0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Say yes.- Yes!- What filled one so meek and mild with such rage?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Lance Corporal Hobbs tried to steal my girlfriend, sir.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I can't go back. I punched my CO, you get two years for that.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14I'm going to have a drink. So I can face the rest of the evening.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17This escape plan of yours. Nobody believes you've got one.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Anyone want to put a bet on it?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Go back to your barracks, Private Lomax.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25We'll talk about this with Captain Bulgakov in the morning.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We gotta get out of this place
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# If it's the last thing we ever do
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# We gotta get out of this place
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# Girl, it's a better life for me and you
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# We gotta get out of this place
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# If it's the last thing we ever do
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# We gotta get out of this place. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:01WIND HOWLS
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# I love how your eyes close
0:01:09 > 0:01:13# Whenever you kiss me
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# And when I'm away from you
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# I love how you miss me
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# I love the way you always greet me
0:01:30 > 0:01:35# But darling most of all
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# I love how you love me. #
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Wakey, wakey!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Wakey, wakey!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Come on, rise and shine, ladies!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- On your feet and by your beds! - 15 minutes to wash and shave.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Anybody not through that door in five seconds
0:02:15 > 0:02:17will find themselves on a charge, you understand?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Yes, Sergeant.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Wratten, you little thief, get a move on!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hygiene, gentlemen, at all times.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Under the armpits, the crack of your backside.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Anybody not in the mess hall in two minutes is what?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34ALL: On a charge, Sergeant.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37I don't know about you
0:02:37 > 0:02:39but I didn't sleep much.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Couldn't stop thinking about my last day of freedom
0:02:41 > 0:02:44before coming to this place.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Walking the dogs by the river with the old man.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50He might be a pain sometimes, but he's the only one I've got.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I feel like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58You want to cancel the bet?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You know if you put the bicarb of soda in with it,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14you'd save us all a lot of time.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17First day of military training, Two Section,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21so make sure all that lovely grub is in your guts.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Anyone know what happened to Private Lomax?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I found him sitting
0:03:29 > 0:03:32outside Doctor Bulgakov's office first thing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36It took me a while to figure out his verbal constructions.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You mean the crazy act?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40What, you think it's an act?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43What does Doctor Bulgakov say? Does he think he's nuts?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45He prescribed chlorpromazine.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It seems to have controlled all the David Niven business.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50PHONE RINGS
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ah, excuse me.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Medical Centre, Nurse Charles speaking.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Doctor Bulgakov, hello, how are you?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, I've given him a...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05You didn't tell her about last night's little pantomime?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Did you, Lomax?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Well, that goes a long way to telling me that you're only cuckoo
0:04:10 > 0:04:12when it suits you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14But you tried too hard.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16You went for the fireworks.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21You see, I was halfway to saying, "Give him the looney ticket.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23"Get him off our hands." But now,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25after last night...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Well, I'm going to make it my business to show
0:04:29 > 0:04:30you for what you are.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Sergeant Butcher.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I have a section that's a man short.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Private Lomax here will join them as soon as the CO signs him off.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I really think Private Lomax needs to be kept under observation, Sergeant.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Well, he will be.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I'll be watching him very closely.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"We make a strange bunch, Alice.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00"All of us acting like we're not scared. But they're all good lads.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"Except White-Bowne.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07"He's the kind of loud-mouthed toff you always used to hate.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11"But there's something else about him, something I don't trust."
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Didn't sleep so well?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I think it was just the unfamiliar surroundings.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I had a dream
0:05:30 > 0:05:33that I woke up and it was time to go to church with my father.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Like we did before he saw me off from the station.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Probably sounds like a dull way to spend your last day of freedom.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- I spent my last day pretty much the same way.- Really?
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Two Section, drill! Let's have you on that parade ground.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Corporal, the MO said I was to give you this.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Is this a joke, McKilvenny? Blood and sand!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10It's not enough there's already a lunatic,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14a dyed-in-the-wool commie and a useless toff in the section.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Now I've got one that says he can't wear army boots for drill!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20He says here, he recommends soft shoes, Corporal.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Soft shoes?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28What are they sending us now - ballroom dancers?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Come on! Let's toughen you lot up!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48On the order, you will call the time. Do you understand?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50ALL: Yes, Corporal.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52About turn!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54One, two, three, one.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57About turn!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59One, two, three, one.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03This is the easy part, ladies.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06You're making your corporal look like an idiot!
0:07:06 > 0:07:10By the left. Quick march!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Left right, left right, left right, left right,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17left right, section...halt!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Private Hoy, this section is already my least favourite
0:07:25 > 0:07:29section in the history of Bleakly Marsh.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Do not test me.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Two Section, quick march!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Halt!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Right leg, left arm, left leg, right arm.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Show me your right arm, Hoy.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Two Section, on the command, quick march!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Two Section, halt!
0:08:02 > 0:08:08Unless this section can move as one unit, act as one unit, and think
0:08:08 > 0:08:11as one unit, it will be a danger to itself.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Now the Army doesn't care about that
0:08:14 > 0:08:17but it will also be a danger to the rest of the Army.
0:08:17 > 0:08:23You will all work together to help Private Hoy to solve his problem
0:08:23 > 0:08:24and make your section stronger.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You will do this in your own time.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Kit inspection at 1100 hours. Don't cock it up!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Sorry.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54# Put on your red dress, baby
0:08:54 > 0:08:58# 'Cause we're going out tonight
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Put on your red dress, baby
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# 'Cause we're going out tonight
0:09:14 > 0:09:19# Better wear some boxing gloves
0:09:19 > 0:09:22# In case some fool might want a fight
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# Put on your high-heel sneakers
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# Wear your wig hat on your head
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# Put on your high-heel sneakers... #
0:09:43 > 0:09:45HE COUGHS
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Ah, Norah, I've been thinking. I've got a plan.- What time is it?
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Look, if I don't go back to the Army then there's nothing really keeping me here.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Now you see, I have got some savings so what I could do is I
0:09:57 > 0:10:00could change me name and start afresh. Now, do you remember Frank,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02the sergeant that left last year?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06He's moved to Liverpool and he was looking for someone to buy into a restaurant with him,
0:10:06 > 0:10:08now maybe he's still looking.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09What, what's up?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Are you running away from me too?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Don't be daft, you're coming with me.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Look, you will love Liverpool, it's a port city...- Jimmy.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19..people from everywhere. Shh! You have to pack...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Jimmy. Shut up and kiss me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Again.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Again!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34And harder, really take a swing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Just hit him.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Right arm.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Ready?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Left leg.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Again.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53All right. Left...leg.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Right arm, left leg.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Right arm...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Bloody hell!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Watch out for the door.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12BANG
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You know what I'm going to miss the most?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Go out with my dad for some drinks and then down to Bethnal Green
0:11:39 > 0:11:43to see some young welterweight on the undercard at York Hall.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Like I did on my last day of freedom before coming to this dump.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What about you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Spent some time with my little boy.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Sailing his boat in the park.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You've got a kid?
0:12:01 > 0:12:07# What a difference a day makes
0:12:09 > 0:12:13# 24 little hours
0:12:17 > 0:12:21# Brought the sun and the flowers
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# Where there used to be rain
0:12:31 > 0:12:36# My yesterday was blue, dear
0:12:39 > 0:12:44# Today I'm a part of you, dear
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# My lonely nights are through, dear... #
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Hold on to your hats, everyone.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58We're in for a bumpy time.
0:13:05 > 0:13:11Eve, dear, I like a wit like my Martinis - very dry.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Now that is an interesting development.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Very.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You, er, said I had to have the stitches taken out.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I'm sorry for being an idiot.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Last time, with all that talk of bombs.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I got into what my dad calls my strident stride.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48My pamphleteer mode.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51I forget that other people have experience of the world too.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53You were only a semi-idiot.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Thanks... I think.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02So, can I ask you something?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06When you lost your parents, about how you dealt with it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I wonder why I told you that?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's not something I usually talk about.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14I understand that, I'm just another private. One in a hundred.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22But perhaps if we could talk, away from this place.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Now that's disappointing.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Was that your sensitive boy act?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Or just a little preamble before asking me out?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31No, I...
0:14:31 > 0:14:32OK, we're all done.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I was actually asking...
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I think we're all done, Private Keenan.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Because last year my sister died.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I think this is a bit mad.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I think the idea is that we're not supposed to think.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What do you think?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I think I think what you think.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Gather round all you fine fellows, it's prize-giving time.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29One pack of the finest smokes
0:15:29 > 0:15:31to the lucky winner.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35I have the results for who is indeed the "Saddest Among Us" award.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39In which Private Keenan failed to participate.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41In third place
0:15:41 > 0:15:44is Private Rothman, who told our survey
0:15:44 > 0:15:48he spent his last day of freedom at his brother's Bar Mitzvah.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52You're a fascinatingly charmless animal, White-Bowne, has anybody ever told you that?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55..and, after a strong orange juice
0:15:55 > 0:15:57finally got to touch the right breast of Estelle,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00the love of his young life.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Is this your idea of team-building, White-Bowne?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07In second place, is Private Davies
0:16:07 > 0:16:10who spent the evening scouring the streets of Swansea
0:16:10 > 0:16:15searching for a tart to offer his sweet, innocent self to.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16This isn't funny.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19But a clear first place, and by some margin,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21goes to Private McKilvenny.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Private McKilvenny here enjoyed a long evening of prayer
0:16:24 > 0:16:27and contemplation with the nurturing
0:16:27 > 0:16:31and fatherly Father O'Connor, who terrified Mr McKilvenny
0:16:31 > 0:16:35with a comforting hand on his young thigh.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- That's enough.- Such is the close
0:16:37 > 0:16:39and shall we say tender bond between them.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I said, that's enough!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44No, no, no!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Hurry up, hurry up!
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Quickly, help me.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Stand by your beds, Two Section!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Drop those eating irons, Rothman!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Sergeant Butcher, this is pathetic!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Don't let ever this shambles happen again.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Get them out now!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yes, Sergeant. Come on, out.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Out!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Bloody hell.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24Thanks for letting me swap shifts, you're a God-send. Ta-ra, then...
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Miss Preston, morning. I understand you still haven't heard
0:18:28 > 0:18:30anything from your fiance?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32From Lance Corporal Hobbs?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33That's right.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Obviously, striking an officer is a serious matter.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40However, we both know Jimmy's no hooligan.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now, if he chose to return to camp voluntarily it should be
0:18:43 > 0:18:45possible to overlook the incident.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48If I see him, I'll tell him.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Thank you. - But he might not want to come back.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Miss Preston, he's a soldier. He belongs here.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57This is where he's at his best.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I know about soldiers. - Oh, I'm sure you do.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02My father was a soldier.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Nice coloured fellow with a big smile.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08The Army treated him so bad, he left for America.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19If Ghandi hadn't attacked me, we wouldn't be getting punished.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Don't blame Keenan. If you didn't try and humiliate the rest of the section with your stupid contest.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It was just a bit of sport.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Be a good chap, Rothman. Keep KV while I make a call.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- KV?- Keep a lookout!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Are you serious?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I'll do the same for you, you could call your beloved Estelle.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Go on.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53HE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Aaaarrghh!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Yarrgh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08And twist and under the ribs like that!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Aaargh, right up like that!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Right!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19My job is to prepare you for a kill or be killed situation.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23The sort of situation you will find in the most dangerous
0:20:23 > 0:20:24places in the world.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28This is your last chance. If you lot don't start to
0:20:28 > 0:20:31improve, I'll make sure you regret it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Private Hoy.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Come on, Hoy, let's see if you can stab better than you can march!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Aaaaarrrggghhh!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Aaargh!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Bloody hell.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Yeah, it's fine if all you see is a sandbag.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Not a man bleeding his guts out.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Some poor private like me.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Not bad.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Private Rothman!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Let me see some aggression, Rothman.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Aaargghhh!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ow!
0:21:14 > 0:21:19Yeah, I know what you mean. My Grandpa Gilbert never talks about what he did in the war.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I don't want to see any more cowards, Wratten.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I want to see men who'll stand and fight!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Aaarrgghh!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I suppose a lot of men saw a lot of things
0:21:30 > 0:21:33they could only deal with by not talking about them.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37No, I don't think it was that. Some things were said...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41..about Grandpa Gilbert.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43You know, whispered things.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46What kind of things?
0:21:46 > 0:21:47That he couldn't do it.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Aargh.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53When the shooting started, that he ran.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Corporal Barrowman,
0:21:56 > 0:21:58these ladies are pathetic!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04They can't march.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08They can't pass a kit inspection without turning
0:22:08 > 0:22:10it into a street corner brawl.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12And now they will not show the aggression that will
0:22:12 > 0:22:14save their lives!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17You're all going to learn a lesson.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Corporal Barrowman, get me Lomax. He's not going to shirk this one!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Everything you said this morning is exactly right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30There's nothing keeping either of us here.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33That's what I've been saying. This is an opportunity.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34And we can start again, somewhere new.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I've been thinking about what kind of restaurant we can open.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40It's not just this small and small-minded town
0:22:40 > 0:22:43we have to leave behind. It is this whole small-minded country.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45We have to go to America, Jimmy.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58You know this escape plan White-Bowne says he has?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01When we were doing our fatigues, he managed to get to a phone.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He put a call trough to the local Conservative Association.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11He's been incredibly oily and sycophantic, even for White-Bowne.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Left right, left right, left right, left right. Join the ranks!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27I may be past my prime but I won't be given away with
0:23:27 > 0:23:31every cereal packet, like a little plastic doll.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Bette Davis, Sergeant.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Thank you, Corporal.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Squad, halt!
0:23:48 > 0:23:55Let's all just see if we can be soldiers. Shall we?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58This girdle is too tight, are you sure it's really mine?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00LOMAX!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06One more word and you and Bette Davis both go on a charge!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Corporal, I've got better things to do that to have these clowns
0:24:10 > 0:24:12waste my time!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Take them away.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Take 'em into Kill Village.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Teach them a lesson they won't forget.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Do you ever think about how you'll deal with it?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38When they send us to some front line?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43No. I'll think about it when it happens. If it happens.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I think about it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Two Section, come on.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'm worried I'll be like my grandpa.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34This is your family.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Your friends, your children.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40It's all the things most important to you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50You will defend it against whatever may come.
0:25:52 > 0:25:58Within the hour, you will be attacked. You will have to fight.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It'll be you or them.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06But if you can't hold this flag, you're going to get hurt.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Hold your flag, that's your only hope.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25BIRDS CAW
0:26:29 > 0:26:30ECHOING BIRD CRIES
0:26:41 > 0:26:44We need to stay off open ground, make sure they can't sneak up on us.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Can anyone tell me how worried I should be about this?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- They're hardly going to come at us with machine gun fire, are they? - Are you sure?
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- I mean, you hear about this sort of thing, though, don't you? - What kind of thing?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Live ammunition exercises.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Yeah, where some poor squaddie gets a stray bullet in the head.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03All they want to do is give us a scare.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05LOUD CLATTERING
0:27:05 > 0:27:09OK, scared! Well done. Exercise over.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Keenan's right.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14They just want to teach us a lesson, they won't let it go too far.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Yeah, but this is Barrowman we're talking about.
0:27:45 > 0:27:51We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Not now, Lomax, please.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Good film. Laurence Olivier, Henry V.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Anyone see where Davies went?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Hold your position.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- God!- There's loads of them!
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Stand your ground! Stand your ground!
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Stand your ground!
0:28:32 > 0:28:34And gentleman in England now a-bed
0:28:34 > 0:28:38shall think themselves accursed they were not here!
0:28:38 > 0:28:42And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks,
0:28:42 > 0:28:47that fought with us upon St Crispin's day!
0:29:02 > 0:29:05CHANTING FROM OUTSIDE
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
0:29:07 > 0:29:09we'll keep the blue flag flying here!
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
0:29:11 > 0:29:13we'll keep the blue flag flying here!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Two Section, halt!
0:29:15 > 0:29:20Two Section, I didn't think you had it in you but when it really counted
0:29:20 > 0:29:22you gave as good as you got tonight.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26You were men, not boys. Who knows, one day
0:29:26 > 0:29:28you might even become soldiers.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Maybe now, the Army trusts you enough
0:29:34 > 0:29:37to introduce you to your best friend.
0:29:54 > 0:29:55Owen, trust me.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Whether a man is fighting in a just war
0:29:57 > 0:30:00or caught in a battle on Cable Street,
0:30:00 > 0:30:03when the moment comes, he finds his strength.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06You lot all did. I didn't.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08I failed.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12No.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16When a man is tested, he finds the strength he needs, so will you.
0:30:16 > 0:30:22My test came, tonight. I walked away from it.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Wakey, wakey!
0:31:00 > 0:31:04# The mountain's high and the valley's so deep
0:31:04 > 0:31:12# Can't get across to the other side... #
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Ooh, they fit.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29You look nice.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34Norah, what about work permits and all that business?
0:31:34 > 0:31:35We'll find a way.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Unless we don't try.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40I'm not saying that but this is a big thing we're talking about.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43I mean, why America? What's wrong with Liverpool?
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Jimmy, this is a new decade.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49It's the right time for big things.
0:31:49 > 0:31:54Everything's going to work out. And it'll be fabulous.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Now, I have to get back and do my last shift.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00I'll meet you at the train station at nine
0:32:00 > 0:32:01and don't forget to bring my case.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39I was beginning to think you weren't going to come.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49# I'm going to stick like glue
0:32:49 > 0:32:52# Stuck on you. #
0:32:58 > 0:33:01I think it's my turn to apologise,
0:33:01 > 0:33:02for my insensitivity
0:33:02 > 0:33:05and all that business about whether you were asking me out.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06I'm sorry.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- You were only half foolish. - Oh, thanks(!)
0:33:11 > 0:33:13I think.
0:33:14 > 0:33:19So, do you want to talk about her?
0:33:19 > 0:33:20About your sister?
0:33:25 > 0:33:29We were twins. And now she's not there.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33And I can't get used to not being with her.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36And how did it happen?
0:33:39 > 0:33:43OK. As a gesture of goodwill
0:33:43 > 0:33:45I'm prepared to break my golden rule.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Consort with a man in uniform
0:33:47 > 0:33:52and accept your invitation to the Assembly Hall dance next week.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54- What?- I didn't actually ask you.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Oh. There you go again, Connie, too forward and too presumptuous.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01No, no, the thing is...I can't dance.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Don't worry about that.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- The music is so bad, you wouldn't want to if you could.- OK.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24# Should I let myself go
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# In his direction? #
0:34:28 > 0:34:31I thought this would be illicit and exciting.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34Isn't it?
0:34:34 > 0:34:39Yes. I mean, that's all I thought it would be.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43And over within a month. Just...physical.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48It surprised me too.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51You're not really my type.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54No.
0:34:54 > 0:34:59I imagine it's mousy shop girls with chipped nail varnish
0:34:59 > 0:35:01and a very grateful smile.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Yeah, you're more used to a light sherry than a strong beer, eh?
0:35:09 > 0:35:11So what do we do now?
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Did I mention that I'm married to your commanding officer?
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Do we just Carry On Sergeant?
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Could do.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24At least until they close down the camp.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27And then what? We never see each other again?
0:35:35 > 0:35:40I'll go first. Keep up the necessary proprieties.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43# Whenever I feel his touch
0:35:44 > 0:35:50# I get a thrill that's much too much too much too much too much... #
0:36:12 > 0:36:14What?
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Wratten here was just telling us what he's heard.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20Turns out the lads Barrowman sent to take us on last night
0:36:20 > 0:36:22are all from One Section.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- And I think that's a worry. - Why? We gave as good as we got.
0:36:25 > 0:36:30- More than that. We got the better of them.- Exactly. So they're not going to leave it at that, are they?
0:36:30 > 0:36:34I don't think they'll come looking to pay us back. Will they?
0:37:04 > 0:37:08You don't want anything from the NAAFI, do you?
0:37:08 > 0:37:09No, thank you.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41GHOULISH VOICES
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Hello?
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Hel...
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Is there anyone there?
0:37:59 > 0:38:00Hello?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04CRASHING AND MORE GHOULISH VOICES
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Th-there's only me here!
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Private Davies!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18The rest of Two Section have all gone down the NAAFI.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Bloody hell!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22MANIC SHOUTING
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Come on then, you buggers!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43I'll have the lot of you!
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Come on! Come on!
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Oh, you rotten lot.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06When a man is tested, he finds his strength.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09You could have taken my eye out with that bayonet.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Oh, you rotten, rotten lot.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15How do you feel about National Service now?
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Rothman...
0:39:20 > 0:39:23it's like I've always said -
0:39:23 > 0:39:26if it's good enough for Elvis Presley,
0:39:26 > 0:39:29it's good enough for Owen Davies.
0:39:29 > 0:39:34Gentleman, I think it's time we heard from the Elvis from the Valleys.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37CHEERING
0:39:37 > 0:39:39I can't. I...
0:39:39 > 0:39:41You twisted my arm.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56# Love me tender
0:39:56 > 0:39:59# Love me sweet
0:40:00 > 0:40:05# Never let me go
0:40:05 > 0:40:11# You have made my life complete
0:40:11 > 0:40:16# And I love you so
0:40:16 > 0:40:20# Love me tender
0:40:20 > 0:40:23# Love me true
0:40:23 > 0:40:29# All my dreams fulfilled
0:40:30 > 0:40:36# Oh, my darling, I love you
0:40:36 > 0:40:41# And I always will
0:40:42 > 0:40:45# Love me tender
0:40:45 > 0:40:48# Love me long
0:40:48 > 0:40:54# Take me to your heart
0:40:54 > 0:40:57# Love me tender
0:40:57 > 0:41:00# Love me true
0:41:00 > 0:41:05# All my dreams fulfilled
0:41:06 > 0:41:12# Oh, my darling, I love you
0:41:14 > 0:41:18# And I always will. #
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Audrey?
0:41:23 > 0:41:26What is it? Is something wrong?
0:41:26 > 0:41:28I just got a message from Dr Billings.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31He prescribed the contraceptive pill.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32What's he saying?
0:41:32 > 0:41:35He says he needs to see me on an urgent matter.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38I'm scared to think what he's going to say.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49White-Bowne's going to get exemption
0:41:49 > 0:41:52unless somebody else gets selected as Tory candidate.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Ladies of Two Section, it's your turn.
0:41:55 > 0:42:01If you beat One Section's performance, you will win my respect.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- Have you got a date already?- No.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06The CO wants to bring you two together. He wants you to bury the hatchet.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- You look incredible, as ever. - We have to talk, Michael.
0:42:09 > 0:42:14# We got to get out of this place
0:42:14 > 0:42:17# If it's the last thing we ever do
0:42:17 > 0:42:21# We got to get out of this place
0:42:21 > 0:42:26# Girl, there's a better life for me and you... #
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