0:00:21 > 0:00:24A couple of months ago, I saw them kissing.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25I should have let you die when I had the chance.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Things have got a wee bit vanilla.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29What happened to your date with Robbie?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Looks like he made other plans. - Aw, there she is, the home-wrecker.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- I can explain.- You've been playing about with that tramp?!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What's going on with you, Pete? You're not yourself.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- I'm moving to America.- What?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Everyone cheats. - Drew wouldn't cheat.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Jimmy owed some guys money. They want £1,000 a week, every week.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44I know it's wrong.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47As soon as there's enough food in that fridge, I will stop.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:00:54 > 0:00:56ENGINE PURRS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13CAR LOCK BEEPS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Delivery for Mullen.- Oh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Pete, you scared the...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Just leave it there, and shut the door on your way out.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Are you moving premises, Captain?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43No. I'm jumping ship. I'm done with this.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46What? Why? We're on to a good thing here, Scarlett.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I've got debts to clear, and they'll be finished tomorrow,
0:01:49 > 0:01:50and so will I.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Don't be daft. This is easy cash!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Easy? My nerves are shattered here.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'm dancing at my own shadow.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01You can't just give up. We've only just started.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06There is no "we". This, us, it's over.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09What are you going to do with the rest of the plants, get rid of them?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'll deal with it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Scarlett, you need to rethink this.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Are you still here?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25SCARLETT SIGHS
0:02:29 > 0:02:31OPERATIC SINGING FROM TV
0:02:31 > 0:02:33'Round one...'
0:02:33 > 0:02:34'Is that all the...?'
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Are you coming to bed?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Aye, I'll come through once this is finished.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You're avoiding me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Eh? What makes you say that?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56At night, in bed.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58You've been like this for weeks...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- What's wrong with us? - Hey. Come on now...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03You know I love you, don't you?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Yeah, but...
0:03:04 > 0:03:05But nothing.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Look, that whole STI thing, it was a blip.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12The doctor said it herself, we're fine.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16We are fine, aren't we?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Yeah. Fine.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm just being daft.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Don't stay up too late, yeah?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36TV: '..in water, for an unprecedented feat.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39'He was the most powerful man in the world,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41'yet, ironically...'
0:03:42 > 0:03:44DOOR OPENS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Pete, I telt you...
0:03:47 > 0:03:49This isnae what it looks like.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Really? Because from here, it looks like you're dealing.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I did wonder what Pete saw in you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It makes sense now - quick and easy cash flow.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Caitlin, I was backed into a corner with this.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Jimmy had left me in all this debt.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I mean, the shop was going under. I didnae know what else to do.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You walking about here, looking at me like I'm scum,
0:04:13 > 0:04:15and all the time you're doing this!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Haw! Gonnae calm it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You're gonnae wake the whole street.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I found my Drew with a bag of this.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25He told me it was his, but he was trying to cover for his da.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I never realised he was covering for you, too.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Drew wouldn't have known -
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I made Pete promise not to say to anybody.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34How would you feel if your boys had got involved in all this?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Caitlin, I know we've never been pals,
0:04:36 > 0:04:38but my boys just cannae find out about this.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I mean, Patrick's got his trial coming up,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43and Bubba's still serving his Community Payback...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46You want to protect your family. I get it. I'm the very same.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Exactly.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I've got Jenny at uni, working two jobs just to get herself by,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52and I'm waiting on finding out if the wee man's going
0:04:52 > 0:04:54halfway across the world to kick a ball about a field,
0:04:54 > 0:04:57and Ruby Tuesday's all about the designer gear for school.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I know what it's like. Money's tight for us all.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05What are you doing?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09You said that money was tight,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12and I'm saying it doesnae need to be,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15but we'll just keep this between ourselves.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18You think I want your drug money?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I thought you were...- What? You thought I was blackmailing you?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23What do you take me for?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I don't need anything from the likes of you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I didnae say you did, but...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29But nothing. Keep your cash.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32The likes of you disgust me.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Caitlin, promise me you're no' gonnae to tell this to anybody.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Caitlin, please! Don't say to anybody.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56If you're too ill for school, you're too ill to be up and walking around.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Well, I was hoping to have a lie-in, but that seems impossible.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You're not leaving this house, Frankie.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02What? Are you going to stop me?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Shame you never managed with Dad.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Morning, all.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Ah...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Cheer up! It might never happen.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14It already has.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I'm going to go get ready.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Do you want some?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31What did you have in mind?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Coffee.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42You know, you could trade her in for the younger model.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44What do you think you're doing?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Do you want a picture drawn for you?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47This isn't happening.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Yet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Frankie, you're a kid.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50I'm 17.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And old enough to know better.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Young enough not to care.- Oh!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Enough of the games. - DOOR OPENS
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Is everything all right in here?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I was just asking Andy if he was my new dad.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08ENGINE RUMBLES
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I counted it myself - it's all there.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18That's us done. That's the last of Jimmy's debt.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- ENGINE PURRS - Aye, you're welcome.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27PHONE CHIMES
0:07:28 > 0:07:31DOOR OPENS
0:07:31 > 0:07:34DOOR SLAMS AND FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Where is everybody?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Bob's gone to work and Patrick's still sleeping.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Right.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Why are you no' wearing your school uniform?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47It's a dress-down day, for charity.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Right, well, put that phone down.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Away and get your bag and your jacket.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53H-h-hold up, Lady Jane.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- What's that on your feet?- Shoes.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Aye, but whose?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Mine.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00They're no' yours. Where did you get them from?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Uncle Lenny bought me them.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh, did he now? Ah, well, you can get them off your feet right now!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Why?- Madonna, we're no' having this argument this morning.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Away and change!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13SCARLETT SIGHS
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well, hurry up and open it!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Sorry. When you're ready.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40So, what does it say?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I got in.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Oh, I knew you would do it! - Oh, Drew, I'm so proud of you!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46My wee nephew going to play for...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48What even are the football teams in America?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50He'll be playing for Scotland, eventually.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, it's an academy, so it doesn't really...
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'm so proud of you.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh, we all are.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00So, when do you go?
0:09:00 > 0:09:01It says here next week.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Eh? That soon?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Well, eh, that's, erm...
0:09:07 > 0:09:08That's amazing.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Aye, that's amazing.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oh, I'm so proud of you.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Ruby, what have you got to say to your brother?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Can I have your room?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21SHE HUMS A JOLLY TUNE
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Ah! Thief! Thief!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Don't worry, love, I'll get it. - Did nobody see that?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Some wee toerag just grabbed my bag!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Are you all right, love?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Never felt better!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Let's get you a coffee. You look like you're in shock.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh, yes, I am.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Bye, Mum. - Bye, darling. Have a good day.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Madonna! For the fifth time this morning, will you hurry up!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Do you mind keeping the noise levels down?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Some of us don't care to hear every Mullen crisis screamed at the
0:10:02 > 0:10:04top of your lungs every morning.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Aye, and some of us would do well to just...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Would do well to keep their trap shut, wouldn't they?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Is everything all right?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aye. Couldnae be better.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Just chatting with my wee pal here.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You know what I'm like, Ellie.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17I could dae it all day.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Blab, blab, blab, blab.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Madonna! Gonnae you hurry up?!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I've been attacked, assaulted, in broad daylight!
0:10:29 > 0:10:35My handbag ripped out my hand by an artful dodger in a tracksuit!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Are you all right?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Nae thanks to you, son.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40It was lucky my wee pal, Louie, was here to help me,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43while you were sitting in here glugging on your latte.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Are you needing a wee coffee, Molly? My shout.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51Yes, and if you've any brandy, son, stick a wee half in it.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54My nerves are shot to next Sunday.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Eh, thanks for helping my gran, mate.- Pleasure.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Gran?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Don't believe him. I'm only 22.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Do you want a coffee?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05On the house.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I'd rather it in a cup.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Anyways, I haven't got time. Job interview.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Could anyone tell me the way to Montenegro Motors?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17MOLLY LAUGHS
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Madonna! You're gonnae ruin them.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24They're already ruined. I want to wear my new ones to school.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I've already told you, they're going back.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27But Uncle Lenny said...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29He's no' your uncle!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30- Is everything OK?- Oh, aye.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Just the usual early-morning skip down the yellow brick road(!)
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Madonna!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36School run. Never gets any easier...
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Aye. Didn't your first one go to boarding school?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40See, Katie's got her good shoes on.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh, well, that's good for Katie.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43See if this is her at ten,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm dreading what she's gonnae be like at 15.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, don't. I can't even imagine.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hey, Scarlett, while I've got you here,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I was going to come by later, but...
0:11:51 > 0:11:53you don't have any jobs going in the shop for Frankie?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Evenings or weekends? Or even just a couple of hours?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Eh, well, I couldnae really afford any more...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00She'll work for minimum wage, honestly,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02or pay her in chocolate or magazines,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05just anything to keep her focused.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'd really love to, but I just don't have enough...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Work going.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Don't worry. I get it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Aye. Sorry.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Madonna!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I'm just showing Katie them.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Don't you think you can show off in front of your wee pal!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Get them back in the bag.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Fine, I'll just go to school looking like a tramp, then!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Don't you dare talk to me like that!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- How about I take Madonna in to school today?- No. There's nae need.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28I'd rather go with her than you.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Eh, her's got a name. Sorry about that, Lorna.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It's no problem. I'm taking Katie anyway.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Come on, terrible twosome.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Aye, right, thanks.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Whoever invented Non-Uniform Day should be shot.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Aye. They should.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43I'll see you later, Scarlett.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Aye.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's lovely to have you with us, Madonna...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I need to ask, have you got a CV?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Clean as a whistle, mate. I got the full bhuna last month.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05No, your CV, as in the places you've been.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Ah, all over.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Arran. Berwick.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Ayia Napa -
0:13:11 > 0:13:15three seasons there in the summer entertainment team.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Sorry, what's that?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Well, it's just a fancy way of saying that
0:13:18 > 0:13:21you get drunk every night and let girls drink vodka jelly shots
0:13:21 > 0:13:23off your belly button.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26No, I meant the garages that you've worked in.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Oh, I see.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Well, you should've said.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Right, well, thanks for coming anyway. I'll let you know.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48The car.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51What?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52What's wrong with it?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Eh, I cannae say at the minute.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I've got to do a diagnostic check on it.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00I bet I can fix it, without doing any of that techie nonsense.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Trust me. I'll have it purring in no time.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Honestly, mate, I've got other folk I need to...
0:14:05 > 0:14:10When I'm done with it, it'll be like the cat that's got the dream.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Cream.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Yeah, well, that would make sense(!)
0:14:13 > 0:14:15So, are you ready?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Kinda.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Have you been taking your painkillers?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31HE SIGHS Since when do you care what I do or don't do?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33BUZZER
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Right.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Right, well, I'll leave you two to it.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57See if you can talk some sense into him.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Sense? That'd be a first.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Remember, no alcohol with those.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Yeah, that'll happen(!)
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Well, look who it is - the bold yin.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16"It was Miss Scarlett that done it, Officer, with the revolver
0:15:16 > 0:15:18"in the taxi office." DOOR CLOSES
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What's the matter, hen?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22You seem nervous.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I'm fine.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You can save the sympathetic face - you're no' that good an actor,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29and I know you're just gutted you didnae have the nerve to do it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Look, I was bealing that night, but I wouldnae have done that to you.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35That gun went off in my hand. It was an accident and you know that.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38What are you here for?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, your money...
0:15:41 > 0:15:42as promised.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44What money?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Cut the amnesia act.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49You might fool that lot, but you're no' fooling me.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I'm guessing you've got some leftover stock...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57That's your debt paid.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58The rest of it?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Pure profit.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02No, Lenny. I cannae do this, it's not me.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Come on, don't tell me you won't miss the thrill. Hmm?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06There's nothing quite like it,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09although I do hear that stock-taking in the one-stop shop
0:16:09 > 0:16:10comes a close second.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Nah, the truth is, the fear,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18the feeling you're better than the rest of them,
0:16:18 > 0:16:19that's what gives you the buzz.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Everything I did, I did out of necessity, nothing else,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26and the next time Madonna wants shoes,
0:16:26 > 0:16:29or a watch or a phone or anything, I'll buy it for her,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31no' you.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35If you could afford to buy it for her, she wouldnae need to ask me.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43One celebratory float for Striker McLean.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47A bunch of uneducated Neanderthals kicking a ball about a field -
0:16:47 > 0:16:49it's hardly a talent.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It was a joke.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Thanks, AJ.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Well, make sure you remember us when you're earning top dollar.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Yeah, like that'll happen. He'll be gone and we'll be all but forgotten.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02And when did you become such a cynical Sally?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I went to boarding school, remember?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I know what I'm talking about - out of sight, out of mind.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13You know, standing there breathing down our necks
0:17:13 > 0:17:15is kind of creepy, Uncle AJ.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm waiting for the cash.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Erm...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You said it was your treat?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Fine. I'll... I'll pay for these next week, yeah?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Fine, but this is the last time.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Of course.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Oh, and while you're on your feet, I'll have a Coke.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Anything else?
0:17:34 > 0:17:35One for Jules too.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41So, what are we doing tonight?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44We were just going to have a night in, and watch a movie.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Brilliant. What time?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Eh, about...
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Well, we were sort of just hoping it was...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, right.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Sorry, erm...
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You just want it to be the two of you.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Babes, what's wrong?
0:18:12 > 0:18:13It's nothing.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Come on. What's wrong?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20It's Mum. She, erm...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22She let Andy sleep over again last night.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25How's that...?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Sleeping with her.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Babes, I didn't know.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38I should've guessed, you know. It's... It's inevitable.
0:18:38 > 0:18:43Dad's a million miles away, and she's stuck here, bored,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45needing attention.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Oh...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I don't know what to say.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I just... I can't bear to be in that house,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56you know, just watching them all over each other.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57It's disgusting.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01You don't have to be. Just come over and join us tonight.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04The last thing you need is me being there, being the third wheel.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06We want you there.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Don't we, Drew?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I... Aye. Of course.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17I'm no' a drug dealer, Lenny.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I've got a pretty good idea how much you've got left over there,
0:19:20 > 0:19:23and you might just be daft enough to throw away that money,
0:19:23 > 0:19:27so I'm going to offer you...
0:19:27 > 0:19:30a cut.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Now, this...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34this'll be pure profit.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Of course, it's taking Sideburns out of the equation,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39cos he's surplus to requirements.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Scarlett, one way or another,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45my boys are coming over there the night to collect that gear.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49You can either be at the door, let them in and get hee-haw,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51or you can have it bagged and ready,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53like the good employee I know you can be.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Souls have been bought for a lot less.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59No' mine.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02That's what they all say, at first.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Oh, Jesus.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18DOOR OPENS
0:20:19 > 0:20:21DOOR SLAMS
0:20:25 > 0:20:28OK, baby, speak to your daddy...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30ENGINE PURRS
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Oh, yes, baby.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Daddy loves you too.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Sometimes you've just got to show them a little bit of TCP.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47So, what do you say?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51When can you start?
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Get in!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03There you go - like a young Lana Turner.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Hmm, a bit more like Kathleen Turner.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Now, tell the truth -
0:21:08 > 0:21:11does Mummy need a little bit of a top up on her Bo-Bo?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You look gorgeous.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Hmm...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Don't you mean "looked"?
0:21:15 > 0:21:20Though, still not bad for 56 and three quarters.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Erm...
0:21:21 > 0:21:25No point trying to stop it. It always runs away.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26What does?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Age. Gravity.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Your dad.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Oh, of course, I should've expected to end up married to a gay man.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I attract them to me. Can't help it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm a gay icon.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I am!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44They love me,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46with the exception of your Gary...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Be nice.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I am. Though he's as warm as Ryvita...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52He's just quiet.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54He has hidden depths.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Oh, yeah.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59It's the silent types that know how to get a knee trembling
0:21:59 > 0:22:01and a brassiere unclipped with one hand.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I don't want to hear about you and Dad, you know.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, I'm not talking about...
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Oh, for goodness' sake, Robbie, you don't think your father and I
0:22:09 > 0:22:15sailed down the Clyde on a boat marked one-on-one for all eternity?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Do me a favour.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18What?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21So, all this weeping and wailing over Dad cheating on you,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23while all the while you both were...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, don't be ridiculous.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28There were a few before him.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Quite a few.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Although your father had more than a few after the vows.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37And you never said anything? You never questioned him?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40A three-minute thrill with a stranger is hardly the same
0:22:40 > 0:22:42as building a life together,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45or so I thought.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I wish we'd been open and honest about it now.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Nothing kills an affair quicker than the wife knowing about it.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59And what about you? Did you never...?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Do you know what? Don't answer that. I don't even want to know.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Fine, flounce off.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11You get that from your father, you know.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12- Can I take these roses, please?- Yep.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Aw, you shouldn't have.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19They're not for you.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Good. I'd rather have something that lasts a bit longer.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27The flat's empty, if you fancy "hanging out".
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Why are you unable to understand the word no?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31It's a word I never use.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'd get the lilies. She likes them best.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Can I swap these for the lilies? - Yeah, sure.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Hi.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Bob said to tell you that he's going to pay for this "the morra".
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Sorry, erm, who are you?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Louie Alexander Vaughn III, the new mechanic.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh, right, I'm Scarlett.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Nice to meet you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11So, is Bubba treating you all right over there?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Oh, he's your hubby? I never realised.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15No, Bubba.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah, your Hubba Bubba. I get it.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21No. I mean Bubba, my wean.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Oh, I thought he said he was called Bob.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26He's Wayne? Right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29No, as in my kid. He's my kid.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh! That makes a lot more sense actually.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Aye. Right, so are you busy over there?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Nah. If you ask me, I'm a waste of money.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41It's right quiet, like a toast town.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Aye, well, here's hoping it picks up then, eh?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Here's hoping. Right, see you later, gator.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49See you later.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51PHONE RINGS
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Eileen?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Aye.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Is everything all right?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04So he was sleeping around, the whole time?
0:25:04 > 0:25:0635 years!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Can you believe that?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10And she let him.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13She said her only regret was not being honest!
0:25:13 > 0:25:14What is that about?
0:25:14 > 0:25:18I'm no' going to lie, but your maw does look like one of they swingers.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19It is not funny!
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Lighten up.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Out. I've told you, you're no' welcome here when I'm working.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Come on, Caitlin, I'm not here for an argument.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I just want to find out about Drew.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35If you'd answered my texts, I wouldn't need to come and ask.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Did he hear about the...?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39You gave up the right to knowing what's happening in your son's life
0:25:39 > 0:25:43when you started running with every trollop in Shieldinch. Out!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Come on, Caitlin. I just want to...
0:25:45 > 0:25:47If you're not buying, you're out.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55See, that's the reality of it right there -
0:25:55 > 0:25:59running about elsewhere, making an idiot out of you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I tell you, your maw's got the right idea.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Honesty, straight down the line, no matter what.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Aye, I hear what you're saying Eileen, but...
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Aye, that's all good and well but...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Look, I've got to go, I've got customers.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16I'll call you back.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Oh, are they for me? Shouldnae have bothered.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Please, take them.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Allergies.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Why did you buy flowers if you...?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, it's a long story.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Are you all right, Scarlett?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Aye. I'm fine, just....
0:26:31 > 0:26:34a couple of bumps in the road and that, you know?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Right. That's kind of why I'm here.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Eh?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm just a bit worried about Madonna.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Madonna? She's fine.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I mean, she's playing up a wee bit, you know,
0:26:46 > 0:26:48with her daddy being away and that,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50but you must know what that's like, you know,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52bringing up wee lassies yourself.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Yeah, going away with the army isn't the same as being in...
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Are you coming round here to judge me?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Cos if you are, you can leave right now.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I've had enough folk today trying to stick their oar in.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Oh, no. Honestly, I'm not. I'm just worried about Madonna.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Scarlett, she was shaking like a leaf
0:27:09 > 0:27:11when I took her in to school this morning.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13She was at it. She's just wanting a day off school!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15It's typical of her. I was the same at that age.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18There's absolutely nothing wrong with my daughter.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19She's fine.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24She's...
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Sorry, I'm...
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Oh...
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Hey, why don't I put the kettle on, eh?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Have a break for five minutes.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Big Issue.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Help the homeless.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Big Issue.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Help the homeless...
0:27:47 > 0:27:49BUZZER
0:27:50 > 0:27:52THROUGH INTERCOM: Who is it?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Uncle Lenny, it's Madonna.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57SHE SIGHS
0:28:00 > 0:28:01Ta. Sorry about today.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05It's just one of they days, you know?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07When you think you've reached the top of the mountain, only to find...
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Another mountain. Oh, I know only too well.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13I've just got us back on our feet,
0:28:13 > 0:28:15and then I get a phone call from my landlord,
0:28:15 > 0:28:18saying she wants to sell the house from under us.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21She's offered us first refusal,
0:28:21 > 0:28:23but that doesnae mean anything, you know,
0:28:23 > 0:28:27when you cannae afford the deposit in the first place, so...
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I've got three months to move out.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31And how long have you lived there?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33A good nine, ten years.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36And what about your lease? Was it short-term, a year, or...
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Oh, two year, but...
0:28:37 > 0:28:41But nothing. You've got rights.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43She can't just throw you out with a few months' notice.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45There's laws to protect you here, Scarlett.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Laws? Oh, legal bills, that's all I need.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Well, let me speak to her.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51You?
0:28:51 > 0:28:56Yes. Me. I wasn't always the Stepford wife, you know.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57I worked.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Criminal law.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Really? A lawyer?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Oh, you were mad to give that up, hen.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Well, I can't go back now.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11The starting salary's 20 grand - I'd be paying out more in childcare.
0:29:11 > 0:29:1420 grand? For starting up?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Oh, I'd be right in there like a shot.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Says the woman that runs her own business.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Oh, aye.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22A failing business.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Don't let anyone ever tell you
0:29:24 > 0:29:26that you can make millions from selling bread.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28So, what you going to do?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Hide and hope it all goes away?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I thought that's what we were both doing.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38You want to tell me why you look like
0:29:38 > 0:29:40you've been dragged through a hedge backwards, eh?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Did somebody do that to you?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Dad says we don't grass.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Aye, well... Aye, your dad's right enough,
0:29:46 > 0:29:50but, well, since I'm his best pal, I don't think it's the same thing.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Mum told Uncle Bob that you were a bully
0:29:53 > 0:29:54and you were not to be trusted.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Well, your mother says a lot of things.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Do you think I'm a bully?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Listen, me and your mum, we're just...
0:30:04 > 0:30:06We're different people, eh?
0:30:06 > 0:30:09I'm like... I'm like a teacher.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Like Mrs McPhee?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Aye, sort of.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14I don't take any snash from anybody.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16No nonsense, anybody talking about me, you know?
0:30:16 > 0:30:18What does Mrs McPhee do?
0:30:18 > 0:30:19She chucks them out of the classroom.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22That's exactly what I would do as well. I would deal with it.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24But your mother, well, she's kind of different, you know?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26She hears somebody talking about her, she thinks,
0:30:26 > 0:30:28"Should I say something? Should I not?"
0:30:28 > 0:30:30- You know, she's a bit of a... - She's a bit of a loser.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Hey, hey, hey. Don't you be talking about her like that.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34But she is.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36She's your mother.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38She's trying her best.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40She isn't. She doesn't even want me to come and visit you.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42She hates me. She's...
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Madonna, darling, nobody has anything but love for you.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Your dad, your mum, me...
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Sometimes with all that love, people say and do,
0:30:51 > 0:30:55well, silly things, but they're only trying to protect you.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Now, are you going to tell me who done this,
0:31:00 > 0:31:02and I'll go have a wee word with them, eh?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Madonna! What are you doing here?
0:31:05 > 0:31:07- Here she comes. - Why are you no' at the school?
0:31:07 > 0:31:09She was just making her own way home, weren't you?
0:31:09 > 0:31:12She was in a bit of a state. I was on my way to bring her to...
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Don't you be on your way anywhere with my wee lassie.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17She's my daughter. I'll deal with her.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25I think the words she was looking for there was "thank you".
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Somebody's happy!
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Oh, stop it! You crack me up.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Gary, Gary, you have to hear this.
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Is this your fella, then?
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Yeah. Gary.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Louie.
0:31:40 > 0:31:41Oh...
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Tell him the one about Butlins.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Well, I was just saying, like, I used to go there when I was a kid,
0:31:47 > 0:31:50and I don't think you'd get away with calling it that now.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Sorry, what?
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Well, it's right rude, isn't it?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Butt-lands?
0:31:56 > 0:31:57Shocking, isn't it?
0:31:57 > 0:32:02We need to order some more sweet-potato pie and Pringles...
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Are you all right, Caitlin?
0:32:03 > 0:32:04Yeah.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08It's corny, isn't it?
0:32:10 > 0:32:11No, he might like it.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I can't believe that this time next week he'll be gone.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25If I start saving now, I reckon I'd have enough to fly out by...
0:32:25 > 0:32:26Babe.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Look, I'm not... I'm not trying to be mean,
0:32:28 > 0:32:32but are you still pretending like you two are going to work?
0:32:32 > 0:32:34We've talked. We'll be fine.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36We've agreed we'll phone every day.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Yeah, at first.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Then he'll be too busy, so it'll be every other day,
0:32:41 > 0:32:44and before you know it, it'll be birthday cards and the odd text.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Are we talking about Drew here or your dad?
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Ouch! Jules, I'm trying to be a friend here.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I trust Drew.
0:32:58 > 0:32:59Then you're an idiot.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Could you do it?
0:33:06 > 0:33:07What?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09An open relationship.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12It turns out I already was, only Pete never got permission.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Yeah, but, if he did ask, could you?
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Nae danger. I'd claw his eyes out for even asking.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Why? Is there trouble in paradise?
0:33:22 > 0:33:24I'm just making conversation.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Right. Well, could you?
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Bruce wanted to. I didn't, but...
0:33:31 > 0:33:32But what?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Maybe we should've. We worked well, other than that.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39I think if I'd let him look elsewhere, we might have lasted.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Worked well? Last of the romantics, aren't you?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44I'm just thinking practically.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Anyway, enough about me.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48You must be excited for Drew.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Mm-hmm. Excited, scared...
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Checking behind the couch for any loose change to cover
0:33:52 > 0:33:54how much its going to cost.
0:33:54 > 0:33:55I thought it was a scholarship?
0:33:55 > 0:33:58It is, but he still needs stuff, like boots, kit...
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Well, Pete could help out.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Pete's having nothing more to do with this family.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04You probably said that about me once.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Caitlin, don't be too proud to take help. He's his dad.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09He'll want to chip in.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- Go and speak to him. - I don't want him to.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14It's not about what you want. It's what Drew needs.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Go ask him. You know I'm right.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24- SHOES SCRAPE - Madonna, I've telt you twice today,
0:34:24 > 0:34:26will you stop scuffing they shoes?!
0:34:27 > 0:34:28Why not? They're rubbish!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Allie and Ashley in my class said they're knock-off,
0:34:31 > 0:34:33said my whole family was nothing but...
0:34:38 > 0:34:39What did they say?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Doesn't matter.
0:34:42 > 0:34:47Well, it matters enough for you to run away from the school.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49Did they lassies do this to you?
0:34:49 > 0:34:53No, Mum. You did. You sent me to school like this.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56What did you think was going to happen?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59I'll talk to your teachers and make sure it doesnae happen again.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02It's been going on for weeks and you never even noticed.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05All I asked for was a pair of shoes.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Aw, darling, I'm sorry.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Go upstairs to your Uncle Patrick.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Hello!
0:35:25 > 0:35:28I hear there's a new hot potato in town,
0:35:28 > 0:35:34so I thought should nip over and introductify myself....
0:35:35 > 0:35:36That'll be me, love.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Oh.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Suzanna.
0:35:40 > 0:35:44Although they insist on referring to me as Suzie around here.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Louie.
0:35:49 > 0:35:54So, Louie, what's your take on the new Gaga album?
0:35:55 > 0:35:58DOORBELL RINGS
0:35:58 > 0:36:00You're hours early.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Couldnae stay away, could you, Jules?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04We need to talk.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08HE SIGHS
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Is everything all right?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18No, it's not, Drew.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20I feel guilty.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23For what?
0:36:23 > 0:36:26You know, what we did,
0:36:26 > 0:36:29and every time I'm around Jules I just...
0:36:29 > 0:36:30I feel terrible about it.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32What we did? You kissed me!
0:36:33 > 0:36:35That's not the way I remember it.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- DOORBELL RINGS - That'll be Jules.
0:36:38 > 0:36:39She's early.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40So were you.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45AJ told me the good news.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48I made you a cake to celebrate.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51I thought you could have a slice with your dad.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53I don't have a dad.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Thanks.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Oh, a return to the scene of the crime, is it?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Go inside if you want - I'll show you the bullet marks.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Stay away from Madonna.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14She came to me, and you know full well you can trust her with me.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Oh, aye? Like I trusted you with Jimmy? Or Kelly-Marie?
0:37:17 > 0:37:21Look, I just came round to tell you, get your guys to come round tonight
0:37:21 > 0:37:24and collect everything, all right?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26You are an eejit.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28You don't see I'm trying to set something up here for wee Madonna?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31My Madonna, no' yours. She's nothing to you.
0:37:31 > 0:37:32I treat her like one of my own.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34One of your own, only she's no'.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Look, Lenny, you've no' exactly been the perfect father,
0:37:37 > 0:37:38and you don't get a second chance with Madonna.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Oh, as opposed to you being the perfect mother?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Every time she looks up to you, she looks down her nose at me.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Well, no' any more. If you want to do something for Madonna,
0:37:46 > 0:37:48you cut her off completely.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50You and me both know that'll break her heart.
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Aye, maybe for now it will,
0:37:51 > 0:37:53but you know what weans are like -
0:37:53 > 0:37:56they forget the folk that don't really matter, quick.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Tell your goons to be at the shed at eight.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03MUSIC: Machines by Biffy Clyro
0:38:03 > 0:38:08# I would dig 1,000 more if I needed to... #
0:38:08 > 0:38:12I saw how you were with him.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13Who?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Louie.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Hmm... We're calling him Lulu now.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21You lit up.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24It was just a bit of harmless flirting with a straight guy.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27And you weren't exactly Betty Butch, yourself.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30I saw you batting those big doe eyes.
0:38:30 > 0:38:35That's my point. Shouldn't we be like that with each other?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37What are you saying?
0:38:37 > 0:38:43I'm saying, maybe we should be a bit more open...
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Open to what?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Other things.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Other...
0:38:50 > 0:38:52People?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56What do you think?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Boys! Code red.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Repeat - code red.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Is your mother having a meltdown?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04No, that's code pink. Code red is a large wine.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06No. That's code white.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Code red - entertainment emergency.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12You two are having the night off.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Oh, you've both been moping around here,
0:39:14 > 0:39:16and I'm sick of it, quite frankly.
0:39:16 > 0:39:21You are going to take my new friend out on the town.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24The poor wee Dorothy has been lost in the wind around here.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28I said, "I know the perfect Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion
0:39:28 > 0:39:29"to show you the sights."
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Eh, which one am I supposed to be?
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Lion. Sorry. Her words, not mine.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35What new friend?
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Well? The poor boy's gasping for a drink.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47What can I get you?
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Pete! Pete!
0:40:01 > 0:40:02What's this for?
0:40:02 > 0:40:05Think of it as a wee redundancy payment.
0:40:05 > 0:40:06So, it really is over.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09What's wrong?
0:40:09 > 0:40:12I know it's daft, but for the first time I felt I was able to
0:40:12 > 0:40:15do something for Drew, and now it's back to square one.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Unbelievable! Here I am, on my way over to try and tell you that
0:40:18 > 0:40:20your son's for leaving town sooner rather than later,
0:40:20 > 0:40:22and you're too busy flirting in the street with this trollop.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Who are you calling...? - Is that your drugs money?
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Keep your voice down. Did you tell her?
0:40:28 > 0:40:31You should know better, running after her like a wee skivvy...
0:40:31 > 0:40:34I'm not her skivvy. We're... We're partners in this.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35Were partners.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And you're proud of your wee drug-dealing scam
0:40:37 > 0:40:39and getting your son to take the flak for it?
0:40:39 > 0:40:40He's out. We're done.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43I doubt that. That lock-up was full of gear.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- Aye, well, it's getting cleared out tonight.- I promise.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47We both know what that counts for.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50The pair of you are lucky I havenae picked up the phone to the polis.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Caitlin, you can't do that.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55There's more than just us, there's Madonna, and Drew and...
0:40:55 > 0:40:56I'm begging you, Caitlin.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Are you? Doesnae look like it from where I'm standing.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I just need one night to get rid of it all, and I promise it'll be over.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Give me your word that all that goes tonight.
0:41:03 > 0:41:04I promise.
0:41:04 > 0:41:05No' you. Her!
0:41:05 > 0:41:08I swear. We're done. Out.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Good. Make sure it is, and you can shut it as well.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14PETE SIGHS
0:41:26 > 0:41:29I mean, my da thinks he can just show up whenever he wants,
0:41:29 > 0:41:33even though I've told him that he's no'...
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Do you think I was a bit hard on him?
0:41:36 > 0:41:37No way.
0:41:37 > 0:41:42They're all the same - too little, too late.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46Here, have another drink.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48It'll calm you down.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Two drinks won't kill you.
0:41:55 > 0:42:02So, Jules was saying that, you know...
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Are you being careful?
0:42:05 > 0:42:07Aye, course we are.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10Little Drew, all growed up,
0:42:10 > 0:42:12not hanging on to his precious V-card.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Shut up!
0:42:16 > 0:42:19What did she say about it?
0:42:19 > 0:42:20It?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Me. What did she say about me?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Oh. Nothing.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Nothing? No, I know what you two are like - you talk.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31No, Jules talks. I listen.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35She said it was fine.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Fine?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Is fine good?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Fine, but fumbly.
0:42:42 > 0:42:43Fumbly?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Drew, what do you expect?
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Neither of you are exactly able to take the lead.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Fumbly?
0:42:51 > 0:42:53You'll get better.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55You'll learn, you know. It's...
0:42:55 > 0:42:57You just need time.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01Of course, you only have a week. Shame.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03It's inexperience, she'll know that.
0:43:07 > 0:43:08You've gone all red.
0:43:08 > 0:43:09No, I've no'.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14We're mates.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Tell me what you're thinking.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21You could show me.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Louie's not gay, is he?
0:43:29 > 0:43:31I mean, surely we'd have picked up on it?
0:43:31 > 0:43:32Mum's never wrong.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35I mean, she knew I was gay years before I did -
0:43:35 > 0:43:38although the re-enacting of Britney videos in the back garden
0:43:38 > 0:43:40might have been a giveaway.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43It's a bit reductive to say that all gay men give off signals -
0:43:43 > 0:43:45offensive, actually.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Plus, she never realised your dad was.
0:43:48 > 0:43:49Good point, well made.
0:43:51 > 0:43:52You fancy him, don't you?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- I'm just choking for a drink, that's all.- Mm-hmm?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Not as much as I fancy you.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00If something happens tonight, with Louie, I'll be OK with it.
0:44:00 > 0:44:01Gary...
0:44:01 > 0:44:02Do you remember how we met?
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Barely. The amount I'd had to drink was...
0:44:05 > 0:44:06Exactly!
0:44:06 > 0:44:08We had fun.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Let's do that tonight...
0:44:10 > 0:44:15Hmm? Just cut loose, and if something happens with Louie...
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Lulu! This should have caught on by now.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19I'm being serious.
0:44:19 > 0:44:24If something happens, then let's just...let it.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26We don't have to have a rule book.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- Let's just cut loose...- Oh!
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I like the sound of Wild Gary.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- Yeah?- Mm-hmm.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38We'll just phone the school tomorrow and get them told.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Oh, nae danger. School never gets anything sorted.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42You're better off going to the parents...
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I've sorted it. I've spoke to Madonna.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46It's fine.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48But what did you tell her?
0:44:48 > 0:44:51I just telt her she should start standing up for herself.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54When they bullies hit you and call you names,
0:44:54 > 0:44:55tell you you're nothing and a nobody,
0:44:55 > 0:44:57you don't just sit back and take it.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00You don't turn your back and expect everything to change
0:45:00 > 0:45:02just cos you ran away for the day.
0:45:02 > 0:45:03I says to Madonna,
0:45:03 > 0:45:07"You show they lassies what you're made of, and I promise you
0:45:07 > 0:45:09"they'll never talk to you again like that."
0:45:12 > 0:45:14What did you tell her that for?
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Standing up to them's not going to solve anything.
0:45:16 > 0:45:17Oh, is it no'?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20I told you I'd phone the school and deal with it.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Oh, you telt me?
0:45:22 > 0:45:24What? Are you the new man of the house now?
0:45:24 > 0:45:25That's not what he's trying to say.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28So I should sit down and shut up and let you two run my life for me?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Tell me what I can and cannae do?
0:45:30 > 0:45:31No! That's no' what we meant.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33Ah, but it's what you're thinking, isn't it?
0:45:33 > 0:45:35It's what everybody around here thinks,
0:45:35 > 0:45:37talking at me like I'm some daft wee lassie.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Well, no' any more!
0:45:48 > 0:45:51That was...
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Yeah. I know.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55We should...
0:45:56 > 0:45:58I'm sorry.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00I don't know why I done that, actually.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02We should get ready.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Jules'll be here soon.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Yeah, I wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea(!)
0:46:07 > 0:46:09You won't say anything, will you?
0:46:11 > 0:46:12Frankie?
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Let me teach you something else, Drew.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16You shouldn't talk about the girlfriend
0:46:16 > 0:46:18in front of the other girl that's in your bed.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21It sort of ruins the moment.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23It makes her feel like crap.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31I'm sorry.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Oh...
0:46:46 > 0:46:48KNOCK AT DOOR
0:46:49 > 0:46:51- Hi.- All right?
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Guys, there's been a change of plan.
0:46:54 > 0:46:55What do you mean?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Nothing's leaving here tonight. I'll speak to Lenny.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Beat it!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:47:19 > 0:47:21MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS FROM TV
0:47:25 > 0:47:26I'm going to go.
0:47:31 > 0:47:32Are you coming?
0:47:32 > 0:47:35No, I'm hanging back.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Are you going to show me out?
0:47:41 > 0:47:42Night!
0:47:42 > 0:47:43Bye, babes.
0:47:52 > 0:47:56Listen, about earlier, I'm sorry.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58It was amazing. You were...
0:47:58 > 0:48:00You tried your best.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02We both did.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Some people just aren't natural learners.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Let's hope you've got the stamina for round two.
0:48:31 > 0:48:32What's that for?
0:48:33 > 0:48:36Just something for your new place,
0:48:36 > 0:48:38so you don't forget me.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Like that would happen.
0:48:51 > 0:48:55It's stupid, I know, but it's from our, erm...
0:48:55 > 0:48:57First date.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02HE SOBS
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Oh, you're so sweet.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16I'm going to miss you when you go.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25I love you, Drew McLean.
0:49:27 > 0:49:28I love you too.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43- Cheers.- Brr!- Cheers.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45# Tell me that you need me... #
0:49:45 > 0:49:48- GROANING - I vote for tequila next.
0:49:48 > 0:49:49Or maybe something else?
0:49:51 > 0:49:54You two are lovely, you know. Lovely.
0:49:54 > 0:49:56I just need to go to the loo...
0:49:56 > 0:49:57- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01# Tell me that you need me
0:50:01 > 0:50:04# Tell me that you want me... #
0:50:04 > 0:50:06So, Gartholomew, are we doing tequila or what?
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Oh...
0:50:10 > 0:50:13DOOR SLAMS I thought we had an agreement.
0:50:13 > 0:50:14I agreed to nothing.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15You said you were out.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Aye, well, I've changed my mind.
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Course you have.
0:50:19 > 0:50:23Look, we need to review the terms and conditions.
0:50:23 > 0:50:24What's that?
0:50:24 > 0:50:27This silent partner thing, it's doing my heid in.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30You want a share? You have to work for it.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Help yourself, why don't you?
0:50:35 > 0:50:39I want access to all your contacts, your drivers, your cars -
0:50:39 > 0:50:41everything that's gonnae expand my reach.
0:50:41 > 0:50:43HE CHUCKLES
0:50:43 > 0:50:47One nip of whisky and we've got Al Capone in lipstick over here.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Lenny, I left school, and I had nae qualifications.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51I was pregnant when I was a wean myself.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I've tried to stick by the rules, most of the time,
0:50:54 > 0:50:55and what's it got me?
0:50:55 > 0:50:56Nowhere.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58I've failed at everything in my life.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00This is all very touching...
0:51:00 > 0:51:05All they years with Jimmy, running after you,
0:51:05 > 0:51:07I used to think it was fear that kept him by your side,
0:51:07 > 0:51:09but it wasnae.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11He couldnae be anything else but your sidekick.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13So, you're here to take Jimmy's place?
0:51:13 > 0:51:17No' as a sidekick - as a partner.
0:51:17 > 0:51:20What makes you think I would ever trust you?
0:51:20 > 0:51:23At least you know what you're getting with me.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26Yeah, I suppose.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31At least when you picked up the gun, you pointed it at my face -
0:51:31 > 0:51:34somebody else round here fired it in my back.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Are you sure this is want you want?
0:51:38 > 0:51:39It's not what I want.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42It's what I need for me and my family.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44It's a dangerous game, doll.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45Somebody always gets hurt.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48Aye, well, it's not gonnae be my lot, this time.
0:51:51 > 0:51:56So, Saint Scarlett comes down from the cross.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58How can I resist?
0:51:59 > 0:52:02Partners...
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Partners.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14DOOR SLAMS
0:52:21 > 0:52:23I thought I told you to keep away...
0:52:23 > 0:52:27I'm not here to fight, Caitlin. I'm here to talk.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29I have no interest in talking to you.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Look, I'm trying to be nice to you here, but you keep forcing my hand,
0:52:32 > 0:52:34so let me be clear.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36You open your trap and blab to the polis about me,
0:52:36 > 0:52:38you'll live to regret it. Do you get me?
0:52:38 > 0:52:40I'm no' scared of you.
0:52:40 > 0:52:41It's not me you should be scared of.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43It's the folk I work with.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46Oh, you'd be fine with me, but Lenny Murdoch?
0:52:46 > 0:52:48He's a different story.
0:52:48 > 0:52:52You work late, don't you, sometimes, on your own?
0:52:52 > 0:52:55Oh, I'd hate to think of something bad happening to you,
0:52:55 > 0:52:58when you were walking all the way home yourself.
0:52:58 > 0:53:01You see, the thing is, folk that keep their heid down
0:53:01 > 0:53:03and their mouth shut around here,
0:53:03 > 0:53:06they're usually pretty safe, aren't they?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08Do we understand each other?
0:53:17 > 0:53:19DOOR CLOSES
0:53:21 > 0:53:23DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:48 > 0:53:50KEYPAD BEEPS
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Hello, Eileen, it's Scarlett.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02Aye, I know what time it is.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Aye, well, it's a convenient time for me.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08So, erm, about the flat...
0:54:08 > 0:54:10I've spoken to a lawyer about it,
0:54:10 > 0:54:15and this three-month deadline's no' really working for me.
0:54:15 > 0:54:16No.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19So, I got to thinking, maybe I could make you an offer.
0:54:22 > 0:54:23Aye...
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Ah, you're home.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Where have you been all night? Your mother's been worried sick.
0:54:33 > 0:54:35And yet she went to her bed?
0:54:35 > 0:54:36She must be beside herself.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Did she like the flowers?
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Oh, yeah. It turns out she's allergic.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Aw, that's a shame(!)
0:54:42 > 0:54:44You think you know someone...
0:54:45 > 0:54:51Oh, I forgot to say earlier, thank you.
0:54:51 > 0:54:52For what?
0:54:52 > 0:54:54For telling your dad about me and your mum.
0:54:54 > 0:54:59It was just a kiss, but everything turned out fine.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01So, thank you, Frankie.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Goodnight.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05PHONE CHIMES
0:55:06 > 0:55:08DOOR CLOSES
0:55:13 > 0:55:15DOOR OPENS
0:55:26 > 0:55:29- Aw...- Aw, Mum! Stop it.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Shoosh. I've only got you for another week.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33I intend to make the most of it.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35PHONE BEEPS
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Oh, aye. Love's young dream.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Tell Jules I said hi.
0:55:50 > 0:55:52PHONE BEEPS
0:55:55 > 0:55:56Her family did that to you?
0:55:56 > 0:55:57They were just playing.
0:55:57 > 0:55:58Who's that?
0:55:58 > 0:55:59He's the new you.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01All I'm asking is that you spend some time with Bob.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04You don't fancy hitting the town tonight? Me and you?
0:56:04 > 0:56:05It's a bit short notice.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Oh, I'd love that actually. Fancy picking me up here?
0:56:07 > 0:56:08Are you sure this is OK?
0:56:08 > 0:56:10Of course, I might go out myself.
0:56:10 > 0:56:11- Oh, really?- I was asked.
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Is everything OK with Pete?
0:56:13 > 0:56:16You can't leave! Your mother, she won't cope.
0:56:16 > 0:56:18He's displaying signs of bi-polar.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Pete needs to see a mental health specialist.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22I just don't want to go. I can change my mind, can't I?
0:56:22 > 0:56:24You have got to be joking me.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26You have fair shed the beef.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Let's see how long you manage to keep it off.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31- Please, Frankie, don't tell her. - You haven't given me a choice.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33You knew our son was having sex in my house.
0:56:33 > 0:56:35You cannae just chuck me out.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37I can, cos I'm sick of it, and sick of you!
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Please Jules, listen...