0:00:02 > 0:00:04We're clones, someone's experiment. They're killing us off.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05We're like lab rats in an illegal experiment.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Sarah, where was Paul during all this?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09We think Beth was spying on him.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Maybe it's time to check out where Paul works.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13We need to talk about Beth.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16You understand your role as monitor's not to interfere.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Paul followed me straight to Kira.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20You're in microbiology, too?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Delphine.- Cosima.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Enchante.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26I may be sleeping with my spy as well.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Donnie, what's in the box?!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm entitled to a little privacy.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Alison, stop it!
0:00:32 > 0:00:33"Big Boob Blowies"?!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35If anything else comes up, I'll let you know.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Surveillance, please.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- CLERK:- They call it the Nanny Cam.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sarah, I thought you were dead!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Aaah!
0:00:41 > 0:00:42I'll get you your money, man. Aaah!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Pouchy took my finger.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46You want that money? Take it and go, now.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Where is Beth?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48She killed herself.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I took her identity.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51You're her monitor, aren't you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Doctors came and medically examined her in her sleep.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Just tell me why.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57They don't tell us why.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12HE SNORES
0:02:14 > 0:02:16ALERT BEEPS
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Ridiculous! God! - CLATTERING
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I got to do everything around here?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Three hours to go, and the dishes still haven't been washed,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34the drink cart hasn't been loaded up,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36the kids' gift bags haven't been sorted,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39and did we even get ice?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Hello, did we get ice?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Alison, come on!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Get with the programme, here. We need to get moving.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Where did you go in the middle of the night, Donnie?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Uh, I don't know. Never Never Land?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I woke up. You weren't in bed.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Honey, we don't have time for this.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53The kids are outside, doing God knows what,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56we got a million things to do, and you're not helping!
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Just make a list of what we need
0:02:57 > 0:02:59and I'll do it when I'm out getting the damn ice.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I need to know where you went.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Look, I know we had a bad day yesterday.- A bad day?!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Is that what you call it? Where are you going?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I'm going out to get the stuff that you were supposed to get yesterday!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'm trying to have a conversation with you, Donnie.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17And, oh, what a joy it is.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20But don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll talk about this later.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's all good.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Ugh...
0:04:00 > 0:04:03PAUL: My problems didn't start in the military.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08They started out of uniform, as a private contractor.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Understand?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm not doing any of this by choice.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Right, so, they forced you to be Beth's monitor
0:04:16 > 0:04:19for two years, without ever knowing why.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You're some kind of hustler.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24You understand leverage, right?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26The difference is, you chose
0:04:26 > 0:04:29to infiltrate Beth's life, to screw her boyfriend,
0:04:29 > 0:04:30right on this counter.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And you weren't even you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34And you weren't you, either.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I don't think you understand how serious this is.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41We need to try and be honest with each other, twin sister.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43OK.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45So what happens to the results
0:04:45 > 0:04:47of the medical tests you performed on me?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I wanted to get you away from that. I was serious about Rio.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Just tell me, what happens to the results?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54They go to Olivier.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56From there, I don't know.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02What are you doing?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'm going to take a shower, wash off the filth.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Is that OK with you?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13So, do you think the results might tell them I'm not Beth?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I don't know what the tests are for.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I explained that. This is my world, Sarah.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It is you that I'm worried about.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yeah?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23What is it that worries you about me?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Whatever it is you're not telling me.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Sarah.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Hey, Cosima, you were right...
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Paul doesn't even know about clones.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46See? It's a double blind...
0:05:46 > 0:05:49The monitor's unaware of the purpose of the experiment.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51That way, they can't skew the results.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Oh, hey. - I just had to get out of there.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I don't even know where I'm going.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Right, well, I may have a...a monitor dilemma of my own.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm new here this semester.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07I didn't bring anybody with me, but someone wants to be friends.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Just stay away from them, Cos.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Stick to the science, yeah?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12"Stick to the science"?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14What am I, the geek monkey, now?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Seriously! Paul's a bad-arse, OK?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18He's ex-military.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21If somebody's trying to get close to you, just stay away.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Right, the old "Do as I say, not as I do"?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- ALERT BEEPS - Sorry.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Look, Alison's calling through. Are we good?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- SIGHS:- Sure.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32ALERT BEEPS
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Hey.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34I need you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36What's going on?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Um, I have a situation.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39What kind of situation?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Just get over here right now.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- You're it!- Hey, that's not fair!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, then I'll get you again. Ha!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47OK, OK, you're going to walk your sister
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- to Aynsley's house and you're going to stay there.- But, Mom!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes, it's going to be fun!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- No!- Go! Tell her I said it's OK.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ngh...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Aah! Ooh.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Where are you off to, Sarah?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Uh...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Alison?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Why am I tied to the chair?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Shh! Shh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Tell me what was really in the box, Donnie.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Your special box.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What was inside of it?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Are you out of your mind? Untie me. - No!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Donnie, I have questions that need answers.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Come on, Alison, this is insane!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Don't worry, honey.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's all good.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Isn't that what you always tell me?
0:08:24 > 0:08:29Think about what you really want to get off your chest.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Or what, you're going to stick sequins on me?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34You moved the files.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Files? What files?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Your files that you have on me.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39From your box. Your special box.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Aaah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Aaah!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ohhh! Oh, ohh!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Have you lost your mind?!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- I know what you do, Donnie! - What? What do I do?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50You spy.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- You perform medical examinations on me in my sleep.- What?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56You turned my whole life into a big, embarrassing lie
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and you switched the files in your special box for porno DVDs
0:08:59 > 0:09:02of Big Boob Blowies!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Ohh...! Please, no.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Argh!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Hey, Delphine.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hey. Bonjour, Cosima.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- I'm bored.- Well, you know, there's this lecture today
0:09:29 > 0:09:31that I was going to see...
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Wait, where is it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I was going to, if you want to come with me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Neolutionism, really?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You've... You've heard of it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, it's kind of fringe, don't you think?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Well, I think that, as a Darwinist, it would interest you,
0:09:48 > 0:09:52and this Dr Leekie is a really, really interesting speaker.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I saw his Ted talk online and... phew.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Hmm.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59So...?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Sure. Why not?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10VOICEMAIL BEEPS
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Sarah, I can understand why you took off this morning, but I need...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18We need to know that the ground beneath us is solid.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20So, please...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's talk about all this tonight.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26PHONE HANGS UP
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Why do you do it, Donnie?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Alison, I don't examine you in your sleep.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Oh, no, no.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Am I sick, like the German?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45What German? Who's German?!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46No, no, no!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48KNOCK AT DOOR
0:10:49 > 0:10:51What the hell is going on, Alison?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Shh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Please, no.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56What are you doing?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Please...agh.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Alison, no!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Come here!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02MUFFLED SHOUTS
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Eh, what's the emergency?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Umm...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You might want to sit down for this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Er, I'll stand, thanks.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16OK.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Alison? Alison?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Who's that?- Donnie.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Who's Donnie?- He's my husband.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- What?!- I think he's my watcher!
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Jesus Christ, Alison! What have you done?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- AYNSLEY:- Yoo-hoo! Hello!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32KNOCKING AND RINGING DOORBELL
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Who's that?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I completely forgot.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43CHILDREN CHATTER
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, you're not ready for the potluck.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Oh, yeah, um... - You're not even dressed.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Well, I was just thinking. Could we change venues?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Change venues? Ally, what's wrong?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Nothing, I'm just... I think I'm coming down with something.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56- I think we should... - Well, it's too late now,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59so just take some of your happy pills and let me help.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Don't worry, we'll get this party started.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02OK.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What's up, Hendrix?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Hello. Hi!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Hi! WOMAN:- Is this a pyjama party?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Good.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Yo, I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want
0:12:15 > 0:12:17# So, tell me what you want What you really, really want
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want... #
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Ally.- Mm!- Nothing's ready.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, I know. Cover for me.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- OK.- What's all off-limits?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Mmm! The basement. It's a disaster.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Donnie's starting renos this week. - Ah.- Mm-hm!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Well, the kids are screaming for chips.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'll go get some from the pantry.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Sausage rolls, freezer. - Got it.- OK.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40# We could be just fine
0:12:40 > 0:12:43# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really... #
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- A potluck, seriously?- Seriously.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47OK, you got to kick them out.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I can't...back out of the monthly potluck.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It's my turn.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55But I have no gift bags, no ice...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and no bartender, because my husband is tied to a chair.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Alison, you need to take a deep breath.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01I hate yoga.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03OK, you need to go up there
0:13:03 > 0:13:05and just play hostess, like nothing's wrong.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Fine.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10You interrogate Donnie.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11What?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yes. You are the expert.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Go in there and get that lying bastard to confess.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Wh...? Are you serious?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Be me. Put this on. - What if he's just your husband?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Sarah, I need you to help me with this.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I impersonated you in front of your daughter.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Now, it's your turn.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- # I wanna- Ha- I wanna- Ha - I wanna- Ha- I wanna- Ha
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# I wanna really, really, really wanna... #
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- FELIX:- With a golf club?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36No, no, I can't bar tend.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I've got a very handsome guest here.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Please tell me you're not with the morgue attendant again.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, but I plan to be.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Hang on.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Teddy, is that all you can handle?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54All right, looks like my afternoon just opened up.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56OK. How soon can you be here?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58To Scarberia?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Yeah. And dress suburban.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You've got to be joking.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I know, it sucks to be my sister.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Don't forget the ice.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06CHILDREN LAUGH
0:14:06 > 0:14:08ALARM BEEPS
0:14:08 > 0:14:10OK...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12The kids are looking for the gift bags.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15And we're running out of wine glasses. Where are your disposables?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18They are under the sink. No, top shelf,
0:14:18 > 0:14:19left-hand side of the stove.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I don't know. I don't know.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23What's going on downstairs?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Sausage roll?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No, thanks. So...?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Meera wants to know the name of your contractor.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Oh!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I will give you his info.- Perfect.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36OK. Sausage? No.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39OK, that is fine.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40She's drunk already?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Whoopsie-whoo! Who put that chair there?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Did you want any?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47And where the hell's Donnie?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- AS ALISON:- Hello, Donnie.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Hello, Donnie. "Donnie."
0:14:52 > 0:14:54SHE SIGHS
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- MUFFLED:- Alison?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Agh...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Hello, Donnie.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Alison...- Shh, shh, shh! Shh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Ah... Can we stop now, please?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Yes. After a few questions.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You told me yesterday she was fine.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41She's right back in her dark place, Olivier.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I stopped her from ODing on pills last night.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45She's quit the force, dumped her therapist.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47She has no-one else.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48She has you,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51to share in this crisis, like any other event.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Don't interfere unless it's critical.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I need to know that I won't be blamed if she tries it again,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03if I can't stop her.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08You done well for us, Paul.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10As long as your subject makes her own choices,
0:16:10 > 0:16:13there are no wrong decisions.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Yes?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Then soldier on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30I know, Donnie, so you can tell me how it works.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32How what works?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35The double blind, monitoring.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Alison, would you listen to yourself?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I got up in the middle of the night to watch cricket!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Cricket?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46The South African games start at 4am.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Is there nothing in my life left unexamined by you?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Now take off the GD blindfold!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54CHILDREN LAUGH AND PLAY
0:16:54 > 0:16:56The whole neighbourhood is here?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00What kind of irrational nonsense is going through that head of yours?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Hey, watch your tone, Donnie!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Alison, get your frazzled, PMS shit together!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Hey! You watch your tone!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Your wife is the rock of this family!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You will no longer speak down to her! Am I clear?!
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Yeah.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- DELPHINE: Cosima! Hey.- Hey.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- I am so glad you came.- Mm-hm!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- You won't be disappointed. - Yeah, I can tell.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25BOTH LAUGH
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yeah, Dr Leekie attracts diverse thinkers. Come.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29OK.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Neolution...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40A philosophy of today for tomorrow,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42rooted in our past,
0:17:42 > 0:17:45in the evolution of the human organism.
0:17:45 > 0:17:51But before we go to the future, let me take you back 3,000 years,
0:17:51 > 0:17:56to the great Greek philosopher Plato and his twilight years.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- HOARSELY:- Poor old Plato was going blind...
0:17:59 > 0:18:00LAUGHTER
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Going lame, and losing his hearing!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Now, imagine if he knew we could correct his sight,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12restore his hearing,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16and replace his ailing body parts with titanium ones.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Plato would've thought we were gods!
0:18:18 > 0:18:22But we're not, we're just fundamentally flawed
0:18:22 > 0:18:24human beings.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Your glasses, for example,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34make you somewhat, um...Platonic.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35But within the very near future,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I'll be able to offer you the ability
0:18:38 > 0:18:42to see into a spectrum never before seen by the naked eye.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Infrared, x-rays, ultraviolet. Are you interested?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Maybe I'll just start with basic Lasik.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51LAUGHTER
0:18:51 > 0:18:53And so you should.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55That's making an evolutionary choice.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Neolution gives us the opportunity at a self-directed evolution
0:19:00 > 0:19:03and I believe that's not only a choice,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06but a human right.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12CLATTERING
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Ah, Felix, Felix, Felix.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50All right, Felix,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52time to party with the party.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56# This is how we do it... # KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# This is how we do it. #
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oh, shit, I totally thought you were Alison.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Have you looked in the mirror?
0:20:06 > 0:20:07There's a thing on your head.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Shit, as they say, is completely sideways, Fee.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What do you need?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15SHE LAUGHS AND SNORTS
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Ahh.- Crackers.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Hmm! What?!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Do you have any crackers?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22How should I know, Charity?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Why don't you check the cracker cupboard?- Alison.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Meera is talking. Where is Donnie?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Oh, my God.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Why isn't he helping you with this?- He's tied up.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Ally, don't you dare cover for him, not again and not to me.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You know what I've been going through with Chad.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- AS BEASTIE BOY:- Hey, ladies! - Yes.- Incoming.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43I am all over those sexy stretchies.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You been working your glutes again?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46What's your programme?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Why is everybody asking me so many goddamn questions?!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Hello, neighbours! Your bartender's here.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I'm just going to have a quick word with our hostess
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and then I'm going to be right back to, uh, top you up.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Yeah? Let's go.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05It's a gay bartender. That's awesome.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Chad, shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# All hands are in the air
0:21:10 > 0:21:11# And wave them from here to there
0:21:11 > 0:21:14# If you're an OG Mack or a wannabe player... #
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- No.- Oh, no.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I screwed up, didn't I?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24It's not Donnie, is it? It's not him.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26But I whacked him, and it felt so good.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Is he really in there? - Yeah, tied to a chair.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Oh, my God.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33OK, I'll go handle the mess upstairs.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I tortured my husband,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I messed up my family,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42and you're the only person I can talk to,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44and you're just another version of me.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Come on.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I'm a horrible person.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- I'm not even a real person. - Of course you are.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Look, you stood up to all this, so far.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Mnh...mnh-mnh-mnh.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Alison, Donnie says that he got up
0:22:03 > 0:22:05in the middle of the night to watch cricket.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Cricket?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Yeah.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Look, Paul's military. He's a professional.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- You've known Donnie since, what? - High school.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Right, high school, yeah?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20So how could he be your monitor?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22So he's just Donnie?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Eating, farting Donnie?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32My monitor is probably one of those bitches upstairs.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Look, Alison, just...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Alison?!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39SHE SNORES
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I know. OK. I know, I know.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59No, no, Neolution is not Eugenical.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01OK, so what is it? Is it Utopian?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03It's...Neotopian, maybe?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Cosima. Oh, my God, look.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08There he is.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I would just love to meet him.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Come on.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14OK.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16What?!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Hello.- Hi.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE
0:23:27 > 0:23:30THEY SPEAK FRENCH
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Ah, c'est mon adversaire.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oui.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You speak French.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oui. I have a neurolingual chip.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Bullshit.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Good, a sceptic.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Neural implants are something we're exploring, however.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48At the Dyad Institute.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49- You've heard of us.- Yes.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Are they from the Dyad Institute?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Ah, my "Freaky Leekies",
0:23:54 > 0:23:57as they've been dubbed in the media.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It was once asked what my perfect human would look like.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04I offhandedly suggested silver-grey hair and one white eye.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Little did I know.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Well, I enjoyed your lecture very much.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. - You know, I'm in immunology.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Mm. And you?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Um, Evo-devo, so, whenever somebody talks
0:24:16 > 0:24:20about the future, I always say, "Show, don't tell."
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I hope you'll give me the chance.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Please, have a look at our work at Dyad.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Adieu.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37You are such a brat.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40SHE CHUCKLES
0:24:40 > 0:24:42GASPS: No!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Come on, let's get out of here. Come on!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46MUSIC: "Lovefool" by The Cardigans
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
0:24:50 > 0:24:54# You love me no longer, I know... #
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Mmm! Alison.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Another pint of Chablis?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's me, Fee.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Oh, shit. Sorry.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Code red. Alison just went down in a heap.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- No.- We need to get her life out of the fire, somehow.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10OK. Listen, I think that I may have spotted her real monitor.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- What?- There.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- There you are.- Here I am.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19What is with you?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Hendrix!- Oh! Hey!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Nobody finds that funny, Chad. - Whoa, whoa, easy!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Just bouncing quarters here. - I've seen you before.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Do you work at the Plaza? - Ha! I don't do plazas.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Oh, how do you two know each other?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, um, because...
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- He's, uh...- I'm her acting coach.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Felix.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Aynsley, from across the street.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You didn't tell me you were getting professional training, Ally.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Really? Hmm.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Aynsley, do you want red or white?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- What do you think?- Um...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Love me, love me... #
0:25:53 > 0:25:56You run so fast! Did we lose them?
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Yes! OK, so let's steal some bikes and go bomb downtown.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- Oh, no, no, that's too much crime for me.- Oh, come on.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- I have a class to TA. - Oh, OK. All right.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10- You know what's a very French thing to do?- What?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12After a jogging like this,
0:26:12 > 0:26:14we like to smoke a nice little cigarette.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Did you say "a jogging"?- Yes.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You did. OK, just checking. - You smoke? Do you want one?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- No, just pot for me.- Ooh, really?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Yes, I'm from San Fran, so...- Ooh.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I am going to get you so baked one day.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Mm!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32OK, one day.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35OK.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37It's, um, it's really nice to make a friend
0:26:37 > 0:26:40in the Brave New World.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yeah.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- I have to go.- OK, yeah.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- OK.- Ciao.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Bye. Ciao.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06SHE SNORES
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Mmm...
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Donnie, sweetie,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm so sorry about all this.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Alison...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Please untie me.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I can't, until the party's over.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- TEARFULLY:- I bought mulled wine.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36If I can help...
0:27:36 > 0:27:38While you're down here,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I want you to really think about us,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43what we've got,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46with our house and our kids.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49You don't want to lose that.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09That is a really good look on you.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16PHONE RINGS
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Yeah?
0:28:20 > 0:28:22- FELIX:- You need to come upstairs, now.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24What's wrong?
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Vic is here.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Vic?- Yeah.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Hi, Sarah.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33If you don't come upstairs, I'm going to start making friends, fast.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35OK, fine. Er...
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Not downstairs.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Upstairs bedroom, two minutes.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16ALISON SNORTS
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Mm...
0:29:23 > 0:29:24Beth.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30No scar.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31Sarah.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- Oh!- Are you Sarah?
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Mm...
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Alison.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42You want some of this?
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Come to bed with me.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46CLATTERING
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- MUFFLED:- Ow!
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Ow! Damn!
0:29:51 > 0:29:53That's worse!
0:29:53 > 0:29:54Ow!
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Agh!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Ow!
0:30:18 > 0:30:20MUFFLED SHOUTS
0:30:34 > 0:30:35Look at all this shit.
0:30:35 > 0:30:36Whoa!
0:30:38 > 0:30:41A stroller and a latte and you could even fool me.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- You have five seconds, Vic. - Oh, yeah? Or what,
0:30:43 > 0:30:45you're going to call neighbourhood watch?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Neighbourhood watch!- Hey. Hey. Keep your voice down.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50You and I have unfinished business.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Sit.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57So, you faked your own death, so...
0:30:57 > 0:30:59You could move on to a new scam, hmm?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Who are you now, Sarah? HE CHUCKLES
0:31:02 > 0:31:06- Sarah, it must be so confusing. - You have no idea.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08You've got your money, Vic, and then some.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Five measly grand doesn't cover my finger,
0:31:10 > 0:31:12or my pain and suffering.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Whatever this scandal, I want a cut,
0:31:14 > 0:31:16or I'm going to blow your whole charade wide open.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Let's move this along, yeah?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19What's it going to take?
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Look at them. Hey!
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Could've been our kids.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Got the wrong room, pal.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28You must be Vic.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Yeah. And you are?
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Eh, eh, this is none of your business.
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Am I talking to you?!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. HE WHISTLES
0:31:35 > 0:31:37What's she done this time?
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Ah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Hey, she works for me. You talk to me.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Oh, yeah, is that right?
0:31:43 > 0:31:44- Whoa.- Eh, Vic.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Whoa, whoa. OK. - All right, turn around.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Turn around!
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Put your hands up.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51What do you want, Vic?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Sarah and I have unfinished business.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I want a cut of the play.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57I'm the taxman.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Can't you see we're right in the middle of it?
0:31:59 > 0:32:00I appreciate that.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Got to wait on the line.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03So can we go somewhere else,
0:32:03 > 0:32:05before someone walks in, talk out in the garage?
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Vic...
0:32:08 > 0:32:10OK, after you two.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Aah!
0:32:19 > 0:32:20Uh...
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Ally, can we talk?
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Excuse us, ma'am. You can talk inside.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- No, no, no, no... - We got this, Alison.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Alison.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Who was that?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Uh, wh-which one?
0:32:36 > 0:32:38The impossibly handsome one, obviously.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Oh, a friend from university.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42College.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- CRYING:- Oh, God, Ally,
0:32:45 > 0:32:48I know you're sick of hearing about Chad.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Uh, no.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56I think the asshole is having another affair.
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Slowly, slowly.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05OK, let's go.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Slowly, let's go.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Don't move.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Sit on the chair.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Let's go, buddy. Come on, go, sit!
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Let's stand.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17I'm not going to hurt you.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27It's that slut from spinning class.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30After he swore he'd never do it again.
0:33:30 > 0:33:31Are people talking?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Has he said anything to Donnie?
0:33:33 > 0:33:35- No.- No?
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Not a word.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40Um, every marriage has its little secrets.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42We all have them.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45I'm sorry. I know you and Donnie are going through things, too.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Hmm?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49College friend.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51I've, uh... I should get back to the party.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Your shirt.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54What?
0:33:54 > 0:33:58You've changed your shirt since the party started.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Oh, one of the kids must've spilt something on it.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04One of the kids.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I should get back to the kitchen.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09You're acting very strange.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25What do you want, man, huh?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27I want you to tell me everything about her.
0:34:30 > 0:34:31About Sarah?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35What are you going to do with that?
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Huh?
0:34:37 > 0:34:40What are you going to do with that, buddy?
0:34:40 > 0:34:42What's her last name?
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Manning. Sarah Manning.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Does she have a twin sister?
0:34:46 > 0:34:47What?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51No, man, she doesn't have a twin. She's an orphan.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Do you know Beth or Alison?- Who?
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Listen, buddy. Calm down, OK?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Look,
0:34:59 > 0:35:01I'm not trying to shake you down.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02I'm in love with her.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06I do crazy things for her. OK, OK! Calm down, man!
0:35:06 > 0:35:10All right. Calm down, buddy.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Close the door, Sarah Manning.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Paul,
0:35:17 > 0:35:19he doesn't have anything to do with this.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21It's true, man. I swear to God. Listen to her.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Who's the woman on the couch inside?
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Look, he doesn't know anything!
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Why is her husband tied to a chair? - Listen man, I swear to God,
0:35:27 > 0:35:30I don't know anything. Sarah, could you please tell him?
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Could you please call him off?!
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- I don't know!- Be a man, Vic! - All right.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35OK, I'm a man.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38You are putting me in a very precarious position, Sarah.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41I can't have any loose ends with this thing.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44This guy seems like a very loose end.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46He doesn't know anything, Paul!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Look, man, I don't want to die, all right?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Just calm down. Please, man.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Hey, Paul? I'll explain everything.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56Beth, Alison... I'll tell you what's going on, just let him go.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59OK, look! I swear to God, I'm not going to say a word. Not one word.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Sarah can you please do something, goddamn it?!
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Look, look, I'll be honest with you, Paul!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Mommy?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Got you, Mommy!
0:36:06 > 0:36:09- Hey, hey! Gemma, get out.- Mom...
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Aah! Aaaaah!
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Aggghhh! Ahh!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Aaah!
0:36:23 > 0:36:24SHE SNORES
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Quick siesta?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37I don't feel so good.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39OK. Let's get you to bed.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Come on.- OK.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44- That's it.- Whoops.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46OK.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52It's fine. Don't worry about it.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Move.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03You and me end here, Vic.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Never come back.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Sarah, wait a minute...
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Alison!
0:37:14 > 0:37:16I just... Did you fly down here?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18What?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20I literally just put you to bed.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23I-I got up.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Oh. We still haven't met.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28I'm Aynsley from across the street.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32- You're?- Just visiting.
0:37:32 > 0:37:36Um, like I said, every...
0:37:36 > 0:37:39marriage has its little secrets.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42This one's between consenting adults.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44No-one gets hurt.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Um, you know what? You're right.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51This is none of my business.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57SHE CHUCKLES
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Time to go home.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29Ahem...
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Donnie...
0:38:33 > 0:38:37about my little, um, breakdown...
0:38:37 > 0:38:41No. No, no, no, it's my fault.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44You're right...
0:38:44 > 0:38:46You are the rock of this family.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51I'm so sorry.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Of course you knew.
0:38:53 > 0:38:58It wasn't just porn in my special box.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01You remember Ginny Nusbaum?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04From college?
0:39:04 > 0:39:08I don't know how to say this...
0:39:08 > 0:39:11but she and I had an affair once.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15OK, twice, but you and I were broken up.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19We traded letters for a few years after it ended...
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Dirty talk, mostly...
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Tsk.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28Then, she got Lupus and I never heard from her again.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29She got Lupus?
0:39:31 > 0:39:36I don't know what happened to her.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38I'm so sorry. I was just trying to hold on to something...
0:39:38 > 0:39:42personal, something...
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- SOBS:- I'm sorry.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- PAUL:- Drink? - Yeah.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Talk.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07Clones.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15Clones?
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Well, we don't use the c-word.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21That's Alison's rule.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23But, yeah, we're genetic identicals.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Not triplets...
0:40:26 > 0:40:28genetic identicals.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Yeah, we count nine of us, so far.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37That's what you do, Paul,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40that's why you were watching Beth.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43You monitor human clones.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47You should've just told me that in the first place.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25Tiens.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Comment va-t'il?
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Bien, je crois.
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