0:00:21 > 0:00:25I'd put money on the fact that your MS is relapsing, so let me help you.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26All I need from you is my drugs.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Not without an appointment.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30From now on, it's just us.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Me, you and the kids building our own future.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And see everyone else? They can get to hell.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35- I'm not coming. - Are you kidding me?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We're a team, me and Mum. And these two.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41You come near me again, I'm going to put you in the ground.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Why don't you just disappear and leave us in peace
0:00:43 > 0:00:45so nobody else can get caught in the crossfire?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm going nowhere.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13HE GROANS
0:01:17 > 0:01:19DISTANT EXPLOSION
0:01:19 > 0:01:20HE GROANS
0:01:21 > 0:01:23DISTANT EXPLOSION
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I think we've found the problem.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31What?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Did you no' hear that exhaust blow?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- I'm no' much use to you, am I? - Course you are, mate.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Just took me three goes to turn the kettle on.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Come on, you, get up!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Happy birthday, big brother!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- What time is it? - It's birthday time!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You might as well surrender, she's not going to stop.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Right, pancakes for breakfast.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Big fat American ones like big fat Americans eat.- Cool.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Don't worry, Jenny's making them.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Aye, cos Jenny does everything, doesn't she?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Let's leave you to get dressed, come on.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Are not we doing the birthday conga down the stairs?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- No! - See that, Rube? 15.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Practically a man now, no fun allowed. Come here, you!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Get off!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- BOTH:- # Conga, conga, conga! #
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You don't need to start cooking.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I know you're only back from your dad's cos I couldnae cope.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27I chose to come back just like I'm choosing to make you breakfast.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Come on down, OK?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44It doesn't fit in the hall.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47The bedroom, behind the door.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, we can always move it ourselves when you get here.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm not a complete idiot, you know.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Look, wherever the bookcase goes,
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I've got a really good feeling about this place.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I think we could be happy here.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Yeah, well, you do that. I'll see you later, OK?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Yeah, bye.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hello.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24How you doing?
0:03:24 > 0:03:31Sorry, stupid question...from a guy holding two stupid cushions.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34It's OK.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40No, I mean, it's good that her flat gets to be a home again.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42New people.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Do you want to come in for a minute? I think the kettle's arrived.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47In there?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49No. No, I'm gonna...
0:03:49 > 0:03:50GLASS SHATTERING
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Just give me a sec, I...
0:04:10 > 0:04:11DOOR OPENS
0:04:14 > 0:04:16FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Is it no' a bit early in the day for that?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Duly noted.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Getting paralytic before dinner time is no' going to help.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Help what?
0:04:31 > 0:04:36Ach, you cannae talk to some folk.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Can I come in?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I don't know, have you got your wife's permission?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Well, I've got to earn a living and you'll have to get a new driver.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54One of the night guys was over the limit so he's losing his licence.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57There's people on file.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Second drawer.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh, aye, there's a couple here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, ring them.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I'm not your dogsbody.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Hey, I'm no' having anybody walking about this place
0:05:22 > 0:05:25like it's leaving a bad taste in their mouth, least of all you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Me?- Come on, Jimmy, we moved in the same circles.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Aye, well, there's bits in my past I'm no' proud of.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, that's big of you.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Listen, there's a girl lying dead in the ground
0:05:37 > 0:05:40that wouldn't have harmed a soul.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And that could've been Madonna or Cal. As you well know.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48That's why you're getting fired into that whisky.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51PHONE RINGS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm away to pick up a fare.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58RINGING STOPS
0:06:02 > 0:06:04So if you could come in at your earliest convenience
0:06:04 > 0:06:06to discuss these results.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Actually, forget about convenience.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Mr Murdoch, you need to come in and see me. Today.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- KNOCKING AT DOOR - Yes?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16She said that you might have five minutes.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- More like two. How's the move going? - Mostly fine.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20- Mostly?- Yeah, well, you know that
0:06:20 > 0:06:23unique vintage mirror that sits on the dressing table?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Yes...?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah, you're going to need a new one of those.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31Terrific(!) Lucky we're not superstitious, eh?
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Right?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58That a wee sample you've brought there, hen?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I have nothing to say to you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Stool, is it?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, Mr Murdoch.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Good, come on in.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14A delight, as always.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20You're looking remarkably cheery.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Yeah, well, you've gotta take life's little pleasures when you can, eh?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29You know doctors have this thing
0:07:29 > 0:07:32where we don't really believe our patients?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Is that right? - Uh-huh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You know, like, when we ask you how many units of alcohol
0:07:36 > 0:07:41you chuck down your neck, we usually double the amount you admit to.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42At least double.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Makes sense.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46That's not going to work with you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Your MS medication.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52From what I can see, you've been taking it sporadically, if at all.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I take what I need to take when I need to take it.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59These tests show that your condition's worsened.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Give me your hands.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- What, on our first date? - Ah, humour.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15How long has it been like that?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Comes and goes.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19These results aren't good.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23The consultant's recommended higher doses, a whole new regime.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27They call it a regime cos it's like living under a dictatorship.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29But with the explosion and the added stresses...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'll get over it.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Actually, no, you won't.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Unless we do something about this,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40you're looking at a period of rapid decline.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I can deal with a dodgy hand.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Can you deal with a wheelchair?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Lovely, these, eh? - Uh-huh.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- There's enough mix left for another one?- Nah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Make the most of it, she's no' gonna wait on you hand and foot tomorrow.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I don't want her waiting on me. I don't.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59It's all right, really.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Gonna stop walking on eggshells? She's home now.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05We're way more fun than her da' anyway.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Was my da' fun?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09What?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Don't look so surprised. It's my birthday, I always ask about him.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I thought you might have grown out of that.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's a family tradition, me asking, you lying.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Do we have to do this?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Who's my da'? What happened to him?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Where is he now? Nothing, naw?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I suppose that's better than the time
0:09:27 > 0:09:29you said he was a professional footballer.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31That got a few laughs in school, right enough.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Come on then, what is he this year? An astronaut?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- She's not gonna tell, she never does. - I'm 15.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41I'm too old for stories and I don't want any more lies.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42I want to know the truth.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm sorry, Drew.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I don't know why I bother. I know what you're like.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Oh, can we just stop this now? Please.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56You're right, I shouldnae waste my breath on her.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Aren't you supposed to be going out this morning?- Aye.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Football. Suddenly I don't fancy it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08We'll do the presents later, I guess.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Hello, stranger.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Mind if I join you? - Free country.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I'm no' feeling very chatty, though. - Shame.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55We've had some interesting conversations in the past, I recall.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Interesting?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I still have nightmares about them.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01That was a long time ago.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And have you changed?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Have you?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I've heard your game's even more disreputable than mine.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15The Church has had some issues to confront, I'll grant you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Aye, just the one or two.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21We're trying to face up to that as an institution and as individuals.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Be sure your sins will find you out, eh?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I expect you know that better than anyone.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32You know, when you came to see me, when you made your confession,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35you were a man in turmoil.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Yeah, well, that was then.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Are you trying to tell me you're at peace now?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Have you not been listening?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I'm no' trying to tell you anything at all.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- EILEEN:- Everything OK, Father?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'll be right with you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Come to church, Lenny. It'll do you good.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57You won't get struck by lightning on the steps or anything.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Can I have that in writing, Father?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00FATHER MULVANEY CHUCKLES
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sorry. You'll have to have faith.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I didn't mean to interrupt, I'm just surprised to see you talking to...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- him. - HE SIGHS
0:12:13 > 0:12:14I wouldn't be much of a priest
0:12:14 > 0:12:18if I didn't seek out the company of sinners, Eileen.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Shall we get going?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Oh, no, not another of Eileen's ads.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I thought we'd dealt with all of them.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39You know, we should form a united front.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41How?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Eileen's making us jump through hoops, interviews and whatnot.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47You're no' wrong there.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51No, we should just tell her that we've had enough.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54That she can pick one of us and that'll be that.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59Oh, aye, aye, and the pair of you being practically related
0:12:59 > 0:13:03will no' have a bearing on it.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Well, if you're going to be paranoid.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10No, no, it's fine, it's fine. United front.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You happy to be back?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Next time I get married, I'm going on honeymoon for six weeks.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Lucky guy.- Mm-hm.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27And they said it wouldnae last.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Hi, wee man.- Hi, Grandpa.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Yeah, we definitely should've stayed away longer.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Aye, well, long enough hopefully to come to your senses
0:13:37 > 0:13:39over this adoption nonsense.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Callum, why don't you go up and see your gran? On you go.- OK.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Have you lost your mind?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50We're a family already.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'm raising him already.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I stood up on my wedding day
0:13:55 > 0:13:57and told the world I was adopting him.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Well, lots of folk say things they don't mean on their wedding day,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03otherwise there'd be no such thing as divorce.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05HE CHUCKLES
0:14:05 > 0:14:07It's almost sad, isn't it?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Lonely guy, not as young as he once was,
0:14:12 > 0:14:13fixated on a wee boy
0:14:13 > 0:14:17because of some old-fashioned idea of a bloodline,
0:14:17 > 0:14:19a dynasty.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'm just trying to do what's right by my grandson.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Well, it's not your decision. - No. It's yours.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27If you think you can rely on this one to still be around in ten years,
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- or 20. - I'm not going anywhere.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I bet he said that to his first wife.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- A posh lassie, wasn't she? - What's that got to do with it?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Aye, bring yourself a wee bit more down to earth, you know?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Wind her up or annoy your mammy.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Nae offence, darlin'. - Aw, none taken(!)
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- I've had enough of this. - So have I.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Look, I only came over to see if there was any chance
0:14:46 > 0:14:49that I could take the wee man out for a bit of a wander.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Dream on. - No, Alex, it's fine.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Callum loves you and nothing's gonna change that.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Did he not even text you?
0:15:04 > 0:15:09No, he never showed up and his phone's off.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Is there something going on?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Something and nothing.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14It's his birthday and he's thrown a moody.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- He's hardly left his room all day. - Right.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You're no more than a kid yourself,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21but you must remember what it was like.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Hormones, girls, thinking the world's against you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Aye, do you know what? I do remember.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well then, there's nothing to worry about.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Do you mind if I jump up and say hello?- Now?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Aye. - I'd leave him in peace.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I could make him a cup of tea and see if I can coax him out?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Good luck with that.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I think if I tried, he'd chuck it in my face.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm sure I'll be able to duck out the road if that's on the cards.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44OK, come and stick the kettle on.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Yes, Lenny? - Two banana pieces to go.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Banana pieces?- Aye.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And none of your paninis, OK? Make sure it's the white bread.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- All right.- Oh, and a couple of cream soda floats as well, eh?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I'm gonna have to introduce an All Our Yesterdays menu.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- I'm just trying to get served here and go.- All right, fine by me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Listen, wee man, why don't you go to the toilet while we're here, eh?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah. Come on, son.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Excuse me.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Can I have a large Americano with an extra shot to take away, please?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16She's busy.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19No, no. That's fine, Inspector.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Thanks.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I could do with a boost. It's been a long day already.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30You know, I wish you'd reconsider, be a bit more helpful.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I've said all I'm going to say.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I know, but unless you narrow things down a bit for us,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm just going to have to make a list of folk who wish you were dead
0:16:37 > 0:16:39and that's gonna take up a lot of time and effort.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Is this how you treat all your victims of crime?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I'm making a special exception in your case.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Borderline harassment.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48If it's only borderline, I must be doing it wrong.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49There you go.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Off on a picnic, are we?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Nice deductive powers there, Sherlock.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56As it happens, I'm taking my grandson out.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57You got a problem with that?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00No, no, just don't go too far.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01LENNY CHUCKLES
0:17:01 > 0:17:03We'll send him a postcard, eh?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05"Wish you were here."
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'll do the talking.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You most certainly will not.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Ladies, I think you know Father Mulvaney?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Good afternoon.- Father.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Well, I'm not Catholic myself
0:17:18 > 0:17:23but I do enjoy a mass, all that ceremony.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Aye, we know how to put on a show, all right.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27We're just waiting for one more candidate
0:17:27 > 0:17:29so as soon as they get here...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Oh, the wait's over, here he is.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Sorry, am I late?- Not at all.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36If you just give us a minute, we're setting up in the pool room.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Setting up?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Nothing too elaborate, don't worry.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43It's just a space where we can conduct the competency assessments.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Father?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46What are you doing here?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Michael asked me.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Who on earth is Michael?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Sorry, Father Mulvaney. We go way back
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and he's well aware of my background in retail, of course.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Are you after this job?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I think it's more a question of making up the numbers.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Can I get you ladies a wee tipple?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Yes, you can.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Nothing for me.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Worried you might mess up your "competency assessment"?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Whatever that is.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12There we are.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Do you know what this is? - No.- No?
0:18:15 > 0:18:19They've been here years and years. They're called doocots.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22This is where men used to keep their pigeons.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24They would look after them, they would feed them.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Sometimes they would take them very far away and let them go,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31but they always made it back here,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33because they knew this was their home.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Clever, eh?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Alex says they're rats with wings.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Does he now?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Come on, let's go have an adventure.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Come on, Grandpa, come on. - I'm coming.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54HE GROANS
0:19:02 > 0:19:03KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:07 > 0:19:08That's the wrong ball.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18See when Pele was young and living in Brazil,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20he was that skint he used to use orange peels to train with,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22so you might be on to something.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I just didn't feel like playing today.
0:19:24 > 0:19:30That's the best time to go - seeing folk, getting out of your own head.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm thinking of just jacking it in altogether.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35That's no' happening.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37What are you gonna do? Drag me along?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39If needs be, aye.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Look, I've got a wee bit of time if you fancy a kickabout?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Nah.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's all right, I won't make you do sprints cos it's your birthday.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51What? Am I not allowed to talk about it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Like you're a woman turning 40?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- I hate it.- How?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It's all right, you don't need to talk about it if you don't want to.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Every year...
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Every year, I ask my maw about my da'
0:20:06 > 0:20:08but she'll no' tell me.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Anything.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Was he no' about when you were wee?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15As far as I know, he's never even laid eyes on me.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18What are you missing anyway?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Two dinners at Christmas and a couple of trips to the zoo?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22It'd be better than nothing.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Maybe.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Why are you on my maw's side?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- I'm not. - Aye, well, it sounds like it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Maybe your ma thinks she's protecting you.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Is that what it is? Think he's a total scumbag?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- I didnae say that. - Well, that's what it sounds like.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Listen, going to just leave me in peace?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You've done the whole inspirational coach thing, you can go now.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Look, I'll maybe look in on you tomorrow.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'll be here.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02It's no' like I've anywhere else to go, have I?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Is that sandwich good?- Mmm.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Although Stella forgot to put sugar on the banana.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Alex says sugar's bad for you.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh, does he? Alex is full of...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15opinions, isn't he?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You know my grandad, Old Tam Murdoch?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23He used to bring me here and he lived to 88,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26pieces and banana and all.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29He was some man. And he used to take me fishing.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32We used to walk for miles and miles.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36We didnae care if it was rich people's land or whatever.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39The amount of times we'd get chased by some fat gamekeeper -
0:21:39 > 0:21:42we'd laugh in his face and leave him standing.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Will you take me fishing? - Course I will, pal.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Listen, there is absolutely nothing better than eating a fish
0:21:49 > 0:21:51that you've landed yourself.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Will you buy me a fishing rod?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Aye, look, come here, come here.
0:21:59 > 0:22:05Listen, I think it's great that you and your mum's got that nice house.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's good you've got all your toys and your computers
0:22:08 > 0:22:09and you're no' going to bed hungry
0:22:09 > 0:22:13but let me tell you, me and auld Tam,
0:22:13 > 0:22:19we used to catch a fish just using a stick, a bit of line and a hook.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You know, one time, in here,
0:22:22 > 0:22:27we brought in a wee injured pigeon, and we fixed its wing
0:22:27 > 0:22:29and watched it fly away.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I wouldnae swap they days with my granda
0:22:34 > 0:22:36for all the money in the world.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44We're ready for you. Who's first?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52That would be me, Your Eminence.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02So, charity shop clientele are quite wide-ranging nowadays.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I know, hen.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Would you feel comfortable working with a cross section of customers?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Me? I rub along well wi' anybody.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Can you give us an example of how you would cater your approach
0:23:12 > 0:23:14depending on who walked through the door?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Well, with the skint ones, I'd watch them like a hawk.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22I mean, I know every light-fingered trick in the book, believe me.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23(Yeah, bet you do.)
0:23:23 > 0:23:26And with the airs-and-graces one,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I'd just jack the prices up good and proper.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well, there are rules...
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Look, if I manage to wring a couple of quid
0:23:34 > 0:23:38out of some stuck-up lassie after a bargain, what's the harm?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41The poor souls that we're trying to help will no' be complaining.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, Trading Standards might have something to say about it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47CHUCKLING: I could run rings round that lot.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Right, moving on.
0:23:50 > 0:23:56So I think you would agree, madam, that this is a beautiful item,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59which would bring warmth to any home.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04SHE GASPS
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Tiny wee hairline crack on the lid there
0:24:07 > 0:24:10so you'd need to be careful when you're washing up.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13The next thing that could happen, it could come apart
0:24:13 > 0:24:18when you're pouring it and then it's a scalded child...
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Liz, I think that's a bit much.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Well, as the public face of the shop,
0:24:25 > 0:24:29I would have to maintain integrity at all times.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Yes, but I think perhaps
0:24:31 > 0:24:35you could be a little more cheerful at the same time?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45# I'm a little teapot Short and stout
0:24:45 > 0:24:49# Here's my handle Here's my spout
0:24:49 > 0:24:53# When the tea is ready Hear me shout... #
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Right, right, I think we've heard enough.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Oh. Well...
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Now, had I thought about it,
0:25:02 > 0:25:08I'd have prepared a PowerPoint presentation but needs must.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Did you draw these?
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Just a couple of ideas for window displays
0:25:17 > 0:25:21and point-of-sale displays.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Very impressive.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Why don't I let you digest these
0:25:31 > 0:25:36and then I can take you through any questions that may arise?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50What are you doing here?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Is this how you treat all your customers?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54If the mood takes me.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'm surprised you're being so hostile.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I could crank the hostility up a couple of notches.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Look, I was at the wedding, the sky didn't fall in.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I just came here to ask how the honeymoon went.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07It was blissful. You can go now.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'll finish my water if you don't mind.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And if I do mind?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14You can eject me forcibly
0:26:14 > 0:26:16but that would be more trouble than it's worth, surely?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh, I don't know...
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Look, Alex, I'm back in your life, it doesn't need to be a bad thing.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- In you come, in you come. - No, no, we're fine.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Did you have fun, tiger? - It was great.- Aye.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34He's a good boy and you mind what I telt you, eh?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Aw, have you been bonding?
0:26:37 > 0:26:38I didn't have you down as a softie.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41What happens between me and my grandson is nothing to do with you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh, come on, we're practically family now.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Cal, darling,
0:26:48 > 0:26:53you must've worn your old grandpa out, he looks in a terrible state.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Here, you remember you said Alex doesn't believe in God?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Boy, I bet he believes in witches though, eh?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Ah, you're raising him to respect his elders.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Just the ones that deserve it.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07And I don't?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10I thought you would have learned that lesson by now.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13PEOPLE GASP
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Oh.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Poor soul, he must've slipped.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20I can do it myself.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Yes, Alex, leave him his pride at least.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I hope you enjoy being on your knees,
0:27:30 > 0:27:33because you're going to have to get used to it.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40DOOR CLOSES
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Liz...
0:28:03 > 0:28:04..thank you for coming in.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Oh, an absolute pleasure.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Molly...
0:28:10 > 0:28:12thank you for coming in.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14No trouble at all.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Alasdair...
0:28:18 > 0:28:20you're hired.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Him?!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23We felt he had the right credentials.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Ah, stick your credentials up your pulpit.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29- Oh, Molly! - I'm away to convert to Jewishness.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31It's actually called Judaism.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33I'm sure my kosher friends will see me right.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Liz, we're leaving.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42I wish the shop every success, obviously.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Now!
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Bye.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- They'll get over it. - I'm sure.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- What is that delicious smell? - Come, I'll show you.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57# Happy birthday to you... #
0:28:57 > 0:29:00You know, this isn't really a birthday song.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Course it is, what's the matter with you?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- It's about Martin Luther King. - No, it's Stevie Wonder.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10- That's a lovely top, isn't it? - Aye, it's cool.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Ruby picked it herself.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13You gonna put it on?
0:29:13 > 0:29:15I'll wait till she gets back.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- You still haven't opened your card off me.- Nope.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20- SHE SIGHS - You gonna stay mad at me all day?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22- There's no point, is there? - OK, then.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24I'll just speak to my Aunt Ellie when she comes back.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- Well, that won't do you any good. - She's bound to know something.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29Well, she'll no' say.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Was he really that bad? Is that what it is?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34That he was a total monster and you don't want me to turn out like him?
0:29:34 > 0:29:36You're nothing like him.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39How am I no'?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44What's different about me?
0:29:44 > 0:29:47No, I'm no' saying another word.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Would my dad do this?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- There's money in there. - I don't want your money.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12There you go, Father.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14That should stay warm until you get home.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Excellent. How much do I owe you?
0:30:16 > 0:30:19No, it's on the house, a wee thank you for all your help today.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22One condition though. See if you like that?
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Going to give us a big shout-out in mass on Sunday?
0:30:24 > 0:30:27I'll be positively evangelical about it.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29- I'll be in touch, Eileen.- Bye.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Word of mouth, see, best advertising there is.- Mm-hm.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Something the matter?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37No, no, I'm fine, I just didn't expect to see much of you today.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41The movers are done but I can't start setting anything up without Annie.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42Right.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45I fully expect to spend ages moving things up a bit,
0:30:45 > 0:30:48down a bit, across a bit. She wants it perfect.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51That's the thing about fresh starts, isn't it?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56What? I mean, you know...
0:30:56 > 0:30:59That's an unusual choice of words.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00Was it?
0:31:00 > 0:31:01HE SIGHS
0:31:01 > 0:31:04And now you can't look me in the eye, so...
0:31:04 > 0:31:06No, it's nothing, it's just...
0:31:06 > 0:31:10I know you've been through a bit of a rough patch.
0:31:10 > 0:31:11And how do you know?
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Is this what you want?
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Is this where you want me?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20On my knees?
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Is that why I'm sick?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28You trying to teach me a lesson or something?
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Prove to me that you're the real boss?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Well, I get it.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Took me a wee while...
0:31:40 > 0:31:43but then you do pride yourself
0:31:43 > 0:31:45on moving in mysterious ways, don't you?
0:31:45 > 0:31:46DOOR OPENS
0:31:49 > 0:31:51I thought I heard a voice.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54I didn't expect it to be yours.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59You've got gravy on your shirt.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Aye, and indigestion from eating too quickly
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- but I'm sure you didn't come here to discuss that.- No.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11No, I'm just having a quiet word with your boss.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Don't let me interrupt.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15I'm done.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Are you feeling better?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Aye. Oh, aye, aye, great.
0:32:21 > 0:32:26If you wanted to make a full confession, I'd endure it.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29I don't need to confess.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32With all due respect, Lenny, I really think you do.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35He's already doling out more than two Our Fathers
0:32:35 > 0:32:36and three Hail Marys.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38What do you mean?
0:32:39 > 0:32:41I'm sick.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44HE LAUGHS
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Something funny?
0:32:46 > 0:32:47You, frankly.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Your ego's in very good health.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Do you honestly believe the Almighty
0:32:52 > 0:32:57would decide to inflict some sort of illness upon you?
0:33:25 > 0:33:29If it's all so random, death, war, disease, what's the point?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I didn't say it was random. We all have a place in the universe,
0:33:32 > 0:33:35but God's plan is infinite, unknowable.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37You've got some neck on you.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39You stand up in that altar every Sunday
0:33:39 > 0:33:40and the best you've got is "unknowable".
0:33:40 > 0:33:42We don't live in the Middle Ages.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45You can't buy a saint's bones from a pardoner
0:33:45 > 0:33:47and just stroll into paradise.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Stay. Think. Pray.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Lenny, I'll pray with you.
0:33:55 > 0:34:00You know what? If he made me, he never made me to kneel.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- How else are you going to find peace? - I don't want peace!
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I want my arms and my legs to work.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08So what are you going to do if I stick around, eh?
0:34:08 > 0:34:09Give me a ticket to Lourdes?
0:34:09 > 0:34:12I don't believe your illness is a punishment but clearly you do
0:34:12 > 0:34:14and who is to say which of us is right?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17If God is angry and vengeful,
0:34:17 > 0:34:20shouldn't you be begging for his mercy?
0:34:25 > 0:34:26You know what?
0:34:28 > 0:34:30To hell with it.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- And to hell with you! - I won't let you talk like that.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36What are you gonna do? Throw me out your church?
0:34:36 > 0:34:38I'll throw you out of THE Church.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39Since you're being so medieval,
0:34:39 > 0:34:42maybe I should just have you excommunicated
0:34:42 > 0:34:47- and have done with it. - Please, you do that.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Cos I like to know where I stand.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00Oh, listen, there was a guy says that he can start tomorrow
0:35:00 > 0:35:02but you need to sign off on it.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- What guy? - The new driver, for nights.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Aye, aye, do what you want, it's fine.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09I can't sign him up.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Of course you can. I hereby authorise, all right?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Aye, whatever.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17You needing a hand there?
0:35:17 > 0:35:18I'm fine.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Good, because I've got a fare and you've got a visitor.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30What? I'm no' your secretary.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31You could've said something.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Come on, Jimmy knows you as well as anyone.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38He knows you're always happy to welcome an old friend.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44KNOCK AT DOOR
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- KNOCKING CONTINUES - What?
0:35:47 > 0:35:51- Only me. - I know, my ma doesnae knock.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56Put that on and come down, Ruby'll be home soon.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- You've been up here ages. - So?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00What? "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"?
0:36:00 > 0:36:02- Nobody's crying. - Well, I might be in a minute.
0:36:02 > 0:36:03We're not allowed to cut the cake.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Cut it if you want, I don't care.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11I get why you're so mad.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Oh? Do you?
0:36:13 > 0:36:15But sitting up here isn't gonna change anything.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- It's all right for you. - How do you work that out?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19You can go see your dad whenever you like.
0:36:19 > 0:36:20But I don't.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22I put this family first, you should try it some time.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Aye, I'm being selfish. No' good like you.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27That's not what I meant.
0:36:28 > 0:36:33It's all right but you're proper kind-hearted
0:36:33 > 0:36:36and there's no way you get that off of Ma,
0:36:36 > 0:36:38so it must be from your da.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42So what do I get from my da?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45What part of me's him?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49I don't think it works like that.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01HE SIGHS
0:37:27 > 0:37:28So what's it gonna be?
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Angry? Rattle my cage?
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Get under my skin?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Appeal to my better nature?
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Would any of that work?
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Although, you do look tired, Lenny.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51I've been hearing a lot of that lately...
0:37:51 > 0:37:54but I could say the same about you, Craig.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58Oh, I am. I am sick and tired.
0:37:58 > 0:38:04I've spent today listening to people who are scared and disgusted
0:38:04 > 0:38:07and, above all else, angry, very angry.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11They just don't understand the game like you and me.
0:38:11 > 0:38:12It's no' a game.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Oh, for Christ's sake, man, of course it is.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Your rules say you can't tell me
0:38:17 > 0:38:19who was responsible for Zinnie's death,
0:38:19 > 0:38:21my rules say I can't make you,
0:38:21 > 0:38:26so we just circle one another until the next innocent person dies.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29LENNY SIGHS
0:38:29 > 0:38:31What?
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Are you going to say something?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40You worried I'm wearing a wire?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Wouldn't be the first time
0:38:44 > 0:38:46you've tried to capture my dulcet tones on tape, eh?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48There's nothing there.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I know, please, please, keep your clothes on, eh?
0:38:52 > 0:38:55You can speak freely.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57HE SIGHS
0:38:59 > 0:39:00I don't know.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03No' for certain.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05But you've got your suspicions?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Maybe.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Do you think you're going to be able to stop shaking long enough
0:39:10 > 0:39:12to pull a trigger?
0:39:12 > 0:39:16You're getting worse, anyone can see it.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20But you'd rather go out in a blaze of glory, would you?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Butch and Sundance, Bonnie and Clyde, all that crap.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25There's worse ways to go.
0:39:25 > 0:39:30Oh, hey, I won't lose any sleep at the thought of you dead in a gutter.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33I'm just worried about who'll be lying next to you.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35What do you think I should do?
0:39:35 > 0:39:41Some wounded animals, you know, they lash out one last time
0:39:41 > 0:39:44but some, they know when it's best
0:39:44 > 0:39:49just to slink off somewhere and die quietly.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05You know, I've waited a long time to see you a beaten man
0:40:05 > 0:40:06but now the day's here,
0:40:06 > 0:40:08I almost feel sorry for you.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12I'm no' beaten yet.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13HE SCOFFS
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Doc?
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Yes, afternoon.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Have you got a second?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Not really, but I can schedule you in for tomorrow
0:40:26 > 0:40:27but you'd just have to phone...
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Never mind schedules.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31- I'm in.- In?
0:40:31 > 0:40:34The new treatment, I'm on board, whatever it takes.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Miracles do happen.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39No, they don't. That's why I'm counting on you.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43How long before it starts working?
0:40:43 > 0:40:46There's no guarantee that it will.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47I'm not gonna feel any better?
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- They should stop it from getting any worse.- Should?
0:40:51 > 0:40:55What are you saying? This is the best it's gonna get for me?
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Maybe.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59I'll go private.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Throwing money at this is not the answer.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Well, what is?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06I can refer you to a specialist,
0:41:06 > 0:41:09and then they'll start you on your new course of medication.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Then after that, it is up to you.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Got to get some rest, avoid stress.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Aye, well, that's easier said than done.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33You're understaffed.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36And you can't quite pull off that Blofeld move.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Next time, I'll bring a cat to stroke.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40There won't be a next time.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Get out the chair.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47Come on, Lenny, I think we both know there will always be a next time.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Please.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50I'm fine as I am.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52You look terrible.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Here was me gonna ask you out on a date as well.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58I'm a wee bit under the weather, that's all.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01People like us can't afford to be "under the weather".
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Please, don't dump me in with people like you.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08What, would you rather be a civilian? Like that poor dead girl?
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Such a shame, that.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13No, a disgrace is what it was.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I hope you're not going to take the moral high ground.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19That can be a very vulnerable position.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Are you threatening me?
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Let's just say, I hope that long chat you had
0:42:23 > 0:42:27with our friendly neighbourhood policeman wasn't too candid.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Having me watched, are we?
0:42:28 > 0:42:31People like to tell me things.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34I must have one of those faces.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38Yeah, can you guess what I'd like to tell you right now?
0:42:38 > 0:42:42Look, there's no need to be unpleasant.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43You know, the more I see of you,
0:42:43 > 0:42:47the more I realise we don't have to be enemies at all.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50It's quite sweet, in a way.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52You're harmless.
0:42:52 > 0:42:53LOUD THUD
0:43:10 > 0:43:11I can finish off here.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Nearly done.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16- You're very thorough, aren't you? - Aye.
0:43:16 > 0:43:21Are you always like that or just when you're avoiding going home?
0:43:21 > 0:43:22Were you always this insightful?
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Yes. You not remember?
0:43:24 > 0:43:25HE CHUCKLES
0:43:25 > 0:43:30I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rake it all up, you know.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Doesn't take much.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34It's never that far from the surface, to be honest.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Time will take care of that.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Yeah, I hope so.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40HE CHUCKLES
0:43:40 > 0:43:42What?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44It's funny having you back in my life.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46We're different people now, though.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Oh, I don't know.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51I do. I'm not a silly wee girl any more.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Eileen, believe me, you were never that.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00And I'm looking forward to getting to know Annie too.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Yeah, I think you'll like her.
0:44:02 > 0:44:03DOOR OPENS
0:44:03 > 0:44:04Hi.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06I was just coming.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08I thought we could have dinner here tonight.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10I can't face washing up.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11I like her already.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17Scandalous is the word. Scandalous.
0:44:17 > 0:44:18Yes. Yes.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20The nerve of that pair.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21DOORBELL RINGS
0:44:21 > 0:44:23I'll get that, shall I?
0:44:23 > 0:44:27Some folk would stab you in the back as soon as look at you.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30I mean, Eileen's no better than she should be, no offence,
0:44:30 > 0:44:33but him, a priest?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35A man of the cloth?
0:44:35 > 0:44:38And putting us through all that rigmarole.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42I bet he planned to give it to that big dandy chancer from the start.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Molly, it's...
0:44:44 > 0:44:45The big dandy chancer.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47What are you wanting?
0:44:47 > 0:44:51Well, any charity shop is only as good as its volunteers...
0:44:51 > 0:44:52MOLLY SCOFFS
0:44:55 > 0:44:58That's the year pure flyin' in, that's Christmas round the corner.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00You need to tell me what wee Cal wants.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Oh, he's written his own list, don't worry about that.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04It'll soon be here, all the bedlam.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06The club will be busy an' all.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Alex, are you sure we've got enough staff to fill in for me?
0:45:09 > 0:45:13You're pregnant, just keep taking it easy, I'll keep Chrome ticking over.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15I told you you were barred.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19You can try and throw me out
0:45:19 > 0:45:22or you can let me have a conversation for ten minutes.
0:45:22 > 0:45:23Would you mind?
0:45:25 > 0:45:26It's him I've come to see.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29You and Alex? You should've said.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31I would've sold tickets.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33You've got ten minutes.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Won't take that long.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Grab a couple of malts, I'll be over here.
0:45:40 > 0:45:43He who sups with the devil should have a long spoon,
0:45:43 > 0:45:45as my old granny used to say.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47What is he up to?
0:45:47 > 0:45:49I don't know but I don't like it.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51I'll listen to what he's got to say
0:45:51 > 0:45:54and then I'll laugh in his face.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Not a bad drop.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01I kept better when I ran this place.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04You're not the force you once were, Lenny.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Maybe not.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09But I still don't think you've got it in you
0:47:09 > 0:47:11to cut your mammy's apron strings and step into my place.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Why would I need to?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15I've got everything I want already.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Kelly-Marie, the new baby, Cal.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Yeah, I can see why you'd go for that.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Proper family.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27I mean, the Mullens and the O'Haras,
0:47:27 > 0:47:30they drive you round the bend, no doubt about it,
0:47:30 > 0:47:33but they're like the Waltons compared to your mum.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38What is it they call them these days? Dysfunctional?
0:47:38 > 0:47:41That's them, not me.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43If I could believe that...
0:47:43 > 0:47:46I might ease up a bit about you being in my grandson's life.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48That's not your decision.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53Get it through your thick skull that I am with his mother.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56We're going to give him a brother or a sister.
0:47:56 > 0:48:00Do you really think buying him a banana piece can measure up to that?
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Sit down.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05I'm no' done with you yet.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06And if I don't?
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Sit...back down.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22I need you to adopt the boy.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Treat him like your own.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Now I get it.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40You're dying, aren't you?
0:48:40 > 0:48:42We're all dying, son.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Please don't call me that.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47OK.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51Here's the thing, Alex.
0:48:52 > 0:48:57Cal was born into a dangerous world, it was none of his making.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59No, I know.
0:49:00 > 0:49:05Now I've set up his trust fund again, everything's settled there,
0:49:05 > 0:49:08somebody will be contacting Kelly-Marie.
0:49:10 > 0:49:14But in the past, he's needed protecting...
0:49:14 > 0:49:17Yes.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19..against some of your family.
0:49:19 > 0:49:23They're nothing to me now, none of them.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Not compared to him, Kel, the baby.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Swear it.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35I swear to you.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Don't let me down.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Wait.
0:49:47 > 0:49:48I'm no' done yet.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Do you want a blood oath or what?
0:49:51 > 0:49:55I need you to promise me...
0:49:55 > 0:49:57one more thing.
0:50:01 > 0:50:06You will never let Cal turn out like us.
0:50:11 > 0:50:12Like me.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15No.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44DOOR OPENS
0:50:44 > 0:50:47Right, shh, shh. Shh.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54There he is. One, two, three...
0:50:54 > 0:50:55THEY SING: # Happy... #
0:50:55 > 0:50:58I can live without the singing but I'll have a bit of cake.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Come on then, blow the candles out.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Yeah, you've got to make a wish.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16CHEERING
0:51:36 > 0:51:40PHONE RINGS
0:51:44 > 0:51:47Aw, it's you. I was just gonna call you.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Do you know that the office safe is...?
0:51:53 > 0:51:54Oh, OK.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Aye, I can do that.
0:52:00 > 0:52:01Where are you off to?
0:52:05 > 0:52:06Right, OK.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22- You going to tell me what's up? - Up?
0:52:22 > 0:52:26You've had a pained expression on your face since I got here
0:52:26 > 0:52:28and you can't blame the pies.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30Yeah, well, it's been an up-and-down sort of day.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33I mean, one minute it was all new home, fresh start,
0:52:33 > 0:52:34and then the next minute,
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I find out you've been telling people about the affair.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39- Ah.- Yeah.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41So much for a clean slate.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Couple of things.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46I didn't tell "people",
0:52:46 > 0:52:48I told Eileen, who just happens to be your ex,
0:52:48 > 0:52:51by the way, thanks for sharing.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54And it wasn't THE affair, it was YOUR affair.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00- Can we not move on?- We have.
0:53:00 > 0:53:04I don't want to smack you round the head every time I see you.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06That's progress, I suppose.
0:53:06 > 0:53:07It really is.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12OK.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15I'm sorry I told Eileen.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20And I'm sorry for sulking and ruining dinner.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Accepted.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27SHE SIGHS
0:53:27 > 0:53:28What?
0:53:28 > 0:53:31There's just always going to be this kind of thing, isn't there?
0:53:31 > 0:53:32Doesn't have to be.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34It's up to us to make sure it doesn't happen so much.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36New house and all that.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39It's a new house but we're still the same people.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03There's a charity? For your girlfriend?
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Can you no' say her name?
0:54:08 > 0:54:09Zinnie.
0:54:11 > 0:54:12For Zinnie.
0:54:13 > 0:54:16- I don't want your money.- Take it.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Throw it in the fire, if you want.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23Try and do what she would want, eh?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30What was going on?
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Your husband'll tell you.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37But he doesn't know about this.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40There's only one number in that phone.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44If you need anything, and I mean anything at all,
0:54:44 > 0:54:46you call that number.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50And what, a bat signal will appear over Glasgow?
0:54:50 > 0:54:53Something like that. Where's Cal?
0:54:53 > 0:54:56He's away to a party with a wee friend.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00He said he's hoping there's gonna be banana sandwiches.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04He's a good boy, Kelly-Marie.
0:55:04 > 0:55:07Right, that's your time up.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12You might be right.
0:55:12 > 0:55:13How? Are you going somewhere?
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Are you gonna miss me?
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Are you joking? I wouldnae care if I ever seen you again.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20I wouldnae be too sure about that.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27Yous might think I'm a devil.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31Sometimes you're better with the devil you know.
0:55:33 > 0:55:38# Whoever is filthy Let him be filthy still
0:55:38 > 0:55:42# Listen to the words long written down... #
0:55:42 > 0:55:44Jimmy...
0:55:44 > 0:55:46# When the man comes around... #
0:55:46 > 0:55:49..you're going to run the cab firm, OK?
0:55:49 > 0:55:50Just keep it ticking over.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53My accountant will be in touch about banking the money
0:55:53 > 0:55:55and she'll sort out a wage for you.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57- A wage?- If you can't stomach working for me, tell her
0:55:57 > 0:55:59and she'll find somebody else.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02If you leaving town puts an end to the madness,
0:56:02 > 0:56:04then I can stomach it.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Right, let's go.
0:56:09 > 0:56:13# Some are born and some are dyin'... #
0:56:13 > 0:56:16We've got to stop meeting like this.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18My sentiments exactly.
0:56:18 > 0:56:23# And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree
0:56:23 > 0:56:28# The virgins are all trimming their wicks
0:56:28 > 0:56:33# The whirlwind is in the thorn tree
0:56:33 > 0:56:38# It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks
0:56:38 > 0:56:42# In measured hundredweight and penny pound
0:56:43 > 0:56:47# When the man comes around. #
0:56:50 > 0:56:53There's something you should see. It was up on Buster's page.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55- This has to be a wind-up. - I think it's real.
0:56:55 > 0:56:57- That's not what it looks like. - What's goin' on?
0:56:57 > 0:56:59I did something stupid.
0:56:59 > 0:57:00You have to tell him.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03This is something that you should not be dealing with on your own.
0:57:03 > 0:57:06He pure loved that lassie and this is what she's done to him!
0:57:06 > 0:57:08Well, maybe if he had a bit more spark about him,
0:57:08 > 0:57:09he'd have got in there first.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12What if Zinnie wasn't the perfect angel that you thought she was?
0:57:12 > 0:57:14- What are you on about? - I don't know how to tell you.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16We need to talk.