07/06/2016

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23- What about going back running Chrome?- I like it.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Don't think Kelly-Marie will be as keen, though.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- I'm going to buy you out. - No, you're not.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Generous offer. Very generous offer. - I'm not interested.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Lenny had her killed?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I've not see her since David's funeral.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- What's going on, is everything OK? - Yeah, I just have to go...

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Annie, wait.- Please. Don't touch me.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Are you worried I'll kiss you again? Right here.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- We're no so different, me and you. We both use people to get what we want.- I don't have what I want.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54SNORING

0:01:05 > 0:01:06SNORING CONTINUES

0:01:24 > 0:01:29# The world was on fire and no-one could save me but you

0:01:32 > 0:01:37# It's strange what desire will make foolish people do

0:01:41 > 0:01:45# I'd never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you

0:01:49 > 0:01:54# And I'd never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

0:01:57 > 0:02:02# No, I don't want to fall in love

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# This girl is only gonna break your heart

0:02:05 > 0:02:11# No, I don't want to fall in love

0:02:11 > 0:02:14# This girl is only gonna break your heart

0:02:14 > 0:02:15# With you

0:02:23 > 0:02:24# With you

0:02:28 > 0:02:30# This girl is only gonna break your heart

0:02:32 > 0:02:39# What a wicked game you played to make me feel this way... #

0:02:48 > 0:02:50And still no invite?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51For what?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52For the club reopening.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's tonight, isn't it?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58The last place you'd be going anywhere near is Chrome.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- The Candle Room.- I don't care what it's called. Just stay away from it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Don't worry. You couldn't pay me to be in the same room as Alex.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Still, you'd think I'd get an invite.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What's wrong? - It's coming up as declined.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16It cannae be. Lenny's due to put my allowance in today.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Well, he's no done it, hen.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23MUSIC PUMPING

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Someone's working off the guilt.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32What?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35If I lived with AJ, I'd be the size of a house.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Thankfully he's been feeding his customers more than me nowadays.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44He's been stressing over those canapes for The Candle Room

0:03:44 > 0:03:46launch tonight.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Have you got an outfit picked out?

0:03:47 > 0:03:52Oh, no, I'm not going. My Dirty Martini days are long gone.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54You?

0:03:54 > 0:03:59I thought you'd be the perfect clientele. Business owner.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Young. Attractive.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I think it's safe to say that I am one of a long list

0:04:03 > 0:04:07of women that Alex will not be inviting to his grand opening.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Must be awkward, what with him having money in here.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15No. He was just a...

0:04:17 > 0:04:19It was just sex.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Nothing more.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I don't believe that.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I don't believe anyone can, well, you know, and it not mean anything.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Believe me, you can.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I couldn't. I'm not built that way.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I am.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Was.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46And Alex isn't capable of anything else.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Any headaches, dizziness?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09No spotting or cramping?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11No. I'm fine.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And your blood pressure's all OK.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18And your last scan showed up no problems, so...a healthy baby.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Did they tell you the sex?

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Yes.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29I understand that you're anxious, but babies pick up on anxiety,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31even in the womb.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34You have to try and look after yourself - relax.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Not till this one's in my arms and maybe no even then...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I can't lose this one. I can't.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Not again.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Have you talked to anyone about your worries?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51What if I tell them and... and something happens?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56They've had a gut full of my problems.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I just don't want to put them through it.- I don't think that would be the case.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02I don't like to think of you going through this on your own.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06And I'd be surprised if they haven't noticed.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You're already showing.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11I think my mum suspects something, but we don't really talk about it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17And the baby's father? Have you told him?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20It's complicated.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's Gabriel's.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30I've caused him enough pain.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Don't want to bring him back for the wrong reasons.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Look, you're going to need support.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43And I have to advise you to talk to your family or someone close.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46But...if you don't feel you can,

0:06:46 > 0:06:51then, well, I want you to know you can always come and talk to me - OK?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52About anything.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Thank you, Doctor.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58- ..One in there.- Sure.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03I still think you're making a mistake not having

0:07:03 > 0:07:04a celebrity open the club.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07We're not spending ten grand on some Z-lister who once ate

0:07:07 > 0:07:09a kangaroo testicle live on TV.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Real classy.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, and you have a firm hand on class,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15what with the chavvy ex-wife and the hookers on speed dial.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18And it's a new low blow from the Ginger Whinger.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20All am saying is, I'm younger, which means...

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- You're less experienced? - Just button it, will you?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Listen, I want you to go and get Cal. Take him into town.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Get him a new pair of football boots.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Miss Trunchbull reporting for baby-sitting duty.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Shut it!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I don't think that's the best use of my time.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35I'm asking you nicely, Amber.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Can Alex not do it?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Alex has got a club to run, remember?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I thought we both had a club to run.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Plus, he's better with Cal, what with him

0:07:44 > 0:07:45being the same mental age.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47You're doing it.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Oh, I see what this is. The Boys Club.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Just cos I've got ovaries, I'm left in charge of Rain Man Junior.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Just do it, Amber, eh? Now!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Right. OK.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04And keep him out all afternoon. Take him to the pictures or something.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you joking?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Listen, my wee pain in the neck,

0:08:07 > 0:08:09you're going to do your dad this good turn, OK?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'll send Jimmy over to get him when he's finished. Now shift!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18He's definitely out.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I had my mouth open there!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30We need more photos to make our relationship look convincing.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Suppose.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Which is why I've been working on our critical path analysis.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Our what?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41It's like a checklist, only way cooler.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Looks complicated.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50You don't have to worry about any of this.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Just participate fully when and if I tell you is appropriate.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's colour-coded.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56That's what makes it pretty.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Right...

0:08:59 > 0:09:04So. Proposal. We've a tight window on this.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm thinking Tall Ship tonight.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09You on bended knee, with a microphone in front of everyone.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Traditional nonsense.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Eh, that is how I proposed to my last girlfriend.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Zinnie. Car explosion.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Died in Montego Street.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Aye, all right! Bit of tact, please.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20She was a real person, not a question on Mastermind.

0:09:21 > 0:09:27Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I just... You know that whole sensitivity button?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I think I was born without it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Maybe we should just do this another...- No. It's fine.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Just...you know.

0:09:37 > 0:09:43So... So this spreadsheet thing, it says that today we need a proposal?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Then a proposal is what you're going to get.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49But it needs to be believable.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Absolutely. And public.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53There need to be witnesses and it has to be memorable.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I do have a certain reputation to uphold.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Anybody that knows Angus Lindsay knows he is the master of woo,

0:10:01 > 0:10:05the doctor of love, the magician of fruition.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07That doesn't make sense.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09It needs the Lindsay charm.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11And does this charm work to a deadline?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Absolutely. What is the deadline?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Tonight. We're getting married in two weeks.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Then I better get started, eh?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Where are you going?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23First step. Market research!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Hey, Angus, what is this?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Black pudding.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Hmm. What is in it?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Pigs' blood.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43KNOCK ON DOOR

0:10:43 > 0:10:44DOOR OPENS

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Hi, Liz. Come in. Have a seat.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Thank you.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Right. Thanks for seeing me, Doctor.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57No worries. So, what's the problem?

0:10:57 > 0:11:01I'm absolutely mortified about being here, but I really had no choice.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Molly is just outside.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07You mentioned recurring headaches?

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Oh, yes. Thumping, skull-splitting headaches.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16But I suppose that comes with living with Molly and Alasdair.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20If they're not squabbling about whether ketchup belongs in

0:11:20 > 0:11:25the refrigerator, they're sitting there cackling over some inane programme

0:11:25 > 0:11:31where highly over-privileged twenty-something-year-olds are drinking

0:11:31 > 0:11:35spumante on tap and laughing at their own jokes.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36And, oh, the language!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41And the rash?

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Well, as I said, it's an allergy I would think.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50What with Molly scooshing her cheap perfume and Alasdair

0:11:50 > 0:11:52and his bloomin' plug-ins.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56The place is smelling like a hussy's handbag, as my mother would have said.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Nevertheless, let me give you something for the itching.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Yes, I had just got used to Molly,

0:12:06 > 0:12:10and now there's Alasdair and I have to adjust again.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Hey ho. How things have changed.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20You must miss Malcolm?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Every day.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29A lot of my patients say it does get easier.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33No. It doesn't.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37But I won't complain.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I was lucky.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I got my second chance.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Second?

0:12:46 > 0:12:47At love.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52You're off your head.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55This coming from the guy who's living with his ex-wife!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Just ignore him, Angus. I think it's kind of romantic.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Thank you, Ellie. Finally somebody that speaks my lingo.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Another few weeks of this and she'll have her green card thing,

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I'll get some cash, and hey-ho, pop-up club here we come.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I just need to dream up the perfect proposal.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Aye. You know, I'd love to go up in a hot-air balloon,

0:13:12 > 0:13:14imagine, over the River Clyde.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Or...no, on The Orient Express.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Ellie, it has to be done like now.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh. Maybe a wee burl on the underground?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23I figured, if I was going to propose,

0:13:23 > 0:13:26who better to ask than the guy who's done it five times.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28You want my advice on proposing?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Aye. What's the best way to do it?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Don't. We've been here before. - Be serious.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I'm being serious! It only ever ends badly.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Come on, Angus. Let's find someone less cynical.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Are you joking? You're going to help him?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ellie. You are a star.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- It's no a request... - DOOR OPENS

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Not now, Jimmy, I'm up to my oxters in it.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Kelly-Marie's here to see you.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Is she now?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03There's been a mix-up at the bank.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Cal's money's not in.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07No mix-up. I cancelled it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Oh. Right. Well, maybe you could explain it to her.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Why would I do that when I've got you to do it for me? - She's up to high doe!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Maybe that's where I want her.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Tell Kelly-Marie I'll be over to see her shortly.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27And Jimmy?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31The next time I say no interruptions, you listen.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Understand?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- What've you done? - I haven't done anything!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43You must have done something. He's spitting nails in there.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46It wasn't a mistake. He's cancelled your money.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50I... I have nae. This is humiliating.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Having to come round here with my begging bowl.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55That's exactly what Alex wants.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57You shouldn't feel humiliated.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00No, this is Alex. Twisting things with Lenny, turning him against me.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I know it is. Let me speak to him.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05No, no, now's not the time. Come on.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- He says he'll talk to you later. - Really?- Aye.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Another wee sample for you.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- So what's this? - Oysters.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36I had a pen-pal on death row that liked oysters.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37What happened to him?

0:15:37 > 0:15:38He died.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40What, from eating oysters?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41No, lethal injection.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- How did you meet him?- Online.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I never actually met him face-to-face what with him

0:15:45 > 0:15:48being in Texas, but he'd mail some photos.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Kind eyes. You know, considering what they said he'd done.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Delicious(!)

0:16:01 > 0:16:03This is costing more than we agreed, AJ.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05First class food, first class prices.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well, the prices certainly are. As for the quality, that remains to be seen.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Look, there'll be samples of everything else ready for you to taste later, no worries.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16So, this man of yours. What had he done?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18He went down for a crime he didn't commit.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21It was a miscarriage of the American justice system.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Like OJ, only he never got off with it.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25What was he meant to have done?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Something about bodies getting put in a mincemeat grinder.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Which is ridiculous, cos he told me he was a vegan.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Death row, eh? Can't imagine anything worse.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34I can.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39What would be your last meal on the death row, AJ?

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Mine would be fajitas. Mainly cos I like saying the word.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Fa-ji-ta.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48It'd cheer you up just ordering it, wouldn't it?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51My last meal would be what I'm serving tonight.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You're serving eel!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Smoked eel. And it tastes like a dream.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Sounds like a nightmare.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00I'd be plugging in the electric chair myself

0:17:00 > 0:17:02if I was having to scoff that.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Trust me. It will be unforgettable.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Sure you don't mean inedible? Ha!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Oh, there she is.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- I just need you to try something. - I just...- It will take five minutes.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Come on, come on.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Right, get your jaws around these.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27We're just talking about death row.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Cheery stuff.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32She had a friend on death row she used to write to.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Eh, e-mail. I'm not a saddo.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I don't spend money on stamps and that.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's just a bit of fun.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42It's anything but a bit of fun. It's called hybristophilia.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47Being drawn to dangerous and uncontrollable men.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49It's bad for you.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Ach, so's fizzy drinks if we're to believe everything in the papers.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Men like that...

0:17:54 > 0:17:57they seduce you and charm you, knowing that it's not going to go anywhere.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I suppose once they get you,

0:17:59 > 0:18:03before you know it, they've corrupted your own moral code.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06It's not their moral code I'm interested in.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11What's the verdict on that then, Doctor?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hmm.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18He might not be a bad boy but that fella of yours knows how to tickle a lassie's taste buds.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19It's delicious, AJ.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22That's just the dress rehearsal. Even better tonight.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24What's happening tonight?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25I'm not going.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27It's not my scene.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Going where?

0:18:28 > 0:18:31The opening of Alex's new bar. What did you think all the canapes were for?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- I didn't even get an invite. - Neither did I.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Luckily, you know someone who can get you on the guest list.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Can I get on the guest list? - No.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Ach well, I'll just sit in front of the gogglebox

0:18:44 > 0:18:47and scrape the hard skin off my heels.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Er... There's people trying to eat here.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52I know. Me. Give us something else to taste.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Oh, what's this?

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Looks like something you'd pull out the drain of your shower.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59It's caramelised onion.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Don't come tonight.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02What?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I've a lot on my plate. I don't want you there.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Alex, the last place I'd want to be is there.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Good. I'm glad we understand each other.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16So, how would you want it done?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I wouldn't.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20If you proposed to me after, what, four weeks,

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I'd think you were a bunny boiler. - But if you had to.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Had to?

0:19:26 > 0:19:27I dunno.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32A trip to New York, diamond ring in a glass of champagne.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Sounds smashing! - Not to mention expensive!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You can do it on the cheap.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Yeah, cos that's romantic.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40No. Cheap is good. Cheap is very good.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I've got it!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Brilliant!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Beer garden. Glass of wine.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Fizzy wine.

0:19:51 > 0:19:56Obviously. And the ring-pull of a can of ginger. Romantic, eh?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58No?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01- No.- No.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10How's your day with Auntie Amber going?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12She told me not to say that word.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14What, auntie?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16She's just kidding, that's what she likes to be called.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Now drink your fizzy juice and eat your sweeties.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Toasties? Really?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23They're not toasties. That's your Brie and cranberry croque monsieur.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Looks like a toastie. Tastes like a toastie.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29So, must be a toastie!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31So?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34We're not having these. I knew this was a mistake.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37We could have got a Michelin-starred chef but, no,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Steve Jobs had to get the local pieman in.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43It's called community engagement, Amber. You should try it some time. Might make people warm to you.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Enjoy.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I think you're underestimating your punters, Amber.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Couldn't agree more, AJ.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53We're not paying you to think, AJ.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56We're paying you to cook. And these are out. End of.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Not a problem, boss. Plenty of time to change it up.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00But everything else is fine?

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Smashing.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Has Auntie Amber seen your impression of her yet?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Don't like it! Don't like it!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Don't like it! Don't like it!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10She did like the smoked eel.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Eel?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Animal!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I think your auntie would like to play lots of games this afternoon.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Aeroplanes. Painting. And the jumping game.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24She loves that game.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Remember, there's a lot riding on tonight.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I know.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33I hope you do.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Because if you mess up there's going to be a lot of upset people.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40And if they're upset, AJ, I'm upset.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44And my dad hates to see his princess being let down.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47He's very protective. Do you know what I mean?

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Absolutely.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Moreish these, aren't they?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Damien, you coming?

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Hurry up.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Don't want to!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04If you move, I'll get you a can of juice and a packet of sweeties.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06HE IMPERSONATES AN AEROPLANE

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Good boy.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Lenny!

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Hello, stranger.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I thought I'd just pop over.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40See how you're doing.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Aye, I'm good.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'm good. I...tried to see you earlier.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49I thought you might be in a bit of a state, you know, with the club reopening.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Fresh start for all of us, isn't it?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Lenny... Listen, I was on the phone to the bank earlier and I think there's been a mistake...

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Betrayed. That's how I'd feel.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well, it's best for everyone if...

0:23:00 > 0:23:03I thought to myself, Kelly, she's very vulnerable just now,

0:23:03 > 0:23:05get over, check out how she is.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Look, Cal should be back soon.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Don't worry about that, I told Amber to keep him away from this.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- This? - Aye, I want him looked after, safe.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Safe?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20So me and you can have a private wee chat.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Lenny, have I done something to upset you?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Have you?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59What the...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05What's this? My summons?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07What?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08This. The invite.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11It was just left on my desk and I told you I'm not coming tonight.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13And I told you I don't want you there.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15You do not get to treat me like one of your hareem.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18You don't get to mess with my head like you did with Angel

0:24:18 > 0:24:20and Kelly-Marie...

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Enough. I have never gone there with you. Never.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24So what is this?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's not from me. Must be from AJ.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30- Sit down.- Don't tell me to...

0:24:30 > 0:24:34If we're going to have a conversation, Annie, we're going to do it like grown ups.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35- Sit down.- I'll stand.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39OK. I'll stand too.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42SHE LAUGHS

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Look. This is a small place.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53There's no point in us trying to avoid each other.

0:24:54 > 0:24:59Whatever we...this is, it's over, and that is your decision.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01And as long as that's what you want I'll respect it.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No games.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Which means we don't have to hide in doorways from each other.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Yeah, I mean, that's... You saw me?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11That's mortifying.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13I thought it was kind of sweet.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17I do like you, Alex.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18I know you do.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- OK... - I like you, too.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26But it's better like this.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Better or easier?

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Both.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34We're grown up, sensible people.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36We can be friends. Can't we?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's never really worked out for me much in the past.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Most of my exes want me dead or at the very least facially disfigured.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Friends.- Friends.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Right, friends it is, then.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Now, I'm pretty busy here, so, if you don't mind.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59They talk about you like you're evil.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Well, they say you're an ice maiden.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Thanks, Alex. - For?

0:26:09 > 0:26:10For understanding.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Are you still here?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16If things were different... but I'm with AJ and that's...

0:26:16 > 0:26:17That's your role.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Yeah. It is. And I've been playing it for the last 20 years...

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Playing?

0:26:22 > 0:26:26This, is better than nothing, isn't it?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Yep. Better than nothing.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- HE SCOFFS - Seriously?

0:26:34 > 0:26:35SHE GIGGLES

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Seriously.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Want a cup of tea?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Oh, let me...- No, no, no. I'll get it.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Doesn't half take some getting used to, you know.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Having your brood round you again.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Sometimes you just, well, you forget the joy of having a family,

0:27:09 > 0:27:10you know.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12I'd watch yourself from them.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Who?- Amber and Alex.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I know they're your flesh and blood

0:27:17 > 0:27:21but I just don't think they've got your best interest at heart.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- What you mean, Kel? - I don't trust them.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Why not?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Alex is diseased. You know, just like his mother.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32You know, I tried to warn you off him when you first went out.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33But you knew better. I was ignored.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35What are you doing?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Where's the teabags?- Just there.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Amber, though. She's a good girl.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Done time for me.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47I don't think she's wired right.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Have you seen the way she looks at Callum? It's no natural.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53- You think?- Aye, I do.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Five years in prison, that's got to do some damage.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00Aye. Just as well I've got you, then, Kelly.

0:28:01 > 0:28:06And, you know, I owe you a apology, Kel.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07You've nothing to be sorry about.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Oh, no, I mean all that carry on.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Handing the club back over to Alex. It's nothing personal.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13Just looking after my kids.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Of course.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Did hurt me at the time, though.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Did it?

0:28:20 > 0:28:25Aye, it did. You took Alex in after everything he put me through.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27I didn't really have any option, did I? He is my son.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30And then Amber comes back and I'm out of Chrome.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32You must have thought I forgot about you.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35You said Chrome was just short-term. Next thing I know you're buying me out.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Did it hurt you, Kel?

0:28:36 > 0:28:41Aye, it did, Lenny. It really hurt.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48See, I knew I should have come straight over and squared that.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52All that carry on with DI Donald, I just haven't had the time.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54I'm sure you were busy.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Of course, you do know it was Eileen Donachie that grassed me up.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00- Right.- You don't seem surprised.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05What? No, I am, but...

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Guess you're just a better judge of character than I am.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09I'm sure she didn't mean it.

0:29:09 > 0:29:14The thing that shocked me, she knew about Billy and Martina.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17And that was strictly family-only business.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Maybe you're right.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27Maybe I shouldn't trust Alex after all.

0:29:27 > 0:29:33And Amber... Yeah, she could just be in it for the inheritance.

0:29:35 > 0:29:36What do you think?

0:29:36 > 0:29:37KETTLE WHISTLES

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Maybe.

0:29:40 > 0:29:41KETTLE CLICKS

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Oh, there's the kettle.

0:30:22 > 0:30:23There we go.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Drink up. It'll go cold.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32I said drink.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48So, is that it, is it?

0:30:49 > 0:30:51You've nothing to say.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Nothing. To even justify what you've done.

0:30:57 > 0:30:58I haven't done anything.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02I've sat here listening to you whining, now it's my turn.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Alex. Yeah, I took him in, you know why? Because he's my boy. He's my son!

0:31:07 > 0:31:10Amber, she's my baby, and she killed somebody for me.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12And as far as the club goes...

0:31:14 > 0:31:15I bought you out, Kelly.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I didnae take it!

0:31:17 > 0:31:19- I gave you a good price for it.- I know, but...

0:31:22 > 0:31:25I gave you the chance to tell the truth.

0:31:28 > 0:31:29But you didn't.

0:31:32 > 0:31:37I know it was you who betrayed me to that bitch Donachie and Donald.

0:31:43 > 0:31:49Eileen came to me. She used me, no, in fact, she tricked me.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Cos I was...

0:31:54 > 0:31:59I was, I was out of my mind, you know, with the fall and what happened to David and...

0:32:01 > 0:32:06Aye. I admit it. I messed up. I did. But it was just that one time.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09I have always been there for you, Lenny.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10I have been nothing but loyal to you.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Loyal?!

0:32:12 > 0:32:15You don't even know what the word loyalty means!

0:32:16 > 0:32:17I gave you a club. I gave you a career.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19I gave you a shot at the good life.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I came back here for you.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26I sorted out Billy, I sorted out Martina. For you!

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I didn't think it was going to come to that...

0:32:28 > 0:32:34I didnae! You know, I stood up at the funeral and asked you,

0:32:34 > 0:32:38I asked you in front of everybody to stop the fighting.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- To end the war with Martina. I never wanted it to come to all this bloodshed.- I was protecting you!

0:32:42 > 0:32:45Did you think that she wasnae gonna come and kill you?

0:32:45 > 0:32:49When she knew that any second you could tell Alex what she'd done to you?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Did you really, really think that she wouldnae come for you?

0:32:57 > 0:32:59I stopped her.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07I stopped her.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12You...

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Sit down.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22- I made a mistake. - No. You knew what you were doing.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26- No, I didn't.- You were jealous - of Alex, of Amber,

0:33:26 > 0:33:28of the club, of me having my family around me again.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30So you stabbed me in the back!

0:33:37 > 0:33:39And now...

0:33:41 > 0:33:42I have to deal with it.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Lenny, you don't want to do this.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51There's been enough murders round here to last a lifetime.

0:33:51 > 0:33:52Oh, Kel.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I'm not going to murder you.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59You're going to do it yourself.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07CALLUM SINGS TO HIMSELF

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Get rid of him, pronto! This little monster's tuned to the moon.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Ach, he's harmless.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Harmless?

0:34:13 > 0:34:17Jimmy, three hours in his company and I'm wishing I was back inside.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Listen, Amber, I've still an hour of my shift to do.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Consider this permission to finish early.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23All right.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28- Did you give him any sugar? - Look, Jimmy, just take him! NOW!

0:34:28 > 0:34:29Cal!

0:34:29 > 0:34:31SINGING STOPS

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Right, wee one, let's go see Mammy. There we are.

0:34:37 > 0:34:42Lenny, please. After everything we've been through, you can't force me to...

0:34:42 > 0:34:44I can, Kel.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47So, come on. Your pick.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53I mean, I don't know what that'll do to your insides.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Maybe you want to go classy.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Have some of these washed down with some of that,

0:34:58 > 0:35:01I'll run you a bath - you can do it rock and roll style.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Lenny, please, I need you to understand that I...- Sh.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Now, of course, before you make your choice...

0:35:15 > 0:35:17..you have to write a note.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Lenny, just let me explain myself.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22Too late.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32"I'm so sorry." Full stop.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37"I can't think of any other way." Full stop.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42"Tell Cal I'll always love him." Full stop.

0:35:44 > 0:35:49"Forgive me," comma, "Kelly-Marie." Full stop.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56"Forgive me, Kelly-Marie."

0:35:58 > 0:36:01No. Lenny, no, I...

0:36:01 > 0:36:03No, you're right. Let's change it.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07"Love, Kelly Marie." Now write it!

0:36:14 > 0:36:15Don't do this.

0:36:16 > 0:36:21Look... Not for me, forget me.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24I'm nobody, I'm nothing. Think about Callum?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27He's been through so much already.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30He's lost his dad, his wee brother, Alex.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31He can't lose me, I'm his mum.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33He's got me.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37I'm his family.

0:36:38 > 0:36:39I'm his blood.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Lenny... I'm pregnant.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Lenny, please, I'm begging you.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51You're no, though, are you?

0:36:51 > 0:36:52What?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Begging me.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Don't do this.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Lenny, please. You can't come back from this.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06Come on, Kel.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09Make your choice.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Please, Lenny.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21How can you do this?

0:37:21 > 0:37:23You've been like a dad to me.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Yeah.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Don't worry. I'll stay with you.

0:37:33 > 0:37:34You'll no die alone.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38Come on. I'm not a monster.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Please don't let Callum find me. He's just a wee boy.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Amber's under strict instructions not to bring the wee fella

0:37:47 > 0:37:49back here until much later.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51It'll be Jimmy that'll discover you.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54He'll be finished his work in about am hour.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56He'll find you, with your note.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59He'll be sad, angry, but surprised?

0:38:00 > 0:38:04No, not with how unstable you've been lately.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Lenny. Let me try to make it up to you.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Please. Just let me. I didn't mean to hurt you.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17I've been let down many times in my life.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23But you, you hurt me more than anything.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26I'm so sorry.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Kel? You in?

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Mum!

0:38:31 > 0:38:33What you doing back, wee man?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Amber demanded I brought him back.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36Oh, she did, did she?

0:38:36 > 0:38:38So, what's going on here?

0:38:38 > 0:38:40We're just having a chat, Jimmy.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Right. You right, Kel?

0:38:42 > 0:38:43Yeah, I'm fine.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Callum, is that your new football boots?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Why don't you try them on for me, eh?- Aye, in your bedroom, eh?

0:38:53 > 0:38:56So, what's going on?

0:38:56 > 0:39:00This is the wee piggy that just ran, "Me! Me! Me!"

0:39:00 > 0:39:02All the way to DI Donald. Eh?

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Tell him you're not a grass, Kel. Tell him. Tell him.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10Look me in the eyes...

0:39:10 > 0:39:12are you a grass?

0:39:13 > 0:39:14How could you!

0:39:14 > 0:39:16It was you that begged for Lenny to come back

0:39:16 > 0:39:18and sort out the Kennedys.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20What were you thinking about?

0:39:22 > 0:39:23What're we going to do?

0:39:23 > 0:39:25What needs to be done.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Lenny, she's no thinking straight.

0:39:33 > 0:39:34You cannae do this.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Look, Grandad! Look!

0:39:38 > 0:39:41- They're smashing. - Let me see them.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46Got to think of the wee man.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48I've got no choice, Jimmy.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Listen, trust me. I'll keep an eye on her. All right?

0:39:55 > 0:39:56For the wee man.

0:39:58 > 0:39:59Get your coat.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Right, why don't you go with Jimmy?

0:40:01 > 0:40:05Me and your grandpa, we're going to go for a wee walk.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Go to Jimmy. And listen, I'll be...

0:40:14 > 0:40:17Why don't you go and say bye to your Grandpa Lenny?

0:40:21 > 0:40:22And Callum.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28I love you so much. OK? Do you hear me?

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Don't you forget that.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32I'm going to love you for ever. And ever.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34So don't you forget that, OK?

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Love you too, Mom.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38Jimmy.

0:40:43 > 0:40:44Now go.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01DOOR SHUTS

0:41:03 > 0:41:07You keep your head down, you don't say another word to anybody.

0:41:08 > 0:41:12As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist any more.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14If I hear you laugh, I'll rip your throat out.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19The only reason you're getting to live,

0:41:19 > 0:41:22one reason only, that wee boy there.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27You remember every morning you wake up,

0:41:27 > 0:41:29you're alive on my good grace.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36If I hear one more wrong word...

0:41:37 > 0:41:39..all my kindness will disappear.

0:42:13 > 0:42:14Sorry.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18HE PLAYS THE IMPERIAL MARCH FROM STAR WARS

0:42:19 > 0:42:20HE TAILS OFF

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Just tuning up.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25HE TUNES HIS GUITAR

0:42:28 > 0:42:29HE SIGHS

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Cassie.

0:42:42 > 0:42:43Cassie.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Cassie!

0:42:46 > 0:42:47DOOR OPENS

0:42:49 > 0:42:51You can come out now.

0:42:51 > 0:42:52What is this?

0:42:53 > 0:42:57Cassie Andrea Edmonds,

0:42:57 > 0:43:00I know we've only been together a matter of weeks but in that time,

0:43:00 > 0:43:03you have made me happier than I've been in a long while.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07So, I just wanted to, er,

0:43:07 > 0:43:09make a promise to you in front of...

0:43:10 > 0:43:14..well, more people than I imagined, actually, but, erm...

0:43:14 > 0:43:15A promise for you.

0:43:24 > 0:43:29# We've been going together

0:43:31 > 0:43:35# Too long to be vague

0:43:35 > 0:43:38# When there's something to say

0:43:40 > 0:43:41# If it's not now

0:43:43 > 0:43:46# Then it's never

0:43:47 > 0:43:51# So I'll say it straight out

0:43:51 > 0:43:55# For I have no doubt

0:43:55 > 0:43:58# No doubt

0:43:59 > 0:44:01# Let's get married

0:44:01 > 0:44:03# I love you

0:44:03 > 0:44:06# And I want to stay with you

0:44:06 > 0:44:08# Let's get married

0:44:08 > 0:44:10# Have kids

0:44:10 > 0:44:13# Grow old and grey with you

0:44:13 > 0:44:16# Let's get married

0:44:16 > 0:44:19# Hold hands Walk in the park

0:44:20 > 0:44:24# Let's get married

0:44:24 > 0:44:27# Let's get married

0:44:27 > 0:44:32# For the days when we can do no wrong

0:44:32 > 0:44:34# For the bad times

0:44:34 > 0:44:39# For the moments when we think we can't go on

0:44:39 > 0:44:40# For the family

0:44:40 > 0:44:45# For the lives of the children that we've planned

0:44:45 > 0:44:47# Let's get married

0:44:47 > 0:44:50# C'mon darling Please take my hand

0:44:50 > 0:44:54# Come on darling Please take my hand. #

0:45:00 > 0:45:02LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:45:06 > 0:45:08They're waiting for us to kiss now.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12Prepare yourself, I'm pretty good.

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Aced it, didn't I?

0:45:22 > 0:45:25You should know, my surname is Evans.

0:45:26 > 0:45:27It's perfection!

0:45:27 > 0:45:32Yeah, yeah, maybe with a lot of editing.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34- God! - THEY LAUGH

0:45:39 > 0:45:42MUSIC: West Coast by Lana Del Rey

0:45:50 > 0:45:54# Down on the west coast They got a sayin'

0:45:54 > 0:45:58# If you're not drinkin' then you're not playin'

0:45:58 > 0:46:02# But you've got the music You've got the music in you

0:46:04 > 0:46:05# Don't you?

0:46:06 > 0:46:10# Down on the west coast I get this feeling like

0:46:10 > 0:46:12# It all could happen

0:46:12 > 0:46:15# That's why I'm leavin' you For the moment

0:46:15 > 0:46:18# You for the moment boy blue

0:46:19 > 0:46:21# Yeah you

0:46:21 > 0:46:25# You're flying high at the show I'm feeling hot to the touch

0:46:25 > 0:46:29# You say you'll miss me the most I say I'll miss you so much

0:46:29 > 0:46:33# Something keeps me really quiet I'm alive I'm a-lush

0:46:33 > 0:46:36# Your love, your love My love. #

0:46:37 > 0:46:39I swear to God, it's not funny.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41- Sounds hysterical. - SHE SIGHS

0:46:41 > 0:46:43He's definitely on the spectrum.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Attention deficit or something.

0:46:45 > 0:46:46He's a kid.

0:46:46 > 0:46:47Yeah, so was Bible John once.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51I can't believe you managed to live with that for so long.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Well, I manage to live with you, so...

0:47:00 > 0:47:04Well, I'd definitely do us.

0:47:04 > 0:47:05- At least twice.- Hmm.

0:47:25 > 0:47:31INDISTINCT PARTY CHATTER

0:47:56 > 0:47:57- You look stunning.- Thanks.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59So do you.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Kelly, are you sure you're not wanting any cheese on toast?

0:48:34 > 0:48:36- I said no!- All right! No need to rip my head off.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39Sorry. I'm just not hungry, right?

0:48:39 > 0:48:41- That's all you had to say. - SHE TUTS

0:48:44 > 0:48:47Listen, thanks for earlier.

0:48:49 > 0:48:51You'll not say anything to Ma, will you?

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Cos she'll just worry and I don't want that.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56Jimmy, can you please talk to me?

0:48:58 > 0:49:01Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Thanks.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05I won't tell anyone you're a grass.

0:49:05 > 0:49:06A grass!

0:49:08 > 0:49:09You should know better.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Don't. I know what I did was wrong, but I was pressurised into it.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15I'll tell no-one, cos I'm ashamed of you.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17You hear me?

0:49:17 > 0:49:18Ashamed.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22I thought of all people, you would understand.

0:49:23 > 0:49:24I can't even look at you.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06- I think I nailed it.- Ah, well done.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08You did a great job.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Hey? All that worry for nothing.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- I didn't see you eating anything. - I did!- What?

0:50:13 > 0:50:14Well, I had an oyster.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17MUSIC: Time by Jungle

0:50:20 > 0:50:23# I know You know

0:50:26 > 0:50:27# Time and time again... #

0:50:31 > 0:50:34So, ready to hit the road, Mrs J?

0:50:35 > 0:50:39Well, we should stay and listen to the speeches.

0:50:39 > 0:50:40Be rude otherwise.

0:50:40 > 0:50:45- OK, well, you finish your drink and I'll load up the car.- Yeah.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49# Just hold on tight Don't let in, yeah

0:50:49 > 0:50:52# I'll run all right Don't let me

0:50:53 > 0:50:55# Just let it out

0:50:55 > 0:51:00# Time and time and time and time and time again... #

0:51:00 > 0:51:01Can I have a word?

0:51:02 > 0:51:04- Sure.- In private.

0:51:04 > 0:51:07# Time and time and time and time and time again. #

0:51:12 > 0:51:14Who is she?

0:51:14 > 0:51:16- What are you playing at?- Me?!

0:51:16 > 0:51:18Go play house with AJ. I've things to do.

0:51:18 > 0:51:21Oh, right, and by that you mean "other women to do."

0:51:21 > 0:51:22You're jealous!

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Annie, I'm single.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26If I want to go with every girl in there, then I will

0:51:26 > 0:51:29and you don't get to have an opinion on it, friend.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31Well, how do you think that makes me feel, Alex?

0:51:31 > 0:51:33- To see you with...- I don't care.

0:51:33 > 0:51:36Do you think it's enjoyable for me to watch you with him?

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Suck it up. I told you I had a duty.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41Go and do it, then, because I'm not your late night plaything.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43- Don't be like that. - Oh, come on, honey,

0:51:43 > 0:51:45I'm trying my hardest here.

0:51:45 > 0:51:46I'm holding it together.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48I hear what you're saying,

0:51:48 > 0:51:50that this isn't happening, that people will get hurt.

0:51:50 > 0:51:54I hear you, but don't make me pretend that I agree with you.

0:51:54 > 0:51:55We're done here.

0:51:55 > 0:51:56No, please, just...

0:51:57 > 0:51:58Just listen to me.

0:52:04 > 0:52:05OK.

0:52:07 > 0:52:11This afternoon, leaving your house,

0:52:11 > 0:52:15walking the length and breadth of the street,

0:52:15 > 0:52:16people were looking at me.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20I thought they were all looking at me like...

0:52:20 > 0:52:21You know, like they hated me,

0:52:21 > 0:52:23like they could see what I'd done.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28And then I realised it wasn't that at all.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31They weren't looking at me at all.

0:52:31 > 0:52:32I mean, not really.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37All they could see was Harry's mother or AJ's wife, or a doctor.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39I mean, it's always a doctor.

0:52:42 > 0:52:44Even AJ doesn't notice.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48I mean there was a part of me that hoped that he might.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52I've been the one that's been cheated on

0:52:52 > 0:52:55and I know what it feels like -

0:52:55 > 0:52:57that you're worthless, that you're not good enough.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02So, what? Is this your revenge on him?

0:53:02 > 0:53:05How horrible and hellish that feels -

0:53:05 > 0:53:06felt...

0:53:07 > 0:53:08None of that,

0:53:08 > 0:53:11none of that comes close to how miserable I've been

0:53:11 > 0:53:13not being able to be with you.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18I'm lonely.

0:53:21 > 0:53:22And I have been for a long time.

0:53:25 > 0:53:28And these past few weeks with you,

0:53:28 > 0:53:29I wasn't.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34And now? I mean, now, it's even worse.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37Now I'm doing everything I can to not to call you in my lunch hour.

0:53:37 > 0:53:41Not to find some pathetic excuse to see you and I'm...

0:53:41 > 0:53:43SHE SIGHS

0:53:43 > 0:53:45I'm tired of it, Alex.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52I'm tired of being all these things to everybody else.

0:53:54 > 0:53:56I just want to be me.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59I just want to be...

0:53:59 > 0:54:00Annie.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04I've tried ignoring you

0:54:04 > 0:54:05and I've tried being your friend

0:54:05 > 0:54:06but that doesn't work.

0:54:15 > 0:54:17So what does that leave us with, then?

0:54:19 > 0:54:25I'm sick of trying to fight against what I want to do...

0:54:27 > 0:54:31..fighting against what I really am.

0:54:34 > 0:54:36Who I really need.

0:54:37 > 0:54:38Who?

0:54:41 > 0:54:43I'm going to go out there...

0:54:45 > 0:54:47..and persuade my husband to leave the car...

0:54:49 > 0:54:51..and I'll expect you to give us some free shots.

0:54:53 > 0:54:55OK.

0:54:55 > 0:54:59And I want you to stand at the other side of the room where I can see you.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03You can flirt with that blonde thing if you want.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06I'll need to make it look real.

0:55:10 > 0:55:11Hand on her back,

0:55:11 > 0:55:13her waist...

0:55:16 > 0:55:18You might need to kiss her.

0:55:18 > 0:55:19I won't mind.

0:55:21 > 0:55:22Good.

0:55:23 > 0:55:26And then AJ and I will leave early.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35You must have dropped these at the bar.

0:55:35 > 0:55:36Stupid of me.

0:55:36 > 0:55:38These are the keys to the surgery.

0:55:38 > 0:55:39I'll need them.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41You'll have to come back for them.

0:55:41 > 0:55:45I won't realise they're gone until I get back to the flat.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47AJ can't drive though.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49He shouldn't have had those shots.

0:55:51 > 0:55:53And then I'll nip back in a taxi to get them.

0:55:55 > 0:55:56And then..?

0:55:57 > 0:55:58Well...

0:56:02 > 0:56:03Well, that's the fun bit.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06Then...

0:56:06 > 0:56:07who knows what will happen.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Annie, what are you saying?

0:56:15 > 0:56:16I'm saying...

0:56:23 > 0:56:26..that we're having an affair, Alex.

0:56:35 > 0:56:39MUSIC: Wicked Games by Parra for Cuva ft. Anna Naklab

0:56:39 > 0:56:44# And I wanna fall in love

0:56:46 > 0:56:52# No I'm gonna fall in love

0:56:54 > 0:56:57# With you

0:56:58 > 0:57:00# With you. #

0:57:12 > 0:57:13Do you know how embarrassing that is?

0:57:13 > 0:57:16You manhandling her knickers right in front of my face?

0:57:16 > 0:57:18All I'm saying is back off.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20- Ellie's my bub.- I know. We're just pals.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22I've booked us a hotel.

0:57:22 > 0:57:24Can check in any time after two.

0:57:24 > 0:57:25This doesn't feel right.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28It feels seedy, like we shouldn't be doing this.

0:57:28 > 0:57:30I've got to stuff my whole life into a bag before tonight.

0:57:30 > 0:57:31Molly says I'm running away.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33She says I've got everything I need here.

0:57:33 > 0:57:36It's not going to be the same without you here, son.

0:57:36 > 0:57:37I'm glad I met you.