0:00:21 > 0:00:23I'm trying to help, and you keep messing it up.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You stay away from my son.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I want to report one of your coaches.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28You need to speak to Alex.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Please. Get money off him, and leave.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm just trying to make sure no-one else dies.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35As long as she's breathing, none of us are safe.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I don't have five grand, so it looks like I'm not selling after all.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39You're carrying my baby.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42If I have my way, I'll make sure he never knows you exist.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44What the hell are you doing here?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51HEART MONITOR BEEPS STEADILY
0:00:59 > 0:01:01'Right, er, no change.'
0:01:01 > 0:01:04OK, cheers. And how was she overnight?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I guess that's the best we can hope for at this stage, yeah?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16OK, thanks very much for your time. Bye.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Have you seen my football boots?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- No.- Jenny said she put them away, but I can't find them.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- I need them for tonight. - What's happening later?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Going ice skating. What do you think?- Less of your cheek, you.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39It was a stupid question. You know I've got football tonight.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Not the night, you've not.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42What?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I don't want you spending so much time with that Patrick Adams.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Mum, going to drop it?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He's too interested in you. I don't like it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52He's my football coach. He's MEANT to be interested in me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53He's a good guy.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, I know exactly what kind of guy he is.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm going to football. I've got my first cup game in a couple of weeks.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- I'm not missing it.- Aye, we'll see.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- Mum! - DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Go get that.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mum...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Get to school, Drew.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Can't have you being late.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20You can't stop me from going. Excuse me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Kids.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25So is the Salon busy, aye?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's this promotion.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Seemed like a great idea at the time, but now all this is happening.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Well, you've got a business to run.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Kelly-Marie would be the first to say it
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I know. I just feel useless.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Aye, we all do.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Oh, hi, Robbie.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hi, Jimmy. How you holding up?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Aye, well, you're looking at it. This came for you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I thought it might be about your coaching badges.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Aw, right, nice one. Cheers.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Kids get to school OK?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Aye, Lenny took them.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- You off to the hospital?- Aye.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54How's Scarlett?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Well, she's refusing to leave Kel's bedside.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59She looked dead on her feet when I was visiting yesterday.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02She's sitting there, praying, talking to Kelly and the baby.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05If she's not careful, she'll find herself in a hospital bed next.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Not if I can help it.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Tell her I'm thinking of her. - I will do, cheers.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- See you.- See you in a bit.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13That man is a rock.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Right, let me know if you hear anything.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I will do. See you in a bit.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Oh...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You going to be here all morning?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I'm just checking my balances.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Maybe it's in the offshore account.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, jackpot! Thank God for that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57No fun for me if the competition goes under.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58No danger of that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Really? Your place has seemed pretty quiet recently.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's just the January lull.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Which, for you, started in what, June?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You do know that your van has wheels, right?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Wheels that can take you anywhere you like.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Far, far away from here.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13And spoil all my fun?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Why would I go anywhere else when I can stay right here
0:04:16 > 0:04:18and find out how not to run a business?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21For your information, my appointments book is fit to burst today.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Good for you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Come on!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Er, hi, my name's Patrick Adams...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I've just received a letter about my coaching being suspended.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Is there anybody that can tell me what's going on?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, the letter didn't tell me anything.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, it is urgent. I'm meant to be coaching later today.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Is there nobody that can help me?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Aye, hold on a minute.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Fire away.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Uh-huh.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Right.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06No, that's fine. Thanks.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Hiya.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11You OK?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- No, not really.- How, what's up?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Good question.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Any chance I could just shoot off?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Aye, of course. On you go.- Cheers.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You haven't touched your breakfast.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Can't face it.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Do you want to stretch your legs?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Get something from the canteen?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07I'm fine.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I'll sit with her. She'll not be on her own.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I need to be here when she wakes up.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21The doctors have said there's not much chance of that happening today.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Did you see that?!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32She moved! She moved her mouth, Jimmy!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Did you see that?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Aye, aye, I saw it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39That's a good sign, isn't it?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44(What do those doctors know?)
0:06:45 > 0:06:47They don't know you.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Well who CAN help me, then?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54But I'd need to cancel my training session if...
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Look, I know you're trying to help, mate...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'm sorry. I didn't mean to raise my voice.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's just, I'm a wee bit confused as to why this is happening.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Is there a supervisor I can talk to?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Somebody that can shed a wee bit of light on this?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Aye. Put me through.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Hello, yes. Patrick Adams.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm just looking for an explanation.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's all came completely out the blue.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Right. Uh-huh.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I've been accused of what?!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ah, the very woman.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Alasdair, how are you?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Very well, thank you. Hope you can say the same.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47As well as can be expected,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49considering everything that's been going on.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I know, indeed. It's a terrible business.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Poor Molly's thrown herself into her work at the charity shop,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- even when she's not on the rota. - Keep an eye on her, will you?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Make sure she's not pushing herself too much.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Will do. Talking of the charity shop,
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I was coming to see you anyway about an idea I ha...
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Does that say Burns open-mic night?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Yeah! It was AJ's idea. Quite clever, I thought.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Bit of a twist on a classic. Much like myself.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19A twist on a...
0:08:20 > 0:08:24You can't seriously be condoning this...
0:08:24 > 0:08:25this abomination.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Alasdair, child poverty is an abomination.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31This is a postmodern stroke of genius!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's absurd, is what it is.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Got a wee panic in thy breastie there, my friend.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You need to chill out.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41A Burns night comes with traditions, expectations...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43There are ways of doing Burns.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah...and this year, we're doing it our way.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49You should come along, you could broaden your horizons.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I don't think so.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, whatever it was you wanted to talk to me about will have to wait
0:08:53 > 0:08:56because I have an event to organise.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Very well.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Critics!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Appalled I ventured on the name,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Facts don't cease to exist when you ignore them.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Of course. I'm happy to help.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19DOOR CLOSES
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- What you doing home? - Forgot my pen drive.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Who were you talking to outside?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Patrick had a message for Drew.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What message?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Just that football's been cancelled.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Cancelled? Just today or...?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37He didn't say.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Did he say why?- You know why.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40What do you mean?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Pregnant stepsister, unconscious in hospital. Ring any bells?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Aye. Of course.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47And remember, I'm helping out at the shop after school.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- They should be paying you for that.- Mum!- They should.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50It's called community spirit.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52All right, Saint Jennifer. Don't get lippy.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You could volunteer.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Loads of people are doing shifts to help keep the shop open.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- If loads of people are helping, they don't need me.- It'd be good experience for you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You'd write on your CV for the job centre...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Well, it's not a shop job I'm looking for.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- So what kind of job are you looking for?- I'll know it when I see it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I need to go. Don't forget Patrick's message.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10No, I won't.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I mean, really, have you ever heard of such a thing?
0:10:15 > 0:10:20An open-mic night to honour the great Rabbie Burns?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's a violation!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I thought it sounded quite interesting
0:10:24 > 0:10:26when Eileen told me about it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You of all people, Liz.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31After what you've told me of Malcolm's love of Burns,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I would have thought I could rely on you to share my view.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Alasdair,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41but I respect Eileen's position.
0:10:41 > 0:10:47She didn't want to organise a full supper without Malcolm...
0:10:48 > 0:10:51..and I think she's right.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55It's one thing to choose not to honour the occasion, but this...
0:10:55 > 0:10:58variation on the theme is quite another.
0:10:58 > 0:11:03When I think back to the epic Burns suppers of Wally Carr,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Moira Anderson and Duncan MacCrae in those halcyon days in Perth...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10What do you think, Molly?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I think you're a raving galoot that needs to stop whingeing!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Some of us have REAL problems to deal with.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18If you're that worried,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21why didn't you organise your own traditional supper?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25But you didn't, so please, would you give us peace?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Cos you're nipping my head!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I think what Molly means is,
0:11:36 > 0:11:42"I have always detested the whining yelp of complaint."
0:11:42 > 0:11:43"Despised."
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sorry?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48The word is "despised."
0:11:48 > 0:11:51"I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint."
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Well, close enough.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You get the message.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You're right. Both of you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02More often than not.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I should have organised a supper of my own.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Hiya.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Er, bit of a change of plan.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'm going to need to head up the hospital the now.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Oh, right. That's fine. I can make my own way up later.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Why do you look so serious? Is Kelly-Marie all right?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's not that.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29What is it? What's wrong?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm being accused of grooming one of the boys.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Scarlett...
0:12:54 > 0:12:55How is she?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Scarlett, please.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04She's the same as the last time you showed your face round here.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07How's the baby?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's hanging in there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Can I go in and see them?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Please. She's my wife.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Not for much longer.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I know you think this is somehow my fault,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24but you can't keep blaming me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26You think you can control that wee lassie in there?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Well, you can't control me.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I've done as you've asked. I've stayed away.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36But I love her,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39her and the baby, and I have a right to be here.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42She doesn't want you in her life any more.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43She wouldn't want you here.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45You don't know that.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49I pushed her towards you when all she wanted to do was run.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I wouldn't listen to what she was trying to tell me.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I was too busy fighting your corner. Now I'm fighting hers.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04You've got a short memory.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I've a right to be here, Jimmy.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I've had enough of being excluded.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Get used to it, pal.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13She's my wife! That's my family in there!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17You lost the right to that family a long time ago.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18I think you better leave.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Will you at least let me see Callum?
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Nae chance!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27He's with Lenny mostly. Why don't you ask him?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28I'm thinking of Cal, not me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29He's fine.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32His mum's in the hospital, and I've disappeared from his life.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- What do you think that's doing to him?- He's a strong boy. - He's seven years old, Jimmy!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- He's six, actually!- He's seven. It was his birthday yesterday.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Was it?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh, Jimmy. How could we forget?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47He'll be all right. We can make it up to him.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Lenny probably would have done something with him.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Let me take him out for dinner and...and spoil him a bit.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Please?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58She's ready.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, Kel.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Listen, I'll bring Cal round when he gets back from school.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Jimmy!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21The man's right. He needs stability.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Whether we like it or not, he sees Alex as his dad.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Thank you, Jimmy.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Nothing's changed. It's for the boy.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37So, did they tell you who made the complaint?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Said they couldn't reveal that.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40How is that fair?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Surely you're entitled to all the information
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- so that you can fight your corner. - Well, apparently not.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So what happens now?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48They do an investigation.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Probably find that I'm guilty anyway and there goes my coaching.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53I could end up back in the jail for this.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Sounds like you've given up already.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What else can I do, apart from sit and wait?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59You've done nothing wrong. You have to challenge it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I've tried that. All they say is "Investigation's pending."
0:16:02 > 0:16:04So fight it. This is prejudice.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I've not got the head space for this right now.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11The only important thing is Kelly-Marie and that wean.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Kelly-Marie would want... - Och, look, don't give me that.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15If Kelly-Marie was awake the now,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17then she couldn't do anything either.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19But she's not.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm going to head up the now. I'll see you later.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Turnips...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm telling you, turnip pancake's beautiful.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I've made a couple of batches. - Oh, I don't like...
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Uh-oh. Here we go.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Alasdair. What can we do for you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39We thought we'd see you with placards,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41starting some kind of protest march against us.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Don't worry. I come in peace.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Glad to hear it.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47My reaction earlier was over the top.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Hmm, it was a bit.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52By way of an apology, I'd like to offer you some
0:16:52 > 0:16:54traditional heather ale
0:16:54 > 0:16:58to improve...erm, augment your event this evening.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Heather ale?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03"A Galloway legend from the bonny bells of heather."
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I've got some cases in the car outside.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Might be a nice touch. - A wee nod to tradition.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11How much do you want for it?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, no. It's my gift to you.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16That's very magnanimous. Thank you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18What's the catch?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21My, we are astute. It's not a catch, per se.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- More of a proposal.- Uh-huh...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I was wondering if you would allow me
0:17:26 > 0:17:28to assist you with tonight's event?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Oh, we've got everything covered.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33But I could help you bring a few more traditional flourishes
0:17:33 > 0:17:34to the evening...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37It's not that kind of night, pal. Thanks, but no, thanks.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Right, well... I'll leave you to get on.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Have a splendid night.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, Alasdair.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Come here.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I understand that.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01All I'm asking for is the name
0:18:01 > 0:18:03of the person who made the complaint about my client.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06(I'll be right with you.)
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I don't see how that's fair.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Surely Mr Adams should be afforded his right to reply?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Well, frankly, that's simply not good enough.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Aye, I'm sorry, too, love. Thanks for your time.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Give me a wee sec.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37It's been a while since my training, but I'm pretty sure if you're going
0:18:37 > 0:18:40to cut someone's hair, you probably want to be in the salon with them.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I need a favour.- From me?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I know. Hell just froze over.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Can you cover my clients for a bit?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48We can split the takings 50-50.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ha! You're joking, right?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53One of my best pals is in hospital and my other best pal needs my help.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Please?- You do know this is the sort of behaviour that's
0:18:55 > 0:18:57ruining your reputation and your business?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Some things are more important than success.- Not in my book.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Please? 60-40?
0:19:03 > 0:19:0480-20.
0:19:04 > 0:19:0570-30!
0:19:05 > 0:19:0780-20.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ugh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Fine.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12You really are an angel.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- I'll be over in five.- Thank you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Has he brought in any of these?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I think he held the door open on the first trip.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Where is he?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Putting on his outfit.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31But we're not starting for hours.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Says it helps him embody the gravitas of the occasion.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What on Earth is he planning on wearing?
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Oh! Alasdair, you look...terrific.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Those trousers are very...snazzy!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47I'm glad you think so, AJ.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51I've got a spare pair here, which I think should fit you just fine.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53No, no, no, you're all right.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Go on, AJ. I want you to look snazzy.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59No, I think you'll find I've got my outfit sorted for tonight already.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oh!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Well, that's... That's...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I've never seen one of those before.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11You won't have done, because I had this made specially for tonight.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Oh, I've got something else to wear with it, as well...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ta-da!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Oh, my.- Who says Burns has to be boring and stuffy, right?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Quite. Well, I thought we should talk
0:20:23 > 0:20:26through some of our other ideas for this evening.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Right, well, I'm going to leave you boys to it, then.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Right, so what I was thinking was, I would do the food
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- and you would do the entertainment.- Perfect.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I thought I'd ring round some of the locals and see if any of them
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- want to do a turn.- Great.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42But as master of ceremonies, I thought I should take the
0:20:42 > 0:20:45responsibility of Tam O' Shanter myself.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48My rendition is quite famous, you know.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's spoken of in reverent tones from Ardnamurchan to Alyth.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I look forward to hearing it.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Now, in terms of the menu, tonight's guests will be treated to
0:20:57 > 0:21:00my very special signature recipe...
0:21:01 > 0:21:07..haggis pakora pie served with potato and spicy turnip pancakes.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Goodness... Pancakes?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Mm-hm.- Well, gosh. That all sounds very...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16..avant-garde.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19It's delicious, is what it is, if I say so myself.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I'm sure.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Now, I need to be at Scarlett's shop, so I'll see you later.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37To be honest, I'm not sure what I can do,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40but I'll make a few calls, see what I can find out.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Thanks, Eileen. I appreciate it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43KNOCKING
0:21:45 > 0:21:47They're the same ones that were here this morning.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50They're obviously wanting to speak to one of the Mullens.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- No, they were at the McLeans'. - Hmm, busy boys.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Right, I need to get back to the pub.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I'll be in touch if I find out who made that complaint.- Cheers.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Right!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Are you trying to break the door down or what?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Sorry. Don't know my own strength.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Well, you better be careful you don't hurt anyone with that fist.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Saw the police were here this morning. Everything all right?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Concerned neighbour, are you?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Oh, aye. That's what everybody's like round here.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- We look out for each other, you know what I mean.- Is that right?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Aye. So everything's all right, kids OK?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Aye, we're fine, thanks. I got my purse stolen last week,
0:22:37 > 0:22:40so, er, cops were just following up on it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Some people, eh?- Lowlifes. - World's full of them.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Oh, well, if everything's OK,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- I'll let you get on with it. Have a nice day.- You too.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52You are a piece of work, do you know that?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You and I both know why the police were here this morning.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- I told you it was about my purse. - And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- If the boot fits... - It was you, wasn't it?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- What are you on about? - You made that complaint.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I don't have to stand here and listen to this.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05What kind of sick game are you playing at,
0:23:05 > 0:23:06you selfish, ignorant cow?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08My pal can get in a lot of trouble for this.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Patrick too scared to fight his own battles, is he?
0:23:11 > 0:23:12I never said it was Patrick.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Well, I just a-assumed. You and him are always bumming about together.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Is that what this is about? Some homophobic vendetta?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- You can get done for that. - You'll be the one getting done
0:23:22 > 0:23:25if you don't get away from my front door and stop harassing me.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh, I'll be getting done, will I?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What kind of sick lie are you going to make up about me?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30I'm not making anything up.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33That sicko shows a little too much interest in my son.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- I'm just protecting my boy. - Patrick is not that guy.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39So you better call whoever you spoke to and withdraw that allegation.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Why should I?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I did what I had to do to keep him away from my son.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44It's a lie and you could ruin his life!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- What're you playing at? - He's made his choices.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49And why are you so interested anyway?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Are you part of it and all, eh? Is that it?- What?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Some kind of paedo ring, is it?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Maybe I should get the cops back here and give them a wee update.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Get your ginger mincing arse away from my door,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and don't come near me or my kids again.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07And I'm no homophobe - My first boyfriend was gay!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Not before he met you, he wisnae!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Is it true what Robbie said?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18No. He's a drama queen.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21You're lying. Is that why the police were here this morning?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Drew, there's grown-up stuff going on that you don't understand.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- I'm not a kid. - You are a kid! You're my kid!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- And it's my job to protect you. - Protect me from what?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33See, you don't even know. That's how men like that work.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35They prey on young minds,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37get innocent young boys like you to look up to them and...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- have their way. - Patrick's not like that.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41How do you know what he's like?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43You don't know anything about him.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I know he doesn't treat me like a kid.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46I know he actually cares about my life
0:24:46 > 0:24:48instead of ruining it like you do.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You've ruined it for everybody, the whole team.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52If they find out, they're going to blame me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You'll get a new coach.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58TV SWITCHES ON
0:24:58 > 0:25:01And what if they think it was true?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03That I...let him do things?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04They won't think that.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07They might! But see, you didn't think of that.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You didn't think about how this would affect me!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Drew...- What has he done?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Why would you make stuff like that up? What has Patrick done to you?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15He thinks he's better than us.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- He keeps sticking his nose in our business.- What business?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Look, I don't want to talk about this any more.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- You just need to trust me. - Why would I ever trust you?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I mean, really, Gavin.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35It's as if they've never been to a proper Burns supper before.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37They've absolutely no respect for tradition.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40They're calling it post-modern...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Exactly!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'm just glad I got involved when I did.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Hopefully I'll be able to rescue something from the event.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50That's why I'm calling.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I know it's incredibly short notice,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55but is there any way you could get your hands
0:25:55 > 0:25:59on a proper Aitkenhead haggis for me?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Something befitting the Bard?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03HE CHUCKLES
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, that's wonderful, Gavin.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Oh, thank you. You're a gentleman, sir.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Thank you... - Hi, Gavin, is it?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13We won't be needing your Aitkenhead haggis. We've got it all covered.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16OK, cheery-bye for now.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17What are you playing at?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I just thought we should have a proper haggis.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Look, Eileen didn't have to agree to you helping out tonight.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25But that's exactly what you are doing, helping out.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- This is our Burns night, and we're doing it our way. - I'm sorry. I overstepped the mark.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33You do the entertainment, I do the food. That's the deal.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Certainly.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- So have you got your performers sorted?- Not entirely.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Why don't you go and do that, then? I've got pies to prepare!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43And splendid pies they will be, too.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45I'll leave you to it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- How did it go?- Aye, fine.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Erm, he seems pleased, so...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00So you're healing, properly?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Yep, so far, so good.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Did you ask about the pain?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Yes, he's gave me stronger pills, so they should help.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Good. We'll get them on the way out. Let's get you home.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Actually, there's something I want to do, while I'm here...
0:27:22 > 0:27:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Stella.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29What are you doing here?
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I was about anyway. I just thought I'd come in and keep you company.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I'm sorry,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I'm no' great company the now.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Neither am I.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- I could just sit with you for a bit.- Aye.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02I've never met anybody I detest more than I do her right now.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Oh, and there was me thinking that I had that honour.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07You are a goddess by comparison.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10What's she said to you that's got you in such a state?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Have you got a minute?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Do you know where Patrick is?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20Yes, but I'm not going to tell you.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Did your mum send you?- No.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26I just want to speak to Patrick, but I don't know where he is.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I think it's probably best that it stays like that.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I-I didn't know what she was doing.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Will you tell him that?
0:28:32 > 0:28:34No, I won't, because I don't believe you.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36I swear.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Did he drop you from the football team or something?
0:28:38 > 0:28:40So you decided to go running to your wee mammy
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- with your twisted wee story. - That's not what happened.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45You need to stay away from Patrick. Do you hear me?
0:28:45 > 0:28:49He's been nothing but good to you and your family, and this is the thanks he gets.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51He could go to jail! Do you realise that?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I didn't do anything.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55All Patrick ever tried to do was look out for you.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Do you know how lucky you are that somebody like him
0:28:58 > 0:29:00wanted to help a waste of space like you?
0:29:00 > 0:29:04Tried to get you the help that you need before you really hurt yourself.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07I mean, clearly, he was wasting his time telling your mother about it.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10So you do us a favour and you stay away from him, OK?
0:29:10 > 0:29:12- He told her?- Of course he told her.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Because he cares about you.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Or at least he did.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17After today, not so much.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20So you and your scummy wee family stay away from him, all right?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Take it easy.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27You can go. Sorry.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33What the hell was that? He's just a kid!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Well, I think I've got all the entertainers for the evening.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Well done. Excellent.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Young Ellie is going to sing for us.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46I've had to compromise on one or two of the traditional readings -
0:29:46 > 0:29:48not enough volunteers -
0:29:48 > 0:29:50but we'll be able to keep to some
0:29:50 > 0:29:52- semblance of a standard running order.- Well, that's OK.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54It was supposed to be a relaxed event...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57And if my Tam brings the house down as it usually does,
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I doubt anyone will notice there are one or two other pieces missing.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02I could do your address to the haggis if you like?
0:30:02 > 0:30:04I thought I'd probably do that.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06- As well as Tam? - Well, as the master of ceremonies...
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Fair enough.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11Now, I've made an extra big pie for you to toast.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18If I put her in the oven now she'll still be piping hot for when you stab her!
0:30:28 > 0:30:30I can't address a pie.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- HE SIGHS - Why not?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Well, it's a pie! It's absurd.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38I'd look like a fool.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39You are worried about looking daft?
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Have you seen yourself lately?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43It's like Scotland exploded!
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- Well, there's no need to get... - No, no, no...
0:30:45 > 0:30:48It's this or nothing.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Either you get on board, or do us all a favour, take your ridiculous
0:30:51 > 0:30:55trews and your pompous, superiority complex
0:30:55 > 0:30:57and do one!
0:31:13 > 0:31:14No...
0:31:14 > 0:31:16That would be a mistake.
0:31:38 > 0:31:39Gavin!
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Alasdair again...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43About that haggis?
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Patrick!
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Any news?
0:31:51 > 0:31:52OK.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- Right, don't freak out.- What?
0:31:55 > 0:31:58I tried to help and I think I made it worse.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00How? What is it?
0:32:03 > 0:32:08Caitlin made the allegation. I challenged her and she kicked off. Threatened to phone the police.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10- I don't believe this is happening. - She's not going to do it.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14How do you know? It's exactly the sort of thing that Caitlin would do.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15Would you just leave it?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Now we know who it is, so we can talk to her, try and make her see sense.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21I'm not going anywhere near her and neither are you.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24You'll just let her drag your name through the mud?
0:32:24 > 0:32:25I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27You need to speak to the Football Association,
0:32:27 > 0:32:30tell them she's a classless hairy with an axe to grind.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33If they can see the kind of woman she is, they'll see right through her.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Or they'll think I'm mud-slinging and trying to take the heat off me.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- I can't believe you're just accepting this.- I'm not. I just...
0:32:39 > 0:32:41I need time to figure it out.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- Figure what out? It's slander! - It's...
0:32:44 > 0:32:46It's complicated.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Is there something you're not telling me?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Like what?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Is the reason that you're not challenging this because...
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- Because it might be true? - What?!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Has something happened with Drew?
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Oh, my God. Are you kidding me on!
0:33:06 > 0:33:09I'm sorry, but I don't understand why you're being so weird about it.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12I know how much you care for the boy and he looks up to you.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14It doesn't mean that I fancy him! Jesus, Robbie.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I can't believe you said that.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17I had to ask.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20No, you didnae. I thought you knew me better than that.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24It wasn't very nice, was it?
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Being asked that.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29How do you think it's going to feel when total strangers start asking questions?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31If I thought it was true, even for a second,
0:33:31 > 0:33:35how do you expect to convince the authorities that you're innocent?
0:33:35 > 0:33:38If you stay quiet, people think you've got something to hide.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41You need to cut ties with that boy. I mean it.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- So she wins?- It's not about winning. It's about protecting yourself.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- And who's protecting Drew? - Not you. Not any more.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57- Do they help?- Hmmm?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00The rosary beads. Do they help?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Aye, I think so.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08I suppose it gives you something to focus on...
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Make you feel like you're doing something,
0:34:13 > 0:34:14asking for help.
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Oh, I'm not asking for help.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21It's forgiveness I'm asking for.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Forgiveness for what?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26For this.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28This is all my fault.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32How is it your fault?
0:34:32 > 0:34:33She wasn't happy.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I couldn't see it. I didn't want to see it.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Come on, Scarlett, that's not true.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41If I had listened to her.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43If I'd heard what she was trying to tell me,
0:34:43 > 0:34:46this might never have happened.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48You don't know that.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52What happened was a terrible accident.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57You can't blame yourself for this.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00That's the last thing that Kelly would want.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06You need to stop thinking like this, cos it's just going to eat you up.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11You're one of the strongest women I know.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16And you're going to need to be strong for both of them.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- Can we have a talk? - Say what you've got to say.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Do you want people round here to know what you've done?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Five minutes.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Are you here to pick up where your pal left off?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- I'm not here to fight, Caitlin. - Then why are you here?
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Er, I'm here to apologise.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07And to get you to drop the complaint.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Look...whatever I did to make you lash out like this, I'm sorry.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17I didn't mean to upset you, I didn't mean to make you angry.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Whatever I did, I did because...
0:36:20 > 0:36:22I was trying help.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24We don't need anyone's help. We're doing fine.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26You and me both know that's not true.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Drew needs help.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Not from me. I'll stay out the road, if you want,
0:36:33 > 0:36:35but you need to talk to him.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Is that it?
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Er...
0:36:40 > 0:36:44If you drop the allegation I'll see if I can find
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Drew a spot on another team.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Then I'll stay out of your life.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Why are you so interested in my son?
0:36:51 > 0:36:53I just...
0:36:53 > 0:36:55don't want him to turn out like me.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Drew's a good kid.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01He's a credit to you.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05And I know how quick life can change and...
0:37:05 > 0:37:07I see that in him.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09I don't want that for him.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Of course you don't.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22I don't know how to help him.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28I love the bones of that boy, but...
0:37:29 > 0:37:31..I don't know what to do...
0:37:31 > 0:37:32what to say...
0:37:34 > 0:37:37He's in his own head all the time, like his father.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39That's why you need to talk to him.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42You know...
0:37:42 > 0:37:44start the conversation.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Then...see what happens.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Patrick...
0:38:01 > 0:38:05I'll call the football folk, tell them I got you wrong.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Thank you.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17- It's fine... - It's not fine. They're raw!
0:38:17 > 0:38:18I don't know how this happened.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Why don't you stick them in now?
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Because they'll never be ready in time.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25I promised you I wouldn't leave you without any food to serve.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Why don't you box them up and give everybody a pie to take home with them?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31It'll still be great promotion for you...
0:38:31 > 0:38:32That's not the point.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35I persuaded you to put this event on in the first place and I've ruined it.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- I'm sorry.- It's not ruined.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41We've still got Alasdair's heather ale and his world-famous Tam.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Aye, good old Alasdair to the rescue, eh?
0:38:43 > 0:38:46I can't believe I'm saying this, but we're lucky he came on board
0:38:46 > 0:38:49when he did, otherwise this evening really would be a damp squib.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51- Oh.- Eileen. There you are...
0:38:51 > 0:38:53I thought you might want to wear this.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Oh, lovely, thanks.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Is anything the matter?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Oh there's something wrong with the oven. AJ's pies aren't ready.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Oh, no, this is a disaster.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06We won't have anything to serve.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07I thought you'd be relieved.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Well, I won't pretend I didn't think it was a terrible idea to serve such
0:39:10 > 0:39:14bastardised fayre at a Burns supper, but something's better than nothing!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16This could ruin the whole evening!
0:39:16 > 0:39:18What are we going to do?
0:39:18 > 0:39:19There's not much we can do!
0:39:19 > 0:39:21I've still got the sides.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25I could nip to the supermarket and round up all the spare haggis I can find?
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Hang on. Leave it to me.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34And if ye wish her grateful prayer
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Gie her a Haggis!
0:39:36 > 0:39:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Cheers.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47I've got to hand it to him, he knows what he's doing.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Aye, he certainly does.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58Oh, here, please make sure and thank Gavin.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00He really saved the day, didn't he?
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Oh, I will, but he was only too happy to oblige.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06Like me, he's a stickler for tradition.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18Kelly!
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Kelly?
0:40:24 > 0:40:27- Where's my daughter? - OK, I'll get someone.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- Jimmy, Kelly-Marie's gone, they've taken her away.- It's OK, she's OK.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34I've just woken up and she's no' there. Where is she?
0:40:34 > 0:40:36For an MRI scan. She's OK!
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I thought she...
0:40:38 > 0:40:41I know, I know, I know.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43But she's all right.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- Where the hell were you? - I went to get us some dinner!
0:40:50 > 0:40:52That's all I could manage.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56What were you thinking leaving me on my own like that, knowing I might wake up and think...
0:40:57 > 0:41:00You should've woken me up when they took her. You should have told me!
0:41:00 > 0:41:03You hadn't slept for days. I didn't want to disturb you.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05It wasn't your decision to make.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07It was my decision.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08And do you know why?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10You're my wife!
0:41:11 > 0:41:14When Kelly-Marie wakes up, she's going to need you -
0:41:14 > 0:41:17her and the baby - and it's my job to make sure you're still standing
0:41:17 > 0:41:19when that happens.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22You need to come home.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25Madonna, she needs you, too.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Let me look after you.
0:41:36 > 0:41:37Hi...
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Er...
0:41:44 > 0:41:47I wanted to say sorry for kicking off at you.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50There's no need. You were right. I should have kept my nose out of it.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53You were being a pal.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56It's been a while since I've had one.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58I meant to say before...
0:41:58 > 0:42:01the police were looking for you earlier.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05I'm assuming it's to do with all this.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Right.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Have you spoken to anyone at the football?
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Spoke to Caitlin, though.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14And what?
0:42:14 > 0:42:17She says she's going to drop the allegations.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- So she says.- No, she will.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23In return for what?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26To stay away from her and her weans.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Are you OK with that?
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- I need to look after myself. - What about the football?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Well, if she does what she said she's going to do,
0:42:39 > 0:42:41then I'm sure I can smooth it out.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43And Drew?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48I think I'll need to find him another football team.
0:42:50 > 0:42:55Anyway, that's another day. Right now, I want a pint.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58I'm meeting Bob in the pub - do you want to come?
0:42:58 > 0:43:00I've got too much homework to do.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04My books are a mess, my business is going down the drain.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07I need to decide what I'm doing with this place.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10It looks as if that's what you want to do. Come on.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12I want to buy you a drink to say sorry.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Let me at least make a start on it. I'll see you over there.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17All right, I'll see you in a bit.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20- You're a liar and a freak and I hate you. - Hey, hey, hey! Back off!
0:43:22 > 0:43:23You said you wouldn't tell her.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Tell her what?
0:43:27 > 0:43:31- What did she say?- Nothing. He told me.- It slipped out.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- I told you not to say anything! - I had to.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37- You're a liar! - Right, you need to go.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- Get your hands off me! - Drew, I'm sorry.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42You can shove it. You an' all.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46I have warned you before, you scummy wee ned. Leave him alone.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49You and your disgusting family have done enough damage. Get out.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Are you OK?
0:43:58 > 0:44:01That's why you need to give that family a wide berth.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03I know.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08Go over to the Ship, Bob'll be waiting on you.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Go on and get him out of your head. I'll see you over there.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Right.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30Oh, aye? What's this?
0:44:30 > 0:44:33A bit of method acting to get you into the old Burns zone?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Or is it Dutch courage? Is that it?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37No, not at all. It's...medicinal.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Just lubricating my vocal cords ahead of my Tam recital.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42It's part of my warm-up, you see.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45To ensure a smooth delivery.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48At least one element of this evening will be done with aplomb,
0:44:48 > 0:44:51in the traditional fashion, as befits the Bard.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53- So, you're up soon?- Yeah.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Yes.
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Could you give me a wee hand with something?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59No, I have to prepare.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02I know, it won't take long. It's just...
0:45:02 > 0:45:04I've got a surprise for Eileen stashed in the cellar.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Just a wee thank you from everyone for putting this thing together.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09It hardly deserves rewarding.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11I'm not asking you to review the evening.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Just a hand with some heavy lifting. Two minutes. Please.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17- Very well.- Thanks.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19It's this way. Come on.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Can I get you something? - No, ta.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- All right, Ma? All right, Jimmy? - Hiya, Bubba.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34How are you holding up?
0:45:34 > 0:45:37I can hardly string a sentence together. I'm all right.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Thanks to he who must be obeyed.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40Any more news?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Er, we're heading back first thing.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46I'm just heading across to meet Ellie, Angus and Patrick for a drink at The Ship.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50Just popped in, see if you wanted to join us, but if you're knackered...
0:45:50 > 0:45:53No, I couldn't face being round anybody the now. I need my bed.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55- Cheers, though.- Nae bother.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Why don't you go?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- No, I'll stay here with you. - Don't be daft!
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Are you gonnae stay here and watch me sleep? That's a bit creepy, isn't it?
0:46:03 > 0:46:06Says the woman who's been watching somebody sleep for the last couple of days.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09That's a concerned mother watching over her daughter.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12It's not the same thing. Go and have a pint.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14- Are you sure?- Aye, of course.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- I'll just have the one.- Heard it.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- If you need me, call me.- I will.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22See you, Ma.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Jimmy.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Is Scarlett no' with you?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Nae, she's in the house resting up.
0:46:37 > 0:46:41- How's she doing?- She's been better, but you brought up a warrior, Molly.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44She's OK. Can I get you a drink?
0:46:44 > 0:46:49No, no, thanks, Jimmy. I'm fine.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52It's time for Alasdair's big moment. Have you seen him?
0:46:52 > 0:46:55- Not for a while, no. - Do you know where Alasdair is?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57- No.- He's supposed to be giving us his famous Tam.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00He's probably got stage fright. We'll just skip it.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02I could do it if you like?
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Do you know it?- Aye, most of it.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06You never said.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Annie and I did our fair share of Burns suppers down the years,
0:47:08 > 0:47:11for the ex-pats down in that London.
0:47:11 > 0:47:12She fair drilled it into me.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Well, the stage is yours, Mr Jandhu.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Thank you.
0:47:24 > 0:47:29Everyone please, gather round for The Legend Of Tam O' Shanter.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:40 > 0:47:42When chapmen billies leave the street,
0:47:42 > 0:47:46and drouthy neibors, neibors meet.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49As market days are wearing late, an' folk begin to tak the gate
0:47:49 > 0:47:54While we sit bousing at the nappy
0:47:54 > 0:47:56and getting fou and unco happy...
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Help!
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Help!
0:48:00 > 0:48:02DISTANT APPLAUSE
0:48:02 > 0:48:05DISTANT SIRENS
0:48:16 > 0:48:18We think na on the lang Scots miles,
0:48:18 > 0:48:21the mosses, waters, slaps and styles,
0:48:21 > 0:48:24that lie between us and our hame.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28Where sits our sulky sullen dame.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30LAUGHTER
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Gathering her brows like a gathering storm,
0:48:33 > 0:48:36nursing her wrath to keep it warm.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:40 > 0:48:43GLASS SMASHES
0:48:45 > 0:48:48ELECTRICS SIZZLE
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Eileen?
0:49:07 > 0:49:10I'll be back in a minute, the barrel needs a change.
0:49:10 > 0:49:11..truth shall read,
0:49:11 > 0:49:14Ilk man and mother's son take heed..
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Whene'er to drink
0:49:40 > 0:49:42'you are inclin'd...'
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Oh! It's you!
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Think! Ye may buy joys o'er dear.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Remember Tam O' Shanter's mare.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Oh! There you are!
0:50:05 > 0:50:06You let him do Tam?
0:50:06 > 0:50:09I looked everywhere for you and I had to stick to the running order.
0:50:09 > 0:50:11You can do your famous Tam next year.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17The best-laid schemes of mice and men, eh?
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Cretin!
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Pardon me, sorry.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Alex?
0:50:34 > 0:50:37It looks as though there was a small fire.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Number 18 Montego Street,
0:50:41 > 0:50:44the hair salon.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45My name?
0:50:46 > 0:50:49Oh, it's...
0:50:49 > 0:50:50Hello?
0:50:50 > 0:50:52I cannae hear you, you're breaking up.
0:50:59 > 0:51:02- Did you get your books sorted? - I think so.- Usual?
0:51:02 > 0:51:04- Aye, please.- Same again, please.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06What's the big emergency?
0:51:06 > 0:51:09You were begging to get Cal for the night
0:51:09 > 0:51:11and now you're handing him back after a few hours.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13What, is it too much like hard work?
0:51:13 > 0:51:16- It's not like that, Jimmy. - That's how it looks.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22- What's going on?- I don't know.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24- They want to talk to me down at the station.- What about?
0:51:24 > 0:51:27I don't know. You need to take Cal home.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29- Alex, what have you done? - Nothing, I swear.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Ready to go, sir?
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Let me just show these guys to the door.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38Right, wee man. Time to go home with Papa.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I'll see you again soon, OK?
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Tomorrow?
0:51:43 > 0:51:45Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Thanks, Jimmy.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51I'm sorry.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54Drew! Wait.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Come here.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Where've you been?- Out.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07Were you with him?
0:52:07 > 0:52:09It's none of your business.
0:52:09 > 0:52:10I phoned the football people.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Took back what I said.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Good.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21Said they need a letter or an e-mail to make it official,
0:52:21 > 0:52:24so maybe you can help me with that later.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Patrick will be allowed to coach you again
0:52:29 > 0:52:32and the team will never know, so it's fixed.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Are we done?
0:52:34 > 0:52:36I suppose.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Why did you make that stuff up about Patrick?
0:52:45 > 0:52:47I told you, he looks down on us. I don't like it.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50He's never looked down at me, or Jenny.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53Fine. He looks down on me, then. Happy?
0:52:54 > 0:52:58- So that's why you did it? - I said so, didn't I?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05What?
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Nothing.
0:53:14 > 0:53:17Ladies and gentlemen before our last entertainer,
0:53:17 > 0:53:21Jimmy Mullen's has asked if he can say a few words...
0:53:22 > 0:53:24Is Jimmy here?
0:53:24 > 0:53:26He isn't.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28OK...
0:53:28 > 0:53:32I think what Jimmy wanted to say was that he and his family...
0:53:32 > 0:53:35Eileen? Do you mind?
0:53:35 > 0:53:37It's all yours.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46What Jimmy was going to say was a big thank you to everybody
0:53:46 > 0:53:50that's helped out the family over the last few days.
0:53:50 > 0:53:53It's been rough, but, er,
0:53:53 > 0:53:57we're all very touched by the messages of support
0:53:57 > 0:53:59and all the help that we're getting at my ma's shop.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01It means a lot.
0:54:01 > 0:54:05He just wanted everybody to know how grateful we all are.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09And Kelly-Marie will be, too, when she's back with us.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12So just to show our thanks,
0:54:12 > 0:54:16Angus Lindsey would like to buy everybody a drink!
0:54:17 > 0:54:20I'm only joking. But, seriously,
0:54:20 > 0:54:22thanks, everybody. Cheers.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25APPLAUSE
0:54:27 > 0:54:30So thank you all for coming.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Our last performance in tribute to the Bard is
0:54:33 > 0:54:37a song from The Tall Ship's very own, Ellie McLean.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:54:44 > 0:54:48Erm, this is for Kelly-Marie
0:54:48 > 0:54:50and for Stella.
0:54:58 > 0:55:05# My love is like a red, red rose
0:55:05 > 0:55:10# That's newly sprung in June
0:55:10 > 0:55:16# My heart is like a melody
0:55:16 > 0:55:21# That sweetly plays its tune
0:55:21 > 0:55:26# So fair art thou my bonnie lass
0:55:26 > 0:55:31# So deep in love am I
0:55:31 > 0:55:36# And I will love thee still my dear
0:55:36 > 0:55:42# Till all the seas gang dry
0:55:42 > 0:55:49# Till all the seas gang dry, my dear
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# And the rocks melt with the sun
0:55:53 > 0:55:58# And I will love thee still my dear... #
0:55:58 > 0:56:01Thanks - for making us do this. You were right.
0:56:01 > 0:56:02You're most welcome.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05# While the sands of time shall run
0:56:05 > 0:56:10# So fare thee well my only love
0:56:10 > 0:56:15# So deep in love am I
0:56:15 > 0:56:20# And I will love thee still, my dear
0:56:20 > 0:56:24# Till all the seas gang dry.
0:56:24 > 0:56:31# And I will love thee still, my dear
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Till all...
0:56:34 > 0:56:39# ..all the seas...
0:56:39 > 0:56:42# ..gang dry... #
0:56:46 > 0:56:49We need you to wake up now, darling. Come back to us.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51This can't go on. Let's get you a job.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54You have come this far, don't give up hope yet.
0:56:54 > 0:56:57- Just say it. - I was with someone.- Who?
0:56:57 > 0:57:01- Just trying out a new look. - And what look's that, man in the grip of a mid-life crisis?
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Miss Delaney, shall we step outside?
0:57:03 > 0:57:05- Look at you.- What?
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Very smart.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09Alex, deny it.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11Listen...