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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Your MS, Callum, work... something's got to give.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Lenny's a baddie. Baddies can't be Superman.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Maggie McLean's file has gone missing

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- and you were the last person to have it.- She's collapsed.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35I think she might have had some kind of allergic reaction to something.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36This is tampering with evidence.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39We can't be held accountable if we didn't have the information.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I don't care if the record was missing or no',

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm still making a complaint.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45You're fired.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50No way! It says you need a drill. I don't do drills.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53It's just like a hand mixer except with a different

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- bit on the end of it. - I don't do baking either!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57What am I going to do with this stuff?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I'll be looking at it to midnight. Where am I going to put it?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01I have got a life as well, you know.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, what, you and Madonna sitting in your onesies,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05fighting over the wordsearch?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hi, what's all this, then?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09It's a wee project for my mother,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12to keep her stimulated in her twilight years.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'll twilight you! I'm in my prime.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Like Miss Jean Brodie.- Eh?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Miss Jean Brodie!- Was she no' an old spinster that didnae have a life?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24No, she was a free spirit that embraced life.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Had all her lovers dangling on a string.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, did she, now?!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Catch you later. - No' if I catch you first.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34What?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Charlotte, come and eat your breakfast.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44It's all right, I gave her some flakes while you were in the shower.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Did she actually eat any?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Oh, look at you, sweetheart. All up and dressed before me.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm Charlotte, Grandad, not sweetheart.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Nearly forgot someone.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Your wee pal. - He's a blue stegosaurus.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yeah, of course he is. Right, you and Stegosaurus need to get going.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Come on, Grandad, you need to get dressed.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Ah, but I'm already dressed.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's fine, I'll take her today.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12What, at this time? I always take her to school.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yeah, and this morning, I want to take her.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Tell you what, I'll come and pick you up, eh?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21You can't, me and Mummy will be on our special trip.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22What special trip?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25She's just confused. Might be a school trip.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28It's nothing to do with the school trip.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Can your granda no' come?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Granda needs to clear this mess up, eh?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35You've not got anything else to do, have you?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Right, Charlotte, we're going to be late.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38I can't be late, Ma!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48DRILL WHINES You are pure doing my nut in!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Get in!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Are you serving the day or what? - I says gie us a minute!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Scarlett, that was ages ago. I'm starvin'.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Angus, would you say it was acceptable for a woman my age

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- to get back on the randan?- What?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06You know, the randan. The scene.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08The whoo bus. The push and pull.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- I suppose.- And if I was to get back on that bus...

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- The whoo bus.- Aye.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17..and you seen me on it, would you think to yourself,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20"Oh, she's a fine-looking woman for her age"?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Scarlett, I'm your son's best pal! - Just tell me.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Aye. Aye, you're all right, I suppose.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29All right, aye, or all right, I'm no'?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Erm, you've got a nice...forehead.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Is that all?- And good...

0:03:37 > 0:03:39..good hair. Good, strong...

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- ..follicles.- I mean this! - Aye, it's pleasant.- Pleasant?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Pleasant is for budgies or meal deals, no' a woman's face.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You know your trouble, Angus?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51You don't eat a good enough breakfast here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Have one of them on the house, they're full of goodness.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Everything in that basket of his is beige. No, you're all right.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58The young ones these days!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00It's amazing they've no' all got rickets.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- What can I get you? - A good lawyer, by the looks of it.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08This pineapple stand, it's doing my dome in. Honestly!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I just don't have a scooby how to screw anything.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I mean... The shelf, I mean, no' me personally.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Do you want me to have a go?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19SHE GIGGLES

0:04:19 > 0:04:22The shelf, I mean, no' you personally.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Aye, be my guest.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27DRILL WHINES Oh!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Can't be hanging around outside my house, we agreed.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Hey, when it comes to 30K, I can be wherever I want, trust me.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36He said he'll get your money, so he will.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, he will, but that's no' what I'm worried about.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- So what's the problem, then? - Him and Lenny in cahoots!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- That's my problem. - What are you talking about?- Look...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I don't want to blow my own trumpet,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51but when I ask somebody for what's mine, they cough it up pronto.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's been three weeks and it tells me

0:04:53 > 0:04:55he's doing someone else with my money.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Think about it, gives the 30K to Lenny, Lenny invests it

0:04:59 > 0:05:02in a few deals, Stevie could double his money in a few weeks.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Lenny is retired. - What do you think he's doing?

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Playing carpet bowls?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Making miniature windmills for his pals?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Folk like Lenny never retire. - Stevie wouldn't risk it.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You inherited him from Lenny, Lenny is his first port of call.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Risk has got nothing to do with it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Watch him.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Keep him close.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Right, put part A...- Uh-huh.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34- ..in part C...- Uh-huh.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39..then click part D into the perforated area.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41But I've done that.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45We're like Haudit and Daudit here. I mean, how hard can this be?!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh! THEY LAUGH

0:05:49 > 0:05:50I'm sorry.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54BOTH: So, do you...?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- You go first.- No, you go first.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Well, do you ever...

0:06:00 > 0:06:01..get out and about much?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Out-out?- Aye.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Aye, well, I've got weans, so it's...

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh, but I mean, I can get out-out if I really needed to, aye.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Well...

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Where is it?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ah, I've heard it can make you ten years younger

0:06:16 > 0:06:19and gie you the energy of a whippet.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- You should try it. - What's that meant to mean?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24You're looking awfy...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Awfy what?- Awfy peely-wally.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Scarlett, have you got a screwdriver?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30In the back shop.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Do you know what you need, hen? - What?- Some fun.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Something to bring the rosiness back into they cheeks of yours.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Aye, well, I was just trying to get some fun when you barged in there.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Aye, well, the trouble with you is, Scarlett,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45you're too feart to let they weans go.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46They can look after themselves

0:06:46 > 0:06:50and it's about time you started looking after number one.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52You'll be a long time deid.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, listen, I don't suppose you fancy coming to

0:06:55 > 0:06:57my jive class the night?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- We're a wee bit short on big handsome men.- Ma!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Two left feet, I'm afraid. - Do you hear that, hen?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Yous two were made for each other!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Get his number.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Right, erm, part A...

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Checking up on me?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Just passing.- Were you just passing earlier as well, I take it?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Too many drivers.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33You expand too fast, a sure way to bankruptcy.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I need to expand to keep up with the demand.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42You can't just be dropping by here whenever you feel like it.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44That right?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47As long as you're here, they'll look to you and not me.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49So if I'm going to run this place the way I want,

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I need their full attention,

0:07:51 > 0:07:54and I need you to not be dropping in here whenever the mood takes you.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I'm the boss and I set the rules.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Is that clear?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Howfoot, bad payers.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Wouldnae touch it with a barge pole.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, your sister, if you see her,

0:08:12 > 0:08:14tell her to call me.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Hi. We're not open yet but feel free to take a pew.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- You look lost.- No, just chilling, checking out the vibe.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Ah, shooting the breeze from one cosmic hamlet to another.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Something like that.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I used to be you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Did you?- Yeah.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Writing poems on fag papers,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- dancing in a loincloth under a new moon.- You travelled a lot?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I've been around in my time. America, Europe, Milton Keynes.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh, here, here.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05If the wife asks, say it was the postman what did it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- I don't want to get you in trouble. - Och!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- I'm actually looking for a room to rent.- Oh.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13What about here?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16The Ship used to rent rooms but we're full to the gunwales now.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17You don't ask, you don't get.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20We've taken in a lot of waifs and strays.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Oh, thanks very much!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25No, I didn't been like that, it's just that we seem to accrue folk.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27We've got Suzie, Danny, Jules...

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Jules?- Yeah.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Don't know where we found Jules.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33She's away on a field trip with the uni.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Lucky for some. Doing what?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Engineering.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Hope you're going to give me the £1.50 for that can

0:09:40 > 0:09:41you've just gave away.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44This isnae the '60s, doll, there's nothing free going about here.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Eyes like a hawk. - And arms like Godzilla if you don't

0:09:46 > 0:09:48get a move on with they tables.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Mind, we need to be at the hospital for lunchtime

0:09:50 > 0:09:53because we're picking up my maw an' all.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Hospital?- Aye, her mum, she gets out today.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I need to get a job.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- You're not looking for any extra bar staff here, are you?- I'm sorry.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07There's a new restaurant, The Two Jailbirds.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- They might be looking. - Thanks, erm...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Pete.- Rock.- And roll.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, Pete means "rock" in Greek.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17That's me, The Rock.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I didn't catch your name.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Shelley. It's French for "gift from God".

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Oh, really?- No.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Pete!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34PHONE RINGS

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm afraid Dr Murdoch's on leave at the moment

0:10:36 > 0:10:39but the locum shouldn't be long, so just wait here.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Sorry, it's been manic all morning.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44SHE SIGHS

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I just wondered if you have anything for today.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51With the new doctor, if at all possible.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Let me see if I've had any cancellations.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Annie?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I thought I fired you.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'll rearrange for another time, Kim. Thanks anyway.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06You can't be here.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07And neither should you be.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10If we're being pedantic about it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I was reinstated.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14You can send the next patient in, then, can't you?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Aw, oh! SCARLETT LAUGHS

0:11:21 > 0:11:23It's dead awkward, this, isn't it?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Put it against there, they'll no' know.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27There you go.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Do you think the gaffer tape will hold it?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33We've used the full roll. I mean, that display is no' for shifting.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Good thinking, Batman! - No' the first time.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39My daughter's Wendy house, Christmas Eve, 2000... Oh!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, right, you've got weans?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Two girls.- Aww!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I don't see them near as much as I'd like to.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- They're lovely.- Aye.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52And then when you do see them,

0:11:52 > 0:11:54you worry about what you might have missed.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Keep busy, that's my motto.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01What about you? You separated? Divorced?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Separated. It's a long story, but.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05I've got all day.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Aye, have you got a whole weekend with nae interruptions,

0:12:08 > 0:12:09me going at it like the clappers?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Oh!

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Lydia!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Your magazine came in the day. - Magazine?- Aye.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24You know, the one about... catering and the Costa Del Sol.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Oh, good. I look forward to reading that.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Aye, there's some really nice recipes in it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33We could chat through them right now, this second.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Will I just go the now?- Aye.- No.

0:12:36 > 0:12:41I mean, well, we're just going to be discussing herbs and spices

0:12:41 > 0:12:44and stuff about tomatoes.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I'll leave you to your tomatoes and that.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Aye, see you.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Don't say a word.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00SHE CHUCKLES

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm needing some cover for today, possibly tomorrow.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09No, don't put me on hold.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'm from the agency.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Well, that was quick,

0:13:15 > 0:13:17considering I didn't actually get through to anyone.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Can't say I don't get brownie points for trying.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22How do I know you're legit?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Passport, national insurance number, bank card -

0:13:24 > 0:13:25all here.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27References, work experience?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Phone numbers from every bar, cafe, hotel I've worked in over

0:13:31 > 0:13:35the past few years in and around Southeast Asia. Just ask for Jimmy.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37And they're all called Jimmy?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Saves any confusion.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Look, I know it's not the best CV in the world,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45but I've been out there,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49travelling the big bad world, surviving on my own for years.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Surely that's the best training anyone can have.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Please.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55I need a break.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58And what would you say is the golden rule of being a waiter?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Never serve anything or anyone that looks creepy, runny or wrong.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07When can you start?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10After you buy me breakfast. I'm starving.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Come on.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Through here.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I can't ask him out.- Why not?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24You said he was about to ask you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Maybe I imagined it. And I don't even know him.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, that's the nice bit, the getting to know you bit.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Oh, I feel all sick when I'm around him, but. Hot flushes.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I start talking rubbish.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I couldn't even finish my egg roll this morning and that's no' me.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Well, that's called attraction. - It's called stupidity.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43At my age? What am I thinking?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46There is no age limit to falling for someone.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, at least I hope not.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51What if he turns out to be a nutter?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I mean, they all start off as nice as pie and then they turn on you.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- I mean, what if that happens again? - But you're a different woman now.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58And wiser.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00And think of what you've learned.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Aye, that you're better off on your ain. Naebody gets hurt that way.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06So is that it, then? Conversation over?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Well, I've got wee Madonna to think about.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10I mean, it's no' just me.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13But having Madonna and having a life don't cancel each other out.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15You can have both, you know.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- What if I ask him and he says no? - He might say yes.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Right, well, what if he says aye and then I fall in love with him

0:15:21 > 0:15:24and then he turns into a nutter and then he breaks my heart?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Well, you won't know that until you get to know him.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- And you won't get to know him unless...- I ask him out.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33So if you don't take a chance, you don't stand a chance.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- You can't be here. - As you can see, I am, so...

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Annie, it doesn't look good. KNOCKING

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- The locum's here. What do I do? - Annie, please.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I'm surprised Kim hasn't called the police already.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I wouldn't do that.- I trusted you.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56She was the one that called me to come and get you.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57You have to give her that.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I don't have to give her anything, she cost me my career!

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Do you know how much this place means to me? Do you?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05You need to calm down and come home with me now.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Do not patronise me.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09PHONE RINGS

0:16:10 > 0:16:14How are you getting away scot-free when I'm about to lose everything?

0:16:14 > 0:16:15I did that for you.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18No, you did it to prove to Lenny that you can match him.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- It's got nothing to do with me. - I had to sort things out.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Then sort this out.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27That complaint, it has to disappear.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29And fast.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Who will I say is asking? Sorry, demanding.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, aye, where did they find you, then?

0:16:40 > 0:16:44A little boutique agency called takes-no-gyp.com. Ever heard of it?

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Yeah. That's next door to less-of-your-cheek-doll.com.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Heard of that?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Just tell Amber Lenny dropped by.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59Lenny Henry? Lenny Bruce? Lenny Kravitz?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Her da.- Her D-A...

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Just tell my daughter to call me. - Sure.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Where's Amber?- How should I know?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15You're business partners, you work together. Where is she?

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Well, she asked me not to...

0:17:16 > 0:17:19I don't give a monkey's what she asked you. Tell me.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24She's up the hospital with Charlotte, getting some tests.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26What hospital?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27She didnae say.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Hiya! Fancy coming out for a voddy with me the night?

0:17:39 > 0:17:40No, it's too common.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Douglas... No, Dougie.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Do you fancy coming out on a date with me tonight, aye or naw?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Seven? - Well, you have to have bridesmaids!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Aye, but no' half of Shieldinch. - Well, just the six, then.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Did you get a hold of Amber?- No.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- If she turns up, tell her I'm looking for her.- Aye.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Oh, by the way...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Up to anything later?- No. How?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20I want a complete update on everything they two are brewing.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Dougie!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- All right?- Aye, you?- Aye.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Are you wanting something? - No, aye, no.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Actually, erm...

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Would you like to go out on a date with me the night?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Oh, I don't know if... - Don't worry about it, it's fine.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50It's fine.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Gloria!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Hi!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Knock, knock.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Pete. Sit down.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17How's Maggie doing? I heard she's getting out today.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Aye, she's fine. She gets out this afternoon.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Well, get a cab to collect her. Put it on my account.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- There's no need to do that. - I'd like to.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Is everything all right?- Yeah, it's a lovely gesture, boss, it's just...

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Just Caitlin, you know, she's still a bit, you know...

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- We're in the middle of a meeting here.- Shift.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- As director of field operations within this establishment...- Shift!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I was right.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- About what? - I just saw Stevie talking to Lenny.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54It means nothing.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57What do you mean, it means nothing? He's a grass!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm no' starting wars because you saw two folk talking in the street.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I don't want to tell you how to run your business...- Then don't.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12..but if I was you, I'd be having a quiet word with Stevie O'Hara.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Find out where his loyalties lie.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17If you don't, I can definitely prize it out of him.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Fine.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22If it makes you sleep easier at night, I'll have a word.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Oh, I sleep OK, cuz.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25It's you I'm worried about.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29DOOR SLAMS

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Lyddie!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Hey.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Hello! Hi!

0:20:49 > 0:20:50What did the doctors say?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Oh...- What did they say?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, they can't diagnose anything yet. It's going to take more time.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- What kind of answer's that? - They're the experts. They know what they're talking about.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Aye, sound like a bunch of amateurs to me.- Is everything all right?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Look, I know people, OK? They can pull strings,

0:21:03 > 0:21:04get her in, seen early. Just let me help.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- I don't need your help, Dad. - You've got to sort this, Amber.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Well, how can I sort something when I don't know what it is yet?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12See? See, this is what I mean.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14This is why I should have been with you the day.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15You don't ask enough questions

0:21:15 > 0:21:17and you don't push for answers. You're too soft with them.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Amber, why don't you take Charlotte into the house?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You think I didn't ask questions?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Ten pages of questions, 20 pages of notes.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25You want to check if I've missed anything out,

0:21:25 > 0:21:27seeing as you're the expert?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Come on, Charlotte.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Come on.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41You never let me finish.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Finish what?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Earlier, when you were asking...

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Just out of interest, what do yous two talk about?- Eh?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Well, if the romance is over and you sit down and, you know,

0:21:52 > 0:21:55have a conversation and a laugh and that.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I mean, would she even know who Dusty Bin was?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Or Duran Duran or... Shake N' Vac?

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Gloria?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05She's my niece!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Oh, I thought she was... - What, that we were an item?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10HE LAUGHS

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Well, men always prefer younger women, don't they?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hmm. No' always.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Maybe, er...

0:22:19 > 0:22:23..I prefer my women a bit more...mature.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Oh, aye?

0:22:24 > 0:22:28I especially like it if they know who Dusty Bin is.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30SHE GIGGLES

0:22:30 > 0:22:34Oh, and by the way, Duran Duran -

0:22:34 > 0:22:35lightweights.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Spandau Ballet, they were a band to follow.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- I think you'll find Duran Duran had more hits.- Oh...

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Oh, well, the Durans may have had the hits,

0:22:44 > 0:22:46but the Spandaus had more depth.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51Oh? The Wild Boys, The Reflex, Rio? They all had depth.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54You were just too busy trying to be cool to hear it.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- I'll convert you.- Oh, will you, now?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Anyway, about earlier...

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Oh, forget it. - I just wanted to say...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06..I'd love to go out tonight.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Seriously?- Aye.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Look, just let me check I can get cover.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- I'll pop back in later, all right? Once I'm sure.- Aye, all right.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Dougie?- Aye?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I mean, are you sure?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22You don't have to.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I want to.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Right.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm merely asking.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36What's this about?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38You served under Lenny.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Aye, so?- So you might still feel a loyalty towards him.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm loyal to you, 100%.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44Good.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Let's keep it that way.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Is this Rick's doing?- Rick?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I thought this might be about his money.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56He's a big boy, he can take care of that himself.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59I'm going to need a wee bit more time.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Well, don't take too long.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03He's not a man who's known for his patience.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Is that everything?- Yeah.

0:24:05 > 0:24:06For now.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Erm...

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I just saw Maggie.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Thought you might want to know that she's out.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24You shouldn't even be standing.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Will you two stop fussing? I'm fine.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- The doctor says you've not overdo it, Mum.- Ellie, I know my own body.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30I'm fine.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Right... What are yous having?

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Drinks are on me.- Let me.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Welcome home, Maggie. How are you feeling?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Ah, good as new.- This is for you. It's for loss of earnings.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Oh.- You cannae buy people off! - Caitlin!

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I'm not trying to buy anybody off.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Alex...

0:24:50 > 0:24:51..you tried to pay them off?

0:24:51 > 0:24:52We won't be bought.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55What? They need to know.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57There are bigger things going on in the world, Caitlin.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00There might be bigger things going on in the world right now, Ma,

0:25:00 > 0:25:01but you're my priority.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Now away home and get some rest.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14So, what?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Caitlin has a lassie fit and you let her get away with it?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Yeah, well, sometimes fighting fire with fire

0:25:19 > 0:25:21doesn't always achieve the best outcomes.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23In my experience, it does.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25So...

0:25:27 > 0:25:29..what do you want to do with her?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31A quiet word, nothing heavy-handed.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Just get her to drop the complaint.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Where's the fun in that?- I mean it!

0:25:38 > 0:25:39What about Stevie?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42I'll deal with Stevie if you sort Caitlin.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43No, no, no, no, come on. I can do both.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Don't push your luck!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Stevie?

0:26:08 > 0:26:09I need a quick word as soon as.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35So, is this your new hang-out?

0:26:35 > 0:26:36HE SIGHS

0:26:36 > 0:26:38What do people do all day?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- What do you mean?- In retirement.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44All I had to do today was take Charlotte to school.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47And even then, Amber decided she was going to do that.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50So I thought, "What will I do? I know, go out.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53"Get a paper, a pint of milk, a light bulb."

0:26:54 > 0:26:55So that's what I did.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58That was it.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Buying a 60 watt light bulb was the highlight of my day.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- SHE LAUGHS - It's not funny.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- It is a bit.- Hellish.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, you need a hobby.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13I need my family to...

0:27:13 > 0:27:14To what?

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I'm sitting here, right? I'm looking round at all these buildings.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22I worked hard, I worked very hard to get it

0:27:22 > 0:27:25so that my family could have a decent future and...

0:27:26 > 0:27:27You don't feel welcome any more?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Well, to start...

0:27:35 > 0:27:37..Alex needs to spray his territory

0:27:37 > 0:27:39to prove to you that he's got the Murdoch gene.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43And Amber, well, she might be Daddy's little girl,

0:27:43 > 0:27:46but she still needs to prove to you and herself that she can do it.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Do what?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Be a good mum to Charlotte.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51And I can help her.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54If she wants our help, she'll ask for it.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58- And you're fine with that?- No.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01It's horrible, if the truth be told.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04And lonely.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08And most of the time, I just feel like a spare part

0:28:08 > 0:28:11or that I'm just getting in the way.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17I wasn't far behind you today, you know, in the light bulb queue.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20How do you cope?

0:28:22 > 0:28:27Oh, I sit on a bench and I wait for other folk to turn up

0:28:27 > 0:28:29who feel just as left out as me...

0:28:31 > 0:28:32..and we help each other.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Come on, you're freezing. Let me buy you a drink.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Aye, maybe they're doing a pensioners' deal, eh?

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Ooh... Do you think they do malt with a straw?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- I think my teeth are coming a wee bit loose.- Oh, that's not funny.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52That's damn funny. Laugh. You know you want to.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54HE WHISTLES A JAUNTY TUNE

0:28:57 > 0:28:59I don't want any interruptions.

0:29:06 > 0:29:07Got a little proposition for you.

0:29:10 > 0:29:15It needs some work, but the rental potential would be a good return

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- if my figures add up correctly.- Oh, right.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23I need you to get in before the auction.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Bit of gentle persuasion.

0:29:25 > 0:29:29I'm not going to pay top dollar for them. Wouldn't be worth my while.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32And are you sure that you want me to handle this for you?

0:29:32 > 0:29:33Why wouldn't I?

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Oh, it's just that I thought that, erm...

0:29:36 > 0:29:38Forget it.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Forget I said anything. I'm glad you asked me.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44I need someone reliable, and I trust you to do a good job.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Hiya!

0:29:59 > 0:30:00Are you all right, Scarlett?

0:30:00 > 0:30:03Aye... The man from Del Monte.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05The man from Del Monte? Oh!

0:30:05 > 0:30:07THAT man from Del Monte?

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Aye! He said yes!

0:30:09 > 0:30:10What do I do now?

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Cover your ears.

0:30:12 > 0:30:13I'll go get a top up.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18I mean, do I dress up, dress down? Get the hair done?

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Shave the legs? I mean, they've no' been touched in years.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22And where do we go? I've got no idea.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Somewhere public.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Not too noisy and not too expensive.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Right, thanks.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32See you later.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Stevie, can I book a wee table for the Two Jailbirds tonight?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Aye, sure. What's it for?

0:30:37 > 0:30:38I've got a date.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Dougie.- Right.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- You don't seem too pleased. - You hardly know him.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45He's a nice guy.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47They all are, to begin with.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49No, he is, I can tell.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52And gie's a nice wee table, not one too near the bogs or anything.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Well, a woman of your age, that might come in handy.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Aye. Right, near, but not too near.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10- What's all this?- He's asked me to make a move on that.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Nice wee earner.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16- Where's he getting the cash flow for this?- No idea.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- But I'm certain that Rick doesnae know about it.- Are you sure?

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Well, he took me to his flat specifically

0:31:21 > 0:31:22so Rick wouldn't see us.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Love on the rocks with they two, eh? - Here's hoping.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Ho! You serving or what?

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Sounds like a plan.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39And, er...after that?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41- See where the night takes us.- Ooh!

0:31:41 > 0:31:44THEY LAUGH

0:31:44 > 0:31:47- What are you doing? - Oh, Madonna, this is Dougie.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49- What are you doing?- Madonna...

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Oh...

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Are we still on for tonight?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Dougie, I think we'd better hang fire.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58I better go and check she's all right.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Do you want to look after the shop for me? Madonna!

0:32:09 > 0:32:12It's not what you think, darling.

0:32:12 > 0:32:13Dougie's...

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Dougie's just a friend.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18We were just talking.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22- I'm sorry, Madonna.- Go away!

0:32:23 > 0:32:24I was going to tell you.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29When?

0:32:31 > 0:32:32When it was right.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34You said you wanted to be on your own.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38You said that from now on, it was me, you and nobody else.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39That's what you said.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Aye, and it's still that way.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Don't patronise me.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44I saw the way you were all cuddly-cuddly.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Madonna, darling, I won't do this if you don't want me to.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52You'll do what you like. You always do.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01Hey...

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Amber, come on, wait.

0:33:08 > 0:33:09What?

0:33:09 > 0:33:12I was just wanting to say...

0:33:12 > 0:33:13..I'm sorry.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Look, I know this thing with Charlotte,

0:33:16 > 0:33:19it's not something I can fix or control.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21It isn't.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22This is it, Dad.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27- I need to be able to do things my way without you...- Taking the reins.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Yeah, without you taking the reins or finishing my sentences.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37You're a good mum, Amber. You need to know that.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42I just...

0:33:42 > 0:33:44I'm finding this transition hard.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Well, I can see that.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55I just thought maybe sometimes you could let me help, you know?

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Baby-sitting, taking the wean to school.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Well, you saved the community centre.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02How much more do you want to do?

0:34:02 > 0:34:03That was last week.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09You did a good thing.

0:34:09 > 0:34:10Aye?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11Ah, well.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17You don't fancy baby-sitting tonight, do you?

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Oof, tonight?

0:34:21 > 0:34:23Aye, of course!

0:34:23 > 0:34:25All right, erm...

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Three stories and then bed.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31- OK?- OK.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40Ho-ho-ho! Oh, I'm looking at some old photies.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42They're amazing.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45There's me up north with the chapel youth club.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Eaten alive by midges,

0:34:48 > 0:34:50but I still got my money's worth out of that kilt.

0:34:50 > 0:34:55And see that boy standing next to me with the sambas and the drainpipes?

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Pure fancied him rotten.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00He went off to be a priest after that holiday.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Funny, that.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06Oh, and there's you as a baby.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Oh, look, you were just born!

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Look at your daddy. Still didnae have hair back then, eh?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Oh, look how much he's changed.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18Oh...

0:35:18 > 0:35:19Look how much I've changed.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23I know you're trying to do.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26- What do you mean?- Trying to tell me that people have to move on in life.

0:35:26 > 0:35:27I get it.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30- But I won't move on from my dad. - I'm not asking you to do that.

0:35:30 > 0:35:31Then, what are you asking?

0:35:33 > 0:35:34I'm just asking you to accept

0:35:34 > 0:35:37that me and your daddy have had to move on.

0:35:37 > 0:35:38No' you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Just him and me.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44But that doesn't mean that we're going to love you any less.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54"Scarlett O'Hara. 1983."

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Oh, aye.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59That's who I'd like to be again.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01O'Hara.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03I'd like to see if she's still in there.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Is that all right?

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Only if I remain a Mullen.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10It's a deal.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Why are you wearing a Lycra two-piece with citrus fruit all over it?

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Cannae believe I left the house looking like that.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20But, to be fair, your figure's a-mazing!

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Madonna Mullen, would you do me the honour

0:36:27 > 0:36:29of being my plus-one at The Jailbird tonight?

0:36:29 > 0:36:30I'd love to.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33But I'm washing my hair.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- You might want to think about asking your new friend.- Really?

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Be in by midnight. And I'm putting the chain on.- Right.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Oh, and no kissing.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Not until you know where he's been.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09What you doing out?

0:37:09 > 0:37:11I just needed a bit of air.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16- Caitlin, there's... - Are you all right?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Aye.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Just something I want to speak to you about.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Right. Well, before you do, I want to ask you something.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29When you were in hospital, I sat there and I kept getting flashes

0:37:29 > 0:37:31about when we were wee, you singing daft songs

0:37:31 > 0:37:33and plaiting her hair too tight.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36And I know how hard it must have been for you back then.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40And I've been thinking about who I want to walk me down the aisle.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44And I'd love it to be you.

0:37:44 > 0:37:45If it's not too much already.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48So, will you do it?

0:37:51 > 0:37:52I'd be honoured.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Don't start greetin'.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56You'll have me going to.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Right, what did you want to tell me?

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Och... Och, nothing.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04It can wait. It's no' important.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Might be director of field operations,

0:38:36 > 0:38:39but my door is always open.

0:38:39 > 0:38:40Appreciate it.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44A lot of people get highfalutin when they get a promotion. Not me.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46I'm a boss...

0:38:46 > 0:38:47..and a pal.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Montego Motors.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Good for a service, aye? - Best there is.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00HE GROANS THEN HUMS SOFTLY

0:39:02 > 0:39:04ENGINE STARTS

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Ma! What are you doing?

0:39:21 > 0:39:22Scarlett?

0:39:24 > 0:39:26That's a really good carpet you've got in there.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29That floor... It's a nice deep pile on it, isn't it?

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Goodbye.

0:39:40 > 0:39:45- Oh, sorry. Should have knocked. - Oh, come in.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50- You OK?- Couldnae settle.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52My mind's racing.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Thought I'd be better off here working,

0:39:55 > 0:39:56if I've still got a job, that is.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Of course. You should be resting.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05It's just sitting in a comfy chair talking to folk.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Well, if you're sure.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09I'm sorry about earlier.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Caitlin just opens her mouth and lets her belly rumble.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16Wonder where she gets that from, eh?

0:40:16 > 0:40:18We've all got folk in our family like that, eh?

0:40:18 > 0:40:19Sure have.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23She was just looking out for me.

0:40:23 > 0:40:24You know that, don't you?

0:40:27 > 0:40:28What are your lecturers like?

0:40:33 > 0:40:34Any nice ones?

0:40:42 > 0:40:43Oh, and are you eating well?

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Aye. Nae beans on toast, mind.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48You're doing better than I am.

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Oh, have you got your hard hat yet?

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Oh, you'll need to get a picture with it on.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Send it to me.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00I mean, we all make mistakes.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03I made a fair few in my time.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05We all have.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06But losing a sister...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09..I mean, that can't be easy.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11She must be hurting.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14I hope she'll be all right.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Are you all right?

0:41:22 > 0:41:23Yeah.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26We forget to care for the carers.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28You're the one that's having to be strong

0:41:28 > 0:41:30looking after her and the kids.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Right. I'd Better get on.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Those phones'll no' answer themselves, eh?

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Mm, no, he's been up to his old tricks again.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Lovely.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Well, send me a picture with it on.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10- Oh!- Oh!- Suzie! What are you trying to do to me?- Sorry.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13No, Jules, it it's just Suzie creeping up on me.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Hi, Julesie!

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Miss you!

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Listen, I'm running out of fives and tens.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21I need to get into the safe.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Right... Jules, I'll need to call you back.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25Right, OK, doll.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27I'll speak to you later. Right. Right. Bye. Bye.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- We're shut, can you no' read? - It's me.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50What were you doing hiding on his taxi floor?

0:42:53 > 0:42:57- Who telt you?- Bob telt Kim. Kim telt Madonna and Madonna telt me.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59I just went over to ask him out.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Well, why didn't you? - I don't know. I just panicked.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Listen, you'll need to get right back on that horse pronto

0:43:04 > 0:43:06and ask him out again.

0:43:06 > 0:43:07How do I come back from that?

0:43:07 > 0:43:09I hid in his taxi like Glenn Close.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Only thing I was missing was a bunny.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13- I've got a plan.- A plan?

0:43:15 > 0:43:16Repeat what I say.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20Hiya, bubba, it's me.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Is Dougie still there?

0:43:22 > 0:43:23Is Dougie still there?

0:43:25 > 0:43:28Right. Good. Tell him no' tae budge.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31- Tell him no' tae budge. - Oh, gie's it to me.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33It'll be quicker!

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Hello, Bob, listen.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37I've nae time for explanations.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Just do what I tell you, right?

0:43:39 > 0:43:43I need for you to ask Dougie

0:43:43 > 0:43:46if he will accept Scarlett's apology.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Tell him it's her hormones.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52Do I need to ask that?

0:43:54 > 0:43:57My ma wants you to know she was only trying to leave you a Duran Duran CD.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59She didn't mean to creep you oot.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Nothing creepy at all.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04He's just smiled and said it's no' creepy at all.

0:44:06 > 0:44:07I'm no' asking that!

0:44:08 > 0:44:10Because I'm no'!

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Ma, no chance.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Scarlett, it's me.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Aye, what is it you want to ask Dougie?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20Right.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Aye. Mm-hm.

0:44:24 > 0:44:25Right, aye. Mm-hm.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30Hold on. She wants to know if you're still interested in going for a date

0:44:30 > 0:44:33with the possibility of some hot juicy loving at yours after.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35PHONE: I did not say that, Angus!

0:44:35 > 0:44:37That'd gie you the dry boak, man.

0:44:37 > 0:44:38I'd be up for that!

0:44:38 > 0:44:40Really? Are you sure?

0:44:41 > 0:44:42- You don't have to.- I want to!

0:44:44 > 0:44:46He says he wants to.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49- PHONE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- PHONE:- You get up and get that hair done now!

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Scarlett's screaming, "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"

0:44:54 > 0:44:57And Molly's shouting "Get up and get your hair set, now!"

0:44:59 > 0:45:01Right, aye. Yeah, I'll tell him.

0:45:01 > 0:45:02Same time, same place?

0:45:04 > 0:45:07He's giving the thumbs up. All right.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12You have nae idea what you're letting yourself in for, do you?

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Here, will you two tell her the table's booked?

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- And no' to be late. - I can't believe this still fits.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26I stuck a wee safety pin at the waistband

0:45:26 > 0:45:27but I don't think anybody'll notice.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31What?

0:45:31 > 0:45:32Too much?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34No. You look...

0:45:34 > 0:45:35You look...

0:45:37 > 0:45:39You look like you run an oil company,

0:45:39 > 0:45:41but that's not necessarily a bad thing, hen.

0:45:43 > 0:45:44You're right.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46- I'll just stick my jeggings back on. - No!- No!

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Right. I'll catch you later.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52- And don't be late.- Thanks, son.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55- For what?- For organising all this.

0:45:55 > 0:45:56Och, wheesht!

0:46:00 > 0:46:03Right, remember, it's "yes" and not "aye".

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Aye.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08- And remember to pretend you'd rather be somewhere else.- Really?

0:46:08 > 0:46:09It makes them work harder.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10Ooh!

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Listen, darling...

0:46:14 > 0:46:17..I don't have to do this if you don't want me to.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19I spent a full hour curling your hair. You do.

0:46:19 > 0:46:20Ooh!

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Thanks, darling.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26- Wish me luck!- Ooh!

0:46:27 > 0:46:29I'll no' need it, but, eh?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36The thing about Scarlett is she may come across as scary,

0:46:36 > 0:46:39but underneath that wee pocket rocket

0:46:39 > 0:46:43is a woman who, ultimately, just wants to be wooed.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44Right.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46I can still hear you.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48Start off cool as a cucumber.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50And when you feel the vibe is right,

0:46:50 > 0:46:53move in like a Navy Seal with the accents.

0:46:54 > 0:46:55Accents?

0:46:55 > 0:47:00Yeah. You know, when you're getting in about the neck and the ears.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02Slip in a wee voice.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Sends women doolally.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06A-hem!

0:47:09 > 0:47:12What if you cannae do accents?

0:47:13 > 0:47:14Everybody can do an accent.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17I specialise in Russian and French.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20What kind of things do you say?

0:47:20 > 0:47:21It's not what you say, Angus.

0:47:21 > 0:47:25It's the way it's delivered that gets the desired results.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29- BAD RUSSIAN ACCENT:- Zat's a nice coat you're wearing, hen!

0:47:29 > 0:47:34A basic sentence made electric by the use of an accent.

0:47:34 > 0:47:38- BAD FRENCH ACCENT:- What is ze film you are watching? Is it any go-o-od?

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Perfectly normal thing to say.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Elevated, once again, by an accent.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Scarlett's knees would literally...

0:47:49 > 0:47:50..buckle.

0:47:52 > 0:47:54Choose an accent you're comfy with.

0:47:54 > 0:47:55Geordie, Cockney, Australian.

0:47:58 > 0:47:59G'day, mate.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02You two never answer your phones?

0:48:02 > 0:48:05- Sorry, boss.- You've got a city centre pick-up ten minutes ago.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07An airport hire's just come in, too.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09- But I've got plans... - Cancel them!- But I can't!

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Do you want to keep this job or not?

0:48:12 > 0:48:13Then I suggest you get to it.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23- Make sure the lid's on tight. - I have. Screwed shut.

0:48:23 > 0:48:24Now, give it a good shake.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27Right above your head.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Now, to the other side.

0:48:31 > 0:48:32The other side.

0:48:35 > 0:48:36Now twirl it up and twirl it down.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41- You're joking.- No! You have to do it for at least five minutes.

0:48:46 > 0:48:48I'm going to have some fun with him.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50- I can tell.- You sure are.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52- Same again?- Aye.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54I mean, yes, please.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06- I was this close! - Keep your voice down!

0:49:06 > 0:49:09I told you to have a quiet word with her, no' go at her wi' a crowbar.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11My way gets results.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13The only results it gets is having the police sniffing about.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15You going soft on me?

0:49:15 > 0:49:17Are you that stupid?

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Caitlin told the entire bar this afternoon

0:49:19 > 0:49:21that I was trying to pay her off.

0:49:21 > 0:49:22And, as if by magic, a few hours later,

0:49:22 > 0:49:25the police find her half dead in her own living room?

0:49:25 > 0:49:28When I ask you to do something, you do it. My way.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32What's the update wi' Stevie?

0:49:32 > 0:49:36- It's been dealt with.- Because that wouldnae be fair, would it?

0:49:36 > 0:49:38We made a deal.

0:49:52 > 0:49:53Same again?

0:49:55 > 0:49:57Maybe he got held up.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- Maybe there's roadworks. - Well, I know that's not the case.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Anyway, how much do I owe you for the drinks, hen?

0:50:04 > 0:50:09Hey, put your money away. I don't know about you, but I'm starving.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11Do you mind if I join you for dinner?

0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Feels a bit light. Sure you've given me the right envelope?- I'm sure.

0:50:27 > 0:50:30- Still waiting on a few payments to come in.- I see.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33You cannae let people pay just when they feel like it.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36- You need to be firm.- I know what I'm doing.- Not what I'm hearing.

0:50:36 > 0:50:42- Oh, really?- Aye, really. News travels fast. You're a pushover.

0:50:42 > 0:50:46- Grandad?- Hey, darling.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49What are you doing up? I've read you your stories.

0:50:49 > 0:50:54- I need a drink and I can't find dinosaur.- Dinosaur?

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Oh. There we go.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01You go back to your bed and I'll bring you a drink in in a minute.

0:51:04 > 0:51:08- Had any dealings with Stevie lately? - No, why should I?

0:51:08 > 0:51:11You brought him up through the ranks, thought he'd

0:51:11 > 0:51:14pop by occasionally, get a bit of advice from time to time.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17I'm retired, as you like to keep reminding me.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Surely if he wants advice, he's going to come to you.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22One boss, one set of rules.

0:51:24 > 0:51:25Anything else?

0:51:30 > 0:51:33- Sorry, I don't have much of an appetite.- Thanks, pal.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41You really like him, don't you?

0:51:44 > 0:51:45Is he really worth all this?

0:51:46 > 0:51:49Upsetting Madonna, upsetting you, and that upsets me.

0:51:52 > 0:51:56Maybe it's best if you focus on what you know won't hurt you.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02- Do you know what the best bit was? - What?- Getting ready.

0:52:02 > 0:52:05The bath, the hair, the make-up.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Possibility of what might happen.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Felt like the old me again.

0:52:13 > 0:52:18Ah, well, Scarlett O'Hara's definitely left this building now.

0:52:18 > 0:52:22- Come on, you don't need a man to make you happy.- I know that.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25- But I wanted it. That's the difference.- Scarlett.

0:52:27 > 0:52:32- You've got some explaining to do. - I got held up. Alex...

0:52:32 > 0:52:33I don't want to hear it.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36What I do want to hear is you apologising to my maw

0:52:36 > 0:52:38and I suggest you do it right now.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49- Scarlett...- You've got some cheek.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52I got sent on a job and my phone died on me.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Do you know how humiliating that was?

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Sitting there, everybody watching me, waiting.

0:52:58 > 0:53:03Do you think this comes easy, all this? Asking a man out at my age?

0:53:03 > 0:53:07And still you never showed. That tells me everything I need to know.

0:53:07 > 0:53:11I need somebody who is kind and honest and reliable

0:53:11 > 0:53:12and you are none of they things.

0:53:15 > 0:53:20To cut a long story short, I lost my charger.

0:53:21 > 0:53:22What?

0:53:25 > 0:53:27I swear.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29On Simon Le Bon's life.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44Aye, your cab's on its way. All right, bye.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11Ellie's worried sick, she's just about tae phone the polis.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14Aye, I was just about to call her, but...

0:54:14 > 0:54:17What is it?

0:54:17 > 0:54:18What is it?

0:54:23 > 0:54:27- I really want to be at your wedding, Caitlin.- What are you on about?

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Course you'll be there.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34I want to walk you up the aisle and have everyone look at you

0:54:34 > 0:54:36and be all proud.

0:54:37 > 0:54:38What is it?

0:54:40 > 0:54:42Oh, Caitlin.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44Ma, what is it? Tell me.

0:54:51 > 0:54:55- At the hospital... - The hospital, right.

0:54:55 > 0:54:56They said...

0:54:59 > 0:55:02They said that...

0:55:02 > 0:55:05That said that I've got cancer in my liver.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10Caitlin, I'm terrified.

0:55:10 > 0:55:14I've just found my wee family again.

0:55:14 > 0:55:20I don't want to lose yous. Please tell me that'll not happen.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Please, Caitlin.

0:55:26 > 0:55:28I'm scared.

0:55:30 > 0:55:35GOLD BY SPANDAU BALLET PLAYS

0:55:49 > 0:55:51What are you doing up?

0:55:51 > 0:55:55Gran's snoring. Plus, I wanted to know you got home safe.

0:55:59 > 0:56:03- Did you have pudding? - No, darling, I wasnae that hungry.

0:56:04 > 0:56:09- Did your hair stay curly? - It stayed curly right to the end.

0:56:11 > 0:56:16- Do you think you'll see him again? - No, darling.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20I think I just prefer it you and me in our onesies doing a wordsearch.

0:56:48 > 0:56:50You were right about Stevie.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53We're going to have to sort him out.

0:56:57 > 0:56:59How are we this All Hallows' Eve?

0:56:59 > 0:57:01You all ready for some trick or treating?

0:57:01 > 0:57:06- Father Lenny Murdoch at your service.- Messages from dead friends.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08SCREAMING

0:57:08 > 0:57:11- Getting the old place shipshape for the main man?- We're no' a couple.

0:57:11 > 0:57:14- You want to be, but.- I know. I cannae wait to see him.

0:57:14 > 0:57:15This is going to get very bad, very quick.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18The guy is a grass.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20The wee man comes crying to you, suddenly we've got a problem?

0:57:20 > 0:57:22I am not going to war wi' Alex for you.