0:00:21 > 0:00:24What are you doing sniffing around here all of a sudden?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I've got myself into a bit of debt with the wrong people.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28He's using wee Charlotte as some kind of bargaining chip.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31You won't be seeing Charlotte again, unless you keep on paying.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- You can't let him get away with this.- I don't intend to.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Take a tablet. - I'm all out of the strong stuff.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Look, I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't desperate.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Well, who's lying? - You, and my dad. You slept with him.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44What about Mum? Are you going to tell her or should I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Celebrating something? - Caitlin's going back to college.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- BOTH:- Cheers.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Caitlin.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Caitlin!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58SHE SHOUTS: CAITLIN!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Oxymoron!- What, who's a moron?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05What time is it?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Why are you not ready for school?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11You didn't wake me.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Passed out in your clothes again?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I'm telling you - those box sets are going to be the death of you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's not because of the box sets. It's because she was...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Ruby, move!- No milk, no butter.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Feel free to buy some. - We're out of toothpaste.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Well, I'm not running a flipping B&B!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25No milk, no toiletries.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'm telling you, if this was a B&B, I wouldn't be paying.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Well, you can sign the visitors book on your way out!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Why don't you just tell her?- What?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38About your exam? She might actually be supportive.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What's my exam got to do with anything?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- You're clearly stressed out your box.- No, I'm not.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- SHE SHOUTS:- Ruby, move yourself!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47- SHE SHOUTS:- Move!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- You're going to do the school run, right?- Uh-huh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Maggie, supportive? Aye, right.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- No.- Hear me out.- I said no.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03It would be fast, it would be quick.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05There's plenty manholes a boy could fall down in Glasgow.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Nobody would miss him. - Fraser's Charlotte's father!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11He's a waste of oxygen! Better putting him out of his misery.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14This is exactly the kind of thing I was protecting her from.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16See, what kind of guy is he?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Treating a wee lassie like that, crawling for money?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- At least we've got some standards. - Do we?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Maybe we need to reassess our standards
0:02:23 > 0:02:25while you're talking about taking another man's life.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Yeah? Define "man."
0:02:28 > 0:02:31There is another way, you know. One that's humane,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34and decent, and legal.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36That's the sort of life I want for YOUR granddaughter.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47MACHINE BEEPS
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Hey!- Hey.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55So, a little fashion advice...
0:02:55 > 0:03:00This jacket? Is it a statement piece or a total state?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Pardon?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03The jacket that I want - it's on sale.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Designer knock-off, but it's a little out of my budget.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm sorry, what, are you asking me to buy you a jacket?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14No, not buy, just contribute.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I've got 35 quid, I just need the other 60.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18£60?!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Look, Frankie, I don't have time for this.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- I need to get to...- Where?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25What could possibly be more important
0:03:25 > 0:03:26than bonding with your niece?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hey, we could go shopping together. You know, little girlie day.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Bring Mum?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm not interested in your games.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Games? Right, you're accusing me of playing games?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Well, I guess it takes a player to know one.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I'm running late.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45"Punctuality is..."
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Aye, all right. - "..the politeness of..."
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Right, "kings," Alasdair, I get it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52But kings don't have to work the late shift in a bar
0:03:52 > 0:03:55and then come home and swot up on Edwin-flipping-Morgan
0:03:55 > 0:03:57and find swimming kits, and shampoo, and then make
0:03:57 > 0:04:00packed lunches while their weans moan the face off them.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'm sensing you're somewhat discombobulated.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Is that a real word or a made-up one?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK, now, we need to calm you down.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Let's look at your last assignment and then recalibrate.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11And deep breaths.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20H2O.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You sure party hard for someone your age.
0:04:23 > 0:04:2630s are the new 20s, I'll have you know.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Says who?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31You know... They... People.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The ones that make up the rules of life.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35You're still drunk.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Be a wee angel and go and get me a real coffee, would you?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Hmm. I guess I am pretty angelic.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44That's three coffees this week,
0:04:44 > 0:04:48so you probably owe me at least a cooked breakfast.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49At the weekend.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Full Scottish, no tomatoes.- Deal.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12The courts are looking at what's best for Charlotte.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'm best.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Awarding interim residency to Fraser might just seem like
0:05:17 > 0:05:20the least upheaval, given the circumstances.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I should have known. With my record.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I mean, a man who tries to sell his own daughter is preferable to a...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31..a murderess.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yeah, pretty chilling word that, isn't it?
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Mur-der-ess.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Would you give your child to one?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Right, well, you have to stop saying that, for a start.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45You have to convince them that you're a young mother.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47A victim of circumstance.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Nah, we need a Plan B.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I need to...do something...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Like what?
0:05:54 > 0:05:59What you need to do now is present an image of a straight-laced
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- and well-adjusted....- Normal person.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Normal? As in...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09As in "not Murdoch."
0:06:12 > 0:06:15HE MURMURS TO SELF
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Where did you learn the word "elicits?"- How? Is it wrong?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24No, no, no, it's spot on.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Well...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35..it's very good.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It looks as if it was written on toilet paper, but...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I was in a rush.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Your folio is strong, your analysis honed,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46your months of slog behind you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You are set. So, let's talk technique.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Now, take your time,
0:06:51 > 0:06:55don't plough on before you've fully understood the questions.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- You'll be surprised what nerves can do.- Aye.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I still worry I'm going to freeze and forget how to write my own name.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You know that, "Turn over your papers," the silence,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06it pure gives me the dry boak.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Some folk seem sort of... - So confident?
0:07:10 > 0:07:15This is a test of aptitude, not bravado.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- You've done the hard graft.- Aye.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Success is 90% preparation
0:07:21 > 0:07:24and only 10% perspiration.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm definitely 50/50.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Anyways, I've still got 24 hours.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35No, Caitlin, you have got five hours and...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- well, 30 minutes to be precise... - What?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- ..until the examination. - It's today?!- Uh-huh.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46"Custodies in caput."
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- That's Latin for keep the heid. - Aye, whatever! See yourself out!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Don't want to hear it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Lost keys? Broken alarm? UFO abduction?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- No, I...- Save it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03We have an adjudicator visiting today
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- from Scotland's Community Pub of the Year awards.- Today?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10The Tall Ship has form here.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15I want everything running like clockwork. No excuses!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18We are not dropping the ball, not on my shift.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Watch. That floor's just been double mopped.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- I cannae stay. I need to go. - Go? You just got here.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'll need to get a hold of somebody to cover.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Surprise! I'll do it.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34What...? Why are you not at school?!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- In-service day. - You having a laugh?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You know, when the school's open, but you don't need to go in.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Why didn't you mention that earlier? Oh, do you know what, never mind.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Get out from behind that bar!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Don't take it out on Ruby just cos you've lost the plot.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Crabbit. See, that's what happens when you stay up all night
0:08:51 > 0:08:52watching Breaking Bad.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Robbie, pick up your phone.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- It's cos of her exam. She's always stressed.- Ruby!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Exam? This is what this is all about? That thing at college.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's not just a thing... Oh, hi, Robbie, it's...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, stupid answer machine!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08See, nobody bothers if you take up a hobby as long as it
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- doesn't interfere with your life. - Ellie, pick up, come on!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You should take up Zumba, like a normal person.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I don't want to take up Zumba.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ruby, don't touch that...
0:09:18 > 0:09:19GLASS SHATTERS
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Sorry, I'm just leaving. Annie had to head back to work.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Nah, you're fine. I'm not due at the club for hours yet.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39So, how'd it go?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I take it the court order didn't go your way.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45They're never going to let me near her.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47You'd let Lenny do it, right?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52From the sounds of this Fraser guy, I'd probably do it myself.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- I didn't know.- What?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57All these years she was with him, I...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01..I didn't know what he was.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04And now he's got his hooks into her for keeps.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07How could I have ever loved someone like that?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12there's no point in being sentimental. He's an obstacle.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16The way I see it, you've got three choices -
0:10:16 > 0:10:18you fight him in court,
0:10:18 > 0:10:19you pay him off,
0:10:19 > 0:10:21or you remove him from the equation.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26PHONE RINGS
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I've a feeling I've accidently chucked them doing my spring clean.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Perdaminol, 50mg?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38When I get my Marigolds on, I'm like a whirling dervish.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Kim and Aggie, eat your heart out.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Two weeks' supply?- Yeah.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Robbie, I can't give you any more of these until the course is finished.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49They are highly addictive.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Oh, really?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53And they have to be prescribed sparingly
0:10:53 > 0:10:55and used according to the instructions.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59My back's killing me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03If these are used incorrectly, if they are overused or abused...
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Abused? I'm not scoffing them like pick n' mix!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Are you trying to suggest that I'm taking them for a laugh?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13My back is done in! I can't even tie my shoelaces!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15But you can manage a lively spring clean?
0:11:18 > 0:11:23I can give you something else. Non-opioids.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24They'll never be strong enough.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29It's up to you.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36And if you find that you need the Perdaminol for something other
0:11:36 > 0:11:39than your back, then you have to come back and see me...
0:11:41 > 0:11:44..because that's something we do have to discuss.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52"Shakespeare uses pa-the-tic..."
0:11:53 > 0:11:57"Pathetic fallacy..." Pathetic what? What's that?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Alasdair never taught me that one. Ruby, look it up.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I just don't see what's the point.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03- What the point is.- What?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06"What the point is" is the correct way of saying it.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I know the correct way of saying it.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10All I'm saying is you've got a perfectly good job
0:12:10 > 0:12:13that puts food on the table, why waste your time going backwards?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Yeah, you don't need exams to work in a bar, Mum.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Is that what you think?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I work in a bar, so I might as well stay ignorant?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- I'm just saying. - I'll tell you what,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25there's a huge pile of cutlery there that needs polishing,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27you've got two choices -
0:12:27 > 0:12:29you can either keep helping me and maybe learn something
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- or go and get a cloth?- Fine.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I'm sick of your stupid exams.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I need five.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50This roller's not pinned in right. It's shoogly.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Look. Shoogle, shoogle.- Stop that!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I've been under here rather a long time, Robbie.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I'm beginning to feel a bit itchy.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- What's the matter with you the day? You not feeling well?- I'm fine.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I think someone has been out on the randan.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10Booze! That's what I can smell. I was thinking it was new toner.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Will you two cut it out? I'm not in the mood.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14You better pull yourself together.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19We want to leave here looking like Vera Lynn, not Shakespeares Sister!
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Vera Lynn. She's just released an album - no stopping that one.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28# If the sun should tumble from the sky
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# Or the sea should suddenly run dry
0:13:32 > 0:13:36# If you love me, really love me
0:13:36 > 0:13:42# Let it happen, I don't care... #
0:13:42 > 0:13:43I can't take you two today.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# La, la, la, la, la, la. #
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- HE SHOUTS: Right, pack it in! My ears are bleeding!- Ooh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, is that hurting your head, son?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56You know, you'll need to cut down on all this partying at your age.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Or you'll end up like...thingmy, whatshisname...? You know...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03"Let's go outside."
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ouch!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06You just stabbed me in the heid!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- George was 53!- Aye, gone too soon.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And you will be and all, if you're not careful.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yes, life takes it's toll after 30.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19If you can't stand the heat, stay out the kitchen, that's what I say.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Thanks.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I want my money's worth. Hangover or no hangover.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27And if I don't like it, I will not be paying.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You don't pay me enough to put up with your caterwauling anyway.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Oh, charming.- What's happened to "the customer's always right?"
0:14:33 > 0:14:35You are always right! A right pain in the behind!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40# If the sun should tumble from the sky... #
0:14:40 > 0:14:41HE SHOUTS: Right, that's it!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Where are you going? - Home for a lie down.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- You cannae leave us like this! - Just watch me.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Robbie, answer your damn phone, come on.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01OK, doll?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Not now, Pete.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04All right.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06What is that?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09What, my shirt? That was the question.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11How do you get soy sauce out of cotton?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Why are you wearing it like that? - It's my lucky shirt.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Why are you wearing your lucky shirt?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- My happy one's in the wash. - Take it off.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Not now. Go home and take it off, I'll fix it later.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Really?- Aye, I've got three weans. Four, counting you.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- I know how to get soy sauce out of shirts.- You're a star.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- All I'm good for, apparently. - You'll be grand.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34What are you talking about? Who told you?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Maggie might have...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Maggie. Shooting her big mouth off. Save it, right.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I know I'm not exactly the academic type,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43and I'm spreading myself too thin...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Whoa, whoa, whoa! I think it's fantastic.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Really?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50You're the smartest person I know.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Why do you think I come to you? - Aye, well,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54getting soy sauce out of shirts
0:15:54 > 0:15:58and close text analysis aren't exactly the same thing.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Caitlin...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Might as well take my clothes off and make it a full-blown nightmare.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- What?- Nothing. What is it?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06The bar is unmanned.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Perhaps you could bother yourself to bring up the barrels,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11empty the slop trays.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15We are going for Pub of the Year not Midden of the Month.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Aye. It's always nice to be appreciated.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Robbie, look at this jacket Frankie wants.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Hot to trot or fashion suicide?
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Not right now. I'm away to lie down in a darkened room.- What's up?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, I'm in immense pain for starters, and my doctor,
0:16:34 > 0:16:37your aunt, has deemed it inappropriate to treat me.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39What, Annie?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I have paid my taxes for years
0:16:41 > 0:16:43and she's treating me like a common junkie.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45What, she won't prescribe you anything?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47She won't sign off on my repeat.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Maybe she's worried about you mixing drugs with alcohol.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Who are you, my mother?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56You know, that sucks. I could speak to her for you, if you like?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I don't think so. I've been humiliated enough as it is.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Yeah, but I'm her favourite niece.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05We've got a very special relationship.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07No offence, but I don't think appealing to Dr Annie's
0:17:07 > 0:17:10sentimental side is ever going to work.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Yeah, that wasn't what I had in mind.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17This might just be a job to you, Caitlin,
0:17:17 > 0:17:21but I take the opinion of our patrons very seriously.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Customer satisfaction is paramount.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Right. Sorry. I'll do her another one.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Suzie, I can't stay the day. - Pardon?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Well, something's come up. I've called Robbie and...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?- I can't...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37That's Ruby wittering on about going up the town with her pals.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Ruby?- Aye, she's out the back.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Work experience.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Let me get this straight.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45You have come in late, with your child in tow.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Given sloppy service, left the bar unattended,
0:17:49 > 0:17:53and now you are telling me that on the day when we have a member of
0:17:53 > 0:17:57the Pub and Bar Association coming to judge our performance
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- that you are unable to do your shift at all?- Aye.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I know I'm not going to get employee of the month.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Caitlin... - She's got this test at college
0:18:05 > 0:18:07and she's just getting her knickers in a knot.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- It's not just a test... - I am all for adult education,
0:18:10 > 0:18:14and far be it from me to curtail anyone's personal ambitions,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17however whimsical, but you need to manage your time better
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- for the sake of your job and your family.- That's what I said.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Thanks. I'll remember that. Look, I know I've messed up,
0:18:23 > 0:18:24so can I go?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I am having lunch with Brian from the Association,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I'll be back at 1pm.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, perhaps I can take over then. Will that help?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Aye, it would. Thanks.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I need this place to look immaculate,
0:18:37 > 0:18:42customers smiling, and the marketing display up.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Of course.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46And, Caitlin, if you want to continue working here,
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I need you to commit to doing a much better job.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Sorry we cannae do something more fun today.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Not my fault you forgot in-service day.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Well, you should have gave me the letter, Ruby. You're not five.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Right, that's me away.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Can you not mind Ruby for a bit?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Ellie's away to physio with Greig...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I don't need minding, I'm not a baby.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Oh, forget it.- I'm not saying no. I've just... I've got bits to do.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Oh, aye, you better check your hectic schedule.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23You're not the only one with commitments.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Can I not just go into town?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Can you not take her for a few hours?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Can she not just stay at home?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Why's everyone talking like I'm a problem? I'm not a problem.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33When you forget to give me school letters
0:19:33 > 0:19:36and turn up at my work and break stuff and moan all day,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38you're a problem!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Nice. Let's just hope these exams are worth it.- Oh...
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Thanks for coming.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Yeah, well, folk know I'm here, so...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01What did you think we were planning to do?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Well, you never know with your family.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You can't think so little of us?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I mean, you were happy to put Charlotte in our care before.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09"Happy" isn't the word.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Well, what is the word? "Desperate"?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'm not the one begging to see my own daughter.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14That's pretty desperate.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16A wee lassie that barely knows you even exist.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Charlotte is our little girl, and I just want what's best for her.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I don't want there to be any animosity between us.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ooh, that's a big word!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Did they teach you that in prison school?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Can we not just settle this amicably?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Like, avoid dragging Charlotte through the courts.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- I thought that...- What?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34That you'd just change your tune and I'd dance to it?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Do you want to talk finance? Cos my goodwill tank's running pretty low.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I thought not.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Come back to me when you've got something more concrete
0:20:42 > 0:20:44to offer, hmm?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48What's this cretin doing here?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Dad...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, now you're here, let's sit down, have a wee chat...
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Stop.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You see, cos I don't think you've really got a grip of
0:20:58 > 0:20:59this negotiating thing.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02The way I see it, you have to have something to bargain with
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- that we cannae just take off you. - I said, stop.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And then all that's left is cleaning up some minor complications.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10That's you.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You're a minor complication.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Are you threatening me?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I don't make threats.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Well, I can't imagine what this would do to Charlotte.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Can you?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I mean, I'm no psychologist,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25but the trauma of losing your dad so young,
0:21:25 > 0:21:26the heartache...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Kids are tough.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30She'll soon forget you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Can you be sure?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33She gets nightmares.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Last night, even, she woke up crying for her mum.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Not you, of course -
0:21:39 > 0:21:41the mum that raised her.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43You see, I'm all she has left.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Only someone really, really twisted would take that away from her.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Dad, let him go.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Just say the word.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- CAITLIN CHUCKLES - The place is a mess, isn't it?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Welcome to the Community Pub Of The Year.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28So, what's up?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Erm...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You see the set-up at the Pop-Up later?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Caitlin...
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I'm so sorry, I just cannae make it today.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Did you talk to AJ to confirm the catering at least?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39What is going on?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Last week you were desperate to pick up shifts.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I know it seems like I'm letting you down, but...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45If you don't want the job any more...
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I do! It's just I've got so much on...
0:22:48 > 0:22:49With your evening class? I get it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I sort of undersold it.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- It's no' just an evening class. - Right.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Thanks, Cassie. I'll make it up to you, I promise.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59It's OK. I'll manage.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Just do what you have to do.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12And how have you been feeling since I last saw you?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Good. Busy.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Working in the Ship, cleaning.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Suzie took a chance on me.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm glad to hear that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26And how have you been managing, physically?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Och, you know, a bit dizzy sometimes.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Shivery.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Any loss of appetite?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I'm not overly hungry, no.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Bruising?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Only...
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Well, like I said, I work in the pub,
0:23:39 > 0:23:43and sometimes I'm a wee bit clumsy around the tables, so...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45OK, so you have experienced some bruising?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Could I take a look please?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Oh...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Maggie, are you all right? Are you feeling unwell at the moment?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- It'll pass. - SHE SIGHS
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I've been like this on and off for the last few weeks.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I think it's a virus.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Your blood markers do suggest a decline...
0:24:01 > 0:24:05WATER POURS ..so I think we should get you back in for some more tests.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09More tests? I'm like a human pincushion as it is.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12And I'd like to send you off for a scan.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I have good reason to believe that this may be
0:24:14 > 0:24:16cirrhosis of the liver, Maggie.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Cirrhosis?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I know you said inflammation, but...
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Well, chronic inflammation and fibrosis can lead to cirrhosis,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29and you're showing signs that this may have progressed.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45PHONE RINGS
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Are you able to go to the hospital this afternoon?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51No, I'm...I'm minding Ruby.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54OK, that's fine, we can try and get you an appointment for tomorrow.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- SHE EXHALES - Well, is it...?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I mean, I know I'm no' 100%, but, I mean, they hospitals,
0:25:00 > 0:25:02you go in there and you don't know what you'll catch.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Maggie, cirrhosis untreated or undiagnosed can lead to
0:25:07 > 0:25:11liver failure and it carries an increased risk of liver cancer.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Now, we don't know what's going on inside there,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16and, well, you're not looking as well as I'd liked,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18so let's not take any chances, OK?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# Stop, collaborate and listen! #
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Are you up for this?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28What?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31'90s discotheque at the Pop-Up. Catering by yours truly...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I'll try.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I've got to re-arrange my shift.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I've got to take Caitlin to her exam.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38It's an actual exam?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Why didn't she say?
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Erm...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I don't think she wanted anyone to know.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I mean, if she wants to go back to school, then, great!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Although, personally, I couldn't think of anything worse.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49High school?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Yuck.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Were you not the prom queen type, then?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Are you kidding?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I was a total misfit in high school.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00At prom I got voted "most likely to sell all her belongings
0:26:00 > 0:26:02"and live with a gorilla colony".
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Well, I suppose you did end up with Angus...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I just... I don't get what she's so ashamed of.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Why all the sneaking around?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Well, I'm no psychologist but...
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Here we go.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16..I think the secrecy is down to her own fear of failure.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18If no-one knows, the less people to let down.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Deep.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Yeah, I guess.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23So, what would you have been at prom, Peter?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26"Most likely to die on the toilet eating a steak bake"?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Very funny.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34Well, I have to head, but if you see Caitlin, tell her...
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Tell her, "Good luck."
0:26:35 > 0:26:38And tell her we'll do something to celebrate when it's all over.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39I think she'd really like that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42By the way, you've got something on your shirt.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52This stuff stinks.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55It's vintage, I'll have you know.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- PHONE RINGS - Is that another word for old and smelly?- Ah...
0:27:02 > 0:27:08Shieldinch Vintage Clothes Emporium, how may I help you?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, hello!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12SHE LAUGHS
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Hey.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16This is not what I thought working in a shop would be like.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17How come?
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Well, I thought it would be like,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22"Madam, let me chose a dress to match your shoes,"
0:27:22 > 0:27:24and, "That is sooooo you."
0:27:24 > 0:27:25That's nice.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- I've got, like, £1.60. - SHE UNZIPS PURSE
0:27:29 > 0:27:31That's like, £10 short.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32That's how adults buy stuff.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- How?- A bit at a time.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35It's called "on tick".
0:27:35 > 0:27:36My mum always does it.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I suppose so. OK.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41This brooch matches your eyes!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- ARCADE MACHINE BEEPS - 'Sake!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I cannae handle this!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Where is she?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52I'm going to miss it!
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Give her five more minutes.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56And then what? Set up an honesty box?
0:27:56 > 0:28:01Oh, yes, I quite agree, a New World Pinot Noir is far superior!
0:28:01 > 0:28:08Caitlin, this is Brian from the Community Pub Of The Year Awards.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11You took your flippin' time!
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Well, lunch ran on.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Caitlin is so...spirited.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18We never have a dull moment.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Spirited? I'm a barmaid, no' a donkey!
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I'm out.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27You are not going anywhere while the place is in this state!
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Do you know what?! Stuff it!
0:28:28 > 0:28:31I work my backside off in here and all I get is grief.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33You see, Brian, I have an exam today...
0:28:33 > 0:28:37Yes, an exam, for the first time in 15 year!
0:28:37 > 0:28:38And, no, it might no' get me anywhere,
0:28:38 > 0:28:40and, yes, I'll probably make a pig's ear out of it,
0:28:40 > 0:28:42but if I don't go now - right now -
0:28:42 > 0:28:44then I might regret it for the rest of my life.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47So, in the words of whatsherface,
0:28:47 > 0:28:51I'm going to have to "screw my courage to the sticking place"!
0:28:54 > 0:28:55- Lady Macbeth?- Aye! Her!
0:28:55 > 0:28:59You walk out that door, and don't even think about coming back!
0:28:59 > 0:29:00Your loss, doll. Come on, Pete.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05SHE LAUGHS
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- Wait, wait. - Oh, it's you...
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Aye, it's me! Where's Ruby?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Ruby? - Aye, your grand-daughter, remember?
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Oh, Ruby... Well, she was here...
0:29:21 > 0:29:22Are you being funny?
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Ladies, I don't want to add fuel to the fire,
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- but if we don't leave now, we hit traffic...- Where is she?!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Well, she can't have gone far.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30She was going on about that new burger place.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31You're meant to be watching her!
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Well, she was blethering on about going uptown.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35Aw, fantastic(!)
0:29:35 > 0:29:37I've no' got eyes in the back of my heid!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39I'll find her. You just go on.
0:29:39 > 0:29:40We're cutting it fine.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Well, I cannae leave her missing.
0:29:42 > 0:29:43Maggie, are you all right?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Aye, she's fine!
0:29:45 > 0:29:46Let's... Let's go.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Maggie and me can look uptown once I've dropped you off.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50You're at it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I'll find her - just calm yourself!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54You've done enough damage today!
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Ladies, get in the car!
0:30:03 > 0:30:08Ha-ha! I knew I shouldn't have left you two alone in here!
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Ruby's bought lots of stuff, "on tick".
0:30:10 > 0:30:11Oh, really?
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Well, I'm afraid, we don't do storecards,
0:30:15 > 0:30:18so, if you don't mind, I'm going to have this lot back
0:30:18 > 0:30:20until you can pay for it!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22I asked you to do something for me just this once!
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- Aye, well, you shouldnae have! - I can see that!
0:30:25 > 0:30:26She'll turn up.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27She'd better!
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- I did! I paid, like, two quid... - No, you did not!- I did!
0:30:31 > 0:30:33- Whoa!- Ruby! - TYRES SCREECH
0:31:12 > 0:31:14DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:31:18 > 0:31:19Frankie!
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Hey.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22What are you doing in here? How did you even get in?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Chilling. I took Mum's spare key.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26I'll be off, then.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Hold on. What is that?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Is that a prescription? - Might be.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Frankie, that is illegal!
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- You can't just come in here and... - And what?
0:31:35 > 0:31:36Give me that back right now!
0:31:36 > 0:31:38- SHE SCOFFS - Or what?
0:31:38 > 0:31:39What, you'll tell?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Who? My mum?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47What medication is it you're after?
0:31:47 > 0:31:49It's just something for a friend in need.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50What friend?
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Look, Frankie, if someone's in trouble,
0:31:52 > 0:31:54they can come and speak to me professionally...
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Yeah, he tried that. You left him hanging.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Robbie?
0:32:00 > 0:32:02What, Robbie put you up to this?
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Don't be daft. He's not that smart.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I thought of it all by myself.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09What is wrong with you?
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Maybe I'm unhinged.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Maybe the image of my aunt at it with my dad
0:32:16 > 0:32:17does that to my young mind?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19You're the doctor. What do you think?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21- I could call the police. - But you won't.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22Says who?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27This is my professional integrity you're compromising here.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28- There is a line. - Oh, a line?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31What about your personal integrity?
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Maybe you need to choose?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Keep one, lose the other? That's a tough call.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Anyway. Thank you for this.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40I know it's a little irregular,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43but, you know, it's just between us, yeah?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52It's superficial. I'm not too worried.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Keep the ice on it and keep an eye on her.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Any dizziness, call me.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57How many fingers, Rubes?
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Ha-ha-ha, very funny(!)
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Thank you. Thanks.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Was it really too much to ask?
0:33:05 > 0:33:07I just wanted a few hours to sit my exam.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Your daughter is up there wi' a smashed face
0:33:09 > 0:33:11and all you can talk about is a bloody spelling test?!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13I knew you would turn this around!
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Kim said some cream might be good.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16I'll, erm...
0:33:16 > 0:33:18I'll pop to the chemist.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22You have got weans to support and a job that you need to keep to do it.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25I mean, what are you doing prancing around wi' bloody poetry books for?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Everything I dae is for my kids.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29It's vanity!
0:33:29 > 0:33:32You don't need exams to work in a bar.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34What you going to do with them? Become a journalist?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Well, Ellie got all her exam results,
0:33:36 > 0:33:38and you were proud enough of her.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Ellie's different - she's the smart one.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42You're like me.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46You just get yourself in a job, you get through it and go on.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49You never even managed that.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50You know what?
0:33:50 > 0:33:52My whole life, all I've heard is,
0:33:52 > 0:33:55"You're like me. You'll never have anything more than I did."
0:33:55 > 0:33:58And today was the one chance to prove to myself that you were wrong.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:34:11 > 0:34:14CAITLIN SOBS
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Mum, are you crying?
0:34:16 > 0:34:17What?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20No, I'm allergic to TCP.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24It makes my eyes water.
0:34:26 > 0:34:27Oh.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31How's your head?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33It actually doesn't hurt lots.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37What about your exam?
0:34:37 > 0:34:39It doesnae matter.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41I don't want you to miss it.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I got this -
0:34:46 > 0:34:47you can have it for luck.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51We're taking that back.
0:34:51 > 0:34:52I paid £1.60.
0:34:55 > 0:34:56I'm sorry.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59- Oh, come here, baby... - CAITLIN SNIFFLES
0:35:00 > 0:35:02It's not true, what you said.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03What are you talking about?
0:35:03 > 0:35:06About me being the clever one.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Do you know what? I hated exams.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11I used to puke in the corridor after every one of them.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Caitlin used to pack me a can of Coke and a packet of Space Invaders.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17It's the magic formula.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Got me through every one of my Highers without spewing.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21She did, aye?
0:35:21 > 0:35:25Uh-huh, she had to, cos you were...busy.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28Say what you mean, Ellie.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31There's no point in sparing my feelings now.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34My point is that SHE supported me...
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Oh, and I didn't?
0:35:35 > 0:35:37ELLIE SCOFFS
0:35:39 > 0:35:41You know, I'm no' telling her what to do.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43I'm no' stopping her taking her exam!
0:35:43 > 0:35:46You've just told her that she's stupid.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49She's got three great kids.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51What could be more of an achievement than that?
0:35:51 > 0:35:54ELLIE SIGHS You must have studied for nursing?
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Aye, but for something practical -
0:35:56 > 0:35:59no' this fancy stuff that she's studying.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02You see, I've seen it happen -
0:36:02 > 0:36:06you get your hopes up, and then people knock you down,
0:36:06 > 0:36:08or life does.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10It's no reason not to try.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12She's worked really hard for this.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15We've all worked hard.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17I'm no' telling her what to do,
0:36:17 > 0:36:20but she is up there with Ruby now because she wants to be.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22True...
0:36:22 > 0:36:25but it might help if you tell her she's worth enough
0:36:25 > 0:36:26to go and sit this exam.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34How are you doing, cuz?
0:36:34 > 0:36:36I hear business is slow.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Business is fine.
0:36:37 > 0:36:41Aye, but your punters miss my girls, right?
0:36:41 > 0:36:45Come on, admit it, they did bring a certain "je ne se quoi"?
0:36:45 > 0:36:47I'll tell you "quoi".
0:36:47 > 0:36:50Illegality - that's what your lassies brought.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Not to mention the wrong types coming in.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55You're running a bar here, no' a knitting circle.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Anybody that buys your massively marked-up cheap fizz
0:36:58 > 0:37:01is the right type.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Tell me I'm wrong.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05All right, you turn your nose up,
0:37:05 > 0:37:07but we could be on to a good thing here.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Your good looks, my brains...
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Or is it the other way around?
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Hello, hello.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17I need to talk to you.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18Who's that?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21No-one. What's up?
0:37:21 > 0:37:22I need some money.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Have you no' got somewhere to go?
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Pete's outside in the car.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34What?
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Well, I cannae go now.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38The exam folk, the invigilators, they'll no' let me in.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39It's too late.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42And since when have you been mindful of authority?
0:37:46 > 0:37:47Job's a good 'un.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Did she see you?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51It's fine, we talked about it.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52Did you?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54She said it's OK.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57But it's going to cost you.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Really?
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Well, yeah, it's a private arrangement, so you need to pay me
0:38:01 > 0:38:02for the prescription.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04This sounds dodgy. Look, I'm just going to...
0:38:04 > 0:38:06You've just allowed an 18-year-old to
0:38:06 > 0:38:07forge a prescription for you.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09What part of that isn't dodgy?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12100 should do it.
0:38:12 > 0:38:13100 quid?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Oh, I know - the price of private health care.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19I'm not even sure that I have that much.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Look, do you want these drugs or not?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- HE EXHALES - You're going to get me into trouble.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Maybe, but you'll have a full month to figure out
0:38:27 > 0:38:30where your next lot's coming from.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Great. Nice doing business with you.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43HE SIGHS
0:38:51 > 0:38:52I cannae.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54OK, let's go.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56We'll tell them they were right.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Who's "they"?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Everybody that said you couldn't do it.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Or you could listen to another voice -
0:39:03 > 0:39:04yours.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06I think it's that one that's telling me to bolt.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Listen harder.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Och, what is this, The Lion King?
0:39:10 > 0:39:12If you don't do this,
0:39:12 > 0:39:16you'll never be able to look Ruby in the eye again.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Or yourself, for that matter.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21DOOR OPENS
0:39:23 > 0:39:25DOOR CLOSES
0:39:48 > 0:39:50SHE EXHALES
0:40:02 > 0:40:04A cheque?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06I need cash.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08It was the best I could do. I'm sorry.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Well, it'd better not bounce.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Well, what would be the point in me messing you around?
0:40:12 > 0:40:17We both want this sorted, for Charlotte as much as anyone.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19I'm glad you've seen sense.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24I just.. I'm tired of my life being so extreme.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28I just want what I've always wanted -
0:40:28 > 0:40:32a normal life and my wee girl.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Well, I guess you'll get your dream.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Everyone's a winner.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Fraser...
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Do you ever...
0:40:43 > 0:40:45What?
0:40:45 > 0:40:49..think about us and what we had?
0:40:52 > 0:40:53The first few years.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55SHE GIGGLES
0:40:55 > 0:41:00Remember when we used to talk about what our life might be like?
0:41:00 > 0:41:03When we thought we'd have such an exciting future...
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Well, I guess we were kids.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09You're not getting sentimental, are you?
0:41:09 > 0:41:13Listen, we had our chance,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17and neither of us turned out to be the people we thought we were.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Well, there must be some good in us,
0:41:20 > 0:41:26and we must have had some good times.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27We made Charlotte...
0:41:30 > 0:41:31Pens down.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40What's it like, eh? Once you start, you cannae stop.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53A prom?
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Aye!
0:41:54 > 0:41:55At the Pop-Up?
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Well, it's supposed to be a '90s night, but Cassie's up for it!
0:41:58 > 0:42:00A few adjustments and Bob's your uncle.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Have we no' had enough excitement for one day?
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Aye, well, this is the good kind of excitement,
0:42:04 > 0:42:06and, believe me, I know the difference.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09A wee post-exam celebration.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11And what's wrong with a banana split at the Oyster?
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Nan...
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Caitlin never did stuff like this at school.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Well, it's not our fault that she got herself knocked up
0:42:16 > 0:42:18by Gay Gordon.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20I want to show her how proud we are -
0:42:20 > 0:42:21we all are.
0:42:21 > 0:42:22I think it sounds cool.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25I don't know. We didnae have proms in my day.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Mine neither.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29And the kids nowadays, they've got all the designer gear, and...
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Diamante shoes and limousines.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Well, what if we just had...
0:42:39 > 0:42:40..the dress?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43What the...?
0:42:43 > 0:42:46I know - I got it in the charity shop.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48It's perfect, right?
0:42:48 > 0:42:49Do they do refunds?
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Once you've worked your magic, it'll be ideal!
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Ellie can do her make-up for her.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Cinders will go to the ball!
0:42:58 > 0:42:59What do you say?
0:43:02 > 0:43:04And that was just the first year,
0:43:04 > 0:43:08and the next few years really changed me,
0:43:08 > 0:43:10but I always thought about us,
0:43:10 > 0:43:13and how we promised to wait and...
0:43:19 > 0:43:23I guess being banged up must be lonely.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Listen, I've really got to go...
0:43:26 > 0:43:29The loneliness never leaves you.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Going through something like that,
0:43:32 > 0:43:36it eats away at you,
0:43:36 > 0:43:41and even when you get out, you never truly feel free.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43ENGINE PURRS
0:43:43 > 0:43:45CAR DOORS CLOSE
0:43:45 > 0:43:46What?
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Wait, that's...
0:43:50 > 0:43:51Oh.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Oh, that's my car!
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Hey, that's my... That's my car!
0:43:57 > 0:44:00What are you doing? Eh?
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Och, whoa, no, no, no, no. That's not... That's not mine!
0:44:06 > 0:44:08INAUDIBLE
0:44:09 > 0:44:12It's funny, you think you know someone,
0:44:12 > 0:44:15and then you find out they're up to no good.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Not so clean now.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19ENGINE REVS
0:44:19 > 0:44:21DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Are you all right?
0:44:26 > 0:44:27Aye.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31So?
0:44:31 > 0:44:32What?
0:44:32 > 0:44:33How did it go?
0:44:34 > 0:44:36I think I've passed.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38That's good.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42- Where's Ruby?- Bed.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43How's her heid?
0:44:43 > 0:44:47Fine. She's been Instagramming pictures of it to her pals.
0:44:47 > 0:44:48Oh, great(!)
0:44:48 > 0:44:52"Hashtag, Mum nearly hit me with the car."
0:44:52 > 0:44:53Are you no' celebrating, then?
0:44:53 > 0:44:57Celebrating? Aye, on the inside.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59I mean, that's what it's all about, eh?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Self-fulfilment and all that.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Suit yourself.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05I'm gonnae turn in.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11BOTH: Surprise!
0:45:13 > 0:45:14What are yous playing at?!
0:45:14 > 0:45:16If you wouldn't mind escorting us upstairs, madam,
0:45:16 > 0:45:20your fairy godsister and make-up artist extraordinaire
0:45:20 > 0:45:23is waiting to transform you...
0:45:23 > 0:45:24What?
0:45:24 > 0:45:28Make-up by Ellie McLean, nails by Ruby McLean,
0:45:28 > 0:45:33and haute couture by stunning new designer Maggie M...
0:45:33 > 0:45:36What are yous on about?
0:45:36 > 0:45:38It's your prom!
0:45:38 > 0:45:40THEY LAUGH
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Is that a double?
0:45:46 > 0:45:49You know, it's quite a traumatic experience
0:45:49 > 0:45:51overcoming a bad hair day.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Now, Molly won't even come out tonight,
0:45:54 > 0:45:59and, actually, the somewhat finer texture of my hair
0:45:59 > 0:46:04has led to it suffering even more.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07I cannot apologise enough, Liz.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09This is on me,
0:46:09 > 0:46:12and tell Molly I owe yourself and her free hair appointments
0:46:12 > 0:46:14for the rest of the month.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15LIZ CHUCKLES
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Robbie, can I have a word?
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Oh, dear, Doctor!
0:46:20 > 0:46:21What?
0:46:21 > 0:46:26Well, has Robbie wreaked his havoc on you, as well?
0:46:26 > 0:46:28He should give you a refund.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31ROBBIE LAUGHS WEAKLY
0:46:31 > 0:46:32Give it back.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35- What? - You know what.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37I... Erm...
0:46:40 > 0:46:41Hey.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45You know, you might think it's appropriate for
0:46:45 > 0:46:49a man approaching his 40s to groom a teenager to do something illegal,
0:46:49 > 0:46:50but, trust me, it's not.
0:46:50 > 0:46:51No, I can explain...
0:46:51 > 0:46:53No. You can find yourself another doctor.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03- DOOR CLOSES - Don't mind her.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06She's, eh, highly strung.
0:47:06 > 0:47:11So, do you like my new jacket?
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Aye, it's nice.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Can we get a couple of rum-and-Cokes on the house?
0:47:21 > 0:47:23- Hey.- Not bad, huh?
0:47:23 > 0:47:27Oh! Mr Bond, we've been expecting you.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31You can't stay out there all night, Caitlin.
0:47:31 > 0:47:32- CAITLIN:- Watch me!
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Come on, Caitlin.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin!
0:47:38 > 0:47:42- Come on!- Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin...
0:47:42 > 0:47:44THEY GASP AND WOLFWHISTLE
0:47:47 > 0:47:49You, eh...
0:47:49 > 0:47:51You look like...
0:47:51 > 0:47:55like Adele, but better!
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Mutton dressed as lamb?
0:47:57 > 0:47:59You look sensational, dollface.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03Just watch you don't do any flashy dance moves
0:48:03 > 0:48:05or you'll split the seams.
0:48:05 > 0:48:06Aye, thanks, Mum.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10You look very...bonny.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Was this all your idea?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18Aye, with a bit of help from your friends.
0:48:18 > 0:48:19You look like a pure Teddy boy.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21You look dead smart.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Well, it's a step up from your lucky shirt, eh?
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Come on, dance with me.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26Whoo!
0:48:28 > 0:48:29Pete, you're at it!
0:48:31 > 0:48:32Can you do that one?
0:48:32 > 0:48:34Eh? Just a bit...
0:48:36 > 0:48:37Caitlin.
0:48:37 > 0:48:38Oh, here we go...
0:48:38 > 0:48:43After you left, Brian interviewed some of the customers.
0:48:43 > 0:48:47Bizarrely, it turns out they love you.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50"Rough diamond" was the term some of them used.
0:48:50 > 0:48:51"Rough"?!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53I bet that was Never-Happy Norma, cheeky mare.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55Who's she calling rough?
0:48:55 > 0:48:57It seems to be complimentary.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00So does that mean I'm no' fired?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02For now.
0:49:02 > 0:49:03I'll see you bright and early.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Baby, baby, baby...
0:49:07 > 0:49:09- Whoo!- There...
0:49:09 > 0:49:10This better no' be a dream.
0:49:10 > 0:49:14I'll be right scunnered if I have to wake up and do this all over again.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16What if I don't actually pass my exam?
0:49:16 > 0:49:20I mean, with all these folk celebrating... What a riddy.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22It doesn't matter.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24We're not celebrating you passing the exam.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27We're celebrating you -
0:49:27 > 0:49:28just you.
0:49:28 > 0:49:29All right, give it a rest.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Come on.
0:49:31 > 0:49:32Ho-ho!
0:49:35 > 0:49:37- Thanks for doing this. - That's all right.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39MUSIC: Macarena by Los Del Rio
0:49:39 > 0:49:40No way.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Caitlin! Turn that up!
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Please, can you turn that up?! Do you know this?
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Caitlin!
0:49:47 > 0:49:49Oh! Yeah!
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Up, up!
0:49:51 > 0:49:52Down!
0:49:53 > 0:49:55# Hey, Macarena
0:49:55 > 0:49:56# Ay... #
0:49:59 > 0:50:01See, now, you don't get it, do you?
0:50:01 > 0:50:04That scene in the pub, yeah, that was totes awkward.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Look, you're lucky that I have not called...
0:50:06 > 0:50:08Called who? What, the "moral police"?
0:50:08 > 0:50:11God, imagine there was such a thing.
0:50:11 > 0:50:15- I would have so much to report! - Shh! Keep your voice down.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18Or what?
0:50:18 > 0:50:21Hey, do you like my new jacket?
0:50:21 > 0:50:22Oh, Robbie got it for me,
0:50:22 > 0:50:25as a little thank you for helping him out.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Well, he's barred from the practice now,
0:50:30 > 0:50:33so you've not really helped out anyone, have you?
0:50:33 > 0:50:35You don't care, do you?
0:50:35 > 0:50:38You don't care who you hurt.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42You know what? Why don't you just...just tell your mum?
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Tell her what you think you know.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47I mean, you've got form with bending the truth.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50- I doubt she'd believe a word you say.- Wow.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53What, and not even a hint of remorse, is that?
0:50:53 > 0:50:56God, and you think I'm cold.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58No, I think that you are hurting...
0:51:01 > 0:51:05..about something that shouldn't have happened,
0:51:05 > 0:51:07but happened in the past.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10OK, now, I...
0:51:10 > 0:51:12I can't do anything about that.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Shall we call it a truce?
0:51:18 > 0:51:19A truce?
0:51:21 > 0:51:22What, just like old times?
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Like, you go back to being my favourite auntie?
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Yes!
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Nice try.
0:51:30 > 0:51:31Sorry.
0:51:31 > 0:51:34FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS
0:51:34 > 0:51:36ANNIE SIGHS
0:51:36 > 0:51:38MUSIC: Kiss From A Rose by Seal
0:51:40 > 0:51:43ELLIE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:51:43 > 0:51:45# But did you know that when it snows
0:51:45 > 0:51:48# My eyes become large... #
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Oh, he really cares about her, doesn't he?
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Same old story.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Can't live with each other, can't live without each other.
0:51:57 > 0:51:58Are you all right?
0:52:00 > 0:52:01How do you mean?
0:52:01 > 0:52:05Well, you look sort of done in.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08No. Stupid cold I've had.
0:52:08 > 0:52:09Right.
0:52:09 > 0:52:13SHE SIGHS Maybe you should go to the doctor's.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Aye, maybe.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21So, what's happening with you two, then?
0:52:21 > 0:52:22Hmm?
0:52:22 > 0:52:25Oh, AJ? Och, I mean, are you kidding me on?
0:52:25 > 0:52:27He's just my pal.
0:52:28 > 0:52:29I'm just going downstairs, Ellie.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Oh, stop...
0:52:35 > 0:52:37Don't... ELLIE LAUGHS
0:52:37 > 0:52:39AJ GULPS
0:52:48 > 0:52:50You know, in my day,
0:52:50 > 0:52:53you didnae tell your daughter that they looked nice
0:52:53 > 0:52:55or that they were clever.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59What do you mean?
0:52:59 > 0:53:03Compliments, the gushy stuff -
0:53:03 > 0:53:06it just wasnae the done thing.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10Right.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12What's made you say that?
0:53:12 > 0:53:14It'd be like bragging,
0:53:14 > 0:53:18because your children are a part of you,
0:53:18 > 0:53:22and you don't want to be going around self-congratulating.
0:53:25 > 0:53:28Mummy, are you all right?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30I'm just saying...
0:53:30 > 0:53:33What?
0:53:33 > 0:53:35What are you saying?
0:53:35 > 0:53:38I'm saying that...
0:53:38 > 0:53:41that...
0:53:41 > 0:53:46I'm trying to say that I'm really proud of both of you.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Maybe you should tell Caitlin that, too.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57# I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
0:53:57 > 0:54:01# I've been kissed by a rose on the grey... #
0:54:03 > 0:54:06This may sound like a bit of a chat-up line, but...
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Oh, please, don't give me the boke. I'm full of canapes.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13You looked beautiful tonight.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17You look beautiful.
0:54:17 > 0:54:18Thank you.
0:54:19 > 0:54:24You actually just went and did something today,
0:54:24 > 0:54:26and I...
0:54:26 > 0:54:27I just...
0:54:30 > 0:54:31Stop talking.
0:54:32 > 0:54:34What was that?
0:54:34 > 0:54:36To shut you up...
0:54:36 > 0:54:40# I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
0:54:40 > 0:54:42# Ooh, the more I get of you
0:54:42 > 0:54:46# The stranger it feels, yeah
0:54:46 > 0:54:50# Now that your rose is in bloom
0:54:50 > 0:54:52# A light hits the gloom on the grey... #
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Thanks for getting me that gear so quickly.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:58 > 0:55:00I'm surprised you couldnae get it yourself.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02You've got plenty of contacts.
0:55:02 > 0:55:03It's no' my usual business.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Well, this is the way I like doing business -
0:55:09 > 0:55:10mutual trust.
0:55:13 > 0:55:17Working with people who know I've got their back and vice-versa.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20It's the only way to operate.
0:55:20 > 0:55:25Not some lone kingpin who's...
0:55:25 > 0:55:26unstable.
0:55:27 > 0:55:31So, are you sure we're done?
0:55:34 > 0:55:40Look, I can help you get more strings on your bow -
0:55:40 > 0:55:43speculate to accumulate, that sort of thing.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Then, when it comes to negotiating with Lenny,
0:55:45 > 0:55:47then you've got a better hand to play.
0:55:55 > 0:55:56Here's to a better hand.
0:55:59 > 0:56:00To new beginnings.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Two more of them, doll.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16- Has she definitely bought the right kit?- She's a nurse.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19This is not how it's gonnae be done - no' for my boy!
0:56:19 > 0:56:20What's going on?
0:56:20 > 0:56:22- I'm sorry, Bob. I think I've broken it.- What?
0:56:22 > 0:56:23Rent, for young Jules?
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Times are rather tight.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28I was wondering, how much would you pay for a 35mm camera?
0:56:28 > 0:56:31- Who's this? - A friend. Can you help her or not?
0:56:31 > 0:56:34This is my fiancee Annie. Annie, meet Rick Harper.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37You're in business with him? Stay away from me.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Hi, can you put me through to the police, please?