able to stop us, not with the inspector right there.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05This is our chance to escape. We can do it, Mr Bolder, together.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13MOBILE RINGS
0:23:13 > 0:23:15We've got it all in hand, sir.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18My idiot nephew reported you. That's why they're inspecting.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20'You need to deal with it, Squeers.'
0:23:20 > 0:23:23You can trust me, Mr Nickleby. I'll take special measures.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34HE SPLUTTERS
0:23:42 > 0:23:44How long have you and Muzz known each other?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Ages. Since we were children. Isn't that right, Muzzy?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49HE GRUNTS
0:23:49 > 0:23:52It must've been love at first sight.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56No, he wouldn't look twice at me. I had to wait.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59How long were you married?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00I've never been married.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh. I thought you were Mrs Smike?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05That was a clerical error.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08I'm used to it now.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You can get used to anything, if you have to.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14HE YAWNS EXTRAVAGANTLY
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Do you have to, Maddy?
0:24:18 > 0:24:22BABY GURGLES OVER MONITOR
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I've got to... Sorry.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Did you know she had a baby?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Daddy?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Special measures are in place. Our little insurance policy.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48The inspector's here.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Are you ready to do your thing, Franniekins?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Brilliant, let's go!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58HE SNORES
0:26:09 > 0:26:12What's her name?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Maia.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Hello, Maia. I'm Nick.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Can you say Nick?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21She can't say anything. You're wasting your time.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Am I?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- I'm getting married in 48 hours. - I arrived just in time then.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Muzz is a good man. He's funny. Kind.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- We are talking about the same Muzz? - He's just a bit jet-lagged.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44What do you think, Maia? Do you think your mummy loves Muzz?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You're out of order, Nick. Here! What I owe you. Take it and go.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51I don't want that. I want to know why you're doing this.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Mrs Khenwigs?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03You must be Maddy's dad.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I assumed you would be...
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Aren't you from Jhelum?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13You haven't met her before?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Who?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Mrs Khenwigs.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20So you're not...
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I'm Mrs Smike. Nice to meet you.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32You must be excited about the wedding?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yes...
0:27:35 > 0:27:36I must be.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54I wish I could do something.
0:27:54 > 0:28:00But I am no use, no use at all.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Is someone making you do it? Your parents?
0:28:08 > 0:28:11My mum's dead and my dad's dead against it. It's my decision.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Then it doesn't make any sense.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16He'll be a rubbish dad and a rubbish husband.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20And I - I know we hardly know each other, Maddy, but I...
0:28:20 > 0:28:24They're paying me. OK? Is that what you wanted to hear?
0:28:26 > 0:28:29They get to stay here and I get to keep a roof over her head.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32I can keep my dad alive a bit longer.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37I've tried everything else. I've tried...
0:28:42 > 0:28:47You have to go now. Please.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05PANPIPE MUSIC PLAYS
0:29:15 > 0:29:18We find this kind of thing benefits the residents' mental,
0:29:18 > 0:29:20physical and spiritual well-being.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23They seem well, Mr Squeers.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27But I would like to speak to some of the residents in private.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29No trouble at all, Mr Cheerybles.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33Just make sure you ask them about the business with Nick Nickleby.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40I'm not aware of any business with any Nick Nickleby.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44But if I was, what would I be asking them?
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Just to tell the truth, about what he did.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50It would form a key part of the healing process.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Her dad told me.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08I'm sorry.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10We should go. Don't ask me where.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14A nice bench maybe?
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Are you OK to walk?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23With a bit of help.
0:30:28 > 0:30:32So it was Nick Nickleby himself who was perpetrating the abuse?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37He were twisted, vicious.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39We were all scared of him.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44If that were the case, and I'm not saying it is or it isn't,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47why would he make these allegations?
0:30:48 > 0:30:53Mr Squeers was going to sack him. Nick wanted revenge.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00You won't be downgrading Mr Squeers, will you?
0:31:01 > 0:31:04He really is a five-star manager.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08I can't say one way or the other, obviously,
0:31:08 > 0:31:12but thank you for telling me the truth.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26HE COUGHS
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Outstanding custard, Mr Squeers.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34I'll send you the recipe.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37And if you have any beloved relatives in need of care,
0:31:37 > 0:31:39you know the best place to send them.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43I shall file my report tomorrow. You will be sent a copy.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Tomorrow? Doesn't it take months?
0:31:45 > 0:31:51It can take months, or it can take hours. It all depends.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54On whether a government committee is waiting for it?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Oh... I really...
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Couldn't say?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Quite so.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Safe home, Mr Cheerybles.
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Oh, you're going to be very pleased with me, sir.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Hiya, Mr Noggs.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25What are you doing here?
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- Come to see Uncle Ralph. Is he in? - Yeah, but he's...
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Oh, and what you said to Nick.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Tell him he should look after himself.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Well done, Squeers.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42You've put yourself in line for the role of national care home manager.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Got to go.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Sorry, I should have waited.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53You look nice.
0:32:53 > 0:32:58I'm having dinner at the club with Mr Hawkovsky.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Oh? He will be pleased.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Feel I owe it to him, after how we treated him last time.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08A very mature decision.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14You remind me of me, when I first came to London.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16You leave yourself open to opportunities,
0:33:16 > 0:33:20there's no telling what you might achieve.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Here, I got this for you.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31I was thinking about what you were saying earlier.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34About you not being good with people.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36And I just wanted to say...
0:33:36 > 0:33:39I think you're all right.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Anyway. I'd better go.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Kat? Thank you.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27You lose something, you find something.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Might take time.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33But you've got plenty of that.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37We found each other, didn't we?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41All those years I had to wait.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Are you all right, Mrs Smike?
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Just a bit tired, that's all.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Let's go back to Kat. See if she can get you a room at the club.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Wouldn't that mean asking Ralph?
0:35:04 > 0:35:06What choice do we have?
0:35:08 > 0:35:12I can sleep where I drop, me. Care in the Community!
0:35:12 > 0:35:13SHE SPLUTTERS
0:35:18 > 0:35:21No, not any more. Come on.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I spent the whole day with Kat. She's as ready as she'll ever be.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Yes, well, that's up to her.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36We only agreed that she'd go to dinner after all.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39So you don't want her to sleep with him anymore?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41As I said, that's her decision. Nothing to do with me.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43She can take her chance.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47I thought you wanted to keep Mr Hawkovsky happy?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49He's expecting more than a peck on the cheek.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52What about my extra fee?
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Given the distance I've managed to take her in one day.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58You'll be paid more than enough for a few hours' work.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59More than you're worth.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06I'll be in my room. Let me know when it's done.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Whatever you say, sir.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31I'll be going to work soon, Mum.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34You enjoy yourself, love.
0:36:34 > 0:36:40I'd pop down and support you, only I have been wrapped, peeled,
0:36:40 > 0:36:47pummelled, pricked, hot stones on my back, candles in my ear,
0:36:47 > 0:36:49mud everywhere. Oh, I'm exhausted!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53You just rest, Mum. I'll be fine.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Her first time?
0:36:56 > 0:36:58I didn't think it was fair,
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Mr Nickleby making out you'd get your way easily,
0:37:01 > 0:37:03when he knew full well it wasn't the case.
0:37:05 > 0:37:10I could easily slip something into Kat's drink to relax her.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14I will relax her with my wit, with my stories!
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Girls do not need drugs to fall for Vladimir Hawkovsky.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21This one will, trust me.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25If you want a result, there's only one way to guarantee it.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29As long as you're willing to make it worth my while.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33For her first time, money is no object.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35I'll put it in her martini.
0:37:36 > 0:37:40- By the time she's had her hors d'oeuvre... - I can have my main course!
0:37:41 > 0:37:44That way everyone will be happy.
0:37:45 > 0:37:50Ralph will get his contract, I'll get paid, and you'll get Kitty Kat.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53And she will get the best night of her life!
0:37:53 > 0:37:54THEY CHUCKLE
0:37:54 > 0:37:57That's my sister you're talking about.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Thanks, Mrs Smike.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10I think we'd better be going.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18The boy just went mad.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Said she was his sister, so I'm assuming he must be...
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Nick Nickleby.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31There is some spell about that boy.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40Noggs, I'm at the club. Get down here now!
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Woah. What happened?
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Your brother, after everything I've done for him.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Do not let her see me like this!
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Dinner is cancelled for tonight. Go to your room.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57MOBILE RINGS
0:39:08 > 0:39:09I can only apologise, Vladimir.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13You can do more than that!
0:39:13 > 0:39:17What the hell are you playing at? What's wrong with you, Nick?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19- I did it to protect you!- From what? - That pervert from the papers!
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- You don't know what you're talking about.- He was going to drug you!
0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Come off it. - It's true, dear, we heard him.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Why can't you just believe me for once?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Because all you ever do is beat people up.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Oh, but when Uncle Ralph bankrupts Dad, that's fine with you?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34He explained all that to me.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38Oh, yeah? Or did his money do all the explaining?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- I've been working to support Mum and me.- You have to...
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Don't tell me how to run my life when you can't even run your own.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46SHE COUGHS
0:39:50 > 0:39:53If you cannot get rid of him, I can send my people.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56No, Vladimir, I can take care of it. It will give me great pleasure.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58And the crazy old woman?
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Yes. It goes without saying. Anything else?
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Your niece. No more games.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04No more silly little dinners, no more drugs in drinkies.
0:40:04 > 0:40:09Just me, the girl and a bed, tomorrow. Otherwise no deal.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13- Drugs?- Your Ms Knag says Kat needs them to relax.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15It is I who needs relaxing after this!
0:40:15 > 0:40:17I could have been killed.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Don't worry, Vladimir, just go and get some rest.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23I'll take care of everything. I promise.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Have you got somewhere to stay tonight?
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- Why don't we go back to Maddy's?- Who?
0:40:39 > 0:40:40The girl from the CV.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43It wasn't like that.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Here. Take a cab.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55I'm not taking your money.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58She shouldn't be out in the cold, Nick.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07I have to go. Take care of yourself.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21What's happened?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26I've spoken to the police.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31Nick Nickleby was released this morning, all charges expunged.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33At my say so, apparently.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36I wondered - should I show the police the file in my safe,
0:41:36 > 0:41:40- have you locked up for life? - No, Ralph, please -
0:41:40 > 0:41:42you know I only did that for you.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Or should I show it to your victim's family?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46But then I thought no, no...
0:41:47 > 0:41:49He's a friend of mine after all.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53Perhaps I should give him another chance.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56I'm sorry. I'll do anything.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01I want Nick Nickleby buried.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06Time to go home.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Animals.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13I'm sorry. You're nothing more than a bargaining chip.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Uncle Ralph would never...
0:42:15 > 0:42:17"Uncle Ralph". Grow up.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20You'll have the girl tonight.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22I'm sorry, Ralph, I can't do it.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Know thyself, Newman.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29GUNSHOT
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