0:00:02 > 0:00:05- I know you and your ma don't exactly see eye-to-eye.- You think?
0:00:06 > 0:00:08'Find out who the witness is.'
0:00:08 > 0:00:11I know I'd do anything at all to protect one of my children.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14'The girl was under age!'
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Report McGonigle and you may as well hand in your resignation,
0:00:17 > 0:00:20because no-one's going to thank you for ratting on a colleague.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Sean, get up!- Come here.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26All this fighting and feuding,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28it stops now.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46MOBILE RINGS
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hello.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55SIGN FLICKERS AND BUZZES
0:01:55 > 0:01:56What do you think?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Bit small, isn't it?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Forget the size. See how bright she shines!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05BUZZING AND CRACKLING
0:02:05 > 0:02:07CRACKLING
0:02:08 > 0:02:10HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:02:11 > 0:02:14No, get off me!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Calm down.- Just let me go, all right!- I will, all right. Get down!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Down. Stay down, you hear? Stay down!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- OK?- This is assault! This is assault!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Stop fighting and we'll let you off.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You ready? One, two, three!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- I know me rights!- You do, all right.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- You open this door! I didn't do it, you know I didn't! - What's he done this time?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Let me out, you eejit!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I told him we wanted to interview him about a spate of burglaries
0:02:40 > 0:02:43with his MO all over them... He threw a steam iron at me!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Let me out!- Oh!- Yeah... Luckily, it was still plugged in.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Open this bloody door now! - You'll need a solicitor.- Yeah.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- I'm telling you! - We'll need a search warrant...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53..to search his gaff!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You were right to protest, Paudge.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You call setting a flock of hens loose on the motorway a protest?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01"Animal liberation", clue's in the title.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's a farm, for Pete's sake. That's where chickens belong.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07It was a warehouse with a carpet of crap calling itself a farm.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I can still smell the little beggars on me.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11SPRAY HISSES, SHE COUGHS
0:03:11 > 0:03:13What is that?
0:03:13 > 0:03:18"Aqua Reef - High Endurance." Came in a hamper Mammy won at the bingo.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I hear you have a bone to pick with me, Garda Cleere?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22No, I don't think so.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Well, it won't happen again, I swear. Cross my heart.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32What's this?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm behind in me coffee subs.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We're all straight now, huh?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I can help myself without getting lynched, can I?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Do you dance?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Not if I can help it, no.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Dance with me, please, come on.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I can't, I have two left feet.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Dance with me.- I really can't.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58SHE HUMS A MELODY
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Just one dance. Just one.- No.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I'm not dancing.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08KNOCKING
0:04:08 > 0:04:10< Let me out! Let me out! I'm only doing my job.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Seven grand for digging a hole in the ground!- Calm down, will you?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I suppose Darren did deserve the best.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18If it wasn't for the Hennessys, there wouldn't be a funeral.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20They should be footing that bill.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Mr Crowley, it's me, Katie. You called me?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- < Please, let me out! - What?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Seven grand? - < It's a reasonable price!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- It's our door you're wrecking. - I don't care.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33That parasite deserves everything he's got coming to him.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- He's just doing his job.- No, he's using Darren's death to rip us off.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Preying on our tragedy. - It's sneaky and it's wrong, that is.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- The funeral was nice though, wasn't it?- That's not the point.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It was what Darren deserved.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49It's not Mr Crowley's fault Darren was killed.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Come on, let him out of the pantry. KNOCKING AND SHOUTING
0:04:51 > 0:04:52OK.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I'll give you four grand and not a cent more.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58< Please let me out!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# She was a fishmonger
0:05:05 > 0:05:07# And sure it was no wonder
0:05:07 > 0:05:11# For so were her father and mother before... #
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- OK. That's enough. I've got work to do.- No.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17No! No, you can't go!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- We did suggest an economy range! - Economy range?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23What, throw him in the Liffey?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27We'll get you your money, Mr Crowley, I promise you. I'm sorry.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Haven't you got a life in Costa Del Somewhere
0:05:31 > 0:05:33you need to be getting back to?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- I can't leave now, not while me family need me.- Funny that!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Cos I thought that leaving when your family needs you
0:05:38 > 0:05:40is exactly what you do.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42You're not the only one in the family, K.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44We all get a say.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46I want Ma to stay.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48What about you, Da?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Yeah, Vinnie. What about you?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Look, I'm not doing this out here
0:05:56 > 0:05:58with the world and its wife watching.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Can you confirm your name is...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Raymond O'Neill?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10No comment.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16- But you're known to most people as Blue Ray...- No comment.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19..because of your reputation for nicking and selling DVD players
0:06:19 > 0:06:21and other electronic items?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22No comment.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28But you do have 78 convictions for burglary, shop theft,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31possession of stolen goods, selling stolen goods...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Exposing yourself in a public park...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That was mistaken identity, you know that!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That was thrown out of court...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39HE SIGHS
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- No comment.- My mistake.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Now, as you know, we have brought you in here today
0:06:47 > 0:06:49to assist us in our investigation
0:06:49 > 0:06:52into a series of burglaries, shop thefts.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Perhaps you can enlighten us as to your whereabouts
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- on the evenings of September 10th last?- No comment.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- October 15th?- No comment.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01- October 29th?- No comment!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- December 8th?- No...
0:07:06 > 0:07:09INDISTINCT WHISPERING
0:07:11 > 0:07:13HE SNIGGERS
0:07:15 > 0:07:16We were just dancing, that's all.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What's your name, sweetheart?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Ailis.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25I didn't mean nothing.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29She wouldn't leave me alone. It's not funny.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Big strapping lad like you can't handle the older ladies?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36She seems confused.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39One too many?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40She's hardly touched her drink.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I think she might have something wrong with her. In the head.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48That's your expert medical opinion, is it(?)
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Look, I've seen it before, all right? We should take her home.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55PAUDGE SIGHS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06That's your...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- address book, is it?- No!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Ow!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11All right! All right!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16How about we go down the station?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- SHE TAPS WINDOW - Stop your fussing.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23How do we know that this won't go on the blink again?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25If this happens tomorrow...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Patricia Hennessey is the landlord, that's what we pay her for.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33It might be better coming from you.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- You didn't rat her son in to the police, did you?- So?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39What, you think this is all a coincidence?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42No way, she couldn't do enough for us before I gave my statement.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45But now... She doesn't want to know.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47I just...
0:08:47 > 0:08:50think it's best if I keep my distance for now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Go on.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Look what she did to my hand!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I need more than just an Ailis out of her,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I need an address or a name of a relative.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05You're wasting your time. She's tanked, that one.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Maybe we should talk to the boss. - No way.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, what do you suggest, then?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Bin her off onto Social Services.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14We're not binning her off on anyone! She needs our help.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16She needs a nice quiet room with padded walls.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20And we're not going to McKay either, so you can forget that. We're not.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- You've checked Missing Persons? - Nothing so far.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It doesn't help that we only have her first name.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29You need to get an address.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- What's in the book?- You'd think it was the Third Secret Of Fatima,
0:09:33 > 0:09:34the way she's clinging on to it.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Mind if I borrow this?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Now, Ailis, the boss making you tea!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49We're treating you like royalty today, Ailis.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Two sugars, just the way you like it.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You drink that up and I'll take that for you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I can't lose it. My words...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I have to keep them with me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Don't worry.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04She will take care of that for you.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18That's her.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22This is me.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25There isn't a barge pole long enough.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Even if I wanted it. - So, tell her to go.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29She's Darren's mother.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32She's bad news. Have you forgotten what she did to you?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35HE SIGHS
0:10:35 > 0:10:37BANGING
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Thought I'd make myself useful.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41I'm out of here.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44She'll be gone by the time I get back, yeah?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- HE GROANS - Katie!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- That's nice from my own daughter(!) - She was ten years old when you left.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What did you expect?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Bunting and a welcome home party?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm not here to cause trouble.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I just want to be with me family.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Happy days.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19MOBILE RINGS
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'm going to get a paper.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Vinnie!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36RINGING STOPS
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Let her finish her tea and then go check out that address,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- see if it jogs her memory.- Yes, sir.- And talk to the neighbours.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Someone might recognise her.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Will do.- Let me know how you get on.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Where's the crime?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- What?- If being a bit doolally isn't an offence, there's no crime.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So, I don't know what we're doing getting involved.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Raymond's alibi for the 8th December stands up.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24He was cleaning seafronts as part of his community service.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It doesn't mean he didn't do the other robberies.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28They all look like they have the same MO.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33OK, let's just wait and see what the search of his apartment shows up
0:12:33 > 0:12:34before we release him, OK?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41You can't punish Niamh for going to the guards.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Is that all you came for?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It wasn't her fault.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52She saw what she saw.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56You think I'm sabotaging your little cafe?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You know me better than that, surely.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I think you're good at hiding things.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Getting what you want. - Isn't that what you like?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- I mean it. I need it sorted.- Yes.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Yes, you'll have an electrician by the end of today?- Yes.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I take it Friday's still on?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29You'll be home soon, Ailis. We'll get you settled.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30No, I can't.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Look, I'm in work.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You can't just turn up, OK?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39OK.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41HE CLICKS FINGERS
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Ailis? Hold on.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49DOOR OPENS
0:13:51 > 0:13:53DOOR CLOSES
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Oh, you couldn't give us a hand? I don't know what's up with me.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Don't be shy.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Nothing you haven't seen before.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Always liked the black, didn't you?
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Ever wondered, what if we'd stayed together?- No.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Have a drink with us?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'm going to study the form and pick me some winners.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27You used to always let me pick your horses. Come on, Vinnie.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Have a drink with us.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34You never know, you might get lucky.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- DOOR CLOSES We're not open yet.- I know, yeah.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I just thought I'd come and tell you today's your lucky day.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Oh, yeah?- I can cook, clean...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I thought you'd be kept busy enough at the pub.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50She sacked me cos her son murdered my brother.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm sorry. I can't help you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56What? Can't trust a Kiely?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Niamh's put her neck on the line for your family,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00and we rent this place off Patricia Hennessy,
0:15:00 > 0:15:02so don't pull that with me, OK?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07HE BANGS BUTTONS
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I can show you how to work that, if you like?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11For a price.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21You haven't got a key, have you, Ailis?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22It's getting a bit chilly out.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25There.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Cyclamen persicum.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I was no good with plants myself.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Dandelions and daisies, that's about it.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You didn't think to ask her for a key?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I reckon you could squeeze in there if I gave you a leg up.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44You're joking, right?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Put all that dieting to good use.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It's not a diet, it's a healthy-eating regime.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Is it a key you're after?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Here, you owe me an apology, pal.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Me, Mr Blue Ray.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Admit it. CHAIN RATTLES
0:16:04 > 0:16:07You got it wrong, huh? It wasn't me.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09No comment.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10COINS JINGLE
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Keep the change.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- I take it the search turned nothing up?- No, I'm sure it was him.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Now, all I've got is half a dozen unsolved burglaries
0:16:21 > 0:16:22and not a thing to go on.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24It's there.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Yes, I've found it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You're here.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32You're a dark horse, huh?
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Paudge.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Whoa, lads...!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Looks like we're about to clear up half our outstanding burglaries.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'll call the ranch.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56You keep an eye on her, will you?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03REGISTER BEEPS Hey!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Just don't lose that entry code now. - I won't, thanks.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10OK.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Thanks for your help.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16That's not even minimum wage.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19(Jesus.) This much, I expect a warranty.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Hire me and I'll throw in the register maintenance for free.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I can't help you. I'm sorry.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Probably wise.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Don't want to upset Patricia Hennessy, do we?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Who's that, Ailis?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39My boy. My beautiful boy.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Sharon!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43We need to get out of here fast.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Why?- This isn't her house.- It is.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49You live in a home.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51You didn't think to mention it?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54They called the station, we need to get her back.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- You didn't check the address, did you?- Look, nor did you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- The key was...- Lucky guess. - No, that's her son.- Who's my son?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Technically, we've broken in. If we get caught, we're for the high jump.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Come on, love, we need to go back to the station.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- What about all the gear?- Sharon!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Let's pick a decent horse, will we?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You're never going to forgive me, are you?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I made a mistake.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Huh, and don't I know it!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I walked in on one of your mistakes - you and him on my bed.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- And I've regretted it ever since. - Hmm.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm not perfect, I never claim to be.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You're telling me you never strayed?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50No.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Never.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Not once.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Look...
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Can we put it behind us?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Forget that it ever happened?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06We can, can't we?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17What made you think going in there was a good idea?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18We thought it was her house, Sarge.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Based purely on the fact she'd found a key under the mat?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23And Ailis recognised the guy in the photo. She said it was her son.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You took that from the house?!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27No, Ailis did.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Go back there now and find that lad in the photo and bring him in.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- BOTH:- Yes, Sarge.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And while you're at it, you'd better pray that it is her house.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Because if it's not,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39you two have blown any chance of a conviction with your illegal entry.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Now!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Oh!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54It's a toss up between Brandy Fall...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56THEY LAUGH
0:19:56 > 0:19:59..at Kempton, four o'clock.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Or a nice little filly at Uttoxeter,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Three's A Crowd. - Not in my experience!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05THEY LAUGH
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Here, say when.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Go on, go on, go on...!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09THEY YELL
0:20:09 > 0:20:11THEY LAUGH
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Look what you made me do! Here!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17BOTH GROAN
0:20:17 > 0:20:19SHE GIGGLES
0:20:21 > 0:20:24It's been a while since we've been this close.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27What are you trying to do to me, here, Bridge?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Whatever you want.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Pick me a winner.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Vincent's Desire.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Used to be a bit of a stallion.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Is that right? And where's he running?- "Running"?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I don't think he can even get out of the stable these days,
0:20:48 > 0:20:50it's been so long.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Not dead from the waist down after all.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08HE SIGHS
0:21:08 > 0:21:10LIGHTER CLICKS
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Like you've died and gone to heaven, hm?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Go on, it's traditional.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Don't bother with that. You won't have the time.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Why is that, then?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You don't want to miss your flight, now, do you?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- He's definitely the son, you reckon? - Well, the neighbour ID'd him.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Knew Ailis, too.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- There's thousands of euros' worth in there.- What if he doesn't show?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Well, he'll turn up, all right.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54We should've stayed with the mum, get a warrant, come back for him.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56No. We need to get him now, cos if he finds out we've been
0:21:56 > 0:21:59sniffing around, that whole lot will be cleared out.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- HORN BLARES - Paudge!- Oi! Oi!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's about your ma.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Ailis Scanlon.- What about me ma?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25We have her down the station.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30This is my house, Vincent. I'm going nowhere.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Look, you made it for the funeral. I appreciate that.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- But there's nothing here for you now.- Well, we just made love.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37It was an itch that needed to be scratched.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39She's on her way.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40An itch?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I've just lost me son.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43It's not nice, is it...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47..being kicked in the teeth?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You ran off and left me the butt of everyone's jokes around here.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- I've changed.- Too late! You can't just waltz back in here
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and think you can pick up where you left off.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You heard him. Out you go.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Right, where is she? - We'd like a little word first.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Has something happened to her?- No, she's fine.- Now. I want to see her.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15I want to see me ma NOW.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20BEEPING, BUZZER BLARES
0:23:28 > 0:23:29You OK, Ma?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33You trying to escape again?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Brendan and Danny send their love.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I know you, don't I?
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Couldn't forget this face!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Yeah. I remember you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Mikey's eldest. Jimmy.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- OK, Robbie, we really need to have that chat now.- I'll be back.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Twice in one day! Can't keep away. - Just give me the number.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- I'll call him myself. - I said I'd arrange it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- You know what workmen are like. - Don't take me for a fool, Patricia.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Whatever happened to gratitude?
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I could get a lot more for that building than you're paying.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18KNOCK AT DOOR
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- Sorry. Didn't realise you had company.- It's all right, Donal.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23We're done here.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- You're early.- There's something we need to discuss.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Good something or bad something? - Bad something.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38That fella in the pub...he didn't touch her or anything, did he?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- That's...That's not what this is about.- No, nothing like that.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Your mother took us to your house.- Yeah?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- She forgets she doesn't live there sometimes.- I say "house" -
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I suppose "warehouse" would be a better description.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- I'm not with you.- All the gear you've got stored in there.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Your kitchen looks like a scene of a crime.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56We've checked serial numbers, got photographic evidence.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57- It's not mine.- It's in your house!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Listen, I tried to bring it back,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03but she just keeps nicking more and more.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- You saying your ma's been thieving? - She doesn't know what she's doing.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07And I can't stop her.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yous can ask her yourself if you don't believe me.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14RADIO PLAYS POP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Setback after setback. You'd almost think the gods have it in for us.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Or one god, at least. - I get it, Niamh.- Good.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- I was worried I was being too subtle.- Shouldn't you be baking?
0:25:24 > 0:25:28I tried, but the power blew and I had to chuck everything. Setback.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Isn't there something else that needs doing?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33What needs doing is you standing up against bullies.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I thought you knew how to work that.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Where are you going? - Striking a blow against bullies.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48When I order and present your accounts, my name is on them...
0:25:48 > 0:25:49my reputation.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53So if you wanted me to manage the discrepancies, you need to...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Whoa, stop right there. What discrepancies?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- The money from the pub.- What money?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01There's thousands of euros missing from the books.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07He's claiming Ailis stole the goods.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Thinks he can get off scot-free by blaming his doolally mammy.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13A quick call to the home will prove she couldn't have done it.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17They say she's got early-onset Alzheimer's.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- What time are they coming to pick her up?- Soon as, they said.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Pass the case on to Sergeant McGonigle when you're done, OK?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- PHONE RINGS - No problem.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Hey, excuse me, guys.- Sir.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32What can I do for you, Patricia?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I've still got clothes in the machine.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Leave us a forwarding address - we'll send them on to you(!)
0:26:42 > 0:26:44DOOR CLOSES
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- I'm leaving, love.- Why?- We don't want her living under our roof.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Well, she can live under mine, under my part of it.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It's all right, love, I'll find somewhere else.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- No time like the present.- Hey...
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- Sorry. We're having a clear-out.- You still want that job?- In the cafe?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10No, the one in Hollywood(!)
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- Yeah, the cafe.- What's the catch? - Are you always this suspicious?
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- Better that than sorry.- The catch is you're in charge of that register.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- And you start today. - I want at least 12 euro an hour.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23This isn't a negotiation!
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- All right, give me an hour. - Great. See you later.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- What about Patricia Hennessy? - What about her?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Ah, here she is.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38You think you've won.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45I will wipe that smile off your face, madam. You just watch me.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Yeah, send me a postcard from Spain, tell me all about it.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Yeah, sure, if you wouldn't mind checking that for me.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04Four convictions for shoplifting, two for burglary. I knew it.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06He had scrote written all over him.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Look, you shouldn't even be here.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12His daughter, in case you're wondering.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15You want us to walk home in the dark? We need taxi money.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18- For what, basketball practice? - Ask Rachel if you don't believe me.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Rachel, tell him.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22HE SIGHS
0:28:31 > 0:28:36- Yeah, OK, look, be back here in five.- Yes, sorry, I'm still here.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I'll drive you myself, all right?
0:28:49 > 0:28:54- Every time I solve a problem, two new ones arise.- It's called life.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Your motivational talk could really use some work.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58HE LAUGHS Well, how about this?
0:28:58 > 0:29:01I've employed an extra pair of hands to help us out.
0:29:01 > 0:29:06- Tell me he's six foot with a full gym membership.- He is a she.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Now I'm hoping NOT six foot with a full gym membership.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11It's...Katie Kiely.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15- That's a joke, right? - She's a really hard worker.
0:29:15 > 0:29:16And she owes me a tenner.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19She's a Kiely. Are you deliberately trying to wind Patricia up?
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- You told me to stand up to her. - I meant get the electricity sorted,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25not throw petrol on the already very big fire!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- I think you're overreacting. - You think this is overreacting?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Wait until Patricia Hennessy finds out.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35The home say Ailis was there on the dates of all the robberies,
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- so she couldn't have done them. - I could've told you that.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41I've seen some beauties in my time, but this,
0:29:41 > 0:29:44trying to frame your own mother, who's senile, takes the gold medal.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48And he knew we wouldn't have charged her. That's why he did it.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51No excuse. How a man treats his mother tells you a lot about him.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- All I'm seeing is a toerag. - What now?
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Get a warrant to search the house properly?
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Well, I reckon we've enough to charge.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01Have you two solved half our outstanding burglaries in one go?
0:30:01 > 0:30:06- Not as useless as you look! - Cheers, Sarge! Where's Robbie now?
0:30:06 > 0:30:10- In with Ailis.- I think it's time we had a proper chat with him.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Danny?
0:30:17 > 0:30:18M...
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- M...- Mairead. That's right.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23She's the gobby one.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25We've been in touch with Marigold House.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Are they coming to get her?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31And we've been able to eliminate your mother from our inquiries.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Quite a CV you've got here.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36You should pass it on to Bill Cullen when you get a chance.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38And the four years suspended?
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Something tells me you'll be getting reacquainted with prison food.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Yeah, not here. Not in front of me ma.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53TV: CAR ENGINES ROAR
0:30:55 > 0:30:58We're better off so. On our own.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Like always.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03HE LAUGHS
0:31:03 > 0:31:06You and me, we have a laugh, don't we?
0:31:09 > 0:31:11My daughter's going to be a barrister.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Barista. I'm not even that, I'm just chopping and cleaning.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16It's a start! A fresh start.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Dead proud, are you, Da?
0:31:20 > 0:31:25- Ma!- Sorry to interrupt. You couldn't give us some sugar, could you?- Yeah.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Maureen's putting me up for a while.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I'm going to be your new next-door neighbour!
0:31:34 > 0:31:38So, why did you risk it? Some skanky DVD players and knock-off runners?
0:31:40 > 0:31:42I did it so she could be somewhere nice.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44You don't have to pay for your mother's care.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- You can get that for free.- Yeah.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49If I want her rotting in some rancid old kip,
0:31:49 > 0:31:51stuck in front of the telly all day.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55She's 46. I wanted to give her somewhere nice with...
0:31:56 > 0:32:00- ..with a garden and fresh air. - So you broke the law?- Yeah.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01And I'd do it again.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04They won't spend every last penny on us...
0:32:05 > 0:32:09..now she's got this thing... eating away at her brain.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13She's got nothing.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16And it's not her fault.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21But you try and tell me you wouldn't do the same for your ma.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23PHONE CHIMES
0:32:25 > 0:32:28He's on his way, the fella from the home.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32We'll be getting a warrant to search your premises,
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- and we'll be charging you. You know what that means.- Yeah.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Here. KEYS JANGLE
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Save you kicking the door in.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51This is nice, isn't it, me and you working as a team?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Yeah, I thought I got a bad smell. - Katie!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57What part of "get lost" don't you understand?
0:32:57 > 0:32:58Your mother's getting her stuff.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02She must be slowing down in her old age, cos last time you left us
0:33:02 > 0:33:04it took all of 15 minutes, just long enough for the taxi to arrive.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Don't you talk to me like that. I'm still your mother.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09No. You're not.
0:33:10 > 0:33:15- My mother is dead.- Now, there's no need for that.- It's OK. I'm going.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I will put manners on you, madam.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28When are you going to ever learn?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33You know I can't do anything about this.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36- You're supposed to be a policeman. - You're my mother-in-law.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38- It's a conflict of interest. - She's been stealing from my pub!
0:33:38 > 0:33:41You can't go accusing people of things without evidence,
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- especially not with what's going on with Michael.- You want evidence?
0:33:44 > 0:33:45Read it yourself.
0:33:45 > 0:33:51The thefts stopped as soon as Katie Kiely was sacked. She's a thief.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52And I want her arrested.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06She wasn't always like this.
0:34:07 > 0:34:12- Used to sing in halls.- She was singing down the pier earlier.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Don't tell me. Molly feckin' Malone.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19She's forgotten all her kids' names.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Still remembers every word of that bleedin' song.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28When was she diagnosed?
0:34:28 > 0:34:34A few years back. But she was like that for ages...forgetting things...
0:34:35 > 0:34:37..disappearing.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40A bit low, blaming her.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46I'm the only one.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47Five kids. Two brothers.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51I'm the only one who bothers their ass to go and see her...
0:34:53 > 0:34:54The only one who cares.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58I'm all she's got.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02And you might think it's low, but...
0:35:02 > 0:35:08I'd do anything, say anything, to not go back inside.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11In six months' time, she'll be gone.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16There'll be nothing left of her by the time I get out.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18And I'll never see her again.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20CAR PULLS UP
0:35:29 > 0:35:31If you've won the station sweepstakes again,
0:35:31 > 0:35:33I'm demanding an investigation.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37- Nothing like that. I had a bit of a result today.- What?
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Nabbed someone doing 45 in a 30 zone?
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Actually, we managed to solve nine outstanding burglaries
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- and shop thefts in one go.- No way!
0:35:45 > 0:35:49- And we recovered most of the gear. A very sweet haul.- A good job, Paudge.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52There's no way he pulled down nine burglaries.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- Professional envy's a very unattractive trait.- It's a wind-up.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Ask the boss. He nearly wept tears of gratitude
0:35:58 > 0:36:00when he saw the dent we'd knocked in the crime stats.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- DEFINITELY a wind-up. - Go in and have a look.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- They're processing the little scrote we caught for it right now.- Yeah.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10- I will.- I would like to tell you how I pulled it all off,
0:36:10 > 0:36:11but I'm sure you'd rather wait
0:36:11 > 0:36:13and read all about it in the Garda Review.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Oi! Get back here now! Get back!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21'Unbelievable!'
0:36:21 > 0:36:25Can you believe that? Half an hour. We were rid of her for half an hour.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- You need any help in the kitchen? - No.- Thanks for the job, by the way.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Don't thank me.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- It's just a trial. See how it goes. - Sure, yeah.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40What is this even meant to be?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45I hope you know what you're doing.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Ma?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Ma!
0:36:53 > 0:36:55I have to go, Ma.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58I have to go.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01I'll take that.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Cheers.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10HE KISSES HER
0:37:10 > 0:37:12# And they both wheel their barrow
0:37:13 > 0:37:17# Through the streets broad and narrow
0:37:17 > 0:37:23- BOTH:- # Crying, "Cockles and mussels, alive, alive-o
0:37:23 > 0:37:27# "Alive, alive-o
0:37:27 > 0:37:31# "Alive, alive-o"
0:37:31 > 0:37:35# Crying, "Cockles and mussels...
0:37:35 > 0:37:38# "Alive, alive-o"... #
0:37:40 > 0:37:42- I can still hold a tune. - Yeah, you can.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Can we go back home, Robbie? Can we?
0:37:51 > 0:37:52HE KISSES HER
0:37:52 > 0:37:55# She died of a fever
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- BOTH:- # And no-one could save her
0:37:59 > 0:38:04# And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone. #
0:38:06 > 0:38:08HE SIGHS
0:38:12 > 0:38:13Can I take her out?
0:38:15 > 0:38:16Come on, Ma.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- Where's Paudge? - We're not joined at the hip.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Listen, don't let that Scanlon fella get to you.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33He deserves what's coming to him.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35I should never have gone to that house.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Some things we'd be better off not knowing.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41Nah, a crime's a crime. Can't go round making exceptions.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- Here comes trouble. - HE GROANS
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- I told you, wait in the car. - I just need to go to the toilet.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49I won't be a sec.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Unbelievable. Waste half their bloody lives in the jax.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57Look, when I get back, I'll deal with him, OK?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Five minutes, I'm driving off without you.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09This isn't like you, Niamh. Give the girl a chance, will you?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Her brother just died.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15What the hell are you doing?
0:39:15 > 0:39:19- It's not finished yet.- Leave it alone. I've already done that.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24What do you reckon?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26It's good. I like it.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27It's really good.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- Frothy coffee on the house, Garda? - No, I'll pass, thanks.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Katie, do you mind if I have a word?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- What about?- Not here.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Might be best if you come down to the station.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56He means it. He'll drive off. You don't know my dad.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00- Ah, he won't.- You should get your dad to buy you a car.- What?
0:40:00 > 0:40:04- Well, you have a licence, don't you? - You're joking. I'm not 17.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- What about you?- Me? No, I'm only 15.