0:00:09 > 0:00:13MUSIC: "This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us" by Sparks
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# This town ain't big enough for the both of us
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# It isn't me who's gonna leave
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Flying, domestic flying
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# You are a khaki-coloured bombardier
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# It's Hiroshima that you're nearing...#
0:00:44 > 0:00:46BELL RINGS
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Aargh!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54You all right, miss?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Silly cow.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Argh!.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# You know that this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# This town isn't big enough Not big enough for both of us
0:01:21 > 0:01:25# And I ain't gonna leave! #
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Seriously, though? Again?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Flat on your face, Miss. Like a tit.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52It's just a game.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01What are you doing it for, Miss?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So, you're going to lose.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14So what?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Someone's got to lose.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Life's just like that.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40BELL RINGS
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Are you taking the piss, Sir? It's a girl.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You didn't say it was a lady, Sir.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Right, listen up, you bunch of no-hope nothings.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Today, this school is closing and this is your last chance
0:03:04 > 0:03:08to do something positive, yeah? To be part of a winning team.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Line up.
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Today, you are strong. Today, you can prove yourselves.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Today, you can show the world and, more importantly, you can
0:03:25 > 0:03:28show yourselves that you have made a contribution, that you
0:03:28 > 0:03:33are not going to be thrown on a scrapheap of life without a fight
0:03:33 > 0:03:40and, if you don't, you'll have me to contend with - and I am not a girl.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I'd take her.I ain't taking her.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48So, to recap. You are a wall. Yeah?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52And you will stay that way until I say otherwise.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, fuck!Hold tight!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56She looks fierce.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Together, you are indestructible.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00She's growling? Her eyes just changed colour.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Did you see that?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:04:24 > 0:04:26GROANING
0:04:37 > 0:04:39BELL RINGS
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Fuck!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Fuck!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56You know, if I'm honest, Miss,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I used to think you were a twat.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ditto.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07But you know, after all this, all of this Die Hard shit...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I mean, what do you teach?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Who the fuck cares?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Nobody ever noticed you before, did they?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17They leave you to be the last one.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21The last 'it'. On purpose.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Cos they know you ain't never going to be tagging Mr P.E.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29In 35 minutes, the school's closing
0:07:29 > 0:07:31and you're going to be a loser for, like, ever.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34But you, you're not taking that shit.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You showed them, Miss. They know who you are now.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're a shit Lara Croft.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Without the tits.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46I don't like losing.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Miss?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I've got a plan.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03FIRE ALARM
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Do you want to do the checks, so we can get back in?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09It's just some prick elbowing the alarm.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You're the fire officer.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Really?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Surprise!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56No, no, no, no, no.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11# This town ain't big enough for the both of us
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# And it ain't me who's gonna leave. #
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Raagh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Aargh!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Flying, domestic flying
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Heartbeat Increasing heartbeat... #
0:09:33 > 0:09:34What the fuck?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# It's Hiroshima that you're nearing
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# This town ain't big enough for both of us... #
0:09:40 > 0:09:42All right, Miss?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Argh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Aah!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Argh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Argh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27SIRENS
0:10:47 > 0:10:50She said, no hard feelings, Sir.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Me? I think you're a bit of a wanker.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55She don't think you're that bad, though.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57She wants to know if you're OK?
0:11:17 > 0:11:18It's just a game.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Just a stupid fucking game.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Look at you...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Tag.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41BELL RINGS
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Census, the latest census
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# There'll be more girls who live in town, though not enough to go round
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:11:58 > 0:12:02# You know that this town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
0:12:03 > 0:12:06# This town isn't big enough Not big enough for both of us
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# And I ain't gonna leave! #