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0:00:15 > 0:00:18- Aren't you ready - for your own stag night yet?

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- I've been working. - Not everyone has a week off.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Are you looking forward to it?

0:00:25 > 0:00:26- Yes. You?

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Yes. You?- - You bet!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I think I know - where you're taking your mates.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- I'm keeping it a secret - because it's unlucky to say.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- You can tell me, - in case we bump into each other.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- OK.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- You're going to the club - in Swansea.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- No. Somewhere closer to home.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Carmarthen?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Carmarthen?- - Much closer.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- The Deri.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- You're joking? - That's where I'm going.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58- It's not funny.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- It is.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- We can't go to the same place. - I want to do things properly.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09- You wouldn't see two groups - together if it was a man and woman.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- We're not a man and woman, are we?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Don't let this spoil your night. - It'll be a laugh.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- That's what everything is to you.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20- A laugh!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Hey, Col.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- A quick one before moving on, is it?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Tyler's stag party.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- No. It's here.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What? Is it? Iolo's is here too.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Oh, they must be having - a joint stag party.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41- Do you know what?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- I'm the last to know about anything. - I'm meant to be the wedding planner.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- It's a bit of a headache, is it?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I've ordered a special heater...

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- ..so that people can sit outside - and enjoy themselves.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- But I've had an email saying - the company can't deliver.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- I'm sure I've seen something similar - at APD. Why don't I ask for you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Would you? That would be great.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- I'll go now - so you can enjoy yourself.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- It's no trouble. - I'd be glad to help.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Give me two minutes. I'm bursting.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Oh, Ffion. I'm glad I've seen you.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- I wanted to apologize to you - for yesterday.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- You've found some backbone now, - have you?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- It was all a misunderstanding. - I didn't mean to blame you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- But you did - and tarnished my name as well.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- And you made a mess of the badges.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Give me time to explain.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- You can explain in the committee.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Oh, how strange. - I was on my way to see you.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- I won't keep you.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Do you still stock patio heaters - in APD?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Yes. Why?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Dani wants a few for the wedding.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I thought you might be willing - to lend them.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- What?! Crikey Moses! Who do you - think we are? Free Heaters 'R' Us?!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- If Dani wants patio heaters - she can buy them like everyone else.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11- It would only be for the day.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- It would only be for the day.- - This wedding's a nonsense anyway.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Sorry, excuse me. - I have a rugby committee to attend.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Here you are. - In case you get too drunk tonight.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- I can do what I like. - It's my stag night.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- We could have a combined stag party.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- There's only a handful of people - going anyway. They won't mind.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- I'd mind.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- You're being stubborn now.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- We might as well go over together.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Are you coming?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Fine.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58- Are you enjoying your holiday?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- I was.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Diane said - you're going away somewhere.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Edinburgh.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Lovely. - I remember going on a rugby...

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Can we start, please? We have - a lot to discuss, as you know.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Do we need to be so formal?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- You're the one who usually - insists on protocol.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Half the committee isn't here yet.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Sion's busy. - I've got a list of apologies here.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- We'll be a small committee tonight.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Ed hasn't sent apologies. - He's coming, isn't he?

0:04:33 > 0:04:33- We can start without him.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- We can start without him.- - Don't you want to do it right?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Sorry, I'm late.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43- Alright. Sit down. A pint, I think. - This is thirsty work.

0:04:43 > 0:04:43- Is everyone alright?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Is everyone alright?- - Dai...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- A pint, please, when you're ready.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Why don't you celebrate together?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- That's what I said. - You wouldn't mind, would you?

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- No.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- It's fine with me. I have to leave - early anyway because of the curfew.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Here he is. - A dramatic entrance as usual.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Nice shirt.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- We may as well all join together.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- No.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13- But it makes sense.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- But it makes sense.- - I don't want that. Alright?

0:05:16 > 0:05:17- Of course. It's up to you.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I'm sure you'll have a lovely night.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22- Shall we go over there?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Thank you so much, Diane.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Oh, well, - I'm glad I could do my bit to help.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Mind you, I'm amazed Dai agreed. - He can be a real old miser.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Yes, well, - everyone enjoys a wedding. Even Dai!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Right, well, um...

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- I'll be back in a minute - to get the other one.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Colin, watch it!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Colin, watch it!- - Sorry.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- We're just closing. - You can come back tomorrow morning.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Tonight would be best.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12- Dani, poor dab, - is so stressed about this wedding.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I can believe that. Well, alright - then. As long as you hurry up.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Yes. - I'll be back before you know it.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Before you know it, Diane.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- How are the wedding arrangements - coming along?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Fine.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Have you decided what to wear yet?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- There's a suit fitting tomorrow.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Dad, can we talk about anything - other than the wedding?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I don't understand how you can say - you've done nothing wrong.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46- I didn't point the finger at you.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47- I didn't point the finger at you.- - Yes, you did.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- I didn't actually name Ffion.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I only talked about the secretary.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- I only talked about the secretary.- - I am the secretary!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- What I mean is...

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- ..I said the secretary had been - in correspondence with the company.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03- That's true, isn't it?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- That's true, isn't it?- - Yes, but I didn't approve the logos.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08- I'm lost now.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- I thought you'd found emails - from Dai showing he'd approved them.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Yes. And he's still denying it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Right. OK. I admit it.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I saw the logos, - but didn't notice the error.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- I'm very sorry. - Nobody's perfect, are they?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- And what about me?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Yes, well, I didn't mean - to blame you. I panicked.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- The words came out wrong.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- If Jason and Mark had kept quiet, - nobody would know.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- And if you'd kept quiet, - they wouldn't have known either.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Right, OK! What you want - is an official apology, is it?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- You can have it here, now.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Madam secretary, - I'm very sorry if I, by mistake...

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- ..gave the impression - that I placed the blame on you.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Happy now?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Happy now?- - No, not really.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- You've made this committee - and the club a laughing stock.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- So I propose - that we get rid of you as chairman.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- You can't do that!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- I can under the circumstances...

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- ..and there's nothing - you can do about it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Do you know what? I think - we'll have that drink from you now.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- This is thirsty work. Mine's a pint.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- This is thirsty work. Mine's a pint.- - Another orange juice for me, please.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- I'll have a pint too, please.

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0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Right, we're ready.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Right, then.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- All those in favour - of Hywel's proposal.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Come on, boys.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- The proposal was rejected.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- The proposal was rejected.- - Hang on. There's an amendment.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- The chair is temporarily suspended - for a period of one month...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- ..and he can't vote - during that time.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- And also, - he has to apologize to Vicky.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- I've already done that.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- I've already done that.- - Officially on behalf of the club.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16- In favour?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- The chair - should be steering this vote.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20- But you're not the chair.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- But you're not the chair.- - I propose Hywel takes over.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Are you going to tell me why there's - tension between you and Tyler?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I didn't expect tonight - to be like this.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- You're spoiling it for yourself.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- We shouldn't be in the same place.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- It's not traditional.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- But Tyler's too stubborn - to see that.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Tyler's too stubborn?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Does it matter - we're in the same place?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- We're all here to celebrate...

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- ..that the two of you will spend - the rest of your lives together.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Here we go. Better late than never.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Not for me, I have to leave soon. - The curfew.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Iolo can have it. Down in one.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09- Iolo can have it. Down in one.- - No!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Come on. We're celebrating. - Down it, down it!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Right, - I think that's my cue to leave.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Is Gwyneth picking you up?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- No, Gwyneth's on holiday in Cardiff - with Gwern. I'll get a taxi.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Why are we here - and they're over there?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- That's a very good question, Colin.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Make this a night to remember - for the right reasons.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Is anything wrong?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- No.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- No, it's just me being stupid.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Come on!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Look at these gatecrashers.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- You're right, - it was silly to be apart.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Oh! Cute!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Shall we join them?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- As long as we get a free drink.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- I'll get one for everybody.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Are you going to have - a couple of pints?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- No, I think I'll have a quiet night.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Come on, - it's Iolo and Tyler's stag night.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Dani! Dani! I've sorted out - patio heaters for you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- How much are they?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Nothing. I borrowed them from Diane.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Col, you're a star!

0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Col, you're a star!- - I know.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- You two, thanks. - You've saved me loads of hassle.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- It's a lot of fuss for one day - but you're paying, it's your money.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Just popping to the loo.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Colin lied to me.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- He told me Dai had agreed to give - the patio heaters free of charge.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- I'd said, if you wanted - patio heaters you could buy them.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I want a cheque tomorrow - or I want the patio heaters back.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Right. What am I going to do - with two patio heaters?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- Colin, the fool, should have - thought of that before taking them.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- I've been too generous - with my services already.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02- Colin!

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Hiya, it's me.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- You're probably putting - Gwern to bed.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- I hope you're enjoying yourselves.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- I'm looking forward - to having you home.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- The house is empty without you.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Phone me when you get this message. - I'm free all night.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- TEXT ALERT

0:13:00 > 0:13:04- It's a good photo but it'll be nice - to have everyone in it.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Dan, can you take a photo of us?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Dan, can you take a photo of us?- - Can you get everyone in.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Everyone, - can we have a photo please?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Come in. Colin.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Sorry, I have to go.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Sioned's not well - and I don't like to leave her.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Come on, Dai.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- One, two, three!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Thanks. Thanks!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- You can all go home now.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Good, that's the best thing - I've heard all night.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- It's all nonsense.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- You're making too much of a fuss - if you ask me.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Enjoy yourself.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- I'll take this one out of your way.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Dani, I want the patio heaters back - or a cheque.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- OK, Dai... Sorry.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- I'll have to buy them. - I can't find replacements.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I'd give the bill to Colin.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- I'm not in charge of the wedding.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01- I'm not in charge of the wedding.- - Colin can't afford them.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Neither can I - but I don't have any choice.

0:14:04 > 0:14:09- Alright, as it's for a good cause - you can have them at cost price.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10- What?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11- And without VAT.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- And without VAT.- - Thanks, Diane.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Come on, - before you upset anyone else.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Dani, Dani, - I was only trying to help.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- I'll contribute a bit if you want.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- No, it's OK. - I'll use the Deri's account.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- They'll be handy for outside.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- They'll be handy for outside.- - Of course. Everyone's a winner.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- I'm still angry with you.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- I'm still angry with you.- - I'll buy you a drink to say sorry.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- I own the pub, Colin.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- And the drinks.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- But you know what? - You can pay anyway.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- What's happened to Ed?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- He had to go home, Sioned's sick.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Under the thumb.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Under the thumb.- - We won't be under the thumb.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Dai left in a rush too.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- I'm not surprised.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- We taught him a lesson - in the committee.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Dai said earlier the wedding - was nonsense, too much fuss.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- There is too much fuss. - Don't let him get you down.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Watch out, - my sister's on the cocktails.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- And he paid.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Only because - it's a special occasion.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Did you hear that? - Colin's splashing out in our honour.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Do you want a cocktail?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Yes. Why not?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Come on then. Dani's paying.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Good grief. - I can't believe it, no I can't.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- My own committee - turning their backs on me.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- It's not your own committee. - You're only the chairman.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Not for the next month I'm not.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- I don't blame them.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47- I don't blame them.- - You would say that.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- You're worse than they are.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- You insisted Dani - had patio heaters on the cheap.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Traitor!- - I had to do something.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- You put your foot in it with Iolo - so I didn't know where to turn.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- I'm talking sense. - Do they have to go over the top?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- If they want an outdoor wedding, - why not go abroad to do it?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Shut up. They're a lovely couple.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- I get on well with Iolo and Tyler.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- But do we have to have such a show - in the village?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Where's your sense of romance?

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- I'm looking forward to it - and you're coming with me.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23- No way, Jose!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- No way, Jose!- - You are, Dai Ashurst.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- And you'll behave yourself.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Slow down. - I don't want to carry you home.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- At least it's not far.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- What's this miserable face now?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Dai's upset him.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- What has the Arch-idiot said now?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- What has the Arch-idiot said now?- - Saying we're making too much fuss.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Take no notice of him.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Dai doesn't even know - what he's saying.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- So we can brush it under the carpet, - can we? What he said was wrong!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Nobody denies that - but Dai is Dai. Forget it.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02- It's easy for you to say.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- It's easy for you to say.- - Don't take it out on Colin.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06- Can you take my side for once?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Don't turn everything into a crisis.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11- You have no idea how I feel.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14- No idea.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Off you go. We'll be alright.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Sorry.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Just some pre-wedding nerves, - that's all.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Can you get everyone another round?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Thanks.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Same again?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- I might as well have a cocktail.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Colin!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- So, let me get this straight.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Not only have you let Dai - spoil your night...

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- ..you've spoiled it - for everyone else.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58- Including me.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Including me.- - Sorry.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- One comment.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Just one stupid comment.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Would he have said that - to a straight couple?

0:18:09 > 0:18:14- Probably. He doesn't like a fuss, - nothing against a gay wedding.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- He said it was nonsense.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- And it sounds to me - as if you agree with him.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I don't understand you sometimes.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25- That's the problem.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28- You don't try to understand.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- I'll stay in the spare room - so you don't have to put up with me.

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