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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Kelly-Marie is my best friend,

0:00:23 > 0:00:26and you think it's cool to sleep with her husband behind her back.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28It's negative. They got it all, they got all the cancer.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31This is where it all begins. Our family.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37The only reason I slept with you in the first place

0:00:37 > 0:00:39was you were in the right place at the right time,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and we were strangers - I would never have done it

0:00:41 > 0:00:43if I'd known that you were my friend's son.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- It's time, sweetheart.- No, I can't.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47The wee man's tired.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Kelly, have you not been to bed yet?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02You've only been out the hospital a couple of days.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- What are you doing? - Packing it up.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09You sure you want to do this?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I held him, I kissed him, he died.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17This was never his.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18It doesn't remind me of him.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Kelly...

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Mum. Leave me. I mean it.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41DOOR CLOSES

0:01:42 > 0:01:44HE CLEARS THROAT

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Happy Valentine's Day, Ms Donachie.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Roses are red. Violets are blue.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Somebody somewhere wants to sleep with you.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53HE CHUCKLES

0:01:53 > 0:01:55These got delivered by the courier downstairs.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Right.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Right. Thanks for bringing them up.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Do you not want to see who they're from?- No, I'm just going to

0:02:03 > 0:02:04get Stuart's breakfast, so...

0:02:04 > 0:02:07It'll take two seconds. Go on, open it, open it, open it!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Open it, open it...!- Right.- Open it, open it...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19So, do you know who it is?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Yeah, I've got a fair idea.- Ah...

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Not-so-secret admirer, eh? Aren't you the dark horse!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28So what are you doing up here so early?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Oh, I'm doing a special batch of aphrodisiac pies -

0:02:30 > 0:02:32"The Spicy Kama Sutra".

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Should get the punters' blood pumping.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38No oysters in them, though - I do have my limits.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39You all right?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine... That sounds lovely.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Yeah. I'm kind of hoping that they'll work some magic for me, as well.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's the first Valentine's since...er...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Booked in tonight in a swanky hotel up west.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Haven't told Annie yet, going to sweep her off her feet at work.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58ALARM RINGS

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- That'll be the pies, then. - Don't let them burn.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02HE CHUCKLES

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Oh, it's yourself! Never recognise you without the slap on.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Just back from the gym.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm chocka with clients today, so got to keep in shape.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Your monopoly is ending, missy.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32£600 of new product.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I'm relaunching. New lights, new chairs, new branding - the works.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Let's see how busy you are then.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41So, the insurance came through?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Why wouldn't it?- Oh, just...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I know how tricksy they can be. Anything not to pay out.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, they said everything was in order with my claim,

0:03:50 > 0:03:51so expecting the money any day now.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54No.18 is going to rise from the ashes.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Ha! Talk of the devil.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Morning.- Hi.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Heard anything from UCL yet?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Er, no.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Don't worry. They'll never refuse your appeal.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Yeah. Sure.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Right, you, eyes closed, hands out.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Happy Valentine's!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Lovely.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35"The Spicy Kama Sutra".

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I need to find my charger.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41So, are you still free tonight?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Er, probably. Why?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh, you know, that isn't the complete gift.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48More surprises to come, things happening tonight.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I hope you've not gone and spent too much money on Valentine's.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53As if I'd do that.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14DOOR OPENS

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Congrats.- Aye, right(!)

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, I-I mean it. Professional solidarity and all that.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Is this your new stock?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Looks nice stuff.- What do you want?

0:05:34 > 0:05:40Look, I'm really busy today, and I'm almost out of fixer and volumiser.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Is there any way you could sell me some essentials?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Er, sorry, no can do.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Are you still hung up on this Alex thing?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Look, I am offering a professional transaction.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55And purely professionally, I'm not giving a leg up to a rival.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00The fire came at just at the right time for you, didn't it?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01What are you implying?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03The way you ran this place into the ground,

0:06:03 > 0:06:06your clients were already jumping ship to me.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Tarting it up isn't going to win them back.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10We'll see.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14"Should I get my hair done in Glasgow's swishest salon...

0:06:14 > 0:06:18"or in the back of some hussy's manky old Transit?"

0:06:27 > 0:06:28DOOR CLOSES

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Only me.- Hi.- Hey. - I know, right, up before noon. I couldn't believe it, either.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37HE CHUCKLES You're not due in at work today.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- I'm helping Dad. Forced labour. - Hey, what else are kids for?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Did, um... Did you get the flowers?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49It was very sweet.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51But the flower delivery guy gave the roses to your dad.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- What if he'd seen the card? - But he didn't.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54It needs to stop.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00The people of Glasgow are crying out for my erotic pastry.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02PHONE RINGS

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, go on, then, might be UCL.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Hello?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Well...?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13PPI spam.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15We're due his uni appeal.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Great! Hope that works out for you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Right, come on, take these into the car.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23There you go...

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, forgot to ask.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Have you got any plans for V day?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28No! God, no, no.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31All right, so mystery man didn't follow through on his flowers

0:07:31 > 0:07:32with a hot date?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I made it clear that that is... not going to happen.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Ah, playing hard to get, eh? I like it.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Right, c'mon, you.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46DOOR OPENS

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Hiya.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Sorry, Robbie. What can I get you?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Any chance you could put this up for me?

0:07:54 > 0:07:59Oh. Looking for a lodger? You stuck for cash or something?

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Actually... Erm...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Kelly got your flowers.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05How is she, now that she's back hame?

0:08:05 > 0:08:10Aye she's managing... A bit too well. She should be in bits.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15I just don't think she's properly realised she's lost the baby, you know?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46PHONE RINGS

0:09:04 > 0:09:06'I'm sorry,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08'but the person you've called is not available.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10'Please leave your message after the tone.'

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Er, hi, my name's Angel, I'd be really

0:09:13 > 0:09:16interested in viewing the flat you're renting in Shieldinch.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'd like to see it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Be great if you could call me back.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Er, hi,

0:09:27 > 0:09:30my name's Angel, I'd be really interested in viewing the flat...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33'Message deleted.'

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You all right? What are you doing?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Just looking for rooms to rent.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Are you moving to the neighbourhood?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Well, hope it's not solely on my account.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52You know, this property is highly sought-after.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56You're a fixer-upper. At best.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm afraid I'm off the market.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, I'm gutted(!)

0:10:08 > 0:10:09PHONE CHIMES

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Happy Valentine's!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I thought we weren't doing Valentine's.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31"Stella, we've gotta save for the baby doll."

0:10:31 > 0:10:32- I don't sound like that! - Aye, you do.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I'm going to need to teach this wean how to talk proper, you know what I mean?

0:10:35 > 0:10:40"How to talk proper, you know what I mean?" Aye, good luck with that. DOOR KNOCKS

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm not bothering you, am I, Stevie?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51No, you're fine, Kelly. Come in.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hey, Stella... Wow, you must be about to pop.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Kelly. We're really sorry... - I'll not keep yous.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06You shouldn't be carrying all this stuff about.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm fine, honest.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Right, so, there's a monitor, nappies, baby grows, hats, toys...

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Well, pretty much plenty to get you through the first wee while.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- We can't take all this. - It's all brand-new.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Really, you shouldn't have... - Have you got a buggy?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- No...- Well, there's no use it going to waste.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25We were devastated...

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I got your card. Thanks.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Right, I want to meet the wee one when it gets here.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I'd better get going.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33- See you later.- See you.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Here, that's the best of gear. Alex isn't cheap.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41We can't keep it.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44That was really nice of her to do that. That couldn't have been easy.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Well, I'm sorry, Stevie, it's just not right.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57What are you doing up here?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I wanted to give you the rest of your present.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Aw, Harry... - At least take a look.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14It is beautiful. But we both know I can't accept it.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18If I was older...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21..do you think we'd stand a chance?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, I don't know.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Maybe. If we got to know each other better...

0:12:30 > 0:12:35I booked this for us. You know, we could go away, be anonymous.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's a great hotel...

0:12:40 > 0:12:43..and we can just be "us".

0:12:45 > 0:12:48And then, if you still don't think there's anything

0:12:48 > 0:12:52worth exploring - I'll back off.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Hello? Eileen?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Go in the study! Go on...

0:13:06 > 0:13:08AJ...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Sorry for barging in.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13What's up? You all right?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Yeah. Yeah, why?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I don't know, you seem a bit...wired.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18SHE CHUCKLES No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20So, what is it?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I need your help. I am a dead man!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27She's been away for hours. She didn't even say she was going out.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Try not to worry, darlin', eh? - She's not shed a tear in days.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You just have to let her deal with it - her own way.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33DOOR OPENS

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Hi, Kel.- Where have you been? - How's Callum been?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Oh, he's fine, aye. He's playing with Madonna in her room.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44What are you doing?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Erm, just making a start on the arrangements, you know,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49for the service. Take the pressure off you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Were you talking about the funeral with Cal around?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Cal and Madonna won't be coming.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I'm going to do something with them so they can say goodbye in their own way.

0:13:56 > 0:14:02- Sweetheart, don't you think it's best that they be at the ceremony? - I've made my mind up.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04As far as the funeral goes, it's all in hand.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08That's where I've been, at the funeral home with Father Mulvaney.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's all organised.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17The hotel's flooded!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19It's shut. Anywhere else decent is booked out.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Can you not just buy her flowers and chocolates?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- CHUCKLING:- Have you met my wife?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm not sure I'm going to be much help.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Come on! You're a woman, I need ideas.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Well, give her something personal, something that captures you both.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Specifically...?- Er...

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Oh, oh, you are a genius! Mwah!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Of course, depends if we've got the box out of storage but, oh,

0:14:44 > 0:14:46yeah, yeah, thank you!

0:14:46 > 0:14:51Hopefully my beloved layabout's still at home.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53PHONE RINGS

0:14:59 > 0:15:00AJ, wait...

0:15:05 > 0:15:08And you're hiding in the study because...?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- CHUCKLING:- I wasn't hiding.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12No, I sent him in there to look for the rota.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14So we could check who's working tonight.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I mean, my memory is like a sieve at the moment...

0:15:17 > 0:15:19So, erm, where is it?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- What?- The rota.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26II couldn't find it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Well, don't worry, there's another one down in the bar,

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- we can check that.- Cool.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Why were you ringing? Did you need me for something?

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Yeah, he needs your help to avoid a Valentine's Day massacre.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Yeah, I need to pull a rabbit out of the hat for your mum tonight.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Actually, have you got time to nick back to the house

0:15:45 > 0:15:47and check the storage boxes for me?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Sure. What for?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'll explain on the way. Thanks again, Eileen.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53No problem.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Do you mind...?- No...

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Dad, don't!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07"I can't stop thinking about the night we shared...

0:16:07 > 0:16:09"I've never met anyone like you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11"Give me another chance.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12"For ever...

0:16:13 > 0:16:16"..yours, Harry."

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Dad, it's not a big deal.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32"The night we shared..."? He's a boy, Eileen!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34And you're old enough to be his mother!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37How could you do THAT with my son?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40It was a moment of madness.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42And Annie doesn't need to know.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I promise, it's finished.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Damn right it is! You, home.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Go.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56What the hell were you thinking of?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Some twisted recreation of our youth? I take it he doesn't know?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01No, of course not. It...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04It wasn't like that.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06What do you take me for?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12SHE SIGHS

0:17:12 > 0:17:13God.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23How long till my refund?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31ENGINE STARTS

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- You returning all that stuff? - Half the order was wrong.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36You knew I'd have paid for some of that.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37You are a petty, petty man.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Said the woman who rolls into town to steal my business...

0:17:40 > 0:17:42If I was out to get you, Robbie, don't you think

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I would have told the police or the insurers what I saw?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- What did you see?- You.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Walking away looking very shaky ten minutes before

0:17:50 > 0:17:52the fire brigade showed up.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55"Man walks home". That doesn't prove anything.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Might make them look closer at things.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Don't!- Well, what's stopping me?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02I'm not getting my money, OK? They've rejected my claim!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Does that make you happy?!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06What? How?

0:18:26 > 0:18:27What are you doing?

0:18:27 > 0:18:28I don't want this in here.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I thought we sorted this. You're being daft!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33How could you put this in here with our baby's stuff?

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I think you're overreacting a wee bit, are you no'?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Ho! Stella, what are you doing?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I'm not having this anywhere near our baby.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Can we not just talk about this?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Sake...

0:18:49 > 0:18:51And don't even think about bringing it back up,

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Stevie, get rid of it!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06So. They worked out you torched the place, eh?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Tut-tut-tut!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12No, because I didn't.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18There was no inspection certificate on my smoke alarm.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19It's voided the policy.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I thought that money was coming.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I have spent a fortune on my credit cards

0:19:29 > 0:19:31and I'm going to have to cancel it.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Sorry, well, it is a bit funny.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38You torch the place when you've invalidated your insurance.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I didn't torch the place!

0:19:40 > 0:19:43How come you haven't phoned the police, then?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Because maybe I'd have done the same thing.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- That I can believe.- Oh!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Look...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm not going to say anything.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55OK?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Really, I promise.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00After Will, things just... got out of hand...

0:20:02 > 0:20:04The business nosedived and...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08..it just seemed like the answer.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I just wanted a fresh start.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15OK, so do some home visits,

0:20:15 > 0:20:19put some cash aside, get the place cleaned up.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23I was barely breaking even before I lost most of my clients to you.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm losing too much money,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27I might as well just...

0:20:27 > 0:20:28let it go.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29What if...

0:20:31 > 0:20:34..I rent you my van when I'm on homers?

0:20:35 > 0:20:40I'd only want 15%, you could take any clients that come in.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Do that alongside home visits, you'll soon get the place painted,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46and we can go back to hating each other.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Why would you do that for me? - I'm not a monster.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53And I know what it means to own your own business.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Are you up for it?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yes.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Great, well, come by after four, and I'll show you the ropes.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Thank you.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Oh, easy, tiger! Don't get carried away.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14DOOR OPENS

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Mum, why did you let him in?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Kelly, we've got our differences, but you need to hear him out.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I just want to talk about the funeral.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's fine. I've sorted it.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26I've nothing to say to you.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29After everything we've been through?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Alex, David was the only thing connecting us.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35There is no David now, so there's no us.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Kelly, I need you. - I don't need you.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42If one good thing's came of this...

0:21:42 > 0:21:44is David's gift to me...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47..is now I'm free of you.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48That's not a good idea, son.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Would you please leave?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I don't even have anything of David's.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Can I get a toy or...?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's gone, I gave it all away. The baby stuff.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00David doesn't need it.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03You can't do that, Kelly! You had no right.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10Alex, I don't think she realises what's happened or what she's doing.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yep, no problem.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I'll check my appointment book and see when I can fit you in.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Brilliant. Thanks.- Is it for a special occasion, or...?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22No, no, it's just... A treat, you know.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24A wee pick-me-up.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Are you all right?

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30You just... You seem a bit down.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I just got myself in bit of a situation.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I've hurt somebody.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41And...

0:22:42 > 0:22:45..I don't feel that great about it.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Or about myself.

0:22:47 > 0:22:52Valentine's Day break-up? It's pretty common, though, I think.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Second only to New Year's break-up.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57It wasn't a break-up. There was no relationship. It was

0:22:57 > 0:22:59just a bit of fun.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03He was...younger...

0:23:03 > 0:23:05SHE CHUCKLES

0:23:05 > 0:23:08It was never going to be anything, it...

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I just feel bad about hurting him.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm sorry, I didn't meant to off-load on you.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17No, you're not, it's fine.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Look, I'll let you know about that appointment, OK?- Yeah.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Eileen, I was going to pop over later.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Right, what can I do for you? - We need to talk.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Do we?

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Paperwork on the health centre purchase has finally came through.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38It's official.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Right, that... That... That's brilliant news.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42It is.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46And as the woman who encouraged me to go for it, I think

0:23:46 > 0:23:48we should go out and celebrate. My treat.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Sounds lovely, but you don't need to do that.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I want to.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56We could even do a wee spa day first, you know - some pampering.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I mean, you look like you could to with a bit of de-stressing.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01No offence.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03That sounds like heaven.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Great, I'll look into some options and then I'll get back to you.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Great. Can't wait.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17I'm ready to step aboard the TARDIS!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19It's not any bigger inside!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's got all I need.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Water comes from a tank, so conserve it.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Drains need to be emptied at the end of every shift.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Power comes off the battery, so run the engine every couple of hours.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34And sweep up after every client. I'm particular about my work space.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35I can see that...

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Hey, my place, my rules.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Where'd you find this, anyway?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's a custom build. I designed it myself.

0:24:42 > 0:24:47Not just a pretty face. This is going to be great.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49PHONE CHIMES

0:25:00 > 0:25:03You're the guy with the room? Why didn't you just say?

0:25:03 > 0:25:04What you on about?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oh, come on?!

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Are you trying to tell me this is a massive coincidence?!

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Don't insult me any more, by trying to lie your way out of it.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Just give me some credit.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- We were at each other's throats. - Is the room taken, though?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18- The deal's off.- Angel, please!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21No. Leaching off my goodwill when you're sitting on that room?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23I didn't know how to broach it.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I knew you were going to be angry. Move in now.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29No. I don't want to live or work with a liar.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Get your stuff and get out my van! - I was jealous, OK?

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Everything is going so well for you, and all I've got is problems.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Robbie, you're the cause of your problems.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40"Oh, no, my nutjob husband's gone, I know what I'll do -

0:25:40 > 0:25:43"I'll let my business burn down - that'll solve everything!"

0:25:43 > 0:25:44It's pathetic.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48The only thing I've done differently from you is work hard,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51while you've whined, and got slaughtered and blamed other people.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06PHONE CHIMES

0:26:15 > 0:26:16DOOR OPENS

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Your dad is in the kitchen!

0:26:24 > 0:26:25I need to see you.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28I meant it when I told your dad there's nothing going on.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31I've never felt this way about anyone.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36Oh, you're not in love, Harry. You're a boy who got infatuated.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40I led you on and I'm sorry for that, but we are done.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I know you feel the same!

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Just keep your voice down. It's over.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46I am over this.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Liar.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Go!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Hey. You all right?- Yeah.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I was angry. I didn't mean to imply...

0:27:04 > 0:27:06You had every right to be.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09I got carried away...

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Attentions of a younger man.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17It had nothing to do with you... Us.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19If it's over...

0:27:19 > 0:27:20It-it is.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Then I'm happy to pretend it never happened.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Me, too.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44SOFT KNOCK ON DOOR

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Did you get rid of it?

0:27:49 > 0:27:53Charity shop was shut, so I left it in the doorway.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56I only put that stuff in here cos I thought you were all right

0:27:56 > 0:27:58- with us keeping it. - I said I didn't want it.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00And then you said it was fine.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01No, I didn't.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05All right, you didn't. You didn't say anything, as usual.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Expecting me to magically work it all out,

0:28:07 > 0:28:10and then you fire it down the stair when I cannae.

0:28:13 > 0:28:14I'm sorry.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16It's fine.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19I get it. It scared you, it made you worry our wean'll die.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21But Stella, that's just daft.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24That was a freak thing that happened with Kelly,

0:28:24 > 0:28:28- it was horrible bad luck.- Aye, well, bad luck kind of follows me about.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29That's not true.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Aye, it is. I know something bad's going to happen.

0:28:32 > 0:28:33It always does.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36With my ma, Bob...

0:28:36 > 0:28:39Nothing bad is going to happen to our wean.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Aye, well, what if it does?

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Sometimes just think it would be better if it wasn't even born, man.

0:28:46 > 0:28:47Right, that is enough!

0:28:47 > 0:28:50How can you stand there with our wean growing inside you,

0:28:50 > 0:28:52- and say that? - Cos it's the truth.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58How am I actually having this baby, Stevie?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01How can I say I love it,

0:29:01 > 0:29:03when aw's I'm doing is passing on my crap to it?

0:29:25 > 0:29:26Did you get that flat?

0:29:26 > 0:29:28No, I didn't like the neighbourhood.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Lots of dodgy characters around.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33They're all right when you get to know them.

0:29:33 > 0:29:34- Really?- Really!

0:29:34 > 0:29:36If you were to, say...

0:29:36 > 0:29:38have a drink with one of them,

0:29:38 > 0:29:40I'm sure you'd see folks are OK around here.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43What happened to you being spoken for?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45I didn't feel like it.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Look, I'm not asking for a Valentine's or anything,

0:29:47 > 0:29:50just... You know, could be fun?

0:29:50 > 0:29:52I mean, it's that or spend a night in on your own.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57I don't have anything better planned. You're paying.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Sound.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02The Ship at seven, OK? Sweet.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11TV PLAYS

0:30:11 > 0:30:15I've done the order of service, the hymns and what everyone's doing.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17If you could speak to Bob and Patrick for me...

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Erm...

0:30:24 > 0:30:27You've not got anything for Alex to do on this.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29He suddenly your best friend now?

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Kelly, you know how I feel about that man.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33But he is David's daddy.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36This isn't you.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38I haven't felt more like myself in ages.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Don't. Don't get hard, darling.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42It's too late for that.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Look, I know you're just trying to be strong,

0:30:44 > 0:30:46and I'm dead proud of you...

0:30:46 > 0:30:49but you've got to talk to me. Or-or somebody.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Shutting us out like this, it's just not good for you.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Kelly!

0:30:53 > 0:30:56It's you that's in a state, Mum.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01Leave her.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06What are we going to do, Jimmy? How are we gonnae help her?

0:31:06 > 0:31:08Just...give her time, eh?

0:31:18 > 0:31:20DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Hey... Oh, you look nice.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28I've got a date.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Oh, with the older woman?

0:31:33 > 0:31:37No. That's...er...ancient history.

0:31:40 > 0:31:41I heard from uni...

0:31:46 > 0:31:48- I've got back in.- Yes!- Oh!

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Oh, oh! Oh...

0:31:50 > 0:31:52I heard this afternoon.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Oh, superb.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55Oh, that is good news.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Everything's back to the way it should be.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Yeah, it's great.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03Enough! This shirt's just ironed!

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Well...

0:32:06 > 0:32:08don't wait up for me.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11God...thank goodness.

0:32:11 > 0:32:12I know, right?

0:32:12 > 0:32:14So, is that you home now?

0:32:14 > 0:32:15Yeah, I'm all yours.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Right, I've got plans to spoil you, plans aren't quite ready yet,

0:32:19 > 0:32:22so could you please stay out of the kitchen?

0:33:12 > 0:33:13PHONE RINGS

0:33:23 > 0:33:26'You're through to Urban Angel Haircare, Glasgow's

0:33:26 > 0:33:28'leading street-style specialist, leave me a message.'

0:33:28 > 0:33:33Hi, Angel, listen... I'm really sorry.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Could we just talk?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39OK. Bye.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46PHONE CHIMES

0:34:35 > 0:34:37You seem a bit nervous. Valentine's date?

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Well, relax! No man's gonnae stand you up.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49You look great.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Thanks.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Oh, you look great, too, Eileen.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56You do know there's a fine line between charm

0:34:56 > 0:34:57and sleaze?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59What can I get you both?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Er, vodka, diet Coke, please. - Make it two.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Don't let him play you.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12- You could do a lot better. - Don't worry...I can handle him.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18Thanks.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Right, 7.20.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23Keep the change.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Are you cooking?

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Uh(!)

0:35:34 > 0:35:35What's up?

0:35:35 > 0:35:37- Nothing.- What?

0:35:37 > 0:35:40I just... I take it we're not going away tonight, then?

0:35:41 > 0:35:43How did you know about that?

0:35:43 > 0:35:45I might have... glanced at the booking.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Just a peek.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49OK, I did have us booked into a hotel tonight,

0:35:49 > 0:35:51but the place got flooded out.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54So, I'm afraid a night in with my lamb and potato dauphinoise

0:35:54 > 0:35:57- is going to have to do.- Lovely.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01Not JUST your lamb and potato dauphinoise. Presents, too.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Presen-t!

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Uh-duh-duh-duh. No peeking.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11DOOR OPENS

0:36:11 > 0:36:13- I just want to talk. - Why did you let him in again?

0:36:13 > 0:36:17Kelly, David was Alex's, too. You need to talk to him.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25Say what you've got to say. Then you can go.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28I know you're angry with me, and that you want a divorce...

0:36:28 > 0:36:29We are divorcing.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34I need to talk to you about our son.

0:36:36 > 0:36:41Cos no-one else was there...when we held him and he died.

0:36:42 > 0:36:44That he was beautiful...

0:36:47 > 0:36:48..and he was real...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51..and ours...

0:36:51 > 0:36:53even for that short time.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57And I need to know that you feel like that, too.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03That he wasn't something that we can just move on from.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Yes. He was.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09All those things.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13I'm grateful for those moments with David.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16I always will be.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19OK. You can go now.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23It's fine.

0:37:31 > 0:37:32The memory box.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34I didn't need all that other stuff -

0:37:34 > 0:37:37doesn't mean I've forgotten about him.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52Such a tiny wee thing.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04Here.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09You sure?

0:38:13 > 0:38:15(Now, please go.)

0:38:31 > 0:38:35All right, Alex. Thanks for coming round.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36I'll see you again.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38DOOR CLOSES

0:38:43 > 0:38:46I mean, it's bad enough he's convinced I'm the Antichrist,

0:38:46 > 0:38:48when I've not behaved any worse than he has...

0:38:48 > 0:38:52but it's the two faces of it all that really gets to me.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Nicey-nicey, while he's stabbing me in the back.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Sorry, am I boring you?

0:38:58 > 0:39:02Sorry, it's terrible, it's really off of Robbie.

0:39:06 > 0:39:14Look, what do you say... we just...skip to the end?

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Another couple of drinks first?

0:39:27 > 0:39:29What can I get you, Harry?

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Another two shots, please.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33I hope you can handle her.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Well, I can give as good as I get.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Doesn't bother you, does it?

0:39:37 > 0:39:38No. Why would it?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Anyway, it's just a casual thing.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Uni took me back.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50I'm out of here in four weeks.

0:39:56 > 0:39:574.80.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Not going to miss anything about this place.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09Harry.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Just so as you know, this behaviour?

0:40:16 > 0:40:20It's doing the opposite of what you want it to do.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22You're such a child!

0:40:32 > 0:40:33Well, cheers.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42So, you ready to get out of here?

0:40:43 > 0:40:44Yeah, let's go.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:40:59 > 0:41:02I feel bad - I didn't get you anything.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Aye, well, why break the habit of a lifetime?

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Maybe I should've. New beginnings and all that.

0:41:08 > 0:41:09You've given me plenty recently.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13We've had quite a year, haven't we?

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Truth be told, there were times...

0:41:16 > 0:41:18I wasn't sure we'd still be here tonight.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I want you to know how much this means.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24I've not made it easy for you, either.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Being paranoid about Eileen...

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Thanks for putting up with me, too.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Go on, open it!

0:41:40 > 0:41:43It's the one you wore to our wedding - the one Mum gave you.

0:41:46 > 0:41:47Yeah, yeah! It's just...

0:41:47 > 0:41:51Well, it was broken, you know, I've not seen it for a long time.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53I got it fixed.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Thank you. That's so thoughtful.

0:41:57 > 0:41:58I know, right?

0:42:00 > 0:42:01I'll get dinner.

0:42:19 > 0:42:24MUSIC: This Year's Love by David Gray

0:42:31 > 0:42:33LAUGHTER

0:42:45 > 0:42:47I can't believe we're doing this.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48Shut up and kiss me.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56No. Sorry.

0:42:56 > 0:42:57Sorry. I can't do this.

0:42:59 > 0:43:00Sake, Harry.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04I should be with someone else.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Then why the hell are you doing this with me?

0:43:07 > 0:43:10It was meant to be casual, but...

0:43:12 > 0:43:14..I love her.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Eileen.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21You're her younger man?

0:43:22 > 0:43:25And you paraded me in front of her?

0:43:26 > 0:43:27Classy, Harry!

0:43:27 > 0:43:29Real mature.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33No wonder she dumped you.

0:43:37 > 0:43:38FOOTSTEPS RECEDE

0:44:16 > 0:44:19FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Kelly?

0:44:22 > 0:44:24My baby's dead, Mum.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26- My baby's dead.- I know.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- I lost him, Mum, I lost him! - I know, darlin'.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43SHE SOBS

0:44:45 > 0:44:47There you go. Thanks.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55Hi, Liz! You're out late tonight.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57The flat was empty -

0:44:57 > 0:45:00I felt like a change of scene.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02But I forgot it was Valentine's.

0:45:02 > 0:45:05No, stay. Please. Let me buy you a drink.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11Why not? I'll have a sherry, thank you.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17- Ellie, would you get a sherry for Liz?- Aye.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23I thought you'd gone with Angel.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25I couldn't.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28I can't. I want to be with you!

0:45:28 > 0:45:30Right, just stop it.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32I don't want anyone else.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34And I don't care about all the reasons why not.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36I know you feel the same.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39Get up the stairs, up the stairs! I'll follow you up.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43INAUDIBLE

0:46:04 > 0:46:06- What are you doing? - Go away, Robbie!

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Oh, my God! You are a bag lady!

0:46:08 > 0:46:10Have you got cats in there, as well?

0:46:10 > 0:46:13- Please just leave me alone, Robbie. - Oh, no, no way.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16How are YOU homeless? You're always so busy.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18I thought you had it all figured out.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21Well, now you know. I'm a financial screw-up, just like you.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Eh. Not like me. I'm not sleeping in a van!

0:46:23 > 0:46:27It's because of this bloody thing I can't afford to live in a real flat.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29The interest is so high

0:46:29 > 0:46:32I'm going to be paying it off for the rest of my life.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35I should report you. This is against the law.

0:46:35 > 0:46:36I didn't report you.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Aye, cos you couldnae. Police'd find out you're a tramp.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42- Please, it's just temporary. - I've got no option.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43Unless...

0:46:44 > 0:46:47You move in with me. Rent-free.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51I won't stay somewhere out of pity.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53It's a business transaction.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57In return, I get to use the van, percentage-free.

0:46:57 > 0:47:01I need somewhere to work, and you need somewhere to live.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06I didn't mean to say you were pathetic.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08That stuff with Will must have really screwed you up.

0:47:10 > 0:47:11My mess is all my own doing.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14I'm starting to turn things around.

0:47:14 > 0:47:15You up for it?

0:47:15 > 0:47:17I don't know.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20My place, my rules.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24One, the back catalogue of Ms K Minogue

0:47:24 > 0:47:26can and will be played at all hours.

0:47:26 > 0:47:31Two, no bringing home ugly boys. Three...

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Other than that, I'm fairly easy. We got a deal?

0:47:36 > 0:47:39Purely a business arrangement, of course.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Oh, strictly.

0:47:47 > 0:47:51You're not planning on us going away again, are you?

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Mmm? No.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55No surprise trips?

0:47:56 > 0:47:57Why?

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Just...

0:48:00 > 0:48:02it would have been nice to go away tonight,

0:48:02 > 0:48:04but I'd have to get back first thing.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08It would be good to know, so that I could plan.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Duly noted. No more surprise trips.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18Extra presents are always welcome, though.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21Hey, was stressed enough thinking of this one.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Do you want to go out tonight?

0:48:26 > 0:48:28It's late.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32Live a little. Make up for not taking you out-out?

0:48:32 > 0:48:33Just the Ship.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36- OK.- Yeah?

0:48:43 > 0:48:45EILEEN: What the hell was that?

0:48:45 > 0:48:47In front of Liz and a pub full of punters?

0:48:49 > 0:48:50I want to be with you.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52Harry, will you please listen to what I'm telling you?

0:48:54 > 0:48:55This can't happen!

0:48:55 > 0:48:56I don't want it to.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Was today not enough of a reality check for you?

0:48:59 > 0:49:02You are... You're charming, and you're sweet,

0:49:02 > 0:49:03and I've really enjoyed your company.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05But the way you behaved with Angel,

0:49:05 > 0:49:09it just reminded me how young you really are.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Now, we are never going to be together.

0:49:13 > 0:49:18I don't need to go to Berwick-upon-Tweed to realise that.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21I'm sorry.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Can't blame a guy for trying.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30I really do care about you.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32I know. And I'm very flattered.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40I want you to keep this.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42I can't.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Please. Just...take it.

0:49:47 > 0:49:48I bought it for you.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50It wouldn't feel right giving it to anyone else.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54Every time you look at it...

0:49:55 > 0:49:58..I want you to remember how amazing you are.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00And that you deserve to be loved.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14You talking to me now?

0:50:23 > 0:50:25The way you run the Oyster.

0:50:27 > 0:50:29The way you're loyal to folk.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31The way you get my tea just right.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35The way you spoon me at night.

0:50:35 > 0:50:36What are you talking about?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39It's a list of things you do that aren't cursed.

0:50:40 > 0:50:42You say everything you touch, it goes wrong.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Well, I'm getting everything down here to prove that isnae true.

0:50:45 > 0:50:46And it's full.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53The way your face wrinkles up all cute when you smile.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57The way you look first thing in the morning.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01- The way you're amazing with weans. - Stevie.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05My head's buzzing with all this rubbish.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09The way you are with me,

0:51:09 > 0:51:12a man that doesnae deserve you,

0:51:12 > 0:51:15and still he cannae believe that you want to have a wean with him.

0:51:19 > 0:51:24The way that...whatever happens,

0:51:24 > 0:51:25we manage together.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Aye.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39I'm happy for you to keep working for me until you go back to uni.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41If that's not too awkward...

0:51:41 > 0:51:45No. I'd like that. I'd like us to be friends, too,

0:51:45 > 0:51:46if that's even possible.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48I'm sure we can manage that.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55Can I get a large red and a cherry cider, please?

0:51:55 > 0:51:58Why don't you grab a table? I'll bring the drinks over.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00- I'm pure chivalrous like that. - I've never felt so loved.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03Actually, I need to speak to Eileen about our spa day.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06- Is Eileen around? - Aye, she's upstairs, I think.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09- Right, I'm just going to run up. Won't be long.- OK.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12Are you sure you won't change your mind about this?

0:52:12 > 0:52:14No. If I take it back

0:52:14 > 0:52:17they'll know I'm the guy who got dumped on Valentine's Day.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19Thank you.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:52:21 > 0:52:22It's lovely.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24Isn't it just?

0:52:26 > 0:52:29So you drew the short straw, then? Working the Valentine's shift?

0:52:29 > 0:52:32Och, no, I volunteered so Stevie could be with Stella.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34Although if I'd known Harry was going to bail on his date

0:52:34 > 0:52:37- I'd have made him do it. - Harry bailed?- I think so.

0:52:37 > 0:52:40He was in here about five minutes ago looking like a lovesick puppy.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Back in a second.

0:52:47 > 0:52:48Can I have a look at it?

0:52:50 > 0:52:51Sure.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57- Ow!- You utter bitch! - Mum!- Annie!

0:52:57 > 0:52:59- What are you playing at? - Keep out of this.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02This is between me, her, and my cheating husband.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05Annie, sweetheart, you've got this completely wrong.

0:53:05 > 0:53:06Keep your pathetic lies to yourself.

0:53:08 > 0:53:12I found this necklace in our lounge this morning.

0:53:12 > 0:53:15And he's taking her on a dirty weekend!

0:53:15 > 0:53:17I found the booking for next month.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Annie, I didn't buy anything for Eileen. I swear.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23You promised me that you'd changed.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26I shouldn't really blame you.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29I should never have taken you back last time.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Shame on me.

0:53:31 > 0:53:32No more.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34And you!

0:53:34 > 0:53:37- You are some piece of work! - Mum, stop!

0:53:37 > 0:53:41You've got it all wrong. Dad didn't buy the necklace,

0:53:41 > 0:53:42or the weekend away for Eileen.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48I did.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50- SHE SCOFFS - Don't try to cover up

0:53:50 > 0:53:51- for your father.- Please, Annie...

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Don't talk to me.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Harry did buy the necklace for me.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57And why would he do that?

0:53:57 > 0:53:59- Because I'm in love with her! - Oh, dear God.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04I beg your pardon.

0:54:04 > 0:54:06We met on a blind date when I first arrived in Glasgow.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Wait a minute.

0:54:11 > 0:54:12This...

0:54:12 > 0:54:15This was the guy you met?

0:54:15 > 0:54:16My son?!

0:54:16 > 0:54:19I'm sorry. I didn't know then. I didn't find out

0:54:19 > 0:54:22- until after we'd spent the night together.- After you...!

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Oh, God, tell me this isn't happening!- It isn't.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29As soon as I found out he was your son, it was over.

0:54:29 > 0:54:31- I think I'm going to be sick. - How could you do this to us?

0:54:31 > 0:54:33You promised me it was finished.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35It never started.

0:54:35 > 0:54:36You knew about this?

0:54:36 > 0:54:38I only found out today. I was trying to protect you.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40There's nothing going on now, I promise you.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42- I can't even look at you.- Annie!

0:54:46 > 0:54:48Please, let me explain.

0:54:48 > 0:54:51I have heard more than enough already.

0:54:51 > 0:54:53We talked about that guy you met.

0:54:53 > 0:54:56We even laughed about the fact that you spent the night with him.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58- I didn't know!- That was my son!

0:55:02 > 0:55:04- You're a pervert.- Mum! Come on. That's not fair.

0:55:04 > 0:55:08- Harry, stay out of this. - No, I won't. I'm part of this, too.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10- I pursued her.- She led you on. - No, she didn't.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13You've been lying to me this whole time, while behind my back

0:55:13 > 0:55:17you've been orchestrating some sordid little affair with my son!

0:55:17 > 0:55:18- Harry, home. Now.- No.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20This is not up for discussion. Move it.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22No. I'm staying here.

0:55:22 > 0:55:23With her?

0:55:23 > 0:55:25I care about Eileen, Mum.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28I want to stay here and make sure she's OK.

0:55:29 > 0:55:32- And what about me?- I'm fine, Harry. Just go.- No!

0:55:35 > 0:55:37And what if I told you

0:55:37 > 0:55:39that you're not the first man in this family

0:55:39 > 0:55:41to have slept in that trollop's bed?

0:55:43 > 0:55:46- That make you change your mind, would it?- What?

0:55:46 > 0:55:49Can we not do this here?

0:55:49 > 0:55:50Oh, I think we will!

0:55:52 > 0:55:53What are you on about?

0:55:53 > 0:55:57Oh, well, how can I put this delicately?

0:55:58 > 0:56:00They used to be together.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02Intimately.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06I'm afraid your father beat you to that particular slam-dunk.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12Popped each other's cherries, I believe.

0:56:12 > 0:56:13Sweet, isn't it?

0:56:14 > 0:56:17Not so attractive now, is it, darling?

0:56:18 > 0:56:20Still want your cougar? Huh?

0:56:33 > 0:56:36Two men, one family,

0:56:36 > 0:56:38- 30 years apart. - SHE LAUGHS

0:56:38 > 0:56:40- That's quite an achievement.- Annie.

0:56:40 > 0:56:43Please can we go upstairs and talk about this? As friends?

0:56:43 > 0:56:45We were never friends, Eileen.

0:56:47 > 0:56:49You were just an acquaintance.

0:56:50 > 0:56:52AJ. Move.

0:57:04 > 0:57:07I don't care what the police are saying. What really happened?

0:57:07 > 0:57:10Eileen, your father has taken a fall.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13We therefore tenderly commit the body to its resting place.

0:57:13 > 0:57:14I'll get an ambulance.

0:57:14 > 0:57:17- Bob, you cannae, it's coming right now.- What?!

0:57:17 > 0:57:18Stella!

0:57:18 > 0:57:22I think Eileen might be onto something about Alasdair.

0:57:22 > 0:57:24I was in the neighbourhood and remembered

0:57:24 > 0:57:27we'd some unfinished business, so here's how this is going to play.

0:57:27 > 0:57:28Tell him what you did,

0:57:28 > 0:57:29before I blow his brains out.