10/05/2016

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0:00:22 > 0:00:23The For Sale sign's going up today.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25I can't believe you're making us homeless on her 18th.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Let us stay until I find somewhere else around here.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31What if I give you six months, then we can take it from there?

0:00:31 > 0:00:32You never got the house.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34What?

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'm really sorry.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37I would rather burn the place down than sell it to him.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Whether you like it or not, I'm here.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm not going anywhere.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I get it. Don't commit, don't get hurt.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46But others might.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47Collateral damage.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51That's not bad.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55That your idea of respectable?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Looks a bit "where there's blame, there's a claim".

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Can it, the two of yous!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02It's true what they say, you can't buy class.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05They also say you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, now I've heard everything -

0:01:07 > 0:01:09someone like you quoting Barack Obama.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Ah well, I like his views on gun control.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13How's your political career going these days?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17I still have connections. Council. Courts. Police.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh, still pally with wee Craig, are you?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Her and DI Donald go way back, if you get my drift.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Eugh, there's a mental image I could live without.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I keep forgetting you know each other!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30He was your arresting officer when you got sent down, wasn't he?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Doesn't make him Sherlock - I basically confessed.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Still, you were his "collar" - is that the expression?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Yeah, well, we thought we might as well throw the guy a bone.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Done wonders for his self-esteem. He was bullied as a child, I think.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Is that the ginger thing, aye?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46And now you're the bullies - throwing your weight around,

0:01:46 > 0:01:48trying to kick people out their homes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51You know, you're just annoyed cos we beat you to that deal.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54No, I'm annoyed because I despise the lot of you, and everything you stand for.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58That's nice(!) Did you want something specific or are you just passing?

0:01:58 > 0:01:59We're very busy.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Busy doing what?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02That, literally, is none of your business.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Mm, no, I'm a concerned citizen.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08And with a convicted criminal in the neighbourhood,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I should really be seeking reassurance from our local constabulary.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14You don't need to worry about Amber. She is fully rehabilitated.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17That's right. I'm living proof the system works.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Definitely.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Good, good, because under the terms of your release,

0:02:20 > 0:02:24it wouldn't take much for "the system" to bang you up again.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Good use of your time, is this, harassing my daughter?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I've had worse starts to the day.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Someone should spike her HRT medication.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Don't let her get to you.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah, you're fine, darling. Just ignore her.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm going to pick up some breakfast.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can't build empires on empty stomachs, can we?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Mum, where's the red paint?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I don't know, doll. Has your brother got it?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Drew!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Away upstairs and ask him.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Is there any chance of a bit of quiet?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Just you concentrate on your studies, hen. I've got all this sorted.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh, really? The Murdochs own this place now.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Doesn't mean they own us. I was talking to one of my fellow activists about it...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Nose ring girl, or dreadlocks guy?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Dreads. This is social cleansing.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14They can't just chuck us out, not if we dig our heels in.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I don't want to dig my heels in. Not now. Not this week.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I just...want to concentrate.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I know you do, doll.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Just you focus on passing that exam and getting into uni.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll deal with Lenny Murdoch!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I bet she's on the phone to him already.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33So what? Let her whisper all the sweet nothings she wants.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36She's right, though - it won't take much to get me on breach of licence.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39And I'm not going to spend another minute of my life behind bars.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I won't let that happen, OK? I swear.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43We've nothing to hide.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Dad, I'm not being funny, but you've always got something to hide.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Maybe, aye, OK, but you'll not be getting involved, OK?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51You're going nowhere near anything dodgy.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53OK. Between the taxi firm and the club,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55you've more than enough to keep you occupied.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58I don't want to be "occupied". I want to be challenged.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I need to prove myself.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, well, leave the challenges to me and Alex, eh?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, if I can't be trusted with anything serious... That's not what I said.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Why don't you buy me a little clothes shop again?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Let the girl play dress up.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Amber, there will be more than enough work to go around.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Then give me some. Real work.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Give me one of these.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20That's nothing.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23We're building a portfolio of 25 houses.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Well, one less won't make any difference, will it...

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Daddy?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Extra shot in there. Should put a spring in your step.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35My step's just fine, but I appreciate the thought.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Morning, Doc.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Morning. I can come back if you're too busy?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42No. Alex is good to go.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Pastries...to die for.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Or of.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48All right, don't give us that nanny state stuff, just cos you're on a diet!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I am not on a diet!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Eating healthily is not "on a diet".

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Avoiding cakes for breakfast is not "on a diet".

0:04:55 > 0:04:58All right. I didn't mean to imply that you needed...

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Do you know what, I'm going to shut up now.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Wise move.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Listen, I'll get the door for you. Two seconds, Annie...

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Psst! Are you alone?

0:05:27 > 0:05:28What?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Are. You. Alone?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah. Why?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Who did you think was going to be here?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38No-one.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Oh! You hooked up last night!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I thought I heard you talking to someone when you came in.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47At 3am.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Did we wake you? I'm sorry.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50No, no, you're fine.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Some of us don't need as much beauty sleep as others.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55And from the looks of the bags under your eyes,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58you didn't get much last night.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Sleep, that is.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01SHE LAUGHS

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Looks like you might need this more than me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ugh, thank you!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07So he was hot?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10God, yeah. Although in a couple of months,

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm gonna be like Julia Roberts in "Eat, Pray, Love".

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Going to travel the world, learn things about myself I never knew existed.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well... What was his name?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23What was his name?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Graham? No.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Whatever it was, we both knew it was nothing more than a hook up, so...

0:06:30 > 0:06:34OK, well, it's never happened to me personally, obviously -

0:06:34 > 0:06:38but I have always thought you might be left feeling a bit...

0:06:39 > 0:06:43..used. You know, when you wake up and they've legged it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Right now, I'm happy to use and be used.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Fair enough. I wish for things to be so simple.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56What was his name?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01You're such an awesome big brother.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What are you after?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh, I think I've got everything I want. Pretty much.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Am I missing something?

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Search me.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thriving cab business, club almost ready for relaunch,

0:07:14 > 0:07:15a property portfolio...

0:07:16 > 0:07:19A lot can happen when a guy nips out for a coffee, eh?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23You're not going to spit the dummy out, are you? You've probably had enough of that already.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24And it is only one house.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25For now.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh, I'm gonna go to Chrome later.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Time to crack the whip, you can be on chauffeur duty.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Amber, gie it a by, will you?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm only teasing. He likes it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Yeah? Well, it's getting on my nerves.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37He knows the property game.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38I learn fast.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42You'd learn faster if you kept your mouth shut and your ears open. Can it, the two of yous, all right?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'm beginning to have second thoughts already!

0:07:46 > 0:07:47I can do this.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yeah? Prove it!

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Gladly.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53How?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Sort this McLean thing. Get that house cleared and turning a profit.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00PDQ. You do that... You're in on it all.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04White Dee and her brood? Piece of cake.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeah, right(!)

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I have brought you a couple of potential customers.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Have they ever done any sort of fitness training before?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Never judge a book by its cover, dear boy -

0:08:29 > 0:08:35Hamish there was Scottish Coal Carrying Champion four years running. 1966 till 1970.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Erm...

0:08:41 > 0:08:46There's a couple of people wanting to talk to you about becoming clients.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Well, you can deal with it.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'm a personal trainer.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Or are you just not good at dealing with stuff?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57OK, no bother.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02So, two new clients?

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Two?!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Dear lad, do you think I'd be stalking you for just two clients?

0:09:07 > 0:09:13No, no, no! This lady and gentleman represent the Divine Interventions.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17A leisure club for over 65s. They have over 300 members.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19And all potential clients.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20300?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22And growing fast.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Now, all I ask for in return as a finder's fee is free access to

0:09:27 > 0:09:30all your facilities and the odd complimentary protein shake?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Why not just pay for a membership and save yourself the trouble?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43This is serious money. Serious.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I've been frugal.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47I'd no idea.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49To be honest with you, neither did I.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Remind me never to play Monopoly with you!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54I'm mainly a Cluedo man.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Is this all clean?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58A couple of trips to the laundry, but aye.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Legit cash bankrolling Murdoch Enterprises -

0:10:02 > 0:10:03every penny from now on, legit too.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's what I want.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Good. I do know the odd tax loophole...

0:10:07 > 0:10:11OK, then, let's not be unreasonable, eh?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Right, we done?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14How much say does Amber get in all this?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Working with these kind of numbers?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Amber's got her wee doll's house to play with.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20She'll be happy with that.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You run all the major deals by me, apart from that, get on with it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29What are you two plotting now?

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Oh, the joy of business planning, cash-flowing - all the good stuff.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Sounds complicated.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35It's a minefield.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Well, it's obviously man's work, so I'll just run along.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Do you think she heard us?

0:10:46 > 0:10:47No.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48How can you be so sure?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Cos she'd be wearing our family jewels as earrings.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05PHONE RINGS

0:11:07 > 0:11:09My favourite client, how are you?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I was in a meeting, I didn't get your message.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14No, no, no - we do not settle.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Morning.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Hello.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21I'll call you back.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Have we met?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I think I would have remembered.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Me too, only for very different reasons.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Nice place. Are you one of the enterprising Murdochs?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Why, do you have an amazing, once in a lifetime, can't fail,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37investment opportunity for me?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Oh, I'm not a salesman, I'm a lawyer.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm not sure if that's one rung up or down.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I take my job very seriously. The law is a vocation, really.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Well, let me leave you to follow your calling.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah, I'm sure we'll bump into each other again soon.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Fingers crossed(!)

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Hey. What you doing here?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Eh... I've got an interview with the landlady, Eileen Donachie.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11No way! For the new manager's job?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I knew she was seeing someone, I never knew it was you! That's amazing!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I thought you were running some swanky cocktail bar up the West End?

0:12:17 > 0:12:21I was but, erm, Bruce and I split up, so...

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, Gary, I'm sorry.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26No, no, it's cool. It was my decision.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30And it gave me a chance to sort of re-evaluate what I'm doing

0:12:30 > 0:12:31with my life, you know?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Well, what brings you here?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It's for Jenny. It's such a crucial time for a kid her age.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39She needs to be focusing on her future, her needs.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'll do the rest.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Assuming I can get the job, of course.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45You'll get it! You're more than qualified. Jenny'll be thrilled.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I hope so.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Eileen's running a wee bit late. So she needs to push the interview back by an hour.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Oh, thank God. It'll give me a chance to shift this hangover.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Don't suppose I could grab a coconut water?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59In here?! You kidding? I can do you a tap water?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Tomato juice?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Big night last night?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04It wasn't supposed to be, but...

0:13:05 > 0:13:07..I met a guy and...

0:13:07 > 0:13:11You woke up in somebody else's bed! You don't waste any time!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14So much for a new leaf. I'm supposed to be here for my daughter.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Give yourself a break! So you going to see him again?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Beer goggles?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22No, not at all. He's cute.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24But I've just got one man out my life.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28And I really do want to give Jenny my full attention, you know?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Well. His loss, whoever he is.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I know, I know I can't just...

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Craig, I am not asking you to harass anybody,

0:13:38 > 0:13:41but this is Lenny Murdoch we're talking about here,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44his entire life could count as "evidence of criminal activity".

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Fine.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52How did you get on?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Fine.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55So he's on our side then, DI Donald?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Well, he can't over-commit but basically, yes.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Great.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Did you want something or...?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02There's a guy here to see you.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03What guy?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05He wouldn't give his full name.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Eileen's always just called me Dev. How are you, councillor?

0:14:08 > 0:14:13All the better for seeing you! Now he IS allowed to over-commit!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15You're going to help my sister?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Any way I can. Friend of the People, Enemy of the State.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30HAMMERING

0:14:35 > 0:14:36What are you doing here?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37The door was open.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Mum, please, can you just talk this through...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42There's nothing to talk about. Get her out my house.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43I'm sorry, your house?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You said you'd be reasonable.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm not the one brandishing a hammer.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I'm not the one just out of prison for shooting a guy dead.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Oh, Miss McLean,

0:14:50 > 0:14:55that was a long time ago under a very unique set of circumstances.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I came to give you this. It's a notice to quit.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Nothing we weren't expecting, darlin'.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Textbook landlord intimidation tactics.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's all part of the process and conforms to all legal requirements.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08We've still got rights.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Yes, you do. And that's why we're giving you four weeks to find somewhere else.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15We don't want to find somewhere else!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18How is my daughter meant to study for the uni on a park bench?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21My kids are NOT going onto the streets again!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'm sorry. Really, I am.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29But this was purely a business decision.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31We believe that we could refurbish this place

0:15:31 > 0:15:36and attract tenants prepared to pay considerably more than you're able.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Gentrification, they call it.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Pricing salt of the earth folk out of anywhere decent.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Consider this notice served.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Get her out of here.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Mum.... GET HER OUT!

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I can find my own way, thanks.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Aye, all the way back to Daddy. Tell him we're not budging.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Guys, guys, you need to secure that properly.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Hammer some tacks into the windowsill.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Hello again, my inquisitive friend.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14It's nice of you to think of me like that

0:16:14 > 0:16:16but I'm afraid, for now, we can't actually be friends.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Aw, say it ain't so.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Wouldn't be in my client's best interests

0:16:20 > 0:16:22and I am all about my client's best interests.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Who the hell are you?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I'm your champion, Miss McLean.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'm your legal advisor. Eileen Donachie sent me.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39"Yes to community". I like that. Hashtagtastic.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45You working? I'm on my dinner break.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Not any more you're not. You can't talk to me like that.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Take me to Chrome, or your dinner break is gonna go on indefinitely.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Hi, I'm looking for Eileen Donachie. She's just over there.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Hi. Gary Trenton. Nice to meet you.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Eileen Donachie. Likewise.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm afraid today's kind of run away with me a wee bit,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'm helping a family with a housing crisis.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Basically me against the forces of darkness.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Sounds like you've got a lot on.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I do, yeah. So maybe we can reschedule?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21We could, or you could let me do a trial shift.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Show you what I can do and free you up to fight the good fight.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Well... I've got over a decade's experience running everything from local pubs

0:17:28 > 0:17:30to high-end cocktail bars all over the country.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I've read your CV. That's why you're here.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35So...let me put my money where my mouth is.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I guarantee you won't regret it.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Sink or swim? OK. You're on.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57We're trending in Glasgow, Amber.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02I know they say there's no such thing as bad publicity but...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04It'll blow over. Let me know if you need a hand.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08I'm doing everything by the book - what can you offer that I can't?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Caitlin does have a wee thing for me.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Wow. She is only human.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Only just. No, I think I'll keep everything above board.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Feel better for that?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Loads. You should try it.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Unless you're too much of a control freak, obviously.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Quick. Turn around. We need to go. What are you doing?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55It's him. We need to go.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Him who? Him, from last night.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Very nice. Move it.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Why? Don't be stupid.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hiya! Hi.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12What are you doing here? So this is your local?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16After you. What are you doing here?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Trial shift as bar manager.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, OK.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Listen, I wanted to say sorry for skipping out on you this morning.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'm not normally that guy.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Don't worry about it. I'm glad you'd gone.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I totally am that guy. I would have done the same.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34It's not as if we're dating or anything.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37It was just a hook-up.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Message received.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I'm going travelling soon, so...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, like I say, I wouldn't normally disappear,

0:19:44 > 0:19:48but I didn't want to be late for my interview.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50If I'd known it was literally across the road...

0:19:50 > 0:19:53You didn't notice the pub when we got out of the taxi last night?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Well, in my defence, it was dark, I was drunk, and...

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I had other things on my mind.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Aren't you going to introduce me?

0:20:12 > 0:20:18This is Angel Delaney. Angel Delaney, this is, um...

0:20:22 > 0:20:25This is... Gary. Gary. This is Gary.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Nice to meet you. And you. What can I get you? Orange and cranberry, please.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Virgin Mary. I'll bring them over.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm so sorry about her. She's my flatmate.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38And she never misses a chance to try and embarrass me. It's fine.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I couldn't remember your name either.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hey, I brought you your lunch.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50You're a life saver.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I've literally nothing better to do.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Well, without you I'd be starving. I thought you were coming home.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I had to give Her Royal Highness a lift.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What Amber wants Amber gets.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm getting treated like a servant and I'm sick of it.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Sick to the back teeth. Don't let her get to you, Jimmy.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10She's not worth it, none of them are.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13We're stuck with them, eh? At their beck and call. Yeah...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Where were you taking her?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Doesn't matter. Did you get my crisps?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Jimmy, just tell me.

0:21:22 > 0:21:23I just dropped her in town.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Where in town?

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Chrome.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32What was she doing there?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I don't know, she's been going back and forth.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, has she now?

0:21:36 > 0:21:42Kelly, don't rock the boat, all right? It's my boat!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Don't you think it's a bit weird?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Him getting a job so close to where you live?

0:22:05 > 0:22:06What do you mean?

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Think about it.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You guys spend one night together,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14and the next day he's getting a job in your local...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's all a bit Single White Female.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18No.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Do you think?

0:22:26 > 0:22:32Massive coincidence or a stalker's ploy to be near his prey?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Do you want another?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40No, I need to get back to work. See you at home.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Too easy.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Refill?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Just for me, thanks. She's gone to work.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57That's one thing I won't miss when I'm travelling around the States.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00How long are you away for? At least a year. Maybe more.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02It's my journey of self discovery.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06"I wanna go someplace where I can marvel at something."

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Ah, so this is your Eat Pray Love moment.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Terrible film. See, I much preferred her in Mystic Pizza. Me too!

0:23:18 > 0:23:21So, um... When did you get your interview for here?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Just this morning.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30I figured working across the road from you meant I could be closer.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32What...?

0:23:32 > 0:23:37Relax. Shut up! I'm joking. I phoned about the job last week.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38This...

0:23:38 > 0:23:41was just a weird coincidence. My daughter lives nearby.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45I want to be in her life more. Same again?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Don't suppose you could whip me up one of those virgin cocktails?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50You're on.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03What is going on?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Bit of a revamp.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07You can just un-vamp.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'm not sure that's practical, really.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13I don't care. I want everything back the way it was.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Sorry, did Alex not run this by you? No, he didn't.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Do you guys need a moment or...?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22You were only supposed to be sorting out the mess your mum left,

0:24:22 > 0:24:24nothing else. Don't worry, I'm on that too.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Don't worry? You've trashed my club.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Eggs and omelettes, Kel - we're going for a whole new look, new name, everything.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31What? Changing the name?

0:24:31 > 0:24:35I think there's a shortlist of three if you want to give any input?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38On whose say so? The majority shareholder, naturally.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Lenny's looking to go a bit more up-market.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43And he didn't think to tell me?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I don't think anyone meant to offend you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Don't patronise me, Amber. I know this is just you asking

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Daddy for a new plaything, talk about being spoiled.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54We want to take things in a different direction.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55More sophisticated.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59The feeling was that didn't necessarily reflect your taste.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04You calling me a Ned?

0:25:07 > 0:25:08I'm going to go and speak to Lenny.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Awkward...

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You enjoyed every second.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Don't judge me, I haven't had much fun today.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Have you got a minute?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30That depends.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32You gonna tell me why you've been avoiding me all week?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I...er...

0:25:35 > 0:25:40I just wanted to tell you that I spoke to the people

0:25:40 > 0:25:43that Alasdair brought in.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44So, no then?

0:25:46 > 0:25:50I really think you should talk to them. What's this?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Potentially 300 new clients.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56What? OAPs.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59They don't like the big, impersonal gyms,

0:25:59 > 0:26:03they just want company when they come here and they trust Alasdair.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07He's in contact with their leisure group.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I don't know what's bothering you,

0:26:09 > 0:26:13but I just thought you might have wanted to deal with this yourself.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16You're serious? You don't know what's bothering me?

0:26:18 > 0:26:22Do guys have, like, a bit of their brain missing or something?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Maybe.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28Is that it? Is that all you've got to say?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30What do you want me to say? I want to know...

0:26:33 > 0:26:35..last week, we...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You know what, never mind.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Maybe I'm over-thinking it.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I better get back to work.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Thanks for this. I'll speak to Alasdair.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56See if we can work something out.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Aye, we've got loads of followers - People's Fightback.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19What is it you think you're doing, sweetheart?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Protesting, sweetheart.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Right, and where's the cab going?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Oh, you're hilarious...

0:27:34 > 0:27:35What's happening?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38A boy wanting a taxi to go to a brighter tomorrow.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42So, it's not just the numpties and the wee lassie outside?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44The numpties are the least of it.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46It's the no-shows, the fake calls.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48PHONE RINGS

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Hello, Amber Cabs.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Same to you, pal.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00And the website's down. We've not made a penny this morning.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02This is all down to that lawyer.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03What lawyer?

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Dev somebody or other, fancies himself as the "people's champion."

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Can you not have a quiet word?

0:28:07 > 0:28:10I'm trying to get out of the "quiet word" business, Jimmy.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Phone Alex, tell him to get back here.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Alex is busy.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17He's doing up Chrome - or whatever you decide to call it now.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19This is not a good time, Kel. It never is.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I backed off when you were sick and look where that got me.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24I'm having my club nicked from under me.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25You need to talk to your kids.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28That sounds very much like you telling me what to do. Someone's got to.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Not now, is that all right?!

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Kelly, we are up against it. Let's not fall out, all right?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Let me tell you a couple of things about those kids of yours.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39It wasn't that long ago that Alex wished you dead.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40I mean, literally said it out loud.

0:28:40 > 0:28:45And Amber, she's not spoke to you for five years,

0:28:45 > 0:28:48suddenly she's back and you're eating out of her hand?

0:28:48 > 0:28:54Mark my words, they are gonna play you - you, Lenny Murdoch -

0:28:54 > 0:28:56for a right sucker too.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Congratulations - lovely family.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03You finished? No. Not by a long chalk.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Lenny, she doesn't mean any offence.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12Since the baby, she doesn't know what she's been saying.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Sounds to me like she did. Look...

0:29:14 > 0:29:20Shut up, Jimmy, OK, just get Alex. This madness stops now.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24Eileen, her bark's worse than her bite, but only just.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Alpha female, total ball-buster.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Keep her on side, you should be fine.

0:29:28 > 0:29:35Good to know. Her stepmother, Liz Hamilton. Older lady.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39She's a bit full of herself, but she's actually pretty harmless.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43She lives with Molly O'Hara. Now you'll hear her before you see her.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45About this high, octogenarian.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49Always after a freebie, usually up to no good.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52They work together in the charity shop on the corner. Right.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Dr Jandhu. Annie.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Suffers from resting bitch face but she's actually a really good laugh.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Likes her red wine by the bottle.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03Might be a wee bit of a problem there, but who am I to judge?

0:30:03 > 0:30:07She's married to AJ, he works in the Oyster down the street.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11Former banker, tried to set up his own pie business.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I mean, pies? Really? Epic fail.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15He's punching above his weight with that one.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19I mean, if you ask me, they're totally mismatched. Which I didn't.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22Here, I'm trying to help you settle in here.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24And I appreciate it. Carry on.

0:30:24 > 0:30:25Scarlett Mullen.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27She's got the shop across the road.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Yes. Wide as the Clyde with a mouth to match,

0:30:30 > 0:30:33but you totally want her on your side in a fight.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Her husband Jimmy, completely hen-pecked.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Likes a dram. Works in the cab office.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Got it. Which leads me on to Lenny Murdoch.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Owns Amber Cabs and a bunch of other stuff.

0:30:42 > 0:30:43He used to own this place.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47More of a thug in a suit than a gangster, but stay out his road.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50And his son, Alex...dodgy as.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Just don't trust either of them.

0:30:52 > 0:30:53Bad boys not your type?

0:30:53 > 0:30:57Bad boys I can handle. Crooked psychos, no' so much.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00Sounds like the only nice guy around is leaving town.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04No, there's Patrick and Bob and Angus. They're good guys.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Patrick bats for our team and you'd be forgiven for thinking Bob

0:31:07 > 0:31:10and Angus do too cos they're always joined at the hip,

0:31:10 > 0:31:12but they're just besties.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Ellie you know. She's a gem.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Her sister, on the other hand...

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Caitlin McLean.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Don't even get me started. What a horror show!

0:31:22 > 0:31:25She's loud, she's lazy, she's bigoted.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27She made up a bunch of stuff about my pal Patrick

0:31:27 > 0:31:29because he helped her son out.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31He could have ended up on the sex offender's list.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34She's a right piece of work.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Three kids to three different guys.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40How anybody could procreate with that one is beyond me.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42Do yourself a favour and just steer clear.

0:31:42 > 0:31:43Noted.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45What you two gossiping about?

0:31:45 > 0:31:49Robbie here is giving me the lowdown on the great and good around here.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Oh, well, you're in for a treat.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52So I believe.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55It's a great wee part of Glasgow. Full of life and characters.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56You'll love it.

0:31:58 > 0:31:59Well, how did it go?

0:31:59 > 0:32:03You want to grab this one with both hands, Eileen. He's a keeper.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06Ellie? Mm, I reckon I can put up with him.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10Well, can't argue with that. The job's yours if you want it.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11Ooh!

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Cheers.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22CAITLIN: Say no to gentrification!

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Say no to social cleansing!

0:32:24 > 0:32:27Say no the Murdochs!

0:32:27 > 0:32:31No to the Murdochs!

0:32:31 > 0:32:33No, no, no!

0:32:33 > 0:32:35No to the Murdochs.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Say no to gentrification!

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Say no to social cleansing!

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Say no to the Murdochs!

0:32:43 > 0:32:45No to the Murdochs!

0:32:45 > 0:32:47You know this guy?

0:32:47 > 0:32:48Not as well as he'd like.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Yeah, you keep making little jokes,

0:32:50 > 0:32:53then everyone might forget this is your mess.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Wow, are you really going to take one for the team?

0:32:55 > 0:32:58No' going to come to that - I know what I'm doing.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Truce.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Truce. Come on, Caitlin, let's talk about this.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05That's what my lawyer's for.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08Why don't I take care of the legal side of things

0:33:08 > 0:33:10and you two can have your chat?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Cool by me.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13What do you say, Caitlin?

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Really? Placards? Banner?

0:33:21 > 0:33:23How is this even your fight?

0:33:23 > 0:33:24I pick my own battles, thanks.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Just so long as the TV cameras show up.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29TV? Very last century.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31Social media's more my thing.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Why don't I tell you all about this over a drink?

0:33:33 > 0:33:36Yeah, I'm all for keeping things civilised.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49All I want is to work this out.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Wow.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53What?

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Those eyes - I bet you can talk a woman into anything.

0:33:57 > 0:33:58I do OK.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Better than OK, I reckon.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Well, I'm single right now.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03So am I.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06This is like a romcom with us on opposing sides.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10So, how do we get to the happy ending?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11Alex, babe,

0:34:11 > 0:34:14I've got nothing against folk trying to make a few quid.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18You're a businessman, Lenny's a businessman, I respect that.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Your sister's crazy but that's another story.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24All I want is for you to comply with our requests.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Requests? More like a demand. More like a threat.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29We're looking for a return on our investment.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31It's an investment to you, but it's my life.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33I know you feel connected to the community but...

0:34:33 > 0:34:34I'm going to be honest with you right now

0:34:34 > 0:34:36because I think you respect that in your women.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38I do.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40I do care about the community and gentrification

0:34:40 > 0:34:41and all that stuff...

0:34:43 > 0:34:45..but the most important thing is my kids,

0:34:45 > 0:34:47and they're happy here.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49I know it would be a wrench, moving. It would be a nightmare.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51That girl's entire future's going to hell

0:34:51 > 0:34:54if she doesnae pass her biology higher tomorrow.

0:34:54 > 0:34:55You think I want all this?

0:34:55 > 0:34:57We can help you. With what?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Relocation expenses,

0:34:59 > 0:35:02offer some level of compensation for any distress caused.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Compensation?

0:35:03 > 0:35:06I'm not talking a vast amount - 500 cash.

0:35:06 > 0:35:07Cash?

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Did Amber no' make that clear?

0:35:10 > 0:35:12No. No, she never mentioned it.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16See? All this could easily have been avoided.

0:35:16 > 0:35:17Maybe.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19But I'm no' here to be bought off.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Not at the first sight of a fat wallet, anyway.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25We're in the big leagues now - punitive damages.

0:35:27 > 0:35:28You are being very badly advised.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30We'll see, won't we?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Patrick.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47Can I have a minute?

0:35:49 > 0:35:52I've got an appointment.

0:35:52 > 0:35:53It won't take long.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Angel's Geriatric Gym.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01It's got nice a ring to it.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04You wanted me for something?

0:36:04 > 0:36:05We have to end to this.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09Fine by me.

0:36:09 > 0:36:14But the only way we can actually do that is talk about what happened.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17I really do have an appointment.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18You kissed me, Patrick.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21And I kissed you back.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27I'm sorry. It should never have happened.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31Are you saying that because we work together or because you regret it?

0:36:33 > 0:36:35You're my boss. I crossed the line.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Well...

0:36:40 > 0:36:43For future reference, if you kiss someone you work with,

0:36:43 > 0:36:47the healthy, mature way to deal with it is to talk about it,

0:36:47 > 0:36:50not ignore it or pretend it never happened.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52I didn't mean to upset you.

0:36:54 > 0:36:55I'm just not good at this.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57At what? Talking.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01About stuff.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06So you just bury your head in the sand, hope it'll all go away.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Pretty much.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Well, in this case, it has.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Let's just put the kiss behind us and move on.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24You can go.

0:37:35 > 0:37:39DISTANT CHATTER

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Dad.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50What are you doing here?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52What's going on?

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Oh, you know, Mum's starting a war with the local crime boss.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56As you do.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Don't ask.

0:37:58 > 0:37:59Can I help?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02Can you stop time so I can actually prepare for the biggest

0:38:02 > 0:38:04exam of my life tomorrow?

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Mum's on a suicide mission.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09I need to keep an eye on her.

0:38:09 > 0:38:10I can do that.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13You and I both know she won't listen to you.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Thank you, though.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17You don't have to do everything on your own, Jen.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Did you stop by for a specific reason, or...?

0:38:22 > 0:38:24It's just... I need to get back to my books.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30So, I didn't want to get your hopes up,

0:38:30 > 0:38:33but you are looking at the new manager of the Tall Ship.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Jen. Did you hear me?

0:38:38 > 0:38:40What? Yeah. Tall Ship.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42We can spend more time together.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46I can help take the pressure off you with your mum and the kids...

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Look around, Dad. This is my life.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52How are you going to fix this,

0:38:52 > 0:38:55or the next mad thing Mum gets us involved in?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Honestly, the best thing you can do for me right now

0:38:58 > 0:39:03is just to leave me alone and let me study while I still can.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06OK. Sure.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I'll come and see you when my exams are over, yeah?

0:39:10 > 0:39:11Yeah.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Good luck.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23The megaphone was a nice touch.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Were you renting it to Caitlin by the hour?

0:39:25 > 0:39:28This isn't a game. We're deadly serious.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31We're going to keep going. Until?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Until we get you for something major.

0:39:33 > 0:39:38Emotional trauma, psychological torture, wider community issues.

0:39:38 > 0:39:39How much did that suit cost?

0:39:41 > 0:39:44I make a living. But I make it for the right reasons.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47You really think you can win this, don't you? I do.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50Or at least get you worried enough to make a deal.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Do I look worried?

0:39:52 > 0:39:56Actually, you look sensational.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59You're going to have to do better than that.

0:39:59 > 0:40:00OK. Keysies.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04I'm happy to negotiate whenever you're ready.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07I need to know precisely what's going to be on the table.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09You maybe just want to make sure

0:40:09 > 0:40:12that you're no' under the table, mate.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15That sounded like a communication which could constitute

0:40:15 > 0:40:18a threat of violence to the person in Contravention of section

0:40:18 > 0:40:2350A Criminal Law Consolidation (Scotland) Act 1995.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25It was advice.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26Sorry, do I know you?

0:40:26 > 0:40:29This is my dad, Lenny Murdoch.

0:40:31 > 0:40:32Pleased to meet you.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Don't pretend you don't know who I am.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40Should I?

0:40:40 > 0:40:42I tell you what if you don't -

0:40:42 > 0:40:43you ask around this place about me,

0:40:43 > 0:40:47then maybe you'll think about reappraising your tactics.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48And if I don't?

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I don't really deal in hypothetical situations,

0:40:51 > 0:40:54so I'll just dangle you from that bridge once we come to it.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Another threat. Banter. Just banter, mate.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01Come on, we're going.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Can I finish my drink at least? No.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Amber!

0:41:06 > 0:41:08SHE SIGHS

0:41:10 > 0:41:14So, he's Jenny's dad? Mm-hmm.

0:41:14 > 0:41:17Here, you know what this means, don't you?

0:41:17 > 0:41:19You're in a sex chain with my sister.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25Oh, my God.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Nae offence but...

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Och, it was a long time ago. I'm no' sure it even counts.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37What's up?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Do you ever get the feeling you've left things too late?

0:41:39 > 0:41:42My credit card charges would tell me that yes, I do, all the time.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45I just thought my daughter would be happier that I got the job.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48You're here now. That's all that matters.

0:41:48 > 0:41:49Now, come on.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51This isn't the face of a man who's just got a new job.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53You should be celebrating.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Let me buy you a drink when you finish here tonight.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58I'm not looking for a relationship. Neither am I.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02Doesn't mean to say we can't have a bit of fun.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05I should probably just finish my shift and head home. But thanks.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07I'll see you around, yeah? Yep.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Cracking day all round, eh?

0:42:22 > 0:42:23One for the family album.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27It just got out of hand.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29She's digging her heels in now.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30So we buy her off.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32I tried that already. It was a "matter of principle".

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Why don't we send a couple of guys with baseball bats round?

0:42:35 > 0:42:37See how her principles hold out then.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38The sort of money we are dealing with now

0:42:38 > 0:42:42we do not jeopardise with baseball bats. I'm joking.

0:42:42 > 0:42:43It's not an option.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Why? Why?

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Because of you, darling.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49I mean, we don't want to see you sent back to jail.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51No.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52No, of course not.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55You had to get involved, didn't you? Now look where we are.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00What do you want me to say? Nothing. Not one word.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02So I'm just sidelined now.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04I think it's for the best,

0:43:04 > 0:43:08considering what you were about to offer that sleazy lawyer. What?

0:43:08 > 0:43:09What do you take me for?

0:43:09 > 0:43:11You're out your depth, you're panicking.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Leads to more mistakes.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16It's on us now. Oh, aye, cos you've really covered yourself in glory.

0:43:16 > 0:43:17What is it with you?

0:43:17 > 0:43:20Is Caitlin McClean the only woman you cannae smooth talk round here?

0:43:20 > 0:43:22I say we just put it to one side. No way. Lenny...

0:43:22 > 0:43:23This is the key.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28If we don't push this through we look weak.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32How are you going to go for the bigger deals

0:43:32 > 0:43:34when people think you're a pushover?

0:43:34 > 0:43:37Aye, you're right. It is the key.

0:43:37 > 0:43:38Really?

0:43:38 > 0:43:41I thought it was just a wee doll's house for me to play with.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43No, darling, it was a test.

0:43:43 > 0:43:45It was a test you failed.

0:44:08 > 0:44:11MUSIC: How Deep Is Your Love by Calvin Harris Disciples

0:44:31 > 0:44:33KNOCKING

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Hello. Hi.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Turns out sitting around thinking about my failures as a father

0:44:50 > 0:44:53wasn't a great way to spend an evening.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Just wondering if that offer's still open.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Come on, everyone. Up you get.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Yesterday was the first day of the battle,

0:45:08 > 0:45:10but today the war has just started.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14When I saw Alex's face, I saw fear.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19But I saw something else - I saw vulnerability.

0:45:19 > 0:45:23But more than anything, I saw victory!

0:45:24 > 0:45:26If we all stand together, there's nothing they can do about it.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28Nothing. Come on, sing with me, comrades.

0:45:28 > 0:45:32# We shall not, we shall not be moved! #

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Can we have breakfast first? No.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38# We shall not, we shall not be moved!

0:45:38 > 0:45:41# We shall... # Come on!

0:45:41 > 0:45:42# We shall not be moved! #

0:45:44 > 0:45:46There's rats. Rats! There's rats!

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Mum, they're more scared of us than we are of them.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51No, everybody get out the house, there's rats!

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Hurry up, hurry up, close the door, close the door.

0:45:54 > 0:45:55Oh! What's going on?

0:45:55 > 0:45:57Rats, rats in there!

0:45:57 > 0:45:58Caitlin, is everything all right?

0:45:58 > 0:46:00I can't have this. My exam's in like an hour.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03You're no' going back in there. You're no'! What?

0:46:03 > 0:46:07We'll sort something out. You two. I want pest control, now.

0:46:07 > 0:46:08Emergency call out.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10Pest control, what do you mean?

0:46:10 > 0:46:13There's rats. Rats! And none of your funny business.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15You're still the landlord, it's your responsibility.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17You don't need to tell me about responsibility.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20The last thing I want is for the whole neighbourhood to get infested.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Ugh. Let's go check it out.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Do you no' believe me? Oh, I believe you. 100%.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28It's too late. I can't cope with this madness. I can't.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31Come with us and get your stuff if you like. It'll be all right.

0:46:39 > 0:46:40Shout if you see anything, Jenny.

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Going to tell me how you did it?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Hey, shhh, shhh.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54Don't be scared.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56RAT SQUEAKS

0:46:58 > 0:47:03Is this a witch's familiar thing, animals doing your bidding?

0:47:03 > 0:47:05There's nothing supernatural going on.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Although maybe I am psychic.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11I mean, I knew she wouldn't like rats,

0:47:11 > 0:47:13but that was properly phobic.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15You must be so proud.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17We'll get pest control in,

0:47:17 > 0:47:20seal the place off for a few days while they work.

0:47:20 > 0:47:21Maybe even a week.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25Meanwhile the campaign loses all momentum.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Sadly, yes. People are fickle.

0:47:28 > 0:47:32What if we don't catch our little visitors? What if they breed?

0:47:32 > 0:47:34I bought two males. We're safe.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37You're good. You are very good.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42Jen? You'd better grab clothes for everyone.

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Keep them coming.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56I think the vodka shock theory has been discredited recently.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58What can I tell you? It works for me.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Maybe make that your last.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Don't you start.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04You've got the kids to think about.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07That's all I ever think about!

0:48:07 > 0:48:10It's all right for you and your cushy job and your independence.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Every waking minute of my life is about they kids.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16I mean, where the hell are we supposed to sleep the night?

0:48:20 > 0:48:21Hey, neighbour.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24All right? Can I have a beer, please, mate?

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Stick that on my tab, Gary.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27You don't have a tab.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29And no, you're not starting one.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Sorry about the commotion at ours.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34Nae worries.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37See, you're a nice guy. He's a nice guy.

0:48:37 > 0:48:39Such a good neighbour.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43As a good neighbour, I don't suppose there's any room at your bit?

0:48:43 > 0:48:46For you? For me and my poor weans. Just for the night.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50I... Er... See, the thing is...

0:48:50 > 0:48:52You wouldnae even know we were there.

0:48:53 > 0:48:55We've...

0:48:55 > 0:48:57We've only got the one spare room and Angus has got

0:48:57 > 0:48:59some mates staying the night.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01It's been planned for ages.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Is that right?

0:49:03 > 0:49:05What's their names? What?

0:49:05 > 0:49:08These pals of Angus's, what're they called?

0:49:08 > 0:49:10Eh... John...

0:49:10 > 0:49:12Paul and George.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17Ringo as well? The whole of the fab four?

0:49:17 > 0:49:18You're at it.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Leave the guy alone, Caitlin.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22I'm sorry, but we've just no' got any room.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24Aye, whatever.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26I take it back, you're no' a good neighbour.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29Away to your wee love nest, half pint.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Wind your neck in, Caitlin.

0:49:31 > 0:49:32You OK?

0:49:32 > 0:49:34I would be better if I didn't have the image of Gary

0:49:34 > 0:49:37and Caitlin in my head thanks to you! (Sorry.)

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Well...

0:49:43 > 0:49:44How was the exam?

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Awful. Just awful.

0:49:48 > 0:49:49Oh, darling, I'm so sorry.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52Lots of people feel like that after their exams.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54You might have done better than you think.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57Aye, it's true. I didn't even finish it! Nowhere near.

0:49:57 > 0:49:58My mind just went blank.

0:49:58 > 0:50:02You've been having a hard time recently. Anyone can see that.

0:50:02 > 0:50:05Hey, there's always things we can do,

0:50:05 > 0:50:08like a letter from your doctor explaining the situation.

0:50:08 > 0:50:12And backing from your councillor regarding your housing crisis.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14Is that possible?

0:50:14 > 0:50:15Yeah, of course.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17See? They know.

0:50:17 > 0:50:20They'll tell them how the Murdochs have made our lives a misery.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Caitlin, let's go.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33Big mistake. Big mistake, leaving the premises.

0:50:33 > 0:50:35I don't do rats! You know what she looks like now?

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Responsible landlord clearing up after scummy tenants. Scummy?

0:50:38 > 0:50:40I'm saying how it looks, not how it is.

0:50:40 > 0:50:43Don't be so oversensitive. The kid's exam thing might be good news.

0:50:43 > 0:50:44What did you say?

0:50:44 > 0:50:48That's pest control in now. They leave poison down for a week.

0:50:48 > 0:50:49A week?

0:50:49 > 0:50:51We all want to be sure, don't we?

0:50:51 > 0:50:53Of course you won't be expecting any rent from my client

0:50:53 > 0:50:55while the disruption is taking place.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58In fact, I think as long as the dispute continues,

0:50:58 > 0:51:01you won't be getting a single penny.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03And when you think how slow the courts move...

0:51:03 > 0:51:07Well, it could be a year or more until all this is resolved.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13A year? Is that what you want?

0:51:15 > 0:51:18I'll follow my lawyer's advice.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20I've had it with you people.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Rich coming from a psycho jailbird.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24You better watch this psycho jailbird

0:51:24 > 0:51:26doesn't arrange any more surprises.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30Yeah, our furry friends are one thing,

0:51:30 > 0:51:32but you wouldn't want a gas leak, say.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35The whole place up in flames.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38Cos you know what people would say -

0:51:38 > 0:51:41dodgy cow probably trying to fiddle the meter or something.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43Tragic, really.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45And those poor weans.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Boom!

0:52:07 > 0:52:09This is a nice surprise.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11I didn't come here to listen to cheesy lines.

0:52:11 > 0:52:13It sort of begs the question, why are you here?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15I came here to tell you what I think of you.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17I've got a pretty good idea about that.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20I'm beginning to get a sense of the real you.

0:52:20 > 0:52:21Yeah?

0:52:21 > 0:52:25You're happy to persecute families, ruin lives, and for what?

0:52:25 > 0:52:27To make a killing?

0:52:27 > 0:52:28The McLeans?

0:52:28 > 0:52:29The McLeans.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32Their lives were a mess before I ever set eyes on them.

0:52:32 > 0:52:33You're not making it any better.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36That's no' my job. It's no' yours either.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38I'm taking an interest in the people of my community.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42Or are you just looking for an excuse to see me again?

0:52:42 > 0:52:46I came here to see your father. Yeah? Yeah.

0:52:46 > 0:52:51Everyone knows that he's got the final say, the real power.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53As you can see, he's not here. Pity.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56Just run along home to your husband, there's a good girl.

0:52:56 > 0:52:57Leave my husband out of this.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00The last time you were with me, it was you that left him out.

0:53:00 > 0:53:03I mean, you were acting like he didn't exist, really.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04That was a mistake.

0:53:06 > 0:53:07I won't be making it again.

0:53:07 > 0:53:10Look, I'm sorry if I offended your sensibilities

0:53:10 > 0:53:12for the downtrodden masses. Don't treat me like an idiot.

0:53:12 > 0:53:15I think we both know how you want me to treat you, Annie.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25I don't feel too good.

0:53:25 > 0:53:27We'll get a press release out. No.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30People like the Murdochs, they hate publicity.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33I said no. I don't want to make enemies out of them.

0:53:33 > 0:53:38I wanted my kids to be happy and safe and now they're no'.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Caitlin, the rats'll be gone soon.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42It's no' the rats I'm scared of.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44What do you mean?

0:53:44 > 0:53:46Nothing, nothing.

0:53:48 > 0:53:49Has somebody threatened you?

0:53:49 > 0:53:51No. Because we could use that.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53I'm the one being used!

0:53:53 > 0:53:55By him to make money and by you to get at Lenny.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57No-one cares about me or my family.

0:53:57 > 0:53:58That's not true.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Now, about this threat...

0:54:02 > 0:54:03Enough. No more.

0:54:05 > 0:54:07I'm going. I'll go to the council.

0:54:07 > 0:54:09They'll find us a place, they'll have to.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Actually, that's not a bad shout -

0:54:11 > 0:54:13if it's a dump it looks better in court.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16All this hardship - heartbreaking, really.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Ach, I'm away. The campaign still needs you.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Listen, mate, this isnae a campaign. This is my life!

0:54:22 > 0:54:24I'm sorry you feel like that.

0:54:24 > 0:54:25You'll get over it though, eh?

0:54:27 > 0:54:28Caitlin...

0:54:31 > 0:54:34Don't just stand there, go after her. OK.

0:54:43 > 0:54:45It's me.

0:54:45 > 0:54:46I know, I know, I'm sorry,

0:54:46 > 0:54:49but this might be really worth your while.

0:54:57 > 0:54:58Gentlemen.

0:54:58 > 0:55:03Listen, sorry I've spoiled your agenda.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06I don't have an agenda. Everybody has an agenda.

0:55:06 > 0:55:07It's just a matter of working out what it is.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09So what's yours?

0:55:11 > 0:55:12I like to turn a buck.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Oh, the legitimate businessman shtick? Very good.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17You know, in days gone by I might've given you

0:55:17 > 0:55:19a wee bit of alternative therapy for that. But now?

0:55:19 > 0:55:21Pussycat.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23I've been doing a bit of digging on you.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25I've got nothing to hide.

0:55:25 > 0:55:26Really?

0:55:26 > 0:55:29I've got some friends in the City Chambers that have

0:55:29 > 0:55:32interesting stories about a certain South Side selection campaign.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35Something about questionable expense claims too, right?

0:55:37 > 0:55:39So...

0:55:39 > 0:55:42Why don't you just toddle off and find yourself an ambulance to chase?

0:55:48 > 0:55:49Stay safe.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08What's going on? Amber!

0:56:08 > 0:56:11Don't you worry, darling. I'll get you out, OK?

0:56:11 > 0:56:13You hear me? You just stay calm.

0:56:13 > 0:56:14You hear me?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19A lawyer, she'll need a lawyer.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21This was your doing, wasn't it?

0:56:21 > 0:56:24Well, you know I'm a concerned citizen.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27What, your copper-top-copper help you set it up, did he?

0:56:27 > 0:56:30Miss McLean was too scared to make a statement

0:56:30 > 0:56:33so as her councillor I made sure I notified the proper authorities.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35We're doing no good here. Let's go.

0:56:36 > 0:56:37This isn't over.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43You got to somebody. You always do.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Either you or your wee pet polis will need to prove that.

0:56:46 > 0:56:47Watch what you're saying.

0:56:47 > 0:56:49Eileen thinks she's the political animal.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51We might need an election manifesto of our own.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53But she told us to just play it cool.

0:56:53 > 0:56:56Maybe we should let all hell break loose and see what happens.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59Nobody knows there's anything going on between us. There isn't.

0:56:59 > 0:57:00Are you worried I kiss you again?

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Right here, right this second.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05I need to go. You said that already.