0:00:21 > 0:00:24I want Belinda to live with us, while she finds somewhere to stay.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Here? No chance.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You tried to kill yourself?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32The doctor said if I'd have been five minutes later, she'd be dead.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35You going to show me who's boss, Inspector?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38My name's Patrick, and I was abused.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Without corroboration, we won't be able to proceed any further.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42What's the point?
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Why would I make other people relive what he put them through,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47if he's just going to get a slap on the wrists.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49You cannae let this Anderson destroy you and stop you living
0:00:49 > 0:00:51a normal life.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54All these messages for your dad. Maybe you should have this.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I sometimes think it would be better if she knew where you were.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Maybe she could come and visit you. - No, no, no, no.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00This is not a place for a wee lassie, no.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I feel like every time this family's getting somewhere,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04we just slide back down into the gutter.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Morning. Sleep well?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Mm. I dreamt someone was...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16making me coffee.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21No, I have to be at the surgery for half past eight.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24There'll be a queue of patients at the door.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Coughs and colds. I'm sure they can wait another 15 minutes.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Is that how long you've got in you?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I'm just thinking of your patients. I could go all day.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35That is quite a boast.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Put it to the test.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38There's plenty I can do in 15 minutes.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'll try not to look like I'm timing you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Ugh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Morning, beautiful! You got any milk?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Ugh!- I cannae believe this. That's all I need.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02The fridge is broke.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Want me to take a look?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07It would seem its spirit is angry.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Eh?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's a gift my father had.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13He would look at any appliance -
0:02:13 > 0:02:15an oven, a washing machine, a lawnmower -
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and tell you instantly what was wrong with it.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Can you fix or not? I need to open the shop.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I've already lost half an hour's trade.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Relax, I'm on the case.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Right. I'm going to go to my ma's,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29see if she can give me a loan for a new one.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30You won't need a new one.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I'll ask her anyway...just in case.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Aye, I mean, if you think it's important to the case,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40then drop by some time today.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Any time really. I can be in all day.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Right, OK thanks.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Everything all right?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Aye, it's... It was PC Calder.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56She wants to come by and talk about my case.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, that's good, son. Progress at last, eh?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Aye. Hopefully.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Don't you worry, son, she's on it. They'll nail that Anderson.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08ENGINE CHOKES
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Oh, come on!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18CAR HORN HONKS
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Yeah, yeah, Senna. Calm down!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- CAR HORN HONKS - Mine works too!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Idiot.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Hey, watch your language!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34But, yeah, you're right, he is.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Mm-hm.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I've got Pete down there the now trying to hypnotise it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, and what could go wrong?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Ma, please.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44The only reason folk are coming in the now is for bread and milk.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45If I don't have that, I've not got anything.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I could really use your help.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Is there any way you can give me a loan?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I'm sorry, hen, I've not even got enough for a trip to Largs.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Is there anybody else you could borrow it from?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Nobody round here's got anything to spare.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's bad all round.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Aye, I know.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Thanks, Ma.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Are you back to take me to school?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh, dear.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Needing a hand?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Know what you're doing?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36I work at the local garage but we're shut the day.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What seems to be the problem?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I don't know, really.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41The engine seems to be overheating
0:04:41 > 0:04:44so it's either the alternator that's gone or the water pump,
0:04:44 > 0:04:48but I can't rule out the spark plugs either.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50What do you think it is?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Probably one of them, aye.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Well, I'm glad we had an expert on hand to clear that one up.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02While you're here, do you happen to know where the Jandhu flat is?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Aye, it's that one there above the Oyster Cafe.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Where AJ works?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You know AJ?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09No.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11See, when I said "where AJ works,"
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I was just plucking a name out of thin air.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I can see there's nothing wrong with your sarcasm generator.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Thanks for your help. I'm Lorna.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Katie.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Nice to meet you both. I'm Angus.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Well, it looks like you've got this in hand.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yeah, but thanks for your assistance.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Aw!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Aw, you're joking!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ugh!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Can I help yous?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I can walk with my friends, Gran.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I'm nearly ten, I'm not a baby.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10OK then, but straight there, mind!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Nae dawdling!- OK.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Cheerio.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Hi, Dad.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Scarlett?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Pete! It's you.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Who'd you think it was going to be?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Shut the door, lock it.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Why?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Em, it's just...I've got to...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52There's something I need to...dae...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Scarlett?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01What's going on? Who were those guys?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Jimmy owes them money.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06They paid him to do a courier job but he got banged up in the jail before he could do it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Ah. So now they want it back?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Aye, but the money's all spent.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How much is it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14A grand.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Could be worse. - They want it tonight.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Or else Jimmy will be sorry.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I don't even want to think what that means.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Don't worry. We'll sort something out.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Aye, but what? This is it, Pete. It's over.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30No, no, no, no.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I've tried to stick to the rules.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Got my head down and just got on with it.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Kept it together. And where's it got me?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39I'm still broke!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42You'll be fine.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's your fridge that's broke.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Sorry.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59What's the garage doing open?
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Thought you had the day off?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Look, jump into your overalls and gies a hand with this Astra.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04I'm way behind here.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Oh, I see what's happening here. "We're working the day!"
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Good one. Come on, let's get going.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Going where?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Angus, I'm not kidding, the woman will be here in an hour.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Aw, man, you've forgot.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Forgot what?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bob, it's our bi-annual "BoGus" bromance day.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25But...I thought the next day wasn't until 2018?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Bi-annual means twice a year, not every two years, now come on.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Are you sure?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Well...I was sure,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34but now you're making me doubt it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35I cannae today.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39OK, well... I booked the day off,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42so I suppose I'll just go and have a bromance with myself.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43You'll be used to that!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46I thought it was funny.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Lorna!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Hello, AJ. It's been a while.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Certainly has. Not seen this one in ages.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Now, are you still into Iron Man?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06It's Team Captain America now, isn't it?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08So fickle. Come on through.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, nice place.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Is Annie about?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19No, she's at work. It's the surgery just up the road.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'll pop in later. I'm covered in oil.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Damn thing broke down outside.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Tell you what, why don't you get a shower,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28and I'll take Katie for some breakfast.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Sure. Is the shower through here?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Yeah.- Can I just use one of Annie's bathrobes?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Just use mine. It's behind the door.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Right. Let's get you a ten egg omelette.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Yeuch!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Come on, Scarlett. Don't let them beat you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You'll find that money somehow.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Look, I've been in worse situations than this.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I've been this close to a knee-capping three times.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00I've only got two knees!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Can you not ask your mum for a quick loan?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I've tried. Nobody's got a penny.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07There's not a magic money tree.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ah, not true, Scarlett.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Not true. There is a magic money tree.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Planted right out there.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Eh?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19You just have to know how to shake it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20What the hell are you talking about?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Come on, lock up. Meet me back here in half an hour.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25How?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ever heard of the Melon Drop?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Auntie Annie!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Katie!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, my goodness. Look at you!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41What are you doing here, where's your mum?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45She's at mine. I mean, ours. Showering.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Wow, OK, so Lorna's in town.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I didn't even know you were visiting.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50It was a surprise!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It certainly is.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55So does Lorna know the latest?
0:10:55 > 0:11:00What, about us getting rid of the old...door?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02No. I've not told her.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Good.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Because obviously I want to tell her about us getting a new...door.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I don't think she'll care.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18All right?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36That's a bit cracked, that one.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Perfect, I'll take it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39£3..
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Thank you.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49KNOCKING
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Come in!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Do you have an appointment?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I only need 15 minutes.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Not again, surely? Alex, I'm at work!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01You should be so lucky.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I've got the applications for our medical staff.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Oh, right, great, I'll look at them tonight.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08It's your area.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, but I can't just drop everything at a whim.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It's not a whim, it's how you run a business.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Excuse me. I've been putting in ridiculously long hours
0:12:17 > 0:12:19trying to set up this care home and run this place.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- KNOCKING - Come in.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Lorna!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Annie! Oh, it's so nice to see you!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31You too. What a surprise!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'm Alex. I'm Annie's partner.
0:12:33 > 0:12:39My business partner. We're... setting up a care home together.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41This is Lorna, my little sister.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Have I seen you before somewhere?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47No, I don't think so. You must be confusing me with someone else.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Right.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Anyway, Annie, I was hoping I can meet up with you and AJ
0:12:52 > 0:12:55for dinner tonight? We've got loads to talk about.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh, what about Katie?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59She's got a sleepover tonight back at the Barracks.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01My friend Andy's coming to pick her up.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Yeah. I'll... I'll run it past AJ.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Well, I better get going. Nice to meet you, Lorna.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11You too. Go easy on that horn.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19So how does this actually work?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22The Melon Drop. It works like this.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You identify your mark, make sure you bump into him,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28your box goes crashing to the floor, breaking, let's say,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31the precious antique clock you got for your mum's birthday.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34The point of the routine is to guilt-trip your mark into paying for it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Aye, right. You must think folk are daft.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41You do know Marlon Brando wasn't actually The Godfather in real life, yeah?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44If your acting's good enough, you can convince anybody.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Fine! Where are we going to get a precious antique clock from?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I've got one.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52That reminds me, you owe me three quid.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hey!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Look, I know you said not to
0:14:05 > 0:14:08but I got the fairy lights for the wall.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10We're still young enough to pull them off, I guarantee.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14What's the matter?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What does "bi-annual" mean?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Twice a year. Why?
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I knew it, man! I was really looking forward to today.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What was today?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Me and Bob's Lads' Day.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Or "Bi-annual BoGus Bromance Day," to give it its proper title.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38He thought it was every two years, and not twice a year.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39You sure?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh, well, that just means you get to spend the day with me!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Let's go to the park and swear at some ducks.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I don't think you've quite grasped the idea of a lads' day.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I'll tell you what,
0:14:54 > 0:14:59you just hang out here in your little man-bubble of sadness,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I've got things to do.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Get a grip.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15PHONE CHIMES
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Belinda. How long have you been standing there for?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29The boiler's broken at the flat. It's freezing over there.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- I can't stand it any more. - Bit dramatic.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- I'm not making it up! - I never said you were.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- You look nice. - Thanks.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39You couldn't come over and have a look at the heating, could you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Now's not a good time.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43You're the one that's chosen the flat with the dodgy boiler.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44I thought you'd want to help.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Mind you, I could stay here?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48It's nice and warm.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And the view's a lot better.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06SHE GASPS
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It actually worked?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Course it worked! Just call me Brando.
0:16:10 > 0:16:1140 quid just like that?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Why don't you give it a go? - No, I'd mess it up.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16No, you won't. Like I said, it's all in the acting.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- What's your motivation? - Making money?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Exactly. There's your box. There's your mark.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- On you go. - SHE SCREAMS
0:16:23 > 0:16:25That was a present for my granny!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31You sent me a text saying to meet you here. What's up?
0:16:31 > 0:16:37What's up, dude, is that we are going to have bromance for the day.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Eh, what?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You can't. Only Bob can be my bro.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Oh, is that so?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Well, would Bob close the garage early
0:16:49 > 0:16:52so that we could have privacy to drink...beer?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57And watch the 1987 classic movie, Predator?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08And you're going to do all this stuff with me? Today?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10You can't drink beer on your own.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17OK, OK...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Come on! Let's get, like, pure, dead crazy,
0:17:24 > 0:17:25or whatever you guys do.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27What are you on about?!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I thought that's what you wanted, like, get rowdy and make some noise.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36This isn't even cold.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Not your style, huh?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41No, not really.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43OK.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46This obviously isn't working.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You know what, I'm going to get changed.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'll meet you at the Tall Ship in a half hour.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Ya dancer!
0:18:00 > 0:18:0360 quid! You're better at this than me!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Looks like it. I'm going to go again.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19We'll give it a half hour or so, wait till the coast is clear.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I think I might have a knack at this.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24You'd better hope so. Still 900 to go.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27You're right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I cannae keep running around like this all day.
0:18:30 > 0:18:3240 quid here, 60 quid there.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35We're going to have to keep finding new spots and all.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37We're never going to do it in time, Pete.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38You're right.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42You've got a big problem, so...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44how about we scale up?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Hey.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Hey, "partner."
0:18:55 > 0:18:59I'm sorry. She caught me off guard and I panicked.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Lorna doesn't know anything about my new life,
0:19:03 > 0:19:07she can be a little... judgmental.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09What's she got to be judgmental about?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You were in one relationship, now you're in another. So what?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14It's not as straightforward as that.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16She always got on really well with AJ.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Plus, you're not exactly what she'd call a safe bet.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26You know, just your lifestyle,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28how you make your money.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's your lifestyle too now.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Look, it...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It just would've been too complicated to explain
0:19:36 > 0:19:38everything to her right there in the surgery.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42It would've been this big thing and I was at work...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Look, I will tell her everything tonight at the meal.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48And then after that, we can come down to the Candle Rooms
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and I can introduce you to her properly.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Good.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Just don't go overboard, OK?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01I can tell she's not sure about you.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Relax. I'll be Prince Charming.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I miss you. I hope you're doing OK in there.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Got to go. Bye.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Still using that smartphone, eh?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20What are you recording?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23A message for my dad.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I just want to feel like I'm talking to him.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Here, should you not be at school?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30In-service day.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, right.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Is that why there's loads of other boys and girls playing in the street?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Does your mother know you're skiving?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Fine. Come on. I'll take you to your gran.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# Woman like a man, like a man
0:20:49 > 0:20:51# Like a woman like a man Treat you like a man
0:20:51 > 0:20:53# Woman like a man, woman like a man
0:20:53 > 0:20:58# Like a woman like a man, woman like a man... #
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Cassie, what now?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I'm getting a bit tired of all these cryptic meetings.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13You keep telling me that you can't have a fun day with a girl,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15and I want to prove you wrong.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17This is not normal.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Come on, it'll be fun.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Play along.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Can't believe I'm going along with this, but...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK, what are we doing?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- We're going to party. - Party where?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Angus. Come on.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36The party's where we are.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Oh, thank goodness! I've been worried sick!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48The school's just off the phone.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50I found this one round the corner.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Thought I'd better bring her in before she went for a long wander.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Oh, is that right?
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Well, Madonna, what have you got to say for yourself?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02She was recording a video for her dad.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Don't worry, darling.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06When I go in and see him, I'll give him your love.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08How do you get to see him and I don't?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10That's complicated.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Why?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Lenny.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17The wean needs to see her daddy.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20No chance. Scarlett would boil me alive.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21I'll deal with Scarlett.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23And I'll phone the school.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28It's not right that that child cannot see her father.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31She'll be down as one of Jimmy's visitors
0:22:31 > 0:22:34and I'll write you a letter.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36This isn't like a note to the teacher, Molly.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38These places have rules.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Hah.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43You're Lenny Murdoch.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Since when do rules apply to you?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51DOORBELL RINGS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Hi, Patrick. Can I come in?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Sure.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You said you had some information about my case?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I do.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06And?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Let's sit down, Patrick. I'll talk you through it.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21MUSIC: Protection by Massive Attack
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Yours too, darling.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49No, you have to. It's the rules.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I want to show my dad my videos.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54You'll not need to. You're going to see him face-to-face.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Come on.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Daddy!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Madonna! Darling!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I didn't expect to see you here.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Here, pal.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Lenny brought me in.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Thought it would make a nice wee surprise.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Aye. Very kind of you, Leonard.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Well, it was either that or a cake with a file in it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Look, you really shouldn't be here.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32It's a bad idea to bring you in.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34But it's great to see you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Is it... Is it scary in here?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40No, no, no.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's like a... Like a holiday camp.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Aye, I bet the food's better in here, though.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Don't treat me like a wee girl.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I know this is not a holiday camp.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Anyway, Jimmy, everything well?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Started making moonshine in the cistern yet?
0:24:55 > 0:25:00No, but I've got plenty time to learn, eh?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Let's wait and see. Hope the chips fall for you.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Look, Jimmy. A lot of things happened.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11It got a bit high volume there for a while.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14High volume? Aye, well, that's one way of putting it.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17We are where we are. There's nothing I can do about it.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21So I thought I'd come in, see you're doing OK.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, ease your conscience?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Aye, Jimmy, we're good.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Well, the usual. One of us is.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36That's what his autograph looks like.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38We're going to copy that onto the guitar.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40So who is this guy again?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44He's only the greatest guitarist in the greatest rock band of the '70s.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Right, and we're going to try and sell this guitar,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50claiming it's his? What would we be doing with his guitar?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52That's where you come in.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You're the fancy lady who engages the barman in conversation.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57What?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Naturally, you're charming.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00What young man wouldn't want to talk to you?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02He asks about the guitar.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05"What, this old thing? It was left to me by my uncle.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- "But somebody's graffitied on it." - Oh, no.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10"It turns out it's the autograph of the greatest guitarist
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- "in the best rock band of the '70s." - Enough!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17That's just stage one! Stage two - you go to pay -
0:26:17 > 0:26:19"Oh, I've left my purse back at the flat!"
0:26:19 > 0:26:22You leave the guitar as collateral.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25"I'll run back and get the money right now!"
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Pete, will you listen to yourself...
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Exit, Scarlett. Enter, the collector.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32He approaches the bar.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Pete! This is crazy! It'll never work.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Can you think of a better way of earning 900 quid by tonight?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41No.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Come on, Scarlett. I watched you doing the Melon Drop.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46You're a natural.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Pete, I cannae do this,
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I'm just going to have to tell them I don't have their money.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, aye, and then what?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55They know where to find you
0:26:55 > 0:26:57and Jimmy's a sitting duck in that place.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Come on, Scarlett.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03What are you going to do?
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Listen...
0:27:07 > 0:27:12I left a situation behind that could cause problems.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15I'm all ears.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21I borrowed a...DVD from a friend, I've not seen it yet.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Now he's wanting it back.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24What's the picture called?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Taxi Driver.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29He's upset and you know what they're like when they get upset.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Scarlett, she's worried sick.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35And he's going to be going round our place. She'll be looking everywhere.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Why don't you just buy a new copy?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40BELL RINGS
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Look, you'll be OK. Don't you worry about your daddy, all right?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I'll be fine, honestly.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Good girl.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Right, I'll see you the next time, eh?
0:27:53 > 0:27:55I'll talk to Scarlett about that pal of yours.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Take care now, Jimmy.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Aye. A thousand thanks, Lenny.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Come on, that's enough.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Watch yourself.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05No! Daddy, come back!
0:28:05 > 0:28:07No!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Madonna, darling, don't do this.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Come on, come on.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Come back! Come back!
0:28:21 > 0:28:26Yeah, I know, but I've been meaning to tidy up, but you know how it is.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30So, what's the problem?
0:28:36 > 0:28:38It was switched off.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Well, at least you're here now.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43- Yeah, and now I've got to get going. - But you just got here.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Yeah, to mend the boiler - it's mended.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- I've got to go to the Candle Rooms. - Skip work.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51I don't think my dad would be too happy about that one.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52I don't care what your dad thinks.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54We'll hang out tomorrow.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56You've said this before, what the hell, Red?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58You get us this flat that you don't even live in.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00You give me a phone that you don't even call me on.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- Look, I don't have time for this. I have to get to work. - On you go!
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Don't be like this!
0:29:04 > 0:29:06I'll see you soon.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08We'll hang out, I promise.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Don't work too hard, Red.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Maybe I shouldn't have taken you in there after all, eh?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Listen, me and your da,
0:29:27 > 0:29:31we don't always get on, but I'll tell you one thing for nothing.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35One of him inside jail is worth ten more on the outside.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40I'm sure if the man that sent him there could speak to you...
0:29:42 > 0:29:43..he'd say he was sorry.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45What man?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50The judge, darling.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54If my dad's a good man, why did the judge send him away?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Sometimes...people make mistakes.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Anyway, time to get you home.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05I'll get you some chocolate on the way, eh?
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Chocolate makes everything better.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18- DI Donald.- Miss Murdoch.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21To what do I owe the pleasure?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23I just happened to be in the area.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Oh, right. And you happened to come to The Candle Rooms?
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Yep.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Not very professional of you.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Can't be professional all the time.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Well, at The Candle Rooms, we're always grateful
0:30:35 > 0:30:38for the protection of our brave boys in blue.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39It's a dangerous world out there.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40That's fine.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42I can handle it.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45I'm sure you can.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48But that doesn't stop you from having a drink.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Like you said, can't be professional all the time.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54PHONE RINGS
0:30:55 > 0:30:58I have to get this. Have a drink on me.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Whisky, please.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Mrs Mullen. Looking lovely this evening.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Thanks.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14I sometimes just like getting dressed up, you know, to go out.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23I didn't know you played the guitar.
0:31:23 > 0:31:27No, I don't... I mean, well...
0:31:27 > 0:31:31I can play a bit but not really that's why I don't tell anybody,
0:31:31 > 0:31:35but I can...strum a bit.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Play me something.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42What? Now?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Why not? I love live music.
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Go on.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01You know what actually?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04That's not fair asking you just to perform in public like that.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07No artist should have to play for free, should they?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- Right, I know.- Mrs Mullen.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11What's going on?
0:32:12 > 0:32:15I really need to go, Inspector.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Please?
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Tell you what, why don't you head up the road and have a practice?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22- You're sounding a bit rusty.- Right.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29That was random.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33So...
0:32:33 > 0:32:37are you feeling "unprofessional" enough for another drink?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I should probably get back on the beat.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43Just in case there's been a crimewave when I wasn't looking.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Well, you're welcome at the Candle Rooms any time.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50I'll bear that in mind.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57KNOCKING
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Thought I'd better bring her back before she tried to bust Jimmy out.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Did you see your daddy, hen?
0:33:11 > 0:33:13She was a wee bit upset when we were leaving.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Didnae want to go.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18I'm not surprised.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20And how was Jimmy...
0:33:20 > 0:33:22with you?
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Well, you know Jimmy. Full of the patter.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Chatting away like old pals.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29What can I say, he hates my guts.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35Thank you very much for taking her in.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37I'd better just go and see how she is.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Listen.
0:33:39 > 0:33:43Jimmy was telling me that Scarlett might have a cash flow problem.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Could be serious.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Her fridge is broke.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Her fridge?
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Right.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Just...give her this.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01You don't need to tell her it came from me.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Say you checked your account, found out you had
0:34:03 > 0:34:06more than you thought you had. Something like that.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12You've offered this before and we've turned it down.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16We will not be in your debt, Lenny.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19It's not a loan, it's a gift.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21For Madonna.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24I don't call in debts off of ten-year-olds.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Thanks.
0:34:40 > 0:34:45Just...look after her, all right?
0:34:51 > 0:34:56So, Annie's like, "Officer, we're not drunk.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- "We've just had a couple of ales." - Withnail And I! Classic.
0:34:59 > 0:35:04Then she proceeds to vomit all over his shoes!
0:35:04 > 0:35:05I had to phone Dad...
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Clype to Dad, you mean?
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Who came all the way up to T in the Park to pick us up.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13We missed Blur AND Oasis!
0:35:13 > 0:35:14Ah, well. Every cloud.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Ended up fighting all the way home!
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Such a long time ago. Seems like a different life now.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24I can't imagine Dr Annie Jandhu being so reckless.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28So are you looking for a flat in Shieldinch?
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Yeah, does that mean Greig's getting discharged from the army?
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Finally! It's been army bases for as long as I can remember.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37We'll actually be able to put some roots down near you guys.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- Yeah, keep an eye on me for Dad, you mean?- No!
0:35:40 > 0:35:43So that Frankie and Katie can actually spend a bit more time with you.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45So we all can.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Oh. Well, that's lovely.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51How is Frankie anyway?
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Um, well, her term at boarding school's not over,
0:35:55 > 0:35:57but, yeah, all's fine, I think.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Still playing up?
0:35:59 > 0:36:02No, no. She's just...
0:36:02 > 0:36:06She's a bit... You know how teenagers can be.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09The main thing is, for the first time since Greig joined up,
0:36:09 > 0:36:12the four of us will actually be able to spend some time together
0:36:12 > 0:36:14like a normal family.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Like you guys.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Yep. Just like us.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20So normal.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Is everything OK, Annie?- Mm?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't it be?
0:36:27 > 0:36:30I shared a room with you for long enough. I know your looks.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38Why is there none of your stuff in this flat if everything is so great?
0:36:40 > 0:36:42I'll get the coffees.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Yes!
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Yeah, man!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54The hustler!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Who's next?
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Patrick? You want to take on the best in the world?
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Come on...
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Sorry, Cassie, no... I'm not in the mood.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14Admit it. That - that was a bro playing pool.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18No, that was a woman in a suit up against a guy
0:37:18 > 0:37:22who's played about...three frames of pool in his whole life.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26You are so wrong! I am a better bro than Bob is.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28In fact, get his punk ass here,
0:37:28 > 0:37:33I will arm-wrestle him until his wrist snaps in two.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35That's not really Bob's style.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Jeez, Angus, throw me a bone!
0:37:37 > 0:37:41What do you and Bob get up to you on your mysterious lads' days?
0:37:41 > 0:37:45- That's the point.- Bob knows you better than I do, huh?
0:37:45 > 0:37:49I think maybe Angus is just trying to deny his true feelings
0:37:49 > 0:37:51about seeing his wife dressed as a man.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Hey...
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Oh, is that right?
0:37:56 > 0:38:00Is it...cos you pure fancy me?
0:38:03 > 0:38:05A bro doesn't get turned on by his fellow bro.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Speak for yourself.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09OK.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- Stop that.- Stop what?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Cassie...
0:38:15 > 0:38:17What?
0:38:19 > 0:38:20You're way off.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Am I?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Angus. Relax.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Gender bending's just about the most Scottish thing there is.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- Eh?- In panto. It's even more traditional than football.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Football. That's what you talk about on your lads' days.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38This should be good...
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I am telling you, Angus,
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Henrik...Larsson...
0:38:43 > 0:38:45best player Rangers ever had.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Rangers will never have a better player than Henrik Larsson.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49HE GROANS
0:38:49 > 0:38:52What? What did I say wrong?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Henrik Larsson played for Celtic, ya diddy.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Rangers, Celtic, Same thing!
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Sorry. American.
0:39:02 > 0:39:07Right. Time to get you out of here before you get us into trouble.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12I cannae believe we thought we could get away with that.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13I'm telling you, Pete, he knew.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16No, he didn't. If he knew you'd have been arrested.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19OK. Next plan.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Are you off your head?! Your last plan fell on its bahookey.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25No. I'm done. I'm not running the risk of getting caught again.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Hey, I saw those guys leave your shop this morning.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Looked like they hadn't been fed for a week.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33You really want to tell them you haven't got their money?
0:39:35 > 0:39:37They're for "charity."
0:39:37 > 0:39:40No. I'm not taking money from folk who think it's for charity.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Scarlett, what is charity? Money for people who need it.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45People like you.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49How does it work?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51We go into the Tall Ship, charge people a fiver a go.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53The Tall Ship? Forget it.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55If I'm caught scamming my local,
0:39:55 > 0:39:57folk will never come back to my shop again.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01If you don't do it, you won't have a shop for them to go back to.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06So I got everything wrong.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10You don't like Predator, you're crap at pool
0:40:10 > 0:40:14and Rangers and Celtic are not the same thing.
0:40:14 > 0:40:15Come on, Angus, man!
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Angus, I have been busting a hump trying to give you a great day,
0:40:18 > 0:40:19and right now?
0:40:19 > 0:40:24I'm beginning to feel like I don't even know much about you.
0:40:24 > 0:40:29Look, I can see you're making a big effort. I appreciate that.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Do you though?
0:40:31 > 0:40:33It's just when I'm with Bob,
0:40:33 > 0:40:37I can be a different me than when I'm with you.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41That's why a guy has his wife and his bro. Different needs.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43So who are you when you're with Bob?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44I want to see that side of you.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Just not sure you could handle it.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55How's it going?
0:40:58 > 0:40:59What's he doing here?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01She insisted. Wouldn't come unless he was invited too.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Alex. My sister's new beau.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06It's nice to be introduced properly at last.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Alex owns this place.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Right, I'll get a round in. What are we all drinking?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14It's fine. I've got some champagne.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16On the house.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Three glasses. I'll get another one.
0:41:23 > 0:41:27So, Alex, I've only just found out you two are together.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I was always going to tell you at dinner time.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32You just got there first.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Anyway, cheers.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Wait for AJ, at least.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Nearly there.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Cheers.
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Cheers.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Here, remember that time we were drinking champagne in Florence
0:42:14 > 0:42:16and you two fell out over dinner?
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Yeah! The waiter said we were upsetting him!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22"Please, ladies, you are sisters!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24"Do not fight. It make me so sad!"
0:42:28 > 0:42:30You ever been to Florence, Alex?
0:42:30 > 0:42:34Yep. An away match. We won on penalties.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Right.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38So you own this place, Alex?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41You've obviously done well for yourself.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Well, I've worked hard to get where I am.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45HE SCOFFS
0:42:45 > 0:42:46Sorry.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53So, did you work your way up or go to university?
0:42:53 > 0:42:57University? No. School of Life, that's where he graduated from.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Isn't that right, Alex?
0:42:59 > 0:43:02That's where you acquired your very particular...skill set.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Skill set..?
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Accounting.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33Scratch cards! Come on, folks, it's for charity.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34The Save the Kids Trust!
0:43:34 > 0:43:38It's fun and you might win 100 quid.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Only a fiver a pop. Guess the winning card.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Come on, everyone, it's for a good cause.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Queen of Hearts!
0:43:48 > 0:43:51The Queen of Hearts. The Queen of Hearts has been taken.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Have you got your fiver?
0:43:54 > 0:43:55Oh...
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Thanks, Scarlett, for getting us started. Right, who's next?
0:44:03 > 0:44:07So, Alex, are you close to your siblings?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Well, my sister's only recently left prison.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13I don't really talk to my brother, he's...
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Well, he's still in there.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Oh.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22That must be really hard for your mother.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27So, what is it you do for a living, Lorna?
0:44:28 > 0:44:32All sorts. Lawyer. Army wife.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Bon viveur.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36More to the point, what do you do, Alex?
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- Are you not going to tell her? - AJ...
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Since it's so important to you, AJ, why don't you tell her?
0:44:45 > 0:44:46OK, that's enough.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49Alex is a...
0:44:49 > 0:44:53local businessman.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55OK...
0:44:57 > 0:44:59What kind of business?
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Is it something illegal?
0:45:07 > 0:45:09This place is legal.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12And the rest of Alex's business interests aren't?
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Bingo.
0:45:14 > 0:45:15Is that true?
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Wow.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21What's Dad going to say about that...
0:45:21 > 0:45:23- I KNEW IT!- What?!
0:45:23 > 0:45:25You're going to tell on me.
0:45:25 > 0:45:26I'm not going to tell on you!
0:45:26 > 0:45:30But I think Dad might like to know what kind of company you're keeping.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34Your husband's no saint. He kills people for money.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Don't do that. He's a soldier, Annie.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Paid by a democratically-elected government.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41More champagne, anyone?
0:45:41 > 0:45:42Shut up, AJ!
0:45:42 > 0:45:46Don't speak to him like that. He's family to me. This guy...
0:45:46 > 0:45:47he certainly isn't.
0:45:47 > 0:45:48Good night.
0:45:52 > 0:45:55See! You just can't help yourself, can you!
0:45:55 > 0:45:56Help myself what?
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Being judgmental. And judging!
0:45:59 > 0:46:00And...judgy!
0:46:00 > 0:46:02I'm not judging you.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05I'm just worried that you're making a huge mistake being with this guy.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08That, Lorna, is the definition of judgmental.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12It's easy to stay married when your husband is halfway around the world.
0:46:12 > 0:46:13Thanks very much, AJ.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14Happy to help.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21Right, quiet, please, ladies and gentlemen,
0:46:21 > 0:46:24and now for the great unveiling!
0:46:24 > 0:46:26And the winner is...
0:46:26 > 0:46:27Drumroll, please.
0:46:29 > 0:46:30The...
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Queen of Hearts!
0:46:32 > 0:46:35CHEERING
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Congratulations, hen.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39I know, check me out? I never win anything.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42The big meal in the posh restaurant's on you.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Naw, I'll probably use it for the fridge.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- Like I said to you this morning? - Oh, right.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50What a coincidence that you got such a big win
0:46:50 > 0:46:53on the very day that you really need the money.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Aye, it's...lucky the way things worked out!
0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Drink up, Pete, I think you need to go.- Sure.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00You! I want a word.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03And you - sling your hook.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14Scarlett, I am not stupid.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19Scamming your own community, and your own folk?
0:47:19 > 0:47:22I know, but I'm desperate!
0:47:24 > 0:47:28Look, I understand it's hard for you now that Jimmy's in the jail,
0:47:28 > 0:47:31- but come on!- Ma.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35Jimmy owed some guys money and they came looking for it this morning.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38I've got to find a grand by tonight.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Oh, Scarlett.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45I didn't know.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47Much have you got?
0:47:47 > 0:47:49Not enough. I don't know what to do, Ma.
0:47:49 > 0:47:50I've tried everything.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55Listen...
0:47:58 > 0:48:01I checked my bank account again.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05It turns out I've got more than I thought I had.
0:48:05 > 0:48:10Ma, that's lovely, but 60 or 70 quid isn't going...
0:48:10 > 0:48:14Are you serious? There's like a grand in here.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Ma...I don't know when I'll be able to pay you that back.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21It's a gift, it's not a loan.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24That's what families are for.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Oh, thanks, Ma. Thanks so much.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30Where's Madonna?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32She's at yours, with Angel,
0:48:32 > 0:48:35but I'm glad you finally remembered her.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43So this is how you and Bob spend your lads' day?
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Yep.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51Drinking... a rather expensive wine.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54Men of taste.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56We like to treat ourselves.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59So what's next?
0:49:00 > 0:49:05Well, we just...talk.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09- Just talk.- Mm-hm.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11About what?
0:49:14 > 0:49:16About anything, really.
0:49:16 > 0:49:22Life, our hopes, our dreams,
0:49:22 > 0:49:26our feelings.
0:49:28 > 0:49:34You surprise me, Angus Lindsay, every day.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44What's wrong, darling?
0:49:44 > 0:49:46What's got you so upset?
0:49:48 > 0:49:51She was in to visit her daddy in the jail.
0:49:51 > 0:49:55What? Who took you there?
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Uncle Lenny.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59What?
0:49:59 > 0:50:03You let her in that jail with all they criminals?
0:50:03 > 0:50:05Criminals like Jimmy, you mean?
0:50:05 > 0:50:08No, criminals like Lenny Murdoch.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10She needed to see her daddy.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Aye, but with me, not with him!
0:50:12 > 0:50:13You werenae taking her!
0:50:13 > 0:50:16She skived off the school today, did you know that?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18You been dogging off the school?
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Why do you think she's acting up?
0:50:22 > 0:50:24The wean's missing her daddy.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27- I'm her mother, that's my responsibility.- Exactly.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29But where was her mother?
0:50:29 > 0:50:32Somebody had to do some parenting, Scarlett!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Some parenting? You left Lenny Murdoch in charge of my daughter,
0:50:35 > 0:50:37and you call that parenting?
0:50:37 > 0:50:41That happened cos her mother was away in the land of the fairies
0:50:41 > 0:50:43with that heid-the-baw Pete, scamming decent folk!
0:50:43 > 0:50:46- That's not fair. - Oh, is it not, Scarlett?
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Well, while you're standing here arguing with me,
0:50:48 > 0:50:51the wean's through there greeting her eyes out.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Go to her!
0:50:59 > 0:51:02Well, that's that then.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04What's what then?
0:51:04 > 0:51:08Well, you obviously didn't want to tell your sister about me in the first place.
0:51:08 > 0:51:11You especially didn't want her to know what I do for a living.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14Don't say that. You heard me defend you against her.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16You couldn't hide your embarrassment though,
0:51:16 > 0:51:18about my family, about the fact I didn't go to uni.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20That's not important to me.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22If it was, why on earth would I be with you?
0:51:23 > 0:51:24That didn't come out right.
0:51:24 > 0:51:25Slumming it, are you?
0:51:25 > 0:51:27No, I didn't mean that.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29I can see it in Lorna's eyes. You, her and AJ.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31- She thinks you're all a better class than me.- Alex!
0:51:31 > 0:51:35Well, maybe she's right. Maybe I am just a street thug.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Maybe seeing me in her company made you realise it.
0:51:37 > 0:51:38I don't believe this.
0:51:38 > 0:51:39What, you getting cold feet?
0:51:39 > 0:51:43Now your family have found out that you left your husband for the local hood?
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Look, Alex, I've been trying to pretend that this is just
0:51:46 > 0:51:49another decision I've made, that this wasn't a big deal.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51But telling Lorna...
0:51:53 > 0:51:55It means it's...
0:51:55 > 0:51:58It's not just a fantasy.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01That this relationship is real.
0:52:01 > 0:52:05That what I'm mixed up in is real.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Well, it's time for you to decide if this is what you want, Annie,
0:52:09 > 0:52:12because I'm not going to be anybody's shameful little secret.
0:52:12 > 0:52:13That's not what you are.
0:52:13 > 0:52:18Prove it. Phone your dad, and tell him about us.
0:52:20 > 0:52:21My dad?
0:52:21 > 0:52:23I want to hear you say it.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27OK.
0:52:43 > 0:52:44It's ringing.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Loudspeaker.
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Hello?
0:52:53 > 0:52:54That'll do.
0:52:54 > 0:52:58I thought you wanted me to tell him?
0:52:58 > 0:53:00I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Satisfied?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08I am never satisfied.
0:53:14 > 0:53:15I miss him.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18I miss him too, darling.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21No, you don't. You never talk about him.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25Maybe I don't like to talk about him because it'll make you miss him even more.
0:53:25 > 0:53:28Of course I want you to talk about him. He's my dad.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Why don't you, me and your granny get a wee takeaway
0:53:33 > 0:53:36and we can sit and tell our favourite stories about your daddy?
0:53:36 > 0:53:39Would you like that? Would that make you feel better?
0:53:40 > 0:53:42KNOCKING
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Is that them?
0:53:44 > 0:53:46Aye. I'll be back in a minute.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50Come here, hen, I want to tell you a story about your daddy.
0:53:50 > 0:53:55I remember the time he got stuck halfway up a ladder!
0:53:58 > 0:54:01Why don't I slip into something more comfortable
0:54:01 > 0:54:03and we can make a night of it.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08No, no, you're all right.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11You can keep that outfit on.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15I knew it!
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Don't tell Bob.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Oh, look, hen, look, that's you and your daddy at Christmas. Look!
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Do you mind that? Look at you.
0:54:33 > 0:54:34Are they happy?
0:54:34 > 0:54:38Madonna, do you want to go to your bedroom and watch telly for a wee bit?
0:54:38 > 0:54:39I need to talk to your granny.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40Thanks, hen.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Were you short?
0:54:50 > 0:54:53No. I gave them the money. They counted it.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54It's all there.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57What's the matter?
0:54:57 > 0:55:00Ma, they want £1,000 a week. Every week.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Without fail.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Hiya!
0:55:19 > 0:55:21What's wrong?
0:55:22 > 0:55:23Tell me.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29PC Calder came to visit me today about my case.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35But that's good though?
0:55:37 > 0:55:39What did she say?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44The police couldn't find anybody at the home
0:55:44 > 0:55:48to corroborate that Anderson...
0:55:48 > 0:55:50abused young people.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56I don't understand.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00All those people and no-one will testify?
0:56:03 > 0:56:07Angel, he's going to get away with it.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Your genius son thinks he's learned everything there is to know.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20- School isnae for everybody! - You're dropping out?
0:56:20 > 0:56:23So what are you telling me? You're a professional footballer now?
0:56:23 > 0:56:26This is our son's big dream. This is...
0:56:28 > 0:56:29This was the last time, OK?
0:56:29 > 0:56:31I'm getting too old for booty calls.
0:56:31 > 0:56:32I've got you something.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33Perfect.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36- What's happened to you? - I went to see an old friend.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37There's not going to be a trial.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39So, they're just going to let him go free?
0:56:39 > 0:56:41You don't know who I am, but I think you can help me.
0:56:41 > 0:56:44I found somebody who went through what Patrick did.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47He'll back up everything you've said. We've got him.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50You ruined my brother's life and I'm going to make sure you pay for it.
0:56:50 > 0:56:51People need to know what he is.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53Why can't you just leave it alone?
0:56:53 > 0:56:54Because it should've been me!
0:56:54 > 0:56:57Whoa, don't you have anything to say to an old friend?