0:00:20 > 0:00:23Do you know what it's like to only know half of who you are?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You're Drew McLean, you're my son!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I'm not just YOUR son, though!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I don't even know anything about him!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31It doesn't matter, Drew, he doesn't matter.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32It matters to me!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm going to find his dad.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh, my God! Are you kidding on?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Drew needs to know what happened to him, I do too.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Is that....
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Aye. That's what you would look like with a moustache.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- I can explain. - I think you'd better!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I was exonerated.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51So you were investigated and cleared.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53You might not have abused those boys.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55But you abused your position.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59You had a duty of care to those children and you violated that!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01As if I would ever do such a thing.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Interfere with little boys like that.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07You sit there, playing the victim, like some doddering old man,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09talking about suffering, but you've got no idea!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Do you want to know what suffering is? Do you?!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Left a good job in the city
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# Working for the man every night and day
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# And I never lost one minute of sleeping
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Worrying about the way things might have been
0:01:30 > 0:01:34# Big wheel keep on turning
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Proud Mary keep on burning
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Rolling
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Rolling
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Rolling on the river
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# Pumped a lot of 'pane down in New Orleans
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# But I never saw the good side of the city
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Big wheel keep on turning
0:02:06 > 0:02:10# Proud Mary keep on burning
0:02:10 > 0:02:11# Rolling
0:02:12 > 0:02:13# Rolling
0:02:14 > 0:02:15# Rolling on the river... #
0:02:31 > 0:02:33We should have got the flyers out long before this.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Relax, there's plenty of time.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38It's tonight, Cassie, not next week. I've got press coming, the lot.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Chill. I will give it the hard sell.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44There's never been an indie music night in Shieldinch.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46People round here need gentle persuasion.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Did you lock this when you left the flyers?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah, pretty sure I did.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53They're on the shelf.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You take these and I'll...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Shh...- What?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02There's something in there.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Stop creeping me out. - I'm serious.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06SNORING
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Did you hear that?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What is that?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Where's the light switch?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's not working.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13It's moving!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Oh, my God, is it a fox?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Go find out...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- No way! You go! - No! You're the man! The big husband.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Yeah, when it suits you!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yes. When there is vermin involved, definitely!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Take this - just in case it bites.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Come out, come out, whatever you are...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33SHE SQUEALS
0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm so terribly sorry.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39THEY SIGH
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Morning.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Hoh!- I'm sorry, but I had...
0:04:32 > 0:04:34You get out of here! You hear me? GET OUT!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Patrick, what's wrong? - Have you been hiding him?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- What's it to you?- Leave it, Angus.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I warned you - get out of here now! - All right, Patrick, let's just head!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Get your hands off me!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Patrick, please!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Back off, Patrick! I've told you I'll deal with it! Right?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Patrick... PATRICK!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Cassie, you want to take care of Angel? I'll see to Alasdair.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Bob, you want to get him sorted out, mate.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I'm trying my best, believe me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04It's got nothing to do with Angus. What you giving him a hard time for?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Alasdair's been staying in his dad's cabin!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Aye, maybe he has. Just relax, nothing's going to happen!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I want that beast out of there now!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I get that! But you're not going to do it by winding Angus up
0:05:15 > 0:05:16or shoving Angel about.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- I didn't! - You did! She was shaking, man!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22You can't behave like that towards a lassie...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24So you're an expert on how to treat a woman?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'm not an expert on nothing, Patrick.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29But I know when you're in a hole, you stop digging.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You've got no idea, do you?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Look, I know! My head's been bursting ever since you told me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I can't stop thinking about it. All week!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41A week? My head's been bursting my head for 15 years!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Patrick.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Don't, man...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Look, Patrick, don't do anything stupid!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53HE SIGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55THUMP!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04How are you doing, gorgeous?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Have you got eye trouble?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Sassy! Like it.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11That's not the only reason you'll be glad I came in today.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- D'you think?- What do you know about the Rolling Stones?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16They gather no moss?
0:06:17 > 0:06:23This is a genuine pirate headscarf, as worn by Keith Richards
0:06:23 > 0:06:24in Havana, Cuba.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27What do you want me to do with it - wash the windows?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I'm giving you first offer. 20 quid.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31It's worth three times that much.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Sweetheart...
0:06:33 > 0:06:37we do donations, not transactions.
0:06:38 > 0:06:4115, then. And that's pushing me to my limit.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Are you touched, sonny?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Here, we don't buy stuff, we sell it!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50So live a little!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52A tenner, and that's the lowest I can go.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I will not tell you again!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- A fiver, and it's done.- Out!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Chancer!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07What are you doing, Serge? The Stars and Stripes are backwards!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Do I have to do everything myself?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Away and get the table cleared.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Er, could I get the check, please?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Sure.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I knew it was bad.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19I did not think it was that bad.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21It'll be OK.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23He laid a hand on you. That's it - crossed lines.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Zero tolerance. You have to confront this behaviour. Challenge him.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30He says he doesn't want to talk about it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34What is this British thing in not talking?! It's crazy!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40So... What, he says nothing, and you just let him get away with it?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You're scared, aren't you?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh... I can see it in your eyes.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I just don't want to make it any worse.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56How can you make it worse?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58This guy is a car crash waiting to happen!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You do not want to be around for it when it does.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02He needs help.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Not from you, he doesn't! He needs a shrink, not a girlfriend.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Promise me you won't let him treat you like that again.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Promise.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15AJ CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:08:15 > 0:08:17How's Alasdair?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Recovering. Poor guy, he's been living there for days.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23You never know what's going on in people's lives, do you?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25No, you don't, do you?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Serge, I'm just off to... get some air.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Well, I don't see why prosecco doesn't count as one of your five a day. It's got fruit in it!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Ah... I've been away too long on that lonely country road.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17HE CHUCKLES
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Shop!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21BOTH: He's changing the barrels.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Send reinforcements. There's a camel up here waving a white flag.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Could do with some better music in here, eh?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Some golden oldies.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# I've been the wanderer Oh, a wanderer
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# I've been around Around, around, around... #
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Do they ever do gigs in here?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Not unless you include singing drunks.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42There's a distinct shortage of them!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Hey! There's a customer here wants to get drunk, PDQ!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Ha-ha! PDQ!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50What's your poison?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Are they cloning you, or what?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Twice as nice!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Pint of Mick Jagger, and whatever my friend here's having.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No, no, I'm all right, thanks.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Fine. Why the Celine Dion?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04What?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Long face. You look like you lost a dollar and found a dime.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Go on. Take a drink.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Aye, go on, then.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Pete.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14AJ.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15That's the game.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Whatever he wants - intravenously if necessary.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22So, are you from round here?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You could say I've got... connections.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Right.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32So, AJ, what is it? Money or women?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You don't want to know.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ah... Women! Can't live with them,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38can't live with them.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Can't shoot them either, but that's another story.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh! Liquid gold.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50What do I owe you, brother?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51That's 6.20, please.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I'm sorry, we don't take cards.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I've got no cash. Can I pay you later?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01No offence, but you could walk out that door
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and I might never see you again.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07No, seriously, do I look like the kind of guy you can't trust?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09It's all right, I'll get these.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12No, no. I'd feel bad after saying I'd get you one.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Have you got an empty glass there? - Hello? It's a pub.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Can I borrow one a minute? Right, now...
0:11:18 > 0:11:24if I can pass this coin through that glass without breaking it,
0:11:24 > 0:11:26can I pay you later?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I'll do you one better - if you can do that, I'll buy the drinks myself.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31You're on!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I'll have a G & T, and make it a loud one!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40How did you do that?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hasta la vista, baby!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Cheers!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Angus?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm sorry. Angus said I could use the...
0:12:05 > 0:12:08The dressing gown was hanging up.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Can I make you a cup of tea?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11No...no.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Look, I don't know what the score is with you and Patrick,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19but I think it's best you get gone.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yes. I'll leave. I won't trouble you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I'm afraid I'm experiencing
0:12:23 > 0:12:26something of a short-term accommodation crisis.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Aye, well, I've got a mother and a wean living here,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31so I really don't need this at the moment, know what I mean?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yes, I'm sorry.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Erm, I'll get changed and leave. I'm used to this.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Look, erm...
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Take your time. I'm going back to work, Stella's out with Hope.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Just...don't be around when they get back, eh?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Thank you, Bob.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Don't thank me. Just be gone.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- So what do you mean, exactly, connections?- Family ties.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Right, now...
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Pick a card, any card.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And then when you've picked it, put it back in the deck.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21And now shuffle, shuffle the deck, that's it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Think about your card, now really concentrate.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Right, eh, it's black.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32No, no, no... It's red.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33It's a...
0:13:33 > 0:13:35It's diamonds!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39No hold on, it's hearts.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Definitely. Be still my beating heart.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45It's a low one...
0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's the four of hearts.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Ha-ha-ha! Totally wrong.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Damn it! That's never happened to me before.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57That wasn't there - how did you do that?!
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Ha-ha! Thanks for the drinks, boys. Most generous of you all.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Day drinking?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08What are you, my wife?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11No, no. I'm just handing out flyers for this gig tonight.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Can I give you some for the Oyster?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Sure. No worries.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You should come along. Cheer yourself up.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Some great new bands on. Bring Annie.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I might do that, yeah.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22You putting on a gig tonight?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Oh. This is Pete. He has, er, connections.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Angus. How are you doing? - Got room for another act?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'm all sorted, thanks.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Cut to the chase, son.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'd be doing you a favour.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I've been in the business nearly 40 years.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And, eh, what business would that be?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Would you listen to this guy? A comedian!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, what exactly is it you do?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45You name it. Stand-up, magic.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Singing is my bread and butter, though.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# Start spreading the news
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# I'm leaving today... #
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Sinatra's not really what I'm after.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Well, I can do all the greats.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Johnny Cash, Bobby Darin, Roy Orbison...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I was thinking more The Orb than Orbison.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06# In dreams I'll walk with you
0:15:06 > 0:15:10# In dreams I'll talk with you... #
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Sounds...cool.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16But of course, there is only one King.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Hello?- Hi.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36No, I didn't mean hello. I meant, where the hell have you been?
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- Running.- Well, you've missed two personal training sessions.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Sorry.- Scarlett's been in looking for you, too.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I think she's still upset about what happened.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I don't care. - It's her way of showing she cares.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's her way of showing that I should be grateful.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57MUSIC BLARES
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Patrick...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Patrick!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07MUSIC STOPS
0:16:07 > 0:16:10If this carries on, I'm going to have to let you go.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11What do you mean?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Two missed sessions costs me 40 quid.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I can't accept that from my staff.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18So, is that what I am? Staff?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I don't know. I don't know what you are.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I don't know what WE are.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27What is going on?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Nothing.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Something happened with Alasdair. He looked terrified this morning.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- You went crazy.- Well, that'll be it - obviously, I'm crazy.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41You need help. Professional help.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I can't cope with this on my own. I don't think you can either.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Oh, there you go again - running away! You can't run for ever.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52What do you want from me, Angel? Do you want me to go?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I just know I can't carry on like this.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Fire me, then!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08I could fill this place seven nights a week.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I dare say you could, but I'm not the person you'd need to speak to.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Who is?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14That would be me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sorry, what was your name?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Here is my card.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Wakes. Masonics. Barmitzvahs - you name it, I'll do it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Galloway? - Once heard, never forgotten.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Gary, this guy's great - give him a gig.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32He made me smile - and that's not an easy task these days.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I'm just going to play some pool.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46See you tonight!
0:17:47 > 0:17:52So, tell me, what kind of music are you into?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Country and western, right?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Aye, Tammy Wynette, Patsy Cline.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Anything with a nice tune you can have a good greet to.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02That all sounds very nice, but could I interest you in something a little more modern?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, indie music? Naw? You kidding?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You're never too old to get young, Scarlett.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Are you calling me old?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I'm calling you out of date, that's all.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And I'm calling you a cheeky wee...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hey, sisters! How's things?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- We're on top of the world! - Speak for yourself.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24So why don't you come to the pop-up club tonight? You never know.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25You never know what?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27You've a lovely face...
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I mean, you could drop a dress size - couldn't we all? -
0:18:30 > 0:18:33but you could be beating the men off.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37I'm watching you, doll. You're a guest here, you need to mind your manners.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39You are lecturing me on manners?!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You need to put a muzzle on her!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm just trying to do my job here.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I appreciate that, but you need to be aware of people's sensibilities.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Oh, I see, so it's my fault?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Cassie... Cassie...wait.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Cheeky cow. She needs a right telling.- Forget it, Caitlin.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Robbie, this woman needs a drink.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Sure, doll. What can I get you?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Two voddies and Cokes. Why's this place jumping so early?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Oh, we've been getting entertained royally.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, aye? By who?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13CHEERING
0:19:13 > 0:19:14There she is.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15What the...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18The woman that ruined me for all the others.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- What are you doing here? - I want to see my son.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Over my dead body!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Sweetheart.... - Don't you "sweetheart" me!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Back off, Pete.- Pete?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29That's it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Pete Galloway!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Look, babe, I know we've had our ups and downs,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but I want to put things right.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Get out of here! GET OUT!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Caitlin, calm down!- I'll calm down when he's in a box!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Caitlin!- Come on, sweetheart, be reasonable.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Right, Caitlin, out!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Stay away from my family! I'm warning you!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Stay away from us!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56She'll come round.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Excuse me, are you mental?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Why are you here, Pete?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00To see my family.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Wait a minute. You're her first one, aren't you?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I think it might be a good idea if you let things calm down first.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12You don't know much about women, do you, pal? With respect.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Do you mind?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17A woman needs to think she's the most important thing in the world.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Is this before or after she glasses you?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Nothing wrong with a bit of passion, mate. Could have been worse.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25She could have ignored me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Let me give you a bit of advice, Pete.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Here we go. The gay absent dad lectures me on fatherhood.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Just once, please try and imagine a world
0:20:35 > 0:20:37that doesn't revolve around you!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Is that the best you've got?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You sound like Copernicus arguing with the Pope.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Hey, have you heard the one about the Catholic Jew?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46HE LAUGHS
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- I can't help you, Pete. - Any chance of a pint on the slate?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Out!
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Thank you. Good night, you've been a lovely audience.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16No school today, darling?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Ha-ha, I wish!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20That looks good. Were you thinking about going?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22If she is going, it'll be with me, all right?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'll be back in about an hour, Scarlett.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- I think I've upset your da. - Don't let him hear you say that!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32You're not going to ruin my day and tell me he's your man, are you?
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- I'm afraid so.- Scarlett, eh? I'm the only man over 16
0:21:36 > 0:21:39and under 60 who's around to show you a good time.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Stop it.- Scarlett, why are all the good ones always taken, eh?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Look, all I'm saying is, you need to modify your marketing technique.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Why can't Brits just ever say what they mean?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's just the way we are.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I'm sick of it.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34And I'm sick of having to take the fall for the behaviour of my "wife".
0:22:34 > 0:22:36This wasn't part of the plan.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Yeah, well, maybe it was a stupid plan to begin with.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I never should have thought I'd be accepted here at all.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45They treat me like a foreigner.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53I thought this would be fun.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Well, it's not much fun for me, being here on the Fourth of July,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00handing out flyers for your indie night.
0:23:00 > 0:23:024th of July?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Yeah! The Fourth of July!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08It's not your birthday, is it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Independence Day!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, right.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15So, is that...
0:23:18 > 0:23:19..is that, like, important?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Unbelievable.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26This country!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28What's wrong?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I don't know. I guess I'm just homesick, or something.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, no. No, please don't cry. It's bad enough being married.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I can't cope with the emotional stuff as well.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Do you know what I would be doing if I were home?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Saving the planet from an alien invasion?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46With a wee bit of help from Will Smith, obviously.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Sorry.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I would be partying.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Cheeseburgers, hot dogs, that kind of thing,
0:23:52 > 0:23:56with a ton of beer to wash it down.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Instead, I'm here with, like, a bunch of over-sensitive Brits
0:23:59 > 0:24:02and a fake husband who doesn't even understand me.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, why don't we just bring America here?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09What are you talking about?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Trust me.- Angus, talk to me.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Angus!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I can't get involved between you and Patrick.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Do you know how badly this could end?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I'm scared for him. For me!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36So what do you want me to do about it?
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Help me. I know you know what's going on with him.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Is he bipolar? Is he schizophrenic?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- No. - Then what? Why won't you tell me?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Cos it's not my place to!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50What isn't?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I don't know, Angel. You'll have to ask him yourself.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I've tried. He won't talk.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- I don't know what you want me to say!- The truth.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08I can't do this, right? I can't!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- What do you mean? Why can't you? - Because I cannae, all right?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Bob...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Look gonnae just leave me alone?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Angel, I'm sorry, but...
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Did I not make myself clear?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29No, no. I'm not stopping.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I just wanted to leave this for Drew. You can give it to him for his birthday or something.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- What are you on? - You don't have to say it's from me.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I just want him to have something that belonged to me.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Just go, will you? Please. And take your clapped-out guitar with you.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- I've changed, you know. - Changed, my bahoochie!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46The first thing you did when you got here was head for that pub.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Dutch courage. This is a big thing for me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50It's too little, too late, Pete.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Then why did you come and see me in Birmingham?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Because I was desperate.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I went down to there to plead with you on my knees for help. We needed you!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Well, good.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00But what did you do?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Got drunk and ended up lying in the gutter in your own mess.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I'd had a difficult day.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- You were unconscious!- I'm A-1 now and I need to know my boy!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You "need"? That's typical.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13That boy's been through enough recently without you messing with his head.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Do the right thing for once in your life and leave us in peace.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19It wasn't like that in the old days. We had some great times.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22The music, the gigs, the laughs...
0:26:22 > 0:26:25The tears? Are you forgetting what you did to that boy?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Disappeared with him strapped into a car seat!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Left him in there for two days! Anything could've happened to him!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Aye, but it didn't.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Pete, you left him there!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38An 18-month-old in a car in the woods?! He was dehydrated!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Speaking of dehydration, a wee cup of tea wouldn't go amiss!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- He nearly died!- OK, OK!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46And we thought you'd gone off the Erskine Bridge.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49We never heard from you for five years.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- I sent a postcard from Nashville. - Just go, will you? Go!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Or so help me, I'll throw something bigger at you. Go!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58What's going on?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Is this him?- Get in. Get in!
0:27:12 > 0:27:13How was football practice?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Good. What did he mean by, "Is this him"?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20I don't know, I must have been talking about you.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Who is he, then?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Why will you not tell me?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26He's just some guy I met a while back.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29He keeps asking me out even though I've told him I'm not interested.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31He'll no take no for an answer, right?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37You must be starving after practice.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39How about beans and sausage?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03You've got to be kidding!
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Can you do Elvis?
0:28:28 > 0:28:31# A little less conversation A little more action, please... #
0:28:40 > 0:28:43I've been looking for you.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Well, you found me now.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52We need to talk.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54- Oh, aye? What about? - You know what about.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Are you my counsellor now? My social worker?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58You can't tell me something like this
0:28:58 > 0:29:00and then expect everything to carry on as normal.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Oh, I'm sorry. Am I meant to act differently now?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Wear a "damaged goods" sign round my neck? Would that help?
0:29:05 > 0:29:08You've got to do something about this, Patrick. Speak to somebody.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11I did - you! I'm beginning to regret it.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14No, somebody professional. A psychologist or something.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16You sound like Angel.
0:29:16 > 0:29:20She's only worried about you. She doesn't know what to think.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Have you spoken to her?
0:29:22 > 0:29:26She came into the garage. The lassie's worried sick about you.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- You didn't tell her anything, did you?- No, I didn't tell her nothing.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Please, let us get help for you.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Cos you need it, mate.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41What is this? Am I the family freak now?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43You going to bundle me into some loony bin?
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Of course not. We just care about you.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Who's "we"?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50My ma, me - the family.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51Some family.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- I know you don't mean that. - Do I not, no?
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Independence Day at the pop-up club. Take a flyer, ma'am.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Independence Day at the pop-up club. Take a flyer, ma'am, thank you.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16You'll enjoy it. Independence Day at the pop-up, sir... Sir!
0:30:17 > 0:30:20I've been looking for you.
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Oh?
0:30:21 > 0:30:22Want one?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26You're, uh, Caitlin's boy?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28Hm? Drew, isn't it?
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I was talking to your mother earlier.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35You're my da, aren't you?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Who does your mother say I am?
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Are you?
0:30:42 > 0:30:43I am.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Hey, hey....
0:30:48 > 0:30:50So, marks out of ten?
0:30:51 > 0:30:54My maw said you looked like Sean Connery.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56- AS CONNERY:- Surely you see the resemblance?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I've got a photo.
0:30:59 > 0:31:03Good God. Tache is good, though, don't you think?
0:31:05 > 0:31:09What say you and me get to know each other, eh?
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- How?- A picnic.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12I'm starving.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16- You got any money?- A wee bit.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Come on, then.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Quality time.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Mano a mano...
0:31:22 > 0:31:24I knew it was you as soon as you opened your mouth.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Oh, aye, how's that?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Cos my maw says you're full of bull.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33Bring your arms over your head, interlocking all ten fingers.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35And release the index fingers...
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Now we're going to move to the right and left,
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- just loosening up the body. - I want a word with you.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- I'm in the middle of a class. - I'm not blind.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Sorry, could you excuse me for one minute?
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Just lie down and shavasana - meditate.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- What do you want? - Did you talk to Bob about me?
0:31:57 > 0:32:00- So what if I did? - Don't EVER do that again.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Why? Scared I'll actually find something out?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- What did he say?- Nothing.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08Just like you.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Like I don't even matter.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13Please...
0:32:13 > 0:32:17You can talk to me about anything, I won't judge,
0:32:17 > 0:32:19I won't tell anyone.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20There's nothing to tell.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23If you would just open up to me, I could help...
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Why would telling you help?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Because that is what girlfriends do.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28We are supposed to be in this together.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Why do I need to tell you everything?
0:32:31 > 0:32:32What if I don't want you "in this"?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Then if you can't open up to me, what is the point in "us"?
0:32:37 > 0:32:41So if I don't tell you, that's us?
0:32:41 > 0:32:42I just...
0:32:44 > 0:32:47I can't take this any more, Patrick. It's too much.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Maybe you're right - maybe there is no point in us.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01So, have you got a girlfriend?
0:33:01 > 0:33:05- I think so.- Well, you either have or you haven't.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Her name's Jules.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Very good. Where's she from?
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Bearsden.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Oh! Classy!
0:33:12 > 0:33:14What sort of music do you like?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- I like all sorts...- Perfect.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Rites Of Spring, rap.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Old indie too - The Smiths...
0:33:23 > 0:33:26The Smiths? Don't talk to me about The Smiths...
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Johnny Marr borrowed a capo from me once - I never got it back.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32I quite like blues and jazz...
0:33:32 > 0:33:34And see that Morrissey?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36He still owes me 50 quid for a mic stand.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Did your mother tell you that I met her at one of my concerts?
0:33:42 > 0:33:43December 1999.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46She was a stunner back then.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50I told her she looked like Carol Decker.
0:33:50 > 0:33:51Who?
0:33:52 > 0:33:53Forget it.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58I saw Alex Kapranos from the bus once.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Who?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Forget it.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Know Tom Jones? Good pal of mine.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Slept on his couch many a night.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Did you really?
0:34:13 > 0:34:14Eat your crisps.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Surely just one day wouldn't have done any harm.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26He's been doing that boy harm his entire life.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Well, he says he's changed.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Men like Pete never change.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Ellie, look me in the eye and remember this.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35If there's one lesson in life you need to learn, it's that.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36They never, ever change.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38Come on.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Guess who else is on?
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Yours truly.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Really?
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Yeah, Angus heard I was in town. He begged me.
0:34:48 > 0:34:49And I owe it to my audience.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Teach these youngsters a thing or two.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Standing at the mic, staring at their shoes.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Look like they'd rather be somewhere else!
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Maybe their lyrics are more important than their act...
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- I write lyrics.- No way?
0:35:03 > 0:35:05My boy, the songwriter.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Ach, they could be lyrics... might be poems.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Never mind the Moon In June, son.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15It's either a song or it's not, know what I mean?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18The minute you write a lyric, you know which chords to play.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20It's sort of...divine intervention.
0:35:22 > 0:35:27So, are you going to come along and see your old man in action tonight?
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- I don't know. - Come on. What do you say?
0:35:32 > 0:35:33Aye, OK, then.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34Good man!
0:35:34 > 0:35:37I think that deserves a drink, don't you?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41You couldn't stay away, could you?
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Get off me! I'm staying here.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Move! I'm not going to tell you again.- You lied to me again.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- I don't have to do anything you say! - It's for your own good, believe you me.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52At least you could be honest with the kid, Caitlin.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Aye. I'll give you honesty.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Hang about with this washed-up loser and you'll end up...
0:35:59 > 0:36:01You'll end up really hurting yourself.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03What does that mean?
0:36:03 > 0:36:04While you were away gathering no moss,
0:36:04 > 0:36:07the wean you abandoned was going through hell.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09- Now, wait a minute. - It had nothing to do with him!
0:36:11 > 0:36:14You should be glad I never told him the truth.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Listen, son, maybe you should go with your mum.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23I hate you.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26I really HATE you.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Are you pleased with yourself?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Me? ME?!
0:36:33 > 0:36:34What have I done wrong?
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Setting a boy against his father.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38You make me SICK!
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- Give me some hope. - Well, can you blame her?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- What have I done? - What have you NOT done?
0:36:45 > 0:36:47The boy needs me in his life -
0:36:47 > 0:36:50you know he does - maybe you could speak to her?
0:36:51 > 0:36:53She might listen to you.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54I'll try.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Thanks, Doll!- I'm not doing it for you, Pete.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59I'm doing it for Drew, all right?
0:37:09 > 0:37:10Over my dead body.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- I'm going to see him. You can't stop me!- Yes, I can!
0:37:12 > 0:37:14No. You can't! You can't. I'm 16.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16I can do what I want, I could move out if I wanted.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- Well, do it, then! - No wonder he left you!
0:37:20 > 0:37:23No wonder they ALL leave you.
0:37:31 > 0:37:32I didn't deserve that.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36I'm not saying I'm perfect,
0:37:36 > 0:37:40but I've always done the best I could for my kids.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42- You can't stop him going. - Whose side are you on?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45I'm on Drew's side. A boy needs a father.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48He needs a father, not a feckless, lying, cheating drunk.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Well, he's the only one he's got.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54He knows Pete's his dad now, so if you try and keep them apart,
0:37:54 > 0:37:56you're just going to make things worse.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59It's all right saying that, Ellie, but if Pete lets him down...
0:37:59 > 0:38:02WHEN Pete lets him down,
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I'm the one that has to pick up the pieces.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Why don't you just...cross that bridge when you come to it?
0:38:11 > 0:38:12I've been hurt too many times.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Well, what about a compromise?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Let him go to the pop-up, but only if you're there too.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than sit through another one of his shows.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Drew needs you there. For him.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I'll come too, if you want. I'll be there for YOU.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Did you not used to say that was mindless trash
0:38:40 > 0:38:42that objectified women?
0:38:42 > 0:38:45I thought I better try before I judge. New motto.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Where are you off to?
0:38:47 > 0:38:49I'm taking some hot dogs over to the pop-up.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Might stop a while. You up for it?
0:38:51 > 0:38:54No, I'd have to get showered and changed. I can't be bothered.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56I don't mind waiting.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58I'm pretty tired.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00You used to enjoy watching a band.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Well, now I'd rather stay in and read my book.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Is that OK?
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Well, I can't bind you with a cable tie and force you to come along.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Unless that's changed as well?
0:39:10 > 0:39:13No, I still wouldn't like that.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Well, if any of your other preferences change, do let me know.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25MUSIC: Take It Easy by The Eagles
0:39:27 > 0:39:29# Don't even try to understand
0:39:30 > 0:39:33# Just find a place to make your stand
0:39:33 > 0:39:36# And take it easy
0:39:40 > 0:39:44# Well, I'm a standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
0:39:44 > 0:39:47# And such a fine sight to see... #
0:39:47 > 0:39:49MUSIC FADES
0:40:02 > 0:40:04SHE GIGGLES
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Watch your step here.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07That's it.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Now just...
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Here.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17- OK.- Keep your eyes closed.- Mm-hm.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Open them now.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35Happy Fourth of July!
0:40:38 > 0:40:39You did all this for me?
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Well, I had a bit of help.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Aye. He phoned up Will Smith.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48See you later, alligator.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52No-one's ever done anything like this for me before.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54I've never even had a party thrown for me!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02# Tell me why
0:41:02 > 0:41:03# Oh, why
0:41:03 > 0:41:09# Oh, why can't my dream come true? #
0:41:10 > 0:41:12What is it?
0:41:12 > 0:41:13Nothing.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Better left unsaid...
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Listen, can you take over? I've got something I need to do.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22OK!
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Hey... Um...
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I just wanted to apologise for what I said earlier.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32It's the least of our worries, hen!
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Honestly, I did not mean it the way it came out.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I've heard worse.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Sometimes I'm a little too blunt for folk around here.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- You can say that again. - Er, it takes one to know one.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43Apology accepted.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Thanks.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Is that it?
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- You not going to offer to buy us a drink?- You're a pure brass neck!
0:41:49 > 0:41:51No, she's right. What can I get you?
0:41:51 > 0:41:53BOTH: Voddy and coke.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55# We're gonna rock around the clock tonight
0:41:55 > 0:41:58# Put your glad rags on and join me, hon... #
0:41:58 > 0:42:00AMIABLE BANTER
0:42:00 > 0:42:05MUSIC AND CHATTER
0:42:07 > 0:42:08Oh, no!
0:42:08 > 0:42:09LAUGHTER
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Hup! Hup!
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Don't be surprised if he doesn't show up, son.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26He'll be here!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Course he will.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29Ladies and gentlemen -
0:42:29 > 0:42:33all the way from Tupelo, Mississippi
0:42:33 > 0:42:35by way of Las Vegas,
0:42:35 > 0:42:41please welcome - the man with the plan - the King of Rock and Roll...
0:42:41 > 0:42:46Mr Elvis Aaron Presley!
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Thank you very much, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04I'd like to dedicate this first number to
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Ms Caitlin McLean...
0:43:08 > 0:43:10MUSIC INTRO
0:43:13 > 0:43:14# We're caught in a trap
0:43:14 > 0:43:17# Who-ooh-ooh
0:43:17 > 0:43:18# We can't walk out
0:43:21 > 0:43:26# Because I love you too much, baby
0:43:29 > 0:43:31# Why can't you see
0:43:31 > 0:43:33# Whoa-oh-oh
0:43:33 > 0:43:35# What you're doing to me
0:43:37 > 0:43:43# When you don't believe a word a say?
0:43:46 > 0:43:50# We can't go on together
0:43:50 > 0:43:52# With suspicious minds. #
0:44:12 > 0:44:14# It's now or never
0:44:15 > 0:44:18# My love won't wait
0:44:19 > 0:44:24# It's now or never
0:44:25 > 0:44:32# My love won't wait
0:44:33 > 0:44:39# Now or never - my love won't wait! #
0:44:40 > 0:44:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Ladies and gentleman, this, uh...
0:45:01 > 0:45:03This is my last song of the night here.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- ALL:- Aww!
0:45:05 > 0:45:09I'd like to dedicate it to my son, Drew,
0:45:09 > 0:45:12who's in the audience tonight...
0:45:12 > 0:45:13That's Drew.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30# And I love you so
0:45:32 > 0:45:35# The people ask me how
0:45:39 > 0:45:41# How I've lived till now
0:45:44 > 0:45:47# I tell them I don't know
0:45:50 > 0:45:53# I guess they'll understand
0:45:56 > 0:45:59# How lonely life has been
0:46:02 > 0:46:04# But life began again
0:46:08 > 0:46:12# The day you took my hand
0:46:16 > 0:46:20# And, yes, I know
0:46:21 > 0:46:26# How lonely life has been
0:46:28 > 0:46:31# But shadows follow me
0:46:33 > 0:46:37# And the night won't set me free
0:46:40 > 0:46:45# But I, I won't let
0:46:46 > 0:46:50# The evening get me down
0:46:52 > 0:46:55# Now that you're around
0:46:58 > 0:47:00# Me. #
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Oh, yeah, Drew.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11APPLAUSE
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Ooh-ooh!
0:47:27 > 0:47:29See you left your dad at home, then, eh?
0:47:29 > 0:47:31I thought Elvis might be his thing.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33It would be if he wasn't working.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35And I'm not hanging up my dancing shoes just yet!
0:47:39 > 0:47:43- Nailed it, bro - I mean, totally nailed it.- Thank you very much!
0:47:46 > 0:47:48- Hey, Pete - there's your fee. - Oh, brilliant.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51I told you I'd do the business for you. So, what do you think,
0:47:51 > 0:47:53make it a regular thing?
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Let me think about it.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Don't take too long, now - I might get a better offer.
0:47:58 > 0:47:59Stick that behind the bar.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Hey, girls - does Cinderella know you're out tonight?
0:48:06 > 0:48:09Mum... Could Pete stay the night?
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Could sleep on the sofa.
0:48:13 > 0:48:14It's up to him.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21Right, girls - let's party like it's 1999!
0:48:23 > 0:48:27- Mum said you could stay at ours if you want.- It's a kind offer, but...
0:48:27 > 0:48:29I've got a hotel.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30Besides...
0:48:30 > 0:48:31The night is young!
0:48:33 > 0:48:37Tell you what, there's a match at Thistle tomorrow - just a friendly.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39- Fancy going?- OK.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45He's got a hotel booked,
0:48:45 > 0:48:47but he's going to take me to football tomorrow.
0:48:47 > 0:48:49Is that right? Very good.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53- Right, we'd better get going. - Come on, then.
0:48:53 > 0:48:54See you later, Dad.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59So, what did you think of the show?
0:48:59 > 0:49:01What a fantastic night!
0:49:01 > 0:49:04I was pure greeting when he brought that wee boy up on stage...
0:49:05 > 0:49:08- Oh, hullo, stranger. Jimmy no' home yet?- I don't know.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12It's good to see you.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15I was beginning to think you'd abandoned us.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22We've got some birthday cake left.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27- Have you seen my phone charger? - It'll be wherever you left it.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29That's good. That's really helpful.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31- Cheers.- Oh, I see your mood's improved.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Here, you'll never guess who the turn was.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37- You're right. I'll never guess. - Young Drew's father.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40He invited the wee boy up on stage and he dedicated a wee song to him.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43I'm telling you, it would've brought a tear to a glass eye.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44I'm not interested.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46I'm just saying...
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Aye, and I'm just saying I'm not interested in your stupid wee stories!
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Patrick, do you know what? Why don't you just get out?
0:49:51 > 0:49:54- What's this?- I'm off.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56I've had it with people round here telling me what to think, do...
0:49:56 > 0:49:59- Maybe we're done with you and all. - Scarlett, please.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02- Yeah? Well, don't worry - I'm going. - Don't come crawling back.
0:50:02 > 0:50:03Why would I? I know you don't care...
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Oh, I care, all right. Too much - that's my problem!
0:50:06 > 0:50:08You didn't care when I was young, and you don't care now.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12- Oh, just get out!- What was that about? What did you say to him?
0:50:12 > 0:50:13I never said anything to him.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Nothing! I cannae get anything right!
0:50:16 > 0:50:20THEY SING DRUNKENLY
0:50:21 > 0:50:23- Hound dog!- I was going to do that!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27# Because I love you too much, baby
0:50:28 > 0:50:32# Why can't you see What you're doing to me
0:50:32 > 0:50:35# When you don't believe a word I say?
0:50:36 > 0:50:38# We can't go on together
0:50:38 > 0:50:40# With suspicious minds
0:50:40 > 0:50:46# We can't build our dream on suspicious minds... #
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Right, then, Elvis - this is me.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50OK, OK...
0:50:50 > 0:50:53- You all right now?- Aye, aye... I've got the Hilton.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55Executive suite. Got an upgrade.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Can I just say something?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00No, no, no - can I just say...
0:51:00 > 0:51:02- I love you!- I love you!
0:51:05 > 0:51:07- Right, best, uh...- Aye.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Lovely. Lovely.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19- Wahey!- See you!
0:52:47 > 0:52:49Why are you sleeping in your motor?
0:52:49 > 0:52:52Erm...a flat. I didn't make it to the hotel.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54I can fix that for you.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Oh... That'd be great.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Don't want you walking to the match, do we?
0:52:58 > 0:53:00Is that the local paper?
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Let me look.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Angus said there'd be a review of the gig last night.
0:53:16 > 0:53:17Scarlett...
0:53:19 > 0:53:21Have you seen Patrick this morning?
0:53:21 > 0:53:24I thought he was with you. He stormed out last night.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25I'm worried sick.
0:53:25 > 0:53:26He'll be fine.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Oh, will he?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Shut it, Jimmy. Don't you worry, hen.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Are you sure?
0:53:32 > 0:53:35He just needs time to get whatever's bothering him out of his system.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38If you hear from him, can you get him to call me, please?
0:53:38 > 0:53:41Aye, and if you see him first, gonnae tell him to call me?
0:53:41 > 0:53:43I will. Thanks, Scarlett.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51'..If Elvis wasn't already dead,
0:53:51 > 0:53:55"he would surely be wishing he was after witnessing this.'
0:53:59 > 0:54:00What the hell do they know?
0:54:02 > 0:54:05- Shall I put it on now, then? - Aye.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Oh, and my ma says, what do you want for breakfast,
0:54:07 > 0:54:10- boiled or scrambled?- Both.
0:54:18 > 0:54:19LIGHT KNOCK
0:54:19 > 0:54:21HE GROANS
0:54:22 > 0:54:25What time did you get in?
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Late...early. I don't know.
0:54:27 > 0:54:29It was gone one by the time I went to bed -
0:54:29 > 0:54:32it must have been some time after that.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34I'll take your word for that.
0:54:34 > 0:54:35Where did you go?
0:54:35 > 0:54:38Who were you with all that time?
0:54:38 > 0:54:39Elvis.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41- Elvis?- Yeah!
0:54:41 > 0:54:42We were caught in a trap.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51How was your night in? I can guess who you were with.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Christian Grey.
0:54:55 > 0:54:56Very funny...
0:55:02 > 0:55:05# There must be lights burning brighter
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# Somewhere
0:55:09 > 0:55:13# Got to be birds flying higher
0:55:13 > 0:55:16# In a sky more blue
0:55:16 > 0:55:21# If I can dream of a better land
0:55:21 > 0:55:24# Where all my brothers walk hand in hand
0:55:24 > 0:55:28# Tell me why, oh, why
0:55:28 > 0:55:33# Oh, why can't my dream come true?
0:55:35 > 0:55:38# Oh, why?
0:55:39 > 0:55:43# There must be peace and understanding
0:55:43 > 0:55:45# Sometime. #
0:55:47 > 0:55:49His car isn't there, son.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51He'll not have gone far.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Maybe he went for petrol, or something.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59# If I can dream of a warmer sun
0:55:59 > 0:56:03# Where hope keeps shining on everyone
0:56:03 > 0:56:06# Tell me why, oh, why... #
0:56:07 > 0:56:10Maybe that's what's happened, right enough.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17- It's me and Bob.- You and Bob? What's wrong?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19It's got a bit messy. Now I think he's dead keen.
0:56:19 > 0:56:23So make a choice, and to hell with the wagging tongues.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25You don't love Bob, but he'll pay the bills, eh?
0:56:25 > 0:56:26Put a roof over your head.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29You're going to be a great role model for your wee girl.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31I want you. But what do you want?
0:56:31 > 0:56:33And there was me hoping we'd seen the last of you.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35He's teaching me to play guitar.
0:56:35 > 0:56:39You don't want to end up miserable and twisted like the rest of them.
0:56:39 > 0:56:40Who needs the real world?
0:56:40 > 0:56:43So what if it's a dream?
0:56:43 > 0:56:46You've gotta dream to live the dream.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48We're adults, you want to be with me.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Let's tell them - there'll never be a good time.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52- Don't make me choose. - One of us has to.
0:56:52 > 0:56:56Amber, Lenny, what you see is what you get, but Alex...
0:56:56 > 0:56:59Now there is one manipulative, ruthless psycho.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01- AJ!- You just need to be careful
0:57:01 > 0:57:03what you say when you next open your mouth, pal.
0:57:03 > 0:57:06Or what? I'll be up to my neck in cement?