0:00:19 > 0:00:23- Bob loves you, you know. - And I love him.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- No more secrets?- No more secrets.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Tattie, will you marry me?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Maybe you could help me out.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Tell me about the area. I'm guessing you're a lady that's in the know.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37We're done, I'm sick of the sight of you,
0:00:37 > 0:00:41swanning about as if you're all that, well d'you know what, you're nothing!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hi, police, please.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Aye, somebody's robbed my house.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06MUSIC: "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals
0:01:06 > 0:01:11# Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance
0:01:13 > 0:01:16# He looked kinda nice... #
0:01:16 > 0:01:17See you later!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# When he danced he held me tight
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# And when he walked me home that night... #
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Come on, man! You've got to keep your strength up today.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- I'm not really that hungry, Jimmy. - Hey, make the most of it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42This is the last "man food" you're gonnae get for ages.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47From now on in, it's gonnae be muesli and yoghurt.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52The condemned man is entitled to a last slap up meal before the gallows.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57C'mon, Bobby. I'm your best man.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You're supposed to laugh at my bad jokes.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Stop worrying!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Today's goin' to be a day
0:02:03 > 0:02:08when you'll have drinks with your best mates and then you get to take the best looking bird home.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Aye. No, no, I can come out and collect it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Are you sure?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23That's fantastic. You're a star. Thanks, darling.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I found it, right where you said!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- We could be sorted! - I hope so. He'll be so pleased.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32A charity shop suit?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Is it clean? Did somebody die in it?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Got to have all the traditions - something else borrowed!- Aye?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Like getting married in the pool room at the local pub.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- I'm surprised Wills and Kate didn't think about that one(!)- I want it back, mind!- Aye, that'll be right.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I gave them a bed for the night and look at my house now, it's like a refugee camp.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55No space in my own home for poor little me.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Will you give it a rest, today? - Why, what's happening today?
0:02:59 > 0:03:05Oh, of course, my son's trying to get one over Immigration, that's right.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08SHE SPEAKS IN UKRAINIAN
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Oh, sorry!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I mean, just think, Molly, this time tomorrow you'll be my granny.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22You all right?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Fine.- Heard you up and about in the middle of the night.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I couldn't get to sleep for ages, man.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Kept thinking somebody was in the cupboard and freaked myself out.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oops, sorry!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Morning.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Oh, no! Not our photo as well.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Don't start! Your room didn't get trashed, did it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- You checked your stuff? - Yeah. Nothing's been taken.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- What did the police say?- Nothing much. They said it was probably just kids messing about.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57They didn't even take anything.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00None of us have got anything worth stealing. How sad is that?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's not sad, it's creepy.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07The thought of some stranger going through your stuff, it's as bad as it being stolen.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11I just don't get why you'd break into somebody's house just to trash it up?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14And why us?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Were there any other flats broken in to?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Nope, just ours.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21We should change the locks, I'll pick up a bolt for the door.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Fine, on you go.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Next!- At last.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Are you OK? It's not as if you can throw up in peace around here.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'm fine.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It soon passes.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I feel sick and I'm not pregnant or getting married.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You think this is wrong.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59No. I think he's the nicest guy you've ever been with.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01But I don't want you to get married just so we can stay here.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I mean I want to stay,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08but I don't want you to sell your soul just so I can finish school in Scotland.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13No, this is for me, too.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18He's a good man and I do care for him, a lot.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Good.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Cos I do too.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And I love our lives here.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I think we could be really happy,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29all of us.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You, me, Bob and...
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Here, did you got Raymond's message, about Bob's big day?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- So, the whole event's taking place at the pub?- Aye.
0:05:50 > 0:05:56- What?- Annie did a bit of thinking while she was away and she's come back full of purpose.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Apparently, she's not making the most of herself in Shieldinch.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, that's what a break away is supposed to do, refresh and re-inspire you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09I thought the whole point was to have a few sangrias and crash out in the sun.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- We need to get out of the rut. - But I like my rut.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16You're supposed to be a writer! When did you last write anything?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18She has got a point.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21So, the whole wedding in the Pool Room?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23The full shebang. Classy, eh?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Could be.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Girls didn't dress like that when I was 15. Thank heavens!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32That thing should come with a health warning.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34See? No distractions, focused.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38That's how your dad passed all of his exams and became a doctor.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- And a grumpy old man. - Thanks for that.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45It was hard work, lads, but I was a teenager with a heart of steel and a will of iron.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I trust this birthday party is supervised?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Yes. Amy's parents'll be there.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- And your project? - I've done it. Nearly.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, nearly?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Which translates to... no, you haven't done it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Your tutor wants it by end of play.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'll finish it today. Cross my heart.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Quicker you get it done, the more time you'll have for Amy's party.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- And I won't be nagging you, so everyone's a winner. ..Morning!- Hey!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11That's sweet.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Wow, you smell nice.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It's after shave. Like he needs to shave(!)
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- It's fragrance for men. - Do they dilute it for wee boys(?)
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Doesn't matter what it is. It smells great.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24And it's never too early for a man to take pride in his grooming.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Nicole - project.- I'm going.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I know it's not fun but the extra work will be worth it. Believe me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Why smash our photo? - Why smash anything?
0:07:36 > 0:07:41It was there, like the glasses and CDs and everything else they broke.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46I can get that photo framed from the beach, the one I took on the self-timer?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- That's for private viewing only! - Really?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I've got it as my Facebook profile!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, I've still got sand in my shoes!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Their holiday went well then, eh?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I could be doing with that myself.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Holiday. Sunshine.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Romance.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Are you going to tell me what the hell's wrong?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Iona, it's not the break-in, is it?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27What, did Bob give you grief?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30No, it's not that.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Well, what's getting to you, then?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- You've got a face like a well skelpt...- You really want to know?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I'm asking.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I snogged Bob.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I snogged the groom the night before his wedding!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I thought I'd hit a low the night before, but last night I went for gold.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Iona., he's got a girlfriend!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- He's marrying her. - It didn't seem to bother him.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- We kissed and then...- Then what?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59And then...he ran away.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01And now?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Today.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04He's getting married.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07To her!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It's like standing by and watching him throw himself under a train.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Right, stop there! Get in. I want details, beginning, middle and end!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22That's 22 change.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Thanks.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31So why now?
0:09:31 > 0:09:36You've had plenty of chances with Bob and you choose the night before his wedding to actually go for it?
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- It wasn't like that! It just happened, naturally. It was...- What?
0:09:41 > 0:09:46The earth just tremored and you two lip-first into each other(?)
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I can't explain it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It meant something.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53It was more than just a snog, a lot more.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57So, on the basis of that kiss you're convinced that
0:09:57 > 0:10:00the two of you are going to spend the rest of your lives together?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03After everything you've been through?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- When you put it like that, it does sound a bit daft.- Daft?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Daft isn't even close, Iona.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Will you listen to yourself?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Except HE kissed ME.
0:10:14 > 0:10:20He kissed me the night before his wedding when he'd come over to bawl me out.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25I can't just stand by and let him make the biggest mistake of his life.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- I've got to talk some sense into him.- No chance! You can't!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32He can't just kiss me like that then go marry her!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I'm not letting him get married until I tell him how I feel.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Everybody's up there!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Right, I'll go and sort it out, you just stay where you are, all right?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53You know how important this year is, it's not just a repeat year, it's a chance to excel.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Right, see you later. And put the dishes away!
0:10:59 > 0:11:04This dress is sexy, sophisticated, and stylish! It is not sweet!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And gorgeous.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08What?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11It's everything you said and more. It's gorgeous.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I'd wear it. What size is it? - So what was with the "sweet" remark?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17The way you were showing it off to those fashion tragedies?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Letting them think they know something about style. That was really sweet.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Right. OK.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I had no idea what I thought meant so much to you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Word of advice.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Don't let your dad push you around.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- He's not.- "A chance to excel."
0:11:35 > 0:11:38For a moment I thought I was caught up in some mental time warp,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42I was back there listening to my dad drone on and on about school.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Worked for you. You got all your exams, and a place at uni...
0:11:46 > 0:11:51- I got my exams because- I- worked hard and wanted to go to uni.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Do it for yourself.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Those losers have had their chance.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Why do I do it?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Why can't I just learn to say no?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It'll be fine. Bob's not fussy.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10No, but Eileen is. If this isn't right my life won't be worth living.
0:12:10 > 0:12:17She's already mad enough at me for agreeing to do it and forgetting I was at the brewery all day.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Apparently she had plans and I've ruined them, again.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27I told you! Charlie and I will sort the room and I'll organise the food. No problem.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- And you've done this kind of thing before?- Lost count how many times.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I did exist before Shieldinch.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Well, big yourself up to Eileen then.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Leave Eileen to me.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Oh, I wish I could.
0:12:39 > 0:12:45Just let me weave my magic and this will become a cosy, romantic, wedding venue.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46This could be a gold-mine.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51- Everyone takes at least a couple of goes at getting married, right?- True.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53The world's full of cynics.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Am I the only one with romance and passion in their blood?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Annie, would you do me the honour...?
0:13:01 > 0:13:05See, now that's exactly where I like my men, at my feet.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Get up, you, have some dignity!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Could you do it for the same money?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I'll throw in the expertise and imagination for free.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I think there's some more decorations in the store room.
0:13:20 > 0:13:26Whatever you do, just make Eileen happy, for all our sakes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I'll see you tomorrow.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42All right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Sorry, were you expecting Iona?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No. I wasn't expecting anybody, how?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- That's all I needed to know.- Eh?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- You need to speak to her.- I can't.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Aye, you can and you have to. Or are you just going to let her turn up at the wedding,
0:13:58 > 0:14:01and see that bit where they ask if there's anybody present...
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, no. I cannae have that.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- I don't know what happened. One minute we were talkin' and the next...- So I heard.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11The thing is...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I don't know what to say.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15You need to say something!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18No matter what happened, Bob, you need to set her straight
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- or are you going to avoid her for the rest of your life?- Well, what am I goin to say?- I don't know!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You're both as bad as each other.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29But you need to get it sorted before you get married, right?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Look, you can't talk here and you can't talk at the Deli.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36So she'll get you at the beer garden in ten minutes.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Now that's an offer I can't refuse.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49I'm dropping everything, I'm on my way.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Well, the sooner the better. I'm stuck here later in the day but then...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Actually, Eileen. I'm in the car,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I better go. I'll call you back.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- I'll get the stuff now and be back later.- And you'll have it all sorted by four?- Absolutely.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER
0:15:17 > 0:15:18You go first.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Right.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34This is going to sound crazy, but we never said anything last night
0:15:34 > 0:15:36about last night and...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I think we need to.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Talk.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Just let me say my piece. Right?
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Last night talking like we did and then...that kiss.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54The talking was just talking but...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56the kiss?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02It was really, really special,
0:16:02 > 0:16:04it meant something.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06To me.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08And I've snogged enough to know!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12The thing is,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14it just made me think.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Think that I'm the numpty that never realised what you've always known.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I know, I've spent ages denying the obvious
0:16:23 > 0:16:26but I can't deny how that felt.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30And I can't let you walk away without telling you that.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35So, there you go.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42But, the big thing is, I mean it was both of us.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45You kissed me just as much as I kissed you.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48So, to get to the point...
0:16:49 > 0:16:54I love you and I think that you love me.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59I think that that kiss was our last chance to wise up to the fact that we are meant to be together.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, thanks for not denying it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18DOOR OPENS Bob!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20He's going to be so chuffed! Bob?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Come here!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Don't say your big sister doesn't look after you!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:17:27 > 0:17:32- Sorry, a few of the boys popped round to wish him well and one thing led to another.- Bob!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Is he not with you? - Does it look like it? - I thought he'd gone round to you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Some best man you are! It's not ten o'clock and you've lost the groom?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41He'll be away for a wee hairy dog.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43What?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Go look for him, darlin', and start at the pub.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Smart! Where'd you get this?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Hi, I just need a word with Bob. - Join the queue, hen.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's mad.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02I've spent 40 years trying to get a girlfriend
0:18:02 > 0:18:07and suddenly I've got two women saying that they love me and want to be with me!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- I know it can't be easy.- So why now?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Why have you waited all this time?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Why didn't you tell me when we were seeing each other?
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Instead of waiting till the day of my wedding, when I'm getting married! To somebody else!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23That's the thing...
0:18:23 > 0:18:24You're doing my head in.
0:18:24 > 0:18:31I'm about to make the biggest commitment of my life and you're coming out with this!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I can't deal with this. I've got a wedding to go to. This is pure...
0:18:34 > 0:18:39Look, you've got to deal with this and it's not mad, it's simple.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Do you want to be with Tatiana or d'you want to be with me?
0:18:48 > 0:18:54Just remember, whatever happens I love you and I'd do anything for you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Wedding Planner!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12I've heard it all now!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15They're getting married in the Pool Room at the local pub.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19What does the Wedding Planner do? Decide where to hide the dart board?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23So you're happy if I go for a more amuse bouche approach, rather than
0:19:23 > 0:19:25go down the sausage rolls and soggy vol au vents route?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Amuse Bouche? What the hell's that?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I'm not eating that!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Is there something Ukrainian I could try and get for you?- Aye, beetroot.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'm sure that's very "amuse bouche".
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I'm happy with whatever you think everyone will enjoy.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44As long as Bob likes it, that's the main thing.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I'm sure his bouche needs amusing.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Don't you worry. Leave it to me. You've got enough on your plate.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54And you look fabulous already.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59It's nice she's helping.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, everybody's involved!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Can't keep their noses out!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06After my boy insisted he didn't want any fuss!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09If he had he would have come and asked his mammy about it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I've had enough weans to know about wedding planning
0:20:12 > 0:20:15but oh, no, everybody else is sticking their neb in.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Here the groom's mother makes the wedding plans?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23I'm sorry. I didn't know this.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Add that to the list of what you don't know already!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Flowers!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32We have no flowers.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Something Scottish, traditional.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38You've left it a bit late!
0:20:38 > 0:20:43You'll be lucky to get what's left in the bucket at the petrol station.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46No. Nothing there.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52So, did your parents buy you this place?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54What makes you ask that?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I don't know. I'm used to the retro shops down in London, you know,
0:20:58 > 0:21:02like Notting Hill, Chelsea, Spitalfields,
0:21:02 > 0:21:07they've got a different ambience to them, more vintage than second-hand.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09If you need any tips.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- I know this place down in Spitalfields...- Thanks.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16If I ever need any tips you'll be the first one that I'll call.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'll take that. £5?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- It's £10, actually. - Yeah, but it's not worth that.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29This is Shieldinch, not the Barras, the price is the one that's marked on the tag.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31But you haven't sold it, have you?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33There's your clue. Maybe you should revalue it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Yeah, you're right.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43You can have it for £15.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I take it you don't have any customer satisfaction cards?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You'd have to have bought something to qualify.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50The sleeves are a wee bit long, but not much.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- It's great.- Where'd you get it?
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Down the Cancer charity shop.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57My pal's man's your size. It's perfect.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00It's the business. Well, done.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05What?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07They've used up all mine!
0:23:07 > 0:23:14I'm the pensioner here, mind, I live hand to mouth, it's about time some folk round here realised that.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I'm not made of money.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22- Oh, by the way, your bride's forgot the flowers. - Ignore the miserable old cow.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Right... Aw, now that works!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Could you pretend to look interested!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34That tie's lovely and thanks for getting me the suit, Scarlett. Cheers.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Sherry? Is that right?- For dessert.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25And you, you lucky boy!
0:24:25 > 0:24:30We've got the flat to ourselves so you can have a wee appetiser right now!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's normal to be nervous.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Don't freak out because you're freaked out.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53She's a lovely woman and she makes you happy.
0:24:53 > 0:24:59- It's as simple as that.- Aye, but how do you know when it's the right one?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Nobody knows the future, but if it feels right, right now, well...
0:25:03 > 0:25:06You and Jimmy always seemed right to me.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Aye, we were,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11for a long time.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Right, have you got everything?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Aye. And thanks again, Scarlett.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I saw you at the pub.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I saw you kiss him. What the hell are you playing at?
0:25:50 > 0:25:53He's getting married today!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I know that, and so does Bob.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02So what is wrong with you?
0:26:02 > 0:26:07You've been obsessed with splitting them up since they met. You've tried dishing the dirt on my mum,
0:26:07 > 0:26:11you've tried to get her deported and now you're trying it on with him?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13You're sick, you know that?
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Bob and my mum are getting married so just butt out of their lives!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22I can't do that. I've known Bob a lot longer than you or your mum.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- You don't love him.- Actually, I do.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Then why can't you leave him alone and let him be happy with Mum?
0:26:30 > 0:26:34She loves Bob, Bob loves her, we're going to be a family.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39No, you're not! There's no such thing as an instant family or love at first sight.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42The real thing takes a lot longer.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49Christina, I understand that you want a family, but Bob is not your dad.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I know that.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54But he's going to be my wee brother or sister's dad.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01What, your mum's pregnant?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Bob doesn't know.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05He hasn't got a clue.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08She's gonnae tell him later after the wedding.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10It'll be her present to him.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15She didn't want people like you thinking she'd guilt tripped him into marriage.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Lucky kid, eh? They're going to get a great dad.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20So think about it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24You might be aiming this at Mum but the person you'll hurt most is Bob.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28He's going to be so chuffed, isn't he?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I can't wait to see his face when he finds out.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- I hope you've put a chill pill in your boss's.- What? - Where were you earlier?
0:27:46 > 0:27:51I don't know what I've done but Amber had a massive go at me then she threw me out.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- She's in a right strop.- Really? She was all right when I left.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Oh, great, so it's just me she hates!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I was really friendly, I was chatty.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02I wanted to buy a brooch, a little heart-shaped diamante brooch,
0:28:02 > 0:28:04and she put the price up right in front of me!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07She told me straight - a fiver more than it said on price ticket.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- What's that all about?- I don't know. Amber's all right,
0:28:10 > 0:28:15- but she just broke up from Fraser, so she's a bit edgy. - Edgy? Psychotic, more like.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19She knew I couldn't afford £15. It was only marked at 10.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21I only wanted it for tonight.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24She was well out of order.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29Anyway, no biggie, all I meant to say was watch your back for this afternoon. See you.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Zinnie, hold up.
0:28:32 > 0:28:37The brooch? Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it. Little heart-shaped one, yeah?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Hi. You must be Charlie. I'm Sandy,
0:28:50 > 0:28:55- a friend of Eileen's.- Oh, hello. - I just popped round to take Eileen out for lunch.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- You said five minutes. - Sorry. I had to take a bottle to Annie, for a pudding.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- That was nearly an hour ago. - I stayed for some coffee.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- This dessert better be worth it. - Oh, it is, believe me.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Sorry, Eileen, I didn't realise you were going out.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Spur-of-the-moment thing.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- So, lunch? My treat.- Absolutely not.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Raymond's gone out for the day, and my wee boy's at his Auntie Gina's,
0:29:21 > 0:29:23so while we've got the place to ourselves,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25why don't I make you something a wee bit special upstairs?
0:29:25 > 0:29:27No, honestly. I'm the one who just turned up.
0:29:27 > 0:29:31And I'm the one who's going to make sure you're happy you did. Come on.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39Make sure we're ready for the wedding... or there might be a funeral.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58Right, Conor, I need to nip out the back to do some paperwork,
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- so will you be OK out here? - Yeah, no problem.
0:30:01 > 0:30:02Give me a shout if you need me.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15KNOCKING
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Iona!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Iona! It's me.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Hiya.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29Listen, I've been thinking, and you're right,
0:30:29 > 0:30:31I'll do it.
0:30:31 > 0:30:37I'll cancel the wedding. Cos if I've got the slightest wee chance with you, I'm goin' to take it, so...
0:30:37 > 0:30:39you're on.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44It's your turn to say something.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Bob...
0:30:48 > 0:30:51I love you, but...
0:30:51 > 0:30:53But?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56What do...what do you mean "but"?
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Well...you're right,
0:30:59 > 0:31:02it's no' simple.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- I've been thinking...- Thinking?!
0:31:05 > 0:31:07I've been going mental thinking!
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Something's changed your mind. What is it?
0:31:11 > 0:31:16It wasn't fair of me to take advantage of you, not when you're under all this pressure.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18But you did. And you were right.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Maybe I'm no'.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24About what? About not loving me?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27No, I do love you!
0:31:27 > 0:31:29But...
0:31:29 > 0:31:31if we were meant to be together,
0:31:31 > 0:31:34we would be, wouldn't we?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Maybe we're no' together for a reason.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42- Like you don't love me?- No!
0:31:42 > 0:31:45You never ken what's round the corner.
0:31:45 > 0:31:51Four months ago, you went to a pub in Oban, and there she was.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Maybe it's fate.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58I must've passed away a boring morning for you, eh?
0:31:58 > 0:32:03Did you have fun? You're doing it again! You're playing me for an eejit!
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Let's all laugh at big, daft Bob.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Whistle him over like a dog that's starved of affection and then kick his head in.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10I never meant to do this...
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Aye, you did!
0:32:12 > 0:32:14You always do,
0:32:14 > 0:32:17and I fall for it, cos I'm so stupid.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21I can't believe I nearly gave up a woman
0:32:21 > 0:32:26as good and kind as Tatiana for a twisted, heartless bitch like you.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33You said you loved me and you'd do anything for me.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Well, prove it.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Get out of my life and stay out.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Bob, just get home now. - Hi, is Bob with you?
0:32:51 > 0:32:56- No, no, nothing's wrong. - Give me a call, all right?
0:32:56 > 0:33:01How can you lose something his size twice in the one day?
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Have you checked behind the fridge?
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Not funny. Look, let's not panic, eh?
0:33:06 > 0:33:10We'll find him, and when we do, we'll get him all suited and booted.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Tatiana, she'll hardly even recognise him. - That's right, she'll no'.
0:33:13 > 0:33:19- He's seen sense and done a runner. He's probably on the bus to Millport. - That's enough!
0:33:19 > 0:33:25We all know what he's like - he's probably just wandered off and forgot the time and...
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Forgotten he's getting married. Aye, it's easy done.
0:33:28 > 0:33:33- Don't worry, darling. Bob will not let you or your mum down. - Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Can nobody around here take a joke?!
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Thank you. Bye!
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Hi, Amber! You wanted to see me?
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Yeah. Sorry, I didn't want to bring this to your home.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53What?
0:33:53 > 0:33:58- Come on, Conor.- I was going to bring it back tomorrow, honest.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Is this what I think it is?
0:34:00 > 0:34:03I wasn't stealing it! I was going to bring it back.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Amber, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09- I was borrowing it, honest!- So you asked Amber if you could take it?
0:34:09 > 0:34:12- No...- Then you stole it!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14How stupid are you?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17There's no such thing as "borrowing" without the owner's consent.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's called theft. She has every right to call the police.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21What else have you taken?
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Nothing! Ever, honest, Amber.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26- I swear. I'm so sorry. I really am. - I know you are.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28OK, let's just leave it at that,
0:34:28 > 0:34:30and I'll see you next week, OK?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33- You're not keeping him on? - He's a good boy.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35I'm sure he's learnt his lesson.
0:34:35 > 0:34:41And when you think about it, you can't think that Conor's the brains behind this operation, can you?
0:34:41 > 0:34:45It's not really Conor's style, is it?
0:34:47 > 0:34:52I may be way out of line saying this, but your niece was in here earlier
0:34:52 > 0:34:56- trying to haggle a cheaper price for it.- Zinnie?
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Where have you been? We've been worried sick!
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Been trying to phone you.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10- Are you OK?- Aye. I'm fine. Aye.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Are you? What's happened?
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Nothing. Molly's been saying you've done a runner and...
0:35:15 > 0:35:18I told you, you don't listen to that old bat - none of us dae.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Robbie's here. In his lunch hour.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23- For the makeover!- Aw...
0:35:23 > 0:35:25I went out for some air
0:35:25 > 0:35:27and I met these guys and got talking
0:35:27 > 0:35:30and I lost track of time. Sorry.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Told you! This guy needs a woman!
0:35:32 > 0:35:33Or a lead!
0:35:33 > 0:35:36So I can tell Mum you'll be ready?
0:35:37 > 0:35:40Aye, tell her I'll be ready, aye.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52GIGGLING
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Look, are you going to stop messing around and help me?
0:36:00 > 0:36:01He stole a brooch?
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Oh, yes. And strangely enough,
0:36:04 > 0:36:07a brooch Zinnie wanted to knock down in price but Amber wasn't having it.
0:36:07 > 0:36:12- What's Zinnie got to do with this? - Conor stole a brooch that Zinnie wanted but wouldn't pay for.
0:36:12 > 0:36:13Is that clear enough?
0:36:13 > 0:36:15So Conor steals, and it's Zinnie's fault?
0:36:15 > 0:36:20What would a 14-year-old boy want with a heart-shaped diamante brooch?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22You've seen what he's like around her.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Are you saying that Zinnie asked Conor to steal for her?
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Well, it's one hell of a coincidence!
0:36:27 > 0:36:31I do not want my son so infatuated he can't tell right from wrong.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Zinnie staying here... it's not working.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Michael! You're getting this completely out of proportion!
0:36:36 > 0:36:41Let's not have another "your kids are bad, my kids are good" argument!
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Oh, I'm over-reacting because I've discovered my son is a thief?
0:36:44 > 0:36:48No. He's a good boy, he's just...easily led.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Maybe one of his friends dared him.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Whatever it was, he has to learn to say no.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57She's not perfect, I know that,
0:36:57 > 0:37:01but there's no way she'd ask Conor to steal for her.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03You need to calm down and think about this.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06I have. I don't see what the problem is.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08She can stay somewhere else, she can stay with someone else.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- Friends, family.- No, she can't.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14But her grandparents... Her parents will be back soon. Their house...
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Has been rented out. - What? How long for?
0:37:17 > 0:37:19A year, maybe.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21A year!
0:37:21 > 0:37:26- They've gone travelling for her first year at uni? - And that's just typical.
0:37:26 > 0:37:32All her life, Zinnie's been dumped from one relative to another, child-minders, boarding school.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Their only child has never been a priority to them.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Have you noticed how often they call to check how she is?
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Exactly.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Her parents have abandoned her again, but I can't.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46She's part of our family now.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I can't just take that away from her.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Well... I still want to know the truth.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Of course.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Conor can stay in his room till Zinnie gets back.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Then we'll get to the bottom of this.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08You're great at this.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10I bet your wedding'll be a cracker.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Think I'll get an invite to that?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19I pride myself on only making a mistake once.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Maybe the next guy won't be a mistake, maybe it'll be happy ever after.
0:38:22 > 0:38:30Oh, you're so sweet. You do realise when they invented "until death us do part", no-one lived past 40.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32I never had you down for a quitter.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- And you'd be right. - And you should never say never...
0:38:36 > 0:38:37That's also true.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41But he'd have to be one hell of a guy to tempt you, wouldn't it?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48That goes without saying.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Come on, they'll be on their way.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54I need a centrepiece for the altar.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Some of those floating candles and flowers
0:38:56 > 0:39:00would look great in that big glass bowl that's in the kitchen cupboard.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01I'll get it.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Conor! Get yourself down here.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14What's up?
0:39:14 > 0:39:17There was a brooch you liked at Amber's, a small diamante...
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Yeah.- Sit!
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Conor stole it... - I didn't steal it!
0:39:22 > 0:39:24I was going to bring it back tomorrow!
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Conor! No way!
0:39:26 > 0:39:29- I thought...- You thought what?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I thought you were going to ask Amber for a staff discount!
0:39:31 > 0:39:35I never, ever thought you were just going to take it. Conor, what were you thinking of?
0:39:35 > 0:39:37You said you only wanted it for tonight,
0:39:37 > 0:39:39and I didn't think Amber would notice and I could bring it back tomorrow.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41So you didn't ask him to steal it?
0:39:41 > 0:39:46- Absolutely not!- No, Zinnie didn't ask me to do anything - I just wanted to get it for her.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48It was me, I was being stupid...
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Well, that's the understatement of the year!
0:39:50 > 0:39:56I am so sorry if this is my fault, but I never meant Conor to take it or to get in any trouble.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Let's go halves on some flowers for Amber, to apologise. I'm sorry.
0:40:00 > 0:40:05Yeah, but I'll get them. It was all my fault, and I'll get them on my own.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08So this has just been one of those misunderstandings.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Let's just drop the subject now, OK?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18She makes you happy, doesn't she?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Who?
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Tatiana! Who else?
0:40:23 > 0:40:28Bob, I'm no' fit to give advice, but let me tell you this -
0:40:28 > 0:40:30you find a good woman,
0:40:30 > 0:40:32you hang on to her
0:40:32 > 0:40:33and you hang on tight.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Hi, Bob!
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Just wanted to wish you all the very best.- Cheers.- Congratulations.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45You're going to be very happy, I'm sure.
0:40:45 > 0:40:50We'll catch up with you later on, and I expect you'll have a smile on your face by that time.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Hi! ..I had to think on my feet,
0:41:01 > 0:41:07which is no' easy at my age, but here you go - something traditional and Scottish.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Did you get them from the wee woman who hangs around the tube station?
0:41:10 > 0:41:15Listen, you try finding traditional Scottish flowers at an hour's notice! What's up with them?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Nothing. They're great. Thanks.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Thanks.- You ready?
0:41:29 > 0:41:33I'm sorry I couldn't help overhear that fuss with Conor -
0:41:33 > 0:41:35if you want a brooch, you can borrow one.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Mirror?
0:41:47 > 0:41:53I was thinking about wearing my black stilettos and flesh-coloured tights with my dress.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Yeah, perfect...with that dress and your new hair.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59It's very chic. Very Audrey Hepburn.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- I love her.- Good choice.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04So when you dress, think...what would Audrey wear?
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Easy for you to say - all your clothes are from the West End or London.
0:42:08 > 0:42:12Yeah, exactly. I doubt Audrey would spend very long in Hola!
0:42:13 > 0:42:14You were right about my dad.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18If he'd back off, I might enjoy school, I might even do OK.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23The sooner they perfect cloning the better. All parents want is someone to do better in life than they did.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25You should live your own life, not theirs.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Some people aren't fit to have kids.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31My mum's got this whole new life in Canada that me and Conor didn't fit into.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Your parents go jetting off round the world, rent out your house
0:42:36 > 0:42:38and dump you with some cousin you don't even know.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43At least you can escape to uni, though. I can't wait to get out of here.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Are they no good?
0:42:48 > 0:42:49What is this?
0:42:49 > 0:42:52All this girlie, sister bonding stuff?
0:42:52 > 0:42:54And who the hell do you think you are?
0:42:54 > 0:43:00- What? All I'm saying is I understand what it's like to be let down by your parents.- Oh, I'm sure you do!
0:43:00 > 0:43:03But don't you dare to presume to know anything about me or my family!
0:43:03 > 0:43:07My parents haven't dumped me - I agreed they should go.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10I'm not a kid. I don't need to come home to Mummy and Daddy
0:43:10 > 0:43:12every night to have my homework checked and be tucked up in bed.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- I was trying to be nice. - Yeah? Well, don't bother.
0:43:15 > 0:43:21I don't need a sister, I don't need a bezzie mate, and I don't need you or your cosy, perfect family.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23I guess you don't need your parents either, then.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28Which is just as well, because they're gone and they don't call very often.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32And why didn't they take you with them? You could have flown back for uni.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36I guess, if you were MY kid, Australia is about as near to you as I'd want to be.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Aye, all right, Annie! - DOOR SHUTS
0:44:09 > 0:44:10It's fine, he's here.
0:44:12 > 0:44:17- You were going to bring some stuff over? The Deli's shut.- Well spotted!
0:44:17 > 0:44:20But you ARE coming? To Bob's...
0:44:20 > 0:44:22I'm feeling rough, that's why the Deli's shut.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24But a drink'll sort that out.
0:44:24 > 0:44:28Look, take the keys, take the stuff, take anything you want - just gie us peace, all right?
0:44:28 > 0:44:32But I can't carry it all myself. Come on, you told Annie you'd help.
0:44:32 > 0:44:33- Tough!- But you'll want to...
0:44:33 > 0:44:35What? What will I want?
0:44:39 > 0:44:42All right, all right! I'll help you over with the stuff, but then I'm out of there...
0:44:42 > 0:44:46- Bob will be expecting you. - He's getting married!
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Why would he expect anything from me?
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- I did it! I finished it. I swear. - So where is it?
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Look, I can't work out why you can't find it, but the end result
0:44:58 > 0:45:00is the same. You need to get it to the tutor by the end...
0:45:00 > 0:45:02I'm not doing it again! I've done it!
0:45:02 > 0:45:09- Nicole...- No!- I told you! You're not going to the party if that project is not ready to hand over!
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Well?
0:45:11 > 0:45:12Nicole, I'm waiting.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Good for you!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Nicole! Get back here!
0:45:22 > 0:45:25MUSIC PLAYS
0:45:25 > 0:45:31# The night we met I knew I... needed you so... #
0:45:35 > 0:45:36You look...
0:45:36 > 0:45:39No' bad'?
0:45:39 > 0:45:41You look no' bad yourself.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Look what your big sister gave me!
0:45:45 > 0:45:48CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Did you get one from the Best Man?
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Here you go.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57Lucky white heather.
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Molly, thank you.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00It's perfect.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06Mother of the Groom coming through.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19Oh, my goodness!
0:46:19 > 0:46:22So much for no frills, eh?
0:46:22 > 0:46:24It looks amazing.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26You deserve the best.
0:46:32 > 0:46:37# ..You know I will adore you till eternity
0:46:37 > 0:46:41- # So won't you please - Be my, be my baby... #
0:46:41 > 0:46:48Robert and Tatiana have described theirs as a whirlwind romance,
0:46:48 > 0:46:54but here we are today surrounded by friends and family who are here to wish them
0:46:54 > 0:46:58all the best as they start out on their future as husband and wife.
0:46:58 > 0:47:05So I must ask, is there anyone here present who knows any just cause
0:47:05 > 0:47:09why these two people cannot be joined in matrimony?
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- So, Tatiana Michalka...- "Me-hal-ka".
0:47:22 > 0:47:29.."Me-hal-ka", do you take Robert O'Hara to be your lawfully wedded husband,
0:47:29 > 0:47:33to love and cherish him until death do you part?
0:47:33 > 0:47:35I do.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38And, Robert O'Hara,
0:47:38 > 0:47:44do you take Tatiana Michalka to be your lawfully wedded wife,
0:47:44 > 0:47:49to love and cherish her until death do you part?
0:47:49 > 0:47:50I do.
0:47:50 > 0:47:58Then it is with great honour and pleasure that, with the authority granted upon me,
0:47:58 > 0:48:00I pronounce you husband and wife.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05You may kiss the bride.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14One for the Ukraine! They're waiting!
0:48:16 > 0:48:19I'll take one of you.
0:48:22 > 0:48:27- I hope you've done the right thing, eh?- Darlin'...brilliant.
0:48:34 > 0:48:37Right, listen up, folks!
0:48:37 > 0:48:42- Now, I hope you've all got a glass...a full glass?- Right, I will!
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Molly, Molly, just a minute, eh?
0:48:45 > 0:48:48Right, just a few words.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52You care about him, he cares about you - just wish the big guy well, eh?
0:48:52 > 0:48:56First up, a message from South America!
0:48:56 > 0:49:04Wee Bob and Kelly-Marie send their love across the oceans.
0:49:04 > 0:49:08ALL: Aw...
0:49:34 > 0:49:38So, I'm sure I'm not the only one
0:49:38 > 0:49:45who wishes the big man and his lovely bride all the very, very best!
0:49:45 > 0:49:50- To Big Bob and Tatiana! - ALL: To Big Bob and Tatiana.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52CHEERING
0:49:52 > 0:49:56Look, I know this couldn't have been easy for you,
0:49:56 > 0:50:02but...thanks for letting me come today and being there for him.
0:50:02 > 0:50:03It means a lot to me.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Today's about Bob and what he wants.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08I done it for him.
0:50:10 > 0:50:16Excuse me, everybody! I wasn't going to say anything, cos I didn't...
0:50:16 > 0:50:19- ALL:- Didn't want a fuss!
0:50:19 > 0:50:21But I'm glad you never paid me any attention,
0:50:21 > 0:50:24cos I would just like to say
0:50:24 > 0:50:29how chuffed I am that this beautiful, clever, warm-hearted woman
0:50:29 > 0:50:33has made me the happiest man on earth.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35So, Charlie, get these glasses filled!
0:50:35 > 0:50:39Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses to my beautiful wife.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41To Tatiana!
0:50:41 > 0:50:45- ALL:- Tatiana.- No! No! To Bob!
0:50:45 > 0:50:47- ALL:- To Bob.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Oh, now, that's just weird!
0:51:20 > 0:51:21Oh, what have you done?
0:51:22 > 0:51:28- Sorry, I tried to move it, and it got caught... I'm sorry.- Well, you can buy me another!
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Oh, look, I can't wear this!
0:51:31 > 0:51:34I'll go and get you one from the flat.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Don't worry! You're forgiven!
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Just make sure you buy me a new one.
0:51:44 > 0:51:49Hi, Dad! Can you loan us a fiver?
0:51:49 > 0:51:51That's it, for real now!
0:51:51 > 0:51:55- You're my dad!- Come here.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59So, when are you going to give him his big surprise?
0:52:01 > 0:52:05- Congratulations!- Cheers. Thanks a lot. ..What surprise? I thought we said no presents.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07This one couldn't be helped, I guess.
0:52:07 > 0:52:12Later. I'll tell him later - just now is not a very good time.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16Yes, it is! Just look at him! You've got to tell him now.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18I've not got anything for you cos we said no presents.
0:52:18 > 0:52:20But that's the point.
0:52:20 > 0:52:21You have.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23What?
0:52:23 > 0:52:25You've already given her the present.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28It's MY secret.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38Pregnant? THEY MOUTH
0:52:38 > 0:52:40What do you mean?
0:52:40 > 0:52:44What, did you skip that class in biology(?)
0:52:44 > 0:52:46- You're pregnant?- Hey...
0:52:48 > 0:52:49Did I hear right, Bob?
0:52:49 > 0:52:51You've scored before the kick-off?!
0:52:51 > 0:52:54That's fantastic, big man!
0:52:54 > 0:52:56I'm going to be a daddy!
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Well done!
0:52:58 > 0:53:04Four months ago, you were on your own - now you've a new wife, a teenager and bairn on the way!
0:53:04 > 0:53:07Aw, it's magic! I'm going to be an auntie!
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Just shows you - you never know what's round the corner, eh?
0:53:09 > 0:53:13- MOLLY:- That's all I bloody need - a screaming wean.
0:53:13 > 0:53:17This is one very lucky baby.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54You knew, didn't you?
0:53:56 > 0:53:58I found out.
0:53:58 > 0:54:03Christina came into the shop... she was that excited, she let slip.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Thank you.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09For what?
0:54:09 > 0:54:15If you hadn't...pushed me, I might no' have done the right thing.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Aye, you would.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20You're a good man, Bob...
0:54:20 > 0:54:22the best I know.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26You'd have just have felt a hundred times worse about dumping me.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31I think it's time we both got the message, eh?
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Star-crossed lovers, the pair of us, or what?
0:54:37 > 0:54:40- And you're going to be a daddy!- Aye!
0:54:40 > 0:54:43I'm dead chuffed for you.
0:54:43 > 0:54:46You're going to make somebody a great dad.
0:54:46 > 0:54:47And I really mean that.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Never let it be said that Iona MacIntyre doesn't mean what she says.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58You said you loved me...
0:54:59 > 0:55:01..and you'd do anything for me.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04And I...
0:55:04 > 0:55:08I do...love you.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Well, you're going to be a dad now.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16So that means...
0:55:16 > 0:55:19it really is time we moved on.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21So if you dinnae mind...
0:55:21 > 0:55:23I'm going to head off now.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26You have a wonderful time...
0:55:26 > 0:55:28and be happy.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Go on, get back to your family.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51MOBILE TINGS
0:56:04 > 0:56:05Missed me?
0:56:10 > 0:56:12I can see from your records, you're quite accident prone.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Broken collar bone, broken ribs.
0:56:14 > 0:56:17Our honeymoon was planned like the D-Day landings.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20You and Annie, you were married?
0:56:20 > 0:56:23- Past histories, eh? - Didn't expect to see you here -
0:56:23 > 0:56:26thought you'd be too busy with your new business partner.
0:56:26 > 0:56:29- What?- Why don't you tell him what you were up to? You can start
0:56:29 > 0:56:31with those phone calls you've been making to the council.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34Stay away from me, do you hear? I never want to see you again.
0:56:36 > 0:56:40Jo, you are vain and deluded and definitely no' that bright.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43You're not a kid any more. Grow up, eh?
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