19/07/2011

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0:00:19 > 0:00:22I'm sorry, Lenny, I'm going into business with my brother.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Really?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Charlie... Zinnie. - Hiya, nice to meet you.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Nice to be met, Charlie. He's cute, I can see why you went for him.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Here's a little something that just might soften the blow.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Aw, come on, a few minutes more you'd have been dragging me in the bedroom.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40You really believe that, don't you?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42She's so old.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Compensation, what's wrong with that?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47The guy's an addict, you do not give drug addicts money.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'm dancing if you're asking.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Want one? It's for the arcade.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Thanks, son.- Excuse me...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44All right, mate?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oh, come on!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Where's she put it? Oh!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18You all right?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Romeo's chocolate spread?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Thanks.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Sleep well?- Let's see.

0:02:33 > 0:02:3630 years old, single parent, no job, no house, living with my mum.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah...slept like a dream.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41It's not that bad living here, is it?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Just...not how I thought my life would turn out.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Mummy!- Coming.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58If you call the reception, we'll fix you up an appointment.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00We can talk through the results.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Today if possible. Call me when you get this if you have any questions.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Thanks.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Hey, don't finish them!- Too late. You need to lose weight anyway.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You looked in the mirror lately?!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Excuse me, I was listening to that.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20You can hear it in space.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Was that meant to be amusing? - If it was, it fell woefully short.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I wasn't talking to you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, please. Can we have some peace in the mornings?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31If you want a lift to sports camp you need to come now. Where's Conor?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Handing out leaflets. - What? He'll be late.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- No, he won't. - Where have you been?- I was doing some work for Uncle Gabriel.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Did he pay you?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44- Fiver.- What?- You had your chance. - Is he still looking for someone?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- No! Keep that money somewhere safe. - Gonna spend it in the arcade later.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49No, you're not.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Gabe says these games are going to be well good.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Get your stuff together, we need to move.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56I've not finished my breakfast yet.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Move!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11So. Any plans for the day?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Nope.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18No luck with the job hunting, then?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Doesn't look like it.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Yeah, well, you could make a bit more effort.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25That food doesn't pay for itself, you know.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27So, now I'm a sponger?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29So much for being family!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31You're very welcome here, you know that.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- But we all have to pull our weight. - OK, OK... I get it!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38So, if Gabriel's looking for new workers, maybe you could drop over there?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Me? Work in an arcade?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Just a thought.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- TELEVISION PLAYS - That's you told.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01It's got to be good for business though, eh? Attracting folk into the area.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Aye, but what kind of folk?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05First the treatment centre, now this.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08The whole area's turning into a ned-magnet.

0:05:08 > 0:05:14Gabriel has assured me that he won't be standing for any nonsense.

0:05:14 > 0:05:21But I can't help thinking that in the present climate, anything that encourages gambling is a bad idea.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Morning, campers.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- Can I interest you in a wee promotional leaflet?- Och away you go, you think I'd be interested!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Never say never, Liz.- Raymond!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34His master's voice. Good luck the day.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Thanks, mate. It's going to be a blast.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Any sign of trouble, I'll be straight on the phone to the council about your licence.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Relax, you won't even know we're here.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Eileen!- In here.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Good of you to join me.- I was just...

0:05:57 > 0:06:00The dishwasher's bust again,

0:06:00 > 0:06:06plus the bins need to go out, the guy from the brewery called, and Stuart's cutting another tooth.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Really? Is it poking through?

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Leave him! I've just put him down and I've got a million things to do before he wakes up again.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Did you put an advert in for help?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16We don't need anyone else, do we?

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Raymond, if I don't get some sleep tonight, I'm going to fling myself in the Clyde.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23We can't go on like this.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Original name.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Thanks. How's it going?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Fantastic. You?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Brilliant. We're opening later. You should pop by.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53You know, I think I'd rather saw off my own leg with a rusty spoon.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57(Watch you don't poison the spoon.)

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- There you go, darlin'.- Thanks.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Espresso. Make it a double.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Right away(!)- Hey, Leo.

0:07:08 > 0:07:13- This seat free?- Erm...yeah.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- So you up to much?- No, not really.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- What's the nightlife like around here?- It's all right.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24In Edinburgh, I was out every night of the week.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Really?- Under this studious exterior I'm actually a real party animal.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30I bet you are too when you get going.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33I guess I've had my moments.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34So prove it. Take me out some time,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36show me the hot-spots.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Sorry, he's all booked up.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Where'd you come from? - I just can't keep away.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Understandable.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45There you go.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Mum, did Romeo leave Nala in here? - I've no idea, pet.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Oh, great. Cue a melt-down. He won't go into nursery without that thing.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Is this what you're looking for?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- You've saved my life.- Any time.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Thanks.- Here. Let me get the door.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Look what Leo found.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16He takes that thing everywhere, but he's always losing it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18See in the army?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21The sergeant's first job is to look after his men.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24You think you can do that for me?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26That should work for five minutes.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah, thanks.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Right, I need to head to the arcade. We're opening today.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Yeah, saw the flyers. Classy.- Don't.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Gabriel got a mate to knock them up on the cheap.- Really? I never would have guessed(!)

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Are they that bad? - Next time, call me.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41I know a thing or two about PR.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Come by later on. Check it all out.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Yeah, maybe I will.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05What kind of time d'you call this?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You seen what's going on out there?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, fantastic(!)

0:09:27 > 0:09:29What do we do?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34They're from one of the local churches.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38I know a couple of them. They just want to register their concern.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, no they don't. Not on my opening day, they don't.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43They have a right to peaceful protest.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, and I've got a right to earn a living. And this kinda thing doesn't help!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I see you've attracted some opposition.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Bunch of do-gooders.

0:09:51 > 0:09:57Ach well, nothing to stop people having a sense of social responsibility.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Move them on, eh?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Right.- We're not moving.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's your response, is it?

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Intimidation?- Liz, sweetheart, this place opens in 40 minutes.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13The last thing I need are my punters being put off by a bunch of moaning minnies.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Excuse me!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Some of those "moaning minnies" are my friends.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Then do me a favour, take them away for a wee scone.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Or wheel them down the bingo.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Anything... just get them off my patch, eh?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on...shift,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30or I'll call the police.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32He can't talk to people like that!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I couldn't agree more.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Job done.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Excuse me...

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Excuse me!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm eating here.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Sorry.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52No winching on the job, you pair.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Actually, I'm on holiday.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Are you?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Annie Sobacz... Off, off, off, off, off. Times four.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Four weeks! Who approved that?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05You did. Ages ago. I'm going back-packing, remember?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Oh, yeah, you couldn't maybe postpone it a little bit, could you?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11No way. I'm all set.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13OK.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15See next time, get a room.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Actually, funny you should say that.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23We were wondering if you could fix the shifts so Charlie can have some time off, too?

0:11:23 > 0:11:29- So he can come with me? - Absolutely not.- Oh, come on... We never get any time off together!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32And you won't unless Raymond gets the finger out and hires more staff.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Until then, all further holiday requests are null and void.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40So Charlie can just pop his flip-flops back under the wardrobe and go change that barrel.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41- Yeah, but...- As you were.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Sorry, kids.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Look, I was talking to Jo earlier.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Oh, aye, mention me, did she?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59No. She was too busy slagging off the flyers.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Where does that girl get off?

0:12:02 > 0:12:07They are pretty rubbish. She wanted to do some PR work for us...

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Typical Jo, eh?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11She's always got one eye on the main chance.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13What's the score with you two anyway?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19That girl is major high maintenance.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Maybe you just couldn't handle her?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Maybe I just couldn't be bothered.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Fair enough. So as far as PR work goes...?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29We do it ourselves.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Aw, it won't be the same without you.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I really wanted us both to get away.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Away from prying eyes.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41She's like a limpet.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Aren't you supposed to be jealous that I've got an admirer hanging round me all the time?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Yeah, right(!) I've eaten bigger ones than her for breakfast.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Anyway...she's just a wee girl.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52I'm all woman.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Could I have a top-up, please?

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Yeah, sure.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Ready?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Not bad.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Place is a wee palace.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33And I couldn't have done it without you, bro.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Well, without your money. - This is going to work, isn't it? - Of course it is.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39The place is going to be the making of us.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yacht in Monte Carlo? Here we come.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Want to do the honours? - Stand back, wee bro.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47The future starts here.

0:13:58 > 0:14:04Hey, hey, hey. Now, I'm looking for happy, smiley faces, and I'm no' really seeing any.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I'm here to present a petition

0:14:09 > 0:14:13from local residents and church members.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Et tu, Brutus?

0:14:14 > 0:14:21- I'm sorry, Gabriel, but I do have concerns.- Could you not have raised them over breakfast?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yes, but there's been developments since then.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Intimidation at the management's request, for instance.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32What? You told me to get rid of them!

0:14:32 > 0:14:38Look, most people just want to know this arcade won't bring down the tone of the neighbourhood.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Are you open or what?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Hey, shouldn't you be at school?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You see, this is what people are worrying about -

0:14:45 > 0:14:47children getting led astray.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50It's the holidays. Did they not have them when you were at school?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- They didn't have school when she was at school!- That's enough!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Do your parents know you're here?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Course they do.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58What are you lot doing here?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Why aren't you at sports camp?

0:15:01 > 0:15:05We're just checking out the arcade.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Uncle Gabriel invited us. - It's lunchtime!

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Yeah...so you should be eating your lunch, not playing on slot machines.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Gabriel said we could get our dinner from the vending machines.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oh! Right, back to the sports centre.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Come on, I'll walk you back to the bus stop.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- We'll be back later. - Don't be so sure!

0:15:22 > 0:15:27You might have been content to waste your youth, but you needn't think you're going to waste theirs.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Nightmare, eh?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Tell me about it.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Are you open?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Yes.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44D'you think she'll buy it?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46You won't know until you try.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Can you not do it?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- She doesn't fancy me.- I dunno...

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Close your eyes and think of Thailand.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Don't know how you drink so much coffee.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I'd be on the ceiling.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05You're funny!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well, that wasn't one of my best.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Why don't you join me?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Yeah, yeah, sure.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17If Eileen sees me she'll go mental.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- She's such a dragon.- We're short-staffed here at the minute.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26With Raymond and Eileen having a baby and running this place, Annie's going away...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Hang on. Are you looking for a job?

0:16:28 > 0:16:33- Here?- Yeah. You've worked in a bar before, right?- Course.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Why don't you apply. It could be fun.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38We could maybe get to know each other a bit better.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Get you! While the cat's away...

0:16:42 > 0:16:44I better get back to work.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47But yeah, if you're interested, speak to Eileen.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Yeah. I will.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Oh, maybe speak to her fast, because other people might be applying.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Wow. It's hoaching in here(!)

0:17:07 > 0:17:10So you took up my invitation, then.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11No. I took up Leo's.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16She's all yours.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19I'm glad you came. Let me show you around.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22SLOT MACHINE: 'Hold it right there!'

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Aw, Hector. You owe me two quid.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Oh, aye?- Aye, that thing just swallowed my money.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31That's kind of how it works.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33You owe us. I know my rights!

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Citizen's Advice is just round the corner.- Place is cack, anyway!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Thank you, sir. Come back again, sir.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42And next time, bring your wallet!

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What? He's at it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51He's a bit stressed.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Don't worry about it.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I couldn't care less.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06You're wasting your time. Nobody'll want to go in there...

0:18:06 > 0:18:07it's pants.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17I need someone reliable.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20No doing a shift then deciding you don't fancy it.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh, I do fancy it. Loads.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Raymond and Eileen are up against it at the minute, aren't you?

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Totally.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30I'm one 100% committed. I really want to help you out.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32So just put me down for as many shifts as you like.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Fine, I will. Can you start today? - Right away, if you want.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Come on round.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40OK. Eh...

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Pint glasses here, smaller glasses...

0:18:43 > 0:18:44What's this?

0:18:44 > 0:18:49- Raymond, meet Zinnie, our new barmaid.- Hello.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- If you want something done, do it yourself.- Thanks, Eileen.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Now Zinnie's here Charlie can have some time off.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I didn't say that. - Oh, come on, please.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Remember what it was like to be young and in love...- Not really, no.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Then...remember employment legislation.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09He's due his holiday entitlement at your earliest convenience.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10She's right.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Fine! On your own head be it. - You're going on holiday?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16And it's all thanks to you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19You know, when Charlie told me you were applying for the job

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I thought it might be because you fancied him.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24How wrong was I(?)

0:19:24 > 0:19:25From what you said to Eileen,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28it's obvious that you're just a really nice girl

0:19:28 > 0:19:31who wants everyone around here to be happy. Aren't you?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yeah. Of course.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Right, I think I'll have a wee glass of wine,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37put myself in the holiday mood.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45Um, I've got to go and do something.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Never mind. Zinnie can get it for me.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Lots of the machines take tokens,

0:19:53 > 0:19:57so that way we can bank the takings without having to empty them every ten minutes.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Plus, if a punter's bought a fiver's worth

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- he's more likely to keep spending till the last token's gone. - Exactly. So what do you reckon?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's not exactly Caesars Palace,

0:20:05 > 0:20:07but it's not too shabby either.

0:20:07 > 0:20:12- Your flyers make it look like a scummy gambling den. - Is that why we've got no punters?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15That, and the fact that the moral minority has taken up residence on your doorstep.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20- We can't move them on. - You're just going to accept that? - I suppose you've got a better idea?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Loads, actually.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Course you have.- Hear her out, eh?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26What do you think?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Sorry, professional advice doesn't come for free.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- What did I tell you?- Shut up, eh?

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Look, we haven't got much spare cash, but we could pay you for a day's work.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, I better get started.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40You get yourselves along to the deli

0:20:40 > 0:20:43and buy up as much fruit juice, crisps,

0:20:43 > 0:20:45pretzels, nuts, as you can afford.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Oh, and don't forget the plastic cups.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52Eh?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Let's just do this.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I hope I'm not going to live to regret this.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- I hope you don't think I tricked you or anything.- Didn't you?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Well, we are short-staffed...

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- And you did say you were looking for a job.- No, I didn't.- Really?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23It's OK. I know it wasn't your idea.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Aw, I'm glad we sorted that oot.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Any chance of a pint or whit?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30D'you want to do that?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Fine.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34That's 2.70, thanks, mate.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- No worries, bananas. It's on the house.- Yeah?- Aye.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Ask your gaffer if you don't believe me.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Raymond, that chancer's back, he says his pint's on the house.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Little...

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Right.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56I'll deal with this.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Right, what's the problem here?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05All right, mate, good to see you again.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Give us a minute, eh?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10What are you doing here?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13What? I was just in the area... thought I'd say hello.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Right, you've done it. Now beat it.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I would love to,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19but I'm not so fast on my feet these days.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Eh?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Done my back in a few weeks ago.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24A guy punched us...

0:22:24 > 0:22:26What am I thinking, you know the story.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Anyway, ever since, man, I've not been right.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31It's kind of spreading to my neck.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32You wee...

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Actually, I was thinking about phoning one of they accident helplines.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Of course, they would need a crime report,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'd need to get the police involved, witnesses - that GP pal of yours.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43No you don't.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Hey, relax. Cos there is one thing that does take the pain away,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48makes me feel less...litigious.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52A nice cold pint.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57What are we doing then?

0:22:57 > 0:22:58On the house.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- You're the boss.- One pint.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Sort that, would you?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Total waste of money.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15There's no harm in giving her a chance,

0:23:15 > 0:23:17she's got to be better at this than us.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Leo, the flyers are quality.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22They are cheap tat! If you want something doing properly,

0:23:22 > 0:23:25you're going to have to pay the going rate.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27There you go. Enjoy yourself.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30What's she doing?!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Genius.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38What are you doing with my tokens?

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Giving them away.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43On you go inside, refreshments will be available in a minute.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Punters PAY to play the machines, Joanne. That's how I make cash!

0:23:47 > 0:23:51As long as they're standing outside you're making nothing. Call it a loss leader.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52How did you persuade them to go in?

0:23:52 > 0:23:57I simply explained that this place provides a safe, supervised, environment for young people.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Thanks.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Come on, inside!

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Well, it's, eh...

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's certainly clean enough.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Thanks, Liz.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18What did you expect?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20I'm not quite sure...

0:24:20 > 0:24:25I've never been much of a gambler, but I used to have a wee flutter.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29It's not the same thing as a gambling arcade...

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Hey... Is that a one-armed bandit?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Certainly is.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Vintage article, that.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Well, almost.

0:24:36 > 0:24:41That's probably the same machine you played back in the day doon the water at Millport.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Hey, that's Rothesay to you.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46It looks right smart though, eh...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Look, I'm sorry if I was off with you earlier.

0:24:51 > 0:24:56It's just that this place is important to me, I need it to work.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yes, I know that.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01And I wouldn't have made such a fuss

0:25:01 > 0:25:05if it wasn't for your brother's overreaction this morning.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Have a wee word with your pals for me, will you?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I'm not out to corrupt the kids.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12And anyway, they can only play on the one machine.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Oh. Oh, I didn't realise that.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's all properly licenced, above-board.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I've yet to see a kid turn to the dark side

0:25:21 > 0:25:23after a couple of hours on a driving game.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26You're probably right.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31Although addiction can start in a very innocent way.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Malcolm, we need to get to the post office.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Just you go on and I'll see you in a bit, eh?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Hey-ho.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42You see what you've started?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Good wee set-up you've got.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Thanks. Shame you couldn't have a piece of it.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, what's for me will no go by me, eh?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I like it. Very philosophical.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- What kind of turnover are you looking at? - LAUGHTER

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Sorry, can you... just excuse me a minute.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:26:12 > 0:26:14So are we paying you just to stand round and chat?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I was just telling Jo how well she'd done.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21What, by filling the place with folk eating nibbles and spending my tokens?

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- I don't really call that a day's work.- I haven't even started yet.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Back in five.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30You need to get off her case.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32You're not doing yourself any favours.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Can we no' just do it just now?

0:26:40 > 0:26:45So what am I supposed to do meantime? Sit on my hands?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48No, I don't think you're getting me here - I need this sorted.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Sorry, pal. Sorry.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Sorry aboot that.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59Och, see what I mean? You never used to get folk like that in here before.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02He's a friend of Raymond's. Everyone's entitled to a pint.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Watch!- Fill it up, eh? - D'you not think you've had enough?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Eh? Come on, big chap. I've only had a couple of pints.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11You'll know when I've had enough when I'm lying on that floor.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- What are you doing? - Nothing. Just relaxing.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Have we got a problem or what?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Get rid of HIM, will you?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Absolutely.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Serve him.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Make this your last.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Bag of peanuts an' all, cheers.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34D'you want dry-roasted or salted?

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Thanks, mate, good job.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Another huge chunk of profit hits the dust.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46That's the alarm code. Don't lose it.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Yes, boss.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50How's it going in there anyway?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Oh, aye, old Malcolm's fairly flogging that one-armed bandit.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56He's spent at least...60 pence.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Wow.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05You like? Thought I could wear this while I was handing out your leaflets.

0:28:05 > 0:28:09- I thought they weren't worth the paper they're written on? - Number one rule of PR -

0:28:09 > 0:28:12It's not the message that matters, but the medium.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15- What does that mean?- It means, if they're looking at her legs,

0:28:15 > 0:28:18they're not going to notice how crappy my leaflets are.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22Exactly. Speaking of which, better go and get some.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25She's amazing.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Forgot my purse.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38- What's he still doing here?- Who?

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Oh, him!

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Charlie must have served him by mistake. I'll deal with it.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44No, no, I'LL deal with it.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Right, time to go home.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Hey, I paid for that.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Aw, no... Raymee gave me it on the house.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- "Ray-mee"- Raymee, my man!

0:28:57 > 0:29:00You know this guy, Raymee?

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Never seen him before in my life.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Aw, don't say that, you'll hurt my feelings!

0:29:04 > 0:29:08- I'll hurt more than that in a minute. - Aw, don't hit me again, I'm feart!

0:29:08 > 0:29:11D'you want to tell me what's going on?

0:29:11 > 0:29:14Take the floor, Raymee.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Hey.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Taking a break? - I just needed a drink.

0:30:00 > 0:30:05It's no dig, take all the time you need. You're working hard out here.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09- Hang on, was that a compliment? - You're doing a good job.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12OK, keep them coming.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Listen, we need to work this thing out.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20You're driving me crazy with all this blowing hot, blowing cold.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23You can talk, you've been horrible to me for weeks!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Attack is the first form of defence.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Who says everything has to be a battle?

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Seems to be the way things are with me and you.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32But the making-up's always pretty good.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36What are you doing tonight?

0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Nothing. Mum and Murray are out. - OK.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Maybe I'll drop by.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47We could get some peace negotiations under way?

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Yeah. If you want.

0:30:51 > 0:30:52Fine.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Hiya.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Hiya.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Uncle Leo said we could have some free tokens.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07- Eight.- Eight.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13- So, what can I do yous for? Some tokens?- Aye, please.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15You hit him?

0:31:15 > 0:31:18It was more of a glancing blow.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21I was wound up. You'd been on my case all day.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24- Oh, so it's my fault now?- No, no.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26I thought I'd sorted it...

0:31:26 > 0:31:28I paid him off.

0:31:28 > 0:31:29What?!

0:31:29 > 0:31:32I thought that would be an end of it.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36But he shows up this morning saying if I don't play the game he's gonnae go to the cops.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39And you really think they'll believe him over you?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41There was witnesses!

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Who?

0:31:43 > 0:31:45I dunno...

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Folk! It doesn't matter!

0:31:47 > 0:31:50If I get done for assault I'll lose my licence!

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Right. And the alternative is that we've got that wee naff

0:31:52 > 0:31:56drinking free beer, harassing our paying customers?

0:31:56 > 0:31:57I don't know what else to do.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Oh, how about what you always do, Raymond?

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Leave it up to me to sort out.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09We should go and visit some of these famous temples.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Er, it's a romantic break not a school trip.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15You'll be lucky if you get out the hotel room!

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Promises, promises...

0:32:21 > 0:32:22I'm off for a slash.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25I'll be back for another one of them in a minute.

0:32:25 > 0:32:30- Here, what kind of crisps have you go?- The usual.

0:32:30 > 0:32:31I dunno about this.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33'Right, well, I'll have one of each...'

0:32:33 > 0:32:37Have you got a better idea? Didn't think so.

0:32:54 > 0:32:55Not so fast!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57I was just...

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Save it. We all saw you, didn't we?

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Right, so do I make a call to the police

0:33:05 > 0:33:10and get all these good people here to be witnesses to your thieving ways...

0:33:10 > 0:33:14or do you call a halt to your wee black-mailing stunt with Raymond here?

0:33:16 > 0:33:18Don't even think about it.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21- All right, all right, calm yourself. - Nice one.- Shut it.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25It was your idiocy that got us into this mess in the first place.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Now, how many free drinks has he had?

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- One or two...- Oh, come on, look at the state of him!

0:33:31 > 0:33:34- Maybe five or six.- Shut up, man!

0:33:34 > 0:33:36£17, please.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38I've not got that kind of money!

0:33:38 > 0:33:42Well, if you're not going to cough up we'll have to come some alternative arrangement.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44The dishwasher's broken.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47And it's six hours till last orders,

0:33:47 > 0:33:50that gives you plenty time to catch up on the back-log,

0:33:50 > 0:33:51and you can supervise.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54- You're joking!- Is this a wind-up?

0:33:54 > 0:33:57There's still time to put a call through to the local police station.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00- You wouldn't dobb ME in, though? - No, Raymond.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03I don't have to put you in a police station to make your life a misery.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Kitchen. Now.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08All right, all right, we're going.

0:34:13 > 0:34:20- What was all that about? - I'm just glad I'm not on the wrong side of her!

0:34:20 > 0:34:24- She's mental. - She's mental when she gets going!

0:34:24 > 0:34:29What factor sunscreen do you think I should use?

0:34:29 > 0:34:33- I don't want to burn, but I don't want to look emulsioned. - Suit yourself.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36All right... Do you want me to call a taxi?

0:34:36 > 0:34:39- Give me a minute, eh?- What's wrong?

0:34:39 > 0:34:42I can't find my passport.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:34:53 > 0:34:56You're early.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Yeah.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Listen, what are you doing tonight?

0:35:00 > 0:35:04I dunno, what did you have in mind?

0:35:04 > 0:35:08Actually, I was kind of hoping you could take the kids out somewhere.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10By myself?

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Just to a film or something.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15- I've got a patient dropping by. - To the house?!

0:35:15 > 0:35:20He couldn't make it to the surgery, so I said he could come round here this evening.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22I've got some test results to show him.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24That's what I call a personalised service.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Fine. Just don't make a habit of it.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Thanks.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Who is it anyway?

0:35:38 > 0:35:41If you're that bothered about patient confidentiality

0:35:41 > 0:35:43then keep your appointments at the surgery!

0:35:45 > 0:35:48There's the number, so ring anytime.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49Thank you.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52Another happy customer.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55- Yeah, well, you're giving it your all.- What?

0:35:55 > 0:35:57- Just clean up, eh? - What's got into you?

0:35:57 > 0:36:01Nothing. Just the place is a mess. It looks like a kiddies' party.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Have I done something wrong?

0:36:03 > 0:36:05I dunno. Have you?

0:36:05 > 0:36:09- Well, apparently, or you wouldn't be biting my head off.- D'you know what?

0:36:09 > 0:36:11You're just being yourself.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14I mean, you'd think by now I'd know what to expect.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17- Gabe...- Clean up, eh?

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Here, there's got to be rules about how much of this you can do in one night?

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Trust me, pal,

0:36:37 > 0:36:40this place is a human rights-free zone.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53OK, thanks.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I'll get the manager to call you.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Bye.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Listen, Leo, d'you mind if I go. I think I'm done here.

0:36:59 > 0:37:04- Of course, you've been fantastic. Let me just get your cash.- No, it's OK.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- I'll...get it another time. - It'll just take a second...

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Hey...

0:37:09 > 0:37:10What's the matter?

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Nothing, really. I just need to go.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Hey, you're going nowhere. What's wrong?

0:37:18 > 0:37:22Every time I think we're getting back on track it all goes wrong.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Gabriel?- Who else?

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Listen, something they taught me in rehab,

0:37:29 > 0:37:34when you're battling something, someone...

0:37:34 > 0:37:38either you can keep getting back in the ring, keep getting knocked down,

0:37:38 > 0:37:43or you can get out of the ring, choose to walk away.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47- Yeah, but where to? - Look, you were amazing today.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Why don't we get out of here. - Me and you?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53Why not? You turned this place around.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I at least owe you dinner.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58I dunno, I need to pick Romeo up from nursery.

0:37:58 > 0:38:03- Bring him along. We'll grab a burger or something.- You serious?- Why not?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Just didn't think that'd be your idea of fun.

0:38:05 > 0:38:11- He seems like a nice boy, I'd like to get to know him.- OK. When?

0:38:11 > 0:38:13I'm ready when you are.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17- OK. That would be lovely. - I'll just get my coat.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23What's up, what's wrong?

0:38:23 > 0:38:25I'm taking Jo out.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Don't know what you said to her earlier, but she's in pieces.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30- She doesn't deserve it. - You don't know her, Leo.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34I don't think you do either, or you wouldn't be so quick to let her go.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40Some guy named Dave rang about some bouncer work.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Jo gave him our number earlier.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46I said YOU'D ring him back.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55I'm sorry, forget it.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57I saw you with that guy earlier,

0:38:57 > 0:38:59I thought you were giving him your number.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- That's what that was about? - I got the wrong end of the stick.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Yeah, you did.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07You really think I'm that desperate?

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- That I go around throwing myself at random men. - I told you, I made a mistake.

0:39:10 > 0:39:15- Forget it.- Until when? The next time?- Eh?

0:39:15 > 0:39:19I couldn't do enough for you today. Know why I did it?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Cos Leo asked you.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29Because I know this place means a lot to you. And you mean a lot to me.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Then you turn around and throw it back in my face like that.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36- Come on, it was a misunderstanding. - It always is with us.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40And it's always going to be. I can't hack it any more.

0:39:40 > 0:39:41Jo, get back here.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Sorry.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47I'm all out of fight.

0:39:56 > 0:40:03- Listen, thanks. Zinnie told me about you getting her a job in the pub. I really appreciate it.- Nae bother.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07- Zinnie?- Oh, hi.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12- I'll leave you to it. - I'll put the kettle on.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15No, I'm not staying. Eileen told me you were on your break.

0:40:15 > 0:40:20- I was just wondering if you've seen Annie's passport anywhere? - No. Why would I?

0:40:20 > 0:40:25- She lost it at the pub. Thought you might have seen it.- Sorry.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28Great. Cheers anyway.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Does this mean you won't be going away?

0:40:31 > 0:40:33That's kind of how it works.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Well...

0:40:35 > 0:40:37I've got my passport...

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Sorry?

0:40:39 > 0:40:43Why should you miss out just cos Annie can't go? I can come with you.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Are you serious?

0:40:45 > 0:40:48You were happy enough to have me working in the pub.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52Don't tell me it was just cos Annie wanted you to have some time off.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Right, stop!

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Look, what I did today was wrong. And yeah, it was Annie's idea,

0:40:57 > 0:41:00but I should never have went through with it.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03You're an all right girl, but that's it.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05I don't fancy you.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08I'm with Annie. Sorry.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10I'll see you round.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15- Leaving already?- Yeah, yeah.

0:41:17 > 0:41:22You know, I wasn't so sure about him to start with but I reckon he seems like a really nice guy.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30What's Annie's second name?

0:41:30 > 0:41:31I dunno.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Sobatz, isn't it? Why?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36No reason.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Will we be able to get the money back on the insurance?

0:41:45 > 0:41:47What insurance?

0:41:47 > 0:41:49I was going to buy it on the plane.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51- Brilliant.- Gimmie two minutes.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53I'll check my room again.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56KNOCKING

0:42:00 > 0:42:02This isn't really a good time.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05Where'd you find it?

0:42:05 > 0:42:08I was heading back for my shift and it was lying on the street.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Annie must have dropped it.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Oh, right. Thanks.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17Look, what I said before, about you and me going away together?

0:42:17 > 0:42:20I was just trying to be helpful.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23- I'd never try to steal someone else's guy.- Right.

0:42:23 > 0:42:27Oh, and I can totally see what you see in Annie.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30I was looking at her passport photo. She's really pretty.

0:42:30 > 0:42:35- Yeah, she is. - Right, well I'll leave you to it.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Oh. Just one thing.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Why's she got a different name on there?

0:42:45 > 0:42:50Her name is Annie Sobatz, isn't it? Only her passport says something else...

0:42:50 > 0:42:52or didn't you know?

0:42:52 > 0:42:56You have to be so careful these days. Terrorism, identity theft...

0:42:56 > 0:43:00You don't want to get stopped at Passport Control...

0:43:00 > 0:43:02That would put a real dampener on things.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24You were married?!

0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Like I said, no big deal. - On what planet?

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Look, I never lied to you.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Only cos I never thought to ask!

0:43:39 > 0:43:42- And if you did, I would have told you.- Who was he?

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- Just a guy.- Why did you split?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49I was too young. I was a completely different person.

0:43:49 > 0:43:53- You still in touch with him? - No. And we never will be.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56I don't even know where he is. And I don't want to.

0:43:56 > 0:44:00I just want to go on holiday. With you.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05I've been a bit of an idiot, haven't I?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Make it up to me by calling that taxi?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Right.

0:44:14 > 0:44:19And get a move on! We'll miss that flight!

0:44:19 > 0:44:23I'm sorry. I just want us to be able to be honest with each other.

0:44:23 > 0:44:24Me too.

0:44:44 > 0:44:49I don't know how you take it, man. That wifey's a nightmare.

0:44:49 > 0:44:50She's tired. We both are.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52We just had a baby.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54She's your missus?

0:44:54 > 0:44:56I thought she was your boss!

0:44:56 > 0:44:58She's not my missus.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00It's complicated.

0:45:00 > 0:45:04Hang on. It's still got lipstick on that one.

0:45:04 > 0:45:10Well spotted. Never have had you down as a jobsworth.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Aye, well, if something's worth doing...

0:45:12 > 0:45:15I sound like my nana when I say that.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18So why don't you get one? A job, I mean?

0:45:18 > 0:45:22Aye, right who'd have me? Is there anything going here?

0:45:22 > 0:45:25Because mate, I don't mind washing dishes. It's kinda zen.

0:45:25 > 0:45:30- Sorry. I don't think Eileen would go for it.- Stuff her. - That's what got me into this mess!

0:45:32 > 0:45:37Seriously, mate, but, see the way she talks to you, it's bang right out of order.

0:45:37 > 0:45:42- What's a man got if he's not got his dignity? - True enough.- So dump her.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45- It's not that simple.- Up to you.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47But I'll leave you my number anyway.

0:45:47 > 0:45:51See if you do get shot of her, give us a bell. About the job.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58I don't remember calling a tea break.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Nightmare.

0:46:07 > 0:46:11- He went out like a light. - Yeah well, busy day.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13You were great with him.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17I like kids. I want some of my own one day.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Well, thanks. He had a great time.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24- What about you?- Yeah, me too.

0:46:24 > 0:46:29- I should probably go.- No. I mean, not unless you want to.

0:46:29 > 0:46:33- I don't...just thought you had stuff to do.- I don't.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37- What?- Nothing.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41- Just you and Gabriel, you're so different.- Are we?

0:46:41 > 0:46:44He's obnoxious and pig-headed and you're...

0:46:44 > 0:46:46- What?- I don't know.

0:46:48 > 0:46:56I've done some stuff I'm not proud of, but rehab cleared my head a bit.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00Made me realise it's time to take control of my life, make it the way I want it to be.

0:47:00 > 0:47:06Sounds good. D'you need an addiction to get in there?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09You strike me as someone who's got things pretty sussed.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12- From where I'm sitting, my life's a mess.- Change it.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23- That boy away?- Yeah.

0:47:23 > 0:47:27- Look, he's not such a bad lad. - Don't even go there.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30I know, I know. I'm sorry.

0:47:30 > 0:47:35- I'm just...so tired.- I know.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39And you're right. We do need more help.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42- Tell me this is going to get easier? - Course it is.

0:47:42 > 0:47:48Having a baby puts a strain on any couple. Never mind a pair of old-timers like us.

0:47:48 > 0:47:53- Is he down?- Flat out.- I'll just nip in and say night-night.

0:47:53 > 0:47:57- Wake him and you die.- He won't even know I'm there.

0:47:57 > 0:48:02- Eileen.- What?- We're doing OK.

0:48:04 > 0:48:09- I'm sorry we couldn't find an appointment at the surgery to suit. - Yeah, well I'm a busy man.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11Have a seat.

0:48:11 > 0:48:17- Do I need to?- I think you would prefer...- I don't. Let's get down to this.- OK.

0:48:17 > 0:48:21I've had a letter from the consultant at the hospital.

0:48:21 > 0:48:27They compared the results of your MRI scan with the other one you had done earlier this year in Manchester.

0:48:27 > 0:48:28Have I got it?

0:48:28 > 0:48:30- It's not an exact science.- Have I?

0:48:33 > 0:48:36Yes. Yes, it looks that way.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39The evidence of the second scan and the pattern of your symptoms

0:48:39 > 0:48:44suggests you have Relapsing Remitting Multiple Sclerosis.

0:48:44 > 0:48:48It's early days. The consultant's made you an appointment so she can

0:48:48 > 0:48:52talk you through the various treatments, ways of managing your symptoms.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Yeah. Thanks. See you later.

0:48:54 > 0:48:59Whoa. We're not done here. D'you want me to call someone? You shouldn't be on your own.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01It's all right. I'm a big boy.

0:49:01 > 0:49:05Call me. Any questions, anything.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10How long?

0:49:10 > 0:49:13It's not terminal. A lot of people live with MS.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16How long before anybody notices anything?

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Well, that depends on your particular symptoms.

0:49:46 > 0:49:47All smiles in here tonight.

0:49:54 > 0:50:01- Can I get a bottle of white wine to take away please? Make it decent, I don't want cheap plonk.- Sure.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03So have you got over yourself yet?

0:50:08 > 0:50:11All right, all right. I was out of order.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14Thanks, you might just keep the change.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Aw, come on. What d'you want me to say?

0:50:17 > 0:50:19Nothing.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21I've got to go. Leo's waiting.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27He's still with you?

0:50:29 > 0:50:34No! Oh, no you don't! You keep your claws out my wee brother!

0:50:34 > 0:50:38So that's it, is it? We have one wee silly argument and you're on to the next guy?

0:50:38 > 0:50:42Isn't that what you'd expect from a "tart" like me?

0:50:42 > 0:50:44- I never said that! - No. But you thought it.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47It wasn't one little argument. It was months of you acting like an idiot.

0:50:47 > 0:50:50Way I remember it, you had a few wee moments yourself.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53- Don't want to hear it. - Know what I'll do.

0:50:53 > 0:50:59- I'll get on the phone to Michael, let him know he's next in line! - Thanks.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02You just made us being over so much easier.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Wait, I didn't mean it...

0:51:04 > 0:51:07Joanne, you drive me crazy! I'm saying things I don't even mean!

0:51:07 > 0:51:08I'm sorry.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13I'm sorry.

0:51:15 > 0:51:18Know what? Forget it!

0:51:33 > 0:51:35WARNING BEEPS

0:51:40 > 0:51:43Aw, come on.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45ALARM RINGS

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Hello? Is that Smart Choice Security?

0:51:55 > 0:51:58I said, is that Smart Choice Security?

0:52:06 > 0:52:12I can barely hear you. Look, gonnae just put me through.

0:52:12 > 0:52:13Might have known!

0:52:13 > 0:52:19All right, all right. I'm trying to sort it!

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Come on, answer!

0:52:25 > 0:52:29It's OK, wee man. It's just an alarm, nothing to be scared of.

0:52:29 > 0:52:34- I told you NOT to wake him!- I didn't. It was the alarm!- You just can't help yourself, can you?

0:52:34 > 0:52:36You're a 100% idiot!

0:52:36 > 0:52:40If you'd closed his window, he wouldn't have heard the flaming thing!

0:52:40 > 0:52:45He'd be dead from heat exhaustion with you turning his radiator up full blast in the middle of summer!

0:52:45 > 0:52:49- It's a north-facing room. It's freezing all year round!- Ohh!

0:52:49 > 0:52:54- What's he playing at? - I don't know.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00And I don't care. I've stepped out of the ring.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02Glad to hear it.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05- D'you need to go down there? - Let him stew.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16I'll put on some music. Drown out the racket.

0:53:19 > 0:53:24- When are you ever going to grow up? - What? And turn into an old nag like you?!

0:53:24 > 0:53:28Somebody's got to tell you what to do - you can't work it out yourself!

0:53:28 > 0:53:32- Obviously - I was daft enough to get end up with you! - You're NOTHING without me, Raymond!

0:53:32 > 0:53:35NOTHING! You're absolutely incapable of anything.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38Running a pub, a relationship, your LIFE!

0:53:38 > 0:53:42I'm sick of dragging you along with me. I'm sick of it!

0:53:44 > 0:53:49- Where are you going? - I'm going to go, and I am going to knock that alarm off its hinges

0:53:49 > 0:53:52because you sure as hell aren't man enough to do it!

0:53:59 > 0:54:00PHONE RINGS

0:54:02 > 0:54:03Get that.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Yeah, Tall Ship?

0:54:12 > 0:54:18No, she's gone on holiday with her boyfriend. Can I take a message?

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Suit yourself.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- Who was it? - Some weirdo asking for Annie.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34If I knew the code, I'd do that, wouldn't I?

0:54:34 > 0:54:37Hey? You know what? Just forget it!

0:54:38 > 0:54:43- Whoa! Where are you going with that?!- I'm going to use it to knock that alarm off that wall!

0:54:43 > 0:54:45Go on yourself, Eileen!

0:54:45 > 0:54:50- D'you know how much this thing cost me?!- D'you know how little sleep I've had in the last six months?

0:54:50 > 0:54:54- You've got 30 seconds! - OK. Don't move.

0:54:59 > 0:55:04- How many more mistakes do I have to make before I get it right? - I know the feeling.

0:55:04 > 0:55:07I've never met a guy like you before.

0:55:07 > 0:55:11There's no front. You just say it like you feel it.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Maybe that's my problem.

0:55:13 > 0:55:16It's not a problem for me.

0:55:16 > 0:55:20KNOCKING

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Three guesses.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28- Leo, you in there?! - He's lost the code.

0:55:28 > 0:55:31I've lost the code!

0:55:31 > 0:55:34Sorry.

0:55:45 > 0:55:52It's OK, it's OK, I've got it sorted!

0:55:52 > 0:55:55- Sorry.- What on earth's going on here?- Sleep well.

0:55:55 > 0:56:01- Anything else? Or can I get back to what I was doing?- So much for not even knowing you're here.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Sorry.- What was she going to do with that hammer?

0:56:04 > 0:56:07I don't think Eileen's had much sleep.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10Leo to the rescue once again.

0:56:10 > 0:56:13Yeah. And that's your mum back.

0:56:13 > 0:56:18Which means the end of our evening. Listen, thanks for everything.

0:56:18 > 0:56:22- Jo?- Yeah? - I know you and Gabriel are over.

0:56:22 > 0:56:27- So over.- But he's still my brother, which makes things awkward.

0:56:27 > 0:56:34- Right.- So would it be bad patter if I kissed you good-night?

0:56:34 > 0:56:36Not bad patter at all.

0:56:50 > 0:56:55Maybe we should have that wee night-cap at The Ship after all.

0:57:21 > 0:57:24I'm going to back to bed. You're on the night-shift.

0:57:49 > 0:57:54Stevie, it's me. Raymond.

0:58:10 > 0:58:12You and Leo? You're better suited, honestly.

0:58:12 > 0:58:15Me dating Leo's really screwing with your head.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18What kind of cesspit did you climb out of, slimeball?

0:58:18 > 0:58:22- How you doing? Good to see you. - Say hello to your new colleague.

0:58:22 > 0:58:25Jimmy, I'm missing my bingo, and this is your wean, is it no'?

0:58:29 > 0:58:31Let me go!

0:58:31 > 0:58:35Tell me what you know about Lenny Murdoch.

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