0:00:20 > 0:00:22Sorry for skipping out on you this morning.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- I'm not normally that guy. - Don't worry about it.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- So how long are you away for? - At least a year. Maybe more.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Just wondering if that offer's still open.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Give this place a chance, you might be happy here one day.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I'm beginning to think that we won't be happy anywhere.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- What are you saying? - That we're having an affair, Alex.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Please stay. I cannae leave Angus on his own.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Angus is fine on his own, it's Stella you don't want to leave.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47You either look forward or you look back. It's your choice, mate.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- It's not here. I'm going to have to go without it.- Calm down, it's only a sock.- Calm?
0:00:51 > 0:00:56- I need to get my entire life rammed into one bag before tonight. - Breathe.- I am!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00OK, well, try breathing less like an asthmatic greyhound
0:01:00 > 0:01:02and more like a...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06That's better.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Now. You've plenty of time. - Have I?- No.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14But having a full-on whitey isn't helping.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I'm not very good in a crisis. - Well, luckily for you, I am.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I will make sure you get on that plane.- Wanting rid of me, are you?
0:01:21 > 0:01:26I can't believe this time tomorrow I'll be rollerblading down Ocean Beach.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Assuming I can rollerblade.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- I wish I was coming with you.- Do it!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Book your flight. Fill a bag.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36By tonight we could be sitting in our complimentary eye-masks
0:01:36 > 0:01:38and necking the free miniatures.
0:01:39 > 0:01:45- I can't leave Jenny.- I know, I know. I'm just being...
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- In an ideal world and all that. - Yeah. An ideal world.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58You do know you're going to have to do something about that wallpaper, don't you?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01This place is where fashion comes to die.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Will I get to see you before you go? - You'd better.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Kelly-Marie's organising the surprise party.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08She insisted, I succumbed.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I've already been working on my shocked face. Want to see it?- Mm.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oscar-winning.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21What're you thinking?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22What're YOU thinking?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26OK, after three we say it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28One, two, three...
0:02:28 > 0:02:29PHONE RINGS
0:02:31 > 0:02:34That'll be Jenny. I should...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Of course. - I need to get packing anyway.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# Get me to the church on time
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Church on time Terrifies me
0:02:44 > 0:02:47# Church on time Makes me party
0:02:47 > 0:02:52# Church on time Puts my trust in God and man. #
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Any more kisses for Uncle Bob?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Aw, aye. There she is, bold as Bananaman.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Stella the Sponger.- Don't.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- She's been through a lot. - Who hasnae? Get Bob told.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Set your stall out. You know what Mammy'd say.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22"Never trust a man till he's seven feet in the ground."
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- I'll have a wee word with her. - No, don't.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Last thing I want is Bob thinking I'm an insecure wreck.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Come here.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Put all this nonsense to rest, do you hear me?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Why would he want brisket when he's got silverside?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Silverside?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm fillet, obviously.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Gorgeous!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Thank you.- I meant the soup.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Course you did.- Only joking.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34PHONE CHIMES Oh!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Do you want me take you to the airport?- You'll be working.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I could get Ellie to cover for me.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I'd rather you didn't.- Oh.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Right.- It's just you watching me go.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- I'd never get on the plane. - I should definitely take you, then.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14And spit...
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Oh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22You've so much stuff here.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- It'd been easier if you'd just moved in.- Yeah, I know.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38You go get yourself organised, I'll bring everything you've left over.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39What would I do without you?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You'll find out soon enough.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I wish we had another couple of days.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Me too. I...
0:05:52 > 0:05:53I'd better go.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah. You'd better.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I forgot something.- What?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# Hello, it's me. #
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I've been wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Kel, I'm just checking in.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24You havenae been answering my texts. We need to meet today.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25We've got loads to talk about.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29And you still haven't confirmed what the dress code is for my surprise party.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Are we doing smart-cas? Matching trackies and glowsticks?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Also I was just thinking we could do it in the Tall Ship.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I don't know, maybe you've booked somewhere else.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Let me know. Kel, phone me back. I'm worried about you.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Nae need to ask if you've had a good night, Bobby One-Sock.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I don't know what you're talking about.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00You've been doing the walk of shame every day for the last two weeks.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- There was a name for that in my day. - There's a name for it now an' all.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- BOTH: Dirty stop-oot. - Dirty stop-oot.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Was this with the barman, then?
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- A classy lassie never talks.- No' even to your Auntie Molly?- Well...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- C'mon, let's go and have a wee coffee.- Molly, I cannae.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19There's still so much I've got to get done.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24You might never see me again, you selfish shellfish!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Ten minutes.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Go on.- I suppose.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- And I want to hear all the details. - Mm-hm!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40You want the temperature of the milk to be between 60 and 70.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Any more than that, it starts to get bitter.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We wouldn't want that, would we?
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Two coffees.- Americano? Cappuccino? Espresso? Latte? Filter?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Milk. Two sugars.- Right y'are.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01PHONE RINGS
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Hello.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07'Did you get my picture?'
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Yes, I did. It was very..alarming.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14'That's what it was like when I woke up this morning.'
0:08:14 > 0:08:18High temperature, extreme swelling.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Thought it might need a professional to look at it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well, you should come down to the surgery straightaway.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- 'It sounds like it needs to be dealt with urgently.'- What're you wearing?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Antibac gel and sensible shoes.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Tease.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35'Get your lips round that.'
0:08:42 > 0:08:45We both went into it knowing that it was just a bit of fun,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46and then off I go.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Into the sunshine, tapas and taps off.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Taps off? You're a ginger.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Even with factor 50 you'll have a face like a belisha beacon.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Don't you forget to come and say cheerio to me
0:09:06 > 0:09:08before you go.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Course I will.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Are you going soft on me?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32The only thing going soft is your head, Robbie Fraser -
0:09:32 > 0:09:35schlepping halfway round the world
0:09:35 > 0:09:38when you've everything you could want right on your doorstep.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42AJ, he's paying for the coffees.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- How were they?- Like dishwater.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Come on, Dad, say to him.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Tell him not to go. - Don't be ridiculous.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Of course he should go.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13We've only known each other for a couple of weeks.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Yeah, but you like him. And he likes you. So ask him to stay.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Life's not like that, Jenny. We've both got things we need to do.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25He wants to travel. I want to be here, with you.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Dad, you...- No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I've missed too much of you already
0:10:30 > 0:10:33because I was so focused on getting what I wanted.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Working, travelling, doing things only for me. No more.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43I promised I'd be here for you and I won't break that promise.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I'm here to be the kind of dad that'll make you proud.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57And what's this?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59It's just a daft wee gift.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Seemed like a good idea at the time, but...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04But what?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Well, it's stupid, isn't it?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- A goodbye card.- What's stupid?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13The card or the goodbye?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Have you always been this annoying?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- I prefer to call it insightful.- Hm.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32I've booked us a hotel.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35We can check in any time after two.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'm not going to a hotel. I can't.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- I want to see you properly. - You're seeing me now.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42You know what I mean.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Remember this?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, well, that's the thing with rings, they come off.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Says the man that's been divorced.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Twice.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00This matters to me. Somehow. Even though I'm here with you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- It didn't matter to AJ when he was...- Well, I deserve better.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08No, I don't mean better, I meant to say...
0:12:08 > 0:12:09I'm not judging.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14So take it.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16What you deserve.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31See? Easy as that.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- So the hotel. You said you were free after lunch.- In the afternoon.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Not the evening. Tonight's...
0:12:37 > 0:12:40steak night.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Steak night?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Don't laugh. Yeah, that's what we do.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49We have steak and then we have a bottle of red.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Same thing week in, week out. Sounds like hell.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- I can't think of anything more boring.- You don't...
0:12:53 > 0:12:58get to do that, OK? You don't get to put him, or us, down.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I thought you wanted this.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I do.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11No, but...we just need to be careful, OK?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I'll have to lie... - And you have already.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18But it'll be worth it, because it means we get to be together.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Just a few hours. No more.- Scouts honour.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- You were never a scout.- No.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I don't have any honour either.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42You moving?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Just returning some stuff to Robbie's.- Some?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Is that lover boy off, then?- Yep. - That's you on the scrapheap.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- Welcome to the club. Just a joke, cheer up.- I'm fine.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Oh, no. I know that look.- What look?
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- The "I'm fine, but actually I'm anything but" look.- I am fine.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Remember, it's me you're talking to. Mother of your child.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08High school sweetheart.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11First girl that took you to a gay club, even though I regret it now.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You're no' fine. What's wrong?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Nothing.- If you say so. Oh, nice.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I hope these're clean! - Give them back!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Aye, you're fine, right enough, Snappy McSnapperson.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24So what's going on?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I always knew he was leaving, but...
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- This is easy, Gary. You like him, tell him.- It's not just about me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32He's got things he wants to do,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34and I'm not going to be the one that stops him.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Oh, my, you're totally into him. Go and get him told.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Speaking of which, I've a wee bit of business to be seeing to myself.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Get him told! Now go!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- She's getting big.- Aye.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51So's her mammy's wallet, by the looks of things.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- What?- Cash from Bob, aye?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yeah, I was just going to go and get us some lunch.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Don't think I don't see what you're up to, Lady Jane.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Pick the softest man in the street, throw the kid in his face,
0:15:02 > 0:15:06call him godfather and then fleece him for every penny in his bank.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08This coming from the three-by-three?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11At least I had the decency to let my men off the hook.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I never made any of them stay. - Because they didnae want to.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- I take responsibility for my own. - Sitting on the broo, aye?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Better to sponge off the system than a man's back pocket.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Lassies, no need for this. - What's it to you, Oompa Loompa?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Aye, Angus.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28All I'm saying is, back off.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Ellie's with Bob.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I know. We're just pals.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- And if you upset Ellie, you upset me.- I can see that.- Good.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, I'm glad we got that straight.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44That's for the wean.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Try not to spend it on yourself.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Why have you left it so late to pack?- I have been enjoying my life.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- You should try it.- Oh, I have been.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Oh?- You and Patrick are still...? - Mm-hm.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Well, stranger things have happened.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Just look at me and Gary.- What?
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Look, doing this, changing your life...
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I'm impressed. It's really brave.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Or stupid.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Robbie, this is the youngest you're ever going to be. You've no ties.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Cash in the bank.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27This is the only time in your life you can get out there,
0:16:27 > 0:16:32see the world, trawl across America, find a strapping hunk.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Molly says I'm running away.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- She says I've got everything I need here.- Like what?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Like...friends.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44A flat. A man.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47No offence, but I don't think the dream is waking up with a barman,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50- is it?- No.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51I dunno. Maybe.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56What do you want me to do with this?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Bin it.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- No, it's a nice frame. - Keep it, then.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Look, if you don't look after yourself, nobody else will.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yeah, you're right.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- What're you wearing tonight? - Tonight?- My surprise party!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- I don't know anything about it. - I'll find out where it is.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Kelly Marie's sorting it. - Which is why I won't be invited.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23You are so invited. You've been a really good pal to me...recently.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25She's not answering.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28You two would get on really well if you could only get over the whole...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31What? Sleeping with her ex-husband then her brother thing?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Yeah, when you put it like that, you're a lost cause.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Right, some of us have got to get to work.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- You will come along tonight, though, yeah?- Course.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Look, you're doing the right thing, Robbie.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Don't give this place a second thought.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I can't believe it's as much as that.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15This is the last of your stuff I found.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20The only thing I need is 30 kilos extra baggage allowance.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- What is it?- I'm just...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Whatever's on your mind,
0:18:26 > 0:18:31after three. One, two, three...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33BOTH: I thought we could go for lunch.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35BOTH LAUGH
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Lunch it is, then.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40That's my whole life right there. One bag.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Mental.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Now I've got to try and cram some of this stuff into it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Is that him?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Handsome.- Yeah, I thought so,
0:18:55 > 0:18:57at first.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Handsome, gentle, The One, but...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- What?- He wasn't.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06He never got me.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- We never use to make each other laugh.- I don't believe that.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14It's true. He was a torn-faced...
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Ohhh... That's why I booked the flight.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Last thing I needed was to hang about here
0:19:20 > 0:19:23and wait for the next version of Will to come along.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Another guy desperate to settle me down and set up home together.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Sorry, I didn't mean for that to sound quite so bitter,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- it's just...- No, I get it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:40"I've been to paradise but I've never been to me."
0:19:40 > 0:19:41It's a song from...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Priscilla. Yeah, I've seen it.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I'm just surprised you have.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51There are many things you're yet to discover about me, Robbie Fraser.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- So are you going to sit on it? - Er...
0:19:59 > 0:20:02My bag. I need to pack the bag.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oh, yeah. Sure.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Is that it? Wrong one.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10No, that's the one.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12You've tucked it in!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You want to get some strength into it!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19That's it then.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- All packed and ready to go.- Yep.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Easy as that.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25PHONE RINGS
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot I said I'd meet Patrick.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- I'll cancel him.- No, don't be daft. Go see him.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34As long as you promise you'll come see me later.
0:20:34 > 0:20:40- You sure you don't mind?- Go! - I would, but you're...in my flat.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Hi! No, I've just finished packing.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09So I brought you this.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I had a quick swatch through, I think you might like this.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16There's a bar that has over 400 different types of wine.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I mean, you'll have them all tested by the end of the week, but...
0:21:22 > 0:21:23You all right?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Yep.- Really?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29You were buzzing like a fly when you got your tickets through for Strictly.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Now you're kicking your height in the sunshine state.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well, that's Florida, I'm going to...
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I just thought you might be a bit happier than you are.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I am. I'm just... a bit nervous, I guess.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Enough about me, how's things with you and Angel?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Aye, good.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Different.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- I bet. Do you keep looking for the missing bit?- Aye, very funny.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Cannae wait 'till you go. How long?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Oh-ho!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Here she comes, Melisandre, to rain on my ravioli.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Hi, AJ.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- What's the soup today?- It's sweet potato, chorizo and chilli.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Made by my own fair hands, and cooked with nothing but love.- Hm.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Would you like a taste?- Nah. Cheese toastie, thanks.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Look, I forgot to mention I've got this group learning thing tonight.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- But it's steak night tonight!- Wow.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27The nights must just fly by in your house.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Hopefully it won't go on too long. - Where is it?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Erm, Lochwinnoch, of all places.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- You two better be coming to my surprise party tonight.- What party?
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Aye, right. - So when do you think you'll be done?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Well...you know what these things are like. I won't be late.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50So steak night's off. Will I just go to Robbie's and meet you there?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Will do.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54And, erm...be safe.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55What?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58On the roads.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Promise.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Cheese toastie.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Pint and some chips'n'cheese, please.- No worries.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Congratulations on your engagement, by the way.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15You know what they say, when you find the one...
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Nice to know romance isn't dead.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- BANGING - Haw! Quit it or flit it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- I wouldn't get on the wrong side of you McLean girls. - Don't you forget it.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28That sister of yours called me an Oompa Loompa.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I'd have said something if I wasn't petrified of her.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Och, her bark's much worse than her...
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Actually her bite's worse than her bark.- Yeah, just ask Stella.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Eh?- Caitlin ripped into her this morning. Went for her a dillion.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Stella? Gary, can I have ten minutes?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Er, have I got a choice?
0:23:47 > 0:23:53- Good, Molly. Good.- That must be a good 5K at least?- One.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57But we're getting there. Just take it easy. No pressure.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Hiya. Sorry I'm late, I was with Robbie.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Patrick, look at me going like the clappers!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Gran, what are you doing?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Well, you see all old 'uns are dropping like flies,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13but not me. No danger.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I'm still moving and grooving. Ohhh...
0:24:16 > 0:24:21- The sweat's lashing oot me. - Try and stay on a bit longer, Molly.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- The machine will beep when you're done.- Wait for the beep.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Have you spoken to him, to Robbie?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Yeah. Exciting day for him, eh?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Aye, he doesnae seem too happy about going.- Still waiting for the beep.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39He's fine. He's just...worried.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41What about?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43About Kelly-Marie.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46She's supposed to be arranging his party,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- but she won't even answer her phone.- A party?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I've not been invited to a party!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I know, I've been trying to underplay it with Robbie,
0:24:54 > 0:24:57buy Kelly's not got off the couch in days.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00She's no' fit to be organising anything.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Is this thing still going?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06I feel as if I've cycled to Edinburgh and back.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- What about tonight?- What? - Robbie's leaving drinks.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12He mentioned it earlier but I don't know anything about it.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14So it's not been organised!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- We can't let him go without a send-off. - We most certainly will not!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20This bleep will just have to wait.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Come here and help me off, son.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Ohhhh...- Right, Gran.- Ohhh! Ohhh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, my... Oh!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Oh, listen, my wee Robbie is not leaving Shieldinch without us
0:25:31 > 0:25:35organising a party to end all parties.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Leave it to me. Mmmmwah!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- Bye, Gran.- Bye, son.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I'm your sister. Somebody's got to speak up for you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Aye, me! If and when I decide it's a problem.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48But you just go and do your usual, you wade right in there and...
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- you've made me look an idiot. - No, I made HER look an idiot.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53That wee madam needed telt.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Keep your nose out my business, Caitlin, all right?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Love you too!
0:26:19 > 0:26:23- Hiya.- Can I come in? - Aye, course you can.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- All right, Ellie?- Hey.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Angus told me about Caitlin. - Don't worry about it.- What?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's nothing.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41She's always been overprotective.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44When I failed my driving test she tried to square-go the instructor.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Honestly, it's all right.- Good.
0:26:46 > 0:26:51Cos...she says stuff, jumps to conclusions about how I'm
0:26:51 > 0:26:55feeling all the time and I just want you to know that I'm not.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57You're not what?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Her words aren't my words. You know?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Aye, course.- Good.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- You want a cuppa tea? - Och, no, don't go to any trouble.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13No, it's fine, I'm making us one anyway.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I didn't... I didn't mean us, I just...
0:27:20 > 0:27:21I'm fine.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm just going to take Hope out
0:27:23 > 0:27:27and get some fresh air for a couple of hours.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- Give you two some space. - Don't bother yourself.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Actually, Stella, that'd be great.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- It was really nice seeing you. - Aye, you too.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- It's nice, seeing yous all get on. - We don't.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- But you just...- No, Bob, do you know how embarrassing that is?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- You manhandling her knickers right in front of my face.- Come on.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- You're not jealous, are you?- No, I'm furious.- How come?- How come?!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Why is she here?- You want me to kick her out on the street?
0:27:57 > 0:28:01No, but... What then? I just don't like her being here, Bob, all right.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04It's creepy. No, weird. It's weird you living with your ex-wife!
0:28:04 > 0:28:09- Playing daddy with another man's baby.- Me and Stella, that's history.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13Ancient. Nothing is ever going to happen there. I love you.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Right, easy to say.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Do you trust me?- I trust you, but...
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Do you trust me?
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Yes.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23So cool the jets. Go easy on her.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28She'll be staying somewhere else soon enough. Right?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Right.- Good.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Gie us a kiss, then.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44BANGING ON DOOR
0:28:45 > 0:28:48I know you're in there, let me in.
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Kelly!
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Kelly!
0:28:54 > 0:28:58- What do you want? - Do you no' answer your phone, no?
0:28:58 > 0:29:01I've been phoning you all morning.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03If I was paranoid, I would think you were trying to avoid me
0:29:03 > 0:29:05on the day I'm leaving forever.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- That's today?- Ha-ha. Very funny.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- Are you all right? - Robbie, I don't have time for this.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14- Make time. - Where have you been
0:29:14 > 0:29:16for the last two weeks?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- I've phoned, I've texted... - Oh, right.
0:29:19 > 0:29:25I've been busy. I've been sorting stuff out, booking accommodation,
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- trying to get the flat in order... - Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
0:29:28 > 0:29:29A text is all it takes.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Kel, are you all right?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42You...seemed to be doing so much better.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Aye, like you care!
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Of course I care. You're my best pal.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50You've been shacked up with some stranger
0:29:50 > 0:29:53when I've been in here on my own with nobody.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56You have no idea what I've been going through,
0:29:56 > 0:29:58what's happened to me.
0:29:58 > 0:30:02- So tell me. What's going on? - Don't you dare come near me.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06You don't have the right! So you just... Just get out!
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Kelly! You don't mean that.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14I love you. I am here for you.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18And, aye, things have been crap, for both of us.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20But we don't lie about in our pits all day
0:30:20 > 0:30:23and hide away from the world. We fight back!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- Aye.- We're stronger than that. - Or we run away.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- I'm not.- Why don't you go and play with your new toys?
0:30:32 > 0:30:34You're clearly bored of this one!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Kelly, if you need me to stay, I will.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Do you know what? No, you just go.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44You go far away from here as you possibly can.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Because see all this poison? That's all it is, is poison!
0:30:48 > 0:30:50That's what the Murdochs are...!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Just go, Robbie. Go as fast as you can!
0:30:52 > 0:30:54I mean, I would, if I could,
0:30:54 > 0:30:57but I-I can't! I can't any more!
0:30:59 > 0:31:00- Kelly, I...- No, just go!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- But I need to...- No, go! Just go!
0:31:02 > 0:31:03- Kelly! Kelly!- GET OUT!
0:31:05 > 0:31:07SHE BREATHES HARD
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Something funny?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- What rattled your curling tongs? - You've got a cheek, a total cheek!
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Thanks to your mini me, she is up there a shadow of herself
0:31:21 > 0:31:23- and you are swanning about like...! - Watch your mouth.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- I'm not scared of you, Lenny Murdoch.- Really?
0:31:26 > 0:31:28I think you should be scared.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31In fact, I think you should be shaking in your slip-ons.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34Lying in your bed at night with one eye open, sucking your thumb,
0:31:34 > 0:31:36wetting your pants, screaming for your mammy to help you.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Because believe me, the last thing you want to be doing
0:31:39 > 0:31:41is making an enemy of me. Do you understand?
0:31:41 > 0:31:45What have you lot done to my Kelly Marie?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Do you understand?
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Is, er...everything all right here?
0:31:50 > 0:31:54Oh, look, here's your man come to save you.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Aye. We're just having a laugh, aren't we? Eh?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05I can fight my own battles.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I know, but it's always easier with a wingman.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- What's with those?- It's a surprise.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14KNOCK AT DOOR
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Hey. No, no. Don't, don't. Close the door.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33Sorry. Just... You don't know who might be watching.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35God, look at my hands, they're shaking.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Have a drink.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39I said it was a work thing, so I can't be smelling of drink.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Oh, like he'd even notice.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- Well, he would.- Would he, though?
0:32:44 > 0:32:46He might. I...
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Well, maybe you should just go, forget this,
0:32:49 > 0:32:50get home before his steak goes to waste.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Go and drink your wine with him.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56Look! Don't.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59I didn't mean that. I...
0:33:01 > 0:33:02No, you're right.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05It's just hotel rooms and...
0:33:05 > 0:33:09It's just all too much too soon.
0:33:09 > 0:33:10For who?
0:33:10 > 0:33:12It just feels...
0:33:13 > 0:33:15It feels...
0:33:18 > 0:33:20It just doesn't feel right. It feels seedy,
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- like we shouldn't be doing this. - I know.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- SHE SIGHS - It feels...- What?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33All you have to do is what feels right.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35And this feels right, doesn't it?
0:33:35 > 0:33:36SHE MOANS
0:33:38 > 0:33:40I've never seen Kelly Marie like that.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42I can't go now!
0:33:42 > 0:33:44She's angry.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Understandable, after everything she's been through,
0:33:47 > 0:33:50- but she is not angry at you. - Yes, she is.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55Not once she's calmed down, thought about it.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Thought about someone other than herself.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Look, you need to go. It's your dream.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Don't let anything stand in your way.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08- Isn't that right, Gary? - Yeah. Absolutely.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Kelly will get it.
0:34:12 > 0:34:17You know, if you love someone, set them free, and all that crap.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Do you think?
0:34:20 > 0:34:21I know.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Come here.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26HE SIGHS
0:34:34 > 0:34:37I'm nipping over to the shop. Your ma needs a hand.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41- Jimmy, are you going to please talk to me?- I just did!
0:34:41 > 0:34:43About the other day, with Lenny.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47I've nothing to say. You've made your bed, lie in it.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53- Can I come in?- Aye, of course.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- What you doing here? - Jimmy let me in.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05- Get out of my house! - Never mind... What are you doing?
0:35:07 > 0:35:09- Look, he's worrying he can't leave you.- Who?!
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Robbie! Kelly Marie, wake up!
0:35:13 > 0:35:16How dare you come in my house and tell me about me and my pal?!
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Your pal is currently debating whether or not he can leave here
0:35:19 > 0:35:20because he's too worried about you
0:35:20 > 0:35:23and you can't see it because you're too caught up in yourself!
0:35:23 > 0:35:25SHE SIGHS
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Look, I know this is all about me.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30What?!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33You're angry at me.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I understand.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39Alex, then Robbie and I moving in together
0:35:39 > 0:35:42and now...now there's Patrick. I-I understand why you...
0:35:42 > 0:35:44You have no idea what you're talking about.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47You haven't the faintest clue about what I've been going through!
0:35:47 > 0:35:49I know that today isn't about you.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Or me.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53It's about Robbie.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Go and show him it's OK to leave.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Show him you're happy for him.
0:35:59 > 0:36:00Give him the permission...
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- He doesn't need my permission! - Of course he does, Kelly.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07Robbie needs everyone's permission.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10He needs you to let him go.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13You don't know anything about us.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15About what we've been through together.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17Get out!
0:36:17 > 0:36:20I said, get out!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22SHE SIGHS
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Text him, call him, anything, just tell him it's OK to go!
0:36:28 > 0:36:29Let him go!
0:36:29 > 0:36:32We're having a night for him at the Tall Ship. It would mean the world...
0:36:32 > 0:36:34MUSIC BLARES
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I didn't think you were coming.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Aye, I've just left Bob watching the wean.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46I thought I'd drop off a card and some cakes for Robbie.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Oh, lovely!
0:36:50 > 0:36:51You've not even tasted them yet.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Och, everything tastes better with a drink, doesn't it?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- SHE CHUCKLES - I thought he'd be here by now.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00You know what he's like, he'll be wanting to make a grand entrance.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Maybe he's got cold feet about leaving.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Do you think so?
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Should you not be letting Bob get over here to see his girlfriend?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- Maybe, aye.- Best go, then, eh?
0:37:10 > 0:37:13You don't want folk to think you're taking a lend of him.
0:37:25 > 0:37:26What's this?
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Don't pretend you don't know. You've had access to my notes.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- I never looked at your... - Yeah, you did.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36What did it feel like?
0:37:37 > 0:37:39- You know, when the bullet...- What?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Well, I mean, the pain.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46- Can you describe it? - It's a bullet hole.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50A wound.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53A reminder I see every day in the mirror
0:37:53 > 0:37:57of lying soaked in my own blood, knowing this was it.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Believing.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Game over.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05- I didn't mean to... - You want to know how I felt?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Scared. Humiliated.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15I'm sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned it.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17I was...
0:38:20 > 0:38:21I was relieved.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- What?- Before I passed out...
0:38:28 > 0:38:31..I felt, for the first time in my life...
0:38:33 > 0:38:34..relief.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Now you don't have to keep fighting any more.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Now you can get, well, maybe some sort of peace.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Because I didn't choose this life.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49I was pushed into it.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57This isn't just a scar, Annie.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02This doesn't make me some sort of novelty.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04It's a mark of what I am.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10This is everything that's ever gone wrong in my life.
0:39:12 > 0:39:17It's a mark of a little boy whose...mother couldn't love him.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Of a son whose own father tried to kill him.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27What it isn't...is your thrilling alternative to steak night.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33SHE SIGHS
0:39:33 > 0:39:35I'm sorry.
0:39:37 > 0:39:38I didn't mean to pry.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45But you are NOT my alternative.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I'm here because there is no alternative.
0:39:51 > 0:39:56It isn't some...idiotic midlife crisis.
0:40:02 > 0:40:03There's something here...
0:40:04 > 0:40:08..and it's bigger and more important than everything else in my life.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16I'm here because there's no viable alternative.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22There's something here, Annie, for both of us.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25I know.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Viable alternative? - SHE CHUCKLES
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- DOOR CLOSES - I forgot my wallet.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47- Where you going?- This is weird, man.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- What? - Us living together. It's no' fair.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54Oh, aye, right enough, it's not fair that you and Hope have got running water and lecky(!)
0:40:54 > 0:40:57It's no' fair on me or you and Ellie, Bob.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59- Ellie's fine with us. - SHE SIGHS
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Look, people think that I'm a sponger.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05- I asked you to move in. - And they think I'm using you.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Who cares what they think?!
0:41:07 > 0:41:09SHE SIGHS
0:41:09 > 0:41:14Stella, I just want to make sure that you and the wean are all right.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16- I know that. - And don't worry about Ellie.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18She just gets jealous at times.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Well, there's no reason for her to be jealous because we're just pals.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23I know. And she knows that, too.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I think that Ellie's really good for you, I do.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32And I don't want to be the one getting in the way of that.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34You're not.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- The idea of us being...- What?
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Like that again. It's just ridiculous!
0:41:43 > 0:41:47- It was bad enough first time around, it'd be worse this time.- Totally.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Look, I better get going. I don't want to miss the big surprise.
0:41:54 > 0:41:55You all right?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yes.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- I'll see you later?- Yes.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05- Bye.- Bye.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Come and see your mummy. There you go.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13DOOR CLOSES
0:42:15 > 0:42:17What you seen? What you seen, eh?
0:42:17 > 0:42:20SHE CHUCKLES
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Hey.- Huh-huh!- You'll be fine!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- Don't break me. - I will not break you. Come on!
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Right.- A-huh.- Wait there. - Right, OK.- Stop.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Ready?- Yep.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35ALL: Surprise!
0:42:35 > 0:42:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Scarlett! Oh, you...!
0:42:47 > 0:42:49LAUGHTER
0:42:51 > 0:42:52LOW CHATTER
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Oh, sweetheart! Oh!
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- You OK?- Is Kelly Marie here?
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Hi! Hi! Oh, yous look great!
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Oh, you, you wee sneak!
0:43:13 > 0:43:16- MOBILE PHONE RINGS - Don't answer it.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Oh, I have to, it's...it's Harry.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Hello? Oh, hi, darling.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Is...is everything all right?
0:43:31 > 0:43:33What?!
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Well, how did that happen?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40LOW CHATTER
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- If I hear one more...- What?
0:43:51 > 0:43:53All my kindness will disappear.
0:43:55 > 0:43:56SHE HYPERVENTILATES
0:43:58 > 0:43:59HORN BLASTS
0:44:01 > 0:44:03MUTED CHATTER
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Sorry. I had to...
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Of course you did. Is everything all right?
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Oh, yeah. He's just...
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Look, you don't have to ask, OK? It's not really fair.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Look, I said I didn't want you to talk about AJ, but...
0:44:26 > 0:44:29..but I do want to know about other stuff in your life.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32- Stuff?- You know what I mean.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Well, he needs new textbooks.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38He's spent all his money on...
0:44:38 > 0:44:42Oh, I dread to think what he's spent all his money on.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45I should go.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49- Should you?- I should.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53- But...- But?
0:44:56 > 0:44:57RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
0:44:59 > 0:45:01MUSIC BLARES
0:45:09 > 0:45:11LAUGHTER
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- Oh!- Ooo! Careful!
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Nobody panic.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20It's, er...it's just my shoes.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28It'll be nothing to do with the bottle of brandy she's tanked.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Oh, she's fine.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Thanks for this.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36I wanted to make sure I got a chance to say goodbye. Check you went.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Come with me.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43- What?- Like, just...come!
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Let's just go together. Come on, we'll just do it!
0:45:46 > 0:45:48I can't. I've Jenny and...
0:45:48 > 0:45:51I know. Sorry, I-I should never have asked.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53- It's just the drink.- You should...
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Sorry to interrupt, girls, any chance of a drink? A malt.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01- Sure.- I'll have a pint, as well, Gary, while you're there. Cheers.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04What were you saying?
0:46:05 > 0:46:07You should...
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Go back to the party. Everyone's waiting.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Right, OK.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27You gonnae put a flake in that an' all?
0:46:27 > 0:46:28Er...sorry.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Two vodkas and orange. Make them doubles for single prices, barman.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- You never told him.- I'm not going to stop him. He wants to go.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43Well, where's your spine?
0:46:43 > 0:46:45I'm not going to fight, Caitlin.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47That's always been your problem, you never want to fight.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56MUSIC BLARES
0:47:16 > 0:47:17Somebody's smiling.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Yeah. It's from Kelly.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- That's it, then.- What?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26You can go.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29No more unfinished business.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Yeah.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36After three...we say it.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40OK. One...
0:47:41 > 0:47:43- CAR HORN BLASTS - Two...
0:47:43 > 0:47:45That's your taxi!
0:47:46 > 0:47:47Ah!
0:47:49 > 0:47:51CHEERING
0:47:53 > 0:47:55APPLAUSE
0:48:00 > 0:48:02It's not going be the same without you here, son.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I know. You'll need to put your own rollers in(!)
0:48:05 > 0:48:06SOFT LAUGHTER
0:48:06 > 0:48:09Molly, I... Thank you.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- What for?- Well, for...
0:48:11 > 0:48:14You have been like a mammy to me around here and I just...
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- I just want you to know that... - Me an' all.
0:48:17 > 0:48:22My mascara's going to be ruined because of you, ya wee besom! Oh!
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Right, my turn! Mmmmm...!
0:48:26 > 0:48:29LAUGHTER
0:48:30 > 0:48:35Come on, Miss Teetotal 2016, let me get you up that road.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Oh, darling! Oh! We're all going to miss you!
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- Will you tell Kelly...? - Tell her yourself, online.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46And mind you send us photos because
0:48:46 > 0:48:48we all want a good gawp at what you're getting up to. Hee!
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Ah!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53- So...- So...
0:48:53 > 0:48:56- CAR HORN BLASTS - I don't think he's too happy.
0:48:56 > 0:48:57Wind your neck in, Mickey!
0:48:57 > 0:48:59They two have got a snog to be getting on with!
0:48:59 > 0:49:02- I'd better go.- Yeah.
0:49:04 > 0:49:07- Aw! - HE SIGHS
0:49:08 > 0:49:10- Take care.- Of course I will.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Bye! ALL: Bye!
0:49:14 > 0:49:16- Be safe! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:19 > 0:49:21Dad? Dad!
0:49:21 > 0:49:23You forgot to give him this.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Oh...it doesn't matter now.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Dad, do you love me?
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Of course I love you! Why would you even ask?
0:49:31 > 0:49:35See? That didn't hurt, did it, to say it?
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Go!
0:49:40 > 0:49:43MUSIC: Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Diana Ross
0:49:43 > 0:49:45- Wait!- Wait!
0:49:45 > 0:49:46Driver, can you stop?!
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Wait!
0:49:52 > 0:49:55- I just meant to give you this. - What is it?
0:49:55 > 0:49:57It's just... It's just something daft.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Don't open it until you get there, OK?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Of course.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07I'm glad I met you.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Me, too.
0:50:40 > 0:50:41Gary!
0:50:48 > 0:50:50BREATHLESS: That is a harder jog than you think
0:50:50 > 0:50:52with 24 kilos on your back.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54What are you doing?
0:50:54 > 0:50:59Did you mean this? The... "All my love" thing?
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Or is that just something that you write,
0:51:03 > 0:51:05- that you scribble when you just want to...?- No.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08I meant it.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11OK.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- And...?- And...?
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Well, we never got to finish what we were saying.
0:51:16 > 0:51:21- You're going to miss your flight. - I hate unfinished business, so...
0:51:21 > 0:51:22So...?
0:51:24 > 0:51:25After three.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27HE CHUCKLES
0:51:29 > 0:51:30One...
0:51:32 > 0:51:34- Two...- Three.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36BOTH: I love you.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39THEY LAUGH
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I'd be a right tube to go now, wouldn't I?
0:51:42 > 0:51:44You really would.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Hold that thought. There's something I've got to do.
0:51:56 > 0:52:00Well, not literally. I mean, get that bag in and get the fizzy popped. I'm still on holiday!
0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Oh! Gary?- What?
0:52:03 > 0:52:06You do know we're going to have to do something about that wallpaper?
0:52:06 > 0:52:08THEY LAUGH
0:52:21 > 0:52:23MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:52:26 > 0:52:28Oh, damn!
0:52:35 > 0:52:36Hello?
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Oh, I know. I know.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40No, no, no, I won't be long now.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Well, you go without me and I'll see you in there.
0:52:45 > 0:52:46OK. OK, bye.
0:52:49 > 0:52:50SHE SIGHS
0:52:50 > 0:52:53- I have to go. - Do you? It's still early.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55I know, but he's waiting on me.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57I only said a few hours.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01I can't believe I fell asleep!
0:53:02 > 0:53:04I shouldn't have.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09- You need to shower.- What?
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Before you go home, shower.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16- Do I?- You do.- Right. I...
0:53:31 > 0:53:34- Don't start.- I'm not. Just saying.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36I asked you not to say anything. Don't try and fight my...
0:53:36 > 0:53:38That's my job. That's what sisters do.
0:53:39 > 0:53:43You might trust him, you might trust her. Good for you.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45But I don't need to.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47No, I'll be keeping an eye on them for sure.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51And if any of them upset you or make a fool of you,
0:53:51 > 0:53:53they'll have me to answer to.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57- Bob wouldn't.- Then we've all got nothing to worry about.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06BANG ON DOOR Kelly Marie!
0:54:08 > 0:54:10I know you're in there, I can see the light on.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13MUSIC: Under Pressure by Queen
0:54:13 > 0:54:15Kelly! Open up!
0:54:21 > 0:54:22Kelly!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Kelly, you were right.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30I was running away.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34But it wasn't from you.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37I'm damaged goods.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40And if I barely like myself, how could anyone love me?
0:54:43 > 0:54:47Except they can...I think.
0:54:50 > 0:54:51He's nice, Kel.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Gary.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57He's really nice.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02And I'm not used to that. Neither of us are.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06When I'm with him, I don't feel grateful, I feel...
0:55:08 > 0:55:09..happy!
0:55:09 > 0:55:13Did you hear that? Me!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17I haven't had a smile on my face since...
0:55:17 > 0:55:19HE SIGHS
0:55:19 > 0:55:21See, I can't even remember when.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24When the Spice Girls were number one.
0:55:24 > 0:55:27# Splits a family in two
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# Puts people on streets
0:55:37 > 0:55:39# Stop talking
0:55:39 > 0:55:42# That's the terror of knowing what this world is about
0:55:42 > 0:55:46# Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out!"
0:55:46 > 0:55:50# Tomorrow gets me higher...#
0:55:50 > 0:55:53Do you hear me? I'm staying.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Because you're right, I do deserve it.
0:55:58 > 0:55:59We both do.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09# Chipping around, kick my brains around the floor
0:56:09 > 0:56:11ANIMATED CHATTER
0:56:11 > 0:56:13# These are the days it never rains but it pours...#
0:56:22 > 0:56:26- Oh, forget this.- Would you rather be at home, watching spaghetti westerns with Dad?
0:56:29 > 0:56:30So, we going?
0:56:30 > 0:56:33Nah. Things might get interesting.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35I'll get these.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Order! A wee bit of order, please!
0:56:41 > 0:56:42Quiet!
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Um...I just want to say a wee, quick thing.
0:56:44 > 0:56:48Obviously, this started off as a leaving do, but I'm no' leaving!
0:56:48 > 0:56:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:51 > 0:56:53And that's thanks to this man here. Um...
0:56:53 > 0:56:55this is a brand-new beginning for us,
0:56:55 > 0:56:59and thank you all so much for being here and being part of it.
0:56:59 > 0:57:00It really means a lot, so cheers!
0:57:00 > 0:57:02CHEERING
0:57:02 > 0:57:04# Caring about ourselves
0:57:04 > 0:57:09# This is our last dance
0:57:09 > 0:57:12# This is ourselves
0:57:12 > 0:57:15# Under pressure...#
0:57:15 > 0:57:16- You'll be fine. - I just want to do a decent job.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18You were good enough to give me a chance.
0:57:18 > 0:57:20You're not welcome, so you're going to have to leave.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22I'm barred? What for?
0:57:22 > 0:57:24- You're getting married tonight? - Feels right.
0:57:24 > 0:57:26The fake proposal was bad enough, I'm not going along with this!
0:57:26 > 0:57:27I'm just trying to help.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30I don't need your help. Neither does Bob, so just back off!
0:57:30 > 0:57:33Your problem with Stella is exactly that, your problem!
0:57:33 > 0:57:36Face it, mate, you don't want to see me happy because
0:57:36 > 0:57:40that would be proof of how utterly miserable you are, stuck with Ellie.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42I just want to report a fake wedding.