0:00:21 > 0:00:24I'm just so lucky that I've got role models like Andy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27It means so much to me. To Dad, too.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29- What have you got yourself into, Pete?- I don't know, AJ.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30But it's got me run ragged.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32It's from the Medical Care Collective.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34We need it to complete the registration.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36If you've got something to say, say it in front of everybody.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- You got something to hide?- I was the one that got abused.- Patrick!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42What did you take, mate? Ma, phone an ambulance!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44If you want to know where your granddaughter is,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46you better keep me on side.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Merry Christmas. Here we are, there's a wee selection box for you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Come on, darling, we'd better go.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Madonna...!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Come on, pet. We're going to be late.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Here you are, darling. Share it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Don't let me down, OK?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Merry Christmas, Uncle Lenny!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- And to you, pal. And a happy birthday.- Thanks.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- You're out and about early this morning.- We're at mass.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh, right.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hope you put a good word in for me.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I did mention you in my private intentions.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32That's very kind. Here, I've got a present for you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- Please, Mum. - No, you've got to go to your gran's so I can pick up Patrick.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- It's from her da.- Well, he should've picked a better messenger boy.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Anyway, I think Uncle Lenny is going to be a bit busy the now.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43We'll catch up soon, eh?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Compliments of the season.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48What did I tell you? Social call. I'll be no time at all.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Ho, ho, ho!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I think you forgot the beard.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Beards bring Santa out in a rash something chronic, sweetheart.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01The real Santa's back in the North Pole by now.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Aye, but he's not afraid to delegate.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Thanks!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Don't eat them all at once.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So...what's the day got in store?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'm away to pick up Patrick from the hospital.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Right, right...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16How's the boy doing?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Better.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Joy to the world, eh? Home for Christmas dinner.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Aye, well...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I don't know what there is in to eat. Come on, Madonna.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Are you just here to drop off a card, are you?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- You know, I don't think you're on my list.- What else, then?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36We've got nothing left to say to each other.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41You're back out there, making deals, making connections.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42You're being brazen about it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, a man doesn't like to hide his light under a bushel.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49It's like you think you're untouchable cos you've got this dirt on me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah, you did turn out to be a pleasant surprise.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hm... Well, not any more.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56You know and I know,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59you cause me any real bother, I can end your career.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Not if I end it first.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You're quitting?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05More of a...strategic withdrawal.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I'm going to go and visit some friends down south, in the Met.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Friends? You?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16But I will be leaving my successor a wee gift.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20A file, a dossier of everything I know about you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Inadmissible. All of it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Aye.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25But they'll know.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27And somebody with a clean slate,
0:03:27 > 0:03:28you know, no baggage,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31they'll turn that knowledge into evidence, into proof.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You're going nowhere, mate.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36You're hooked on me like a junkie on smack.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Well, it's Christmas. No better time to go cold turkey.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You know what?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Forget it. I've got more important things on my mind.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49No doubt. Happy families, is it?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Definitely.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55What does that mean?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I thought you'd just made it clear that me and my family...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00are no longer any of your business.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Listen, if you're still punishing Amber...
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Come on.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You know what it's like this time of year.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Everybody gets what they deserve.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Aye.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15They do.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34MUSIC IN DISTANCE: Away In A Manger
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Anything I can do to help? - Och, no, I don't think so...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I've gone really lazy this year. We just need to bang it all in the oven.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Cheers.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Any luck getting through to your dad?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14No. He's in transit, I guess.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- DOORBELL RINGS - Let me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You're not still worried about Greig, are you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25No more than I am the other 364 days of the year.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Hello, hello.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Hello!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Season's greetings.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Hi.- Am I a bit early?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38What? No!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- I mean, no.- Great. Cool.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Find yourself a vase.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Through here?- Yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Thank you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I think I might pop out for a bit.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Oh, well, Mum's got company, hasn't she?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah. Yeah, I guess she has.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Why do I get the feeling you weren't expecting me?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well, I wasn't.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You sent me that little Christmas card.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I didn't send you anything.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12No, this is weird.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I think this might be somebody's idea of a joke.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20- Let me help.- I can do it!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22You clearly can't.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24There.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Done.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I knew it would suit you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Sorry I didn't get you anything. - Hey, you're here with me.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's all I've ever wanted.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Let's not answer it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37What?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's the Ghost of Christmas Past.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Ah, glad to see all that money I spent on your education
0:06:48 > 0:06:50wasn't completely wasted.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What do you want, Dad?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Company.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Me and Alex rattling about in that big flat, it's not very festive.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Well, we're happy here, thanks. - I wasn't inviting you.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I'm happy here, too.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06There's a bit more to it than that.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Your pal, Officer Dribble, paid me a visit.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Go on.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14He seems to think that somebody might use you to get to me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Somebody?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Seems I'm not as popular as I think.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21SHE SCOFFS
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Well, I'm not coming.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Maybe we should have a think about this.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28You've got a choice.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I either put two guys on the couch with you
0:07:30 > 0:07:32or you can spend a day at the flat.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Och, can't your goons just wait outside?- No.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I want eyes on you...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39and protection nearby.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh...!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Guns, too. This day just gets better and better(!)
0:07:48 > 0:07:50We were having a fun day.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You should be nicer to me.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55If you want to know a little bit more about you know who.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'll keep that in mind.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Drew, get me the tool box! It's in the bog!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Going to leave me standing here? - Oh, right.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12What do you want the tool box for, anyway?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I need to change the plug on the hairdryer.- Your hair's lovely.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- I know. It's for the turkey. - OK...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Bloody thing's nowhere near defrosted.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I need to give it a blast.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I don't want to get all nanny state on you, doll, but...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's Ellie's fault. She's meant to be here helping out.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- She's running late? - She's not coming at all.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29She's away to see our mother.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Oh, God...- Aye.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33"I'll be back in the New Year."
0:08:33 > 0:08:36As if she'll be able to escape the old woman's clutches that quick.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Drew, my boy!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Merry Christmas. - And to you, son. And to you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Right, let's get this bird heated up.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Don't!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Don't. Seriously.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Have you got any better ideas?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Let me think, woman.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Do you want me to take your bag in?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Aye. I just need a minute.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Of course, aye.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Well, fresh air'll be good for you, after being cooped up all that time.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Aye.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08But I think I'm better off
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- staying on the ward for a couple of days.- No!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I just don't want to ruin Christmas.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Patrick, having you back is going to make Christmas. I'm telling you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I could call the nurse, see if there's any beds available.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Do you really think you need it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I feel good. It's just...
0:09:23 > 0:09:24..seeing folk.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Folk seeing me. You know, with them all knowing now.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Patrick, listen to me.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34The only folk who count care about you and support you.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I just don't feel good being out and about.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Aye, well, pig out in front of the telly with a box of chocolates
0:09:39 > 0:09:41like the rest of the world.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You can fight Molly for the purple ones.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- We're where you belong. - Still?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Always.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Come on...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Wa-hey! Patrick, how are we?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58You're look fighting fit, let me tell you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Cheers, Pete.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm doing not bad.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Away up the house now, eh?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I need to work miracles to get the dinner ready.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do you need a hand with anything?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's not Santa Claus that turns water into wine, is it?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Soy sauce, lemon juice...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oregano...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Ah! Oregano.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh... You're busy.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Did you want something?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I was going to make a cup of tea, but it can wait.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'll just be a minute. I'm just making sure I've got everything.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46You see, what you do is you put the turkey in a bag
0:10:46 > 0:10:50then you drop in the herbs and spices and let it marinate through,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54ideally overnight, but I didn't have the energy after closing up.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55A bag?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57You even cook it in the bag.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Call me old-fashioned but I hanker after simpler times,
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- stuffing and so on.- You get that, too, but it's cooked separately.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05But if it hasn't ever been stuffed up anything,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07surely it's not stuffing?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- This sounds like a fascinating debate.- Totally.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I found this...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- down the side of the sofa. - Oh...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18It must've slipped down.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yes, that's the only possible explanation.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26"Wishing you lots of festive fun, Dad & Lawrence."
0:11:28 > 0:11:29"Feliz navidad"?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- They're in Mexico. - How nice.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35And using the ampersand, like a real couple.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39The herbs can wait, I'll erm...put the kettle on.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, I think I might risk a drink instead.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44'Tis the season, after all.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51HE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Can I get you a drink?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I know it's early, but different rules at Christmas.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Just tell me what you want.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Post? That could've waited.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11But this couldn't.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Look, I don't want any gifts, OK? I don't want anything from you.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17No, I understand that, but...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20it's a hangover from a different time and place.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24You'll see what I mean.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49How is this not a gift?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I ordered it weeks ago, before...everything.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I completely forgot about it until the delivery guy turned up yesterday.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59There's no returns.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01It's... It's bespoke.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Be a shame to let something so beautiful go to waste.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Erm...I'll just leave you in peace.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I'd rather come with you. - That's not an option.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Please, take the bag.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Oh, hi.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Don't rush off on our account.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah. The more the merrier.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Not always.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Why are you here?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Dad gave us an invitation we couldn't refuse.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40How very him.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Hello.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ah! Come in, come in, come in, come in.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58What's wrong?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Nothing.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01I made a card for my dad.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Oh, I'll see he gets this.- When?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Maybe tomorrow. One day this week, definitely.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08OK, thanks.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oh, here, here, wait.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Your dad got you something, too, didn't he?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, yeah.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Here we go...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What's wrong?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Nothing. Erm...have you got a gun?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Och, no, no, no, no. That's just an old toy I keep.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Even if it was real,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30you wouldn't ever have to worry about it, darling.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- You got me?- Got it.- Good.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Only, don't tell anybody. Because some people, they overreact.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You shouldn't be here!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Honestly, I turn my back for a second...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- She's no trouble. - I know she isn't.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47This is from my dad.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Well, you've got it now, I suppose. Come on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Drop in any time.- Huh!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54PHONE RINGS
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Hello?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Yeah, that's fine. Just remember...no rough stuff.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Not until you've talked to me.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Bye, son. Love you. Merry...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15How are you doing, brother mine?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- All systems go? - Aye, you know me. Clockwork.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Good man.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- I know you thought that turkey was a bit on the large side...- A bit?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26When I was stuffing it, I felt like Rod Hull.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Aye, sorry.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Look, don't worry, I used the Oyster kitchen.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I just want today to be really chilled out, you know?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37It's been a really full-on few months and I just want to kick back.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41I know exactly where you're coming from. 100%.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I think we've been living together too long.- How?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Because I can tell when you've got something on your mind
0:15:47 > 0:15:48and you're scared to spill it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- I wouldn't say scared, exactly. - Pete...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You said it yourself, the bird's too big for two.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Have you invited people round?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Not exactly.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00HE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:16:00 > 0:16:02THEY LAUGH
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Sounds like they're having a blast. - Hm?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, yeah.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Guys, you've got to settle an argument here.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh, no, there's no argument. There's only one right way to do this.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- Now, do you...?- Or...?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14No interruptions, please.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Now, do you or do you not put a little cross in the bottom, like so?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Not.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Conspiracy.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I'm just trying to get over the fact that you brought your own pinnie.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26He didn't. That's my dad's.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I gave it to him two years ago.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- You don't mind me wearing it, do you?- How could I?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35You're practically part of the family.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll go.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Someone's being very helpful today.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, isn't she just?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Well, what are you waiting for, Nigella? Back in the kitchen.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Can't I be a Hairy Biker?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Ta-da!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Eh, up.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I thought...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I thought you were in transit.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Well, I was. To here.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Merry Christmas, missus.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Daddy!- Oh, hello, superstar!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh... How are you?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I just can't believe you're here.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You'd better get used to it. Because that's me back for good.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Come on, Frankie, group hug.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20OK, but no photographic evidence.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Welcome home, mate. - All right, bud?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yeah, welcome home...
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Oh...!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, all home together.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Lovely!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Are you OK now, Patrick? - I am, pal.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Cool.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Were you a good wee girl for your gran?- Oh, as good as gold.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Who's that present from?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Cool!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, aye, nice watch.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I got it from my dad.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56She just nipped into the cab office.
0:17:56 > 0:17:5830 seconds.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Oh, and happy birthday, by the way. - Thanks.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yeah, I'll get you a wee present when the shop opens, I promise.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, don't worry about it, relax.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Nobody ever relaxes when they get told to relax, Ma.- I know. Sorry.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Everybody in for a selfie.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Patrick, come on.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Get closer, Mum. I'm cutting your head off.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23After three, everybody shout jingle bells. One, two, three...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- ALL:- Jingle bells!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28BACKGROUND MUSIC: Walking In The Air
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Cheeky bucks fizz. Let's get the ball rolling.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Cheers. - What about you, Grinch-boy?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I think I'll pass.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Well, we're stuck here. Might as well enjoy ourselves.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Stuck?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Why? What does she mean?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47SHE TURNS TV OFF
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Haven't you even told him?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- He's not involved. - Told me what?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Dad's up to his old tricks again.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56I never said that.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Some dodgy types might be looking to cause trouble,
0:18:59 > 0:19:02so it was come here or spend the day surrounded by armed thugs.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, come on, now. Thugs is a bit harsh.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Guns, threats...
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- I thought we were done with all that gangster crap.- I have. More or less.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Lenny, we're running a care home business.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14And a grand job you're doing of it.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17If you do anything to jeopardise it, I swear to God...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Come on, it's Christmas.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20No need for threats.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Here, that going spare?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I'll just... I'll leave this here,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28in case I forget to take it to Jimmy, you know?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Poor guy, banged up at Christmas time,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33away from his wean...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I can't think of anything worse.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Anyway...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Absent friends.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Absent friends.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Och, I'll rustle up something, eh?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I'm sorry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56It's down to me that you've not got everything you need for Christmas.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Don't be daft. I've got all the folk I need. That's the main thing.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Well, can I do something to help?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You can peel some spuds, if you want. If only I had some.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Hot, hot, hot!- I told you to wear oven gloves, you halfwit.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- What's all this? - Grub. Scran. Nosh. Vittals.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.- No.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Sorry?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- We're not wanting charity. - Speak for yourself, doll.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Keep out of this, you! Just cos Alasdair and Liz
0:20:22 > 0:20:25are away doing a soup kitchen doesn't mean we want one in here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27It's not for myself.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30I eat like a bird.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33But Madonna loves a wishbone
0:20:33 > 0:20:35and you don't get one in a packet of fish fingers.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's the thinking.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40No-one's saying you're desperate. You've just had a tough week.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44It's a wonderful, kind-hearted, Christian gesture.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Er, Molly...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50What do you say, doll?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I say...thanks. Thanks very much.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55You're very welcome.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Why don't you stay and join us? I mean, we'd love to have you.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Well, we've...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- There's other stuff.- We'll pop back later, have a drink.- Aye.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05If you've a couple of spare mince pies,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07don't be shy about dropping them in.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'll see what I can do.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Listen, guys, erm...
0:21:12 > 0:21:14..it's much appreciated. Thank you.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18One more snowball, madam.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Well, it is Christmas.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23One of the joys of living in a pub, we've got everything.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Doesn't mean you have to drink everything.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Are you suggesting I'm taking advantage?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Lighten up, woman. - Well, I'm happy to start a tab.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I tell you what, we'll put your pension book behind the bar,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36just in case we get desperate.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38How's it looking, chef?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Turkey is in the oven.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- And the piggies? - In their blankets and in the oven.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Genius. Is there anything else I need to do?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Please, say no! Please, say no!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Whack the spuds in at quarter to.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- I'm going to go and see if I can get through to Jenny.- You missing her?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm trying to just be...proud.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Well, you should be.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00She seems like a remarkable girl.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- All things considered. - What things?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Broken home. Absent father.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Absent gay father.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Can't have been easy. - I'm sure it wasn't.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13What has being gay got to do with anything?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, nothing.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Clearly, all homosexuals should have children
0:22:19 > 0:22:22and then shoogle off and do what they like.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24That's not what happened and you don't even know the story.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Well, perhaps you can enlighten me over lunch.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I think we'll just stick to telling the jokes in the crackers, yeah?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Quarter to, don't forget.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Behave yourself or that will be your last.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Get off me, you crazy man!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Come on, it's been ages since we've had a boogie.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Sorry, did you just say the word "boogie"?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Don't you pretend you that don't love my big romantic gestures.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You've been in on this from the start.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- In on what?- Me coming home.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm so good at keeping secrets.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Listen, guys, I'm going to make a move.- What?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09No way.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I only came to help out, but it seems like you've
0:23:11 > 0:23:12got everything covered.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Totally, but that doesn't mean you have to go home and eat beans on toast on your own. Tell him.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Yeah, tell him, Mum.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, you really should stay.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Well, if you're sure.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Positive.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31We'll need somebody stuck in the kitchen cooking whilst I'm doing my dancing.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Sorry, did I just lose my appetite or was that the will to live?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37OK, let's leave these "grown-ups" in peace.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Katie, go and get your new scooter, we're going out.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Great! Cool!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Frankie? - Oh, do I have to come?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, me and your mammy's going to have another dance
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and then Andy and I are going to sit down and have a reminisce, so...
0:24:07 > 0:24:10He can be really insensitive sometimes, eh?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What? Sorry?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Well, I saw the look on your face when Lenny was talking about being in prison
0:24:16 > 0:24:18and Christmas and kids...
0:24:18 > 0:24:19There was no look.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Oh, come on.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Genuinely. I made my choice a long time ago.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27There's no point getting sentimental about it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Not even at Christmas?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You're a tough cookie, Amber Murdoch.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Good. If I wasn't I'd crumble, wouldn't I?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- I wonder if she ever talks about...? - Can you just drop it?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Sorry.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Do you know how I handle the situation?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I don't think about it. I don't talk about it, ever.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53If you want to stay in my life, you need to do the same.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Ah...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You two girls have been busy, eh?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01We're just making the place look presentable, aren't we?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Something like that.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Yeah, well I know it's difficult circumstances, but...
0:25:07 > 0:25:08..I'm glad we're together.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Oh, aye. God bless us, every one(!)
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oooh!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Do you think they've got all the excitement out of their systems yet?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21We've only been gone five minutes.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- I'd forgotten what my dad was like. - I haven't.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Nice for Mum, though.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29You know, her two favourite men running around after her.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Mm-hm.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Hey, you're not working today, are you?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- I wish I was. I could do with the rest.- I know what you mean.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Lorna's got a full house - Greig's home.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Oh, right. How is he?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Same as ever. Have you heard from Harry?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oh, he's having an absolute blast.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49The view's amazing, even though it's night-time over there,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51plus he says he's not seeing that girl, but I'm pretty sure he is...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I haven't.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I couldn't get through. No answer.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57- Oh.- Yeah.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Well, you can't always rely on the signal.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- Well, it worked for you. - You could try texting.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04I have. I did.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06He's...ignoring me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I think he's punishing me.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- I'm sure it's not deliberate. - Feels like it is.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Last Christmas feels like a lifetime ago, eh?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18No. It feels like yesterday.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Come on, come on, get a move on. - I'm having a conversation.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Sorry, sorry, but I think my fingers are going to burn off.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I'll let you two get on with it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Cheers, Doc, and season's greetings.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Merry Christmas, Pete.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34If you want to escape later, why don't you pop round later?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Aye, definitely. - That's very kind.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Katie, come on.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44DOOR CLOSES
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Hey...!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Right, coats off and hands washed, dinner's nearly ready.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52T minus five minutes. I repeat, T minus five minutes.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- This is really nice. - Yeah.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I didn't know you were going to go back to your maiden name.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Well, I'm sure I will some day. - Yeah.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05And I'm sure this'll end up in a charity shop window by Hogmanay.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08T minus four minutes. I repeat...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11We get it. We get it, guys.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Have you spoken to AJ?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Oh, sorry. I just need to read this letter.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Now?- Yes.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's Christmas Day!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I know what day it is, Lorna!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30See these two, Drew? Pair of angels.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31It is brilliant, Da.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Aye, you don't want salmonella for Christmas, do you?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Come here, you.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Thanks, doll, but AJ did all the hard work.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Can't leave you out, then, can we? - It was an absolute...
0:27:40 > 0:27:41pleasure.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Well, are you sticking around? - Well?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46No. We'll leave you to it. I fancy a quiet one.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Aye, I'm the same.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51RUBY! DINNER!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- I can't thank you enough. Come here. - You have...
0:27:53 > 0:27:55already.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Ah...
0:28:12 > 0:28:15- Come on. - Oh, no, I'd really rather not.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Go on, then. I'll do it.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26ENTRYPHONE BUZZES
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Shall I pop some Christmas music on? - Yeah, why not.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37You know what I love at this time of the year?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Johnny Mathis, When A Child Is Born.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44Ah...
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- Well, doesn't this look lovely? - Pull out a chair.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. - I can make that happen.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51You're not funny.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54We'll see if the joke in the cracker's any better?
0:28:54 > 0:28:56See, the joke is thinking we could trust you.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57With anything.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Oh, penny dropped, has it? - Patronising, too. Brilliant!
0:29:02 > 0:29:03Oh, that's great, coming from you.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06What did you think, you could pat me on the head,
0:29:06 > 0:29:08treat me like one of your sad old souls?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10- You're certainly not that. - You're damn right I'm not.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11I got the same letter.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13It's an offer to buy, we don't have to accept.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15No, because he already has.
0:29:15 > 0:29:16What do you mean?
0:29:16 > 0:29:18This came direct, not via our lawyer.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- So? That could be a tactic. - It's a conflict of interest.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- Our lawyer's working for Lenny. - Is that right?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Yeah, of course it is. Wake up, for God's sake!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Guys, guys...
0:29:28 > 0:29:31No business today, eh? Family time.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Don't try and be sentimental.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35You know, that is a human emotion.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Maybe you want to shut your mouth before I forget my manners.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Don't talk to her like that! - Oh, sorry.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43But she's spoiling the mood.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46You know, this is supposed to be a beautiful family moment.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48You know it's not every day
0:29:48 > 0:29:51that a guy gets to get in contact with his granddaughter.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Is it...Amber?
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Please, no.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- What are you talking about?- Your sister here, she had a wean in jail.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Tried to keep her away from me.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08Gave her to a some weasel of a guy to raise.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Fraser's her father! - Yeah, I'm her grandfather.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Then, she'll never know that! She'll never know you!
0:30:17 > 0:30:21An hour from now, I'll be talking to her on the phone.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24In a couple of days, we'll set up a meeting.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27She's going to be sitting on her granda's knee before the year's out.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28No.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Charlotte...
0:30:31 > 0:30:33It's a beautiful name, eh?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38You got that right.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51You're a classy wee bugger. I'll give you that, AJ.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Oh, what have we here?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Voila!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I love a wee sprout.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Aye, well, you'll need to, there's nothing else.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- I thought you put stuff aside. - I thought YOU put stuff aside.
0:31:03 > 0:31:04Turkey legs?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07"Oh, wee Madonna's got her heart set on a wishbone."
0:31:07 > 0:31:08A beautiful, succulent breast?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Caitlin.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- Is this all we've got? - There's mince pies in the oven.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Ah, well.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18Of course, most of them are set aside, cos there's people wanting afters.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23What have you done?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Have you sent someone?
0:31:25 > 0:31:28You don't need to concern yourself with the details.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32So you're going to have a stranger knock on her door on Christmas Day
0:31:32 > 0:31:33and turn her life upside down?
0:31:33 > 0:31:35You think I should have went myself?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37I'm a stranger to her, too, thanks to you.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- I was in jail!- Yeah, you got out the best part of a year ago!
0:31:40 > 0:31:44Yeah, and I was right to keep her away from here, from you.
0:31:44 > 0:31:45She's my blood.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Well, so are you and me.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48So's he.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51And how do you treat us?
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Mind games and power struggles.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- The girl's better off wherever she is.- You can stay out of it.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58I'm already in it.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01I've been in it since I saved your miserable, worthless life.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02Oh, yeah, that happened.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05And then I spared yours a wee while back, so I think we're even.
0:32:05 > 0:32:06I wish I'd stepped over you in the street.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Well, wishing ain't going to make it so.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11I'm in a good mood, but don't push your luck.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- No more threats, eh?- Why not?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16You know, I bet wee Charlotte's worth ten of yous.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- All of yous. - Don't! Don't you dare say her name!
0:32:19 > 0:32:21I will say whatever I like.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23I'm the head of this family and I will be till the day I die.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27She's going to know who she is and where she's from.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31You were wrong, by the way.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future.
0:32:36 > 0:32:37- So sorry.- Don't touch me!
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Amber, you're upset.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41It was you.
0:32:41 > 0:32:42You told him!
0:32:42 > 0:32:45- Well, you know what they say - the truth will out.- I did.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50I deserved that. I know I did. Do it again.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53- I can't even look at you. - You are going to pay for this.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56You know, a lot better people than you have said that to me, doll.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Don't want to cut yourself, do you?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02No, Amber!
0:33:03 > 0:33:04Amber!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- You're despicable.- And you, you've outstayed your welcome.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Oh, you're going to make me leave?
0:33:11 > 0:33:13You could just disappear.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23You know, you're forgetting that I've seen your medical records.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27I know how old and sick and weak you are.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Well, I reckon I'm still young.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Well and strong enough to put you in the ground.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36You shouldn't forget that.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Not for a second.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52I wanted to grab that knife and plant it in his gut!
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Only if I get to twist it.
0:33:54 > 0:33:55- You sure you'd be up to that?- What?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Well, you went very quiet in there.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- You know, when he was threatening to kill me.- I'd never let that happen.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- You know I wouldn't. - No, I don't know anything.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04He took that business from right under your nose.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- That's not the same. - Of course it is!
0:34:06 > 0:34:09He does what he wants and then he takes what he wants.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11I'm sure he'd find a way to make you bury me.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12No, don't. Don't say that.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14He's poisoning everything.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Look what he's doing to Amber.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19None of us will ever be free.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21You're right. You're right, he's a monster.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24And monsters need a stake through the heart.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Or a silver bullet.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33No.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37I'm not asking.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38Good.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41I know better.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Hi, guys. Just out for a stroll?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Fresh air does you the power of good.- Definitely.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Look at this, the gang's all here.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58We just thought we'd give you a wee hand.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Have you been feeding them, and all? - We're a wee cottage industry.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03- Do you like my watch? - Yeah, it's nice.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Hold on, is this the reason we never saw sight of a chipolata?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Well, there's hunners of you. I bet you got all the stuffing.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- It's none of your business what we ate.- Can we not argue, please?
0:35:11 > 0:35:13- Aye, come on. - She started it.- Ma!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Well, I didn't know that you were handing round the begging bowl.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- I've never begged for nothing in my life.- Enough!
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Isn't Jenny away helping people far worse off?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24So can we maybe take a minute here, count our blessings?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30These are still warm.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- Will we have them alfresco? - Any cream?
0:35:33 > 0:35:36They can be a bit dry, those mince pies.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38I've got the keys to the shop, I could go and grab some.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42- And a cheeky wee nip of whisky while I'm at it.- Oh, come on, son!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Aye, a wee whisky, eh?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49HE HUMS MERRILY
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Oh, did it all go?
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Oh, enough left for a sandwich later on.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56I don't think I could eat again for days.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Oh, Gary, that was a real feast,
0:35:59 > 0:36:03whatever new-fangled, highfaluting method you used to cook it.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I'm glad you enjoyed it.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09- Look, I don't know what you and your husband went through...- No.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11..but every story's different.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13I didn't set out to hurt Caitlin.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16And...I can't really say I've got any regrets because,
0:36:16 > 0:36:18well, we have Jenny.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20- Yes.- And you have Robbie.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Yes.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- I mean, there are things you'd change...- Gary.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Yeah?
0:36:26 > 0:36:27You're a good boy.
0:36:28 > 0:36:33But I'm going to go on hating Robbie's father for a long time yet.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38OK. We're opening up soon.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42So...why don't you come downstairs for another snowball?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Wait! Listen, I'm sorry. - Stay away from me!
0:36:49 > 0:36:52I couldn't help it. You know what he's like.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55And I know what you're like. He didn't threaten you.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57He didn't beat it out of you.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59You used my...
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- You used her as a bargaining chip. - I can help.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03By going and never coming back!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05You don't mean that, Red.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06Don't I?
0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Please, let me make this up to you. - How?
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Anything.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14Anything you want. I can go up there and I can end him right now.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15You're insane!
0:37:15 > 0:37:18I'll put the gun to his head and I will pull the trigger.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21- Let go of me! - Do as she says.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24This is nothing to do with you.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27It is when I can have you back behind bars
0:37:27 > 0:37:30before the Strictly Christmas special starts. Go on.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Move.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35I'm not done here.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I promise.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45What's going on?
0:37:46 > 0:37:47SHE SOBS
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Oh, hey. Hey...
0:37:49 > 0:37:51It's OK. It's OK.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Still no answer from Annie.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Oh, she'll be OK.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Maybe she worked it out with Alex.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Seems like a good day for reunions, huh?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Is this hell for you?
0:38:06 > 0:38:08It's a reality check.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Look...you and Greig belong together.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Anyone can see that.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14Mm, yeah.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19Aye, my two favourite people in the world, huh?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Making great food,
0:38:21 > 0:38:22the kids are happy.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26I mean, is it just me or is this not just like the best Christmas ever?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28It's not just you.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Oh, you soppy git!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35What can I say, mate? I love you like a brother.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45HE HUMS
0:38:45 > 0:38:47BANGING ON DOOR
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Wow, some people can't wait to escape their families, eh?
0:38:52 > 0:38:53Merry Christmas!
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Why don't you guys grab a seat and I'll bring the drinks over?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Great. Can we get a large red wine and a large single malt, please?
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Sure.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09You know how my mother can be a bit of a nightmare sometimes?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11A bit, yes.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12We got off easy.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Why are you here?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20You looked like you needed a friend.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24No, I mean, why were you outside my house?
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Oh, I've been doing a wee circuit of Shieldinch most of the day.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28On your own?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I'm not officially on duty.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36Oh, God. You were looking out for me.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Even after everything.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45I talked to your dad this morning. There was something...
0:39:45 > 0:39:48strange in the way he talked about you.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- You didn't tell him I was in danger? - No. Not at all.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57More lies...
0:39:57 > 0:39:59just to keep me close while he...
0:39:59 > 0:40:01While he what?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04You're a good man, Craig.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07I'm trying to be.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Red wine. Single malt. - Thank you.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17You know, I think we might need to start a wee tab.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Yeah, I was beginning to think that.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23So...
0:40:23 > 0:40:25you want to tell me what's going on?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Oh, why the hell not?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31The cat's well and truly out of the bag now.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Check me out.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Helping.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Don't exhaust yourself.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45All right.
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Lovely day, wasn't it?
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Yeah, totally.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51Brilliant surprise, that, your dad showing up.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53How did you manage not to say anything?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55I didn't want to spoil anything.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57And asking Andy to come, too.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Well, they're best mates. Brothers in arms and all that, yeah?
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Yeah.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05I just didn't think the reunion would be complete otherwise.
0:41:05 > 0:41:09So you writing Andy a card, in my handwriting,
0:41:09 > 0:41:12that was all to make sure that we had a lovely Christmas?
0:41:12 > 0:41:15And it all worked out beautifully in the end, didn't it?
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Oh, yeah.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Beautifully.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30I could help you try and find her, if that's what you want.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33I don't know what I want.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34OK.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40- You must think I'm despicable. - No.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45I gave my daughter away.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49She was 36 hours old.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52You were young and alone and scared.
0:41:56 > 0:41:57I just...
0:41:57 > 0:41:59I wanted to keep her away from him.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- No-one could blame you for that. - No?
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Lenny's in my head all the time.
0:42:08 > 0:42:09Under my skin.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13I'm not even related to him.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18I'll see what I can dig up.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Even if it's just to get a message to...
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Fraser.- ..Fraser.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24A warning.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25OK, thanks.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29I need to head back to the office.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Are you going to stay here? - I've got nowhere else to go.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Your father does not get to destroy another life.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43I won't let that happen.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53You've got keys to the pop-up, wee man, yeah?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Oh, aye, he's left me in charge.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Any chance I can get in to rehearse my Hogmanay set?
0:42:57 > 0:43:00- How long are you playing for? - Ten minutes.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- I think we agreed 15, wee man. - Not exactly epic, is it?
0:43:03 > 0:43:05How long did The Beatles have on Ed Sullivan?
0:43:05 > 0:43:07How long did Freddie Mercury have at Live Aid?
0:43:07 > 0:43:10It's not how long it lasts, it's how good you make it.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12BOTH: Where've I heard that before?
0:43:12 > 0:43:14- HE CHOKES - What's up with you?
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Nothing. Just...an image popped into my head there. Oft.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- Here, get that down you, build your strength up.- Thanks.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Turned out to be a nice Christmas, eh, ladies?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32- Not bad at all.- Definitely.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Hark, the herald angels sing!
0:43:40 > 0:43:41Can we go home now?
0:43:41 > 0:43:43I thought you were having a gossip with wee Madonna?
0:43:43 > 0:43:44She tells lies.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46What did you say?
0:43:46 > 0:43:48She said she'd seen a gun today.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Come on.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Today turned out not bad in the end, eh?- Can't complain.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Can't you? Makes a change.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09Look, I can see Gary worked very hard.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12Aye, and I made sure that the conversation and the bevvie kept flowing.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14- We're a good team.- You might be.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19Mm... Things are looking up all of a sudden.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- Malt, when you've got a second. - Two secs.
0:44:21 > 0:44:26So...how is your Christmas so far, Mr M?
0:44:26 > 0:44:27One of the better ones.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Definitely. - Well, that is nice.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33Of course, the night is still young.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36There could be more fun to be had.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Can I talk to you?
0:44:38 > 0:44:39Or perhaps not.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- I'll leave you in peace. - Suit yourself, doll.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Do you...?
0:44:45 > 0:44:46Do you know where she lives?
0:44:48 > 0:44:50What, you mean you don't?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52That's priceless, so it is.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Please...
0:44:55 > 0:44:57It's not nice being left in the dark, is it?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Haven't you got one sliver of humanity left in you?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Me? I'm a doting granda.
0:45:04 > 0:45:05Oh...
0:45:05 > 0:45:06No jacket?
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- You'll catch your death. - Tell her everything.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Why don't you just toddle off back to the jail where you belong, eh?
0:45:11 > 0:45:15- Oh, you mean where I looked after your daughter better than you ever have?- That's right.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17And all you asked for in return was to drool all over her.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21- You make it sound disgusting. - To me, it is.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24And don't get me wrong here, I'm no homophobe.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Live and let live, that's what I say.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29It's just the thought of...you with her.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31I mean, you.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34She was scared in there. She couldn't get away from you.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38- It wasn't like that.- Yeah?
0:45:38 > 0:45:40So why did the two of you not just toddle off into the sunset,
0:45:40 > 0:45:43- first chance you got?- Because you have turned her against me.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44No, darling.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46You turn her stomach.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49You have done since the first time you pitched up.
0:45:49 > 0:45:50Argh!
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Right, enough!
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Get off him!
0:45:58 > 0:46:00You better do what the man says if you know what's good for you.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Get off me!
0:46:13 > 0:46:16See what happens when you push people too far?
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Everyone's got a breaking point, Lenny.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Looks nasty, that.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22You should try and find a doctor to check it out for you.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Yeah? You could recommend a respectable one for me?
0:46:42 > 0:46:43DOOR OPENS
0:46:46 > 0:46:48DOOR CLOSES
0:46:51 > 0:46:53You're a scumbag, Lenny Murdoch!
0:46:53 > 0:46:56Well, that wee visit to mass filled you with the Christmas spirit(!)
0:46:56 > 0:46:59- What do you think you were doing having a gun around my daughter? - She was never in any danger.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Aye, she was! You must've thought you needed the bloody thing.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- You've said your piece, you can go now.- I'm not finished yet.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07I don't want you anywhere near her from now on.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09- Yeah? I made Jimmy a promise. - You've broke promises before.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11A man's got every right to keep in touch with his family.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15You sound like one of those guys that dresses up as Batman and climbs on top of a statue.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Jimmy doesn't want Madonna doing the jail visits, OK?
0:47:17 > 0:47:18That leaves me. I'm his connection.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Oh, you're a terrible influence on anybody, never mind a wee wean.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Aye, and what are you, Mother Teresa?
0:47:23 > 0:47:25I love my weans more than anything!
0:47:25 > 0:47:28You've already cost me Kelly-Marie and wee Cal and...
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Oh, that's right, aye.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Wee baby Brodie should be making an appearance about now, eh?
0:47:32 > 0:47:36God knows when I'm ever going to see that wean, thanks to you.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37I feel your pain.
0:47:41 > 0:47:42Oh...
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Ah...
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Mm...!
0:47:46 > 0:47:47That's better.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56- There we are.- Oh, thank you.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04I think we've earned our tipple today.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Oh, most certainly.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Merry Christmas!
0:48:16 > 0:48:20It was a very...unusual way to spend Christmas, I thought.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21It was.
0:48:23 > 0:48:24And...
0:48:24 > 0:48:26very rewarding.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34Well, I wonder if we've missed any excitement?
0:48:36 > 0:48:40- I can't stand it! Every time I turn a corner you're there.- What?
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Am I meant to apologise for muscling into your wee drug empire?
0:48:43 > 0:48:46Aye, you are. You always make it hard for me and Patrick and Madonna.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- Patrick?- Aye. You more or less put him in hospital.
0:48:49 > 0:48:50You!
0:48:50 > 0:48:53You dumped him when he was a wean, in beside some sicko.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56- Shut it!- Oh, aye. Jimmy told me the whole sorry tale.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58- Bring a tear to a glass eye. - I said, shut...- I heard you!
0:49:05 > 0:49:07I'm just expecting a call, that's all.
0:49:08 > 0:49:12If it was the other thing, you wouldn't have seen it coming.
0:49:16 > 0:49:17You can go now.
0:49:25 > 0:49:26Turn around Lenny.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Put that down before you hurt yourself.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34See how easy that was?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37That could've been wee Madonna, that.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Happens all the time in America, a wean finds a gun, picks it up and...
0:49:40 > 0:49:42Aye, right, you've made your point.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49- What's the matter? Am I making you nervous?- Me?
0:49:49 > 0:49:51- I'd say you're the one shaking like a leaf, doll.- You're...
0:49:51 > 0:49:52Oh!
0:49:52 > 0:49:55Wait, I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it, Lenny! It went off!
0:49:55 > 0:49:58You listen to me. And you listen to me good.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01That is your one and only chance at me. You hear me?
0:50:01 > 0:50:04If we ever find ourselves in a room with a gun again, me and you,
0:50:04 > 0:50:06you won't be walking out.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09- Do you get me?- Aye!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27There you go. Merry Christmas.
0:50:27 > 0:50:28You OK, Annie?
0:50:28 > 0:50:31Lorna was worried about you.
0:50:31 > 0:50:34- That's my sis for you. - Can I get you a drink, Annie?
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Erm, no. No thanks. I'm not staying much longer.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41- Evening, AJ. - Greig. I heard you were back.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Good news travels fast, eh?
0:50:43 > 0:50:46How we all doing, folks? Enjoying the festivities so far?
0:50:46 > 0:50:51Let me tell you, Hogmanay is going to make Christmas look like a dreich Tuesday in November.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Hogmanay is going to be a B to the L to the A to the S to the T.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57- What does that spell, Doc? - What?
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Blast. As in kaboom.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01OK.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Tough crowd.- Maybe we let people enjoy their drinks.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06In a second, in a second, captive audience, got to get bums on seats.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Right, folks, that's turkey time over for another year.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11We all know how much we love Christmas.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13But Hogmanay is where the action is.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16So get yourselves along to the Pop-Up
0:51:16 > 0:51:18and all your rock and roll dreams will come true.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22Erm, a less fussy landlord might not like you promoting a rival venue.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25- Just as well you're so laid back, then, eh?- Don't push it.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28We'll have a couple of pints to make sure there's no hard feelings.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30- And one for yourself, naturally. - Naturally.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34Everything OK?
0:51:34 > 0:51:35Yeah.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Nothing for you to worry about.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Wish I could believe that.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42You can. And you should be glad of that.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45AJ... AJ, have a word with Robbie.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48Get him to put some proper music on. I think I queered my pitch.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- Two seconds. - No, time's wasting.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53We've got to get this joint a-jumping.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55For God's sake, man, can you give it a rest?
0:51:55 > 0:51:58All day, you've been bouncing about like a toddler full of E numbers.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00I just wanted to make it special.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Look, you did, mate, you did. I'm... I'm just tired.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Listen, leave the tunes to me.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Can I walk you home?
0:52:15 > 0:52:17What, back to my sister's flat,
0:52:17 > 0:52:20where I'll be even more of a nuisance now her husband's back?
0:52:21 > 0:52:22I'm sorry.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24We never stood a chance, did we?
0:52:25 > 0:52:26What if we left?
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Now. Together. Seriously, what happened with Belinda...
0:52:29 > 0:52:31And how far would we get?
0:52:31 > 0:52:34There is no escaping Lenny.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36We know too much.
0:52:37 > 0:52:38You must see that.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40Yeah.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44But would you...if you could, with me?
0:52:44 > 0:52:46There's a big difference, Alex...
0:52:46 > 0:52:48between running away together...
0:52:49 > 0:52:50..and running away.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
0:53:05 > 0:53:07DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC ON TV
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Whit you daein'?
0:53:09 > 0:53:10Here, get Gran.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Next, on Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature...
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Sleepyus Grannyus.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21Madonna, going to quit that?
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Oh! Did I miss the end of Doctor Who?
0:53:24 > 0:53:26And the start and the middle.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28I was resting my eyes.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31Here, Gran, I'll walk you home.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33- I'll do it.- You sure, Ma?
0:53:33 > 0:53:35I said I would, didn't I?
0:53:35 > 0:53:38- Look, you're looking settled, anyway.- Aye, I was.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Call me back when you get this.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54And listen.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Once you've stopped outside the house, you don't go in, OK?
0:53:57 > 0:53:59You don't do anything until we've talked.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02GUNSHOT
0:54:11 > 0:54:13DOOR CLOSES
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Same again, please.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Don't you think you might've had enough, Amber?
0:54:27 > 0:54:29I'll just take one for the ditch.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31That's what your old man calls it.
0:55:10 > 0:55:16# In the bleak mid-winter
0:55:16 > 0:55:21# Frosty wind made moan
0:55:23 > 0:55:29# Earth stood hard as iron
0:55:29 > 0:55:35# Water like a stone
0:55:37 > 0:55:44# Snow had fallen, snow on snow
0:55:44 > 0:55:50# Snow on snow
0:55:50 > 0:55:57# In the bleak mid-winter
0:55:57 > 0:56:05# Long ago. #
0:56:07 > 0:56:10Haven't you heard? Lenny's been shot.
0:56:10 > 0:56:12- Is he dead? - Are we suspects?
0:56:12 > 0:56:15- Your father has a lot of enemies. - And you're one of them.
0:56:15 > 0:56:17- Keep your head down. - Stay away from the police, you mean.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19If DI Donald could hear us now.
0:56:19 > 0:56:21He'd probably pin a medal on you.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Or you.
0:56:22 > 0:56:23Sergeant, over here.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26We have DNA, we have prints, we have the gunshot residue.
0:56:26 > 0:56:31You should probably talk to the person who physically assaulted him an hour before he was shot.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33- You saw something?- I saw someone.