0:00:21 > 0:00:23Every year I ask my mum about my dad.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25But she won't tell me.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Why you even here? It's no' Christmas or Father's Day.- Mum.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- I need a base.- No. Chrome belongs to Kelly-Marie.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And she belongs to you.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I won't let her into my life, our lives.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36You think Billy's bad, he's nothing compared to his sister.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39It's you who can't face a skint Christmas. Not them.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41It's one day out the year when I want to be like everybody else.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- I want to spend Christmas with my family.- I'm your family!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46We're going to that hotel, do you understand me?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50MUSIC: We All Stand Together
0:00:50 > 0:00:53HE SINGS ALONG
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# We all stand together. #
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- You all right? I'm Harry, Annie's son?- What can I do for you?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21This arrived at the flat this morning.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24My mum told me to give it to you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26She reckons it's one of those gift experience things.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Says she recognises the company.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I thought it would be best to give it to you,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32in case it upsets Angus, so...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Aye, cheers, mate. - All right, I'll catch you later.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37See you later, mate.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hm.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, I've seen better Santas in my time.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44How? He was all right.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48He'd a dodgy beard and I swear I saw him taking a nip out a hip flask.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I thought I could smell booze. Who could blame him though?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53You couldn't pay me enough to sit around there
0:01:53 > 0:01:54with all those kids all day.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- What did you get? What did you get? - Should she not wait till tomorrow?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59She's got plenty to open tomorrow. On you go, pet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Come on, rip it!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Selection box. - Yay. How many is that you've got now?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Five.- Ya dancer. Right, if we're quick, we can probably get into town
0:02:10 > 0:02:11and catch Santa at St Enochs.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13and Buchanan Galleries, if we're lucky.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- You're a riot. - They're giving the stuff away.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Are you coming? - No, I need to get to my work.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Bye.- Bye, Auntie Ellie. - See you later.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
0:02:25 > 0:02:29# Had a very shiny nose
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# And if you ever saw him... #
0:02:31 > 0:02:33How's the packing going?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Feels dead weird packing a suitcase on Christmas Eve.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39We'll have a great time, I promise.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hiya.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- It's your mum.- Hey.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Hi. Thought I'd drop these round and you can take them away with yous.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Thanks, Scarlett. Look. We'll put these under the tree at the cottage.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- What do you say to Granny? - Thanks, Granny.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03You're welcome, darling. I'm going to miss you tomorrow.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05PHONE RINGS
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I'd better get this.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I wish yous weren't going away. This is a time for family.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, we are a family. It's just for a week.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Can I get you a wee drink? - Aye, get me a wee shandy.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Is everything OK? - I just need to nip into town.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Won't be long. You have a nice Christmas when it comes.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You and all. Make sure you take care of this pair.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Always do.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I'll get you that drink.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I know you were born at Christmas...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45And Stuart. And baby Jesus.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46That's true...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49But I don't think that Santa's going to be able to get you
0:03:49 > 0:03:51a little brother tomorrow.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Why?
0:03:52 > 0:03:57Well, because Santa makes toys, in the workshop. Not babies.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58You can't have a baby for Christmas.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Is there anything else on your list...?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Just a baby brother.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04That's great.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- What's a virgin?- A what?!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09A virgin is...
0:04:11 > 0:04:15..a young lady that hasn't had a baby yet.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Like Ellie?- Aye, well...sort of.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20All right? You just been to see Santa?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Is Ellie a virgin?- What?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29We were just talking about presents and Madonna here
0:04:29 > 0:04:32wants a little brother for Christmas
0:04:32 > 0:04:35because her and Jesus were born on the same day.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Right.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38And I'm trying to explain that Santa might not be able
0:04:38 > 0:04:41to get her a little brother for tomorrow.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43How not?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's just not that simple.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50How come?
0:04:50 > 0:04:56Well, for a baby to be born the woman needs to be expecting one.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Sounds like Madonna's expecting a baby brother, but.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It takes a long time for a baby to grow.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Cos, you know, Kelly-Marie and Stella
0:05:07 > 0:05:11have got a baby growing in their tummy just now.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13How did they get there?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- I'll see you later.- Just... - No, you're on your own, mate.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm meeting Angus for a pint. Good luck, but.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Do you want to go and see if your mum's about?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- This better be good. - Nice to see you too.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I'm not in the mood to play games, Mum. What do you want?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Your uncle's got a bit of business. He wants you to handle it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Whatever it is, it'll have to wait. - This can't.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Me and Kel are taking Cal away tonight. You know this.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00There's a delivery arriving tonight. He wants you to deal with it.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Delivery of what?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Drugs? No way.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Well, they're already en route.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08He wants it to stay at the club
0:06:08 > 0:06:11until the buyer collects it on Boxing Day.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Chrome is in Kelly-Marie's name. If we get busted...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yeah, well, she'll take the fall.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- She can't be trusted, but she can be useful.- She's my wife!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And I gave you life.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23And my brother looked after you when no-one else would.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24We will do this for him.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30And if you want your wife to stay out of the jail,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32you'll stay there and make sure things run smoothly.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38What do I tell Kelly about our holiday?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You'll think of something.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Now, on you go.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'll see you at the club later on.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52ENGINE STARTS
0:07:01 > 0:07:05So, next week, we'll look at crystallising organic compounds.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I'm afraid Walter White was wrong.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I wish my teachers made chemistry come alive.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12It would save us going over the same stuff again and again.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Not everyone picks up things as quickly as you do.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Some people don't take their education seriously at all.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I wonder who she's talking about.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- So what you doing for Christmas, Jen?- Nothing much.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Just spending it with family. You?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Same. Yeah.- Nice.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33But, you know, maybe when I get back we could hang out?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Oh, I don't know. My dad's coming over for dinner.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, well, he's got to leave sometime.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Harry!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I didn't mean it like that.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43No, I know exactly what you meant.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Now, go on, you have to finish packing.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46We're going to granny Jandhu's in an hour.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Ignore him.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I got you these.- Jenny.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56It's just to say thanks and, well, Happy Christmas.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58That's very sweet.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You know, you shouldn't be spending all your money on me.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- You've got plenty other people to buy for.- No, it's fine.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's Drew's turn to buy Mum's present this year,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08so I've only got him and Ruby.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And my dad. But that's not the point.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I really appreciate you taking the time to tutor me, so...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Well, thank you.- You're welcome. - Have a lovely day tomorrow.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Yeah, you too.- Merry Christmas. - Thanks.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Bye, Harry.- Oh, bye, Jen. Merry Christmas.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- DOOR CLOSES - What?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32That was quick.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- What's wrong?- Nothing.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- It's just...I can't get away tonight.- What?- I've got work.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Work where? At the club? It's closed.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I've got a little bit of business to take care of.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50What kind of business?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- The kind I don't want you involved in.- Alex...
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Please, leave it! I don't want to make you an accessory.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- An accessory? - I'm just being honest.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Now, can you drop it and do as I ask?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I don't want to spend Christmas Day on my own.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08It's no big deal. I'll be with you in a day or so.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What? Are you serious?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12All this was your idea in the first place.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13So I'm not going without you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Kel, can you just take Cal and go?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Are we in some kind of danger? - Course not.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What about my mum and Jimmy?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- It's nothing to do with them. - I'll stay with them, then.- Kel.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- You promised me things were going to change!- And they will!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I want them to, I just need to do this. Please just trust me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30This was Cal's last Christmas before the baby.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- I just wanted everything to be normal.- And it will be.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Aye, it will be and you will be there
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and watch him open his Christmas presents
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and you will come to Christmas dinner
0:09:38 > 0:09:40and you'll put a smile on your face.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42After that, you can do what the hell you like!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45DOOR CLOSES
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Where are the crackers from the cash and carry, Jimmy?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- It's in the cab.- A fat lot of use they're doing in there!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I'll get them later. These lights, they're on the blink again.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I ask you to do one thing...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Hey, Ma, it's just us.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I thought you'd be gone already.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Last minute change of plan, I'm afraid.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Yep. Alex has to work.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I thought you were closed.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, we are, but we need to stock up for Boxing Day,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15cos it's a busy time of year for us.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18And two staff have phoned in sick, typical...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20But the good news is you've got us for Christmas Day.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- That's if you'll have us? - If we'll have you?!
0:10:24 > 0:10:25If we'll have you?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28That's the best news I've had all year! Come here you! Ah-ho-ho!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Listen, darling, we're going to have to phone Santa
0:10:31 > 0:10:33and get him to bring all your presents here.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You don't have to work all day, do you? I mean, you can come and have your Christmas dinner?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38PHONE RINGS He'll be here, won't you, Alex?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Of course I will.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I better go. I'll call you. See yous later.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45All right, see you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Come on, we'll choose a wee mince pie for Santa.- Yay!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I'll have one of your cinnamon lattes, please.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Missed you this morning in yoga.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You shouldn't give up after just one bad experience.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I'm not giving up. I'm hosting Christmas this year,
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- so had to get the flat ready for the parentals.- Oh, right.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Well, that'll be nice. - What about you? Any fun plans?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Um, just spend the day with some friends.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21- Ooh. Singletons Christmas do, is it? - Yeah, something like that.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Have a good one.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Ta. Oh, thanks, Bob.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30All right?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- Listen, Gran.- What?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I appreciate you offering to stay in and cook
0:11:34 > 0:11:37for me and Angus tomorrow, but there's nae need.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, and leave you two in charge? No danger.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44And I can go over to Scarlett's in the evening.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47All right, well, just don't go to too much trouble, eh?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Look, it's only a dinner for three. I'll manage.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Three? How come? You no' joining us, Liz?
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Me? No, no, Eileen and I are going to Malcolm's care home
0:11:59 > 0:12:01to have dinner with him.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- A pointless exercise, if you ask me.- Gran!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh, don't worry, Bob. I'm used to it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12No, Malcolm is happier and safer there
0:12:12 > 0:12:14and that's all that matters.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Right, well, I'll see yous later, eh?
0:12:16 > 0:12:21- Oh, Bob, you couldn't do me a favour, could you?- Sure.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I was going to ask Angus
0:12:23 > 0:12:27how he went about letting out his father's house.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31He let a bunch of scroungers invade the place. That's how.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- You thinking about renting out Malcolm's place?- Yes.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You could ask my ma to put a notice in the window for you.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I mean, I can dae it if you want.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, are you sure? That'd be very kind.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I wouldn't be putting you out?- No.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, well, there's no time like the present.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Here, grab this pen, son, and me and you'll write the ad, eh?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52It's no' like I've got anything else to dae, eh?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- You really should get some decent brandy.- Sorry to keep you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I just had to tell my wife and son that Christmas was cancelled.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Oh, the joys of married life.- Well, I won't be married for much longer
0:13:06 > 0:13:08if you keep pulling stunts like this.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11You need to learn to keep that girl in check.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Somebody like her should be grateful to have someone like you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I've said I'll be back for dinner tomorrow.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- This better be sorted by then. - Then you better get it right.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- When's this delivery due? - Later on tonight.- Brilliant.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Look, all you have to do is wait, give him this money
0:13:29 > 0:13:31and then lock up after he's gone.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Now, can you manage that or do you want me to explain it again?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, call your mother-in-law.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Tell her you're bringing a plus one for Christmas dinner.- You?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49What could be more normal than dinner with the in-laws?
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- It's the perfect alibi. - Christmas with the Mullens? Really?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I promise I'll be on my best behaviour.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You enjoy this more than the kids.- Stockings are the best.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06The one thing Mum got right was Christmas.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Shame all the presents were back by New Year's Day.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Every other day's a pure struggle.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- It's OK to want one day of magic. - Fair enough.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17This time next year, you and Bob'll be putting up your own tree.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20We'd need to get our own place first. We don't want to rush things.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Maybe you should've thought about that with Gary, eh?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Talk about misreading the signs. SHE LAUGHS
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Least he's left me for a good-looking guy.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29THEY LAUGH Is he still coming tomorrow?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- That's what Jenny wants. - After the last time you two met?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Well, he's her dad and they should be together at Christmas.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Just wish I could do that for all of them.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Is Josh coming to see Ruby? - She's going to his after dinner.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Has he asked any more questions? - Not in a while.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Do you know when you're going to tell him the truth?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55No' yet. I want to protect him for a little while longer.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Right. That's us.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02How do you feel about a Chinese, a cheeky wee voddie
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- and a Muppet Christmas Carol? - I should get over the road.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, come on. It's Christmas Eve tradition.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Aye, not for years, though.- Oh!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12SHE LAUGHS All right.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Right, you find the DVD. I'll phone for the food.
0:15:22 > 0:15:29MUSIC: Silent Night
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You guys are sick.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Hello?- 'Aye, it's me.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57'I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59'I was really looking forward to going away'
0:15:59 > 0:16:02and I don't want this to ruin things for us,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- but I have to do this. - Look, I'm warning you.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- If you're not here to watch your son open his presents...- 'I will be.'
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Look, I'll crash at the flat tonight,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12but I'll be there first thing, I promise.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16And listen, my mum asked if she could join us for dinner.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- That be OK with your mum?- Aye, it'll be fine. I'll let her know.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I better go. See you tomorrow, OK?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24I love you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25'Night.'
0:16:34 > 0:16:37FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- C'mon, you. Bed.- Eh?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Right.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Oh, have you done the mince pies?- Aye.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Have you done the whisky? - Done. Twice. And the carrot.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- It's all sorted.- Right, good stuff.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05All right, I'll see you the morn, then.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Or later on today. What time is it?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's midnight! HE CHUCKLES
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Aw, it's Christmas!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, darling.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Merry Christmas, Kelly. - Merry Christmas, Ma.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Aw!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Right, night.- Night.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Right, let's hear it. - What are you talking about?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Well, you've been like a cat on hot bricks since Alex left.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- What's up?- Nothing. Everything's fine.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47And Alex is working Christmas Day?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Aye, I told you - three staff have gone off sick.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52It's me you're talking to, Kel.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- If there's anything wrong... - Look, there isnae.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I was just looking forward to going away, that's all.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Merry Christmas, darling. - Aye, merry Christmas, Jimmy.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Merry Christmas, Stevie.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Cheers, pal. You too. Have a good one.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Angus.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Come on. Hame time.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Santa's coming. Time to go.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Angus!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40ANGUS GROANS
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Come on. Away hame to your bed, pal.- Hmm.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Grab us another beer.- Pub's shut.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Unshut it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's the least you owe me.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Away, ya dancer.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13No, it's late. We've both got hames tae go tae. Come on.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You might have a hame tae go tae. And a girlfriend.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I've got an old woman's couch and a duvet.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Well, you cannae sleep here.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Unless you want to go up the stair and snuggle into Eileen.- Oof!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Bagsy the wee spoon. - HE CHUCKLES
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What about you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Big spoon or wee spoon?- Eh?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You and Stella. Are you the wee spoon or the big spoon?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- I'm no' answering that. Come on. - I bet you're the wee spoon.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49HE SNIGGERS
0:19:51 > 0:19:53What about wi' Zinnie?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Were you the wee spoon wi' her as well?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Just get yourself up the road, eh?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15That was out of order, man.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I know.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Really...not cool.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24I know.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- I'll just carry that doon the road.- Right.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Oh, and...tell Stella happy Christmas.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51She's a keeper.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Doesnae deserve you.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56No, in fact, it's the other way about.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Lucky boy.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26DOOR CREAKS
0:22:29 > 0:22:33FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Jimmy!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49What's going on?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I spoke to Alex on the phone and he sounded strange,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53so I thought I'd come down tae have a look
0:22:53 > 0:22:56and...I wish I hadnae.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Do you know, I really believed him, you know,
0:23:00 > 0:23:01when he said all this was behind us.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Your husband's a piece of work.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, we cannae leave this here. We need tae get rid of it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Look, will you help me? Please?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18HE SIGHS
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Aye, aye, of course, but we better get moving.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Right, we'll take this wi' us and we'll get rid of it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- But then Alex'll know it was us. - Look, just do what I say, all right?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Now, look, get the CCTV and the cashbox.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39My cab's round the back. I want you to put the alarm on.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- I'm gonnae kick the fire door in. - But the police'll come.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- We've got to make it look like it was a break-in.- Right.
0:24:11 > 0:24:17# But if you really hold me tight
0:24:18 > 0:24:26# All the way home, you'll be warm
0:24:26 > 0:24:30# The fire is slowly dying
0:24:32 > 0:24:38# And, dear, we're still goodbye-ing
0:24:38 > 0:24:43# But as long as you love me so
0:24:44 > 0:24:50# Let it snow, let it snow let it snow. #
0:24:50 > 0:24:53PHONE RINGS
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Alex McAllister.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Yeah.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07What?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10When was this?
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Right, I'll be right there.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Hi, Mum. It's me.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48That'll do. I'll go get the gear.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Jimmy, hurry up.- Aye, all right.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53SIREN WAILS Aye, aye. We've company.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, no. They might have followed us fae the club.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- What we gonnae dae?- Just stay calm. - We're gonnae get caught, Jimmy.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Look, just act normal, right? Let me do the talking.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- All right?- Hey.- Hi, officer. How can we help you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- You've got one of your rear number plate lights out.- Oh, thanks.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Look, listen, I'll get that sorted. We were just leaving.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Merry Christmas.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Aye, merry Christmas.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- I totally thought that was it. - I know somewhere else we can go.- No.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40If that lot see us again, they'll know something's up.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- I'm no' taking it in the hoose. - Yeah, well, what are we gonnae dae?
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I suppose it'd be safe enough overnight in the boot.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50On you go. I'll park the car.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- You opened your mouth, didn't you? - I never said a word to anyone.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- No-one else knew about it. - What about Billy's guy?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- You said the stuff was here when you locked up.- It was.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18It was in a snowman in a gift bag
0:27:18 > 0:27:20and I left it right here, but he could've come back.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Well, wherever it is, we need to find it fast.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I've had it. I'm out.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You don't call the shots, Alex. Billy does.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Oh, you think so? I'm finished with this family.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36You leave this family feet first or not at all.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38You've had things far too easy for too long.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41It's about time you stepped up like a man.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- PHONE RINGS - Like a Kennedy.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Hello. Yes.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Thank you, Tommy.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Billy's guy didn't take it.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- You can tell me, you know. - What?- If it was you.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07It wasn't me, OK?
0:28:08 > 0:28:09No.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Suppose that was too much to ask.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16You know, for a minute, I thought I was going to be impressed,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19but you never fail to disappoint.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Well, whoever it was knew what they were doing
0:28:24 > 0:28:27and knew what they were after. That narrows the field, doesn't it?
0:28:27 > 0:28:30I'm still going to have dinner with my wife and son.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32You've messed up their Christmas enough already.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34I'll stay at yours tonight.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Tomorrow's going to be a long day.
0:28:39 > 0:28:45CHURCH BELLS CHIME
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- DREW: One, two. One, two. You do it.- Merry Christmas!
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- BOTH:- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas.- Oh, at last!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Oh, we've been up for ages. We couldnae wait.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56We had to start without you. Oh!
0:29:00 > 0:29:01- What have you got there?- A new game.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Come on. Rip it! Come on!
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Oh, my God.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29- Are you sure about this?- Course. It's Christmas and you deserve it.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31- Thank you, Mum!- Love you, darling.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- What?- Mum's present.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- You've...got it. - No, it was your turn.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Um, it's not ready yet.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53- It's not ready?- Um, yeah, we decided to make you something this year
0:29:53 > 0:29:56and we didn't get it finished in time.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Aye, it'll be finished later.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Don't worry. I don't need any presents.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02You lot are all I need.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Right. Ooh.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10THEY MOUTH SILENTLY
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- Is Liz away already? - Aye. She just left.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Eileen and wee Stuart picked her up.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- Malcolm'll be delighted to see them all, won't he?- I know.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27I didnae want to intrude, but I sort of wanted to go with them.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- We could go sometime during the holidays.- Aye?- Aye.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33I'd really like that.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Well, that's the turkey in the oven.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Oh, merry Christmas, son.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44- Oh, my heid feels like a burst ball. - Aye, me too.- Serves you both right.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Right, I'm going to go over the road to Caitlin's.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51- Are you sure you don't want to come? - No, I'm good here. You have fun.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- OK, bye.- See you.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Right, mate, merry Christmas.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10"To Angus. From Bob."
0:31:10 > 0:31:11- What, nae kisses?- Mm-mm.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Yes! Socks. Top marks for originality.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Well, you're always knocking mine, aren't you?
0:31:29 > 0:31:30So...
0:31:31 > 0:31:32..where's mine?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Um, you see, the thing is...
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- I knew it. You forgot, didn't you? - No, it's just...
0:31:42 > 0:31:44..you know how skint I've been.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Aye. Fair enough, mate. - I'll make it up to you.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48No, don't worry about it.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54HE LAUGHS
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Course I got you a present, ya rocket!
0:32:06 > 0:32:07What's wrang?
0:32:11 > 0:32:12What's this?
0:32:14 > 0:32:15You wernae meant to see that.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20AJ's boy Harry, he brought it round to the garage yesterday.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- Ah, I see. - I didnae know what to dae with it,
0:32:24 > 0:32:27so I was gonnae leave it until tomorrow
0:32:27 > 0:32:28in case it spoiled your day.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- You no' gonnae open it? - No' right now, no.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Cheers.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42- BOTH:- # Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:32:42 > 0:32:47# But the very next day you gave it away
0:32:47 > 0:32:52# This year to save me from tears... #
0:32:52 > 0:32:54What are we going to do? We need to give her something.
0:32:54 > 0:32:58It's fine. Look at her. She's well happy.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Ah, she doesnae care.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05She does care.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07DOORBELL RINGS I'll get it.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- BOTH:- # Do you recognise me? #
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- My dad's here. - Merry Christmas, everyone.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Ellie. Caitlin.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18Hey, Gary! It's been a while.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21- Can I get you a drink? - You can crack that open if you like.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Ooh, now you're talking.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27- Rubes. Merry Christmas. - Thanks, Gary.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29- Drew, good to see you again. - Merry Christmas.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32- Merry Christmas.- Thanks.
0:33:33 > 0:33:39- So, how've things been?- Yeah, good.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- Really?- She's doing her best.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Here, merry Christmas, princess.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49That not what you call Bruce?
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- A pen drive for my computer. - 50 gigabytes. Best there is.
0:33:53 > 0:33:57- You two actually got together over this?- I sent your dad a text.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Actually, I called your mobile and you texted me back.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- Only cos I spoke to Bruce and he... - I love it. Thank you both.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- Thank you. - Do you like that, Jimmy?- Aye.- Aye?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Aw, that's good.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Oh, absolutely love this. Thank you again.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Aw, it's brilliant.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Madonna, I'm sorry I didnae get you a wee brother for your Christmas,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28but it's just, as Uncle Patrick says, it's no' that simple.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Aye, maybe next year.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Oh, I'm no' sure about that. That shop's well shut.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Still, the bike's amazing, eh, pal?
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Cal, away and play with Madonna. Show her that wee game you've got.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Aw, it's great to have yous all here, by the way.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Must be a while since that last happened.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54- 23 year.- Aw.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Right, I'm gonnae head back to my gran's. Dinner'll be ready soon.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02I don't want to leave Angus on his ain wi' her for too long.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06Right, thanks for all the pressies.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Yous have a good day, right? See yous later.- See you, Bubba.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12Right, I'll go and stick the kettle on.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Aye, and I'll get started on the stuffing, eh?
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Must be hard for you, darling, eh? All they folk.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23- It's better than the jail. - I'm really glad you're back hame.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31- Did Jimmy bring up they crackers? - I've got nae idea.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32Oh, I'll swing for him.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Here, gonnae go doon the cab and bring them up, son?
0:35:35 > 0:35:36- Aye, sure.- Thanks.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41And thanks again for my pressie!
0:35:43 > 0:35:46I'm gonnae dump that stuff while the kids are playing wi' their toys.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Right, well, just be careful, Jimmy. - Don't worry, I will.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51KNOCK ON DOOR
0:35:56 > 0:36:01- Hiya!- Scarlett, merry Christmas. - Oh, merry Christmas, Martina.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Oh, hiya, Alex. Go on in. In yous go.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08Look who's here!
0:36:08 > 0:36:11- Jimmy, merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12Merry Christmas, Jimmy.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Merry Christmas, Kelly-Marie. - Merry Christmas.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Right, have a wee seat. Dinner's nearly ready.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23Scarlett, I love your decorations. Very...festive.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Oh, they're just fae the cash and carry.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Really?- Aye.- Never have guessed.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Listen, would you like a wee drink of wine? Red or white?
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- I've got both kinds. - Oh, spoilt for choice.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- The turkey was lovely, Mum. - It came fresh from the farm.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Must've walked here, the amount of weight it had lost.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04It wasnae the biggest, but it was really well stuffed.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- How is Bruce, by the way? Ha-ha. - Would you two cut it out?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Sorry, love. Right, let's see this new laptop, then, eh?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15And what about you, Drew? Was Santa good to you?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Got a new game for my console.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Nice. I don't know much about them these days, but...
0:37:20 > 0:37:21My dad does.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26I'm proud of you, you know.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Of course, you get your brains from me.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Gary could've been an astronaut, you know.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33- He took up space in school. - CAR HORN BLARES
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Right, Rubes, that'll be your dad. Come on, let's go.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Bye, darling.- Bye! - Merry Christmas, Rubes.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44We need your help.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46We forgot to get Mum anything. SHE SIGHS
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Oh, right.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51I could lend you some money, drive you round looking for a shop,
0:37:51 > 0:37:53but I don't think anything'll be open.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55I mean, nothing decent anyway.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56You could get a travel mug
0:37:56 > 0:37:58or an in-car charger from the garage.
0:37:58 > 0:38:02But seeing as your mum never lifts her backside off the couch,
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- I'm not sure either'll be much use. - Not helpful, Dad.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Well, what about something home-made?
0:38:07 > 0:38:09It's more personal. She'd love that.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13- Aye, aye, she would.- Like what?
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Well, has your laptop got any editing software?
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Got a call from the alarm company earlier this morning.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Didn't want to wake the kids. - Was there much taken?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Just the petty cashbox.
0:38:28 > 0:38:33Plus a few personal items that Alex had locked in the office.
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Oh, that's terrible.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Still, it could've been much worse, eh?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- I mean, did the police come?- Yeah. - Well, what did they say?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42They'll look into it. Doubt there's much they can do.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45They'd be looking into it if you were parked on a double yellow.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46It's a shame, isn't it?
0:38:46 > 0:38:49When you think about it, whoever it was knew what they wanted
0:38:49 > 0:38:51and what they were doing.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53That narrows the field, doesn't it?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Oh, there's my crackers.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Kelly, go and get Martina another drink.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04- The good stuff's in the cabinet next door.- Yeah. Right.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05I'll give you a hand.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Right. Cracker.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Wee cracker, Patrick. Wee cracker, Martina.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17They're in the house. What we gonnae dae now?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Calm down. I'll get rid of them.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Do you think Alex suspects anything? - No, I doubt it.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- He couldnae say anything in front of your mother anyway.- Or his.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26I'm not too sure about that.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Did you hear her dropping hints about personal items locked in the office?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- No. No way. - It's Billy Kennedy's sister.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35What's keeping yous two? Your dinner's getting cold.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Right, we're coming, Ma.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41TV PLAYS
0:39:41 > 0:39:46SHE SNORES SOFTLY
0:39:52 > 0:39:54What we doing wi' our lives, man?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57HE SIGHS
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Pub?
0:40:02 > 0:40:05SHE CONTINUES SNORING
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Aye.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Right, kids, do you want to go and play?
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Oh, Martina, you've hardly touched yours.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- I'm afraid I've lost my appetite. - Oh, I know. Nae wonder.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31What kind of lowlife would dae this at Christmas?
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Yeah, it's a sick world, Scarlett. - So much for goodwill tae all men.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38- I'd string them up, so, and I would. - What about the CCTV?
0:40:38 > 0:40:42- Whoever it was took the disk. - Makes sense, I suppose.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Alex thinks it might be an inside job.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Aye, might be one of the staff.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Aye, the one that phoned in sick, so as you wouldnae suspect them.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53What do you think, Kelly-Marie? Alex said you vetted them yourself.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Aye, that's right.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59I think Jimmy's right.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I think we need to look closer to home.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12THEY LAUGH
0:41:12 > 0:41:15# They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold
0:41:15 > 0:41:17# But the wind goes right through you
0:41:17 > 0:41:18# It's no place for the old
0:41:18 > 0:41:21# When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
0:41:21 > 0:41:24# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
0:41:24 > 0:41:25# You were handsome
0:41:25 > 0:41:27# You were pretty Queen of New York City
0:41:27 > 0:41:29- BOTH:- # When the band finished playing
0:41:29 > 0:41:30# They howled out for more
0:41:30 > 0:41:34# Sinatra was swinging All the drunks, they were singing
0:41:34 > 0:41:36# We kissed on the corner then danced through the night
0:41:36 > 0:41:42# The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
0:41:42 > 0:41:47# And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day. #
0:41:47 > 0:41:50THEY LAUGH
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Why shut the pub on Christmas Day?
0:41:54 > 0:41:58So, what's it to be? The town or hame?
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Hame. If you can call it that.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Is he talking tae himself?
0:42:09 > 0:42:11I think he might be...singing?
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Gentlemen.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- You having a private party? - My parents are at my flat.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24There's only so much Songs Of Praise a man can take
0:42:24 > 0:42:26before blood gets spilled.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28We're heading up to ours if you fancy it.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32Swapping one pair of pensioners for another? Think I'll pass.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Plenty booze here if you fancy joining me.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Is it all right if I gie Ellie and Patrick a text?
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- Go for your life. The more the merrier.- Cool, mate.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- Fancy joining us? - Sorry, got to do my accounts.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50- On Christmas Day? That's no' allowed.- Says who?
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Oh, come on. I'm in here with Scotland's answer to Ant and Dec.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56We could dae wi' a touch of glamour.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00Well, that might be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me,
0:43:00 > 0:43:03but no, thanks.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07No buts. My goodwill towards you expires at midnight,
0:43:07 > 0:43:10but I'm not leaving you here on your own on Christmas Day. Let's go.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22You'll no' be going up north now, Alex.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24No, maybe next year.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Aw, poor Kelly-Marie. She wanted to get away as well.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Mind you, I'm sure you're more concerned
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- with what's going on around here.- Jimmy?
0:43:33 > 0:43:35No' for me. I'm driving.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37- You're not working today? - Aye, it's a guy I know.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Promised I'd take him to his gran's. I do it every year.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42- First I've heard of it. - I'll be right back.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46What's he like?
0:43:48 > 0:43:50I'll come with you.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52I've left one of Cal's presents in the car.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Men - they're all the same.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Do you fancy some fresh air?
0:44:00 > 0:44:01- Actually, I...- Come on.
0:44:01 > 0:44:04We can have a chat while your mum's making the coffee.
0:44:05 > 0:44:06Right.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24ENGINE STARTS
0:44:45 > 0:44:47- ELLIE GIGGLES - Thank you!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53- Hey!- That's enough. - THEY LAUGH
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Here, you've done well for yourself this year.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Only cos it's Christmas.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- I'm surprised you even had that many clients.- Oh!- Ooh!
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Ma put on a lovely spread.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10What's so funny?
0:45:11 > 0:45:14I spoke about doing this months ago, but Zinnie wasnae that keen.
0:45:16 > 0:45:17She must've changed her mind.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20I wonder when she got it.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Don't know, but it says it's on in January,
0:45:22 > 0:45:25so I guess that's why they're posting it out the now.
0:45:26 > 0:45:32"Seize the day. Conquer your fears. Feel alive."
0:45:38 > 0:45:41You've got till that kettle's boiled to give me back what's mine.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- I don't know what you're talking about.- Oh, don't play games.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Jimmy's gone. I saw him drive away.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Why did you do this? It would've been over by tomorrow.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Call him!
0:45:55 > 0:45:58If he doesn't bring that package back right now, I'll...
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Please, Kelly. These are dangerous people we're dealing with.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- You mean her?- Please just call him.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14It's his voicemail.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Well, try again and pray you're in time
0:46:16 > 0:46:18cos if that package has gone,
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Lenny's car won't be the only thing that goes boom around here.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23You?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Just make the call.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39Jimmy, it's me. Um, you need to bring the bag back.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42Jimmy, just listen to me. I'm begging you.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Do as I say and bring it back.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49Good girl. See what you can do when you try?
0:46:49 > 0:46:53# Time for parties and celebrations
0:46:53 > 0:46:57# People dancing all night long
0:46:58 > 0:47:02# All I wish that every day was Christmas
0:47:02 > 0:47:04# What a nice way... #
0:47:04 > 0:47:08- Come on! It's Christmas! - Oh, just cos it's you. Whoo!
0:47:11 > 0:47:13- Right, come on. Shake it. - Ah! Just cos it's you!
0:47:13 > 0:47:16SHE LAUGHS
0:47:17 > 0:47:20I'll dae the skydiving wi' you if you want.
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- Got over your fear of heights, aye? - No, but I'll try for you.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Thanks, mate.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32- Maybe it's time I sorted myself out. - You're no' doing that bad.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34I'm 24 and I'm kipping at your gran's.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Wouldnae exactly say I'd it all figured out, would you?
0:47:37 > 0:47:39- You'll be fine.- D'ye think?
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Haud that thought.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Whoo! Whoohoo!
0:47:49 > 0:47:52- SHE LAUGHS - Whoa-ho!
0:47:59 > 0:48:03CAR ENGINE RUMBLES
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I'll take that.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42I won't tell you again.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Jimmy, just give it to her. There's nothing else we can dae.
0:48:51 > 0:48:55You know, I never knew what Alex saw in you.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58A wee trollop with a dead man's child.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00But that break-in took guts.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04We'll make a Kennedy of you yet.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Bye, Jen.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Give me a call and we'll catch up later in the new year, yeah?
0:49:34 > 0:49:36He means next Christmas.
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Your mum's not happy unless she has the last word.
0:49:39 > 0:49:40Go home, Gary.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43We don't want Bruce to be pulling his cracker all by himself.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44Come here, you.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51- Merry Christmas, Cait. - Same to you, Gary.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54- Friends?- Let's just leave it at merry Christmas.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56- HE CHUCKLES - I'll catch you later, girls.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57- Bye, Dad.- Bye.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18There he is. You OK?
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Patrick dropped by earlier.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30He brought you this.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47You're my son, Drew, and I love you wi' all my heart.
0:50:49 > 0:50:50I'm sorry that's not enough.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54It's fine.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03- What you got there? - You'll like it. I promise.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06- Won't she, Drew? - Yeah, you'll like it.
0:51:12 > 0:51:13Ooh!
0:51:26 > 0:51:32# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
0:51:32 > 0:51:35# Let your heart be light... #
0:51:35 > 0:51:36Do you like it?
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I love it. Thank you.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43# Will be out of sight
0:51:46 > 0:51:52# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
0:51:52 > 0:51:55# Make the yuletide gay
0:51:57 > 0:52:04# Next year, all our troubles will be miles away... #
0:52:04 > 0:52:05Aw.
0:52:08 > 0:52:09- Right?- Right.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13- You all right?- I was going to say it's no' weird, but...
0:52:16 > 0:52:20- Right, you ready?- Right.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26What am I looking at?
0:52:34 > 0:52:37- You got me earrings? - Oh, just open it, eh?
0:52:39 > 0:52:40Is this like that bit in Friends
0:52:40 > 0:52:42where Joey gets Chandler the chunky bracelet
0:52:42 > 0:52:43and he has to kid on he likes it?
0:52:49 > 0:52:51- What's this?- Keys.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55- I know it's keys, Bob. Keys for what?- To a new gaff.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59What? What are you talking about?
0:52:59 > 0:53:02What you said earlier, it got me thinking.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04You're in a rut. We both are.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07You cannae keep sleeping on my gran's couch forever
0:53:07 > 0:53:10and I cannae stay with two old biddies and my girlfriend.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13We need our ain space. Man space.
0:53:17 > 0:53:21- You got me a man space? - No, I got us a man space.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Are you serious?
0:53:25 > 0:53:28We move in next week. New year, new start.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32What about Ellie? Would she no' mind?
0:53:32 > 0:53:36I havenae exactly mentioned it tae her, but she'll understand.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38You need this.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41And it'll be good for me and her. We need to take our time.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45So, what do you think?
0:53:46 > 0:53:50I think you're a pure legend. Cheers, buddy!
0:53:50 > 0:53:52- Shall we go and take a look?- Aye.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Where did yous two get tae? And where's Martina and Alex?
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Mum, she asked me to apologise to you.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08- Her taxi came and it wouldnae wait. - Jimmy could've taken her.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10I think she really fancies you, by the way.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12She didnae want you to leave earlier.
0:54:12 > 0:54:13Look at him getting all shy!
0:54:13 > 0:54:17I'm gonnae make a cup of tea before my movie starts. Yous wanting one?
0:54:17 > 0:54:20- Speak now or forever haud your peace. - We're all right, Ma.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22- How about you, handsome? - No, thanks, darling.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Jimmy, what've I done?
0:54:33 > 0:54:34If anything bad happens,
0:54:34 > 0:54:37I'll never forgive myself for handing that stuff back.
0:54:37 > 0:54:41Don't worry. Nobody's going to get hurt.
0:54:41 > 0:54:42How do you know?
0:54:42 > 0:54:44I switched the bags before I got back.
0:54:45 > 0:54:48KNOCK ON DOOR
0:54:49 > 0:54:51I'll get that.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58You dirty...
0:54:58 > 0:55:00If you ever pull a stunt like that again...
0:55:00 > 0:55:03Jimmy, get back inside before Ma hears us.
0:55:03 > 0:55:04This isnae finished.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11Do you have any idea of the danger you're in?
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Well, why don't you enlighten me? I mean, since this is your family.
0:55:14 > 0:55:19You and Cal are my family. I was trying to keep you both safe.
0:55:19 > 0:55:20Stay away fae me!
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Kel, you have to give it back.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25If you don't, then I can't protect you.
0:55:25 > 0:55:30Protection? It was your family that got me into danger.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Yous are the only one I need protection from.
0:55:32 > 0:55:36- Please, you need to listen to me. - The drugs have been destroyed.- What?
0:55:37 > 0:55:41- No. No, they can't be. - Aye, you heard me.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43So, why don't you run off and get that sorted
0:55:43 > 0:55:44before your mammy gets angry wi' you?
0:55:44 > 0:55:47Do you have any idea what you've done to yourself?
0:55:47 > 0:55:50- To your family? To us? - To us?! There is no us.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- No' any more.- Kel. - No, get out my face!
0:55:54 > 0:55:57# Let Earth receive her king... #
0:55:57 > 0:56:00- Ooh! Where's he off tae now?- Work.
0:56:00 > 0:56:04- Look at the carol singers. Oh! - # Prepare Him room
0:56:04 > 0:56:06# And Heaven and nature sing
0:56:06 > 0:56:08# And Heaven and nature sing
0:56:08 > 0:56:13# And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing
0:56:15 > 0:56:19# Joy to the world the Saviour reigns!
0:56:19 > 0:56:24# Let men their songs employ
0:56:24 > 0:56:29# While fields and floods rocks, hills and plains
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# Repeat the sounding joy
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Repeat the sounding joy
0:56:34 > 0:56:39# Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy
0:56:40 > 0:56:44# No more let sins and sorrows grow
0:56:44 > 0:56:49# Nor thorns infest the ground
0:56:49 > 0:56:54# He comes to make His blessings flow
0:56:54 > 0:56:57# Far as the curse is found
0:56:57 > 0:56:59# Far as the curse is found
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Far as, far as... #
0:57:01 > 0:57:02It's me.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07You said if I ever needed you, you'd come back.
0:57:07 > 0:57:08Well, I need you now...
0:57:09 > 0:57:12..so I'm asking you, come home.
0:57:15 > 0:57:16Kelly-Marie, did you miss me?
0:57:16 > 0:57:18I need to find the money from somewhere.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20I'm sorry. I don't have any choice.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22- When were you gonnae ask me? - Ask you what?
0:57:22 > 0:57:25- To move into Liz's with you? - Bob, you need to tell her.
0:57:25 > 0:57:26That stunt you and Jimmy pulled,
0:57:26 > 0:57:28I hope you don't think that's the end of it.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30- Stay away fae me, Alex. - You heard her.
0:57:30 > 0:57:33Not once did you ever ask me why I cheated on you.
0:57:33 > 0:57:34Is it because you didn't have to ask?
0:57:34 > 0:57:37- You're having a party at yours tonight, I hear.- Are you coming?
0:57:37 > 0:57:38I'll think about it.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41- I did something really stupid.- AJ?