Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I get to see the world, Sam,

0:00:04 > 0:00:06- when was the last time you left the village?- I don't need to see the world to change it.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Marry me.- I can't say yes now.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13A Pan Am stewardess can travel all around the world without suspicion.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16They won't let you out.

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Are you going my way?

0:00:17 > 0:00:18Sometimes, the stars align.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- You're different from other girls. - Thank you.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27'And democracy is not perfect.'

0:00:28 > 0:00:30KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:00:34 > 0:00:37You're casting a shadow, Kate.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Did you miss the signal?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Stood me up in the park.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- I didn't miss it.- Are you going to invite me in?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47We had our exit interview.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49It doesn't work that way, Kate. It's like a marriage,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51saying yes is the easy part.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Now would be a good time to invite me in.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- DOOR OPENS, THEN CLOSES - Nosy neighbours.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I have a job for you.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02No, no more jobs,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05no more mysterious packages, no more betrayals.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- I'm going to London. - Just hear me out, Kate.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09And if I don't, what?

0:01:09 > 0:01:14This time, I get dragged away by the men in trenchcoats?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17There's a dealer in London who has got hold of a list of names,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19CIA assets.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21He's selling that list to the Soviets.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22I told you, no.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25All you need to do is deliver this to your contact in London.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Inside is a counterfeit list.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Anderson will take care of the rest.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Anderson, and what if I refuse?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I want to make this plain for you, Kate,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41your exit from the agency can go a few different ways.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43A simple matter of a little paperwork and a handshake,

0:01:43 > 0:01:47or we can make this your last mission and your last flight.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51You would really cost me my job at Pan Am?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'll do whatever I have to do to get this done.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Just like you did with Bridget?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12# My baby calls me honey... #

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, thank you.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14# ..My baby calls me honey

0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Yes, my baby calls me honey... #

0:02:17 > 0:02:19KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Sam?- Hey, Mags, sorry I'm late.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Late for what?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Hitting the wild blue yonder, crossing the pond, chip, chip, cheerio

0:02:29 > 0:02:31and all that rot.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Sam, what are you doing here? I'm leaving for London in two hours.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I know, I'm going with you, remember?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, hi, Sam.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Laura, good look! Do you think you can sneak me into first class?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Sam...

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Do not do this to me, Maggie, you promised you'd get me to London. - What's in London?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52The World Atomic Symposium, the biggest gathering of death merchants on the planet.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Ban The Bomb UK is going to crash their little war fest

0:02:55 > 0:02:56and I've got a spot on the front lines.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58How long have you...

0:02:58 > 0:03:00How long have you been part of the Ban The Bomb movement?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Since saving mankind from extinction became a moral imperative.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- I think that is very noble, what could be more important than saving the world?- How about saving my job?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12There won't be any job left when the world winds up in a pile of radioactive ash.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Come on, Maggie. You owe me.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19# ..Stay away, way-ay-ay. #

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Dean?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30You better get a move on, we're flying in two hours.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Is this how it works, you kiss a girl once and you become her chauffeur?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Actually, it was you who kissed me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Then maybe I should drive you, which would give you a chance to put on your uniform.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I said we're flying...

0:03:44 > 0:03:46not flying Pan Am.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49You said you wanted to learn.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54- With these?- Yeah, it's a Stearman-PT17 crop-duster, same plane I learned to fly in.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56A crop-duster?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You are getting your wings today.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12'Attention all passengers, flight 707...'

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Who's in first class today?

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Earl of Halifax, two movie stars and a United States congressman.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21A congressman, who?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, Christopher Rawlings, I hear he's very handsome.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I'm not worried about how he looks. - You mean Sam?- No, the Earl.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- I'm sure he'll be on his best behaviour.- Then you don't know Sam.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Listen you've got to help me keep an eye on him.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34If anyone finds out about this...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Finds out about what?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39A VIP on our London flight. Congressman Rawlings.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, great man, met him at a fundraiser last year.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Let me guess, Fat Cats For Progress? - Hysterical(!)

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Let's just make sure the congressman gets the VIP treatment today, OK?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Emphasis on the V.- Aye, aye, Captain.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, no, you're not our captain.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Where is Dean?- Called in sick.

0:04:55 > 0:05:00Oh, there must be something going around, Colette's sick too.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05- Who's Dean's replacement? - Captain Thornton.- Denis Thornton? - Do you know him?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Captain on my very first round-the-world,

0:05:07 > 0:05:10two weeks of war stories and wandering hands.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Steer clear.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Ladies.- Captain.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'm sorry, but your hat is where?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Oh, the hat pin broke, I was just trying to fix it.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I don't care about your excuses, Miss...?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Cameron, Laura Cameron.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Next time I see you out of uniform, you'll be written up.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- He always does that, don't let it get to you.- How? That man is awful.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Tell me about it, six hours of World War II stories to look forward to.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Remind me to kill Dean next time I see him.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03You're jeopardising the life of

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- every living being on this planet.- Oh.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's murder on a worldwide scale.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10When are you people going to realise that nuclear weapons

0:06:10 > 0:06:13are nothing but a death sentence for the human race?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Sir, you need to calm down.- You need to get your hands off me, fly boy.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Sorry about this, Congressman, we're going to take care of this right away.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's OK, Captain, let him talk. It's a free country.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Actually, I'm the first officer.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Ted Vanderway, we met at a mid-town fundraiser.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Of course, good to see you again.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Are you president of his fan club?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Sir, you need to take your seat. - Hey, Maggie, get this guy off me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35What, you know this guy?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Stay here, don't move, don't talk, and if possible, don't even breathe.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Mags, come on, do you know who that was?- You're talking and breathing.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Christopher Rawlings. Congressmen warmonger himself.- So?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57So, he's probably on his way to the symposium, this is our big chance.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Your chance to be the nice,

0:07:00 > 0:07:02respectful passenger you promised to be.

0:07:02 > 0:07:09- But I...- No buts. For once in your life, Sam, just try to fit in.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You mean like you?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I am my principles, Maggie.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19I can't separate that from who I am.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Yep, that was my 44th mission in my P38 Lightning.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30That little gem of a plane was practically a part of me,

0:07:30 > 0:07:34they don't make them like that any more.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37All this clutter, no manoeuvrability.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Anyway, the Frogs are hunkered down outside of Bayeux

0:07:40 > 0:07:44and only the Jerries are on the road.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47So if something moves, we're supposed to just light it up.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Coffee, gentlemen?- Oh, bless you.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'll let you know when coffee is served. Dismissed.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Scoot, missy, that'll be all.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Ha-ha-ha! So anyway, I spotted this convoy of Jerry trucks

0:08:06 > 0:08:09and I'm thinking to myself, "Hey, this is my lucky day.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10"I'm going to take them all out."

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I can't believe we're hooking.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21We're not hooking, we're playing hooky.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24What you just said means something else entirely.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26What did I say?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29It involves charging by the hour.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, no.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34The apples are beautiful.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39They are. McIntosh, my mum's favourite. I'll bring her a dozen.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Your mother?- Yeah.- I thought we were going flying?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45We are. ..There you go. Thank you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50The crop-duster belongs to my father. He keeps it behind the barn.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I'm going to meet your parents? - Yes, it's no big deal.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55We always have people stopping by, friends, neighbours,

0:08:55 > 0:08:59my high school baseball team practically lived there.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Oh, Dean, I'm not sure. Isn't this a little different?- It'll be fun.

0:09:03 > 0:09:09We'll have lunch, exchange pleasantries, and then we'll fly.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Congressman Rawlings, I am so sorry about what happened with that man.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34It's OK, everyone's entitled to an opinion, even if it's completely wrong.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Well, please allow me to offer you a free drink, courtesy of Pan Am.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I thought they were already free?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- But this one is coming from me. - Wish I could,

0:09:44 > 0:09:48but it will put me right to sleep. Big speech tomorrow.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50The World Atomics Symposium?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You've heard of it?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54You'd be surprised at the things I've heard of.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Oh, I don't doubt that.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I bet you've got a few surprises under that cute blue hat.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35CALL SIGNAL BEEPS

0:10:35 > 0:10:38I'll get it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40This is Laura...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Right away, Captain.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Captain Bligh wants his coffee.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Do you want me to bring it?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52No, thank you. I can do it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- You wanted coffee, Captain? - Oh, thank you, Laurie.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's Laura, sir.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Would you do me a favour, honey?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09This damned air speed gauge is fogged up,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11would you mind cleaning it for me?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Of course not.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh, God, what the hell?!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I am so sorry, it must be the turbulence.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33You get her off of my flight deck right now, Vanderway.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35What an idiot!

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Laura, why are you hiding back here? We're ready to go.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Me? I'm not hiding.- Miss Cameron!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Miss Cameron!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You think you're pretty clever with that little coffee stunt, huh?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05No, sir, I didn't...

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I hope the London base manager appreciates your sense of humour,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11because I'm filing paperwork for disciplinary action.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Captain, I'm sorry if I...

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh, you'll be sorry all right.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18- Captain, can I speak to you for a moment?- Not now.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Actually, sir, it has to be right now.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Please tell me it was piping hot?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Oh, you're my hero!- Shh!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34What is Teddy doing?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Probably making it worse.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47What happened, what did you say to him?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, I told him he could take that paperwork

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- and shove it right up his cargo hold. - You didn't?- No, but it's taken care of.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Ted, thank you.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59No, thank you, after that little trick you pulled,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01that blowhard didn't say a word for the last 1,000 miles.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02I really owe you.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05That's good to hear, because I'm ready to collect.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Oh, please, I'm not a total cad all the time.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Then, what is it?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's not a what, it's a who, Amanda Hartford-Mason.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- YOU want my help with a girl?- Mm-hm.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# There are girls

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Just ripe for some kissing

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# And I mean to kiss me a few... #

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Let's move a little faster, ladies, this place is crawling with lobby lizards.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I've never seen so many in one place.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41It's the uniform, it turns grown men to mush.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44It seems to cause memory problems too.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46They all forget they're married.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Laura grab my key for me, I need to make a call.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Pardon me, do you happen to have a cigarette?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I seem to have left mine in my other jacket.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Yes, of course.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Very good, thank you.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11OK, I've done my job.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Hold on, Kate.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16What? I just said I'd give you the case and I'm through. I'm through.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Hardly, the mission's changed.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21You're just getting started.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29There's been a hitch, Kate.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33I did what I was asked. Whatever the hitch is, it's not my problem.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36You don't understand. This is an urgent situation.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39The list was to be delivered to the Soviets three days from now.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Instead, they're coming for it tonight.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43I've had to improvise, I need you to be my decoy.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45A decoy for what?

0:14:45 > 0:14:49A certain jeweller, Cyrus Bulger.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52In his possession is the actual list,

0:14:52 > 0:14:53not this fake you've supplied us.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Our people are going to break into his safe and switch the two.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01How exactly do you suppose I decoy this Mr Bulger?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Simply by being yourself, a Pan Am stewardess.

0:15:04 > 0:15:10I, however, will be Mr Caldwell, down from Liverpool,

0:15:10 > 0:15:12here to close a business deal

0:15:12 > 0:15:17and get very acquainted with my favourite stewardess.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Well, at least I'm your favourite.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Caldwell likes to buy expensive baubles for his paramour,

0:15:22 > 0:15:25that's our entree to the jeweller.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I told you, I'm not interested.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Understood, but you may be familiar with some of the names on that list.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Do I have your interest now?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Who's on that list?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Bridget Pierce.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Among others.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48And Niko Lonza?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50He's at the top.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Let me walk you through the mission.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15This is it.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Don't worry, you look great.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Nobody looks great after 100 miles in a convertible.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28They are going to love you.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I just wasn't expecting to...

0:16:31 > 0:16:37Hey, I didn't tell you because I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. OK?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Dean! Bill, it's Dean!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Hiya, Mom.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Aah... Bill, they're here!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I can see them, Marjorie, I've got eyes.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51And this must be Bridget?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54No, Ma and Pop, this is Colette.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Oh, dear, Colette. Well...

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Mr and Mrs Lowrey, it's a pleasure to meet you both.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- You're French?- Oui. - Colette and I work together,

0:17:03 > 0:17:08- she's a Pan Am stewardess.- Oh. - Oh, so what happened to Bridget?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Well, come on in, you two, let's have some lunch.- Yes.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Ah, Amanda Mason was the bane of my adolescence.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28This girl was a cross between Grace Kelly and an ice cube.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- She wouldn't give you the time of day?- She wouldn't give me the month, wouldn't give me the year,

0:17:32 > 0:17:33for that matter.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Anyway, our parents are best friends, weekends in East Hampton

0:17:37 > 0:17:38and all that and Amanda

0:17:38 > 0:17:41went out of her way to make my life absolutely miserable.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- She was mean to you? - Worse, she ignored me.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- And you're going out with this girl, why?- Sneak attack from the parents.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53"Oh, Edward, you're going to be in London at the same time, blah, blah.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55"Oh, what a wonderful coincidence."

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Your parents call you Edward?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01When they are trying to ruin my life, which is always.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- 0K, what do you want me to do? - I want you to be my girlfriend.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I made a reservation at 7:30 at the hotel.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08At eight o'clock, you come to our table steaming mad at me,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10which shouldn't be much of a stretch for you.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12But you've got to come at me with both barrels.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Hey, you can wear that little black number, the one that shows off...

0:18:15 > 0:18:19OK, Ted, I agreed to this favour reluctantly, you can't tell me what to wear.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Fair enough.- You could just tell your parents no.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Way too complicated.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Having me pretend to be your deranged girlfriend makes sense?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Yeah. Glad you see it my way.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Sam, what are you doing here?

0:18:45 > 0:18:48I thought you'd be filling Molotov cocktails by now.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52The only cocktail I'm filling, emptying, is right here.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58- What happened to Ban The Bomb UK? - Arrested, locked up,

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- thrown in the pokey. - Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05It's a good thing you weren't with them.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07How can you say that? I should have been with them.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- You want to get arrested? - If that's what was necessary.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13You can't effect change without personal sacrifice.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15How is going to jail the answer?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18You talk about seeing the world to change it, Maggie,

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- but you're just another tourist. - I am not.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23You meet important people in your job,

0:19:23 > 0:19:26when was the last time you talked to them? Really talked to them?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I talk to people all the time.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Sure, to take a lunch order.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34You have a captive audience at 35,000 feet

0:19:34 > 0:19:37and you won't take advantage of it.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41You could make a difference, but you don't.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Paris must be the most beautiful city in the world,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58what was it like growing up there?

0:19:58 > 0:20:03- Actually, Mom, she's from the countryside, so not so different from here.- Oh.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05And how long have you two been flying together?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, we've been on the same crew for a few months.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Yeah, she speaks four different languages and she makes this,

0:20:11 > 0:20:15it's a tar-tar-tain.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Tarte tatin.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's French.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21It tastes exactly like your apple cobbler, so good.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Hold on here. I don't want to point out the elephant in the room, but I have to ask.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27What the hell happened to Bridget?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Bill.- Dad.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Nothing personal, Colette, but the last time my son was here,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35he told us he was getting engaged to a girl named Bridget.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Hey, Dad, can we talk about this later?- It's always later with you.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You didn't call us when you left the air force, you didn't tell us

0:20:41 > 0:20:45when you took the Pan Am job, and now you're jetting around God knows where,

0:20:45 > 0:20:47how are we supposed to know what's going on with you?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I'm here now, isn't that good enough?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51On what occasion, are you two getting engaged?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Bill, please!

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Are you expecting?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Dad.- Bill, as I live and breathe!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- I'm sorry, would you excuse me?- Oh...

0:21:04 > 0:21:06What are you thinking?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Colette, listen.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35You've got to understand about my parents.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Take me home, Dean.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Come on, I thought you wanted to learn how to fly?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I think I've learned enough for one day.

0:21:51 > 0:21:57Sorry, you know, I never really expected today to go like this.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00How did you think it would go?

0:22:00 > 0:22:06- You would pretend I was Bridget until your parents figured it out? - No, I figured they'd meet you

0:22:06 > 0:22:10and they'd think you're fantastic, like I do.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13And the embarrassment of breaking up with your fiancee would be ignored?

0:22:16 > 0:22:20OK, I messed up, I'm sorry.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Can we start over? - No, it's not that simple.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Look, I realise how awkward that was back there,

0:22:31 > 0:22:36but you've got to understand that that has nothing to do with us.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Us? I don't think there is an us, Dean.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- You're still in love with Bridget. - No.- Yes.- No.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45That's why you didn't tell your parents. You still imagine she'll show up one day

0:22:45 > 0:22:48like nothing happened, like she never left you.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51And you're so sure that every guy that you fall for is going to up and leave you for another woman.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I'm not going to let myself get hurt again.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55So then why would you kiss me in Miami?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Honestly, I don't know.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Just take me home.- No.- Please.- No.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Take me home. Why not?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Because you are asking the wrong damn question.

0:23:05 > 0:23:11You want to know why I never told my parents that I broke up with Bridget?

0:23:11 > 0:23:16Well, for the same reason that I never brought her up here to meet them.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18There was just something about her that wasn't real.

0:23:18 > 0:23:23But after two weeks, I brought you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28So I'm real?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yes.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34This is real.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Dean.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56They are beautiful.

0:23:56 > 0:24:02Just last week, the Duchess of Argyll was admiring the very same pieces.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05The Duchess? See, I do have good taste.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Well, might be a little excessive though.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Darling, after all I do for you. Aren't I worth it?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17I suppose they do go with your eyes.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Can I try the diamond chips again? - Of course, madam.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27There we are.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, it's perfect.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Of course, it will have to be sized for me.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- We can do that for you, it will be ready tomorrow morning.- Oh, no.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39I'm a stewardess with Pan Am and our flight leaves early tomorrow.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Perhaps you could bring it by our hotel later this evening?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Say eight o'clock.- If it wouldn't be too much of an imposition?

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Of course not.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Oh!

0:24:52 > 0:24:54You're so good to me.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Wow! Laura, you look...

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Wait, you can't meet the ice princess with your tie all cock-eyed.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Thanks.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Now don't forget, eight o'clock, you come marching in

0:25:21 > 0:25:23and you make a scene, give me full-on Liz Taylor.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Cleopatra or Butterfield Eight?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Whatever's crazier.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I could throw drink on you, pretty good at that.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I don't know why I'm so nervous about this.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'm a Pan Am pilot, for God's sake.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36If I can make 200,000lbs of metal fly,

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I can handle a half hour of misery, right?

0:25:40 > 0:25:42For the record,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44you're not just a pilot,

0:25:44 > 0:25:47you're a decent man,

0:25:47 > 0:25:51and she is going to regret the day she ever let you get away.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57You should go.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Congressman Rawlings. I'm Maggie Ryan, your Pan Am stewardess.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Of course, how could I forget? - Well, I wanted to apologise again

0:26:26 > 0:26:28for the trouble on the flight.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- That's not necessary, Miss Ryan. - Maggie.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Maggie. It comes with the territory,

0:26:33 > 0:26:37you can't have a circus without a clown or two.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Congressman, if you don't mind my saying so,

0:26:39 > 0:26:44your position on nuclear weapons is wrongheaded.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46We need a testing ban.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50That's an awfully simplistic view of things.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52So you are saying that 11 of our greatest atomic scientists,

0:26:52 > 0:26:54including Einstein, are simplistic?

0:26:55 > 0:27:00Einstein didn't have to man a sentry post in Korea and stare down the Chinese army.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01And you did?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Yes.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Look, I support regulation, but banning nuclear weapons testing is just plain naive.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I bet I can change your mind.

0:27:10 > 0:27:16- No, you can't, but I will give you three flights of stairs to try. - OK. Every...

0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Take the Cuban missile crisis. - Take it where?

0:27:22 > 0:27:26The perfect example of the need for better dialogue between the superpowers.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Dialogue, have you met Kruschev?- No.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Arrogant, lots of ear hair.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36Right, of course, you know Kruschev.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Well, my point was, is...

0:27:39 > 0:27:41You realise you are in my room?

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, that's because I haven't finished yet.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- What's this?- Cognac, VSOP.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52I know what it is, I'm not here for a nightcap.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Indulge me.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56You're not going to make your argument with this.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58And you're not going to make yours without it.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Enough of my job, tell me about travelling the world.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09You must've seen some pretty exotic places?

0:28:09 > 0:28:14- Sure, Potsdam, Yalta, Hiroshima. - HE SNORTS

0:28:14 > 0:28:15- What was that?- What?

0:28:15 > 0:28:18- You snorted.- No, I didn't.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20That was definitely a snort.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24A chortle, maybe a chuckle.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29You're not taking me seriously, are you?

0:28:29 > 0:28:32You've made it this far and I haven't called security.

0:28:39 > 0:28:45Teddy? Teddy. It's been...

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Years.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47..forever.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Look at you,

0:28:49 > 0:28:51you've got shoulders.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55Oh, yeah, well, once I learned scrawny was no longer in style...

0:28:55 > 0:28:59So good to see you, Teddy, you always were so funny.

0:28:59 > 0:29:05- Oh, yeah, now I'm funny with shoulders, apparently.- Yeah!

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Yeah.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Um... Please.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15We've been over this, I know what to do.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Half an hour, that's all I need to switch the lists.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19This is it for me, I do this and I'm out?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Yes, you are out.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25There he is, right on time, he's on his way up to you.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27- Kate.- What?

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Stick to the mission. - I know how to be a stewardess.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32I mean about us, our story.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Don't worry, Spencer, I'll be fine.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Spencer?

0:29:36 > 0:29:37I gave you a first name.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41'Hello.'

0:29:41 > 0:29:42Be careful, Kate.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45KNOCK AT THE DOOR He's here, go.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Good evening, I have the bracelet.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Come in, it's so kind of you to bring it here.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Diamonds are expensive, but service is priceless.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02I can't wait to try it on.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05The sizing was a little more difficult than I thought,

0:30:05 > 0:30:07but I think you will like it.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Very nice accommodations for a stewardess.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Yes, I don't usually have a room this big,

0:30:13 > 0:30:16but Mr Caldwell, he insists on the best.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19And you deserve it, right?

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Where is your Mr Caldwell?

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Oh, he called, he's running late.- Oh.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Don't worry, he's coming with the cheque book.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33Yes, well, I don't have much time myself. Let me show you.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Kennedy said the test ban treaty was only a first step.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46- A first step to surrender. - You're a cynic. Lighter?

0:30:46 > 0:30:50If anyone's a cynic, it's Kennedy. Placating the left for '64.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Well, at least JFK has the right idea.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05And that is?

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Relaxation of tensions.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Mutual disarmament.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18A truce.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34What did you think of the flight?

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Take off was good,

0:31:35 > 0:31:38but the landing was better.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45You were right, you know.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48About what?

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Back there on the ground in Haiti.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I thought it was coming apart at the seams.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00You were wonderful.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04I didn't think we were going to make it out of there.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05But we did.

0:32:08 > 0:32:13Well, you were right about rescuing the girl.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17I never would have forgiven myself.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20You don't need to say this.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26You saved us.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30But you saved me.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Does this mean I earned my wings?

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Not yet.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50# Fly me to the moon

0:32:50 > 0:32:53# And let me dream among the stars... #

0:32:55 > 0:32:56- Do you remember that summer?- Oh.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Bog island and your dad's crazy clambake.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03Oh, you used to wear that flowery headband.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Yeah, how do you remember that?

0:33:06 > 0:33:09Wow, you were right about the lobster.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13I think I have order envy.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14We can share.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17No, I'll suffer through my bad decision.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20If I can make it through that clambake, I can survive this.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22Well, if you do, I think you might deserve a reward.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Yeah, what kind of reward?

0:33:24 > 0:33:27The kind that comes wrapped in a flowery headband.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29Really?

0:33:32 > 0:33:36# ..Please be true

0:33:36 > 0:33:38# In other words

0:33:38 > 0:33:40# I love you... #

0:33:44 > 0:33:48Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Captain Thornton.- Oh, Denis, OK?

0:33:52 > 0:33:55So, you and Vanderway, huh?

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Me and Vanderway, what?

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Oh... He told me all about you two.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Oh, he did?

0:34:03 > 0:34:05I'd say you're pretty lucky,

0:34:05 > 0:34:09not every fellow talks that way about their girl.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13Really, what did he say?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16That you were wonderful,

0:34:16 > 0:34:20smart, funny, kind-hearted.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23He said that you were the best thing that's ever happened to him,

0:34:23 > 0:34:26and he didn't want to see you get into trouble.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Ted said all that about me?

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Yeah, like I said,

0:34:33 > 0:34:34lucky girl.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41# ..Darling, won't you kiss me?

0:34:41 > 0:34:44# In other words, I love you. #

0:34:44 > 0:34:45Oh, cookies!

0:34:50 > 0:34:53You know, my flight back isn't for a few days,

0:34:53 > 0:34:57there's a lot we could do between now and then.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01Yeah, if I didn't have a date with a bunch of stuffy nuclear scientists.

0:35:01 > 0:35:02I'd love to see you in action.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05Haven't you already?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Oh, come on, I want to see your speech.

0:35:07 > 0:35:12- No, no, you don't want to do that. - Oh, sure I do, where is it?

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Maggie, wait.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21Chris, you can't say all this.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24I told you you weren't going to like it.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30- You don't honestly believe all this? - You're damn right, I do.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Come on, give me the speech. - It's practically fascism!

0:35:32 > 0:35:33Mussolini was a childhood hero.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Give me the, give me the... What are you doing?

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Saving you from yourself.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Maggie, come on, Maggie, open the door,

0:35:40 > 0:35:41open the door.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44'Almost there.'

0:35:46 > 0:35:51Is that smoke? Maggie, that speech is government property.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Not any more.

0:35:53 > 0:35:57This is the right thing to do, Chris, believe me.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00In a couple of years, you will thank me for it.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03Yeah, well, I don't need those pages. I have a photographic memory,

0:36:03 > 0:36:04it's all up here.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Oh, my God!

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Yeah, I know, it's a real gift.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13My God!

0:36:13 > 0:36:15Oh, it's lovely. FIRE ALARM RINGS

0:36:15 > 0:36:16We'll have to go back to the shop

0:36:16 > 0:36:19and have Mr Caldwell meet us there to pay for the bracelet.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21The shop? No, wait, he's going to be here any minute.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24You do hear the fire alarm, don't you?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27It's probably a false alarm, it happens here all the time.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Nevertheless, I'm going to need that bracelet back.- Hold on.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33- You can't expect me to leave it with you.- It's my bracelet.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Not until it's been paid for.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Please, no, please, Mr Bulger, wait.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40No.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42No, please, Mr Bulger!

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Mr Bulger, please wait!

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Ted, I am so sorry.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Laura.- What happened to you downstairs?- Nothing.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- I didn't even make it to the table, both of you were gone. - What's going on?- Um...

0:37:06 > 0:37:09It's a fire alarm, I think. We should get downstairs.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Excuse me, pardon me.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Kate?

0:37:22 > 0:37:26Maggie, Maggie, wait.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- Chris, can we just forget this ever happened?- I can't do that.- Why not?

0:37:29 > 0:37:32You are, without a doubt, the most reckless, pigheaded, craziest person I have ever met.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36- I'm sorry.- Don't apologise, I kind of like it.

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