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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Bob's date? Who's the lucky lassie?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- So, what's your story, then? - Nothing, really.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Go on, don't be shy. - No, maybe another time.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30I'm your buyer.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32He owns all of it, everything. We've got nothing.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- No, Alex, no!- He's dangerous. She's got my daughter.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38It's going to take me a while to forget how you betrayed me.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- Scheduled for demolition. - Perfect place to hide out.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Get out. Tell Amber!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- He loved you. - You really think so?- He told me.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Aye, but Donald's no' around any more, is he?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Yeah, they're all over my back, as well.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, just don't fret about it, all right?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38We'll just need to work around it, OK? I'll call you back.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51You don't look good.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Yeah, well, you're no George Clooney yourself.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I heard you up again. What's that, every night since...

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- I'm sorry I woke you. - I didn't mean it that way.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Actually, do you know what? We need to talk.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07About...?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09The elephant in the room.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18You took me back in when Donald died.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20And I'm grateful.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24But I know it's only temporary.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Let's not get into this right now, eh?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- You were sending me away, Dad, because...- Not now.

0:03:31 > 0:03:37- I know how this world works. People who betray you...- Amber!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I said, not now!- Then, when?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- When you get better.- I'm fine. - Oh, no. You're no fine.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47You're no' anywhere fine.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Thanks for that Pound Shop therapy session.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You should think about a career change. Seriously.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Why don't you go and see the doctor?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- I'm busy.- Doing what?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's the funeral today.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07A cop's funeral. You'll no' be welcome.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Don't go kicking the hornet's nest, Amber. I mean it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Another rejection?

0:04:30 > 0:04:34And as today is my last day of Lenny's notice to quit,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I'll be officially unemployed.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Maybe I should sign on.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You'll get something.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah, but I just don't want "something".

0:04:45 > 0:04:47You know, every day I'm going to walk past there

0:04:47 > 0:04:50and I'm going to be reminded of...of...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52what I had, what I lost.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- What he took. - Annie...- I want to move.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Away from here. Away from Shieldinch.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03We've just got set up here.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06New place. New start. Things are going to change.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Please...- Just trust me.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Yeah, well, look where that's got me so far.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26# It's not unusual To be mad with anyone

0:05:27 > 0:05:31# It's not unusual To be sad with anyone

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# But if I ever find That you've changed at any time

0:05:37 > 0:05:41# It's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Oh-oh-oh-oh. #

0:05:46 > 0:05:50That is really, really...sad.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55- I think it's really, really sweet. - Cheers.- Thank you.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Would you like a cup of tea, Scarlett?- Naw.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04PHONE CHIMES

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm just going to go for a shower, if that's OK?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Aye, you don't need to ask.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Seven nights out of seven nights.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I'll need to start charging her digs.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- She had a flood in her flat. I told you.- Aye, last week.- And?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26And are you sure her flat's really getting done up?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29I mean, you hardly know the lassie. She could be taking you for a ride.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32She's no'. I know enough, all right?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I like Kim being here. She's fun.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Please, don't spoil this, eh?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Problem?- No.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'll get a shower first, then. You snooze, you lose!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Unless you want to join me?- Nice try.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58'You have one new voicemail.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59'First voicemail.'

0:07:01 > 0:07:05'You could claim PPI now. To find out...'

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Amber Cabs accounts. They were here. You seen them?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I don't want you to go.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- He saved my life. - DOOR BUZZER

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm no' even going to talk about this.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Yeah?- You're going to want to come down and see this.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- They can't even spell. - Probably just kids.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56GLASS SMASHES, ALARM WAILS

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Go on, then!- 'Mon, then! - It's your business, pal.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05What he said.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10You in a hurry, wee man?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Get aff me!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Here.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27My wee nephew. Just having a laugh, you know?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Thanks for being so quick off the mark, though.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Right you, in there.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36What, nae reward? No' even a thank you?!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't appreciate tardiness, Caitlin.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I was busy fighting crime, you know.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Saving the streets of Shieldinch from the dark underbelly of society.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- What?- Huckled a wee bam that tanned an Amber cab.- Seriously?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Aye, I was pure fearless, so I was.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Sorry I'm late. - That's fine, darling. Take a seat.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03So, I'm afraid to report that, after reviewing the pub accounts

0:09:03 > 0:09:07last night, it looks as if we'll need to enter a period of austerity.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Get Theresa May, over there.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Unfortunately, one of you will have to be made redundant.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19In order to determine whom, over the next two hours I've set

0:09:19 > 0:09:23a series of tasks that will demonstrate your skills

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- in leadership, business acumen, and sales tech...- Eh!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30This is a boozer, doll. It's no' Wall Street.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32And, besides, you cannae sack me. I'm a hero round these parts.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I'll probably be in the papers soon.- However...

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I have come to an early decision.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Obviously, Robbie stays, as he is the bar manager.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Hold on, you're putting me up

0:09:48 > 0:09:50against my own sister for the same job?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51It's like The Hunger Games, eh?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55"May the odds be ever in your favour."

0:10:00 > 0:10:03That piece of art on my gym windows,

0:10:03 > 0:10:05that your handiwork, as well, is it?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Who sent you?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Cannae mind.- "Cannae mind."

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Let me tell you how this is going to work out, son.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You tanned three of my windows.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'm going to break three of your fingers.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28But you know what? I'm going to let you choose which ones.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I can't be more reasonable than that, can I?

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- This one, start with the wee one? - No, no, there was this guy.- Who?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37I didn't get a name.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40I swear down, I swear down.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43He gave me the cash, told me what to do. That's it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Well, you're going to take him a wee message from me.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50That pub out there, Tall Ship,

0:10:50 > 0:10:51you've got two hours.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Boost.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Two Americanos, please, A to the J.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07So...has he done it?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Nope.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Done what?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14AJ, being the mate that he is, just wants to know

0:11:14 > 0:11:17if you've sealed the deal with Kim. Popped the big question.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- We've only just got together. - Aye, but you've moved her in.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Are you sure there's nothing you don't want to tell us?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- We're no engaged, AJ! - Are you sure?- Aye, SURE!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Wait, wait. Yous two had a wager?

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Aye, I had faith in you. I bet six weeks.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Your gran said it would only take a month.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- My gran bet on Kob?- Kob?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Aye, Kim and Bob.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49We've all been calling you Bimberly.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52You're doing it again. It's not a sprint.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm not sprinting. I'm jogging. All right?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Look. Jogging!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Three pints of lager, two white wine,

0:12:03 > 0:12:06one gin and tonic and two vodka oranges.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Or what I like to call breakfast!- Robbie!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12PHONE RINGS Delivery company.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Suzie Fraser.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Well, how late...?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Three pints of lager, two white wines,

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- a gin and tonic and two vodka oranges.- I know!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Amateurs.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Two double vodkas, one with tonic and a dash of lime, one with cola.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33One bourbon whisky, straight up. A glass of white wine.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Two lager tops. One gin and Dubonnet served with a slice of lemon,

0:12:37 > 0:12:42two blocks of ice and every last pip taken out.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- You want me to take the pips out the lemon?- Is that a problem?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48It's also twice as many drinks to remember as Ellie.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Are you not up to the task, Caitlin?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05From that guy through there.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09He wanted the cheapest Scotch we had. For you.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- I'm sorry. - No, you're all right, hen.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24You're our guest, aren't you?

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Sorry.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Stop apologising, hen.- Sor...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32So, what happened, then? With this flood.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Must have been pretty bad to take this long.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Was just a burst pipe. But it went through downstairs.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Where is it you stay again?

0:13:40 > 0:13:44So... I was going to take Bob some sandwiches for his lunch.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Sweet.- What does he like?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49You don't know what he likes in his pieces?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51You don't know much do you, hen?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Chicken? Mayonnaise?

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Mayonnaise? That's a great idea.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Thanks, Scarlett, I really appreciate it.- Nae bother.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Can I make you one up at the same time?- No, I'm fine.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21You've got about five seconds to tell me who you are

0:14:21 > 0:14:24and how you're going to pay for the damage you caused.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Then, I'll decide if I'm going to let you walk out of here or not.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You hungry, Lenny?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33You should get some fruit in your diet.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Keeps you fit. On the ball.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Maybe stop your own people from trying to take you out.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Someone been telling you stories?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48Word on the street is your own daughter put a bullet in your back.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50That means your family's fractured.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54And a fractured family's a vulnerable one. So now, it's time...

0:14:54 > 0:14:57for what's known as a hostile takeover.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Oh, I'm hostile.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- I'm very hostile. - Starting with Amber Cabs.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05See, I like this patch, Lenny, and I want it.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20That should just about cover the cost of the mess that you made.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Or...- Or what?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24You'll get your wee princess to put a bullet in me, too?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Don't push me, pal.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39By tonight.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Forget it, he's no' worth it.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51It's me. You're on.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58This one is an unusual colour.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Gah!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Every pip removed.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12No-one likes a gloater.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- I wasnae... - Are you arguing with me, Caitlin?

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Ten-minute break. Then, on to your second task, ladies.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28So, does everybody think it? That I move too fast?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Well, not everybody.- Good.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Just me...AJ...

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- your gran...Liz...- Liz?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41..your mam, Graeme.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Who?- The barman in The Tall Ship.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Right.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57A pig and a chicken are walking down the street.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59And the chicken says to the pig,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01"I was thinking we should open a restaurant.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02"We'll call it Bacon And Eggs."

0:17:02 > 0:17:04The Pig shakes his head, "Naw, mate.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09"Because I'd always be committed and you'd only be involved."

0:17:09 > 0:17:13You, Bob - always committed.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16But you can't change that, it's who you are. You're the pig.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- I brought you lunch.- Aw, thanks!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Cheers, pal.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Aw, whit, man?- Bob?!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- No mayonnaise?!- The devil!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- I didn't know.- You never put mayonnaise on Bob's piece.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40But Scarlett....

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- I'm so, so sorry. - It's all right.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- I'll get you another one. Wait there.- No...Kim...

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- What would you prefer? Ham? Do you like ham?- I like ham.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Kim, look it's just a piece. It doesn't matter.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I just wanted to make you happy.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57The fact that you made it makes me so happy.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I mean, I don't even know what you like in your sandwiches.- Tuna.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04See? We're learning about each other every day.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06All right?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07I'll see you at the house.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Love you.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Thank you.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Still jogging?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30OK, ladies. Your second task.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Robbie and I will each play the part of an inebriated customer.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I'd like to see how each of you deal with us.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Robbie!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Method acting, isn't it? Right, let's get this party started!

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Right you, out! That's an assault to the senses!- Ah!- Robbie!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Look what you've done! - I didn't touch him.- No, she never.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Well, it's not my fault. - It never is, is it?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56- What's that supposed to mean? - Caitlin, Robbie is a customer.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- You're supposed to treat him with respect!- What would you know?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Eh, more than you! You've only been in here five minutes, pal.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04And I still had to help you with your drinks order, pal!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- "Ooh, did I put enough Vodka in that?"- You've got a cheek!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- And what you going to do about it? - Outside!- Let's go!- Right, enough!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I'm in actual pain here and does nobody care?!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Robbie's right. I'll see you both in the boardroom.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19And you can pack it in, as well.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Drop the Alan Sugar act. Tell them now.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Caitlin, you performed well. There's no denying that.

0:19:30 > 0:19:35But, quite frankly, your confidence borders on arrogance.

0:19:35 > 0:19:41Ellie, you have a sweet bubbly demeanour that the punters adore.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43But at times, you are a little incompetent

0:19:43 > 0:19:46and you made a dog's dinner of the simplest of orders.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Ellie...

0:19:50 > 0:19:51clean this place up.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Caitlin - YOU'RE FIRED.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Yes!- What did you just say?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- I just said you're... - This is victimisation!- Excuse me?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00You don't like me. That's it, isn't it?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02That's why you're sacking me.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Well, I tell you something, you've no' heard the last of this.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, come on, then.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Eh? I won fair and square.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Fair and square my ar-... - You always were a sore loser.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Even when we were kids.- Oh, aye? Well, you suck as a barmaid.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, really, how bad does that make you, then?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29"Thank you." Who says thank you?!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31It was just a reaction.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- I've freaked her out.- Aye.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37So, what am I going to do?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39There's nothing you can do.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Cheers, mate(!)

0:20:41 > 0:20:43L-bomb dropped.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47HE WHISTLES

0:20:47 > 0:20:49HE IMITATES EXPLOSION

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Carnage.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Best you can do is damage limitation.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- How was the funeral?- Don't start.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23The years haven't been kind to you, Lenny.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Whoa, right back at you, Inspector.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29And they say blondes have more fun, eh?

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Ouch.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33So, you here to join your pals, eh?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Saw you at the funeral.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I wanted to say goodbye.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Anyway, what are you doing in Shieldinch?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43DI Donald.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Case is closed, as far as I've heard.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Yeah, I've read your interviews.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51All tied up rather nicely, with a nice wee bow.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56I mean, Belinda Roberts takes Amber hostage. Craig dies.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Then, you suddenly remember who shot you and Belinda's to blame

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- for everything. - Amnesia's like that.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Takes something traumatic to bring it all back.

0:22:04 > 0:22:10See, what I find strange is - one, we never found Belinda's body.

0:22:10 > 0:22:15And two, Craig committed career suicide to help you, Amber.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20That job was his life, meant more to him than anything.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22So, why would he want to do that?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Pity you can't ask him.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Maybe I should look into who pulled that trigger.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29We've all given statements.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31And I don't think they're worth the paper they're written on.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33So, are you saying we lied?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Is something funny? - Just dawned on me.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44You're no' here in any official capacity, are you?

0:22:44 > 0:22:47What is it? A personal crusade.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- I can't believe they were... - You need to leave.- No.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00You want her to start digging?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Alex and I both backed your story.- Yeah?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Well, they're no' convinced are they? And people are talking.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09You need to vanish. Today.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Dad...- What is it, you liked jail that much you want to go back?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Who did this?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24A few guys with baseball bats. They were trashing the Candle Rooms.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26What were you doing there?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You haven't taken me off the emergency contact list.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30One of them gave me this.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Told me to give it to "Daddy." Tell him to add it to his bill.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Should I get Annie?- No, I'm fine.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40TDLC, the cabs, now Alex.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Who's next? Me? You?

0:23:45 > 0:23:49- He thinks we're weak. - Who?- This clown with the fruit.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55This family's a mess. He senses an opening here.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- An opportunity.- Like that's ever bothered you before.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00He knows about you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- And your itchy trigger finger.- How?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05And now I've got that Detective Grant on my back about it an' all.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well, nobody else knows, so we stick to the story.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Aye, they do.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Go get Annie.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Aw, come on, haven't we done this dance? She's not a grass.- Maybe.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Lenny...- Hey, I just want to make sure that she's singing

0:24:20 > 0:24:23fae the same hymn sheet, for when the inspector calls.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Cos, believe me, she will. - After everything you've done to her,

0:24:26 > 0:24:28you really expect her to set foot in this place again?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Tell her the Tall Ship. Nice and neutral.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- You're not getting this, are you?- We're all in this, Alex.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Annie wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37This family screwed her big time. She won't give you the time of day.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Just get her there.- She won't come.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Hey.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Why don't you tell her I'll gie her her precious wee surgery back?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53You think that'll sweeten the deal?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- I...- About earlier...

0:25:08 > 0:25:10It's like sometimes when you go to hang up the phone and blurt out

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- "love you" by accident. Do you know what I mean?- By accident?- Aye.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19Right.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26So, eh, how's your flat?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Plumbers nearly done?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Eh, yeah. Nearly.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33That's good.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah, it is.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42You're probably dying to get back there, eh? Get a bit of space.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Space, yeah. Space is good.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48People need space.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Aye, they do. There's nothing worse than feeling crowded.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59I mean, it's a bit cramped round here, isn't it?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02You'll be dying to see the back of us.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- I wouldn't put it like that. - I'm just saying, like...

0:26:05 > 0:26:08If you want to spend a bit more time at your place once it's done,

0:26:08 > 0:26:10then I'm cool with that.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15I can stay at my mate Gemma's until my flat's finished.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19If that's what you want.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'll just go and pack, right now.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Today?- No time like the present.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30Great. All right.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Cool?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Cool.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44(What was that, man?)

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- What, and Lenny had nothing to do with this?- I told you,

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I walked in on a break-in.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Look, forget about all that. I'm serious about what Lenny said.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56- What's the catch? - No catch. The surgery's yours.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- All you have to do is show face. - Any blurred vision?- No.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01- So, what do you think? - Right, follow my finger.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Just come to the pub for one drink.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05The surgery's yours, the contracts will be there.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- How many fingers? - You only have to stay for one drink.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12So, you'll come, then?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Mum!

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Do you know what she's just done?!

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Everything I've done for her!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Could be worse. This woman married her own stepson.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- She stabbed me in the back. And I swear...- Good-looking, mind.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- The step-son.- Do you know what?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30She can find somewhere else to live!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Shooting yourself in the foot, aren't you?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35You've lost your job and now you'll be losing your rent.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39That's a bit stupid, even by your low standards.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Here, we should flog our family story to one of these.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46They pay cash. Now you're out a job, like.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Is that you packed, then?- Yip.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03- I just have to get my..... - Oh, aye, it's there.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17Oh...

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Oh, cheers.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Do you want a lift to your pal's?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Sarah's going to pick me up.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32- I thought it was Gemma.- Always get those two mixed up.- Right.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38- I found this.- How did that...?

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Must have fell off, when we were...

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Yeah.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49See you, then.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51Bye, Bob.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Mayonnaise.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07It all started with mayonnaise.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Maybe it's for the best, son.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14If you were that solid a couple, it wouldn't have come between yous.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30White wine, large.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Thanks.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Rachel.- Robbie, how are you?

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Yeah, good.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Have you heard...?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Oh, I haven't spoken to Will in a long time.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54I'm sorry for your loss.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Craig was a great guy. I really liked him.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Can I get you something, on the house?

0:30:00 > 0:30:02No, I'm not staying.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20You're knocking it back.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Not against the law, last time I checked.

0:30:22 > 0:30:26That look, earlier. When you found out about me and Craig.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28What look?

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Jealousy.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34Makes perfect sense now, why he hacked that file.

0:30:35 > 0:30:40- If you say so.- So, that's one thing you Murdochs failed to disclose

0:30:40 > 0:30:42in your interviews.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44What else are you all hiding?

0:30:46 > 0:30:47Survivor's guilt.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53You should see somebody. To talk.

0:30:57 > 0:30:58You're like a shadow today, eh?

0:30:58 > 0:31:01Just having a friendly chat.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05Sharing memories of our departed friend.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08If you want to talk, off the record.

0:31:21 > 0:31:26Do you know what? I will have that drink.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Tomato juice, please.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42What can I get you?

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Double hot chocolate, with extra chocolate sprinkles,

0:31:44 > 0:31:47- and that muffin.- The chocolate one?

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Is everything OK?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Can I get it now, please?

0:32:00 > 0:32:01(Can you have a word?)

0:32:07 > 0:32:10Hey, are you OK?

0:32:12 > 0:32:14I'll just take a seat.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27I don't want to talk about it!

0:32:27 > 0:32:29OK, what can I get you?

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- AJ!- What?- Of course I want to talk about it!- Right.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Caitlin's been sacked. It should've been me.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38And you feel bad about that?

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Well, yeah. She's my sister.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44- Say sorry, then.- No, she's being a pure cowbag about it.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49Look, is a bar job worth falling out with family over?

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Well...I, kind of, need the work.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55- Where did you work before The Tall Ship?- Care home.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59- There you go...- Oh, no, I couldn't. It's been so long...

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Don't be silly. See when I get old...

0:33:02 > 0:33:04"When"?

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Hilarious(!)

0:33:06 > 0:33:09When I get old and wrinkly, well, I'd want someone like you.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13Kind, compassionate - that's you, Ellie.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Which is why you'll do the right thing.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Do you know what to say?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34I won't throw your wee girl into the fire.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37You're not even going to say thank you?

0:33:37 > 0:33:40- For giving me back what was mine?- Annie...- What?

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Am I meant to be grateful? Really?

0:33:43 > 0:33:45And you're left with nothing, Alex.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Anyhoo, more drinks, anybody?

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Yep.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Aw, very cosy.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Yeah, well you know me, Inspector. I love my family.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Same again, eh?

0:34:04 > 0:34:07I heard about the damage to your property earlier.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Yeah. The whole community's going to hell in a handcart. Need to get

0:34:10 > 0:34:13some new polis round here. Ones that know what they're doing.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17I just want you to know...

0:34:18 > 0:34:21..I'll be picking up exactly where Craig left off.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26So?

0:34:26 > 0:34:31He dumped me. Well, I think he did.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34- What happened? - He told me he loved me.

0:34:35 > 0:34:39Hold on, you went from there to breaking up...in one morning?

0:34:39 > 0:34:42In two hours. Biggest U-turn in history.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46Must be crossed wires or something. That's not Bob.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Talk to him.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52I don't want to play games. I've been there and got that T-shirt.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Got a wardrobe full of T-shirts.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57He's one of the good ones, Kim. I promise you that.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59I can't get hurt - not again.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05Did you say it back?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07I said "Thank you."

0:35:07 > 0:35:09I'm just not good with words.

0:35:09 > 0:35:14But do you, you know...luurve him?

0:35:14 > 0:35:15Cassie!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17You do. I can see you do.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23- Like I said, I'm just really bad with...- Words. Yeah, I get that.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Come on. We're going to my place.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Sometimes, Kim, you just got to put yourself out there.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37- And if they won't listen? - Well, then, you make 'em.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46OK, aye, I'll ask him.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Right. Bye.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52You chucked her out?

0:35:52 > 0:35:55She wanted to leave.

0:35:55 > 0:35:56Right, we can fix this.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59All is not lost, my friend, for I am the bearer of good news.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Kim's coming to ours for dinner tonight. You should come.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Like a blind date.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06But we've already seen each other.

0:36:06 > 0:36:07The opposite of a blind date.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11- A date.- Aye.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Look, come for your dinner. Have a few beers.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- What could possibly go wrong? - She said "Thank you."

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Aye, apart from that. - Sorry, Cupid, it's no' happening.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22ENGINE STARTS

0:36:22 > 0:36:25So, what now?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- How are we going to deal with this guy?- He'll come to us.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31I'll leave you to talk "business."

0:36:32 > 0:36:34I've got a surgery to sort out.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Look, why don't you come see me later?

0:36:39 > 0:36:43- And why would I want to do that? - Because I don't think you're coping.

0:36:43 > 0:36:44I'm fine.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47EXPLOSION

0:36:47 > 0:36:49What the hell was that?!

0:36:51 > 0:36:53SHE GROANS

0:36:53 > 0:36:55It's OK, it's OK. I've got her.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Amber, Amber, look at me.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03You're all right.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08A broken fuel line, obviously.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13Yeah, DCI Grant, calling in a burning vehicle

0:37:13 > 0:37:15on Montego Street, Shieldinch.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Yeah. Definitely arson.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Looks like everyone's OK.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Aye, this time.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43My office. Now.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Hey. Where's the polis now, eh? When they're needed.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55Folks, if you could just step back off the road. Please, step back.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57Emergency services are on their way.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Beat it!- Caitlin!- Beat it!!- Caitlin!

0:38:25 > 0:38:26Beat it, job thief!

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Did you no' see what just happened out there? Life's too short.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- We need to talk.- I've got hee-haw to say.- Makes a change.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36Right, we're going out.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40Out with you? Nae chance. No' in a month of Sundays. Never again.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42To get wasted?

0:38:42 > 0:38:43Are you paying?

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Well, how did you no' say so? I'll go and get ready.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54I don't need that. Lamb madras, Vindaloo for me.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Eat that and you're on the couch.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58What about Kim?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00I think she might be vegan.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Why would you think that?

0:39:02 > 0:39:04She looks it.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06How do you look vegan?

0:39:06 > 0:39:08The eyes.

0:39:08 > 0:39:09Hi, Kim!

0:39:09 > 0:39:11I don't think this is going to work, Cassie.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14Trust me. Come on, let's get you ready. Come, come, come, come.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18(You've got to get Bob here...now!)

0:39:18 > 0:39:20He's very stubborn is Bob.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22(Try harder!)

0:39:37 > 0:39:38Take a seat.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41I just need something to help me sleep, that's all.

0:39:45 > 0:39:46Sure.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59Look, what you witnessed, it was...horrific.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Can I just get that prescription, please?

0:40:09 > 0:40:10Thanks.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Amber...

0:40:12 > 0:40:15you just buried the man that you loved.

0:40:16 > 0:40:17Here, you're allowed to grieve.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21You need to grieve...

0:40:22 > 0:40:23..to move on.

0:40:25 > 0:40:26Move!

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Would you please move?

0:40:33 > 0:40:35It's OK. It's OK.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38I just want to tell him I'm sorry...

0:40:41 > 0:40:44..that I'm so, so sorry.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45Come on.

0:40:48 > 0:40:49AMBER SOBS

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Appropriate force.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54- Sorry? - You round up some of the guys,

0:40:54 > 0:40:56you find out where this clown is

0:40:56 > 0:40:57and we go and get him now.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00We? You're on your own, Lenny. I've got stuff to do.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Fine. I'll deal with it myself, as usual.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11- The Candle Room.- What?

0:41:11 > 0:41:14That's my price for helping you out. You hate the place anyway.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16- And it's wrecked.- No chance.

0:41:17 > 0:41:18HE DIALS

0:41:26 > 0:41:28- Lenny...- I said no deal, Alex.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30You need to see this.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40You all right, boys?

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Saw there was a wee fire.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50I've told you, I'm never drinking in this dive again.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54You are supposed to be on shift.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56- I quit.- OTHERS: What?

0:41:57 > 0:41:58You cannot just "quit".

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Well, I can and I am.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02Is this because of "her"?

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Call me "her" again and see what happens.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Caitlin, will you shut up?

0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Can you not see why she gave you the bullet?- Naw.

0:42:09 > 0:42:13Suzie, Caitlin beat me today hands down. She was better.

0:42:13 > 0:42:14I know it, and you know it too.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16The only reason you don't want her working here

0:42:16 > 0:42:18- is cos she's too much like you.- OTHERS: What?

0:42:18 > 0:42:19She is.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21She's a strong, independent woman,

0:42:21 > 0:42:25she's intelligent, passionate about her work.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27You two are cut from the same cloth

0:42:27 > 0:42:29and if you don't hire her back, then, well, Suzie,

0:42:29 > 0:42:32- you really are pretty stupid. - Ellie's right.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Well, I disagree.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Well, then you'll have no barmaids as of today

0:42:38 > 0:42:40and two less customers for life.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43And you'll be a bar manager down as well, my back is killing me.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44I need to go and lie down.

0:42:48 > 0:42:49Fine.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54- Maybes I don't want to... - Caitlin McLean.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57All right, all right.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01Well, go on, customers need serving.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10Hey, are you going to buy me a drink, then, cos I cannae afford to?

0:43:28 > 0:43:29Nice dram.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Better than the Tall Ship, anyway.

0:43:35 > 0:43:36Lock the door.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48You and your wee games, they're finished now.

0:43:50 > 0:43:51That's a pity.

0:43:52 > 0:43:53We were just getting started.

0:44:06 > 0:44:07Lenny...

0:44:09 > 0:44:10You were in my house.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Murdoch! I need a statement about the car.

0:44:20 > 0:44:21Lenny?

0:44:29 > 0:44:32I need to deal with this. Keep an eye on him.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38I need to take a statement from you.

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Yeah, well, I'll put it on my To Do list.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42I'm going to need you to come down the station now.

0:44:42 > 0:44:46You called in the cavalry for what? A dodgy fuel line?

0:44:46 > 0:44:48Well, I like to be thorough.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50We could do it in your office if you like?

0:44:50 > 0:44:51I'll meet you outside.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52SIREN WAILS

0:45:01 > 0:45:03- What's happening?- I've got to go.

0:45:04 > 0:45:05You deal with him.

0:45:05 > 0:45:06Me?!

0:45:06 > 0:45:10It's not a request. I've got to go see the DCI.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13I named my price. That hasn't changed.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22Fine, but you take him away from here.

0:45:22 > 0:45:23The polis have seen enough.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33But if she did love me, she'd say it back, right?

0:45:33 > 0:45:37I mean, it's no' hard. "I love you." There you go. Easy.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39But then maybe it was my fault

0:45:39 > 0:45:41for freaking her out by coming on too strong.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43What do you think?

0:45:43 > 0:45:45You're punching above your weight, Bob.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47Say what you really think, Madonna.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49That's not what I think, that's what Gran said.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53I've been looking for you everywhere. What's happening?

0:45:54 > 0:45:56We were just saying that if Kim did love me, then maybe...

0:45:56 > 0:45:59I can't take this any more! He's your problem.

0:46:05 > 0:46:09Right, listen. Kim's round at ours. She really wants to see you, mate.

0:46:12 > 0:46:13All right.

0:46:14 > 0:46:15Aye?

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Aye.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18So, what are you going to say?

0:46:18 > 0:46:20That we're over.

0:46:20 > 0:46:21Hold on, what?

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Look, mate, you really don't want to do this.

0:46:23 > 0:46:25- Madonna's right.- She's ten!

0:46:25 > 0:46:27I always punch above my weight and I always get hurt, every time.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30- Bob...- It's just a matter of time, before she ends it anyway,

0:46:30 > 0:46:32- so, for once, I'm calling the shots. - But...

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Look, if I get out now, then I cannae get hurt any more, can I?

0:46:40 > 0:46:41RICK GROANS

0:46:45 > 0:46:47It's all right. I'll take it from here, boys.

0:46:50 > 0:46:51RICK COUGHS

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Drink?

0:47:01 > 0:47:02RICK CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:47:06 > 0:47:07Sorry about the...

0:47:09 > 0:47:10Lucky punch.

0:47:13 > 0:47:14How's the eye?

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Lucky punch.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26That was a nice touch, by the way, the car bomb.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29Really tipped him over the edge.

0:47:29 > 0:47:30Well, you wanted fireworks.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34But coming into his office? That was too close.

0:47:34 > 0:47:38That was stupid, Rick. I wouldn't have been able to stop that.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44You get what you were looking for?

0:47:46 > 0:47:47It's been a good day.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01Oh, what, you don't trust your own flesh and blood?

0:48:12 > 0:48:13What time's your flight?

0:48:13 > 0:48:14Plenty of time.

0:48:18 > 0:48:19Cheers, cuz.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26- Bob, wait. Stop.- No, I'm doing it.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27- Just wait!- Move it.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29Wait!

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Angus, what are you doing, man?

0:48:38 > 0:48:39Cool.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41Angus!

0:48:44 > 0:48:45Kim...

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Actually, sorry, can I go first?

0:48:59 > 0:49:02This is stupid. Why did I let her talk me into this?

0:49:02 > 0:49:03What?

0:49:03 > 0:49:04Kim...

0:49:04 > 0:49:07I was just trying to find a way...

0:49:07 > 0:49:09a way to say...

0:49:13 > 0:49:14Why do you hate mayonnaise?

0:49:20 > 0:49:22I love you, Bob Adams.

0:49:24 > 0:49:25Thank you.

0:49:27 > 0:49:28This isn't funny!

0:49:28 > 0:49:30I'm sorry.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34So, do you still want to end this?

0:49:34 > 0:49:35Because that's OK. I get it.

0:49:37 > 0:49:38Kim...

0:49:38 > 0:49:40I never wanted to end this.

0:49:40 > 0:49:41Are you sure?

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Just please don't hurt me, Bob. Please don't...

0:49:46 > 0:49:47I promise.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52And I don't care what anybody else thinks, if I'm moving too fast...

0:49:54 > 0:49:55..because I love you, too.

0:49:56 > 0:49:57Yeah?

0:50:00 > 0:50:02So...what now?

0:50:13 > 0:50:14On the house.

0:50:14 > 0:50:15Caitlin, you'll get fired again.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17The old battle-axe'll never know.

0:50:17 > 0:50:18Hey!

0:50:22 > 0:50:24That's better. Here, do you think I should ask for a raise?

0:50:24 > 0:50:25Er, no.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Maybe the morrow, eh?

0:50:27 > 0:50:30Caitlin, service!

0:50:30 > 0:50:31Talk about slave driver!

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Don't know why I bother?

0:50:33 > 0:50:34You did the right thing.

0:50:34 > 0:50:37Aye, tell that to my bank manager.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40So, what about the caring?

0:50:40 > 0:50:41You can't just click your fingers, AJ.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Are you any good at making toasties?

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Nah, I always put too much cheese on them

0:50:49 > 0:50:52and it spills out over the edges or not enough cheese

0:50:52 > 0:50:55and it just tastes like two bits of bread with air in the middle.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57You're not really selling yourself, are you?

0:50:58 > 0:51:00Are you offering me a job?

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Part-time.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05During the busy periods...but it comes with one strict condition.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Well, two actually.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11One, learn how to make toasties. It's not that hard.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13And second, it's temporary.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15You phone round every care home in the area

0:51:15 > 0:51:17in the next few weeks, all right?

0:51:17 > 0:51:20Sell yourself - get back to what you trained for,

0:51:20 > 0:51:21what you love doing.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34You all right, darlin'?

0:51:36 > 0:51:37The car...

0:51:41 > 0:51:42Yeah, I know.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55Business class. Five-star hotel.

0:51:57 > 0:51:58On the beach.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Return flight.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05So you're not sending me away, then?

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Two weeks. Then you come home.

0:52:14 > 0:52:16We still haven't talked properly about...

0:52:16 > 0:52:17How you put a bullet in me?

0:52:21 > 0:52:22I'm sorry.

0:52:26 > 0:52:27Nothing more to say.

0:52:29 > 0:52:30Really?

0:52:34 > 0:52:37Oh, remember and take your suntan lotion.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39Your mother used to have to put factor 50 on you

0:52:39 > 0:52:41when you were a wean.

0:52:41 > 0:52:42Well, still need it.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50- Send me a postcard.- Oh, do people even do that any more?

0:52:53 > 0:52:54Thanks, Dad.

0:53:15 > 0:53:16HE DIALS

0:53:17 > 0:53:19RINGING TONE

0:53:22 > 0:53:23Is it done?

0:53:23 > 0:53:24'It's done.'

0:53:31 > 0:53:33You look very pleased with yourself.

0:53:33 > 0:53:38Well, you've got this place back, I've got the Candle Rooms back...

0:53:39 > 0:53:42..and we got to christen your reclaimed office.

0:53:42 > 0:53:43Good day all round.

0:53:45 > 0:53:48You know, it's like you masterminded the whole thing.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50I'm not that clever.

0:53:51 > 0:53:53If you say so.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57You know, it's funny how they managed

0:53:57 > 0:54:00to get your face, but, um...

0:54:01 > 0:54:03..there's not a mark on the rest of your body.

0:54:05 > 0:54:06Well, my face is my best feature.

0:54:08 > 0:54:09I beg to differ.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18I love you.

0:54:18 > 0:54:19You're drunk.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22Marry me.

0:54:23 > 0:54:25You are really drunk.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28I mean it.

0:54:28 > 0:54:29Oh, yeah, yeah, OK, then(!)

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Come on, why not? Let's do it.

0:54:32 > 0:54:33Let's get hitched.

0:54:35 > 0:54:36Are you serious?

0:54:39 > 0:54:40What do you say?

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Yeah?

0:54:45 > 0:54:46Yes!

0:54:55 > 0:54:57We're out.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03I'll just go up and check on Robbie.

0:55:03 > 0:55:05Take your time, I'll manage.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08All right, Rocky.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10Champagne. Your best bottle.

0:55:10 > 0:55:11Keep the change.

0:55:15 > 0:55:16Splashing the cash, eh?

0:55:18 > 0:55:19Rick? What are you playing at?

0:55:19 > 0:55:22I thought I'd hang around for a while.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24Take in some of the sights, you know.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27That wasn't the deal.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29I'm not asking for your permission.

0:55:32 > 0:55:34I'll see you around, cuz.

0:55:39 > 0:55:43Your bubbles. So, what we celebrating?

0:55:45 > 0:55:47The Fury?!

0:55:47 > 0:55:48I don't know anything about this.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Aw, mate, mate, do the voice.

0:55:50 > 0:55:51HE GROANS

0:55:51 > 0:55:52Wait till you hear this.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:55:56 > 0:56:01Huh, huh, huh - you are through to The Fury.

0:56:01 > 0:56:09Ready and waiting. So tell me your deepest, darkest fantasies...

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Oh, that's awful.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13I needed the money! And Hilda loved it.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15She did.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17More wine, Mr Fury?

0:56:17 > 0:56:18Yes, please.

0:56:18 > 0:56:19I'll get it.

0:56:21 > 0:56:22Who's Hilda?

0:56:23 > 0:56:24TEXT ALERT

0:56:29 > 0:56:31LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND

0:56:37 > 0:56:41The thing about illness, it really sorts out the sheep from the goats.

0:56:41 > 0:56:43I only drink with my mates.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46My name is Amandeep Jandhu and I'm a terrible friend.

0:56:46 > 0:56:48I need your help. It's Dad.

0:56:48 > 0:56:49He's sacked another carer.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51He's super grumpy and he won't let me do anything for him.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53We have a proposition for you.

0:56:53 > 0:56:54I'm Ellie. I'm your new cleaner.

0:56:54 > 0:56:55I can't find my phone.

0:56:55 > 0:56:58- You looked at her tests.- I couldnae help it, they kept popping up.

0:56:58 > 0:56:59Do you think she's cheating on you?

0:56:59 > 0:57:02No. There's just stuff I don't know about her.

0:57:02 > 0:57:03Bob.