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0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Hey, that's wonky.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- It's bunting. - It's meant to be wonky.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Can I go now, please?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Can I go now, please?- - No! There's too much to do.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- They'll be here by seven.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Do you mind that Sion and Gwyneth - are contestants?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- I'm gutted I won't see them - making fools of themselves.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Oh, Cadno and Eifion aren't coming.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- Sorry?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Eifion phoned last night. - Cadno doesn't want to do it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Why didn't you tell me?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Why didn't you tell me?- - I thought I had.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Two couples are enough.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Two couples are enough.- - No, they're not.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- If you'd helped me with the - arrangements you'd know that.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Britt, could you and Colin..?
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Britt, could you and Colin..?- - No way.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18- Garry could babysit for you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Garry could babysit for you.- - No, I said.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Here he is now, Colin.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- "The toilet isn't flushing.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- "Can you come over and check it - before I phone Iolo?"
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- That's romantic, isn't it?!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- You're not going now, are you?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- You're not going now, are you?- - Yes.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Come back as soon as possible. - There's a lot to do.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Right, you carry on decorating. - I won't be long.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Where are you going?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- I'm going to find another couple. - I'll start with Sheryl.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50- Is it too early for a pint?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- For you, yes.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- But not for me.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Come on. I have to be back - at school in 15 minutes.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- If you answered your phone I - wouldn't have to drag you out here.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- I've been busy. - What's so important then?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- Ed and Sioned.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- Ed and Sioned.- - Not this again.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- He's not abusing her.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- You were convinced last week.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- You were convinced last week.- - I was wrong. Ed's the victim.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Don't you think you should - take a step back from all this?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- You're a bit obsessed.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Ed and Sioned is all - you've talked about for weeks.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- No, listen. I saw it all. - She attacked him.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- She said it was self-defence, - but I know.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48- She's lying.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- She's lying.- - You believed her last week.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- You can't interfere in their lives - and make accusations like this.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Leave them alone. OK?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Tyler...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Just keep an eye out.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- What degree did I do at university?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- What degree did I do at university?- - Welsh.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- And?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- Politics?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- Politics?- - Welsh History.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15- Ask me another.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Ask me another.- - What's my favourite food?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Sunday lunch.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Croque monsieur.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Isn't that a cheese toastie?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Don't you listen to a word I say?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- A black Americano to take out, - please?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Alright.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- I've been trying to phone you. - You didn't answer.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- The phone was on silent.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- I was worried, Ed. - I thought you'd...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- I'm sorry. I should have told you - I was going out.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Are you going to tell me - where you've been?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Happy St Dwynwen's Day, love!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I feel terrible now. - There was no need.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Of course there was. - You deserve it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Thanks for being a perfect wife.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Some of us are trying to eat! - Don't you have a bedroom upstairs?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- There you are. - My favourite couple in the world.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- I need another couple to take part - in this Mr and Mrs contest tonight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10- What do you think, Ed?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- It sounds great. We're bound to win.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- We'll see about that.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Save the fighting talk for later. - The Deri by 7 o'clock.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- You'd better start practising.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- There's no rush, - considering how much you know.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- This is your chance - to prove yourself.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Lovely. Beautiful.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- So you've made a gift - instead of buying one, have you?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Yes. - There's nothing wrong with that.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- No. It's more personal.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Well, that's one word for it. - I was going to use stingy.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Mam will love it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- I hope so. She'll be here now, - so you'd better get back to school.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- I'm willing to go for a tenner.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- What? I'm not paying you - to go back to school.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I'm not feeling well. - Maybe I should stay home.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- So there we are.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08- If you want to see us snogging - and kissing on the sofa...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- OK, you're minging.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- And you're a hindrance.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- And you're a hindrance.- - She's coming, Chester. Come on.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Hey, what are you doing home?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19- And you as well.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- And what's this ribbon?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Col?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Britt.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Happy St Dwynwen's Day.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Um...
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Colin, - this must have taken you ages.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Well, - Catrin gave me a helping hand.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Sorry I haven't bought anything, - but...
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Don't apologize. This is perfect. - Thank you, Colin.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I feel terrible now because - I haven't bought you anything.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Oh.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Isn't that plunger for me?!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I brought this - to sort out the toilet.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Oh, yes. Well, about that, um...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- That was an excuse to get me home, - wasn't it?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- I'll have to keep an eye on you, - Colin Evans.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Good!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- OK. Who was my first snog?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32- I don't know.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- I've discussed this with you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- I opened my heart to you - and you haven't been listening.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- OK. Stephanie?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Melanie, actually.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- She was really fit too.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- How many tries did I score - in my first rugby match?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49- Four.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- None. I went off - in the first five minutes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- I opened my heart to you there!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- It's like we don't listen - to each other.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- We don't have much hope of winning - tonight. We're to self-obsessed.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Beating Gwyneth and Dad - is all that matters.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06- And if we don't?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- And if we don't?- - Divorce.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- I don't care. I'll phone Melanie.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- My favourite film?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17- My favourite film?- - Green Mile.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Rocky, the first one. - My favourite food.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Chicken fried rice, - curry sauce and prawn crackers.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I don't want people to know that. - Say something like seafood paella.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- It makes me sound more classy.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- If I was an animal, - what would I be?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33- A monkey.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- A monkey? That's what you - think of me, is it?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- No.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- No.- - What are you doing?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- I wasn't going to hurt you.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- I thought we'd sorted this.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48- Come here.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- You're going to be great tonight. - Right, are we ready?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Yes.
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0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I didn't expect you to compete - in contests of this sort.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- It's hardly your kind of thing, - is it?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- What, St Dwynwen's Day? Of course - it is. Sion loves Welsh events.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- And he loves me.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Oh, something happens to people - on days like this.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Another glass of wine, please, Dani.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- I think I'll have a large - vodka tonic. You?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- A pint then. - No, no, an orange juice.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32- I want to keep my head clear.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- I've placed a bet on you winning, - so if you lose I want a fiver.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Just give it to her now.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Two pints and...
0:08:42 > 0:08:43- Two secs.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- I've only got one pair of hands.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- I've only got one pair of hands.- - Isn't Mathew working tonight?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- He'll be here soon.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- I hope you're all ready for some - competition. We're here to win.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- It's supposed to be a bit of fun.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- It's nice doing something together.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00- BELL
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Come on, Mathew! - Everybody's waiting.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- I don't know why you're laughing - because I like it!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Do you know where your mother is?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Yes. - She's left you for a younger model.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Shut up, Chester. - He's winding you up.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Yes, I guessed that.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Just because he hasn't - got a girlfriend, unlike us.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- You've got a girlfriend?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- A boyfriend. Saeed.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Whoa, now! You're too young - to have a boyfriend.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Maybe I'll have a word with him.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- No. Tell him.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- No. No, Chester's right.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Maybe I should go over, you know, - and have a chat with his father.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Uncle Garry could come too.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- No. Please, don't. - I really like him and maybe...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- You're so annoying!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Hey, alright?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- I've been feeling guilty all day, - so...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- A ukulele.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Thanks very much. Great. - You didn't have to spend so much.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- No, I got a bargain.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I thought you could play us - a few songs.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- What was your band called? - The Cards?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- The Covers.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Oh, I can't wait to arrange a gig.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40- You do like it, do you?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41- You do like it, do you?- - I love it. Thanks.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Who wants another cuppa?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Yes, go on then.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48- Have you eaten?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51- Give Sion and Gwyneth a clap.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- A very decent score - of six out of ten.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Congratulations. Well done you.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- I told you I listen - more than you think.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00- You've been revising.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- The next couple to be questioned...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- ..Ed and Sioned.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Sioned, come with me to answer - the secret questions.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- I'm quite nervous.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11- It's only a bit of fun.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- It's only a bit of fun.- - I don't want to let Sioned down.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Look, I saw Kelly earlier.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Don't tell me she was gossiping - about Sioned and me.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- She seems to be obsessed with us.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Making up stories, spouting - all sorts of silly comments.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- I think she's got a screw loose.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- She's always looking - for a story and drama.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- That's how she is.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I expected better of you.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- I thought the Deri would be a haven - to escape St Dwynwen nonsense.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- I'll do anything for money.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- If I can have your attention.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- I've got Sioned's answers.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Now, let's see if Ed knows her - as well as he thinks. Are you ready?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Yes.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- What would be Sioned's - ideal holiday location?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Bora Bora.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Correct.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- But for an extra point, why?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- She fell in love with the place...
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- ..when she saw - that the Kardashians had been there.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Correct.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Come on. Just one tune.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Come on. Just one tune.- - Not now. Dinner's almost ready.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Do you know - any songs by One Direction?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- No, thank goodness.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- No, only the um...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- ..the classics.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- What classics?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Not now, he said. - Go and do your homework.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- We haven't had dinner yet.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- I'll give you a shout - when it's ready. Off you go.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- You don't like it, do you?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54- It's not that.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Oh, I've bought the wrong one.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- No. I love it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01- But, um...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- ..I have no idea how to play it.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- The tambourine was my instrument - in the band.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- I knew there was something.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- You made it sound - as if you were a rock star.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- I was. I was, right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- The tambourine can be cool too.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- What?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Yes, as cool as Aaron's recorder!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Finally, what does Sioned do - when she's angry?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Oh, Kelly. Better late than never.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- It's the last question. - What does she do when she's angry?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I can help with that question.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- I don't think I need your help, - thanks.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- She goes shopping.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45- She goes shopping.- - Correct.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- I think we can all agree that these - two know each other quite well.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Congratulations, Ed and Sioned!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- He's scared of her.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- He's shaking in his boots while - he's kissing her! Stop this, Kelly.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- No way.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- We'll have a five minute break...
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- ..before we go to our final couple, - Iolo and Tyler.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- I need a pint. - I'm sweating like a pig.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- You look quite sexy in that.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Do I? Maybe it's worth it then.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- It must be hard coming to something - like this when you're single.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- I know.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- I'm sure you'll find someone. - Just like I found Ed.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- It's been great since that day.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Listen, I don't want you - talking to Sioned.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Don't worry. I didn't say anything.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- I wouldn't - because I'm on your side.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Why are you so obsessed with us? - Are you jealous?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- You confessed all to me.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I didn't say anything. And even - if I did, no-one will believe you.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- I'm happy with Sioned and everyone - here tonight has seen that.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- So leave us alone.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Hiya. - Do you want another vodka tonic?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- I'll get these.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- You've already beaten us - and we haven't been up yet!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Favourite food. I don't know. - Chinese?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- It's you that likes Chinese.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- No. The right answer is steak.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- What? You never want one - when I offer to cook you one.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Because you cook it - until it's black!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- It doesn't make sense - to have blood on a plate!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Alright, alright, Grandma!
0:15:43 > 0:15:48- Well done, boys. A very respectable - score of five out of ten.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49- Well done.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- You need to phone Melanie!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I don't think - we need to count up the points.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- The obvious winners tonight are...
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Drum roll, please.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Sioned and Ed! Congratulations! - Well done you.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- You've won - a professional photoshoot.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Although, - you don't need a professional...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- ..to make you look beautiful!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Not Sioned, maybe, - but I'm happy to accept any help.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18- Do you want me to open it?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Do you want me to open it?- - No. We'll celebrate at home.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- Dan, did we have to be so generous?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- A bottle would have been enough.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Don't dare grumble or I'll be - asking where my present is. OK?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Come on. It's obvious what it is.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47- Bing Bong?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Bing Bong! No, no, no.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- # Three blind mice
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- # See how they run #
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- That's the worst version - I've ever heard.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I'm useless.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- You're not useless.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- You've wasted your money. - I can't do it. I'm a failure.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- No, you're not. - How difficult can it be?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- A bit of practice and you'll be - a rock star by next Christmas.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- I don't think so. - I just want, um...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- To throw in the towel?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- It's not a towel!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Come on. Give it another go.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- For me. Please?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Yes, alright. For you.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- And I can tell everyone - in Cwmderi...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- ..that I'm going out - with George Formby then!
0:17:34 > 0:17:35- George Formby?!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Don't be so soft. He played a banjo.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Oh. See? You know the difference.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- That's a start.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- I was really proud of you tonight.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- I knew we'd win - because we're perfect...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- ..and we proved that - to everyone tonight.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- What are you doing?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- It's time for us to celebrate - like a perfect couple.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- You're not leaving now, are you?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- You're not leaving now, are you?- - Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I've got another day - of job hunting tomorrow.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Hey, thanks.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- I had a laugh tonight.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- You don't think I'd let a pretty - girl walk home alone, do you?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- This pretty girl doesn't need - anyone to walk her home.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- But what if I want to?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Come on.
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