Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Jenna, did you get my letter about my release? Call me, please.'

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Sorry I didn't make it to the restaurant.- Are you off your face?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh, yeah!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12I want you to hand in your notice. I don't want to ever see you again.

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Ash?

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Ash!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Ash! Ash!

0:00:23 > 0:00:29This programme contains some strong language

0:00:40 > 0:00:43MUSIC: No More Heroes by The Stranglers

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Morning.- Morning, Toke.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Morning.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Er...what time do you call this?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Sorry. Home. Chaos.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yeah, we've all got problems, Wendy.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05My bog won't flush. I'm crapping in a bucket like the 1900s. It's...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07PHONE RINGS

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hang on.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yeah, I was on the shop floor,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21and if they can't use theirs, I can't use mine. What do you want?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23'Wondered if you fancied dinner.'

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Dinner? What day is it?

0:01:26 > 0:01:27'Thursday.'

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Yeah, Thursday, and what's Thursday, Sal?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31'Before five-a-side?'

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Before? Have you ever tried running with your belly digesting?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37'Are you going to meet me or not?'

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yes, but I'm only having a starter.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44So, I was wondering

0:01:44 > 0:01:48if you'd given any more thought to what we talked about.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50What WE talked about?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yes. You know what I'm referring to.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, I do, but I want you to say it rather than talking in riddles.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's hardly riddles, is it, Toke?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00"I was wondering if the delicate matter that was alluded to in

0:02:00 > 0:02:04"our previous encounter has gained any traction in your thoughts."

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well, has it?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09OK. OK, here's my thinking.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Fiscally, us living together makes perfect sense.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Two rents merged into one,

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- half the council tax, half the bills, blah, blah, blah...- But...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19But, and it's a big but...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Spiritually.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25SHE LAUGHS

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- What?- Spiritually?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yeah. I mean, look at me, I'm good as I am.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I work like this. You like me like this, so why change me?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh, no, don't give me the look.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- You like me this way, yes?- Yes!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42But what if you don't like the cohabiting me?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46What if that guy irritates you? You might think that guy's a prick.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I think I quite like that guy.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51But what if you don't? You might look back on this moment and think,

0:02:51 > 0:02:56"Yeah, I should have just left things as they were because things back then were pretty damn sweet."

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Toke, I want us to live together.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00This is the last time I'm asking.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Football.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05I've got to go kick a ball.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# Hip hoppers in the building

0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Hip hoppers in the building hip hoppers in the building

0:03:35 > 0:03:38# Step aside to this cool matinee

0:03:38 > 0:03:41# It's showtime Point the lights at this stage

0:03:41 > 0:03:44# So butter up your popcorn, y'all

0:03:44 > 0:03:47# So butter up your popcorn, y'all, and get ready for the show

0:03:47 > 0:03:50# Step aside to this cool matinee

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# It's showtime, point the lights at the stage

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# Welcome to the centre of the point of no return

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# No adjourn, no retreat, take your seat, sit in front

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# My feet, standing firm... #

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Two men in that phone box?- No phone to their ear.- Let's go check it.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Hey!

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Urgh!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12They were taking a piss.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Oh, for God's sake! Who pisses in a phone box?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18What kind of personal standards would you have to have

0:04:18 > 0:04:19to piss in a phone box?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I've pissed in a phone box.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I can beat that. My mate Bony did a shit on an escalator.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26In the shopping centre, it was.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Let's move on.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29# Hip hoppers in the building

0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Hip hoppers in the building hip hoppers in the building

0:04:32 > 0:04:36# Step aside to this cool matinee

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# It's showtime, point the lights at the stage

0:04:39 > 0:04:41# So butter up your popcorn, y'all

0:04:41 > 0:04:44# So butter up your popcorn, y'all, and get ready for the show

0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Step aside to this cool matinee

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# It's showtime, point the lights at the stage... #

0:04:50 > 0:04:51- Dealers?- Looks that way.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54OK, no confrontation. Slow, intimidating walk-by.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Perhaps you boys should call it a night.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Don't be a dick, Superman.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I'm not Superman. I'm Raintown Knight.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Together, we're the Raintown Superheroes.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Keep the streets safe round here.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19This is real life, mate. Walk on.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23You don't have to be here, you know. You've got choices.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You're going to get yourself hurt, mate.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Not really. There's three of us and two of you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30And we've all got superpowers.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Superpowers?- Yeah, that's right.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Secret strengths we can call upon when required.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Or we could just make a citizen's arrest if we see criminal behaviour. So...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50All right.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52We'll just come back later.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55HE EXHALES

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Right. Good one.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08What do you reckon, lads? Should we call it a night?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Thursdays are never as busy as weekends.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14I've got to be up at half six. Garden centre's having a fun day.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22SHOUTING

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Get off! Get off, get off!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Get off me! - No need to be like that, right!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Get off me! You're not meant to be here!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Get off me! Get away from me!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Forget about it, all right, yes?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oi!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Piss off, will you?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41SHE YELLS

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oi!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What are you doing? - Stop! Get off her!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Stop!- Help me!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Come here. Come on, then.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- You want some, do you?- No!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55SHE SCREAMS

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Drop it. Drop it!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Back! Back!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06GIRL GROANS

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You all right?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Let's get you out of the road.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13You OK?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15SHE GROANS IN PAIN

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, no, no, no. That's a bad cut.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18We need to get you to hospital.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24What the hell are you dressed as?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I'm the Knight, leader of the Raintown Superheroes.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30You can trust me. Come on.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Hey. She's been stabbed. She needs urgent attention.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37What's her name?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Chrissy Michaels.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'm Toke, by the way.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43How did she get stabbed?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46What does it...? It's a street fight. I found her.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Where's the wound?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Her shoulder. She could bleed to death!

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Someone's coming out.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Doctor's coming. Are you OK?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58You can go now, thanks.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03How old are you?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07You sleeping rough?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Look, mate, I'm fine, all right?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Thanks for helping, but...

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Chrissy Michaels!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I've said I'm sorry.- I know what you said. I'm not interested.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Look, I'm not a druggie, OK?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Are you? Pills, fine. Powder, now and again.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- But tinfoil and tubes? - I'm not a druggie.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54You don't get to choose. Once you start on that shit...

0:08:54 > 0:08:55It just...

0:08:57 > 0:09:00It helps me turn my brain off.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01OK.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Well, you turn your brain off. I'm going to take your advice.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm out of a shitty marriage.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12I'm young, I'm pretty. I just need some easy, uncomplicated fun.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15I think that's a good idea.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30FORKLIFT BEEPS

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Mate. Let me buy you a drink. TFI Friday. Woo, woo!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I can't, mate. I've got something I need to do.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Don't take this the wrong way, but you can't stay.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Well, you can stay but I need to go out.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33What? Where?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36There's this lad at work that's leaving and the rest of them

0:10:36 > 0:10:37want to do a leaving do,

0:10:37 > 0:10:40but they know my feelings about leaving dos so, as a compromise,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I said I'd pop in for a drink at the end.- So let's both go.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49You don't know anyone. Why would you want to come to a work do

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- full of people you don't know? - I know you.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Fine! I'll go home on my own on a Friday night.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12INAUDIBLE OVER MUSIC

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Remember me?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Superhero.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Where's your cossie?- Night off.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39And yet here you are.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ta-da!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yeah, I was just passing and...

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Shit, it's crap. I came looking for you.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- How's the wound?- Painful.

0:11:50 > 0:11:5114 stitches.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oof! 14 stitches?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57I fell off a trampoline once. That was 12 stitches.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Whacked my head on a kitchen cupboard. That was five stitches.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02SHE CHUCKLES

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Can I buy you a cup of tea?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Or something stronger.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Look, mate, I'm not going to shag you, all right?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12All right, that's good to know.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Some food, then? So we can talk?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Shouldn't you wear a cape?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Capes aren't practical. Get snagged on things.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Neither are net guns. I used to have one. Fired it the wrong way,

0:12:23 > 0:12:26ended up having to get the cops to cut me out, which...

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Yeah.- So this is what you do, is it? Like, this is your job?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33No. I'm a warehouse manager.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Even Clark Kent had a real job.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38There's a few of us.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41We keep the streets calm, break up fights, confront troublemakers.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Just make people think about what they're doing.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45It's like a service to society.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Right.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Don't take this the wrong way, but you don't look very tough.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I mean, you're not even muscly.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Strength can be mental as well as physical.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03So how did you get into it?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I...

0:13:06 > 0:13:10..got tired of people behaving badly and getting away with it.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Cos everyone's afraid.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Everyone looks away and I thought to myself,

0:13:14 > 0:13:18they need someone to not be afraid, to not look away.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Who's Sid?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29An ex. I didn't treat him as well as I should have, so...

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- So how long have you been on the streets?- A few months.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Do your family know?- Do they care?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Do you manage to eat OK?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40- No.- You wash?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43You saying I stink?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45No. There's hostels.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Yeah. They're shit.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53And last night, the fight, how often does that sort of thing happen?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I stole someone's spot to sleep.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01It's a good place, dry.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04I didn't know it was their spot,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07so when they come back, they start giving me all this shit,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09so I give them some back and...

0:14:09 > 0:14:11You saw.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13No-one should be sleeping on the streets,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16especially someone your age.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Use your superpowers. Magic me a penthouse overlooking the sea.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I've got a camper van.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I don't even know you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32No, no, I get it, I get it. I don't blame you for your suspicion.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Stranger turns up, offers you a place to stay,

0:14:34 > 0:14:38you're thinking, "What's this?" Could be anyone. Murderer, rapist...

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So...here's what I'm going to do.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45I'm going to write down my number and where I work

0:14:45 > 0:14:47and if you want to check me out,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50check I am who I say I am, then you can.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53You can have your own key. I won't come in.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56You can use my address to claim for benefits.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Use my address to apply for jobs.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01A few weeks, you'll be back on your feet. No more sleeping rough.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03No more stab wounds.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06It's up to you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12You can't do this for everyone.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Why am I so special?

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I don't know.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Oi. Get back to work!- Yes, master!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Strong indication of children.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Big, bustling family. But I'm seeing conflict in your love line.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Conflict?- Beware of a betrayal from someone close.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Someone close? Fletch? What's he going to do?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Ruth?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52She didn't see Fletch.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Ruth, who is it? - I can only tell you what I read.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Beware someone talking bollocks. Someone very close.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02This girl claims she knows you.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Right, bed folds down.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15This pulls across so you've got curtains.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Um... Ah. Here's the sink.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19There should still be some water left in the tank.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Oh, and here...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24is the en-suite.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Thanks.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29If it's any consolation, I'm having to do the same. Bloody plumbers.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'm in the wrong game.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Yeah, I'll be inside if you need me.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Toke...

0:16:39 > 0:16:41What's your real name?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Billy. Well...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45(William.)

0:16:45 > 0:16:47But everyone calls me Toke.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51You turn out to be a murderer, I'll be really pissed off.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54OK!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- You all right, Fletch?- Nah. Women. They're all mad, all of them!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15His profile picture is gorgeous,

0:17:15 > 0:17:19but I just can't imagine having sex with a Barnaby. I can't!

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- You all right, Ally?- I can't stop thinking about corned beef.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Think I must be due on.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Morning, Sarah. - Sarah-Jane, not Sarah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Does it matter?- Yes.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Sarah is not my name. Sarah-Jane is.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Sarah-Jane Rose. It's hyphenated.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39- Can I go in?- If you like.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- She's nice(!)- Mmm. Apparently she can smile. It was on the CV.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I need to ask a favour.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Fire away.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56There's this girl I know. Well, she's sort of a friend of a friend.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58She's hit hard times and needs a bit of help.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I want to hire her as a picker - just casual, not permanent.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Have we got a vacancy?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, we never really replaced Bobby Bigballs, did we?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Who?

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Ronnie Brent?

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Look, Toke, you are the warehouse manager. It's totally your domain.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18If you think this girl is reliable and won't let you down,

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- then I trust your judgment. - Thank you.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Oh, what's her name? Not that I'll remember.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Chrissy. Chrissy Michaels.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I hope your girlfriend knows about this.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Sal, Chrissy. Chrissy, Sal.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Pleased to meet you.- And you.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I really like your top. You look really nice.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46So, it seems my boyfriend saved you from an horrendous attack.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Yeah, I was lucky he was passing.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52He just appeared in his five-a-side kit and chased them off.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Shall I get this food on, then? Bit of chat, get to know each other.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Also, there's something I need to tell you. Bit of a surprise.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Surprise?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I got you a job.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05A job?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yeah, at my place. Coopers Outdoors.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Only casual, zero-hours shite,

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- but it's money in your pocket, if you're interested.- Wow, that's...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Unbelievable.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17He's amazing, isn't he?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Like some kind of superhero.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25She's pretty,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28in a grotty, street urchin kind of way.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30No, she's gorgeous. That's why I helped her.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33If she'd been minging, I wouldn't have bothered.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I'm hoping there's at least a blowjob in it.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36SHE SCOFFS

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Just think it's interesting, that's all.- Oh, what is?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41You won't move in with me, but you're happy to have some

0:19:41 > 0:19:45stranger - young, pretty stranger - living outside your house.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Yeah, key word, Sal - outside.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50And it's for a few weeks to get her back on her feet.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Are...?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Are you jealous?- No!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, you're jealous!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58How would you feel if I moved a toyboy into my garden shed?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Well, upset. My bikes are stored in there.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Huh.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Don't be jealous.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Now, this is complicated stuff.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13This machine tells you the aisle number and the shelf.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15You get the item, you put it into your trolley.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Stop me if I'm getting too technical, or...

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Because it's not. SHE GIGGLES

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Oh...- You OK?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Mm. Yeah.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28LAUGHTER

0:20:30 > 0:20:34So, why the lies about being a superhero?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37If she's your girlfriend, shouldn't she know something like that?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Does Clark Kent tell Lois Lane?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Does Daredevil tell Electra?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Does Spider-Man...? - Yeah, I get the idea.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Seriously, how can she not know?

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Easy. I don't tell her.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Twice a week, we patrol.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51One night's five-a-side, the other night's pub quiz.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Costume gets hidden in a box on top of the wardrobe.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's simpler than it might seem.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- You're missing my point. - Which is...?

0:20:58 > 0:20:59She's your girlfriend.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Isn't that something she should know?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05No-one knows.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Except you.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10And that's how it'll stay.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15So, Mr Tokington, what made you hire the young, fit, female employee, eh?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- THEY SNIGGER - Dirty bastard.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18I'm jealous.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22MUSIC THROUGHOUT

0:21:29 > 0:21:31PAINT SPRAYING

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Erm...what's with this?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40An act of revenge.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Fair dos.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56THEY LAUGH

0:22:08 > 0:22:10MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS

0:22:25 > 0:22:27SQUEAKING OUTSIDE

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm going.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25No, don't park it there!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28How's anyone going to get through? Yeah, it's obvious.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Oi, oi! You two! You can chat all you want after four o'clock.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Yeah, after four o'clock. Thank you.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40He goes to this premature ejaculation clinic, right,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42and when he gets there, the doctor goes,

0:23:42 > 0:23:43"You've arrived early."

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Da-da-dan!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Oi, you! Out.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50You, get driving.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52CLAPPING HIS HANDS Come on, people!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yeah, we're working!

0:23:57 > 0:23:58IRATE VOICE ON PHONE

0:23:58 > 0:24:01No, Trevor... Trevor! You're being illogical.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03The product is made in Indonesia.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04We're not the same comp...

0:24:04 > 0:24:06TREVOR ARGUING

0:24:12 > 0:24:14- Oh. Thanks for the lift. - I knocked twice.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17You can't just roll in when you want, Chrissy. This is work.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19It starts at eight, finishes at four every day.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21No exceptions, no excuses.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23If you stay out late, tough.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25You come in with your hangover. That's the deal.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27That's what people pay you for.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Abide by the rules.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Words of a superhero(!)

0:24:42 > 0:24:44'..isn't it? Are you there? Oi!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46'Toke? Where are you?'

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Ally?

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Gareth.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Oh.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Gaz. Or Nobby.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16My friends call me Nobby, but...

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Gaz is fine.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19I'll, erm...get us a drink.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Lovely. Vodka and tonic.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28HE SIGHS

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yeah, erm, the thing is, Ally...

0:25:32 > 0:25:34..this isn't going to work.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- How do you mean? - No, don't take it personally.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40It's just...you're not what I was expecting.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Physically.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Physically?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I was just expecting more...

0:25:48 > 0:25:49I'm really sorry.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Not woman enough for you, is it?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Well, maybe you're not man enough, dickhead.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57I mean, look at you with the eyebrows and the sideburns

0:25:57 > 0:25:58and someone should tell you

0:25:58 > 0:26:00epaulettes are for police and gay guys.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02And even then, they look like twats!

0:26:36 > 0:26:37(I'm sorry.)

0:26:39 > 0:26:41HE MOUTHS

0:26:42 > 0:26:45It's been my problem all my life.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Can't do what I'm told, can't play by the rules.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51I want to.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Honest.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56The good me wants to be reliable and trustworthy.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59It's just the bad me...

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Bad me has a louder voice.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Always seems to get its own way.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Who was the guy?

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Just someone I used to hang out with now and then on the streets.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- How much did you see?- Not much.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Do you remember that nursery rhyme?

0:27:23 > 0:27:27No, not a nursery rhyme, like, a fable.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29The Frog And The Scorpion.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33The frog offers to give him a ride across the lake

0:27:33 > 0:27:35if the scorpion promises not to bite him.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36And then halfway across, he bites him.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Yeah, and then the frog goes, "Why did you do that?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41"Now we'll both die."

0:27:41 > 0:27:42BOTH: "Because I'm a scorpion."

0:27:46 > 0:27:48I sometimes think that's me.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50I'm a scorpion.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54I tell everyone it's going to be one way,

0:27:54 > 0:27:57and then I go off and I do the opposite.

0:27:58 > 0:27:59Screw everything up.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Betray people.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03It's like...

0:28:03 > 0:28:05It's like I just can't help myself.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10And you've been really good to me, Toke.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11Like, really good.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16I just don't want you to be the frog.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Oh, no.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Come on, come here.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27I want to be the frog.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Yeah, well, I'm the scorpion.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29You're not the scorpion!

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Shut up about the bloody scorpion.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36No.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38No, that's not what I want.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41What do you want then, Toke?

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Just to help.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45You want to help?

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Sid.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48He's not my ex.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49He's my baby.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Your...baby?

0:28:52 > 0:28:53Chrissy, what...?

0:28:57 > 0:28:58- HARSHLY:- Goodnight, Toke.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07LOUD MUSIC

0:29:08 > 0:29:09DOORBELL

0:29:15 > 0:29:16How much do I owe you?

0:29:17 > 0:29:20That's, er, £10.30, please.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I'll have to see what I can find.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Come into my boudoir.

0:29:24 > 0:29:25It's all right.

0:29:25 > 0:29:26I don't bite.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32SHE TURNS MUSIC OFF

0:29:37 > 0:29:40It's like one of those porn films this, isn't it?

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Woman alone in her flat.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Sexy man comes to the door in leathers.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49He asks for payment.

0:29:49 > 0:29:50She says...

0:29:50 > 0:29:53"Perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement."

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Before you know it,

0:29:57 > 0:30:00they're banging each other's brains out.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01Hmm...

0:30:03 > 0:30:06How much did you say it was again?

0:30:06 > 0:30:07Erm...

0:30:07 > 0:30:08£10.30.

0:30:12 > 0:30:13Got change for 20?

0:30:27 > 0:30:28'Hello.'

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Spell my name.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34- 'Are you drunk?'- Yeah. - SHE CHUCKLES

0:30:34 > 0:30:36- Spell it!- 'Ally.'

0:30:36 > 0:30:39A-L-L-Y.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42What else does that spell, Ash? Hmm?

0:30:42 > 0:30:43Ally.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Friend.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47I'm a good person.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49That prick I married didn't deserve me.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53Shagging around, sticking his dick inside every...

0:30:53 > 0:30:55SHE SIGHS

0:30:56 > 0:30:59I'm loyal. I'm loving.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02You don't need drugs! You just need me.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05You just need to let me in, give me a chance.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08Ash...

0:31:11 > 0:31:12Ash...

0:31:14 > 0:31:16'I'm not good enough for you.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19'I'm going to drag you down.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21'Screw up your life.'

0:31:21 > 0:31:22That's rubbish.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26'I'm a piece of shit.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28'Worthless.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33'A stain on life.'

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Ash, you're not! You're amazing.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Let me help you.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Let me try.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03I'm getting really strong indications.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06- You don't need to listen to the voices around you.- Yeah.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10- You hold the answers within yourself.- Is it?- Yeah.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11There she is, Mystic Meg.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Making more crap up.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16And you'll find what you're looking for.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24So...what's your future?

0:32:24 > 0:32:25Tall, dark stranger.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Load of bollocks, was it?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29No, it wasn't, actually.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31She told me what I already know.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I need to face up to my past.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37And she said...a superhero's going to help me.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51- Sure she won't mind?- No.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53How do I look?

0:32:53 > 0:32:54Really respectable.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Ma'am. SHE LAUGHS

0:33:11 > 0:33:12CAR STARTS

0:33:22 > 0:33:24You ready?

0:33:24 > 0:33:25No.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29OK, screw it.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39MUSICAL CHIME

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life?

0:33:41 > 0:33:44Bet that's still funny after a thousand times.

0:33:49 > 0:33:50Philip.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Anna.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56No.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57No!

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I just want to talk! Phil?

0:34:02 > 0:34:05- I just want to speak to you. - Hey.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Please!

0:34:07 > 0:34:08- Wankers!- Hey, come on.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Insults won't help anyone.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15So what happened to your mum?

0:34:15 > 0:34:16She killed herself.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19I'm sorry.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Coroner recorded an open verdict.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Because she was pissed and might have fallen.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30She had all these mental problems.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33At the time, she was in a bad place.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Seems more likely to have jumped than fallen.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37- How old were you?- 13.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Oh... It's a tough age to lose your mum.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43What's a better age, then?

0:34:44 > 0:34:46I don't know...

0:34:46 > 0:34:4790, when she's 150.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52So did Phil bring you up after that?

0:34:52 > 0:34:56Yeah, he was my dad to all intents and purposes.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58And then...

0:34:58 > 0:35:02a year later - it wasn't even a year -

0:35:02 > 0:35:04he got together with her.

0:35:04 > 0:35:05The bitch.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07And you thought that was too swift?

0:35:07 > 0:35:09No, life goes on. I get it.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13If she'd been a bit nicer, maybe we'd have all got on.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16You know, I'd just lost my mum.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20I was all over the place.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23And them two were all wrapped up in each other.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27So, yeah, I behaved like a prick.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Probably made their life hell.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31But I needed some...

0:35:31 > 0:35:33bloody attention, some...

0:35:34 > 0:35:36..love.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39So I found it elsewhere.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Callum was one of my mum's old mates.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Sid's our baby.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50But no-one knows that he's Calum's, because I was underage

0:35:50 > 0:35:55and he would have gone to prison for statutory rape.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Which is bullshit because I knew what I was doing.

0:35:59 > 0:36:00Plus, he's married.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06I lost the plot after I had him.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Went...kind of crazy.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14They'll say that I didn't like him.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18They'll say that they were scared that I'd try to hurt him.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20But I wouldn't.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23I just couldn't deal with him, you know?

0:36:23 > 0:36:25They don't know what it was like in here.

0:36:25 > 0:36:26It was like a...

0:36:28 > 0:36:29..tornado.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32So they've brought him up as their own?

0:36:32 > 0:36:35She can't have kids, so it worked out perfectly.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Did they throw you out?

0:36:40 > 0:36:42I...met some people.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45One thing led to another.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46I treated them pretty badly.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Can I make a suggestion?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Let me go back alone and broker a peace deal.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57If you're not there, they might listen.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59What is it you want? What can I put to them?

0:36:59 > 0:37:02A visit? An hour with the kid, two hours?

0:37:02 > 0:37:03Anything.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05I just want to see his face.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09They need to know that I won't hurt him.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11They can trust me.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13You have to tell them that.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Vouch for me, say you'll be there, too.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Say I've changed.

0:37:29 > 0:37:30We said no.

0:37:30 > 0:37:31Don't slam the door.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Please, remove your foot.

0:37:33 > 0:37:34I will, just hear me out.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Two minutes is all I ask.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37Who are you? Her boyfriend?

0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Where is she?- She's not here. It's just me.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43I'm her boss at work.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Look, you can't ignore this, Philip.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48My name's Billy. I'm a decent human being.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12With all due respect, Billy, you don't really know her like we do.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- Accepted.- She's brought a lot of trouble into our life.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17She's selfish.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19You know, she has no self-control.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22I appreciate all of that.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24But I think the Chrissy you knew

0:38:24 > 0:38:27isn't the Chrissy that came to your door tonight.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29I find that hard to believe.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31I realise there's been a lot of water

0:38:31 > 0:38:33gone under this particular bridge,

0:38:33 > 0:38:36but do you not owe her the chance to at least speak to you?

0:38:36 > 0:38:39To tell you how she feels, the regret she has,

0:38:39 > 0:38:41especially about her son.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22- She left him. She just tossed him to one side.- She was 15.

0:39:22 > 0:39:23If it hadn't been for us,

0:39:23 > 0:39:25that poor child would have ended up in care.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27She just wants to see him.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31- MUTED:- Cos it'll open the floodgates

0:39:31 > 0:39:33and no matter how much you say she's changed,

0:39:33 > 0:39:35I don't think I'll ever be able to trust her.

0:39:35 > 0:39:36- She just wants to see him.- No.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10What's life if we just condemn people

0:40:10 > 0:40:13so they know that you're doomed.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16You never deserve a second chance...

0:40:18 > 0:40:19Is that fair?

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Hello, Sid.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45Hello, beautiful boy.

0:40:49 > 0:40:50Hello, darling.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04We're talking about one hour.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06A trip to the local park.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08A soft play centre.

0:41:08 > 0:41:13I'll chaperone, or we can all be there, whatever works.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15It's her son.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17He's our son.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Yeah, I know that.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22But she... brought him into the world.

0:41:23 > 0:41:24Please.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27For the sake of human kindness.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29SID CRIES

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Ssh! It's all right. It's all right.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38He's not settling, I'd better go up.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Ssh!

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Come on.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51Man to man, can we agree this?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Here, come on.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Oh! It's OK, it's OK.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Phil.

0:42:07 > 0:42:08Phil!

0:42:19 > 0:42:21- Was this you?- Me?

0:42:23 > 0:42:25- Calm down.- I'm telling you...

0:42:26 > 0:42:28- Oh, Jesus!- Ssh!

0:42:28 > 0:42:29Go, go, go!

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Everything all right?

0:42:49 > 0:42:51- Fuck!- Did they agree? - They were about to!

0:42:51 > 0:42:55Yeah, to get rid of you. Next day they be on the phone cancelling.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58- What were you doing?- He's my child, I wanted to see his face.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- I wanted to hold him. - So you break in?

0:43:01 > 0:43:03What was I, you're bleeding decoy?

0:43:03 > 0:43:06I used to live there, I used to have a key until she took it off me.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08- Chrissy, they're not bad people. - Oh, aren't they?

0:43:08 > 0:43:10They want what's best for your kid.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13- Oh, yeah, they probably told you what a bastard I am, is it?- No!

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- Can we go?- They told me you had problems, big problems,

0:43:16 > 0:43:18and I was getting them to believe you'd changed.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21- And then you proved me wrong. - I HAVE changed.- Oh, have you?

0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Yes, I want him back. - That's not going to happen.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27Just take me home, please. Can we go?

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- Just can we go?! - Do you know what, Chrissy?

0:43:29 > 0:43:31Maybe you were right.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Maybe you are the scorpion.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Shit!

0:44:19 > 0:44:24There you are. Jenna wants to see you, ASAP. Well, not ASAP, now.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Sit down, Toke.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30This sounds ominous.

0:44:32 > 0:44:35- I've had a phone call from Trevor Trevelyan.- Right.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Look, I...- He's claiming - and let me just outline the accusation

0:44:39 > 0:44:42before you chime in - he is claiming that you were rude

0:44:42 > 0:44:45and then in frustration you threw the phone across the room.

0:44:45 > 0:44:46I was and I did.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50You know Finchams are one of our best clients?

0:44:50 > 0:44:53It was related to something else, I lost my temper, I'm sorry.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Toke, is everything all right, mate?

0:44:55 > 0:44:57- Yeah.- I mean, I'm not one for gossip...

0:44:57 > 0:45:01Well, I am, but I'm hearing mutterings.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- About what?- About your new employee.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06You vouched for her, Toke.

0:45:06 > 0:45:10Where is she today? She can barely do the job because of a stab wound.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Why would you hire someone like that?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14I'm doing my job, same as I always have.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17I had one bad moment, give me a verbal warning, do whatever,

0:45:17 > 0:45:19but don't insinuate there's anything else going on,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21because there isn't, OK? Can I go now?

0:45:23 > 0:45:25Yes, yeah, you can go...

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Just give me a minute.

0:45:28 > 0:45:32Toke, let's have a catch-up, mate. Come on, it's been ages.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38PHONE RINGS

0:45:52 > 0:45:54I saw that.

0:46:03 > 0:46:06So...how's Chrissy?

0:46:08 > 0:46:10No idea, she's gone.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12Gone? Where?

0:46:14 > 0:46:16What happened?

0:46:16 > 0:46:19Nothing. I just woke up and she'd gone.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Took my bloody van.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24Well...did something happen?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27Last night, you must have seen her.

0:46:27 > 0:46:28Not really.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31You've got feelings for her, haven't you?

0:46:33 > 0:46:37OK, well, without talking in riddles,

0:46:37 > 0:46:40I don't know what's going on in your head,

0:46:40 > 0:46:43I don't know if you want someone else, someone younger,

0:46:43 > 0:46:45sexier, but...

0:46:45 > 0:46:47I love you, Toke.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51I want you to move in with me, so is that going to happen or not?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Simple question - yes or no?

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Sal, I promise you...

0:46:55 > 0:46:59Oh, don't make a scene, you know how I feel about scenes.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01Four years, Toke. Four years!

0:47:01 > 0:47:04- Here's a scene. - And you won't move on it.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06Why? Why is that?

0:47:06 > 0:47:07There can only be one conclusion.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09No, there can be many more conclusions.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Piss off! I've heard it all before.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Sal, where are you going?

0:47:13 > 0:47:14Sal...

0:47:14 > 0:47:15Sal!

0:47:23 > 0:47:25This guy from Coventry keeps tweeting me,

0:47:25 > 0:47:27claiming I've stolen his handle.

0:47:27 > 0:47:31I was like, hello, Urban Avenger, it's hardly copyrighted, is it?

0:47:31 > 0:47:34- WOMAN:- Get off, what are you doing? - Look, over there.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36- A fight.- Is there a problem here? Have you got a problem?- Stop it.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39Handbags. They'll be hugging in a minute.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41SHOUTING CONTINUES

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Go, go, go!

0:47:45 > 0:47:46- Oi!- Leave him alone.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49- Oi! Stop.- You bastard!

0:47:49 > 0:47:51You're dead, you're dead!

0:47:51 > 0:47:53- Hey, stop!- Get off him.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56- Stop!- Get off him!- Phone the police.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59WOMAN SCREAMS

0:47:59 > 0:48:02- What, you want some?- I can't see!

0:48:02 > 0:48:04- We've got to get out of here, man. - I can't see!

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Come on, let's go. Move! Let's go.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09- SIREN WAILS - Help me!

0:48:11 > 0:48:13WOMAN SOBS

0:48:19 > 0:48:22What happened, Toke? Calm intervention, that's what we are.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24The space for self-protection.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27If someone reports you, they could do you for assault.

0:48:27 > 0:48:31- This could get serious, Toke. - We were wasting our time, lads.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33We can't change anything, we can't help anyone.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36We're just dicks in costumes.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41- Toke?- Where are you going?

0:48:45 > 0:48:47CAR APPROACHES

0:48:47 > 0:48:49CAR DOOR SHUTS

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Excuse me, sir, stop there!

0:48:52 > 0:48:53Billy Tokington?

0:48:53 > 0:48:55Where's Chrissy Michaels?

0:48:55 > 0:48:58- I have no idea. - She's stolen a child.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03I'm arresting you on suspicion of conspiracy to abduct Sid Monkford.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09- I don't know. - She's in your campervan.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- She stole it.- Stole it?

0:49:11 > 0:49:13I said she could stay there on my drive,

0:49:13 > 0:49:15but I didn't say she could take it.

0:49:15 > 0:49:18The parents of the child are saying that you went round with Christine

0:49:18 > 0:49:20a few nights ago, asking for access.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23- I did.- Sussing the place out?- No.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25They're out of their minds with worry.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27It's her kid.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30Really, it's hers, she won't hurt it.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34- So you admit you're helping her get the child back?- Yeah.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36No. Access with their consent.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39The parents believe that Chrissy might have entered the property

0:49:39 > 0:49:42- the night you were there. - I just wanted to help her.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46That's all, she's a damaged young girl.

0:49:46 > 0:49:50- Do you have a sexual relationship with Chrissy?- No!

0:49:51 > 0:49:55- How long have you know her? - Not long.- A few weeks?

0:49:55 > 0:49:57And you just help her?

0:49:57 > 0:50:00A complete stranger that you have no emotional connection to?

0:50:02 > 0:50:03Yeah.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07Talk us through the costume, Billy.

0:50:11 > 0:50:13I'm a superhero.

0:50:14 > 0:50:15Was.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Raintown Superheroes.

0:50:18 > 0:50:19We're...

0:50:21 > 0:50:24We try to help people.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Isn't that what we're here for?

0:50:28 > 0:50:30You're not always there, are you?

0:50:32 > 0:50:33Sometimes you're not there.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Sometimes things happen and you're too slow.

0:50:38 > 0:50:42You're too slow, things go wrong and people end up dead.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49You think I'm some idiot out looking for thrills. Look in my wallet.

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Look in at.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57Open it.

0:50:59 > 0:51:01She's why I do it.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04It's my sister. Jessica.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08She died.

0:51:08 > 0:51:09She was killed.

0:51:09 > 0:51:12A fight. Stupid.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15A nothing fight, but a knife got pulled...

0:51:17 > 0:51:19..and she lay there in the street.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22And by the time someone found her...

0:51:24 > 0:51:26She was 17 years old.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29A nothing argument.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33Shooting off her mouth like young girls do, and that's that.

0:51:33 > 0:51:36You know, game over, so I try to stop that.

0:51:37 > 0:51:41I try to help people, just...calm things down.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46I helped Chrissy.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48She reminded me of Jess.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51It was something about her.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55She reminded me of my sister.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03HE SOBS

0:52:13 > 0:52:16PHONE RINGS

0:52:19 > 0:52:22- Hello.- 'Toke, it's me, Chrissy.'

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Where are you?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Chrissy, where are you?

0:52:44 > 0:52:46Sorry I took your van.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48I didn't know you could drive.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50I can't. Not legally.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Where's Sid, Chrissy?

0:52:54 > 0:52:57- Told you, then, have they? - Where is he?

0:52:57 > 0:52:59He's safe.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02We've had a nice time.

0:53:02 > 0:53:04Played on the beach, had cheese on toast.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Just us.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08- Me and my son. - You haven't thought this through.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11How are you going to look after him?

0:53:11 > 0:53:15Feed him, clothe him, bathe him? You can barely look after yourself.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18What if you fancy shagging a stranger?

0:53:18 > 0:53:22- Where does Sid fit in then? - I'll look after him. He's mine.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Not legally. Where is he?

0:53:24 > 0:53:27He's in the van, asleep.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31I lied to you, Toke.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33About his father, he's...

0:53:33 > 0:53:35It's not Calum's.

0:53:35 > 0:53:37Calum's not his dad.

0:53:37 > 0:53:38He's Phil's.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42He's Phil's?

0:53:42 > 0:53:43Yeah, nice man.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49- What's going on?- I didn't do this, it wasn't me, I promise you.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52- Chrissy Michaels, we're arresting you...- No, no.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Tell them who the father is. - You bastard!

0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Sorry!- Get off me!

0:53:56 > 0:53:58What are you doing? Get off me!

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Tell them what happened. The baby's hers.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03No, get off, no!

0:54:03 > 0:54:05I haven't done nothing! I haven't...

0:54:05 > 0:54:07SID CRIES

0:54:42 > 0:54:44SHE LAUGHS

0:54:44 > 0:54:45What are you wearing?

0:54:45 > 0:54:47I'll move in.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50But there's some things you need to know.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Shut up.

0:55:34 > 0:55:36Shut up. I won't.

0:55:38 > 0:55:39I won't do that.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42I'd never hurt her.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52# Whatever happened to

0:55:53 > 0:55:55# All of the heroes? #

0:55:55 > 0:55:56You all right, Ellen?

0:55:56 > 0:55:58# All the Shakespearoes

0:55:59 > 0:56:01# They watched their Rome burn

0:56:03 > 0:56:08# Whatever happened to the heroes?

0:56:09 > 0:56:14# Whatever happened to the heroes?

0:56:15 > 0:56:18# No more heroes any more

0:56:18 > 0:56:22# No more heroes any more

0:56:22 > 0:56:25# No more heroes any more... #

0:56:40 > 0:56:42PHONE RINGS

0:56:43 > 0:56:45Trevor. How lovely to hear from you.

0:56:47 > 0:56:49- All right?- I can do this.

0:56:49 > 0:56:50I'm so scared.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54- I was thinking about her coming back.- Katya!

0:56:54 > 0:56:57In the night, breaking in, stabbing me,

0:56:57 > 0:56:59setting fire to the house.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01- SIREN WAILS - Wait!

0:57:01 > 0:57:03I'm tired of being scared of you.

0:57:03 > 0:57:04It stops.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06Or I'll make it stop.