0:00:19 > 0:00:23- Angel Tots. It's one of the best nurseries in Glasgow.- He's not going.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27And that's for Joanne.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34- Eileen!- What?- Eileen! - Oh! Out the road! Get the doors!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- The nursery phoned me. - The thing is...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39And don't even think about making something up.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I think my friend's being set up by fraudsters.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Any money it was her that phoned the police.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Bob, that is ridiculous.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Well, it makes sense economically.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I can earn more money working part time than nursery costs.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I said no.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08You're not even listening to me.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm listening. Just not agreeing.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12And, there's nothing to discuss.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Why not? You haven't given me a single good reason.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18This is the 21st century. Everybody uses them.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19They liberate us
0:01:19 > 0:01:23and the social and educational benefits for him are enormous.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Morning.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Look, Eileen, I don't want to fall out with you about this.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38We made a right mess of things last time round, agreed?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Agreed, but we were young and inexperienced.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44So we want to get things as right as possible this time round. Agreed?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Agreed. So we use all the advantages we didn't have back then.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Stuart stays with us, not strangers, OK?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I've not got time for this. I've got to get things ready for Kate.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Who is Kate?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57The potential investor.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- For my family dining area. - The what?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Have you seen the state of the bathroom?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09What was Christina doing in there?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Acting out Moby Dick?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14The floor's drookit.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Morning.- Any milk?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Sorry, Christina had the last of it in her cornflakes.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23There's no milk left for my tea.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Go and get some.- Sorry, no time, I'm going to a talk at the library.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You should have thought of that before you tanned the milk.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30And you will not leave this house
0:02:30 > 0:02:33before you have washed up your breakfast things.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35This is not a hotel.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37That's why the room service is so rubbish.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42And while we're at it, that is not your personal bathroom.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43OK, maybe I should move out.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Maybe you should. - Right ladies, that's enough.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47I'll go for the milk,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50and Christina will tidy the bathroom when she gets home, all right?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Good.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54See you later.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Thanks Granddad.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You sure you don't mind taking him to nursery?
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Course not, pet.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06C'mon, we'll take you to nursery wee man, eh?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Bye!- Bye, be good!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- You OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Liar.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I applied for a job managing a health spa,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I got down to the last three, but...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Knock back?- Yep.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Scunner.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Anywhere nice?- Portugal.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31That's the third knock back this week.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Not fair, eh?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Thanks. That really helps.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Just trying to cheer you up.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39See ya later.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Last minute supplies for the big meeting.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Do you need note pads?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I've got some at the surgery, thanks.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58What kind of people are going to be coming to this drop-in centre?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh, a real mixture. Young people, professionals.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Maybe you'll get some passing trade.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Aye. I suppose even junkies have to eat.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I prefer "recovering addicts".
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Well, I prefer paying customers, but, hey.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hope it goes well.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Thanks.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20There we are. I had to take a loaf as well.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23From Russia with Love is eating me out of house and home.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Tatiana's back? - No, her daughter, my lodger.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Problems?- Don't get me started.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32She thinks I'm running a hotel.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37I've had enough. I'm too old for playing happy families.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But will she not be moving in with her mother when she gets back from the Ukraine?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'll believe it when I see it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45So Tatiana's not due back soon?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46I wouldn't know.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Nobody tells me nothing.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Thanks, hen. Cheery bye.- Cheery.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What d'you mean I didn't tell you?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I did tell you. You just obviously weren't listening.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Well, tell me. You've got two minutes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04What happens after two minutes? You stop listening?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06What proposal?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Proposal for the boatyard/beer garden conversion.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12My plan for a family eating area?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15An extension to the Tall Ship with historic boats all converted
0:05:15 > 0:05:18so wee kids can play in them and all that?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- A place where families could bring their very own wee Stuart.- Stuart!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You forget something?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Thanks, Charlie.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, darlin'. Will you be a good boy for Daddy today?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30No, be a good boy for Mummy today.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Cos Daddy's got the nice investor to deal with.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35And Mummy's got the drop-in centre to open.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Eileen, this could be a big deal for us!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40For you, me, the family.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I have to make a good impression.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45And I have to get on a stage and make a speech.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Never heard of doing two things at once Raymond?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's what women have been doing all their lives but men have yet to get the hang of it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Fine, you stick with your bow and arrow, I'll be Superwoman again.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00That's not fair, Eileen. How can I show Kate around properly when I've got wee Stuart to look after?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04What was it you said? "We make it work, we compromise."
0:06:04 > 0:06:08That obviously only applies to me. Fine. I'll take Stuart to nursery.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Over my dead body.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13We'll make it work. Not a problem.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Morning folks.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- All set for the big day?- Yeah, just got a few points to finesse with you.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Do we know what bigwigs are coming?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21No, but I think we'll get a good turn out,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23both bigwigs and recovering addicts.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You going to join us Raymond?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Can't myself. I've got quite a busy day.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- I'm meeting...- Anyway, we need to go and start setting up.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'm sure you'll make it work.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm sure I will.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43So, how's your mum?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Still in the Ukraine?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, still there.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Everything going all right with the divorce and all that?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Is your father taking it all right?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I mean, must be difficult for him, eh?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01No. They've been separated for ages.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Really? So he's got somebody else in his life?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Don't know, don't care.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12You must be missing your mum though, she's been away a while.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Is she due back soon?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You would know better than me.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Sorry?- Because you seem to take an awful close interest in my family.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Any friend of Bob's, is a friend of mine.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Look, we both know it was you that phoned the police
0:07:26 > 0:07:28and accused my mother of extortion.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31But if you don't keep your nose out of my family's business,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I'll make sure everyone knows how conniving you are.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44So where's this extension going to be? The beer garden?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Yeah, plus the 25 square metre area of the boatyard
0:07:48 > 0:07:50that we'd buy up.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52So there'd be a sheltered dining area,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55based on the interior of an original tall ships,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58and we'd have an outdoor eating area, and a converted boat
0:07:58 > 0:08:00to be used as a kids play area.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Sounds cool. Well, if there's anything I can do to help.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- How are you with babies? - Eh, I'm working.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's all right, listen, she won't be here for another half hour or so.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12So if you could just be on hand.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Sure thing.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I forgot, the heavy's off, I'll go and change the barrel.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28So, what's the score around here? Invisible barmaids or what?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Self service?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Or sit tight till you die of thirst?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41What can I get you?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'll have a ginger beer, please.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Ginger beer?- Aye.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Got a big event later. Need to keep my wits about me, you know?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Is that right?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You'll need to give me two ticks, I'll be back in a minute.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15All right, Raymond?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Jimmy, the very man,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19d'you think you could watch wee Stuart for two minutes?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Sorry, mate, bad timing.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Need to see a man about a job. - Murdoch?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You sure about this?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Not got much choice in the matter.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32See you later.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37All right, Stuarty. Ginger beer.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41If you're looking for a bar job you've come to the right place.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I think they might be short staffed.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Hey, it's not to be sneezed at.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Jobs are hard to come by.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I'll bet you'd make a cracking barmaid, eh?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Aye! With a smile like that! Brighten everybody's day!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, Kate Carter, I presume?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04That's me. Sorry, I'm a wee bit early. You must be Raymond Henderson, proprietor?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Aye, and I must be the invisible man.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Sorry, pal. Here you go. On the house.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13No, no favours. I'm just a customer. Keep the change.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You can't win them all. Although we do try.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Would you like to take a seat and I'll be right over?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- Tea? Coffee?- Tea would be lovely, thanks. I'm looking forward to hearing your proposal.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Great. Right, I'll just get organised and be right with you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Bob, I now know for definite who it was that phoned the police about mum.- Who?- Iona.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54- We've been over this before, Iona wouldn't do anything like that. - Yes, she would!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- No Christina, that's not true. - No-one else in Shieldinch takes this inordinate interest in my mum.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01She's a friend. Friends ask after you.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Yes, if you call the Spanish Inquisition "asking after you".
0:11:04 > 0:11:09I know you don't get on with Iona, but she would never do anything as mean as this.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Really? Well, why don't you ask her? Look her in the eye and ask her.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I get off in half an hour.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18If it's going to put an end to this nonsense, then, aye, I'll go and ask her.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Thank you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Thanks for getting the milk.
0:11:34 > 0:11:40- Oh, sorry, Mum, I forgot. - And while we're on the subject, I want you to talk to little madam.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- "Madam"?- Aye, her nibs.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's just plain inconsiderate.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I mean, I'm the pensioner here.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51The one thing I look forward to is my first cup of tea in the morning.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I'm sorry, Mum.- You finish the milk, you replace it. Simple.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56She had to go to the library.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Well, she didn't. She was outside gabbin' with her pal.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Come on, Mum!- The bathroom looked as if a hurricane had hit it.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06She maybe gets away with that kind of thing in Russia.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11But not in my house. So I've decided on some ground rules.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14She's not been in Russia since she was six! How many times?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Madam will wash the dishes every night,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19and clean the bathroom every weekend.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Right?- Well...- You tell her.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Because she is your responsibility.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Either that or you find her a new hotel.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Single, please.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44From a business point of view,
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I think we'd do really well, and we are in a great position to expand.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51There's no question, it's a strong proposal.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I think the boat-themed area could be a real crowd pleaser.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Great. I'm really glad to hear you say that.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Are you confident there would be enough family trade?- Absolutely.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04There's nowhere else in this area that caters for family dining.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06He's a lovely boy.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Strictly speaking I shouldn't have him in the pub,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13but I had childcare issues this morning, you know?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Tell me about it. Been there.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- You got kids? - Two girls, 9 and 11.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh, right!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Great, we'll just get the tea out the road and get down to business.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Tea? I thought you wanted coffee?- No.
0:13:25 > 0:13:30OK. I'll just get rid of these and get you some tea.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Six across. Six letters, a fruit, right?
0:13:35 > 0:13:40B, blank, N, blank, blank, A.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Any takers?- Banana?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44You must be the brains about here.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Aye that's an interesting idea that, pub/nursery, could catch on.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Just a shame the service is a bit slow.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Right, I know your type pal, and I don't want any trouble.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06So why don't you just take yourself up to the bar,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09let my barman get you a drink, and pipe down?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12You're all right, wee man. I know when I'm not wanted.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Sorry about that.- Don't worry.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22We've all come across that type.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Thoroughly obnoxious.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Why don't I take you out to the beer garden site and explain how it's all going to look?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Good idea. Let's hope the locals are a wee bit friendlier.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Oh, they are, that joker's not a local.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38There's rarely any trouble around here, it's a good, family based community.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Right. Pop him in his pram, and we're off.
0:14:49 > 0:14:55I've been running after those bun-eaters for over an hour and this is all I get? 50 rotten pence.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58To think I actually left Australia to live in this dump.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- So go back to Australia then.- There's just the small problem of money.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05I had this ridiculous idea I might actually make something here, you know, in tips.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Maybe if you didn't look so fed up people would be more generous.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- That table needs cleared. - I'm taking a break.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14You're not due a break.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- So, if you don't mind. - Clear it yourself.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- I asked you to do it.- I don't know where you get off bossing me around.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21This is my mother's cafe.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27And your mother says that she'd need to x-ray you to see if there's a days work in you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Ah, so this is where all the talent's hanging about these days.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Having a nice day, ladies?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Wonderful.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40It's a good location. I can see the potential.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I'm thinking of using that as the play area
0:15:42 > 0:15:44and also for childrens' parties,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- summer weddings, events, that kind of thing.- I like it.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Prioritising the children.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55- What about bad weather?- I will have a sheltered area with an awning.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Look, why don't I meet you back inside?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I want to give you my undivided attention so I'm going to drop the wee one off at his auntie.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- I'll be back in a few minutes. - I take it you've looked into planning permission?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I have, yes, and that will not be a problem.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11So, I'll be right back. Oh, you better...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Yeah, sorry.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Haw!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Hi, Stella, is Gina around?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39No, it's her day off. She's maybe up at the flat.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42OK. Thanks.
0:16:42 > 0:16:4430 pence? That's just insulting.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm surprised she gave you anything.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Why? I was perfectly nice.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52No. She says she was on a diet and could you recommend anything
0:16:52 > 0:16:54and you say, "stop eating"?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Poor woman was mortified.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59It's probably the best bit of advice she's ever been given.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Face it, Jo, your brand of charm just doesn't pull in the tips.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And what, yours does?
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- We're out of brown sugar, can you go to the deli and get some please? - They can make do with white.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13No, Gina said if we run out we've to get more in. So...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15..can you go now while it's quiet?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I've had enough.
0:17:19 > 0:17:25I'm the assistant manager and I'm telling you to go and get me a brown sugar. Now.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44I don't like the look of them at all.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I'm not sure that I approve of this clinic or whatever it is
0:17:48 > 0:17:52if it's going to attract such ne'er-do-wells.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- They're no' doing any harm.- Yet!
0:17:57 > 0:18:01My understanding was that it was to be a place of solace
0:18:01 > 0:18:05for the likes of young Leo Brodie.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08You open a drop-in place for drug addicts,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10you're going to expect all sorts.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Did you just say drug addicts?
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Aye, over the road, there's a new place for recovering addicts or whatever they call it.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Junkies?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'm all for helping folk,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26as long as they don't dump their mess at my back door.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30So there could be a lot of these recovering addicts floating about?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Nothing surer.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34If this was my establishment
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I'd be putting an extra lock on the back door.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39You can't be too careful these days.
0:18:39 > 0:18:46- That's true. Nice talking to you. - And yourself, yeah. The usual.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Hiya.- I hate to ask, but could you look after Stuart for a wee bit?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Raymond, I'm just on my way out.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- I wouldn't normally do this but it's all in a good cause. - Oh, what's that?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04My proposal for the family area round the back of the Tall Ship.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08I've got an investor in the pub now deciding whether she'll back it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09It's looking good.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I thought I could maybe juggle wee Stuart, but...
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Bring him in.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17The shopping can wait.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I only need another half hour.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23If I can pull this off, it'll be a better life for all of us.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Enough. Hello my wee darlin'.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29You're a star, Gina, I'm away to clinch the deal.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- You do that. Good luck.- See ya!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I agree. OK. OK then.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Sorry about that.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Right. I'll give you a phone later on. OK. Bye.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53How are you doing?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55What did you think of the site?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I think your barman's under a bit of pressure.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- He can manage for five minutes. The site?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03The site's good, and I can see how extending the existing premises would work, very well.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05That is music to my ears.
0:20:05 > 0:20:11Is it safe to say that I could make a preliminary bid for the 25 square metres?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You can certainly do that, but...
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Ah, there's always a "but".
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- This is a very big "but".- Oh.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I am afraid we're not convinced the location is ideal for children.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24What? It's sheltered, safe.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27And a stone's throw away from a drop-in centre for drug addicts.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34It may be that this would never be a problem, but to be honest we think it's a very big problem.
0:20:34 > 0:20:40I don't want to bring my kids to an area where there could be used needles lying around, or...
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Let's just say an unsavoury element.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47But the centre's there to help addicts, to make the community safer.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I admire your confidence, but I'm afraid that's not a risk we are willing to take.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53There must be a way we could make this work.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Mr Henderson, my investors need to be convinced that this
0:20:57 > 0:21:01could be run as a successful, safe family establishment,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03and to be honest, we're not.
0:21:06 > 0:21:12I can see how today you might not have got the best of impressions,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16but to be fair, the drop-in centre hasn't had a chance to settle in yet.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Would you be prepared to review the situation, maybe in a month or two?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I dare say you could maybe make another approach, but for now...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Look, let me pay for this tea.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32That's on the house. I'm not going to give up on this, I believe...
0:21:32 > 0:21:35My purse has gone!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Someone's stolen my purse!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Hey-ho! So, how's it going in the Oyster?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Don't ask.- Ach well, it keeps you off the streets.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Believe me, being on the streets would be better than being in that hellhole.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Come on, it's not like you're down a mine.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56No, it's worse.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Stella's a right madam. "Get me this, get me that."
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Treats me like I'm her personal slave. It's not funny!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Aye it is. You just don't like getting your wee hands dirty.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10I'll get my hands dirty all day long, I just don't like that jumped up little dosser taking advantage.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12That doesn't sound like Stella to me.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15She's just loving lording it over me. Anyway, what do you know?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I know that Stella wouldn't lord it over anyone,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- and she's definitely not a dosser. - Oh, great(!)
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Here's me looking for a wee bit of sympathy and you take her side.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Who said anything about taking sides?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Anyway, you're the one behaving like a madam.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh, I don't need this.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Move!- Pavements are for walking on, not cycling, idiot!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- You all right? - I think so. Thanks for...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40My pleasure.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46When did you last have your purse? Are you sure it was in your handbag?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Yes! I had it when I paid for the taxi that brought me to this place.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Well, it doesn't seem to be here.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Obviously not, because it's been stolen.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Not necessarily. Maybe you dropped it?
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Oh, for goodness sake, of course it's been stolen.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And you don't need to be Einstein to figure out who stole it.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09You're sure it was him?
0:23:09 > 0:23:12And you're not? Let's go and ask him, shall we?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18OK, I know you took my purse.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21We don't have to involve the police, just give me it back,
0:23:21 > 0:23:22we'll say no more about it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26And you know what? I think I've had enough offence for one day,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28so if you'll excuse me I'm going to get a drink.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'll give you one more chance, then I'm phoning the police.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33You took my purse.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36And you know this how? Eh? You saw me? Have you got witnesses?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I know you took it, you were right next to my handbag.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Right. And that should stand up in a court of law.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You come in to a nice neighbourhood with your scummy pals.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- My what?- You heard.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You don't call my mates scummy you torn-faced piece of...
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Hey, hey, cool it!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Watch it, lady, all right, or I'll be pressing charges against you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57But, hey, you go ahead, waste police time.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Real nice neighbourhood you got here(!)
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Haw, bananas! Can I get a drink? - Two minutes.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06All my credit cards were in that purse.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I really don't need this.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Don't panic. We can cancel your credit cards.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Come through the back, you can phone.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18Thanks, but no thanks. And you can kiss goodbye to any thoughts you might have had of a review.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Sorry, but we won't be investing...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23not in a million years.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- Here you go.- Thanks.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Better?- Yeah.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42So, what now? Back to the house of fun?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Sorry?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47The Oyster? The place where you work?
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Why don't I take you somewhere nice for lunch? You got plans?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I just think...
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Gabriel, when I said lunch, I mean lunch. I'm not going to eat you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Said the spider to the fly.- Ha-ha(!)
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I'm not going to ask twice.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Pick me up in an hour?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You're on.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Be with you in a minute. Where have you been?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Sorry, Stella, I've had a bit of a scare. I was nearly run over.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Run over?- Yeah. Outside the deli.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I feel awful.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31D'you want me to call a doctor or something?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33It's OK. You don't have to pretend that you care,
0:25:33 > 0:25:35but I think I'll go for a lie down.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I do care. Want me to phone your ma?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No, it's fine.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41I'm going to go and have a lie down.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45I'll grab my stuff and I'll come back later, once I feel better OK?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51DOOR OPENS
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- All right?- Did you talk to her?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Iona?- Yeah!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- No.- Aaw, Bob!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I can't just go barging in there accusing her.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Why not?- Because Iona's a pal.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07She's the only one in Shieldinch with a motive.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Listen, Miss Marple,
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I'll talk to her in my own time.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Just leave it.- She had this really sly look on her face, like she knew
0:26:16 > 0:26:19I knew what she'd done but she thought she could get away with it.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Like she'll wrap you round her little finger.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27DOOR OPENS
0:26:28 > 0:26:34- Did you speak to her? - I'm just in the door. - Cos I will if you don't.- What?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Just leave it, will you?- No, no.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39This is my house.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I'm used to my routines and my own wee home comforts.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Since you moved in everything's gone skee-whiff.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49So I'm making some house rules,
0:26:49 > 0:26:53and while you're under my roof you will obey them.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Number one, the lavvy.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Hello and welcome to the Shieldinch Addiction Services Project.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05APPLAUSE
0:27:05 > 0:27:10It's due in great part to Doctor Michael Brodie's unwavering
0:27:10 > 0:27:13commitment to this project that we're all here today.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17He's had my wholehearted support every step of the way.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22I'm sure many of us here have been affected by, or know somebody who has battled with drugs.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26We know that there are no easy answers,
0:27:26 > 0:27:29but a project like this provides support
0:27:29 > 0:27:31for both addicts and the families.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I'm going to pass you over now to Doctor Brodie who will
0:27:34 > 0:27:38tell you more about the excellent work he's going to be doing here.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Thank you Councillor Donachie, and thank you all for being here today
0:27:42 > 0:27:45to mark the launch of the Shieldinch Addiction Services.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49This scheme has been almost six months in the making...
0:27:50 > 0:27:53I thought Raymond was looking after him.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56He was, then he asked me to take him for a wee while
0:27:56 > 0:28:00because of that investor, but I need to go and work in the cafe, Jo's not well.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Right. I need one more favour.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I need to go and help Stella.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- I wouldn't ask but I'm in a real spot.- What?
0:28:09 > 0:28:12I need to go back in. This'll take you twenty minutes. Bear with me.
0:28:12 > 0:28:20Hello, can I have a taxi for Hamilton, Shieldinch Community Centre.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Going to the Angel Tots Nursery, on Clarence Street.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Yeah. OK, thanks.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28I've already registered Stuart, so there shouldn't be a problem.
0:28:28 > 0:28:32- What about Raymond? - What about him? This is his fault.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34He needs to wake up, he's not Superman and I'm not Superwoman.
0:28:34 > 0:28:40- And I'm not Superpeople's skivvy, I've got problems of my own. - Please, Gina!
0:28:40 > 0:28:45Just this once. I can't abandon these people.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46They need me.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00I didn't realise Molly was so mad at me.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04She's not. She's just old. If we hadn't run out of milk this morning,
0:29:04 > 0:29:06she'd have been perfectly happy.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- So, are you going to talk to Iona now?- Now?
0:29:10 > 0:29:15- Why not?- I haven't thought of what I'm going to say to her.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Well, you can think about it on your way over to see her, can't you?
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- Look...- Please?- Fine.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27And don't let her wriggle out of this.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31What's up, Bob?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Och, it's nothing, just... - Just what?
0:29:34 > 0:29:39I'm just going to come out and say it, get it over with.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42You and Christina were talking earlier.
0:29:42 > 0:29:48Yes. She was a wee bit hysterical.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- Oh.- Accused me of being the one that reported her mother
0:29:52 > 0:29:54to the police, then ran out the door.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58- Oh.- I'll be honest with you, Bob,
0:29:58 > 0:30:03I wasn't going to mention it, but I was really quite hurt.
0:30:03 > 0:30:10- I can imagine.- I mean, why would I do something like that?
0:30:10 > 0:30:11To a pal!
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- I just wouldn't.- That's what I said. But she's got it into her head
0:30:15 > 0:30:17that you know something about it.
0:30:17 > 0:30:23Well, the poor lassie's obviously going through some female teenage angst kind of thing.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Female teenage angst?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Aye! You know the kind of thing.
0:30:29 > 0:30:34The world is against her, nobody understands her, even her mother abandoned her.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Hmm.
0:30:40 > 0:30:45At the time that phone call was made to the police, she wasn't really getting on with Tatiana, was she?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48I suppose not.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Now, this might sound weird,
0:30:51 > 0:30:58- but it wouldn't surprise me if it was Christina herself who phoned the police.- Uch, Iona, don't be daft!
0:30:58 > 0:31:02No, listen. She was angry with her mother for bringing her here.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06Angry about the divorce. Probably blamed her mum for the break up.
0:31:06 > 0:31:13- So she decides to teach her mother a lesson. Payback. - I know she was angry, but...
0:31:13 > 0:31:15And now she's feeling guilty about it.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19And because we were once, you know, an item, I'm the obvious target.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Deflects the blame from her.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24I might be wrong, but...
0:31:24 > 0:31:29I can't think of anyone else in Shieldinch who would make that phone call.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Can you?
0:31:32 > 0:31:36Gina? It's me, listen, you can bring wee Stuart back now, that's the panic over.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Well and truly over.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42No, not so good, I'm afraid.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Anyway, where are you?
0:31:45 > 0:31:48What d'you mean, he's not with you?
0:31:48 > 0:31:54And you've left him there? What's the address?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56No, no, it's fine, Gina.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58OK, I'm just his dad.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Is it OK if I go now Raymond? My shift ended half an hour ago.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04It's only just past lunchtime.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Split shifts. I'm back on at five.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08And I'm going to be late for the dentist.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10- Dentist?- I told you last week.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Off you go, son.- Cheers.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20Annie?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Look, it's Raymond. Where are you?
0:32:23 > 0:32:25No, I need cover now.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Charlie can't stay.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30OK, never mind.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Thanks anyway, bye.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Right, listen up, folks.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42I'm really sorry, but, I'm going to have to close the bar.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45It's an unavoidable situation, I'm afraid, so look if you'd like
0:32:45 > 0:32:51to get ready to leave I'll provide a refund for any unfinished drinks.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Give me two seconds. - What's going on?
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Can you stay for two more minutes to give people their money back?
0:32:57 > 0:32:58OK.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. There's your refund.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Mate, you really know how to make a guy feel welcome(!)
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Like I said, unavoidable situation,
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- so if you'd just like to make your way out.- All right, all right.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- This place is a joke, man. - Get out of my pub.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23You want to watch that temper of yours, that could lose you customers.
0:33:23 > 0:33:24- OUT!- I'm going.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27I've got a meeting to go to anyway. Bampot.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34So let me get this right,
0:33:34 > 0:33:38Iona accused me of reporting my own mum to the police?
0:33:38 > 0:33:44- She thought maybe you were angry at Tattie, and it was some sort of teenage rebellion thing.- A what?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46A teenage rebellion.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50- I told her it was daft, but I'd talk to you.- And you believed this crap?
0:33:50 > 0:33:51I'm just telling you what she said.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54How could you think for a second that I would do anything so vile?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- That's despicable.- Christina!
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Come on, you're overreacting.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00Just like Iona said you would.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08What's going on here? I heard a door slam.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Ach, just a teenage tantrum.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Just let her stew for a wee while.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18Right, you've heard from all of us, let's hear from you.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Does anyone have any questions?
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Aye, how do the locals feel
0:34:25 > 0:34:28about having recovering addicts in the area?
0:34:28 > 0:34:32I've already experienced a fair bit of prejudice.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34That's a good question.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37- Eileen would you like to take this one?- Yes.
0:34:37 > 0:34:42I'm really sorry about that and let's hope that was a one-off incident.
0:34:44 > 0:34:51No offence to the young man, but I do worry about having more drug addicts in the area.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Some of these people have criminal records.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57I'm sure the majority of people know that having a place
0:34:57 > 0:35:00where addicts can come for support, actually makes the community safer.
0:35:00 > 0:35:05This is Shieldinch, where we reach out and support our community.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07We are here for all of you.
0:35:15 > 0:35:21Listen, madam, in this country it's normal for lassies at your age to help out with the housework.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23So enough with the big huff.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Maybe you had a domestic servant in Russia,
0:35:26 > 0:35:30but pensioners in this country can't afford such luxuries.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32I'm struggling to make ends meet as it is.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Is this all because I asked her to do a few jobs?
0:35:35 > 0:35:39In my day you'd get a skite on the lug for this malarkey.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- I'll handle this. - What am I? The KGB?
0:35:42 > 0:35:47- Christina, I'm putting on a cup of coffee. You wanting one? - I want nothing from you ever again.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51Come on, you're over reacting. I just told you what Iona said.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54I thought this morning, wouldn't it be nice
0:35:54 > 0:35:57if Tatiana came back and saw us all getting on like a house on fire.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01And I know you didn't, but even if you did phone the police, I'd forgive you.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05I just want us all to be happy, this is our home, your home.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08This is not my home. I'm leaving.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Don't be daft, this is your home.
0:36:11 > 0:36:17Come on, we'll go and have peace talks over an ice cream, at the Oyster? What do you say?
0:36:17 > 0:36:20I'll get the order in. And we'll forget all about this.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22I'll see you in there.
0:36:25 > 0:36:30Teenage tantrum. I'll take care of it, no worries.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- That went really well. - It did, didn't it?
0:36:33 > 0:36:36Just need to make it work now. And keep the funding going.
0:36:36 > 0:36:41Why don't I invite the bigwigs over to the Ship for some refreshment, and we can schmooze them a little?
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Now that's why you're a politician and I'm a doctor.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- I'll round them up. - Want me to nip over and warn Raymond?- Nah, it's fine.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51We've always got champagne on hand for emergencies.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57I'm sorry about this, folks.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Not quite sure what's going on.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03If you'd like to make your way round to the side entrance, I'll see if I can get us in.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Hey. I'm no' wanting that there. Shift it.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27It's no' illegal.
0:37:40 > 0:37:45- Where's Christina?- She's gone. Packed her bag and took off.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46I couldn't stop her.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50I waited on her. I thought she was bluffing. I...
0:37:50 > 0:37:53How can you be so stupid?
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Here was me thinking the lassie was upset over a wee bit of housework.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Did she say where she was going?
0:37:58 > 0:38:01No. She just sailed out the door twenty minutes ago.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- We'll never find her now.- Aye, if it was up to you, we wouldn't.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08I slipped her purse out of her bag.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10She's not even got her tube fare.
0:38:10 > 0:38:15- You stay here, I'll go and look for her.- No, I'll...
0:38:15 > 0:38:18You're not exactly on a roll, son.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21You wait here, just in case she comes back.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Have you taken leave of your senses?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40What the hell did you think you were playing at?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- I could say the same thing to you. - You closed the pub!
0:38:43 > 0:38:45You put Stuart in a nursery!
0:38:45 > 0:38:49- I had every right! - Not without consulting me.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Not content with sending Gina over with Stuart
0:38:51 > 0:38:53in the middle of my speech, you then close the pub.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56So I bring a delegation over here for drinks, we can't get in!
0:38:56 > 0:39:00Do you know how stupid that made me look? I was mortified.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02Do you want to hear about my day?
0:39:02 > 0:39:05No, no I do not want to hear about your day.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Raymond, Raymond! Sit down, we need to talk!
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Can I have a word?
0:39:46 > 0:39:51- You.- Aye, it's me, I just crawled back out my slime bucket.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55- What do you want? - Somebody slashed my tyres.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57My heart bleeds.
0:39:57 > 0:40:03So who do you know in this nice, respectable community would do a thing like that?
0:40:03 > 0:40:07- No idea. - No? Well, I can think of one person.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11- Not guilty.- Look, mate, you've had it in for me all day.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- You think I stole that stuck up wee cow's purse.- Just back off, son.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19So, hey, why not slash my tyres? Serves me right, eh?
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Look, I never touched your tyres.
0:40:21 > 0:40:25Cos I respect other people property. But you? I don't think so.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- You need help man, you're a mess. - You just get out of here.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Why? What you going to do?
0:40:30 > 0:40:31OK, guys?
0:40:31 > 0:40:32Aye, I am.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35I wouldn't take any chances on him.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41He bothering you?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44No, I'm fine, just need to unwind a wee bit.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Sure. You're the boss.
0:40:56 > 0:41:01Oh, no!
0:41:01 > 0:41:04It's not so funny when it happens to you, eh, pal?
0:41:05 > 0:41:10Aye, in the great scheme of things, every nutter gets what's due.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15What the hell's going on?
0:41:15 > 0:41:17That maniac went for me.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Care to explain?
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Let's get you over to the surgery.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Who's the boy anyway?
0:41:32 > 0:41:37I don't know, but he's been dogging my footsteps all day.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Maybe one of that mob from the new clinic.- Could be.
0:41:40 > 0:41:45I'll tell you this though, Jimmy, see when I smacked him,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48it felt good. Really good.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50That's the best I've felt all day.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Aye, for a split second,
0:41:52 > 0:41:53then you're left with a sore hand.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Listen, Eileen thinks I'm a waste of space.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00My big plans to expand the pub, well they've been knocked back.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02So its game over, kaput.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05So see if that wee lowlife came back,
0:42:05 > 0:42:07I'd do it again.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11One punch and suddenly you're Rocky Marciano? Don't be daft.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15Throwing it all away because some wee wide-o's trying to noise you up.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18You've got loads of good things in your life.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21A new baby, Eileen, the pub.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25One silly mistake and it's gone.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29I should know.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- I just wondered if Christina had surfaced yet.- No.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Molly's away out looking for her.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Have you checked under the bed?
0:42:38 > 0:42:40It's an old trick.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44Get everyone out searching for you, thinking you're halfway to London,
0:42:44 > 0:42:46and all the time you're under the bed.
0:42:46 > 0:42:47She's not under the bed.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50She'll turn up. She's just trying to give you a scare.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Aye, well it's working.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55She's only fifteen years old.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59Why don't you come round to mine for a drink, I bet by the time you get back here,
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Christina will be home wanting fed and watered.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Iona, she's run away.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06If I lose her I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Finally.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- Go away.- Charming.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32I've been traipsing about for an hour looking for you.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34And a pensioner's hour is equal to three human hours.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38- So work that one out.- Well, I'm sorry you wasted your time.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40And what's that supposed to mean?
0:43:40 > 0:43:41I'm not coming back.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44I don't want to live here any more.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Please yerself. What'll I say to Bob? He's frantic.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50How can I live in a house where I'm not trusted?
0:43:50 > 0:43:53How can Bob think that I would report my own mother to the police?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55My own mother?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57I love her.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03Your missing your mammy, aren't you?
0:44:03 > 0:44:06I haven't got a family here any more,
0:44:06 > 0:44:11- I haven't got anyone. - Yes, you do, Bob dotes on you.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Come on home and I'll make you something nice to eat.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Toasted cheese?
0:44:15 > 0:44:18I don't live with you anymore.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22I'm going to stay with my mum's friend in Dundee.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24It's all been arranged.
0:44:24 > 0:44:25I wish you'd give us...
0:44:28 > 0:44:31I wish you'd give Bob a second chance.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33I know he would miss you.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34No he wouldn't.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38He'd be absolutely heartbroken if you left.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42I know he's a big tumphy but he's awfy fond of you.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Would you not just let him talk to you?
0:44:45 > 0:44:50And if you still want to go, well, that's your decision.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55And you know what,
0:44:55 > 0:44:58I never thought I'd say this,
0:44:58 > 0:45:00I want you to stay and all.
0:45:00 > 0:45:07In fact we could always kick Bob out, have the place to ourselves, what d'you say?
0:45:20 > 0:45:25I've just spent 20 minutes with the boy you punched, trying to persuade him not to press charges.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28You've got no idea how much trouble that boy's caused.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30And what about the trouble you've caused?
0:45:30 > 0:45:34This was the opening day of a big new initiative for us.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36A bit of tolerance wouldn't have gone amiss.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Maybe you should keep a tighter rein on your clients then.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41That boy has noised everyone up.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44He stole somebody's purse, he slashed my tyres.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Not bad for a first day.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48It still doesn't justify hitting him.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53I shouldn't have done that. But the kid really overstepped the mark.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57The boy is 19. A recovering addict, but there's hope for him.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00You are a responsible adult, you should've known better.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06What's the kid's name? I'll go and apologise.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08His name is Stevie Burns. He's downstairs.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11And yes, apologising would be a good idea.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15OK. I'll do that. Thanks.
0:46:15 > 0:46:16OK.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18And are you all right?
0:46:18 > 0:46:20I'm fine.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21Just had the day from hell.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24And Michael...
0:46:24 > 0:46:27Let's keep this quiet?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29I'd rather Eileen didn't know.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Yeah, sure.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45I think I'll go and check on Jo, see if she's hungry. She's had a good long sleep.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49I could swear I saw Jo in a taxi with Gabriel earlier on.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Really?
0:46:51 > 0:46:53When?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55About lunchtime. I could be wrong.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59She better not have. I'll kill her.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Right, I'm away to check anyway.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Hey, Jo, how are you doing?
0:47:08 > 0:47:13My neck was hurting after that loony nearly ran me over so I thought I better go to hospital.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16You should've said? I could have taken you.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18I know, I looked in, and you were run off your feet.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20So Gabriel offered to take me.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22So what did the hospital say?
0:47:22 > 0:47:26I'm fine. Just a bit of whiplash. I have to take it easy.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Go and lie down and I'll bring you up something to eat.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Mum, I was going to buy Gabriel a drink to say thanks.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Well, yeah, if you think you're up to it.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Yeah, I think a brandy might be do me some good.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39- Probably right. - Thanks, Mum. See you later.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Bye, Stella.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50What's going on here? I thought I told you to stay put?
0:47:50 > 0:47:52I couldn't just sit up there doing nothing.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Christina.
0:47:55 > 0:47:59I know you're angry with me, but I never thought for one second, that you reported Tattie to the police.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01No? So why did you say you'd forgive me?
0:48:01 > 0:48:04I just meant that I'd always forgive you everything.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07You and Tattie are the most important people in my life.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09Thing is...
0:48:09 > 0:48:12someone here hates us, someone here has it in for me and my mum.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15And until we find who it is, I don't want to live here any more.
0:48:15 > 0:48:19- Christina! - No! I hate this place.- Happy now?
0:48:19 > 0:48:25- Christina, wait!- OK.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27But only if you ask her if she phoned the police.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Quite right, hen. Ask her, Bob.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39Iona, did you report Tatiana to the police?
0:48:42 > 0:48:46Yes, it was me that phoned the police.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49I genuinely thought there was something illegal going on.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51I only wanted to help, but I was wrong.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54I see that now. I shouldn't have.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56You tried to blame me!
0:48:56 > 0:48:58Tried to make out like I would do this to my own mum!
0:48:58 > 0:49:00Leave it, hen, she's not worth it.
0:49:00 > 0:49:04Come on, Bob, let's get this lassie home. See her!
0:49:04 > 0:49:06if auld Nick was a wummin, that's what she'd look like!
0:49:06 > 0:49:09That's the devil incarnate.
0:49:13 > 0:49:17- D'you want to get another drink here or...- Or?
0:49:17 > 0:49:19Or we could go to Malcolm and Liz's.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22They've gone to the pictures.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Hmmm, sounds like an offer I could refuse,
0:49:25 > 0:49:28but seeing as there's nothing better going on, lead on.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30OK.
0:49:47 > 0:49:52Stevie? Mind if I join you?
0:49:52 > 0:49:53Batter in.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Look, you and me didn't get off to the best of starts,
0:50:06 > 0:50:09but that's no excuse for what I did.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10I shouldn't have hit you,
0:50:12 > 0:50:14and I'm sorry.
0:50:14 > 0:50:18- You've got some right jab on you. - Again. Sorry.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20I don't make a habit of it.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22Aye, not really a good move.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24Especially in your profession.
0:50:26 > 0:50:31Anyway, here's a little something that just might soften the blow.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36How about we forget about all this, eh?
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Sounds like a plan.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44Are we quits?
0:50:44 > 0:50:48You're all right, mate, I won't take it any further.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50Good decision.
0:50:50 > 0:50:54- Nae bother. And see next time? - There won't be a next time.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57Aye, but if there is,
0:50:57 > 0:51:00just take a couple of valium, sort that temper right out.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04Only kidding.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24Dundee's a dump, you're better off here, hen.
0:51:24 > 0:51:28- The Railway bridge in Dundee's quite impressive.- Wheesht, you!
0:51:28 > 0:51:30I'm trying to put her off Dundee.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Bright as a blackout you are.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36Hey I'm as bright as the next guy, maybe just a wee bit naive.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Naive? Don't flatter yourself.
0:51:38 > 0:51:45Iona was trying to fling a spanner in the works between you and Tattie, and you didn't spot it.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48She obviously still has unresolved feelings for Bob.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Can't think why.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Well, hen, I know you can't tell by looking at him,
0:51:53 > 0:51:55but at midnight
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Bob turns into George Clooney.
0:52:03 > 0:52:04Raymond, a word.
0:52:04 > 0:52:11- I apologised to the boy. - Aye, then you did something worse than punching him.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14- Compensation. What's wrong with that?- What's right with it?
0:52:14 > 0:52:18The guy's an addict. You do not give drug addicts money. Ever.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21It was just my way of saying thanks for not taking things any further.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25Yeah, well a hundred quid will probably send him back down the road to hell.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27I'm sorry.
0:52:27 > 0:52:31This morning you were full of the joys, what went wrong?
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Just about everything.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35- I wanted to prove something.- To who?
0:52:35 > 0:52:39I don't know, myself, my family.
0:52:39 > 0:52:43Just think yourself lucky you don't have to prove anything in a court of law.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50You've been really lovely today.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52I am most days.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54No, sometimes you're really mean.
0:52:54 > 0:52:59Me? Ha! That's like the oil tanker calling the kettle black.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01- You're the Queen of mean. - I am so not.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03Aye you are,
0:53:03 > 0:53:06maybe not the Queen.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08- But you have your moments.- Like how?
0:53:08 > 0:53:11Like...
0:53:11 > 0:53:14- it doesn't matter.- Like how?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Like calling Stella a dosser.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20- That was pretty mean. - Mean, but true.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Anyway let's not talk about her.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Let's just not talk.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Suits me.
0:53:40 > 0:53:44Gabe, why don't you have a place of your own?
0:53:44 > 0:53:48- Why don't you?- I'm asking you.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Can't afford it just now. But I've a few irons in the fire.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Watch this space.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57- Isn't it a bit weird, living with Granddad and Liz.- No, it's fine.
0:53:57 > 0:54:01What, someone your age living with a couple of old codgers?
0:54:02 > 0:54:05You're the one that's living with your mum and her boyfriend.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Meaning?
0:54:07 > 0:54:08Meaning, weird.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10I'll tell you what's weird.
0:54:10 > 0:54:15- Being on this sofa with you being surrounded by photos of my mum, and Granddad.- So what do you want to do?
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Want to go for a quick knee trembler in the boatyard? - This was a bad idea.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21Don't look so shocked, I thought that'd be right up your alley.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23Yeah? Well, you're mistaken.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26- More fool me for coming over here in the first place.- Oh, come on!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28A couple minutes more and you'd have been dragging me in the bedroom.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31You really believe that. Don't you?!
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Careful crossing the road!
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Oh, you again?
0:54:45 > 0:54:50- Not caused enough trouble for one day?- Christina, I didn't mean to upset you.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53So it was just an accident that you phoned the police?
0:54:53 > 0:54:55- I understand that you're angry...- No!
0:54:55 > 0:54:57You understand nothing.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00You've made a very big mistake.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I might just be a kid in your eyes,
0:55:02 > 0:55:06but believe me, you'll regret you ever tangled with my family.
0:55:08 > 0:55:10What's going on?
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Absolutely nothing.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15- Bob, I'm so sorry. I... - Save it, Iona.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Nothing you can say can make up for what you did. Nothing, ever.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23We're done. Goodbye.
0:55:45 > 0:55:50Look, I made a right mess of today.
0:55:50 > 0:55:54And I deserve everything that you're going to throw at me.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58I was wrong about the nursery.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00It makes total sense.
0:56:02 > 0:56:08Thank you. I hear they knocked back your proposal for the family area.
0:56:08 > 0:56:12Yeah. Oh, it was looking good for a while.
0:56:12 > 0:56:18- Sorry, it was a great idea. - Yeah, it was.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22But it's not the end of the world.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24It's still a great pub.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26It is.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29And you're a great landlord.
0:56:29 > 0:56:33And you'll be an even better one when our lovely wee boy is in nursery.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Does this mean I'm not going to get a doing?
0:56:39 > 0:56:42Not tonight, I'm too tired.
0:56:42 > 0:56:43Maybe tomorrow.
0:56:46 > 0:56:51But if you make me some tea and toast, you can have a full reprieve.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Oh, look who it is.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16- Surprise!- Welcome home!
0:57:18 > 0:57:19Well, that went well(!)
0:57:19 > 0:57:21This here is the new Shieldinch arcade.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24£40,000, are you mad?
0:57:24 > 0:57:26Leyla, I was trying to put him off.
0:57:26 > 0:57:29Good afternoon, Amber cabs!
0:57:29 > 0:57:32- You ready to put the subway out of business.- Aye, something like that.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Telling him will break his heart. Have you thought about that?
0:57:35 > 0:57:37I'm not going to help you lie to him.
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