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0:00:04 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50What's your name?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I told you...

0:00:57 > 0:00:58..I found it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02I was just handing it in.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07That's what you're supposed to do, right?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Are you sure you don't want to give us your name?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Or...where you live?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm going to ask you about this picture.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23It was taken last night near the Lakemead Estate, shortly before an attack took place.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28One man was seriously assaulted. Another was shot...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36That looks like you...

0:01:36 > 0:01:38there in the middle, am I right?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43That's you there, isn't it?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Bit young to be hanging with boys like that, aren't you?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53This other one was taken eight minutes later.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55It doesn't look good.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59It looks like you're running away.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03What happened?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06What did they make you do?

0:02:12 > 0:02:16# Is this the life

0:02:18 > 0:02:22# You would have hoped for?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26# Is this the life

0:02:27 > 0:02:31# You would have died for?

0:02:34 > 0:02:38# But how things change

0:02:40 > 0:02:44# Ooohhh

0:02:46 > 0:02:51# It's still the same

0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Is this the life

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# You would have wished for?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Is this the life

0:03:10 > 0:03:14# You would have killed for?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21# But how things change

0:03:24 > 0:03:30# Ooooh-ooh

0:03:30 > 0:03:36# Yet still the same

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- RADIO:- 'At the moment, schools are said to be under-performing,

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- 'with fewer than 35% of pupils getting five good GCSEs...' - PHONE RINGS

0:03:48 > 0:03:50'..including Maths and English.'

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Hello? - 'Michael Gove says the number should rise to 50% by 2015.'

0:03:53 > 0:03:56'Schools that don't manage it, will be taken over by...'

0:03:56 > 0:03:59'..in this tiny hamlet in Devon. I don't know whether

0:03:59 > 0:04:01'you can hear the drill going behind me.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03'Security man has turned up

0:04:03 > 0:04:06'and he's putting hard board and plywood on the gate...'

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- PHONE RINGS - '..do we want to be eating meat,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11'that is so cheap that it's put small farmers out of business,

0:04:11 > 0:04:16'and that, er, comes from animals who have been reared full of antibiotics and deeply unhappy?'

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- PHONE RINGS - 'Why are you so involved in this particular campaign?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22'My friend, Tracy, made a film and I was very moved...'

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Excuse me, was it you who asked for charcoal?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36It was me. Thank you. PHONE RINGS

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Sorry...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Ted Dennis. - 'Yes, it's Jeffrey Harrison here.'

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, yes, hello.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44'I've been thinking long and hard, and I'm afraid the answer's no.'

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Wait... No, wait, Mr Harrison... - 'Look, Mr Dennis, I haven't got long.'

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Those specs aren't set in stone, you know,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- I quoted you top of the range on the splashback and fittings.. - 'Please, let me finish.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:58We can tweak those, you know, we don't need to go with the Ultraline on the drawers,

0:04:58 > 0:05:00there's other touch-and-slides, we'll get rid of them.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- 'Mr Dennis...'- Yeah, you're right about the breakfast island,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06it's over-egging it,

0:05:06 > 0:05:10so, we'll run the worktop along in a clean line, bring in the balconies...

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Let me do another set of drawings, give me a couple... Hello?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Hello?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE SIGHS

0:05:24 > 0:05:26What...

0:05:34 > 0:05:35What?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Harrison's pulled out.- Oh, Ted...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42It was an open goal. An open bloody goal!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Did he say why?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46No. He just...he just hung up on me.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Five units,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50that would have been...

0:05:52 > 0:05:57..two duplexes..one penthouse.. Oh, Christ...

0:05:59 > 0:06:02He's been playing me off, ain't he?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05All along, I betcha. All along.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11KIDS CHATTER

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Excuse me!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I think you dropped something. There's a bin just there...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hello?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Chelle! Man's tellin' you off!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56No, I'm just asking you politely.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Sorry, what?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01How hard is it to put it in the bin?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Put what?- That. Hmm?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06The bin couldn't be nearer.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- So YOU do it, then, mister.- Hey?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- You got a problem with that, Nik? - No.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- You got a problem, Chelle? - Not really.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Look!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Look, there's a bloke from Hungary, comes every morning

0:07:16 > 0:07:19with his cart and broom, he makes the place spotless -

0:07:19 > 0:07:21you girls come out, it's all messy again.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Well, maybe if it wasn't for us he wouldn't even have a job, would he? - THEY LAUGH

0:07:25 > 0:07:27You know what?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29You're selfish!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Get a life, man, you fucking loser.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42That's put the dampers on tonight, hasn't it?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45We were supposed to be celebrating.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46I put bubbly in.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It doesn't seem right now.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52What do you reckon?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Those bloody girls.- Eh?

0:07:58 > 0:07:59From the school.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I asked one of them to pick up her rubbish.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04All you get is abuse.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08You know the type, all... earrings and attitude.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09So, what do you think?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Course, no-one does anything. No-one gives a stuff.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Are we having it, or not?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Well,- I- do.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23- I- do.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43I live just down the road.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I've just had an incident with one of your pupils.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Would you like to speak to Mr Patel, the Deputy Head?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- OK.- Who shall I say it is?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Er, Dennis. Ted Dennis.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Right, Mr Dennis, take a seat.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Thank you.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Mr Dennis...

0:09:23 > 0:09:26want to come through, please?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29And, er, to top it all, she was abusive.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Abusive?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Yeah, the, um, the main girl. The, um, ringleader, I suppose.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36She, um,

0:09:36 > 0:09:40you know, she... she called me stuff, um...names.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Names?- Well, "loser".- Loser?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Well...she...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48She actually said, "You fucking loser".

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Yes? OK. Sorry, won't be a sec.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Right.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yes, hi, it's Raj Patel here...

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Look, is there any chance we could do this at about 4:30, say?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Yeah, I've just come in from his funeral, as a matter of fact,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13and I'd need to clear it with his mother first.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Also, I've got a couple of timetabling problems to sort out for tomorrow.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20We're right in the middle of our exams, so if we could... Yeah.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Yes, thank you. OK, speak to you later.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- This is a bad time, maybe I should... - Can you describe her?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Um...well...- Any of them?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Um, they were 16, 17 maybe.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Um...

0:10:38 > 0:10:41The girl was tall...ish.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44This is the sixth form.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Mixed race.- Strictly speaking, our jurisdiction

0:10:46 > 0:10:50stops at the school gates, but we take antisocial behaviour seriously.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52I...

0:10:58 > 0:11:00School trips to Nepal, now.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, yes.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Used to be Wookey Hole!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05How's, er...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Mike?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09He was doing Spanish and Business Studies, wasn't he?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13He's working in Snappy Snaps.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Oh, OK.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24That's her, I think.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Rochelle Gooding. OK, I'll have a word with her.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I... I mean, I don't, I don't want to be cranky.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36You've got more important...

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- No, thank you for coming. - What I mean is, um,

0:11:39 > 0:11:40if you don't say anything...

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Quite right. Thank you, Mr Dennis.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45No, thank YOU.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Thank you.- Bye.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- BOYS LAUGH - Oh, he's so brave...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42He's SO tragic.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47'So...

0:12:49 > 0:12:51'..you were just WATCHING the attack?'

0:12:53 > 0:12:54What did you see?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Did you want to join in?

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Did they try and... make you join in?

0:13:11 > 0:13:15See, the longer you sit there, and don't say anything...

0:13:16 > 0:13:19..the more I start to think you're hiding something.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I know, it looks like we're ganging up on you, doesn't it?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30We're not. We're on your side, actually.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Barney, here, is a solicitor, a lawyer.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37He's here to make sure the questions I ask you are fair.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40She's from Social Services.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44She's here to make sure we treat you OK.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49And I think we should try and contact your parents...

0:13:49 > 0:13:52your mum? Dad? Be good if they were here,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54wouldn't it?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58And I'm here to sort out the story.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Well, two stories, I think.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07One is, you find a gun, and you come here, and hand it in.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11That's...that's good.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Very public-spirited of you.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19But then we have this other story,

0:14:19 > 0:14:22and I don't think they quite...fit together.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27You're scared, course you are.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29How old are you? 12?

0:14:29 > 0:14:3013.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34You see,

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I think...

0:14:36 > 0:14:39you've got caught up in something you didn't like.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Am I right?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Where the hell have you been?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I went to the school.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- The school?- About the girl. I spoke to the Deputy Head.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Ted, we've got people coming.

0:15:08 > 0:15:13Well, someone's got to say something.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Look, you haven't done all the kebabs yet.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Said he'd have a word with her. Don't hold your breath.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Anyway, all you can do is say your...

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Can we stop going on about this?

0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK. It's OK. It's done and dusted.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Here.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34It's OK. You know, it's going to be all right tonight.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38It's been a while since me and Kenny got together, you know, just social.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39OK.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Shore things up a bit, I think. HE CHUCKLES

0:15:44 > 0:15:48He was a bit snippy, Harrison.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- You know, he said I was late. - Were you?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Ten, 20 minutes.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Oh, Ted.- It's not my fault, they're digging up the Clapton Road again.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01No time for lunch. Doughnut, at the flipping Wildbean Cafe -

0:16:01 > 0:16:03scalded myself on a coffee, it's a nightmare.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06You... You didn't...

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Didn't what?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12No, I didn't. And I don't want you talking about that tonight, either.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15I don't want him thinking I'm...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17What are you doing? I said we were eating outside.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19You checked the forecast?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Rainy... Sunny...

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Make your minds up.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Look, I'm sorry I snapped.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37- I just don't want it to be an issue, OK?- Yeah,

0:16:37 > 0:16:38you told me. I won't bring it up.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Look...

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Bob and Malcolm were let go...

0:16:44 > 0:16:47last month. Kenny's started taking on these foreign kids.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51One from Krakow, one from Bratislava.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52You know, straight out of uni.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55There's a glut, he can name his price.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Course, they don't have a bloody mortgage, do they?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00You're all right though, aren't you?

0:17:00 > 0:17:01LETTERBOX OPENS

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Ooh...- What is it?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Oh, no!- What?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Oh, no!- What?!

0:17:12 > 0:17:14- It's a condom. Look! - Who put THAT there?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17It just came through the bloody box, didn't it?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Urrgh, it's got stuff in it!

0:17:19 > 0:17:23Look, Ted, someone's just done that, wait! Don't leave me!

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Ted!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43CHURCH CLOCK CHIMES

0:17:46 > 0:17:49HE GROANS AND PANTS

0:19:01 > 0:19:03GIRLS CHATTERING

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Number withheld.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Well, ain't you going to answer it?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Hello?- 'Rochelle? It's Mr Patel at the school.'

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Mr Patel?- What's he want?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29From the estate.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- My God, you look white. Sit down. - All right, all right...

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Here...

0:19:35 > 0:19:36drink this.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm phoning the police.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Leave it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Sally...

0:19:53 > 0:19:57They're not going to do anything. Just write a report.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Get the barbecue ready.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10It's close, innit?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Right...

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Now what?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Forgot the charcoal.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Must have been when Harrison phoned.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I had it in my flaming hand.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35You've got to go out again?

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Everything's so bloody uphill, isn't it?!

0:20:42 > 0:20:43WOMEN ARGUE

0:20:43 > 0:20:46This is the last time I shop here, I swear to God.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Could you send Derek down, please? Yes, now.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You stand here, you get a load of abuse...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Excuse me! - Sorry, can you ask someone...

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Are you out of charcoal?- Look, um...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18You work here? You know, the um, the briquettes.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- We've got disposables.- No, they're useless. I've tried them before.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22So you've got no charcoal?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24The weather's been hot.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26So why don't you get some more in?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Top-down bureaucracy.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Sorry, I've got to take a call.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Can you go and check, while you're about it?- All right.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Hello?

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Oh, hello.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- When are you having your BBQ? - Tonight.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53What a shame, they're not coming in till tomorrow.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Anything else I can help you with? - Pff...no.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Can I help? - You're the man, aren't you?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Sorry?- You phoned the school this afternoon.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35You live at Sunny Park Road.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Oh, look, all I was doing...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Well, thanks!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- What?- I got suspended.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42- MAN'S VOICE:- Chelle!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Um...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Yo, Chelle! What's going on?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Look, I... I can't...

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm in bit of a hurry, just...sorry.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55RADIO NEWS PLAYS

0:22:55 > 0:22:58'..Philip is here with the sport...'

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I saw the girl!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, hang on, hang on...

0:23:27 > 0:23:29What you saying?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30I saw the girl.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You know, the one I went to the school about.- Oh, yeah?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Just now, as I was coming out of the shop -

0:23:35 > 0:23:36she got suspended!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Suspended?!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39- Yeah.- Blimey!- I know.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Bet she didn't thank YOU.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Well, she had a right hump, yeah.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Still, make her think twice about it next time, won't it?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49You know, that deputy head, he's getting it done.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Ooh, we've got to get a move on. Got the stuff?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Just one of them disposable boxes.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Oh, they keep going out, don't they?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's all they had.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Oh, anyway...

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Look, I've...

0:24:04 > 0:24:05done the kebabs.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I've started on the dips.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- What's on these?- Teriyaki.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14What, from the bottle?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17I was going to make it fresh.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21We haven't got time.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24And I want you to, er,

0:24:24 > 0:24:26put these away in your office...

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Right, I'm going for a soak.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- What shirt do you want me to iron? - You know,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I keep rewinding it, in my head. I don't know...

0:24:37 > 0:24:39I don't know what else I could have done.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40SHE SIGHS

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oh, look...

0:24:46 > 0:24:47..Kenny will understand.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51He will. Everyone's having a lean time, right now.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's been four months now, Sal.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42PUMPING HIP-HOP MUSIC STARTS

0:25:45 > 0:25:47MUSIC BLARES

0:25:47 > 0:25:50KIDS CHATTER

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Oh, man...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Sorry, got shook-up.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Right opposite us.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05See that?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07You know, this is to do with HER. Betcha.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- What?- The girl.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Eh?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15- All from the estate. All talk on their mobiles, don't they? - They're always out there.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17That condom could have been her, too.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19How do you figure that out?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Got a friend to do it. Out of spite.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh, this is giving me a headache. Can we try and forget about it now?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28It's only 7:30pm. They're off their heads.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30How old do you think they are?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Just when we got people coming. Perfect(!)

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Oh, no, that's not on... - Oh Ted, they're here!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Oh, look at her bump!

0:26:49 > 0:26:55- Hello!- Hello!- Hello! - Hey, too late, it's all gone!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Oh, sorry! - There you go. Look at that. Whoa!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Kenny... Hello!- Hello!

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Sorry! We had to wait half an hour - cab driver from hell. - You're so brown!- Maldives!

0:27:03 > 0:27:07- He turns up, he can't even be 16, I swear he's half stoned... - Ooh, look at you, when are you due?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- November!- Winter baby! - ..his girlfriend hitches a lift in front, didn't she?

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Oh, that was a right cheek!

0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Every time he changes gear, I think the car's going to break up... - We were on this island,

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- you could walk round it in five minutes.- ..we end up in a dead end round the back of Iceland!

0:27:20 > 0:27:21I said to Dawn, I said,

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- I don't think we're going to come out of this one alive! - HE LAUGHS HEARTILY

0:27:25 > 0:27:26What, Castle Mews?!

0:27:26 > 0:27:30How do you end up there? Didn't he have a Sat Nav?!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32A Sat Nav? Are you joking?

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Did you see the state of that jam jar we turned up in?!

0:27:37 > 0:27:39I'm starting to peel, though, look... Look!

0:27:39 > 0:27:43You should come in for a scrub. I'm Mondays and Wednesdays now.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Oh, thanks.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Kenny's booked me for a day at the Berkeley...- Ooh!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49..for a pamper!

0:27:49 > 0:27:53Ooh, are you listening, Ted? Ooh, stand still, you've got hairs...

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Eh?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56They look like dog hairs.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57Eh?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Oh, Kenny, I told you, didn't I?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Hey, champagne, not just any champagne...

0:28:01 > 0:28:06- Come on, I want to hear all about the Harrisons. - Kenny, no shop, you promised.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09All right, all right!

0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Whey!- Ladies first!- Ladies first! There we are!

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Baby loves Champagne!

0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Ooh!- So you two getting away?

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- We were going to go to Majorca... - Lovely.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24..but Ted checked the hotel on TripAdvisor - 12 good reviews, one bad one...

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Yeah, there was building work.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29..so we cancelled. Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Wake up to a flaming drill every morning...

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Anyway, cheers!- Shall we?

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Yay! Cheers!

0:28:38 > 0:28:39Are we sitting down?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Right, Dawn, you sit there. Kenny...

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Lovely.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46- Oh, here you go... here you go, love.- Thank you.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48All right?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50MUSIC PUMPS FAINTLY Sorry about all this, by the way.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51About what?

0:28:51 > 0:28:53The racket.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55Oh, yeah, now you mention it.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56Kids from the estate.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Well, it's summer time, isn't it?

0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Ta!- Police say it's their worst time - it all kicks off.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Ta.- Yeah, right opposite us.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Ted reckons they're doing it deliberately.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09What d'you mean?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11It's a long story. You don't want to hear.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12Nah, shut up, go on.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Come on.

0:29:16 > 0:29:17OK...

0:29:17 > 0:29:20I, I went to the shops this afternoon, I come back,

0:29:20 > 0:29:23there's a gang of school girls, you know, screaming,

0:29:23 > 0:29:24chucking litter around...

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Oh, they can be right madams, can't they?

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- That's salsa, that's tsatziki. - Ooh, lovely, ta!

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Anyway, one of them drops a crisp packet,

0:29:31 > 0:29:34there's a bin, two feet away...

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Ted made it!

0:29:36 > 0:29:38..so I asked her, politely, to pick it up.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41All I get is abuse. I mean, this girl, she's clearly the ring leader,

0:29:41 > 0:29:45- you know, leader of the pack, Ms Dynamite... - Showing off in front of her mates.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49Yeah, but I think, you know, right, someone's got to say something.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52So I go to the school, I see the Deputy Head...

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- You made this tsatziki, Ted?- She just said, he made it, didn't she?

0:29:55 > 0:29:56Anyway, so...

0:29:56 > 0:29:59so, I go in there and I say, you know, I know they're busy,

0:29:59 > 0:30:03and I don't want to be cranky and all that, and he gets out the year book,

0:30:03 > 0:30:05and I pick the girl out, and, um...

0:30:05 > 0:30:07he says he's going to have a word.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Yeah, don't hold your breath. - No, wait...

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Anyway, anyway... I forget the charcoal, so,

0:30:13 > 0:30:17I go back to the shop, I see the girl there.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20She walks up, she's got the right hump, cos she's been suspended!

0:30:20 > 0:30:22- Suspended?- Yeah.- What a result!

0:30:22 > 0:30:24- Right. - Just for dropping litter?

0:30:24 > 0:30:27- What do you mean, JUST for dropping litter?!- That's a bit over the top!

0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Whose side are you on?! - Ted, go on.- What?

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Well, you know, the letterbox.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33Oh, yeah...

0:30:34 > 0:30:38- So we were on the stairs...- Oh, they've got stones in, by the way.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43So we were on the stairs, right, and I hear the letterbox go,

0:30:43 > 0:30:47I think, that's a bit late for post, you know, maybe it's a flyer...

0:30:47 > 0:30:48Tell them about the condom.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51- I was about to.- Condom?!

0:30:51 > 0:30:54- Yeah, on the doormat.- You're joking?

0:30:54 > 0:30:56With you-know-what in.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- Urgh!- What? Semen?! - Leave it out! Ooh!

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- You see who did it?! - No, just came through the letterbox. - They CAME through the letterbox?

0:31:03 > 0:31:07No, the condom came... came through the letterbox.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09- SHE LAUGHS - Who'd do a thing like that?

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Ted thinks it's the girl.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15- No, a friend or something. - So you reckon these kids outside are trying to wind you up?- Yeah.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22See, they're all from the estate, you know, they talk. There's a grapevine, ain't there?

0:31:22 > 0:31:25- Did you call the police? You know, about the condom?- What can THEY do?

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Well, they can get the DNA, or something?

0:31:27 > 0:31:32- Well, they've got their hands full, haven't they?- Well,

0:31:32 > 0:31:34I'm with Ted, if you don't say anything or do anything...

0:31:34 > 0:31:38- I thank you. - Where are the parents, anyway? That's what I'd like to know.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Top-up, anyone?- Hm. Lovely.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Well, these kids, you've got to

0:31:43 > 0:31:46- feel sorry for them, a bit. - Oh, I'm fine.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49- Don't you think?- Why we got to feel sorry for them?- Ta.

0:31:49 > 0:31:50I mean, living on The Lakemead.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Actually I will, ta.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53All right!

0:31:53 > 0:31:55They've got nothing to do, nowhere to go.

0:31:55 > 0:31:59How do we know? We ever actually set foot in the place?

0:31:59 > 0:32:01It's grim. Just look at it.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03Cheers.

0:32:03 > 0:32:04Cheers!

0:32:04 > 0:32:07MUSIC POUNDS IN BACKGROUND

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Hmmph!

0:32:18 > 0:32:22Actually...I've had enough of this.

0:32:22 > 0:32:27- I'm going to have a word. Nip it in the bud.- What, go out there?- Yeah, be all right.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31- Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, I can handle it. You stay put. - We'll go together.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32You're not going out there?

0:32:32 > 0:32:36Just have a polite word. Won't do any harm, will it?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38- Ted, don't start trouble. - ME start trouble?

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- There's a gang of them. - We can take care of ourselves, can't we?!- Yeah!

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Sssh, sssh, sssh...

0:32:42 > 0:32:44SILENCE

0:32:46 > 0:32:48- Hm!- Hm!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50KENNY CHUCKLES

0:32:50 > 0:32:51- Hm!- Hm!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Ted, it's spitting, we're coming indoors!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24THUNDER ROLLS

0:33:46 > 0:33:50CHATTERING

0:33:50 > 0:33:51The eagle has landed!

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Oooh!- Wow!

0:33:53 > 0:33:56I don't know why you came in, it only rained a couple of minutes!

0:33:56 > 0:33:58- Look at that!- I'm not sure I could eat anything now.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01What?

0:34:01 > 0:34:02Me neither.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03You are kidding!

0:34:03 > 0:34:06- We've been stuffing ourselves on crisps!- For crying out loud.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Do you want to share a fish kebab?

0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Yeah.- No, no, no, if it's too much bother...

0:34:10 > 0:34:14- All right, don't go off on one! - I'm not, I'm just saying the box was a dud, it nearly died on me...

0:34:14 > 0:34:19- So how'd you get it going, then? - Well...it was a saga, I can tell you!

0:34:19 > 0:34:21- I could have done them under the grill.- Yeah, well,

0:34:21 > 0:34:24when I tell people to come for a barbecue, we have a barbecue.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27All right, Ted, don't worry. Dawn eats like a bird, anyway!

0:34:27 > 0:34:30- All the more for us, eh? - HE CACKLES

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Look, um, seabass teriyaki... pork in a mesquite rub...

0:34:33 > 0:34:37lamb chops, Greek style - done a skordalia to go with them -

0:34:37 > 0:34:39that's a...that's a garlic dip -

0:34:39 > 0:34:43you ain't got any one-to-ones tomorrow, have you?! THEY LAUGH

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Look at this! Whoa!

0:34:48 > 0:34:52Ted, I tell you, when you put your mind to something...!

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Kenny, um...

0:34:55 > 0:34:57About Harrison's.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Yeah, come on, I want to hear it, all chapter and verse.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Well, for a start, he was a bit off, today. Something about him.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04Off?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06OK, I was late.

0:35:06 > 0:35:11You know, I was... They were digging up the Clapton Road AGAIN.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13First it was the drains, you know, then it was the gas,

0:35:13 > 0:35:16then it's the cable, then it's the drains again...

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- Yeah, I get the gist.- And I swear, I did those plans three times,

0:35:19 > 0:35:21he's been a problem from day one.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24Ted, I was going to tell you this tomorrow...

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Kenny, I pulled the bloody stops out...

0:35:26 > 0:35:29GLASS SMASHES, WOMEN SCREAM

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Sally! Jesus Christ!

0:35:31 > 0:35:33I cut my arm.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Oi!- No, Ted. Call the police... call the police!

0:35:36 > 0:35:38- Let me get past.- Call the police! - Let me get past.- Call the police!

0:35:38 > 0:35:40They're getting away!

0:35:40 > 0:35:43You don't know how many of them are out there. You could get hurt!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45And you could have got killed! Let me go!

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- You stay down there with Sal, Ted! - I'll call the police.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15It was those kids.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17It was those kids who were out there earlier.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Out of bloody control, mate.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- BOY SHOUTS:- Come on, Kyle, come on, come on, don't hang around there!

0:36:31 > 0:36:32T-Ted!

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- You could have killed her! - Ted! Christ!

0:36:42 > 0:36:44You little scumbag!

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Get off me!

0:36:46 > 0:36:47Get his legs.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Get off!

0:36:55 > 0:36:58- THEY GRUNT - Put him down, put him down!

0:36:58 > 0:36:59- You OK?- Yeah!

0:36:59 > 0:37:02They said they'd be here in...oh!

0:37:02 > 0:37:04- We got one of them. - The police coming?

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Five minutes. - Oh, Ted, are you all right?

0:37:06 > 0:37:08THEY STRUGGLE

0:37:08 > 0:37:09You want me to get Theo?

0:37:09 > 0:37:11- He's in Cyprus.- Who's Theo?

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Neighbour. Works in LA Fitness.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15You OK, yeah?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Never...felt better(!)

0:37:17 > 0:37:21TED PANTS How long did they say?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- Five minutes.- Let me go!

0:37:23 > 0:37:24- MOBILE RINGS - You're not going anywhere!

0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Who's that?- It's not me.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29- It's mine! - Get it, get it, get it off him.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Yeah, go and call your mates, why don't ya?!

0:37:32 > 0:37:33Chuck it, Ted, chuck it!

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Here...

0:37:36 > 0:37:39- What's happened?! - Oh, my God, he's bleeding!

0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Ted?- I didn't mean to...

0:37:41 > 0:37:44- Ted, what did you do to him?! - I was just trying to...

0:37:44 > 0:37:46- Is he OK?- Never mind about him!

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- You're so dead when my brother hears this!- Oh, yeah?

0:37:48 > 0:37:51He'll cut you! He'll come for you. He's in Lakemead.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- He's a boss.- Lakemead?- LMT. - What's that, a gang?

0:37:54 > 0:37:57- Durr.- Yeah. I've heard of them. - You heard of them?

0:37:57 > 0:38:00- What's he say?- Nothing! - What's that about a gang?

0:38:00 > 0:38:02MOBILE RINGS Bloody phone again!

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- Didn't you turn it off?- Here, keep him still, keep him still.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09MOBILE CONTINUES TO RING

0:38:09 > 0:38:13He'll come for you! I swear, he'll break your...leg...

0:38:13 > 0:38:15- Oh, I can't watch.- Let me go!

0:38:15 > 0:38:17You're not going anywhere.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- How old is he?- I got to go home.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- He's only a kid, isn't he? - I got a test tomorrow.- Aww...

0:38:26 > 0:38:29You should have thought of that before you came out looking for trouble!

0:38:29 > 0:38:30What school do you go to?

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Lakemead. - Will you stop asking him stuff?

0:38:32 > 0:38:36- Sorry.- My son went to Lakemead. He don't go round smashing windows!

0:38:36 > 0:38:38MALE VOICES APPROACHING

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Ohh - that's his friends - they heard us!

0:38:45 > 0:38:46- Don't say a word. Shut up!- Shh!

0:38:46 > 0:38:49CAR PULLS AWAY

0:38:52 > 0:38:55- Oh, my God, I'm still shaking. - I'll get you a sweater?

0:38:55 > 0:38:56I'm OK. Ta.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58How long did the police say?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00- Five minutes. - Well, it's gone five minutes!

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- I don't like this. I mean, what are we getting into here? - Go and call them again.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Tell them we got one of them here.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08- We're doing their bloody job for them!- And hurry up!

0:39:14 > 0:39:17They come here and see that kid knocked about with his face bleeding,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20- it's Ted that's going to get done. - 'Police, emergency.'

0:39:20 > 0:39:25Oh, um, yes, Sally Dennis here, 264 Sunny Park Road.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27We put a call out...

0:39:27 > 0:39:28'264 Sunny Park Road?'

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Yeah, we'd like to cancel it, please.- 'Sorry?'

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- He could go to court. He could get a record.- 'Hello?'

0:39:34 > 0:39:39- No, we want to cancel.- 'I can't cancel the call, Mrs Dennis.'

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- But we don't want you.- 'I'm afraid not, you reported criminal damage.'

0:39:42 > 0:39:46- What's this? - Oh, God help us, two phones.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Give it back!

0:39:48 > 0:39:49Gooding...

0:39:52 > 0:39:53A shit photo.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56- There's a girl called Rochelle, ain't there?- She's my sister.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58- I knew it. It's the girl.- Eh?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- The one I had the ruck with. - The one that got suspended?

0:40:01 > 0:40:02Yeah. I knew it. I knew it.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04She got suspended? Chelle?

0:40:04 > 0:40:07- Yeah.- Why?- Dropping litter. Treating me with a load of abuse.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11I complained about her to the school. I thought that was why you were...

0:40:11 > 0:40:14- You shopped her? - Yeah, she was out of order!

0:40:14 > 0:40:17- My mum's going to go mental. - Well, that's not our problem, is it?!

0:40:17 > 0:40:18She's got A-level tomorrow!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23- I tell you, my brother hears this... - Anyone want a coffee?!

0:40:23 > 0:40:26No, just get the bloody police!

0:40:26 > 0:40:30Look, I didn't ask for her to be suspended,

0:40:30 > 0:40:34but that is no reason to go round trashing people's houses, is it?

0:40:34 > 0:40:38- I told you I knew nothing about it! - Oh, come on, you've been out there all day, waiting to get even.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40I'm not stupid!

0:40:42 > 0:40:46- I didn't know you grassed her, I didn't know she got suspended! - Why were you running away?

0:40:46 > 0:40:49- I weren't!- He was, wasn't he?

0:40:49 > 0:40:50Yeah.

0:40:50 > 0:40:55Yeah! You've been out there all day with your mates, I saw you!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Is he all right?

0:41:04 > 0:41:06I hate that hedge.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Eh?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Why's it got buttons?

0:41:10 > 0:41:11It's a honeysuckle.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13So gay.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17He's off his nut.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Kenny.- What?

0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Can you lock it? - Yeah. Come on.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Come on, get up.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Get off!

0:41:31 > 0:41:33Get in.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36- In you go, in you go.- No!

0:41:37 > 0:41:39BANGING AND SHOUTING

0:41:42 > 0:41:44BANGING STOPS

0:41:52 > 0:41:53BANGING

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Paedo!

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Cut you up, I swear!

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Leave him, leave him, Ted. - But that's my stuff.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06- He's as high as a kite. - He'll come for you!

0:42:10 > 0:42:12'We got a 999 call last night.'

0:42:12 > 0:42:16A couple reporting their window being smashed.

0:42:16 > 0:42:21Wife was in a right state. Got cut. Glass flying everywhere.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Right in the middle of dinner, can you believe it?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26They live on Sunny Park Road.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29That's just round the corner from you.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32You did say you lived on Lakemead, yeah?

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Ah.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38Anyway, you come out of Lakemead, you turn left,

0:42:38 > 0:42:41and it's just on the corner. Nice road, opposite the park.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Smashing a window.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Sounds like the kind of thing kids would do.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52You wouldn't know anything about that, would you...?

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Anyway, what's it got to do with this, you ask?

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Well, I think...

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Actually, I KNOW there's a connection between that

0:43:00 > 0:43:03and what happened later on Lakemead.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Seen that man before?

0:43:32 > 0:43:36What are they doing?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Dishing out speeding tickets? Christ knows.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Let's see what the hell's going on.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44What's taking them?

0:43:44 > 0:43:47- Where is he? - In the shed.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50- What?!- How long did the police say? - Ted, let him out of the shed.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52- What?- I want you to let him go.- No!

0:43:52 > 0:43:56- Yes!- I told you, I was right, that kid is her brother.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58- What? - The girl! That's her brother!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00- The girl you complained about? - Told you it was to do with her.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Oh, my God.- Yeah. - What were you thinking?- Eh?

0:44:03 > 0:44:06- Getting her suspended! - I didn't ask him to suspend her.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Kenny...- What have you started? - Kenny...

0:44:08 > 0:44:11- What have I started?- Do you think we should...- You agreed with me!

0:44:11 > 0:44:13- What?- You said it'll make her think twice.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Sorry, guys. We've got, we've got a babysitter...

0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Make your bloody mind up! - Well, they'll come for us now!

0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Who?- His mates, her mates,

0:44:20 > 0:44:24that gang he was talking about. They know where we bloody live!

0:44:29 > 0:44:32- Where are the keys? - Sally, listen to me...

0:44:32 > 0:44:35No, YOU listen to ME!

0:44:35 > 0:44:37You just can't leave it alone, can you?

0:44:37 > 0:44:41Can't just walk away, or turn the other cheek! No, you've got to

0:44:41 > 0:44:43do the right thing and stick your oar in!

0:44:43 > 0:44:46Oh, we could have had a nice evening, but no!

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Our house is being vandalised, some kid smashing up our shed,

0:44:50 > 0:44:54Dawn's upset and Kenny's upset and I'm upset

0:44:54 > 0:44:58all because of a fucking packet of crisps!

0:44:58 > 0:45:02Oh, it's my fault, is it? You want me to apologise, or something?

0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Yes.- What?

0:45:05 > 0:45:08I think you should go and speak to the girl.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10- Go and speak to the mother. - You want me to apologise?

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Yes, smooth things over.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16- You want me to go to The Lakemead? - Yes.- And apologise? Are you insane?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Look, we've got to let him go! Just give me the key, Ted.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Guys, guys. Hear me out here.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- Ted, the thing is... - We really need to let our sitter...

0:45:24 > 0:45:26- She's got a French exam tomorrow. - I'm sorry.

0:45:26 > 0:45:30- No, you go.- It's just she's only 16. I promised her mum and dad...

0:45:30 > 0:45:32Tell you what, Dawn.

0:45:32 > 0:45:36- Why don't you go home and I'll stay?- We don't have to go now. I just think we better book it.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39- All right, have you got the number? - Yeah, I've got the card.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Police'll be here in a minute, anyway.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48They won't be in a rush.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50I tried to cancel them, didn't I?

0:45:51 > 0:45:52Come again?

0:45:52 > 0:45:55They take a look at that kid, they'll do you for assault.

0:45:55 > 0:45:57- You cancelled them? - I tried to.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00You seen how old is he? Think about it!

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Kenny. Sorry, did I hear right?

0:46:04 > 0:46:08- Ted, the thing is, do we know for certain it was him?- What?

0:46:08 > 0:46:11We didn't actually see him break the window.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- But he was running away. - But we didn't see him.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16- Oh, no!- He wasn't even out the front, we caught him in the alley.- No!

0:46:16 > 0:46:20Look, Sally's right. We could get done for false imprisonment here.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22- Whose side are you on? - Oh, it's not a question of sides!

0:46:22 > 0:46:26- Oh, I'm on my bloody own here, am I? - I can't talk to him when he's like this, Sally.

0:46:26 > 0:46:29- Go on, then! Get your bloody cab! - Oi! I said I'm staying, didn't I?

0:46:29 > 0:46:31- No, your babysitter's waiting. Off you go!- Ted...

0:46:31 > 0:46:33No, I can handle it! You don't have to wait.

0:46:33 > 0:46:36- What are you trying to prove? - I'm not trying to prove anything.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Look, I know you've been under a lot of stress...

0:46:38 > 0:46:40Oh, really?

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Yeah. I can see it's getting to you. Everyone can.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44- Oh, can they? - Yeah, the guys at work..

0:46:44 > 0:46:47- Oh, do tell! - Look, we're worried about you.

0:46:47 > 0:46:48Don't patronise me!

0:46:48 > 0:46:50- Ted...- Ted, we've all had a lot to drink, mate.

0:46:50 > 0:46:54Go on, spit it out! I know what you're trying to say!

0:46:54 > 0:46:57- What?- I'm washed out! I'm finished!

0:46:57 > 0:47:01- Ted!- I know I haven't got four languages!

0:47:01 > 0:47:04I know I haven't got PowerPoint, or a bloody PhD

0:47:04 > 0:47:07from Krakow university! I know I'm not 25!

0:47:07 > 0:47:09Ted, easy. Slow down.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11But I care, OK?

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Down to the last bloody detail.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17I pull the stops out. I go to the wire for you every bloody time!

0:47:17 > 0:47:19But does that mean anything to you? No!

0:47:19 > 0:47:23Because you run that place like a bloody bricklayers' yard!

0:47:23 > 0:47:26- Don't talk to me like that! - Kenny, please!

0:47:26 > 0:47:30Yeah, well, I'm sorry. Sorry if that's not good enough.

0:47:30 > 0:47:34Yeah, I'm sorry I shouted at a girl!

0:47:34 > 0:47:38- I'm sorry I ruined your evening! - Ted! Get a grip!

0:47:38 > 0:47:41I'm sorry I tried to do something when they smashed up our house!

0:47:41 > 0:47:45I'm sorry I blew Harrison's! I'm sorry it rained!

0:47:47 > 0:47:50- Ted? Ted.- Ted!- Ted!

0:47:50 > 0:47:51HE STRUGGLES FOR BREATH

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Ted?

0:47:59 > 0:48:01Shall I call an ambulance?

0:48:01 > 0:48:05- No, just let him sit. - Is he all right?

0:48:05 > 0:48:09- It's happened before.- What?

0:48:09 > 0:48:12- He wouldn't go for a scan.- Scan?

0:48:12 > 0:48:17- Ted.- Are you all right, mate? - Ted...

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Ted, you're OK.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21We're here.

0:48:21 > 0:48:25- Are you sure you don't want us to call an ambulance?- No.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27OK?

0:48:54 > 0:48:57I threw up.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00What test you got tomorrow?

0:49:00 > 0:49:01IT.

0:49:10 > 0:49:11It wasn't me.

0:49:36 > 0:49:40Kenny, I don't know what came over me.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49Give us that number, will you?

0:49:51 > 0:49:54Hang on, did you say you blew the Harrison's?

0:49:56 > 0:49:58I think...I pushed too hard.

0:49:58 > 0:50:02Maybe that's what's been happening.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04I've been pushing...too hard.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06They said yes.

0:50:08 > 0:50:09No, they said no.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13He hung up on me.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16He phoned the office, he said he was talking to you

0:50:16 > 0:50:19but it kept breaking up, he had a plane to catch so he called us,

0:50:19 > 0:50:22gave us the go ahead, cos he wants to start next Monday.

0:50:37 > 0:50:38I thought you knew.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43But why did he say it was a no?

0:50:43 > 0:50:47Maybe he was talking about the granite.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49You'd been given a big old number on the granite,

0:50:49 > 0:50:53maybe he wanted marble, I don't know. I thought you spoke to him.

0:50:59 > 0:51:00Christ.

0:51:12 > 0:51:13Is that them?

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Yeah.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19- Dawn...- Bye, Sal. - Thank you. Take care.

0:51:19 > 0:51:23- And you.- Take care. - Thanks, darling.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25Bye, Ted.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26Thanks, Kenny.

0:51:26 > 0:51:27Kenny, listen.

0:51:27 > 0:51:31You know, what I, what I said...

0:51:34 > 0:51:37I thought you were letting me go.

0:51:38 > 0:51:42I was moving you up.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44I needed someone to run the showrooms.

0:51:47 > 0:51:52You've been in sales for 15 years, Ted.

0:51:52 > 0:51:53That's too long for anyone.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15Are you all right? Hello, mate. Are you all right?

0:52:20 > 0:52:22CAR DRIVES OFF

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Do you want me to...?

0:53:12 > 0:53:14CAR DOORS SHUT

0:53:35 > 0:53:37Good night.

0:54:05 > 0:54:07You're shaking.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Come here.

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- You know all I wanted... all I was trying to do...- Shhh.

0:54:40 > 0:54:41You were right.

0:55:05 > 0:55:11Excuse me, I'm looking for a girl called Rochelle. Rochelle Gooding?

0:55:13 > 0:55:19I've got her brother's Oyster card and mobile. He dropped them.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22Faraday. 106. It's that one over there.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25Right. Thank you.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41SHOUTING IN DISTANCE

0:56:28 > 0:56:32- MAN:- Catch him, he's there, I can see him! Get him, man, lift his legs!

0:56:32 > 0:56:34- SECOND MAN:- Help!

0:56:37 > 0:56:41PUNCHING AND SHOUTING

0:56:41 > 0:56:43What's going on?

0:56:54 > 0:56:57Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Hey! What have you done to him?

0:57:02 > 0:57:04What have you done to him?

0:57:14 > 0:57:17'There was someone lying in the yard.

0:57:17 > 0:57:19'There was a man trying to help him.

0:57:19 > 0:57:22'He was shouting, "He's hurt, someone get help",

0:57:22 > 0:57:24'but they weren't listening.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27'They just kept walking towards him.'

0:57:25 > 0:57:27GUNSHOT

0:57:30 > 0:57:35'Then I saw who it was and I knew right then,

0:57:35 > 0:57:37'that it was all my fault.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42'Cos if I hadn't taken the long way home from school,

0:57:42 > 0:57:46'I wouldn't have run into the girls, or argued with the man,

0:57:46 > 0:57:50'or got called in by Mr Patel, and the whole thing would never have started.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54'That's hindsight, isn't it?

0:57:54 > 0:57:58'You see, there was only one thing on my mind

0:57:58 > 0:58:00'when I got up that morning.

0:58:00 > 0:58:04'There was just one more day to go. Tomorrow I'd be free.'

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