0:02:01 > 0:02:01There's no rush.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Where's my phone?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Cal's probably on that game again. Just use mine.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09It's not like you'll be needing yours today anyway. How not?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Erm, any pockets in that dress?
0:02:11 > 0:02:16But what if I need it for something? Something to do with the wedding?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You won't. I've planned everything down to the last detail.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23All you have to do is sit back and enjoy yourself.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28This is going to be the greatest wedding ever
0:02:28 > 0:02:30This is going to be the greatest wedding ever.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31This wedding's RUINED!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Calm down, it's only a tiara.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Were you maybe playing with it and put it down somewhere?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37No. Her wee dress'll not look right without it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Don't talk daft. She'll look great.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Especially after Robbie's done her hair. If he ever gets here.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43He should have been here at half past!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45And where's Kelly-Marie? We've got a schedule to stick to!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Scarlett, kick-off's not for hours.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Calm down, you'll give yourself a stroke.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Listen, Jimmy, I will calm down when everything's sorted.
0:02:51 > 0:02:59Where do you think you're going? Lenny phoned from the hospital.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00He's being kept in a bit longer
0:03:00 > 0:03:04so he wants me to take in the books for the cab office.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What, right now? I need you here!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I'll only be about 20 minutes. I feel for the bloke.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You help your mum, all right? Look for this tiara?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11I'll not be long.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15PHONE RINGS OUT
0:03:15 > 0:03:17'Please leave your message after the tone.'
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Robbie, gonnae just phone us at my ma's?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I just need to talk to someone.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Right, all set? Yep.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'll drop you round at your mum's.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32After the wedding, will my name be Cal McAllister?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36After the wedding, will my name be Cal McAllister?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Is that what you'd like?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yes! Well, you need to ask your mum about it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's kinda up to her.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Please, Mummy, please!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Is that the one with the custard filling?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Aye. Do you want it? Ugh, no danger.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You're expecting lovely jam but you get a mouthful of yellow boak.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54So jam then, aye?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Pink or chocolate? I cannae mind which one I got the last time.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You could just have them both?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Er, I might look like Victoria Beckham
0:04:00 > 0:04:03but I don't have her cash.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Is she still minted?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I heard she blew everything she had on doughnuts.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I'll take the pink one.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12There you are. You're no answering your door.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Aye, cos I'm no in. OK, but I really need the rent.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16What rent? The rent you owe me.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I paid that when we moved in!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21That was the deposit. The rent's still outstanding.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I need seven hundred quid. Pronto.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Where am I supposed to get that from?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26It's not my problem.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You knew how much the rent was when you signed the lease.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31So... When can you get it to me?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You landlords are all the same.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Growing rich off the backs of the poor.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Well, you can sing for your rent. Capitalist scum. Thanks.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Hey. You never paid for that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Why are folk always picking on us? It's started round here already.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Why are folk always picking on us? It's started round here already.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Or, how about this question,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54"Why have I just had to sub Drew his lunch money again?"
0:04:54 > 0:04:57This is my baby-sitting stash.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59You owe me three quid.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Great, you have a go and all.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And when I've just been and bought you a lucky bun.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04You've got your chemistry exam today.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08So I got you the same breakfast you had when you did that other test.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Physics? Aye. That I failed?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Away, you never fail anything. I do at this school.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, you'll soon catch up. You've got my brains.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17What part of that was supposed to be reassuring? Eh?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Er, newsflash.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Unlike you, I actually want to make something of my life.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Aye, whatever.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You want a Pink Jammie? Aye, please.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31What you doing?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34We're going to have a movie morning.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36If anybody comes to the door, we're not in.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Especially if it's that rip-off merchant of a landlord.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Aw! What? It's custard!
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Thanks.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Right, you be a good boy for Alex, OK? OK.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I'll see you at the hotel. Is that it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03This is the last time we're going to see each other
0:06:03 > 0:06:05before our wedding and that's the best you can do?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Sorry. It's just hitting me that this is really happening.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I thought we were over all this?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12That you'd come round to this being the best option for everyone?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I had. But marriage is forever...
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Er, yeah. Isn't that the point?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I need you to know I'm going nowhere.
0:06:23 > 0:06:29I'm always going to be around to protect you and the kids.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Well, I wouldn't need protecting
0:06:30 > 0:06:34if you hadn't brought trouble to the door in the first place.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37One mistake, Kel, and you need to let it go.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Just like I let it go when you screwed the staff.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Don't talk like that.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I'm just saying, if you think you can find someone else,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47then be my guest.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50But he won't love you like I do. Not even close.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55I know you're not certain,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58but I'm sure enough for the both of us.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03You marry me today and you'll never regret it.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04I promise.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07OK?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12OK.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13So, we're going to do this thing?
0:07:13 > 0:07:19Of course we are.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Right, well, put a smile on that beautiful face, eh?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27That's better.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Right. See you later.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34See you later, darling? Bye.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Remember and put that seatbelt back on.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll sort it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:49You all strapped in? We better get going.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Well, look who it isn't.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I called you the other day
0:08:00 > 0:08:03but somehow you'd given me the wrong number.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Now...how could that have happened?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Hiya. Hi.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12He's cute. Is he yours?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13No.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16So just the bride with the bump, then?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I don't know what you're talking about.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I just saw her getting out of this car.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Pregnant woman, carrying a wedding dress?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25No idea who you're talking about.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I'd take a punt her name is...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Kelly-Marie Adams?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35That's my mum. She's getting married.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Yeah? And who's she getting married to.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Him.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Guilty as charged.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47OK. You need to go.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Funny, last time I saw you, you were begging me to stay...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I do need to go actually,
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I've got a last minute booking to do hair for a bridal party,
0:08:57 > 0:08:589 Montego Street.
0:08:58 > 0:09:04Small world, eh?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05You're not going near my fiancee.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08But who's going to do her hair for the big day?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11See you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25I need that rent to pay my dad's mortgage.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I could have told you this would happen.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29So why didn't you?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31All right, I need best man gags and I need them now.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Sorry, pal, my funny bone's left the building.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37What am I going to do?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I mean I need to stand up in front of everybody
0:09:40 > 0:09:42and make a speech about a guy I hardly know.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43I'm seriously short on content.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Right, you need to calm down.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Find a starting point, you'll be fine.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49All right, what would you say about Alex McAllister?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51First thing that comes into your head.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53He's a bit up himself?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Aye, right enough. I see your problem.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I can't believe you're leaving me to face this on my own.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01I mean, what's more important?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Going to Las Vegas or going to my sister's wedding?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I tried to change the flights. Anyway, I'm doing this for us.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10And for a suntan. And a show.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14It's not my fault that Buster got concert tickets.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19So when are you gonnae pack him in? Before or after the big gig?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22After. He might give my ticket to somebody else.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24See, that's what I mean.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25It's Britney Spears!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Bob, come on - the whole time I'm there,
0:10:27 > 0:10:28I'll only be thinking of you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:35And stop worrying about your speech. You're gonnae be amazing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40That's the books for the last quarter.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Cheers.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47Listen, if they're keeping you in, is there anything you need?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Grapes, magazines or something?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Wee bit of conversation would be nice.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56As you can see, I'm no exactly besieged with visitors.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Aye, well, I cannae hang about. I've got this wedding the day.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01That's still on?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You didn't think Kelly-Marie would pull out did you?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I didn't think she was daft enough to get involved with
0:11:06 > 0:11:08the Kennedy clan in the first place.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Shows what I know.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's beyond me as well.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Still, maybe she actually loves the guy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Not possible. He's a weasel.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Aye, well, she's had previous with picking eejits.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25There was nothing we could do then and nothing we can do now.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28It's no over till the fat lady sings.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Give that to Kelly.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Make sure she reads it.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38He's still not answering. Do you think I should call the police?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Away you go, he'll have been out on the randan and is sleeping it off.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44He wouldn't do that. He knows I need him today.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, don't you worry. You'll be safe in the hands of Angel.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Oh, I'm telling you.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51This head massage is something else, by the way.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm supposed to be stressed about something,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56but I cannae mind what it is...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58That's the Cava, hen.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00All part of the service.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Sorry, took longer than I thought.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ach, we're managing fine without you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's all very calm in here.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Angel's sorted everything.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Even Madonna's tiara.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Aye, she broke it in two and hid it behind the couch.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh, kids will be kids.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21Angel's fixing it with her special nail glue.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Sounds like Angel knows what's what.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Yup. You better believe it.
0:12:43 > 0:12:49Get started on the locks.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54RINGTONE: Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Robbie, it's me - again.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Look, I'm starting to get worried for you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01So, please, when you get this, just gonnae call me.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Still no word? It just disnae feel right, him no being here.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It feels like the whole wedding's starting out on the wrong foot.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'm sure he'll get here as soon as he can.
0:13:09 > 0:13:17Is that...all that's bothering you?
0:13:17 > 0:13:24Look, Jimmy, I'm sorry that you're not going to give me away.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Alex thought it would be more "modern"
0:13:26 > 0:13:28if we walked down the aisle together.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Whatever makes you happy.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Here. What's this? Something Lenny wanted you to have.
0:13:33 > 0:13:40I don't believe this...
0:13:44 > 0:13:46What does it say?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48He's saying he doesn't mind if I want to leave.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Take Cal with me. Have a fresh start without Alex.
0:13:50 > 0:13:56Why?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I mean, he's always said he'd never let me take Cal away from him.
0:13:59 > 0:14:06Sounds like he wants you to know that you've got choices.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08And you do.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I know it doesn't feel like that with the wee one on the way,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15but...nothing is set in stone.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20Jimmy, don't. I've made my mind up. I'm doing this.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31Load it up.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Morning.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Sorry. It's ladies only in here just now.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42All right, girls? You're not meant to be here yet!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Is everything OK? Where's Cal? In the car.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I just came back because I forgot to give you something this morning.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Your wedding present.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Right, um...I hadn't really thought to get you anything.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57You're all I need.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Oh.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I thought you could wear them today.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I've already got something - an old pair of my ma's.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Not as good as these ones, though, eh? No.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11What's this?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Er, that's just, um... something from Lenny.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm guessing it's not a congratulations card.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I'll deal with it. No, I... I better shoot.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Um, Angel? Can I have a word with you outside, please? Oh, aye?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26She's doing a great job.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27I just want to make sure she's adequately rewarded.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32See you later, ladies. Don't you be late, Alex!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You've got some front.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38You've got some front.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41You even think about telling Kelly-Marie
0:15:41 > 0:15:43about us spending the night together...
0:15:43 > 0:15:47SHE GASPS IN PAIN ..and I will destroy you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Is that clear?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Yes. Mm-hm.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Och!
0:15:59 > 0:15:59Och!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I forgot to buy green cardamom pods!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05So use the black ones, then. In my Haggis Tikka Masala?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Are you trying to insult my cultural heritage?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10I think your recipe's doing that all by itself.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Er, it's called "fusion"?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Haggis Tikka Masala's my signature pie.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17I still think you should be starting simply. No, no, no, no!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I need to create a bit of a buzz,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21give the punters a bit of the old bling.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25As long as you're not giving them a bit of the old "Delhi Belly". Ha(!)
0:16:25 > 0:16:25Hey! Everything OK?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Could not be better. With these facilities and this genius,
0:16:28 > 0:16:29what could possibly go wrong?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31The, er... Ahem!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35..pie's the limit.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Now, you still have to try and sell them. Oh, talking of which,
0:16:38 > 0:16:42you did say that you'd maybe see your way to doing me a wee favour?
0:16:42 > 0:16:42Pretty please?
0:16:42 > 0:16:48Right, for one day only. After that, you're doing your own promo. Aw!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Thanks, love. SHE SIGHS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55She'll do anything for me. Correction!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I'll do anything to get away from the smell of that haggis curry.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's making me gag. Aye, love you too, honey bun!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05HE LAUGHS
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Am I sensing a bit of creative tension in the kitchen? Och, no.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11We've been living on top of each other since we got here.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Sometimes a maestro needs his space. Right, well, I'll leave you to it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18No, no, you're welcome to stay. It's just the wife I needed shot of.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21No more calls. No more texts.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30No more calls. No more texts.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34No more letters.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Stay away from my wife. Wife?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39That's some chickens you're counting.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Face it, Lenny.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm in Kelly and Cal's life for the duration.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45And if you want to be too, keep your nose out.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I'd hate to see you have any kind of...unexpected setback
0:17:48 > 0:17:49in your recovery.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Are you threatening me? I dunno. Am I?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Now, if you excuse me, Cal's outside.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59We need to get changed and get to the venue.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00You should've brought the boy in.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Oh, no, I've told him that you're not up to visitors.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Or weddings. On account of you being so sick. And old.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11He understands.
0:18:11 > 0:18:17DOOR CLOSES
0:18:18 > 0:18:20SNORING
0:18:20 > 0:18:26Oi, you! Wake up!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I'm up, Mum. I'm up.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35HE SCREAMS
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Right, out!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39What the actual...? Who do you think you are?!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Someone who doesn't appreciate punters
0:18:41 > 0:18:43using my toilet as a dosshouse!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Now, get out. It's nearly lunchtime.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Any decent person would be at their work.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50For your information, I have the day off!
0:18:50 > 0:18:51I'm going to a wedding.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh, my God!
0:18:53 > 0:18:58I know this isn't what you had in mind, but just try and relax, OK?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh, no, I... I think what you're doing's great.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03So, is this your first time down the aisle?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Aye. Well, I was engaged once,
0:19:06 > 0:19:07but it didn't really work out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11No? No. He couldn't keep it in his pants. Once a guy strays...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Well, that's the end of it, in't it?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I dunno.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Not that I'm one to talk.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20How do you mean?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I had a moment with someone.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Before I got pregnant.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Oh.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29OK.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I don't even know why I'm telling you this.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Look, I'm a hairdresser.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38It's what happens.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Artisan pies - residency at the Tall Ship.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43A pound off your first purchase.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Pie of the week? Pie of the week - Haggis Tikka Masala.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Oh! Sorry!
0:19:52 > 0:19:56It was a one-off, with an old friend.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00When things weren't going good with me and Alex. Does Alex know?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Aye, I told him straight.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I thought he would dump me, but he didnae.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08It's like there's nothing I can do that's bad enough for him to end it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13I wish I hadnae told him about it now, though.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15He's always going to have something on me.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Yeah, I'm sure he's made some mistakes of his own.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oh, he has.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23But he's never been unfaithful to me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27I mean, that's got to be the worst, in't it?
0:20:27 > 0:20:32There's no excuse that makes that better.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Look, Kelly-Marie, I know we don't know each other, but I like you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36There's something you should... DOOR OPENS
0:20:36 > 0:20:40I am so sorry! Where have you been?! It's a long story, but I'm here now!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43You?! Are you here to poach more of my clients?!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Nice try, but I'll take over and sort it out.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Robbie! You're reeking! You need to get up the road and sober up!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52But what about your hair? It's fine. I'm happy with what Angel's doing.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Really?! That's not what we planned...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Well, she was here and you werenae! I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Forget it. And listen, forget that message I left this morning.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Everything's fine between me and Alex now. Is there a problem?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No, not any more. Right, go on, beat it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Oh, here he is!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'd offer you a wee glass, but I think you've had one too many!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11What were you thinking?! I'm here now!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Look, there's still time. Robbie!
0:21:13 > 0:21:14All right, all right, I'm going.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Just...is that fringe meant to be like that?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21ALL: Out!
0:21:21 > 0:21:26Ah! So we meet again? Oh, hiya!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh, listen, can I dump a couple these money-off vouchers with you?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31My husband's trying out new pies at the pub.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35The special is a Haggis Tikka Masala.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39HE GULPS: Excuse me.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43SOFT PIANO PLAYING
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Mind what I told you about this?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47This is what a Scotsman wears in his sock.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51But it's not a toy, so no playing with it? Deal?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Deal. Excellent, right.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56In it goes.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Right, how do we look? Hmm? How's our hair?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Good!
0:22:04 > 0:22:09Aw! Look who's got a Mini-Me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13I thought I'd drop by to wish you well,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16since my invite must've got lost in the post.
0:22:16 > 0:22:16No, you can't be here.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17And yet I am.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You must be Callum.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I've got a dagger in my sock.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Oh? Me and you are going to get on just great!
0:22:26 > 0:22:31Can I help you?
0:22:31 > 0:22:35I'm trying to get hold of your mum. Yeah, well, she's not in.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I saw the curtains twitch. The wee ones aren't in school today.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Well, can you give her a message for me?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Tell her that, if she can't find the rent, I'm going to have to find
0:22:44 > 0:22:47other tenants that can, or the house is going to be repossessed.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51And, er, while you're at it, your wee brother and sister
0:22:51 > 0:22:54shouldn't be home alone, not if they're sick.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57The social would have something to say about that.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You leave my lassie alone!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Harassing a child! Is that how you get your kicks? Get in, you!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I only want my rent! Aye, and the rest.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06If I catch you hanging about this door again,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10I'll call the police and have you put on that register! What?!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Artisan pies in residence at the Tall Ship.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14A pound off your first purchase. Thank you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Paedo!
0:23:16 > 0:23:25Anyway, the pie of the week is Haggis Tikka Masala.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Thanks, I think I'll pass.
0:23:28 > 0:23:35I'm not a paedo.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40I'm a landlord.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Mum, please don't screw this up for us.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47We've finally got an actual proper house with its own front door!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Don't make us move again.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, we're going nowhere. We've got squatters rights!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I don't want to be a squatter! I just want to be a normal person
0:23:54 > 0:23:57who doesn't have to keep the curtains closed all the time!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Maybe you could dip into your savings and help us out a bit!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03This is my baby-sitting money! It's for my future!
0:24:03 > 0:24:03Selfish is as selfish does.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06When are you going to realise that YOU'RE the parent around here?!
0:24:06 > 0:24:13Are we skint again? Aye. Just a bit.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I don't believe it!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20What? The housing have put a payment in.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I thought it'd take ages for the claim to go through?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Well, it's not for here. It's for our old place.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28So, what does that mean? It means they've screwed up.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Happy days are here again!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You don't think they'll figure it out and ask for it back?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Well, they can't if it's spent! It doesn't work like that!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38And if you're going to be spending it on anything, it should be rent.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39That landlord's a thieving git!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42That landlord is a really nice guy who gave us somewhere to live!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Oh, you! Can you not let us kick up our heels up for one tiny minute?!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Is that the last one?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Aye, I left the kitchen sink and the carpets where they were(!)
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Oh, don't be in a mood!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well, how many outfits do you need to chuck somebody?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02I don't know what the weather's going to be like.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06All right, here's a clue - Las Vegas is in the desert!
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Look, I know you don't want me to go,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I just don't see why you have to go all that way!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Aw, because it's the right thing to do!
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Me and Buster have been together for...forever.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20The least I owe him is to finish it properly, face-to-face.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I'm sorry, I'm just stressed oot ma nut.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25About your speech? And the rest!
0:25:25 > 0:25:30What if you take one look at Buster and decide you prefer him to me?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Aye, right! So I'm gonnae choose the joker in the leotard
0:25:34 > 0:25:36over the hot guy in the kilt!
0:25:36 > 0:25:41Hot, eh? Scorchio!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42HE LAUGHS
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I'll, er... see you when you get back.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Have a nice trip. Have a good wedding.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Unlikely.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Why are you here?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Why are you here?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Mother's instinct.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I heard Lenny Murdoch put a bullet in you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02That was seven months ago.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05What happened? Did you miss your bus? Oh?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07So the reports are true?
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Wee Alex McAllister has found his cojones.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Is this going somewhere?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Your Uncle Billy's in solitary for the foreseeable,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18and the family have asked me
0:26:18 > 0:26:21if I would take over the business until he's back in circulation.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23What's this got to do with me?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Well, I need a base, and I've chosen a nightclub.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30A place called Chrome?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'll keep an office there
0:26:32 > 0:26:35and we can run the family cash through the tills
0:26:35 > 0:26:39and it's got a decent cellar we can use for storage, as and when.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42No. Chrome belongs to Kelly-Marie.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45And she belongs to you. Or she will in an hour or so.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48No. Billy has already tried this. Kel won't let it happen again.
0:26:48 > 0:26:53She's on maternity leave. She won't know about it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, and talking of babies, I have been considering some names.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Now, your uncle's feeling a wee bit isolated at the moment,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03so he needs a boost.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I'm thinking "Billy" for the new kiddo.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09It works for a girl as well as a boy.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Oh, new keys.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14They're all there, except for the ones for my office and the safe.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19I'll be keeping those to myself.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Listen...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I might've done a couple of dodgy deals lately,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26but that does not make me part of the family firm.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30I won't have you blighting another generation.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33SHE LAUGHS
0:27:33 > 0:27:35You always did think you were different, didn't you, Alex?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37But you can't escape who you are.
0:27:37 > 0:27:43Now, your baby will have Kennedy blood running through its veins,
0:27:43 > 0:27:45whether you like it or not.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48And you know what that blood feels like.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Every time you lie - Kennedy blood.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Every time you manipulate - Kennedy!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Every time you're up to the hilt with some cheap tart -
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05I'll stop you. You don't know how.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Billy's already used one of Kelly-Marie's kids
0:28:08 > 0:28:12to show Lenny Murdoch who was boss.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16What makes you think
0:28:16 > 0:28:19I'm not prepared to do exactly the very same thing
0:28:19 > 0:28:23with the new runt to prove the very same point to you?
0:28:23 > 0:28:26You're talking about your own grandchild.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Ugh, you know me, Alex - I was never great with children.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Now, did I see someone pouring champagne?
0:28:32 > 0:28:36I don't know about you, but I'm gagging for a drink!
0:28:40 > 0:28:48Oh, Kelly!
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Look at you.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Will I do?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56Oh, come here!
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Right, you lot better get a move on. Aye, aye, there, the car's waiting.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Angel can take a ride with us, eh? Oh, I dunno. Oh, no, please.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08I want you to come. I might need you.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Unless you've got somewhere else you need to be?
0:29:10 > 0:29:15Nope. I'm all yours.
0:29:15 > 0:29:20Oh, erm, a delivery came for you while you were getting changed.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23It's probably a last-minute present from Alex.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27He's a bit over the top sometimes.
0:29:29 > 0:29:34DOOR CLOSES
0:29:34 > 0:29:36..this is it.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Yep.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Oh, no, I need a tissue!
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Here you go.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43It's just the excitement.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Is it?
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Aye, this is a big day for all of us.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49And for your wee family and all.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Finally, a stable home life for wee Cal.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55And listen, you can say what you like about Alex,
0:29:55 > 0:29:58but he loves you and the wee man to death.
0:29:58 > 0:30:04It's best for everyone.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Aye.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Aye, it is.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Right, you better get going.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Erm, do you want me to ride in the car with you and all?
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Cos it's just...
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Seems a wee bit weird, you there on your own.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22No. I'm fine. This is how Alex planned it.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Aye, maybe.
0:30:25 > 0:30:31But that doesn't have to be the way it is.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32It's fine. It's how I want it.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Right, come on, go, beat it.
0:30:35 > 0:30:41Right, I'll see you there. Bye.
0:30:43 > 0:30:53It's best for everyone...
0:30:54 > 0:30:58It's best for everyone.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Double vodka shot, please. No, make it a triple.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Hair of the dog.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34Hey, Robbie. What would you say about Alex McAllister?
0:31:34 > 0:31:42His brother's in the jail for rape?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44HE SIGHS
0:32:10 > 0:32:13SHE SIGHS
0:32:24 > 0:32:27We can't get married.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35I can't believe how classy this place is.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Oh, here we go. Wedding crashers.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39You always get them at posh dos like this.
0:32:39 > 0:32:45Excuse me, hen, this is a private function.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Says who?
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Says me, Scarlett Mullen. Mother of the bride.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Martina Kennedy. Mother of the groom.
0:32:54 > 0:33:00Alex's ma? He says you weren't coming.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Wee tip, Scarlett,
0:33:02 > 0:33:04never believe a word that comes out of my son's mouth.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12My family...
0:33:12 > 0:33:17they're like the worst kind of cancer.
0:33:17 > 0:33:24You think you've cut it out but it's still there, growing, taking over.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27And it doesn't matter that I try and keep on the straight and narrow.
0:33:27 > 0:33:32It's in me. It's the bit of me...
0:33:35 > 0:33:37..that persuaded you to keep the baby
0:33:37 > 0:33:41even though I know you didn't want to.
0:33:41 > 0:33:47It's the bit of me that forced you into this wedding.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48I want to get married.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51No, you don't.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54I trapped you.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57You're only going along with it, because you think, if you don't
0:33:57 > 0:34:04have my protection, you'll end up in jail for what went on in the club.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05When I first met you,
0:34:05 > 0:34:09I knew you were the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
0:34:09 > 0:34:16What we had was so good and right...
0:34:17 > 0:34:21..and so easy.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22I know.
0:34:22 > 0:34:28And then I blew it.
0:34:28 > 0:34:34I opened up the door to my family and...
0:34:34 > 0:34:38all the crap came in with them.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40And then the way you looked at me changed.
0:34:40 > 0:34:47I could see it in your eyes.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50I disgusted you.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54But I didn't care because...
0:34:54 > 0:34:59I couldn't let you go.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01But now I am.
0:35:01 > 0:35:07Now I am letting you go.
0:35:07 > 0:35:14Because I don't want to be this guy.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18The next time I get married...
0:35:18 > 0:35:23I want it to be to someone who wants to be with me.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Why are you saying this?
0:35:24 > 0:35:28What's changed?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32I saw my mum this morning.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36She held up a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39I thought you said she wasn't coming.
0:35:39 > 0:35:44I won't let her into my life. Our lives.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48You think Billy's bad?
0:35:48 > 0:35:51He's nothing compared to his sister.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55He sent flowers.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57White lilies.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Welcoming me to the family.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Sorry.
0:36:02 > 0:36:08I'm sorry for all of it.
0:36:08 > 0:36:18I'm going to go to the venue and tell everyone the wedding's off.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Then...
0:36:21 > 0:36:24I'll probably go away for a bit.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27You and Cal can stay in the flat. It's yours.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30I'll support the baby, but...
0:36:30 > 0:36:36it's probably best if I'm not around the kids too much.
0:36:36 > 0:36:42I don't want what I am rubbing off on them.
0:36:42 > 0:36:48If I could do it differently, I would.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52You're still the best thing that's ever happened to me.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56I'm sorry.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07I'm sorry.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Stay away from me.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38I need to apologise. I wasn't thinking straight earlier.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Or on the hen night.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42What I did was so disrespectful to you and to Kelly-Marie,
0:37:42 > 0:37:45and I'm sorry.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48OK, thanks. I think.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Bob. Sorry I've been giving you the run-around.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Aye, well, this is all I've got.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59It's rubbish, but it's going to have to do.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Whoa, what are you doing?! I've no' learned that!
0:38:02 > 0:38:04You're not going to need it. The wedding's off.
0:38:04 > 0:38:05You're not getting married?
0:38:05 > 0:38:08What's happened? Where's Kelly?
0:38:08 > 0:38:09Is she all right?
0:38:09 > 0:38:13She's better than she's been in a long time. Trust me.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14Hang on.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18So, does this mean that I don't need to do a speech?
0:38:18 > 0:38:19Just keep it under your hat
0:38:19 > 0:38:23until I get the chance to make the official announcement, all right?
0:38:23 > 0:38:25No bother, mate.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Yes!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Good call.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Sorry, I just need some time to think the now.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Yeah, I know, I know.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43Well, you know where I am.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45If you feel you have to get away for a wee while,
0:38:45 > 0:38:47I can make some arrangements.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Thanks.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53You know, there's only one reason to marry somebody like McAllister
0:38:53 > 0:38:57and 100 good reasons not to.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Starting with that family of his.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Believe me, you don't want to be part of that set-up.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06What, you'd rather I was part of yours?
0:39:06 > 0:39:11You already are.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15What's the one reason to marry him? What's that?
0:39:15 > 0:39:17You said there was one good reason to marry him.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21If you don't know, it doesn't apply.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39You only get into my life if you get into Chrome,
0:39:39 > 0:39:42and you don't get into Chrome unless I'm with Kelly-Marie.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45So I've dumped her.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46I don't believe you.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48You might have found those cojones,
0:39:48 > 0:39:52but you've not learnt to use them yet.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55I'd rather have no family at all than see you
0:39:55 > 0:39:57get your hands on another kid of mine.
0:39:57 > 0:40:02If you'll excuse me, I've got an announcement to make.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07(Hi. Erm, I know it's going to be very awkward, but, erm,
0:40:07 > 0:40:09(there's no' going to be a wedding.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11(I'm going to have to call everything off, sorry.)
0:40:11 > 0:40:13What's happening? Bob said there's a problem.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17I'm sorry, Jimmy, but the wedding's off.
0:40:17 > 0:40:22What? Well, nobody seems to have told the bride!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31What are you doing here? I said I'd deal with this.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33And I said I'd marry you. And I meant it.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34No. You don't love me.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36You're right.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37I didn't want to marry you,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40because I thought the man I fell in love with was gone.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41But he's not.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44I saw him in that car.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45And I still love him.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48I love you.
0:40:48 > 0:40:49But my family...
0:40:49 > 0:40:53You, me, Callum and the baby
0:40:53 > 0:40:56is all the family that matters now. Your words, not mine.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57It's not that simple.
0:40:57 > 0:41:02It is, Alex. It is.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Feel that?
0:41:05 > 0:41:07That baby's not a Kennedy or a Murdoch.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10That's a McAllister.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14A brand-new life that will become what we make it - me and you.
0:41:14 > 0:41:20We went wrong when we let other folk control us.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Well, that stops now, cos from now on, it's just us.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25Me, you and the kids building our own future,
0:41:25 > 0:41:29and, see everyone else? They can get to hell.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31So, what do you say?
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Are we going to do this or what?
0:41:33 > 0:41:37If you think it can work. I know it can.
0:41:37 > 0:41:45OK.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48I've got just one tiny condition...
0:42:13 > 0:42:18# When the rain is blowing in your face
0:42:18 > 0:42:25# And the whole world is on your case
0:42:25 > 0:42:31# I could offer you a warm embrace
0:42:31 > 0:42:37# To make you feel my love
0:42:37 > 0:42:43# When the evening shadows and the stars appear
0:42:43 > 0:42:49# And there is no-one there to dry your tears. #
0:42:56 > 0:43:06Your rent.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11?700 exactly.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13And before you start, stamps are legal tender.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Actually, they're not. Are.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Not. ARE.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Look, it doesn't matter. I'm just grateful that you found the cash.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24I'm skint myself and I don't have any backup funds
0:43:24 > 0:43:26to pay the mortgage. Hold on while I dry my eyes.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29I'm sorry if I was hard on you before.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32And for not being clear about the deposit.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Apology accepted.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35So...?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37What?
0:43:37 > 0:43:40This is the part where you apologise for calling me a paedo.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Don't push it.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44See you next month.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47No' if I see you first.
0:43:53 > 0:43:54Can I get a bit of service here?
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Aye, all right. Eileen's showing face at the wedding.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Fill her up.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Can I interest you in something to eat with that?
0:44:02 > 0:44:04As the artisan pie maker in residence this week,
0:44:04 > 0:44:06I can recommend the curry pie.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10All the more for me, then.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13So, did you not get an invite to the do, then?
0:44:13 > 0:44:13Wedding's cancelled.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15The wedding? Since when?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Since the bride seen sense.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20So how come I saw her going past in a big fancy wedding car?
0:44:20 > 0:44:21What? When?
0:44:21 > 0:44:29Passed right outside about 20 minutes ago.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32All the more for me, then.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37I, Alexander William McAllister...
0:44:37 > 0:44:45take you, Kelly-Marie Catherine Adams, as my wedded wife,
0:44:45 > 0:44:52to love and to cherish, with patience and fidelity...
0:44:52 > 0:44:58as long as we both shall live.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01I, Kelly-Marie Catherine Adams,
0:45:01 > 0:45:07take you, Alexander William McAllister,
0:45:07 > 0:45:09as my wedded husband,
0:45:09 > 0:45:14to cherish, honour and obey all the days of my life.
0:45:14 > 0:45:19"Obey"? He's even written the vows for her.
0:45:19 > 0:45:24Thank you.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27As this ring surrounds your finger...
0:45:27 > 0:45:31so my love surrounds you.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34Wear it...
0:45:34 > 0:45:39and know that my love for you is eternal.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Take this ring as my gift to you.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Wear it and think of me,
0:45:52 > 0:45:57and know that I love you.
0:46:11 > 0:46:16APPLAUSE
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Aw, look at them!
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Isn't it lovely?
0:46:20 > 0:46:24MUSIC: Ave Maria
0:46:25 > 0:46:27What can you say about Alex McAllister?
0:46:27 > 0:46:28First thing that comes into your heid.
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Oh, well, words that wouldnae be allowed in a nice place like this.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Now, look, you two - you'd better get up there, sign the register.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37WOMAN SINGS Oh, a singer and all!
0:46:37 > 0:46:41# Ave
0:46:41 > 0:46:47# Maria... #
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Would you mind if I did this? I am his mother.
0:46:52 > 0:46:58Fire in. You can do the speech and all, if you want.
0:46:58 > 0:47:04# Dominus tecum
0:47:04 > 0:47:11# Benedicta... #
0:47:11 > 0:47:17Congratulations, son. I am so proud.
0:47:17 > 0:47:25# ..in mulieribus
0:47:25 > 0:47:32# Et benedictus... #
0:47:32 > 0:47:36GLASS CLINKS
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Speeches! Speeches!
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Pray silence for the best man!
0:47:41 > 0:47:45THEY CHEER AND CLAP
0:47:45 > 0:47:50Ahh.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52So...
0:47:52 > 0:47:54What can you say about Alex McAllister?
0:47:55 > 0:47:58What CAN you say about Alex McAllister?
0:47:58 > 0:48:00NERVOUS CHUCKLE
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Ahem... Here's the thing -
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I did actually have a speech, but, er, Alex ripped it up,
0:48:05 > 0:48:07because for a minute there, we thought the wedding
0:48:07 > 0:48:09wasn't going to go ahead! GUESTS MURMUR
0:48:09 > 0:48:14It's a joke!
0:48:14 > 0:48:17So, er, I got some quotes about marriage off the internet.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20No' too many, because the phone reception in this place is rubbish.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23NERVOUS CHUCKLE
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Here we go...
0:48:25 > 0:48:27"When you look for the right person,
0:48:27 > 0:48:29"you always end up with the wrong one."
0:48:29 > 0:48:35Actually, no... That's not right...
0:48:35 > 0:48:37because Kelly's been looking for the right person
0:48:37 > 0:48:40for years, and she found Alex. So, er...
0:48:40 > 0:48:42make of that what you will.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44GUESTS MURMUR
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Joke!
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Look, to be honest,
0:48:49 > 0:48:51I'm probably not the best person to be talking about marriage.
0:48:51 > 0:48:52I'm divorced.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55Oh, but it's all right - I mean, I've met somebody else.
0:48:55 > 0:48:57She's no' here the day, though.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59She's away to Las Vegas to dump her boyfriend
0:48:59 > 0:49:01and see Britney Spears in concert.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03It's a joke!
0:49:03 > 0:49:05No, that's not a joke.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07That's no' a joke at all... Right, thanks, Bob.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09I'll take it frae here.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Er, what Bob was trying to say
0:49:11 > 0:49:16is that today is a fresh start for me and Alex.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17You know, this morning,
0:49:17 > 0:49:21Alex gave me a wedding present.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24So now, I'd like to give him a present.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Well, actually, it's from me AND Callum.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29Cal, could you come here?
0:49:29 > 0:49:33We've decided we'd like you to officially adopt Callum as your son.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34ALL: Aww!
0:49:34 > 0:49:35Seriously?
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Callum wants you to be his dad, and I do too.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41So, we're all going to be McAllisters.
0:49:41 > 0:49:46APPLAUSE
0:49:57 > 0:49:58Hiya.
0:49:58 > 0:49:59Hey!
0:49:59 > 0:50:01How was the wedding?
0:50:01 > 0:50:03Surprisingly classy.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06I'm beginning to regret saying I'd only stay for the ceremony now.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09And the wine list was definitely not drawn up at the One Stop Shop.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12Well, I'm slumming it from your wine cellar.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Fancy joining me?
0:50:14 > 0:50:18Yeah, don't mind if I do, actually. Thanks.
0:50:18 > 0:50:23So, the Haggis Tikka Masala pies are going down a storm.
0:50:23 > 0:50:24Shows you what I know!
0:50:24 > 0:50:29I'm sensing this whole pie thing isn't doing it for you?
0:50:29 > 0:50:32You know, it's good to see AJ so fired up about something.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36It's important, isn't it, to have a focus in life?
0:50:36 > 0:50:37Mm.
0:50:37 > 0:50:38So, what's your focus?
0:50:38 > 0:50:43LAUGHS: Apart from leafleting for my husband?
0:50:43 > 0:50:47Well, for years, it was all about my son and my studies.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50Now I'm not so sure.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52So, what about work?
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Just a bit of locuming here and there - it's hardly all-consuming.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Well, you know they're looking for somebody at the surgery here?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Yeah, but the whole point of this lifestyle change
0:51:00 > 0:51:02was so that we could spend more time together.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05Yeah, AJ was saying that.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08We were just talking earlier when you were out with the leaflets.
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I bet you were.
0:51:10 > 0:51:11Annie, I'm not sure...
0:51:11 > 0:51:16No, don't worry. I know what he's like.
0:51:16 > 0:51:17I'm sure he's told you the reason
0:51:17 > 0:51:19that we need to spend more time together
0:51:19 > 0:51:22is so we can get over his affair.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24It's fine.
0:51:24 > 0:51:25I'm not worried about being discreet.
0:51:25 > 0:51:30After all, AJ wasn't, was he?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32I'm so sorry.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35Me too.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Worst bit?
0:51:37 > 0:51:42It wasn't just sex.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46He fell in love with her.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48When you're with someone for 20 years,
0:51:48 > 0:51:50and you think you're the love of their life,
0:51:50 > 0:51:53then it turns out that...
0:51:53 > 0:51:56you're not.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Annie, I've seen the way AJ looks at you -
0:51:59 > 0:52:01he clearly adores you.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04You think? Mm.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07I mean, it's years since I knew him, but he...
0:52:07 > 0:52:11he's definitely content.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14See when we were together, he was always looking for the next thing.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16You were with AJ?
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Yeah.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20Did he not tell you?
0:52:20 > 0:52:22SHE LAUGHS
0:52:22 > 0:52:24No.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27No, he didn't.
0:52:27 > 0:52:31MUSIC: Celebration by Kool The Gang
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Well...
0:52:33 > 0:52:37That little plan backfired, eh? What's your next move?
0:52:37 > 0:52:41To live a happy life - without you in it.
0:52:41 > 0:52:41Everything OK here?
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Oh, Kelly-Marie - we haven't met.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46I'm your mother-in-law.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Yeah - nice to meet you.
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Oh, and you.
0:52:49 > 0:52:52I can't wait for us to get to know each other.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Er, Alex, the photographer's wanting a couple more pictures of us.
0:52:55 > 0:52:56Aye, OK.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00Ooh! You've got him well trained already.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Sorry?
0:53:02 > 0:53:05You're feisty. I like that.
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Mind you, his first wife was like that, too.
0:53:08 > 0:53:12Well, in the beginning.
0:53:12 > 0:53:13If you'll excuse me.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Oh, she'll be a tough one to get onside -
0:53:21 > 0:53:24even for Martina McAllister.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25I use my maiden name now.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29Who cares?
0:53:29 > 0:53:32So, long time no see.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35I heard you had a spot of car trouble.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36Don't you worry about me, darlin'.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38I'm fine.
0:53:38 > 0:53:42In fact, I hear it's your brother that's out of circulation.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Least he's got family to turn to.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47An heir to his empire...
0:53:47 > 0:53:50and a couple of spares, thanks to Kelly-Marie.
0:53:50 > 0:53:55Remind me what happened to your kids, hm?
0:53:55 > 0:53:58One dead, one in jail...
0:53:58 > 0:54:00one away with the fairies.
0:54:00 > 0:54:05I'm glad you've been paying attention.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Seriously, though, I feel for you.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11Cal was all you had - and now he's one of mine.
0:54:11 > 0:54:15You're the end of the line, Lenny.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18The last dinosaur.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Waiting for extinction.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36The lilies were a nice touch.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39Only, Uncle Billy would never have sent white ones.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40They would have been black.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Yeah. He's tacky like that.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44Me and Kelly-Marie are making a fresh start.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47Maybe me and you should do the same.
0:54:47 > 0:54:52If you're looking for somebody to protect you from your mammy,
0:54:52 > 0:54:56you've got the wrong guy.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59That's the taxi arrived.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Right, it's time to throw the bouquet, everybody! Ready?
0:55:01 > 0:55:05One, two, three - whoo!
0:55:05 > 0:55:09LAUGHTER
0:55:09 > 0:55:14Oh, there's hope for him yet!
0:55:14 > 0:55:19Here, darlin', good luck - have a great time!
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Look after yourself, eh?
0:55:22 > 0:55:23Don't you worry about Chrome.
0:55:23 > 0:55:27I'll look after it while you're gone.
0:55:27 > 0:55:33GUESTS CHEER AND CLAP
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Is that why we moved here? Because of her?
0:55:43 > 0:55:46Who? Eileen.
0:55:46 > 0:55:47Your first love.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50Is that what she said, that I was her first?
0:55:50 > 0:55:52No, but your face just confirmed it.
0:55:52 > 0:55:53We were kids.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56We could have moved anywhere - but we moved here.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59I wanted to come home.
0:55:59 > 0:56:00Oh, I need to get a job.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02You've got one. With me.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04A proper job. Something for me, not you.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07Fine. Whatever you want.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10I'll start looking in the morning.
0:56:10 > 0:56:15I'll see you in the flat.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Annie?
0:56:18 > 0:56:20You do believe me, don't you,
0:56:20 > 0:56:22that we didn't come back here because of Eileen?
0:56:22 > 0:56:25Because, see if you don't, there isn't any point.
0:56:25 > 0:56:29I believe you.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Er, why's the fridge full of pies?
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Well, I had to cash in my vouchers at the pub,
0:56:39 > 0:56:42so, once I'd paid the rent, there was no food money left.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Feels good, though, doesn't it? Doing the right thing.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46You're as smug as Ellie!
0:56:46 > 0:56:48I'm not smug, I'm-I'm proud. There's a difference.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Aye, well, whatever.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52TV BLARES
0:56:52 > 0:56:56That money we got from housing - it wasn't enough to cover the rent?
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Where did you get the extra cash? Oh, you know...
0:56:58 > 0:57:00here and there.
0:57:00 > 0:57:01Love you, Mum.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Love you too, babes.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22I've got a car.
0:57:22 > 0:57:24Do you want a lift...
0:57:24 > 0:57:27or are you waiting for an ambulance?
0:57:31 > 0:57:34You know the code - you don't steal customers from another hairdresser.
0:57:34 > 0:57:37It's not my fault the men in your life don't stick around.
0:57:37 > 0:57:40Who could blame them? Well, we all know why your dad went.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42I can't just appoint my stepmother as manager -
0:57:42 > 0:57:43we'll be interviewing candidates next week.
0:57:43 > 0:57:43Interviewing?
0:57:43 > 0:57:45Don't worry, you'll get it back.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47What about Liz?
0:57:47 > 0:57:49She's in the back of my van, you idiot!
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Well, why are you even here? It's not Christmas or Fathers Day. Mum!
0:57:52 > 0:57:53She died because of you!
0:57:53 > 0:57:55Back off, son. I'm no' scared of you.
0:57:55 > 0:57:59Everybody else round here might be, but I'm no'.