0:00:20 > 0:00:23There's a definite tightness back there.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You're well shot of that place.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27But it was my home.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I'm 25 years old, I've not got a girlfriend, no job, no home, nothing.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- I didn't know you were back. - Aye, Stella's back.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Because if I was to choose a family for my wee lassie,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38then...it would be yours.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40TEARFULLY: It'd be you.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41I don't need your help!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43That wee boy in there,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46please, I'm begging you, don't screw him up.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Morning!
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Do you want a coffee?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oh, aye? You're finally up? About time!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10What's happening, mate?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You don't seem yourself.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Are you nervous about tonight?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18What's happening tonight?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Your open mic night!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh. I'm not nervous about it.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Is this about your dad selling the house?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Look, just because your family are all away from Shieldinch,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34you've still got all your pals here, you've still got us.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Aye, because that's exactly what you want out of life, isn't it?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Living with a happy couple. Brilliant.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You should get ready for work.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I don't feel like working.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Look, we've got a really busy day today. I need you, mate!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Angus, you won't feel any better sitting here all day feeling sorry for yourself.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55If you go to work, who knows what might happen?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Eh? Your day might get better.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08You're going to need to look after him today,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10because he's obviously not feeling great.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12He needs a good kick up the backside.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No, he needs his best mate to be supportive and understanding!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19He's been trying too hard lately, with all these businesses.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I think he feels like a failure.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- He's kind of got a point, doesn't he?- Bob!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I don't mean he's a failure, I just mean...
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, this open mic thing, it's...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34That was quick.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Are you not going to have a shower?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37What's the point?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48He needs you just now, so you just need to be patient.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49I'll see you later.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Er, have you not got a kiss for me?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Love you.- Yeah, I love you, too.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh, sorry!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13No, my fault. I should watch where I'm going.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- How's things?- Yeah, busy day ahead.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I won't keep you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Oh, how's Lenny?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22He's fine. Same as usual.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Well, tell him I'll come and see him later.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm fine too, thanks for asking. My shoulder?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Have you forgotten already?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- I'm sure you'll be fine. - See you later.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Sorry, Eileen. I meant to pick that stuff up.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45No, don't be daft. You've got enough on your plate.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Are you going out?- I'm going for a coffee, yes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Right. Is there any chance you could take Hope?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52It's just...she's kept me up all night, I've not had much sleep.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Oh, I can't, Stella, I'm meeting somebody.- Oh, right. Who?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Brian. Well, if he shows up.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Brian? Really?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You seem surprised.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- No, er, it's just after everything that's happened...- I know.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What changed his mind?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I told him I want him to spend some time with Stuart.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I hope he shows up.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Me too.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I need my son!- I'm sure he will. You're his mum.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19No matter what happens, he still loves you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Right, I need to go. Look, can you keep an eye on Stuart?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Right, well, how long will you be? - I'll be back soon.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30OK, it's just because it's a bit of a struggle having the two of them together, you know what I mean?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Well, Stuart's just playing in his room. I'll only be ten minutes and then we'll be downstairs.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Right, but, see...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Thanks(!)
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Right, just us! What are we going to do?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Oh, hi, Eileen! Lovely surprise! How are you?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Yeah, fine.- I was thinking about you the other day.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Well, thinking about Malcolm actually.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I was hoping that you were feeling better.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58No...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00He's never far from my mind.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I miss him all the time.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05But...he was always looking to the future,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07so I'm trying to be just like him.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, that's great. Stay positive, that's the key.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Now, what can I get you?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Well, I'd like something sweet if you've got anything?
0:05:16 > 0:05:21What about one of my home-made muffins? Freshly made this morning.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Perfect, I'll have two.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Oh, aye? Hot date, is it?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26At half nine in the morning?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29No, I'm, um...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm meeting my son, actually.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, great. Well, pass on my best.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36So business is good then?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Oh, really good. And we're doing an open mic night.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Really exciting stuff.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I'm just loving being back here.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, you know Gina wants to sell the flat?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Are you kidding me?- No. I was thinking about it myself, but if you're interested,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54she'd be delighted to sell it to you for the going rate. She just wants it off her hands.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yes. I'm definitely interested.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01I mean, obviously, I'd have to run it past Annie, but it's exactly what we're looking for.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Oh, it's perfect, Eileen. - Well, give me a ring when you've spoken to Annie,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07and I'll put you in touch with Gina.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Eileen, you're an angel!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Gonna pass me that spanner?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Angus!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Spanner!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- What spanner? - There!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Can you not get it yourself, no?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Well, what are you doing? You might as well make yourself some use.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'm not your sidekick.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48What?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I'm not Robin and you're not Batman.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54What are you talking about?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Everybody round here's just out for themselves.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59They pretend they're this big, friendly community,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02but really everybody wants to see everybody else fail. I'm sick of it!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Where's this coming from?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Do you think my open mic idea's stupid?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08No.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I heard you saying to Ellie you thought I was a failure.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- I never said that. - You did, I heard you!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Look, I didn't mean "failure".
0:07:15 > 0:07:16So what did you mean?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I just meant...maybe you're going about your life in the wrong way.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24All these money-making schemes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Maybe you're not meant to be an entrepreneur. Maybe you're just...
0:07:28 > 0:07:29average.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Do you think I'm a failure?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34No.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Do you think my ideas are stupid?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Look, I don't have time for this. Can we get on with some work please?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Are you going to hand me the spanner?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47There's your spanner!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Mum!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Hey! All set for the big night?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Look, new flyers have arrived. Check it out!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33We have to cancel it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Cancel? Something wrong?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- I'm not doing it. - Why not?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- It's stupid.- What's stupid?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43The open mic night. Nobody's gonna show up.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It was a stupid idea, so I'm cancelling it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47You can't just decide to cancel.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I've been planning for this.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- We've got a liquor license especially. I've advertised it. - I don't want to do it any more.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55No. No way, Angus. I'm not having that.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It makes the business look bad if we cancel last minute.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- So do it without me. - This is your idea!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03"Ask for Angus!" That's you, you're Angus!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06It's a stupid idea and I'm embarrassed I even had it in the first place.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Look, just take these flyers and hand them out in the street.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11And be humiliated and rejected?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14If it was up to you I'd be dressed as a giant microphone as well.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16That's not a bad idea actually.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Look Angus, open mic night was your idea, not mine.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Why should I be left to tidy up after your mess?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You're acting like a sulky teenager.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I need to go to work.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Angus, look at me. People I knew thought my ideas were stupid.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I've gone from banker to pie-man.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37But I'm good at it,
0:09:37 > 0:09:39business is booming.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43See, sometimes, you have to risk looking stupid to be successful.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Look, I'm not cancelling it. And you better show up tonight.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Get over there, take these flyers to the gym, it's always busy there.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53And go to a couple of the shops as well. That is all I ask of you
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You'll do yourself an injury!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Nonsense, I'm deceptively lithe.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You know, ever since he joined that gym,
0:10:10 > 0:10:12he thinks he's Burt Lancaster!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14THEY LAUGH
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oh, hello there, Angus.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Want to put some flyers up for us? - Mm-hm.- What are they for?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22"Open Mick night?"
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Open MIC night!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh! "An evening of stand-up, music and entertainment."
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh, we'll definitely go to that!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Finally, a bit of culture in this place!- Great.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Might as well do it in an old folks' home.- Oh, none of your snark!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What a cheek.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Try and keep your back straight.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- You all right?- Yeah, why?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01You seem to be looking at me weird.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Just admiring your way with the women.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm just doing my job.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yeah, well, that's why I hired you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09- Mm-hm?- Mm-hm.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Hadn't you better go back to work? - Mm-hm.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Hi, Angus! Good to see you back.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You not been in the last couple of days.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'm not here to train, I've just got some flyers to give you.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Oh, is this your open mic night?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32See you later.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Angus.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38You're not gonna try and sell it to me a bit more?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's...a daft idea.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Why?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Who wants to come to an open mic night in Shieldinch?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49But that's what's so great about it. Something a bit different.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Breathing new life into the community.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Shieldinch needs people like you and me, Angus.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Risk-takers. Innovators.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00You don't need to give me the big speech, I've already had it from AJ.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01It's all right for you.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04But I'm a failure.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06You are a failure.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Thanks.- And so am I! Look, I've been a failure all my life.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16This is the first idea I've ever had that's actually been a success.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Look around.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Looks busy.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yeah.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23That's what I mean.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Bill Gates was a college drop out,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28JK Rowling couldn't get anyone to publish her books.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Everyone fails before they succeed. Can't have one without the other.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Aye, but not everybody that fails goes on to succeed.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Some people are just failures all their life.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39But you need to believe in yourself.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Self-confidence is everything.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45There's a fine line between self-confidence and delusion.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ladies and gentlemen.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56If you have a talent to showcase, or if you're just looking for a good night out,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59don't miss the open mic night tonight at The Oyster Cafe.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01If you want any more information,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04just grab a flyer from the devastatingly handsome young
0:13:04 > 0:13:09gentleman with the lovely cheeky smile, standing right beside me.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's, er, seven o'clock at the Oyster.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Cheers.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- See you there.- Thank you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Thanks.- See you tonight.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Tea OK? I mean, I could get you something else?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Tea's fine.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Brian, I really appreciate you coming back here today.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I want to apologise for the way I was before.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51OK.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54I'm sorry.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I was confused, I was grieving.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00I didn't know what to think.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02But you thought the worst.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07You know, all my life, I've been bullied. Called mental and weird.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10That doesn't happen any more.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Everybody I know can see the change.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Except you. My own mother.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'd been through a lot.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I wasn't thinking straight. - I'd never harm Stuart.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- I know that.- So where is Stuart now? Can I see him?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39The night's on.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Where have you been?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I'm gonna make a success of this, and I don't need anybody's help.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You've changed your tune from this morning.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Have you been to that gym recently?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Mate, is there something wrong with your eyes?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Look, I'm pure packing man, go feel it.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I'm saying it's really busy and she built that up from nothing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- She's got such a great energy. - Who?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Angel. And she said Shieldinch needs people like me and her.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Innovators.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I knew it.- What? There's always a girl involved.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Involved in what? - With you!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Every time you go from miserable to happy,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18it's always because a woman looked your way.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's not about the girl. I don't even fancy her.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Well, I do fancy her a wee bit, but who wouldn't?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25She's well out of your league, mate.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Oh, is that right? - Aye, that is right!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Well, how come she said I was "devastatingly handsome"?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- She what?- And she said I had a lovely cheeky smile.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- No, she didn't.- She did!- She announced it to the whole gym!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You're winding me up.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39She definitely fancies me.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Mate, she's playing games with you. She'd chew you up and spit you out!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- When are you gonna start being a mate?- I AM a mate.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Mates don't put you down. - Aye, but they don't lie to you either, do they?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50PHONE RINGS
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hello?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Look, calm down, calm down. What is it?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Just through here.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Say hello to Brian.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Hi, Brian.- Hello, Stuart, how are you?- Good. - It's good to see you again.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09I like your ball.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Maybe we could go and have a wee kickabout? Would you like that?- Yay!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Well, maybe we could all go after I've made us some lunch?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Why don't we go to the basketball courts and you can sort out lunch?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Yes.- Well, would you like that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Yeah!- All right, OK, go and get your coat.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Right, well, um, I'll make some sandwiches and I'll meet you there.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Aye, OK. Whatever. That you?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Right, OK, let's go and play football, eh?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Let's go. Say cheerio.- Cheerio! - Cheerio!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37See you later! Right, let's go.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Hey! What was so important I had to leave work for?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I've, er, found us a flat.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Where?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Well, that's the best bit.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Ta-da!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55What?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57It's our flat. Gina's selling it.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00And Eileen's giving us first shout before it goes to market.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03OK.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Look, you're in shock. I was in shock as well.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11But think about it, right? We don't even have to move...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13We'll get it at a very reasonable price...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16And... Well, it's everything we've been looking for.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18You know...
0:17:18 > 0:17:23I can see us sitting on the sofa for the rest of our lives,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26growing old and fat together in our pyjamas and slippers,
0:17:26 > 0:17:28just like Mum and Dad.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Are you all right?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yeah, well...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- You don't seem very enthusiastic. - Well, what did you say to her?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Well, I told her I'd speak to you first, obviously.- Good.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42But I also said that you'd be very interested.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Why did you tell her I'd be interested
0:17:43 > 0:17:45if you hadn't even spoken to me about it?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- So, what? You're not interested? - I didn't say that.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So what's the problem then? Stop being difficult!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I'm not being difficult! Don't accuse me of being...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55PHONE RINGS
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Hello?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yes, OK, OK. Thank you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- I need to get back to work. - Uh... We need to talk.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Well, we'll talk about it another time.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, I'll see you at lunchtime, then?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12DOOR SHUTS, HE SIGHS
0:18:15 > 0:18:17KNOCK AT DOOR
0:18:18 > 0:18:20She's literally just stopped greeting.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21I feel as if I'm goin' aff ma heid!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, it's all right, I'm here to help.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Well, I just don't think I can cope with this any more, Bob, honestly.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's too much.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Look, we'll take her out for a walk, give you a wee break.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35No, I cannae ask you to do that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You need some time to yerself.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39An hour's sleep will make all the difference.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Thanks, you're a legend. I'll go and get her hat.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Look at her. Beautiful, ain't she?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- I cannae see her.- What d'you mean?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Your shining armour's blinding my eyes, man.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Very funny!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00It's strange how you can rush here to help her,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02but you cannae help your best mate out.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- She's got real problems. - What, and I don't?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08(Here you go.)
0:19:08 > 0:19:10She's a handful, ain't she? Just like her ma!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Shut up!- Now, you get some rest now, all right?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- See ya.- Bye, darlin'.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
0:19:25 > 0:19:28How long are we gonnae take this baby for?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I've got too much on the day.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Look, I'm just trying to help out a pal, all right?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Well, it might be more helpful if you find Stevie,
0:19:34 > 0:19:36d'you know what I mean?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37(Right, there we go.)
0:19:41 > 0:19:42C'mon...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Hey. You two branching out into baby-sitting now?
0:19:47 > 0:19:52- Well, eh... We're just, eh, lending a hand. Ain't we?- Mm-hm.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Well, I'm surprised you've got the time.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Are you upset about something? - No. Why would I be?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Ellie, it was actually my idea.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I thought that she might help sell the open mic night.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Everybody loves a cute baby.- Mm. - Aye, that's right.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, I'm glad to see you're in better spirits, Angus,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12but I don't think you need the baby.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Bob's cuter than any wee baby! Ain't you, eh? Kchhh-kchhh!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18SHE CHUCKLES I should get you a wee hat like that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Gonnae stop it, huh?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Right, c'mon.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Come and get it! #
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, you missed. You missed again!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32LAUGHING: You missed again!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Ah, right. You get it and score a penalty, right?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Come and score...
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Right, bring it in. C'mon, score... Go!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Oh! 2-2!
0:20:41 > 0:20:462-2! It's 2-2! Right, back up, go...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Eileen! I got your message. Is everything all right?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Everything's fine.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I just thought you might like to see this...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- 'Oh! Was that in? Was that a save?' STUART:- Naw.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Oh! - 'Back up.'
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- LIZ LAUGHS - Thank you.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Oh, what for?- For bringing him here.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08Oh, I didn't do anything. No, this was all Malcolm's idea.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Well...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I wish my dad was here to see this.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:19 > 0:21:22You should tell him to... visit more often.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- 'C'mon, swing it in.' - I will.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28This is his home.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- (Ah...) - 'Shoot!'
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Open mic night at the Oyster?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Gimme the baby.- What for?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Just gimme the baby.- What?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Open mic night?- Oh, she's gorgeous.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Thanks. Her name's Hope. D'you want to take a wee flyer?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Great, thanks. - Hopefully see you there, cheers.- OK.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- You're no' bein' much help. - Naebody's interested.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03All right, so you can help Stella, but no' me, is that it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I saved you with Ellie and now you're no' returning the favour.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08BOB SIGHS What're you pair playing at?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Uh, we're promoting the open mic night. You wanna come?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12The open what-what?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Nah, it's not for me. - It's gonna be brilliant.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- If you don't come, you're gonna regret it. Everybody's gonna be talking about it.- Hm.- Hey, Angus.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Hi, you!- How's it going with the flyers? There's been loads of interest at the gym.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I'm just tellin' Jimmy how brilliant it's gonnae be.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27People aren't into it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- That's cos you're no' trying to sell it.- You cannae sell something that naebody wants.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You should talk to my friend Cassie. She works in marketing.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I think you and her would hit it off, actually.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39She's American. She knows loads about this kind of stuff.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40American?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Nah, I prefer Scottish girls, they're much more fun.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- D'you know what I'm saying? - BOB SIGHS
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Right, uh... Well...I'll see you tonight then.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51See you tonight, Angel. "Angel"...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54That name really suits you.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- OK... - SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Well... See you!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00(See ya.)
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- What was all that about? - He fancies her.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- What, were you flirtin' with her? - I don't fancy her!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, I hope your promoting's better than your flirting, son.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- BOB SIGHS - Mate, are we finished yet?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15No. Open mic night?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20HOPE MOANS
0:23:20 > 0:23:22QUIET CHATTER IN PUB
0:23:23 > 0:23:25So, what are you thinking?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- I'm thinking there's a lot of problems.- Like what?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well, we need to replace the boiler and it needs to be rewired.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I mean, how can we even consider buying this?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You're already talking about thousands of pounds.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I know, but that's still less money than we'd spend if we moved elsewhere.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- And the bedroom's too small. - Why do we need a big bedroom?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46The whole place is too small.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You've never said this before.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I say it all the time, you just never listen to me!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55You know, I thought we would live somewhere in the West End,
0:23:55 > 0:23:56or out in the countryside.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I thought that's what we talked about.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Yeah, I know, but look what the report says... - I have seen all I need to see.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Annie, this is a perfect opportunity, it's fallen into our laps.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08So why are you throwing up obstacles?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I'm not throwing up obstacles. These are legitimate concerns.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13HE SIGHS
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Why is nothing ever good enough for you?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Why would you say that?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I... I just think we can do better.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- All right, don't try and make me feel guilty.- I'm not trying to...
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Yes, you are.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28You're trying to manipulate me.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- I need to get back to work. - Don't go, this is stupid.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33We need to talk about this.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I'm trying to have an honest conversation for once.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I'll see you later.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40HE SIGHS
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Aah! Oh! Aah...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh, Patrick, thank goodness you're here!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I've hurt my back. Can you... Can you work your magic?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Oh, Patrick. PLEASE, Patrick!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I don't think I can listen to any more of his moaning.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I really think you should go to your GP.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Well, I couldn't get an appointment!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00And I have to be fit for the talent show tonight.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Ah... Ooh! - Are you OK, Alasdair?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Oh, I feel 20 years younger! - Ah, well, you don't look it!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Look, I really think you should go home and get some rest, Alasdair.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14No, I have to perform tonight at the Oyster.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Look, I really don't think that's a good idea.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I don't think anybody thinks it's a good idea.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I feel wonderful.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Your boyfriend has magic hands. - Aye, you're a big sook. Come on.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Magic hands?- Mm-hm.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Thanks, Bob. I don't know what I'd dae without you.- Hm.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43BOB SIGHS (It's OK, it's OK.)
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Do you know about Angus's thing at the Oyster tonight?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Aye, is that still happening?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50It is, and I think you should come along.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Ah... I don't know, man, it's not really my thing.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You need tae get out more.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58It's no' good for you being stuck indoors all the time.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Aye, but you'll be there with Ellie.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05I can still hang about with you. Ellie will be fine.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- I don't know... - Look, come for Angus.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09If naebody turns up, he'll be all mopey again.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11We need a good turnout for him.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Right, OK, I'll dae my best to come.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Brilliant. Right, well, I better get going, I'll...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20maybe see you later on then? All right?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Maybe.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24(Right. Bye-bye, Hope. See you.)
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Night. See you.- See you.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36We can't seem to avoid each other today.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- I've been trying my best. - Well, you'll need to try harder.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41I was just getting those vitamins you recommended for Lenny.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Good for you. See you later.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Hey, if... AJ needs anything for tonight,
0:26:45 > 0:26:46tell him just to give me a call.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Tell him yourself, I'm not his secretary.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Aye, he's a good wee footballer. - He takes after your dad.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Go! It's just been great to spend time with him.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm glad you feel that way.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05There's been something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06- Sounds serious.- It's...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I know you've been having some money difficulties lately.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- I'll get by, I always do. - Yeah, maybe, son, but...
0:27:14 > 0:27:17It's hard as your mum to stand by and do nothing.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Mum, there's no need to lend me money if that's what you're saying. That's no' why I came here today.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23No... No, I know that's not why you came, and...
0:27:23 > 0:27:26It's not money I'm offering, it... It's something more.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Oh, Stuart, be careful! - Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34That your ball, wee man? Better watch you don't lose it, eh?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37You take your ball, son, before the bad man bursts it.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- LENNY SNORTS - Hey, it's not Brian, is it?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Here, you better be teaching the wee man the Green Cross Code.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45He's gonnae be needing it if he's back behind the wheel.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- You need to shut your mouth. - I never knew how you could be so forgiving, you know?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Letting a loony back into your life.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Brian, please. No' in front of Stuart.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Don't be a stranger, Brian.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- (Let's go.)- Well, no' any stranger than he already is, eh?
0:28:04 > 0:28:08Right. You've done all you can, OK? So, it's out of your control now.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Aye.- And you look great. Well, better than you did this morning!
0:28:11 > 0:28:13ELLIE CHUCKLES
0:28:13 > 0:28:14He's got his eye on a girl, that's why.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18- Really? Who?- Angel.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20I can speak for myself.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Angel? She's... popular with all the boys, I hear.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27- She's well out of his league. - She's not out of his league!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29She'd be lucky to have you, Angus.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32- Thanks.- Liar. - When you gettin' ready?
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- What you talking about? I am ready. - You're goin' out dressed like that?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- What's wrang with how I'm dressed? - Bob, you look like you're going for a bag of chips!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44I love this shirt. THIS is my favourite shirt.
0:28:44 > 0:28:49Well...will you change it? For me. PHONE BLEEPS
0:28:54 > 0:28:55Right, I'll be back in a minute.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00POP MUSIC PLAYS IN PUB
0:29:05 > 0:29:10Brian... You do know not to pay attention to Lenny Murdoch, he's...
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- He's all talk. - I don't want to talk about it.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15He doesn't see the change in you, like me.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- Mum, I don't want to talk about it! - OK, OK.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21D'you want another drink?
0:29:21 > 0:29:24One of the best things about owning a pub...
0:29:24 > 0:29:26you don't have to wait to be served.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Could you ever imagine yourself doing something like this?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Working in a bar?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Owning a bar.- No.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44- Why?- That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46What?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50I'd like to give you this place... as a gift.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53- This place? What place? - The Tall Ship.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56I'd like to give you the bar.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- Can we talk?- I need to get ready.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Fine.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17Look, can you help me with my tie?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26You look nice.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Thanks.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- I'm sorry about earlier.- Me too.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Look, I don't understand.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35I thought things were good between us now. You seemed happy.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39This tie is so fiddly...
0:30:41 > 0:30:43The last time we...you know...
0:30:44 > 0:30:46..it was better than it'd been in ages.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48It was like when we first met.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Yeah. Yeah, it was.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54I mean, I thought we were really starting to reconnect again, but...
0:30:54 > 0:30:57you're so resistant to the idea of us having a home to grow old in.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Please, I don't want to fight about this any more!
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Sorry, sorry, look... Come here.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13- This is what I've always wanted. - I know.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- But it has to be right for me too. - Absolutely.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20Look... Why don't we get our own survey done?
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Then we can consider it more fully.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Sure.- And I won't push you into any decisions, I promise.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27OK.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Look, I better get going. You are coming tonight, aren't you?
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Of course, I wouldn't miss it.- OK.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41What's that one?
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Yeah, all right, OK.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49That's a good one, I like that one.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52- Oh, hiya, Brian. I didn't think you'd still be here. - Mum's cookin' dinner.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54She's been dead excited about you coming.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58- Ah, we've had a good wee day, haven't we?- Are you hanging about?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Why, has Mum said something to you? - About what?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Well, about the bar.- Naw.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Well, she wants me to run it. - Really?
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Rather you than me! That place brings nothing but trouble.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13What do you mean?
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Hi! How's today been?
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Tough, but she's sleeping now.- Good.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Listen, is there any chance you can maybe baby-sit the night?
0:32:21 > 0:32:23- I was thinking about going out. - Absolutely, yes.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Thank you. Right, I'll go and get ready the now.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- Dinner won't be long!- Smells good.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Yeah, the... pub used to do good food.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36- You could maybe get a chef. - Mum, don't...
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Look, just gimme some time to think about it, OK?
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Take all the time you need.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Listen, why don't we go and set the dinner table just now, eh?
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Will we do that? Right, let's go.
0:32:46 > 0:32:47Calm yourself, Ellie!
0:32:47 > 0:32:49I want to get here before any of the...
0:32:51 > 0:32:52..punters.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Oh, glad you could make it. You can help me set up.
0:32:54 > 0:32:55Why are you no' set up already?
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Well, because... - You should be ready to go.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00- People'll be here any second. - Aye, let's hope so.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03People'll show up. I know they will.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Am I the first here?
0:33:15 > 0:33:17FRUIT MACHINE BLEEPS
0:33:22 > 0:33:26- You here on your own? - I'm sorry about earlier.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Can I buy you a drink?
0:33:31 > 0:33:35No, no, look, it's on me. Can I have a whisky, please? Thanks.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36You sure about that?
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Well, you don't look like a white wine spritzer kinda guy.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42Maybe you are.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46You OK?
0:33:48 > 0:33:49It's been a long day.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Would you like to talk about it?
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- Eileen's offered to sell us Gina's flat.- Really?
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I'd no idea she was putting it on the market.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Well, she hasn't...yet.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11She's offered it to us first.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15But you're not interested?
0:34:17 > 0:34:18I mean, AJ is.
0:34:19 > 0:34:24I just... I just never imagined I would live somewhere like this.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- D'you still miss London? - Well, who wouldn't?
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Give this place a chance, you might be happy here one day.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36I'm beginning to think that we won't be happy anywhere.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41I used to feel sorry for people who were divorced.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Now I feel sorry for people who are married.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Well...
0:34:48 > 0:34:51- I have to go to the Oyster. - Open mic night.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Yeah, are you going? - It's no' my kind of thing.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Hm. Me neither.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59I'll just go and freshen up.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Here, thanks for changing your shirt for me, you look really nice.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Ah, well, you know me, I like to make an effort.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10LAUGHTER
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Is there anywhere I can change?
0:35:12 > 0:35:14You've brought a costume?
0:35:14 > 0:35:17Just an old bed sheet I've fashioned into a toga.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18The bathroom's through there?
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Right, let's call it a night. - What? Already?
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- Naebody's here.- Give it a chance!
0:35:30 > 0:35:31Naw, I'm going hame.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Look, don't go hame. People'll turn up, I know they will.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Stop pretending you care.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38You've never believed in this, you've been against this idea fae the start.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42- Maybe so, but I believe in it now, right? - Well, you better stop believing.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45I'm a loser, Bob, I always will be.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Come along, this is the place.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54And there's the young man you should speak tae.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57These poor folk have been wandering about lost.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Standing outside the charity shop for half an hour!
0:36:00 > 0:36:04- Why?- Because YOU got the map wrong, ya big blowhard!
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Oops. My bad.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Right, well, come on in, everybody, and we'll get started.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12I'll come round and take your names.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- AJ, can you get everybody a drink? - GROUP ALL CHATTER
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Hiya.
0:36:17 > 0:36:18- MAN:- Hello! - In you come, pal.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20MAN LAUGHS
0:36:28 > 0:36:30What's going on, is everything OK?
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Yeah, I just... I'm going to have to...
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- I just need to go, sorry. - Annie, wait.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Please...
0:36:35 > 0:36:36Don't touch me.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Listen, you said something earlier on about the pub...
0:37:09 > 0:37:12You know, just bringing nothing but trouble. What did you mean by that?
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Nothin', it's no' important.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16- No, please, I'd like to know what you meant.- I'm going to be late.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18No, please, tell me.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Right, well, you know what happened with Stevie?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Aye, my mum said he had to go on the run.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Aye, well, that would never have happened if he wasnae here.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35But don't get me wrang, I'm no' blaming your ma or anything.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38She was really, really good to Stevie.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Your mum and dad both helped him turn his life around.
0:37:44 > 0:37:45Now I've lost everything.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48You can't blame the pub for that. I mean, that's just bad luck.
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Naw, I know, Brian, I know it's not rational, I know that, but...
0:37:53 > 0:37:55If he wasnae here, then it wouldnae have happened.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- No, listen, I don't mean to make you upset, OK?- No, I know, it's fine. I just... I need to go, OK?
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- I'll see you later. - HE SIGHS
0:38:07 > 0:38:09(Oh, Brian...)
0:38:10 > 0:38:13MAN PLAYS BLUES RIFF ON GUITAR
0:38:13 > 0:38:15# So now I'm lonesome
0:38:15 > 0:38:18# Except for my good old friend
0:38:21 > 0:38:23# So now I'm lonesome
0:38:23 > 0:38:26# Except for my good old friend... #
0:38:27 > 0:38:29You'll be up next.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31# I ain't got any more trouble
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Whoo! Right until the end. #
0:38:38 > 0:38:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:43 > 0:38:44- MAN:- Yeah! - WOMAN:- Whoo!
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- I wasn't sure you were coming. - Oh, I just got held up with work.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Well, you're here now, eh?
0:38:53 > 0:38:57- What was that for? - We should carry on.- Yeah, good luck.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01ALL CHATTER
0:39:02 > 0:39:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- So, are we all enjoying the night? - ALL:- Yeah!
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Well, that's great, because our next act is a three-hour reading
0:39:12 > 0:39:15from Proust's evocative masterpiece Remembrances Of Things Past.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17LAUGHTER
0:39:17 > 0:39:19No, only joking, it's someone called Sam.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21So, could I ask Sam to join us on the stage, please?
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- Sam. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Thank you.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28You are not my boyfriend.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Calling you my boyfriend would mean it's something.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34And if it's something, then when it ends, I'm left with nothing.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39So it's better to say it's nothing than to admit it's anything.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Anything, call me anything but your girlfriend.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43Let's fill in the gap
0:39:43 > 0:39:47between complete strangers and soulmates with...something...
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- What a night, mate. I'm proud of you.- Cheers.
0:39:50 > 0:39:51..Yes, I'm seeing you.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55But if seeing is believing does that mean that I believe in you?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57I don't believe we have a future, it's just a bit of fun.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00The type of fun that makes me want to hold your hand when I'm drunk...
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Anybody been to Canada? MIXED REACTION OF "YEAH" AND "NO"
0:40:03 > 0:40:06You gotta go - full of Scottish people. Everywhere you go - Scottish people.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09I'm thinkin', "It must have been tough for the first wee guy from Shieldinch
0:40:09 > 0:40:13"who went to North America, bumped into his first ever Native American, and would've said to him,
0:40:13 > 0:40:14" 'All right, Chief?' "
0:40:14 > 0:40:16LAUGHTER
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Listen, I've just been upstaged by Skippy,
0:40:18 > 0:40:19so I'm going to call it a night.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22You've been great, thank you very much! Cheers, thank you!
0:40:22 > 0:40:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:26 > 0:40:29ALL CHATTER
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Hiya, it's nice to see you out. You look lovely.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36You'd never think you'd only just had a baby.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Thanks. You look lovely an' all. - Oh, ta.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45I'm just going to go and say hi to Bob. And Angus.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49You came!
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Looks as if it's going well, huh? - Seems to be, aye!
0:40:52 > 0:40:53Ladies and gents,
0:40:53 > 0:40:57please welcome the musical stylings of the Oyster's very own...
0:40:57 > 0:40:59- Serge! - WOMAN: Oh!
0:40:59 > 0:41:02CHEERING
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- You made it.- Sorry, we're late. We just locked up.
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Oh...
0:41:11 > 0:41:13So... How's it been going?
0:41:13 > 0:41:17It's been brilliant, aye. You should have been here earlier, you've missed some really cool acts.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Aye, we were working.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22Yeah, there's been people doing slam poetry, stand-up, hip-hop...
0:41:22 > 0:41:23It's been really chill.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25Chill?
0:41:27 > 0:41:28Yeah, chill.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31All right, didn't realise it was the 1980s.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34That's funny. You should try stand-up, Patrick.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36What d'you think, Ellie?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39- That's pure nice!- Look at you!
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Oh, shut up! BOB AND STELLA LAUGH
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- AJ CLEARS HIS THROAT - Angus, I need a quick word.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46What is it?
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Is anyone allowed to perform?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51That's the idea, aye.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Right, can you refuse people?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Anybody that wants to perform should be able to perform,
0:41:56 > 0:41:58no matter how out there or edgy it is.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- There should be no censorship. - You're absolutely sure about that?
0:42:01 > 0:42:02- Aye.- Right then.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06A touch of the Bard should placate the groundlings, me thinks.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Does anyone have a knife? - THEY LAUGH
0:42:14 > 0:42:17HE PLAYS SPANISH GUITAR PIECE
0:42:21 > 0:42:23PERFORMER PLAYS FAST-TEMPO REEL
0:42:36 > 0:42:39- MUTED:- You all right? You enjoying yourself?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Aye, it's really good...
0:42:42 > 0:42:44- I thought... - They're good, ain't they?
0:42:44 > 0:42:47- You're not goin' up there, are you? - Aye, away you go!
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- BOB LAUGHS - Hey. Why are you going?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52ELLIE SCOFFS
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- HE SIGHS - They're just friends.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56I don't care.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00I'm not standing there myself while he's over there with her.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14I'll be back in a minute.
0:43:15 > 0:43:16All right?
0:43:16 > 0:43:17Aye, where's he gone?
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Ellie!
0:43:22 > 0:43:23Ellie, wait!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27There's nothing goin' on! We're just pals.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Pals? Pals don't behave like that with each other.
0:43:29 > 0:43:30You were all over her!
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Look, Stella's having a really hard time right now
0:43:33 > 0:43:35and I'm just trying to be there for her as a pal.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Oh, right. So, what, you were just gonnae ignore me all night?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40No! But...
0:43:40 > 0:43:41She needs me as well.
0:43:42 > 0:43:47- Well, what about me? I need you. - I'm sorry!
0:43:47 > 0:43:51Ellie, please stay! I cannae leave Angus on his own the night!
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Aw, please! Angus is fine on his own.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56It's Stella you don't want to leave.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06OK, folks, how does the idea of a bit of classical theatre
0:44:06 > 0:44:07appeal to you?
0:44:07 > 0:44:09MUTED RESPONSE
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Not very much, by the sounds of it.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Well, here to change your mind with a monologue
0:44:14 > 0:44:17from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar...
0:44:17 > 0:44:20please welcome, Alasdair.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23CHEERING
0:44:29 > 0:44:33Friends, Romans... Aah!
0:44:33 > 0:44:35What... What's wrong?
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Could someone help me, please?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40- Oh!- Quick!- Aah...- Don't move.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- Come on. - Is that your back again, dear?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44- Oh...- Oh, careful.- Take your time.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46- Caa canny, now, caa canny.- Oh...
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- Give us a minute, folks, thanks very much.- We've got you.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51- PATRICK:- You're OK, you're OK. - Aah!
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Would you like to hear a wee song now, eh?
0:44:54 > 0:44:55SOME CHEERS
0:44:55 > 0:44:59# She gets too hungry for dinner at eight... #
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Oh, come on, Molly, we need to get him home!
0:45:02 > 0:45:04So much for your...
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Big hand for Alasdair - safe home - and big hand for Molly. Thank you.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10- MAN:- Whay! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:10 > 0:45:12- Thanks very much.- Lovely stuff.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Mum, I better think about going.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Have you decided about the pub?
0:45:26 > 0:45:29It's fine if you need more time, it's just...the sooner I know...
0:45:29 > 0:45:30I've decided.
0:45:32 > 0:45:33I have to say no.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37I can't move back to this place.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40You know, it would be a huge step backwards for me.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43I work really hard every day to try and stay well.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46And there's just too many bad memories here.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53I mean, think about how you'll be able to provide for your family
0:45:53 > 0:45:55and how good that'll feel as a father.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58Mum, look what happened the last time I lived here.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00That doesn't mean the same thing'll happen again.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03You need to believe in yourself more.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04I do believe in myself.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06It doesn't seem like it.
0:46:06 > 0:46:11You're turning down a really good opportunity because...you're scared.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Mum, why d'you never listen to me? You've never respected me.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Oh, I do respect you, Brian.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21You're my son and I love you.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25And not a day goes by when I don't regret what happened between us
0:46:25 > 0:46:26and how I let you down.
0:46:27 > 0:46:31And now I want to start to make it up to you.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36More than anything, I want to help you.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Mum, I do want you in my life...
0:46:41 > 0:46:43..just not here. And I can't live here.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54OK.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57(Come here.)
0:47:14 > 0:47:16BOB SIGHS
0:47:18 > 0:47:19Is Ellie away?
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Aye. We just had a fight.
0:47:26 > 0:47:30Well, you can hardly blame her for feeling jealous.
0:47:30 > 0:47:31So you're taking her side?
0:47:33 > 0:47:35You've got history with Stella.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38It must be hard for her seeing you two together.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Imagine how you'd feel.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48I cannae even go in and talk to Stella now in case Ellie feels bad.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50I mean, I invited her, I'm no' gonnae just abandon her.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53What you talkin' about? She's havin' a great time.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57You got her out the house and she's having fun, but...
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Ellie...
0:48:01 > 0:48:05You either look forward or you look back.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09It's your choice, mate.
0:48:26 > 0:48:27Everything all right?
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Aye... I'm just coming.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51QUIET CHATTER IN PUB
0:49:02 > 0:49:04So, I hope you all had a good night...
0:49:04 > 0:49:07- ALL: Yes! - And let's do it again sometime!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09CHEERING
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Now, before you all go home -
0:49:14 > 0:49:17and this won't take long, I promise you - it's just a...
0:49:17 > 0:49:22Well... It's a short poem that I've written for my lovely,
0:49:22 > 0:49:24long-suffering wife, who's...
0:49:24 > 0:49:26- ALL: Aw! - ..sitting there.
0:49:26 > 0:49:31I'm not much of a poet And don't I know it...
0:49:31 > 0:49:35But I hope you'll like The way that I flow it.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37GROANING AND LAUGHTER
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Thank you. Here goes.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:49:42 > 0:49:46I know I'm hard to live with I make an awful mess
0:49:48 > 0:49:52And when I did the laundry I shrank your favourite dress...
0:49:52 > 0:49:54True story.
0:49:54 > 0:49:58I'm a good listener, a great chef I admit I could be greater
0:49:58 > 0:50:00I'd also say I'm a pretty good lover
0:50:00 > 0:50:02But we'll talk about that later...
0:50:02 > 0:50:04- AUDIENCE: Oh! - Oh.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09I love you more than anything I'm so happy you're my wife
0:50:10 > 0:50:13I want us to be together forever...
0:50:13 > 0:50:17My heart, my soul, my life.
0:50:17 > 0:50:18ALL: Aw!
0:50:18 > 0:50:21APPLAUSE
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Thank you, Annie. I'm sorry if that embarrassed you, but...
0:50:26 > 0:50:28..I love you.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31APPLAUSE
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Whisky, mate. Large.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05- It was a great night. - Thanks for coming.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Listen, can I... Can I just say something?
0:51:09 > 0:51:12Actually, I'm... I just want to go home, I'm pretty tired.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15- Can we talk about it another time? - It'll only take a minute.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18- I'm sure it can wait.- Please?
0:51:20 > 0:51:21Look, Angus,
0:51:21 > 0:51:24you're a really nice guy and I'm really flattered,
0:51:24 > 0:51:27but I'm just, I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
0:51:27 > 0:51:28No...
0:51:29 > 0:51:33I wanted to say thanks... for everything you said earlier.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36You really inspired me.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39And if you hadn't encouraged me, I might not have came tonight.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44I feel like I've finally found something I'm good at.
0:51:44 > 0:51:48Oh. Well... That's good then.
0:51:53 > 0:51:54Well, I better get back in.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I could... walk you home, if you like?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14TV BLARES
0:52:25 > 0:52:27- Can we talk?- I'm watching the telly.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31BOB SIGHS
0:52:32 > 0:52:34TV SWITCHES OFF
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Look, I cannae help that I've got a past with Stella.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43You're gonnae have to accept that.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Well, I don't think I'm being unreasonable, Bob.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47She's your ex-wife. You'd be the same if it was me.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50- All right, I won't see her again. - I don't want you to not see her again!
0:52:50 > 0:52:54- I don't want us to have that kind of relationship. - So, what dae you want?- Just...
0:52:54 > 0:52:56I just want you to understand how I feel.
0:52:58 > 0:52:59I dae understand.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06You're right.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08I would feel jealous if it was one of your exes,
0:53:08 > 0:53:13- but you've got tae believe me that I've got nae feelings for Stella, we're just pals.- If you say so.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16How can I convince you?
0:53:16 > 0:53:17I've offered not to see her again,
0:53:17 > 0:53:19but even that's not good enough for you.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24I hate feeling like this. I hate us fighting.
0:53:26 > 0:53:27So dae I.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30I just...
0:53:33 > 0:53:35I don't want tae lose you.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Well, you won't lose me.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50Are we all right?
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Aye. Yeah, we're all right.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00So...
0:54:01 > 0:54:03D'you want to go to bed?
0:54:03 > 0:54:05I was enjoying my programme.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22- ..So it's not as big a deal! - SHE LAUGHS
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Oh, God!
0:54:24 > 0:54:28- HE EXHALES DEEPLY - I had a lovely night tonight.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Yeah, me too.
0:54:36 > 0:54:37Well, good night.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40Good night.
0:54:41 > 0:54:46- Oh, Patrick! Your... Your jacket. - Thanks.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19Mummy...
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Hi, sweetheart! Can you not sleep?
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Come here.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Come and give me a cuddle.
0:55:48 > 0:55:49Annie?
0:55:54 > 0:55:55Annie?
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Annie?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56And now you're the bullies,
0:56:56 > 0:56:58throwing your weight around and trying to kick people
0:56:58 > 0:56:59out their homes.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01Just you focus on passing that exam and getting into uni.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03I'll deal with Lenny Murdoch.
0:57:03 > 0:57:04Consider this notice served.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07Say no to the Murdochs!
0:57:07 > 0:57:10Now I'm beginning to get a sense of the real you.
0:57:10 > 0:57:11Yeah?
0:57:11 > 0:57:14Yeah, you're happy to persecute families, ruin lives...
0:57:14 > 0:57:15I've got an interview with the landlady.
0:57:15 > 0:57:17For the new manager's job?
0:57:17 > 0:57:19You kissed me, Patrick.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21I'm sorry, it should never have happened.