0:00:19 > 0:00:21I've been looking into organising a five-a-side tournament.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Do it as a fundraiser for the veterans' charity.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- That's amazing.- I'd an idea for the shop across the road.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- And you've come to me, why?- I need somebody to help me with money.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- I don't think it's gonnae work. - I'm not sure you've thought if you want to back out
0:00:36 > 0:00:37on an arrangement we shook on.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41You're jealous. You still want me and it cuts you up that I'm with Leo.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Still interested in the arcade?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Why would you ask me a question like that?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I might be able to help you get it.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Good morning, Zinnie.- Is it?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Catch you later.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27MURMURED CONVERSATION
0:01:27 > 0:01:29..it's a joke, right.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Get in their face. Don't let them...- Hey!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33He's the Special One.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Aye, very good.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- So is this your secret weapon? - Not at all.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Looking forward to the kickabout. Actually quite chilled about it.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Catch you on the pitch.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Kickabout nothing.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Play to win, Deek. Play for the jersey.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- What jersey?- The Shieldinch jersey! Got to show these incomers.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Come on, I'll take you for a coffee.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Want to run my game plan past you.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- I thought we were just meeting before the game?- Deek, son.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I want to make you my captain.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh. Well, then(!)
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Got to concentrate on the task ahead, son.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Total commitment, Deek. Total commitment.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Finally!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I'm on Bebo! - Then you'll just have to wait.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Get your cereal. There's milk.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- She said she'd get it. - Who's she? The cat's mother?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You two are getting cheekier every day.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Me? What have I done?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Come on! People are waiting on me. - This is work, Conor!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Don't let them talk to you like that.- Forget it. I'll get it later.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Hey, get back here!- Leave it. I can't be doing with a big argument.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I swear, those two have got worse since...
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Since what?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Nothing.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Oh, let me guess. This is all my fault?- I never said that.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57You were about to. No chance of forgive and forget in this house?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'll just go and get some vodka for their cornflakes(!)
0:03:00 > 0:03:03See? That's the kind of mouthiness they're picking up on.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- They never used to talk to Leyla like that.- I don't believe it!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm to blame for how they speak to Leyla now?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I've had enough of this, I really have.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Why can't you pick him up? - I've got something important on.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Please, Mum. I'll owe you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Fine.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Don't think you're coming off best in this deal.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Only way we're going to beat them is if we're playing
0:03:32 > 0:03:35in a diamond formation, right?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I want you in a sliding midfield position, punting the ball forward.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Diamond formation??
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It's a footballing term, Stella.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Aye, what, from the 1930's?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46You can forget all about your "sliding midfield."
0:03:46 > 0:03:49How do you know so much about five-a-side?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52As long as you've got somebody up front, you're all right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You'd be amazed how fast five-a-side is.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Er, no, I wouldn't! Because I've actually played it!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You'll know it's all about putting in a bit of effort
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- and building up a sweat, then? - Oh, you reckon?- Sounds good to me.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Bit of skill wouldn't go amiss, right enough.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Stay solid at the back.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Make sure your team's fit and grafters.- Aye, I'd go for that.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Er, who's the manager here?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Right, we still need a keeper. - Why don't you play in goals?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Give your instructions from between the posts.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Nah, I don't really believe in that player-manager thing.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Splits the attention, you know? No, we need a goalie.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Then we work on the assumption we'll score more than we lose.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- If only one of the boys was an out and out striker.- I'm a striker.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39We're talking football here, Stella. Not netball.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43I've never played netball in my life.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Played a lot of football, but. Including five-a-side.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- There we go. One problem solved. - Are you joking? Thanks, anyway, doll.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Take the sugar away, Don't want my star midfielder getting fat!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55PHONE BEEPS
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh, hang on.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, no!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Jimmy can't make it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I was counting on him to break a few legs.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08They're getting very disrespectful, the pair of them.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- What, and that's new?! - It's getting worse.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Please may I have cup of coffee, Michael. If that's OK with you?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Of course you can, Zinnie. - Thank you so much, Leyla.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23OK, OK. It's not your fault.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I'm just saying, if we're all going to be living here harmoniously,
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- we have to be more polite. - Shouldn't that include you?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31DOOR OPENING
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Hello?- Hey!- All right, Zinnie?
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Mick. Is it all right if we use the health centre this afternoon, to get changed in?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Aye, suits me. I can do a bit of work before I get my kit on.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Got a number seven for me?
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Er, about that. I've promised too many people a game.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I thought Al would turn me down and Chick not turn up, but they're coming.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- So?- I can't drop them.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02It is an servicemen's gig, after all.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- We need a ref, though. - You want me to ref?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Ah, come on!- Er, politeness?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- You or Gabe.- Gabe?! Referee?! - Exactly.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh. Well, if I have to.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I was thinking. This whole thing is about raising money, isn't it?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18That's the bit that might not work out so well.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well, you need to make an event of it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24An event? A bunch of old guys kicking a ball around?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Hey! Less of the old. - You'll certainly feel your age in the morning.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30That's the most running you've done in a long time.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35I was thinking, why don't I put together a cheerleading team?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- That'd be great, Zinnie. - There's two of you already.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You'd only need one more person. - Me? Not on your life!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44It could be fun. I could teach you some moves.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49Oh, I'd love that(!) Zinnie, I'd rather die.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Now who's being rude? At least lend a hand putting costumes together?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55As long as I don't have to prance around with pom-poms.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Thanks, girls. Whatever you do, it all helps.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I just thought we should touch base.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15No problem.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- I'm working on my side of things. You?- Yeah, well I've done my sums.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Money will be ready by this evening. Just one thing niggling me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm depending on you.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- You've got nothing to sell. - I know how to pave the way for you.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31We discussed this. You can't do it without me.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34So you're going to talk to Leo for me?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36In a manner of speaking.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'll have him come running to you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45The only thing that he's really interested in the business is his partnership with his big brother.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47If he thought he couldn't trust his own brother...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49DOOR OPENING
0:07:49 > 0:07:53I was just making myself a wee cup of coffee. Can I get you one?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55No?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Just thought I'd ask.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00You know what I'd like?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04You to knock that door before you come in. Remember?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05I was just being civil!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Sorry!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I've no interest in sickening the Brodies' happiness.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I just want to do a deal. - In order to clinch the deal,
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- someone has to sicken their happiness.- They've hacked you off!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hey, I don't want to know, all right?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23None of my business. You just give me the word.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I'd better get to work, then.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Of course, in my day, I could've just stepped out here and shouted
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- and I'd have eleven decent players lining up.- That a fact?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Nowadays, of course, all the youngsters want to do
0:08:40 > 0:08:42is play their stupid computer games.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Not wee Stuart, though. He won't be like that,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'll make sure of that. He'll be Scotland's answer to Messi.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Even the older guys,
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- they're all hill-walking or doing zumba, whatever that is. - Raymond, Eileen.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Don't talk football. The last thing he needs is encouragement.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I talk my football on the park.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02We'll see about that.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Raymond, it's only a friendly, but these army guys,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10they play to kill. I'll try holding them back,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12but highly trained men like that...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18He'll regret that. Psychological tactics?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's an old trick. Won't work on me.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24So, the Brodie brothers want a fight to the death, do they?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, they've got one.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What colour do you think? The vets are playing in red.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38No idea what the home team will be wearing.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- D'you think the squad will wear blue? - Let me think.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Could I care less?
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Well, everyone's got a blue t-shirt, and then we could wear hockey skirts
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- or whatever we can find. You got any? - What if I did?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Now, now! You promised Daddy you'd be helpful.
0:09:55 > 0:10:01Do you actually think you're going to get anyone to join this stupid cheerleading team?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I was going to ask you about that.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Amongst your friends, are there any pretty ones?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I'll go get you my cast-offs.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Not that you're going to find anyone to wear them.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Conor. Who do you think I should get for my cheerleading squad?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You're not still in a huff with me, are you?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Cheerleading? For the football this afternoon?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yes. Good idea, no?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Trying to get in Dad's good books? - Trying to help raise some money.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40But...if it takes that sour look off his face...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Is he always like that? - Sometimes he's OK.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47So, do they get on OK, him and Leyla?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Suppose.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Back each other up all the time, I'll say that.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Well, it's been like that ever since...- Since what?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Since what?
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Well, my dad and my mum were still married when the pair of them started winching.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He cheated on your mum?!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10No. I mean, it was a long time ago.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I didn't mean that, er...
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- I want them back...fumigated.- Right.
0:11:30 > 0:11:3310% of the business, 10% of the work, eh, Gabriel?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I'm here, aren't I?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Doing nothing. Shouldn't you be doing something useful, like blackening my name to Leo?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I just think both of you should take your time, that's all.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45The impartial advisor(!)
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Yes. I am actually.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I certainly don't need anything from you.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Leo can be a bit impetuous. Needs the guiding hand of a big brother.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57You just hate being Mr Ten Per Cent, don't you?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59In every way.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Jo?- Must get on.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05See you two later.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Hiya. What can I get you?- Actually, I wanted a word with Stella.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Yeah?- You know there's this football match this afternoon?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I thought it would be fun to organise some cheerleading.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26That's a great idea, Zinnie.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Might help to raise more money.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31And I thought you might like to be involved.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32You kidding on?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Look, I need at least three.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- How many have you got already? - Just me.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I'm not going to be your first victim.- Come on, Stella, I need you.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Hardly any good-looking young women around.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- I'd keep my voice down saying things like that.- No chance.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51- The game's only half an hour long. We'll just jump...- Zinnie. I'd rather eat my own sick.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I take it that's a no, then?
0:12:58 > 0:13:04- Hi, Hayley! I don't suppose you're doing anything this afternoon?- Um...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07I've phoned round. Asked everybody. No takers.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10What about Bob's pals in the motor trade? That guy Ronnie,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- from the auctions. He plays. - Tried him.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16There's got to be a goalkeeper somewhere!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Murray, come here.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23You ever play football?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I've heard about this.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Seems everyone's been asked.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29You ever played in goals?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, I remember this situation.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35You can't find anyone else, so you pick the rubbish boy and put him in goals.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Not at all. I've been looking for you all morning. You're on my A list.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42You up for it?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- All right, why not?- Excellent.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46You don't know of a striker, do you?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I can't believe what I've just let her talk me into.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53You fell for it?!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Your last chance.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Hey, you're supposed to wait till I get back.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Then you get back on time.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Come on. You can tell me exactly what's involved.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm gonnae kill Raymond, man.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- He won't consider her for his football team.- You play?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Why's everybody so amazed?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It is the 21st century.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17THEY BOTH GIGGLE
0:14:17 > 0:14:22So, the Brodie sisters re-united for one last time this afternoon?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Actually, no. I've asked Mick to be the ref.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- And he said yes? - It was between you and him and I wouldn't mind winning this game.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What, Mick refereeing?!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Everybody will sent off before half-time.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38What were you and Jo saying?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Nothing.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42She just gets kinda weird round about me.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44What does that mean?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Nothing. I just get the impression she doesn't like me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Don't forget, an hour before, for a kick-around.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52I'll be there.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Everywhere I go... - What?- Nothing.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06It's just that he always seems to be there, like he's following me.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Away.- The smile he gives me. The things he says...
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- I didn't notice anything.- Not going to it in front of you, is he?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Are you saying he's still got the...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17MOBILE RINGS
0:15:19 > 0:15:22OK. Yeah, no bother. I'll be right there.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Look, I've got to go meet the lads for the football.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- I don't suppose you could look after this place for a while?- Sure.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Leo. What if he comes back?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Tell him to take over and you come see me.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- Oh, hi. - Sorry, I was just on my way out.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I just need to get my, erm...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Michael, I still can't get enough people for the cheerleading.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Do you know of anyone?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Any pretty girls? Young girls?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19No, sorry.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23If you think of someone, I have a costume for them.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- What do you make of that?- What?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Swanning about like that.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Zinnie?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Like what?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Nothing you haven't seen before. You're a doctor, for heaven's sake.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40That's not the point.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41A bit of decorum wouldn't go amiss.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Nicole wanders around in her jammies.- She's family.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47So is Zinnie, Michael.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51There are a couple of teenage boys in this house, hormones flying out their ears.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Well, they never saw her. Never know what they missed.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Actually, Conor was agog.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02And I don't think the boys will appreciate the finer points of extended family relationships.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05It's just...not right.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Get changed in there, lads. Go on. It's open.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13I'll make you a coffee.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Everyone show up? - We've still got an extra man.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Might have to put Terry on the bench.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22He's not quite at the peak of fitness.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Who's looking after the arcade?- Jo.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I'll go relieve her.- No, I'll go.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30No, come on, the guys are waiting for you.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Don't worry, she won't eat me.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll be over as quick as I can.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35No rush.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You're closing up? For a football match?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44It'll only be for about an hour.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Anyway, I want to go along and see them all falling about.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I'll keep it open, if you want. I'm not going anywhere near it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51The voice of reason.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54No point. Everybody's going.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Place will be dead.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Anyway, we're supposed to be going along to donate.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Another good reason not to go.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06# Raise your spirits! Raise them high!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# Kiss those army boys, bye-bye! #
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Very funny.- Am I missing something?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12You should do it. You'd be pure amazing.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Zinnie reckons Stella would be the ideal candidate for cheerleading.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hen, you'd be the cheerleader from hell.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You volunteered for the football?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Some reception that got. - They're stupid. They're desperate for players.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- They've pretty much asked everyone else.- Except me, I notice.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Don't know who Raymond thinks he is - the gender polis?
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Honestly, I'm not gonnae let this one go.- Are you gonnae stand up and be counted?- Aye.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Go Stella, go Stella! Go, go, go, Stella!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42It's all in hand, Lenny. It won't take me long.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Maybe even sooner than I thought. I'll be in touch.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- You can go now.- Listen to Mr Big.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Thanks for all your help, but I can take over from here.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Three's a crowd, isn't it, Gabriel?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Pair of you playing Two Little Boys in your tacky little arcade.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I've really riled you, haven't I?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Don't flatter yourself.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08- It's the yawning gap between you and your self-esteem. - Will you listen to yourself?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Then you might realise why I'm advising my wee brother to take things real slow.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Where do get off telling folk what to do with their lives?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18You think you're so in control, Gabriel. It's pathetic.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Leo doesn't listen to you.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Why should he? You're the junior partner.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27And me? Your precious little family and your tuppence ha'penny business?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- I could snuff it all out, like that. - I don't like threats.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Stay out of my life! - Look at the state of you.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38You are nuts, you know that?! You've no interest in making him happy. You just want to get at me.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42There you go again. I'm not going to let you ruin our lives. I despise you.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- I can't stand being this close to you.- Me, neither.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Sure you don't want to reconsider?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You're our first choice goalie.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'm your only choice goalie.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05This is a comedy football team!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Maybe this game will be fun, after all. Just what I need. - What's wrong with you?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Thought I'd do some stretching exercises out there in the beer garden.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Limber up. Think I pulled a muscle. Sorry, lads, I'm out.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- You're joking! - Seriously. I can hardly walk.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21We're two players down again?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Raymond, I found a striker.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Fantastic. Things are looking up, at last. Who is it?- Robbie.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28ALL: Robbie?
0:20:30 > 0:20:35That's it. This is a must-see! You go. Tell me everything.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I might. I've got to see this!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39We are talking about the same Robbie?
0:20:39 > 0:20:44- I mean, you haven't got the phone number of Robbie Keane, by any chance, have you?- Robbie who?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Robbie Fraser. He's really good.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Give me a break.- Do you not know?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Used to play for his school. Captained them.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Me and Innes used to kickabout with him. Nutmegged you every time. - Never mentions it.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01He doesn't like to talk about it. Didn't really like to play,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03but just had natural ability.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05He doesn't really look like a footballer.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09What does a footballer look like? You lot?!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Well, if that's the standard...
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Not the hardest working midfielder, I grant you, but stick him up front and he'll nick a goal every time.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18But if he doesn't like playing?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21He's gonnae come out of retirement for one big game.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Took me ages to talk him round.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Seriously, he's a big strong lad.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Well, if you've seen him play...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29He'll do the business for us, I'm sure of it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Fair enough. Bring him along to the pre-match session.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You've just lost your place as last boy picked.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Listen to peg-leg.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Right, looks like we've nearly got ourselves a team.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Go and get him, Charlie. We just need one more.- How about Malcolm?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56All right. Want to meet the lads?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Yeah. In a minute. Tell them to change in the other room.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Anyone thinking we're open could just wander in.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07- I've had enough wardrobe disasters. - Eh?- Never mind. I'm off to do a bit of work for half an hour.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I did want to talk about the game. No point. Gabriel's not here yet.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Well, there's no rush, eh? - Should be here by now.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17He'll be keeping the arcade open for as long as possible. No point in throwing money away.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah. Suppose.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Think I might head over. - No, you won't.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I know squaddies. Stay here and keep an eye on them.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Hey, lads. Bit of order in here.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Oh, cheerleaders, I presume. How many more are there of you?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Well, two is all you need for a cheerleading team.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37It's just us two?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Look, it will be fine. We'll make them wish they all joined.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42It's not too late to call it off.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45This day just gets better and better.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Where can we get changed? - Try the ladies.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51What, so I've to get changed in the bogs now, as well?
0:22:51 > 0:22:57What were you wanting? Flowers and lights? Let's just get changed and then we can have a practise.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Hey, girls, is that offer still on?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yes, you going to join us?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Can't go through life being a party-pooper, can you?- Thank heaven.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08That's great! I've got stuff here that will fit you. Come on, girls.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16That wasn't the plan.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18What just happened?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I don't know, but it's still happening.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22To me, anyway.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25You?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Gabe, we shouldn't have.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- We can't...- Sshh-sshh.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Maybe we should just stop fighting it, I suppose.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I told you, I hate you.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- It's a fine line. - I don't know anything anymore.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45All I know is...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47this feels good.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Like we finally got it right?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I've been trying to pretend that I didn't love you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Do you?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00But this is wrong.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Look, you're Leo's girl now.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I'm sorry. It's my fault.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I'll just get out of town. Let both of...- Could you?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Me, neither.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Gabe, I've made such a mess of things.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16We could've had all this.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Maybe we had to go through this.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Maybe it's just the way we are. - One as mad as the other, you mean?
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- What now?- I dunno.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I just know I need to be with you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Let's get out of here. You, me and Romeo?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Nothing could make me happier.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43But Leo? The match.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I'll tell him after that.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Just wait one more minute.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Then we'll tell him, together.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Then we'll leave, yeah?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Mr Murdoch, before you go. - It will have to wait.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Something I have to tell you! It might be of use to you,
0:25:09 > 0:25:11in your business.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I've just come over from the arcade.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18Guess who was there? Gabriel Brodie and Joanne Rossi.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- Fascinating.- No, but listen.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24They were very close in fact, they were very intimate.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26And they were talking about running away together.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Why would that interest me?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Where are you? You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Get a grip, Gabriel!- Leo!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Yeah. A minute.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Jo.- I don't know where we're going.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Right, let's do this.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Joanne!- Molly.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Mr Murdoch was looking for you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18I'll pop by later. Or I'll see him at the football match.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Don't you worry, hen.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- I'm keeping him in the picture. - What?
0:26:24 > 0:26:29I'm like Mr. Murdoch's eyes and ears out there.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Good for you.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32He'll be in the Tall Ship.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34OK.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Can I get some service?- Sure.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41DOOR CLOSES
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Not going to the big derby?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46I would, for a bit of light entertainment,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50but since the main comedian's over there, I'm stuck here.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53It's important to support your local team.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Why aren't you there?- I'll be going over. You'd be amazed the effect the crowd can have.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Lenny, you wanted to see me?
0:27:02 > 0:27:04I always want to see you, doll,
0:27:04 > 0:27:08especially when we've got a deal cooking.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12Listen, Lenny, I think maybe I overestimated my hand.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14That's a shame,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17because I was sure you were playing your hand very nicely.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19It's not going to work.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- I'm sorry. - That's not how it goes.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25No cash flow, window of opportunity...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27No, I mean, just not today.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Give me a few days.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31"A few days."
0:27:31 > 0:27:33A few days is a long time in business.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Things happen.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38People just...disappear.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41It's just a snag. I'll sort it.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44We'll speak in a few days.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Let me give you a bit of advice.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Don't let the heart rule your head.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02So.
0:28:02 > 0:28:07Tell me. How do you like having your cousin Zinnie staying with us?
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- It's OK.- And you, Conor?
0:28:11 > 0:28:14How do you like having a new cousin in the house?
0:28:14 > 0:28:20- She's not my cousin. - Well, she is, really, in a way.
0:28:21 > 0:28:28The thing is, when you have another person staying with you, things change, don't they?
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- Yeah, you can't watch the programmes you want.- That's right.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34You have to...
0:28:34 > 0:28:36negotiate more, don't you?
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Be careful around each other, don't you?
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Especially when it's a big girl, like Zinnie.
0:28:46 > 0:28:51When we're rushing around, getting changed...
0:28:51 > 0:28:54the thing is, it's about respect.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56You should never,
0:28:56 > 0:29:03for example, you should never separate a woman's body from her mind, from her whole self...
0:29:03 > 0:29:06Why are you saying all this to me?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09I'm not. I'm speaking to you both.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11But...
0:29:11 > 0:29:14your dad did mention that you were
0:29:16 > 0:29:21staring at Zinnie earlier. When she was in her towel, in the kitchen.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Me? When? I've never seen Zinnie in a towel.
0:29:26 > 0:29:27But your dad said...
0:29:31 > 0:29:33I must have misunderstood. Sorry.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43S-C-O-R-E Shieldinch!
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Shieldinch!
0:29:47 > 0:29:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Look at them!
0:29:59 > 0:30:02We're done for. And we're a man down before we start!
0:30:02 > 0:30:03- Robbie. You up for this?- Bring it on.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05We'll need your skills more than ever, mate.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Raymond, you're going to have to play!- I can't play and manage at the same time.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11There's only four of us!
0:30:11 > 0:30:12You need somebody to read the game for you!
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Well, they've got five men. And they've still got Gabriel.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Maybe they could give us one of theirs.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Right enough, leave it to me, boys.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Leo, come here.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Listen, mate, we need your extra player.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31OK. Fine.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Jamie, you're playing with them.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Right, everybody.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Sorry, am I boring you?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Sorry. Zoned out there.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45So what's the gameplan, Stan?
0:30:45 > 0:30:48The rest of us were devising it all afternoon. Where were you?!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Kids in the arcade, couldn't get rid of them.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53- Jo coming to the game? - I don't know.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Haven't seen her.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Hey, big man. Quick word?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Are you joking? I'm just about to start a football match.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- Well, I thought you might want to know before you start.- Hurry up.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07I'm in a position to offer you thirty grand for your share of the arcade.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Are you joking? I'm not selling.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14It's worth way more than that. And I'm about to start a football match!
0:31:14 > 0:31:16OK, maybe I could budge a grand or two.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20Oh, and before you start your wee game here, here's something to consider,
0:31:20 > 0:31:23you been wondering where Gabriel was this afternoon?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Or Jo?
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Anyway, I don't want to interrupt your game. Best man win and all that.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Right, I'm playing for that team!
0:31:40 > 0:31:44SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:31:54 > 0:31:56You're kidding me, aren't you?
0:31:56 > 0:32:01- You OK?- Aye.- Free kick, that way. - BLOWS WHISTLE
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Go on. See how the numpties are getting on.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- Sure?- Yeah, it's dead in there.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12I know but... Are you OK?
0:32:12 > 0:32:13Are you?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Go on. Go and have a laugh.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19For both of us. Goodness knows we could do with it.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24The game that good?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Seen what I needed to.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Worried you might be closing up.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- For a game of football? - Yeah, us business people.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33No time for games, eh?
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Calm down. I won't tell you again.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50He's down! He's down!
0:33:03 > 0:33:05What is wrong with you two? This is unbelievable!
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- He done me first!- Listen to you. You're like a kid. Penalty!
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Those boys are trying to kill each other!
0:33:10 > 0:33:15- Poor Leo.- Joanne, what's going on?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Too hard to explain right now, Mum.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I'll explain later.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22What's going on with those two? Give us a shot.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Come on! Get back on here! This is your big chance.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Are you off your head? What is a penalty?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- What are you doing?- Let her take it!
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Are you daft? Nothing personal.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34No, it's just all women, isn't it?
0:33:34 > 0:33:38Raymond, who's taking this penalty!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Just try your best.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45See when you get there, try and kick it straight, OK?
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Do your best, darling.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Stella! Stella!
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- Leo, don't! - Get your hands off me, Leo!
0:34:15 > 0:34:16I knew it all along!
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- Then you knew something I didn't!
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Woah! Enough.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Game over.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Will you tell them, or should I?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- Can we just talk about this later, please?- What about you, Jo?
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Anything you want to tell everybody?
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Leo, please.- My own brother!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Jo!- What the hell's going on?
0:34:42 > 0:34:45Will you just... leave it, all right?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Same again.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Either its good news, or very bad.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Either way, don't tell me.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57Last thing I'd do.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Well! I feel as if I've done a good day's work.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05What do you think?
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Give this lady whatever she wants.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Employee of the month?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13- Something like that. - That's very kind of you, Mr. Murdoch.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15I'll go mad. A wee voddy and orange.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17And no' that fresh stuff.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19That Jo lassie,
0:35:19 > 0:35:22she's that sharp she'd cut herself.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25This business that you're working on,
0:35:25 > 0:35:29- something to do with the arcade? - Could be.
0:35:29 > 0:35:34So you're taking a slice of the action?
0:35:35 > 0:35:37You watch too much telly.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39I'm just interested in your business.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Employee of the month, remember?
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Yeah. Good girl.
0:35:43 > 0:35:49But if I don't tell you everything my business, Molly, know this, it's for your own safety.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51I can't risk too good a mole out there.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56You just reminded me of a golden rule.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Always go it alone.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- What have you done?! - You told me to make an offer to Leo.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- So I did. - How did he know about me and Gabriel?
0:36:15 > 0:36:18The detail doesn't matter. You wanted out, I didn't.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22- Did you have to embarrass us? Humiliate Leo in front of everyone?!- Oh, no, that was you.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Me? Pure business.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Seems to me you got what you wanted.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I didn't need to see Leo destroyed along the way!
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Sometimes, a deal, it just needs an extra wee nudge.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Look, hit me if you want.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07You've every right.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11You admit it?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14I didn't go behind your back.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17I never planned for this to happen.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18I love her, Leo.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Love?
0:37:21 > 0:37:23I don't think so, Gabe.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25You want my woman.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28This is between you and me.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30No, you've got it wrong, Leo.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34You've been making moves on her behind my back for ages.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- What gives you that idea? - You've finally worn her down.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39I haven't been making moves.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42It just happened.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44If I could change things...
0:37:44 > 0:37:47But what can I do?
0:37:47 > 0:37:50We need each other.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53You were certainly made for each other.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56What's next, Gabriel?
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You want the business?
0:38:00 > 0:38:04- The shirt off my back?! - Course I don't want your business.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06In fact,
0:38:06 > 0:38:11- I'll give you my share.- And now, Lenny Murdoch wants to buy me out!
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Why would he think I want out?
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Right. You two.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Explain.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Just stay out of this, Michael.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22For once, this is something you can't sort.
0:38:24 > 0:38:25We're leaving tonight.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27We've decided.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Wouldn't be fair on any of us, staying here.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Maybe, one day you might believe me.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36I'm sorry, Leo.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Woah! Enough!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Think what you want, Leo.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46I'll sign over my share of the business to you tonight,
0:38:46 > 0:38:48before I go.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Me and Jo are starting afresh.
0:38:50 > 0:38:55You and Jo?! Am I hearing right?! Gabriel!
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Raymond, wait? Tell me.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08It was unbelievable. You'd never have guessed.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- She's got a really good first touch. And her penalty....- Not Stella!
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- Jo and the Brodies!- Who knows?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Something about Jo cheating.- On Leo?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18I don't know. I was down the other end of the park.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20I'll tell you, see taking a penalty,
0:39:20 > 0:39:23it's not as easy as you might think. It takes guts, precision and...
0:39:23 > 0:39:27You're hopeless. I'm going to go and ask somebody who knows the important things.
0:39:29 > 0:39:35- What was that all about?- I have no idea.- That turned out so much better than I imagined! In every way!
0:39:35 > 0:39:38The second you get in, Zinnie, change out of those things!
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Your family are doing my head in.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42She's your family not mine!
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Yeah but your dad and your brothers out there?
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Saddoes or what?!
0:39:59 > 0:40:00I think he's expecting you.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11We got a deal?
0:40:11 > 0:40:14There's an extra grand in there. For brisk business.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Take it.
0:40:16 > 0:40:17You might as well now.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26And here was me thinking I'd need to brush up on my defensive skills.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- Why does everyone think I'm going to hit them?- I would.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Why would I waste my time breaking your bones?
0:40:31 > 0:40:36Heard you'd had a bad day, I thought you might be leaving a trail of blood behind you.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Yeah, well...
0:40:37 > 0:40:39It's not over till it's over.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46I don't understand.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Mum, it's simple. It's the simplest thing that's ever happened to me.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- Gabriel and I are in love.- Och, Jo!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54I thought it was all over.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Leo's nice, and everything.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59But it all just became blindingly clear this morning.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02I'm glad it's blindingly clear to somebody.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05I never meant for Leo to find out, not like that.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07It's partly my fault, but it wasn't intentional.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12- Partly your fault?- Mum I'm sorry. I know it wasn't nice for you either.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14But please.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I've finally found someone at last.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Heaven knows I've been around the houses.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21But he's what's right for me.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26And now you're just going to go away with him? Just like that?
0:41:26 > 0:41:29After what's happened, we have to.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33But not far. And not for long.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36This is your answer to everything, Jo.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- Running away.- Mum, don't.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41I don't need this.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46I suppose I should be used to you taking off.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53Jo, are you sure this is what you really want?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Never more sure of anything.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59So, Conor wasn't ogling Zinnie at all.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01I didn't say he was ogling her.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04I'm just saying she shouldn't be walking around the house like that.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07No, Michael. You did say he was ogling her.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- But it wasn't him, was it?- What?
0:42:10 > 0:42:13It never occurred to me...
0:42:13 > 0:42:16- that you...- That I what?!
0:42:16 > 0:42:20- If you've got issues with young women, Michael... - I do not have "issues" with Zinnie!
0:42:20 > 0:42:23What is it with the men in your family? You've all got issues with women!
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Don't bring Gabriel and Leo into this! I've had enough of them today.
0:42:26 > 0:42:32Look, Leyla, Zinnie was parading around in front of me, deliberately.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33I don't believe this.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36You really think a beautiful young girl like her would give you the come-on?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39You could be her father...easily!
0:42:39 > 0:42:42I didn't say she was coming on to me, I'm just saying...
0:42:42 > 0:42:47- Why else would she parade in front of you?!- I don't know!
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Hey, is everything OK?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58- SHE LAUGHS - That's what he said to me!
0:43:00 > 0:43:01Come in, come in.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04The Brodies are always welcome here.
0:43:04 > 0:43:05Off you go.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16- What did you say to Leo? - When, exactly?
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- I'm a sociable guy.- Before the game.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Oh, well since you own the lesser part of the business
0:43:21 > 0:43:25I thought your brother would have talked to you about it.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28I had a quick business meeting with him. He sold me his shares.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32We're partners.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- He's sold?- Half an hour ago. I made him a good offer.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Now, if you'd like to consider selling yours.- No.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42Was there any other party involved in this deal?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Other party? I don't know, what do you mean?
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Well, my brother had mentioned that you'd spoken to Jo.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50So you have both talked about it. That's nice.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53I always think these things should be out in the open.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Joanne Rossi?
0:43:55 > 0:43:56Yeah, with her being partners with Leo,
0:43:56 > 0:43:58in the personal sense,
0:43:58 > 0:44:01she had a certain involvement.
0:44:01 > 0:44:02What kind of involvement?
0:44:02 > 0:44:07To be honest with you, I couldn't quite understand her position, or her complicated proposals.
0:44:07 > 0:44:13And since she didn't have anything to sell me, I didn't pay much attention, I'm afraid.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Should I?
0:44:16 > 0:44:18I don't know.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27I'm so sorry if I caused a problem here. I didn't think.
0:44:27 > 0:44:31It's fine. We're just making something out of nothing.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34- What are you talking about? - It just never occurred to me
0:44:34 > 0:44:37that I should be careful about how I dress in front of you.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40- But of course, I realise now...- What?
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Well, it's more about the boys. It's just the age they're at.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46It's nothing for you to worry about. Sorry I dragged you into this.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48No, I made Michael feel uncomfortable.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50And, I'll be more careful in future.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- What is happening? - I'll explain later. Good.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58That's that all sorted then, eh? If you don't mind, I'm shattered.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59I'm going for a lie down.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01You not going to speak to your brothers?
0:45:01 > 0:45:02I'll deal with them in the morning.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I'd better get back to the surgery and tidy up.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14You don't have to leave.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- We could face all this together. - Mum!
0:45:16 > 0:45:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:45:18 > 0:45:20That'll be him,
0:45:20 > 0:45:22I'll get it.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25You and me are going on another adventure.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27This'll be the best one. I swear.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30With Gabriel. You like Gabriel, don't you?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Come on, Romeo.
0:45:41 > 0:45:42Ready?
0:45:42 > 0:45:45I've just got a few things to sort out.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47I know it must be hard for you after what happened today.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49No second thoughts?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51I had a talk with Leo.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53I thought we were going to do that together.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55Then I went to see Lenny.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Whatever Lenny says...
0:45:58 > 0:46:01You were talking to him about getting Leo to sell the arcade.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05Yes, I was, but that was...
0:46:05 > 0:46:09He implied, that you knew a way to break up mine and Leo's partnership.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13Gabe, remember what we talked about this morning.
0:46:13 > 0:46:14How we were both fighting it.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16We both thought we hated each other.
0:46:16 > 0:46:21We've both done and said some terrible things. But now we know.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Why would you want Lenny Murdoch to have the arcade?
0:46:24 > 0:46:27I don't care what Lenny Murdoch has or hasn't got!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29We've talked about this.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31I was furious with you. You were with me.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33None of it matters now.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35It's like we've woken up.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Clean sheet, Gabriel. Remember?
0:46:41 > 0:46:46- Raymond, did you know footballers think about sexism every ten seconds?- Very good(!)
0:46:46 > 0:46:49If you ever want the offside rule explained, just give me a shout.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Don't want to rain on your parade Raymond, but that other team were a shambles.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Aye, and we had the most crazy of them all.
0:46:54 > 0:46:55What was going on with Leo, man?
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Don't think he touched the ball once. Was too busy scything down Gabriel.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00What was it he said at the end?
0:47:00 > 0:47:03Looks like Jo was playing one off the other.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06I'd thank you all not to make gossip out of other people's misfortunes.
0:47:08 > 0:47:12Lets just keep slagging off Raymond. More fun.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15So the plan was, drive a wedge between me and Leo,
0:47:15 > 0:47:19tip off Lenny, and then he's ready to make his move?
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Yes. It was. But that was before.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27That's a pretty vicious plan though.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30We lose the business,
0:47:30 > 0:47:32and the family's broken up forever.
0:47:32 > 0:47:33I don't know what I was thinking.
0:47:33 > 0:47:37- But it's all over now.- But it's not.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Leo's sold.
0:47:40 > 0:47:44No. Maybe we can sort it.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- I'll speak to Lenny. - That's the problem, Jo.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48It's all worked out.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51You've pulled it off exactly as planned.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54No! How can you say that?
0:47:54 > 0:47:56I never planned to leave here with you tonight.
0:47:56 > 0:48:02I never planned to leave my family, drag my son away. I never planned to actually fall in love with you!
0:48:02 > 0:48:03But how will I ever know that?
0:48:03 > 0:48:05How will I ever know the difference?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Oh, Gabriel. Isn't it obvious?
0:48:07 > 0:48:12- Don't you still feel it?- Yes.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Yes, I do.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16But that just makes it worse.
0:48:16 > 0:48:20I mean, what? For the rest of my life,
0:48:20 > 0:48:23doubt what you say, what you do?
0:48:23 > 0:48:26My feelings haven't changed,
0:48:26 > 0:48:28but I know one thing,
0:48:30 > 0:48:32we can't have a life together.
0:48:32 > 0:48:37- Gabriel!- I'm sorry, Jo.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40We got so close.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00- You did that on purpose!- What?!
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- I made your dad perv on me? - He did not perv out on you!
0:49:03 > 0:49:06You swan in here flashing your all, where's anyone going to look?
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Eh, the other way? And I wasn't flashing anyone.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11I came in here in a big bath towel
0:49:11 > 0:49:13- thinking the place was empty. - Yeah, right.
0:49:13 > 0:49:18- And he just starts looking at me. - No he didn't. I bet he told you to get dressed properly.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19He'd be worried about the boys.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- Yeah, that was his excuse too. - I know what you're up to.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25You're trying to get him in trouble, with Leyla.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28Has she got any reason to think...?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30- What?- In their past?
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Older guys, they just forget they're old.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36My dad's not like that!
0:49:36 > 0:49:37It's a creepy thought though.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41- Just walking around the house and some old guy is like...- Stop it!
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Stop talking about him like that.
0:49:44 > 0:49:45Nicole!
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Somebody here to see you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57Gabriel.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11£31,000.
0:50:11 > 0:50:15What my life here has amounted to.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17I'm so sorry, Leo.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19No, it was a fair deal.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22All packed?
0:50:24 > 0:50:27He's not coming back for you, you know that?
0:50:28 > 0:50:32But you can't stay here either.
0:50:32 > 0:50:37- What makes you say that?- I know you better than you give me credit for.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39If you go...
0:50:39 > 0:50:40I know it's not on my account.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42And anyway,
0:50:42 > 0:50:47I'm leaving. I've got even less of a reason to stay here than you have.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49You've got options.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52- Do I?- You've got family here.
0:50:52 > 0:50:56History. Not all bad.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59You can hang on, see if you can bring Gabriel round.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01I don't think so.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Me neither. Still, it's an option.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06Not for me, it's not.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09You've got nowhere to go. And you don't travel alone.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11- I've got Romeo. - That's not what I mean.
0:51:11 > 0:51:13I've got friends.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15London. Australia.
0:51:15 > 0:51:20- Come with me.- You and me?
0:51:20 > 0:51:22After everything that's happened?
0:51:25 > 0:51:28I should want to kill you.
0:51:30 > 0:51:32But I don't.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Never want to see you again.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37But I do.
0:51:37 > 0:51:42You got some kind of weird Brodie-bewitching power?
0:51:42 > 0:51:45I couldn't.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49I'll look after you.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52You and Romeo.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54Me and the kid get on OK.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Even if it's just for a couple of days.
0:52:00 > 0:52:05- I could never... - And I would never ask you to.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08I don't want you to get your hopes up.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13I'm willing to go the extra mile that Gabe couldn't.
0:52:16 > 0:52:17Wouldn't.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Like Lenny Murdoch says, deal in realities.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21I'm leaving. You're leaving.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Might as well share the journey.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27- That's crazy.- I've got a mate, he's got a house down south.
0:52:27 > 0:52:28He's on a tour. Away for six months.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30It's got two bedrooms.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34You're a decent guy, Leo.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41That's something I've not heard much in my life.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47I've kept out of it. Gina and Jo need space.
0:52:47 > 0:52:52You must know something. Gina's not answering her phone.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54Oh! Think I might be about to find out.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58- Gabriel?- Pint.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05- He's not a happy bunny. - Wherever Jo goes...
0:53:05 > 0:53:06That's right. Blame the woman.
0:53:06 > 0:53:10No, I'm jealous. A trail of broken hearts and men behind you?
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Right, I've going to get going. Amazing what one kick of the ball can do to you.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Hang on, Stella.
0:53:15 > 0:53:16I want to present you with this.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Ladies and Gentleman I would like to present the award
0:53:20 > 0:53:22for the Man of the Match to...
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Sorry. The...Player of the Match...
0:53:25 > 0:53:29- You're getting there. - Thank you! ..to Stella.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31APPLAUSE
0:53:31 > 0:53:32Well deserved!
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Don't look at it too closely.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37It's one of my old pub golf trophies from about ten years ago.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Thanks, Raymond. I'm honoured.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- Truly.- I still think that your penalty kick
0:53:42 > 0:53:45was mostly down to my coaching skills.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51He's happy enough playing.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Thanks.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55Taxi will be here in a minute.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59Jo, darling, you don't have to go anywhere.
0:53:59 > 0:54:00You've got nowhere to go.
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Leo, will you do me a favour and go and get Romeo organised, and I'll be right behind you.
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Sure.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12It's too hard to explain, Mum.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16- I'll ring you.- You don't have to explain anything to anybody.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Just don't go!
0:54:18 > 0:54:21- Why do you have to go?!- Karma?
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Some kind of poetic justice.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I can't stay here.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29Think of it as a kind of a penance.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32- Come on, please! - Hey, it almost worked out.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Just one tiny detail not quite right.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39We'll be fine. Really.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41And you know, Mum,
0:54:41 > 0:54:45given the choice of moving on or standing still...
0:54:45 > 0:54:46Jo!
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Got to make the best of a bad job.
0:54:50 > 0:54:51That's what you always say.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05Hi.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14TURNS OFF TV
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Michael, I am really sorry.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20You're a lightening rod, Zinnie, you know that?
0:55:20 > 0:55:24- I'm sure you don't mean it, but you attract trouble. - That's not fair!
0:55:24 > 0:55:27I'm not accusing you of anything,
0:55:27 > 0:55:30but tread gently, yeah?
0:55:30 > 0:55:32You could cause mayhem in an empty house.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41- Shame the game didn't go so well for everyone though, eh?
0:55:41 > 0:55:43Aye, I know. Poor Gabriel.
0:55:43 > 0:55:44He looked devastated.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Gabriel.
0:56:37 > 0:56:41There's nothing he likes more than laying down the law, now I have to beg for my own money.
0:56:41 > 0:56:46- Bangkok?!- I was just looking. - You're a liar, you were one click away from buying a ticket.
0:56:46 > 0:56:47Oh, and wouldn't you be glad to be shot of me?
0:56:47 > 0:56:50- Amber, I miss you.- Really?
0:56:50 > 0:56:56You put one foot near my daughter, OK, you'll never get past me, pal, never.
0:56:56 > 0:57:00I can't support you any more, you've got one week to find another place to live.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03You don't know what you've done with your pack of lies.
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