06/12/2011

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0:00:21 > 0:00:25TV: 'Romping Ramsden just gets there.'

0:00:25 > 0:00:27We did it, Dr D!

0:00:27 > 0:00:32Romping Ramsden on the nose. Please tell me, you did put a bet on?

0:00:32 > 0:00:36I've a good mind to take Callum and head off into the sunset, so I have.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Is that what you want? Is it?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40You need to stop gobbing off.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43And let's see you put in a bit of groundwork.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Another day, another dollar.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You've got me going.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Bob's kept me awake half the night with his snoring.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Poor Stella. At least there's a wall between us and the racket.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Working on a Saturday. You're keen.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Dedication's my middle name.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I wonder if he snores.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Wouldnae mind finding out.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Oh, you're very welcome(!)

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, sorry, thanks, love.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Any chance of some toast?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Sure.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Can you read Dan's scrawl?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Looks like ISQ?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21In status quo.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23His writing's dreadful, even for a doctor.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28And yours is so neat. Look, we need to talk before the kids come down.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- HE SNEEZES Bless you.- That's all I need.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Can you get me a hankie, please?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Actually, scrap the toast. Can I have some cereal instead?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- I don't know what to get them.- Who?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The children. For Christmas?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Give them a card with some cash. They can get their own presents.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- It's not very personal. - Here we go. More hieroglyphics.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56We need to come up with some ideas.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Well, whatever you think's fine by me. Any chance of some orange juice?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02HE SNEEZES

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Bless you.- I think I'm coming down with something.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I'll get you some tablets. Can't be too careful.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Could be man flu.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Couldn't sleep.- Tell me about it. You tossed and turned all night.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Must be my conscience.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Robbie says you don't have one.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, is that right? You're Cinderella and I'm the big bad wolf.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Cinderella had a fairy godmother.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44The defence rests.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Excited about today?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Terrified.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52I mean...first time we've been out alone. What if the kid hates me?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's not "the kid," he's Cal.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And you are his kindly old granddad Lenny.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yeah.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I mean, who couldn't love me?

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Be back in a bit.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12They're my football socks!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Tough. I got them first! - Give me them back.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Get off!!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oi! Next person I hear's grounded.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- That's fair!- Do you want grounded right now, madam?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Can't you see your dad's busy?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Go and get some bacon rolls at the Oyster. All of you!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Forget it! I'm out of here. - Where're you going?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33The surgery! Siberia! Anywhere there's peace and quiet!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37OK, but just so you know, I'm inviting Zinnie for Christmas.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Er, no, you're not. - It's the season of goodwill!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Let's keep it that way! - She's family!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Don't remind me.- So that's it. I don't get a say in anything any more?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- I need dropped in town. - And the boys have got football. It's Adeeb's first day back.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55So take them. And explain Santa has to work Saturdays!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Well, don't just stand there!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, sorry, I didnae know you were in!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Just catching up on some work. - On a Saturday?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24You're taking the hypocritical oath too far, son.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I was hoping to hoover.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I'll get out from under your feet.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'll just shut down the computer.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Data protection.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Don't bother. I know what's on it. Mrs Baxter's irritable bowel.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39And Old McGarrity's liver.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Wi' yon red nose, I could diagnosis it in the dark.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Not much gets past you, Mrs O'Hara.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Aye, it's just as well I'm no' a gossip, eh?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Great minds, eh? I can't get a minute's peace in the house.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Any chance of a coffee?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I'm the cleaner, no' the char lady.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Just milk. Dan?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm off. I was in early doors.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I wouldn't mind going over some of these patients' notes.- Can it keep?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm up to my eyes and I need to...

0:06:05 > 0:06:06HE SNEEZES

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Bless you.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Looks like it's just me for the coffee.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11HE SNEEZES

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh! Bless you.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Didn't take you long!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Why would it?

0:06:27 > 0:06:32- Maybe get it in your mouth next time.- Don't know how he missed it.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hey, I need your help around the house.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37We've got football practice.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Well, you can tidy your rooms for a "kick-off."

0:06:46 > 0:06:48I must sound like a right nag.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- You're a mum. It's your job.- I'm trying to keep them occupied while I shop online for their presents.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Christmas is weeks away. - You sound just like Michael.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- You know how to hurt a guys' feelings! - He suggested we give them cash.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03That's our Mick for you. Sentimental as an old corpy brick.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- I'd better let you go.- Some chance. I've got to take my lot into town.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11- He's at work.- I can do that. I need to go and look at some new machines for the Arcade later.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Could you? Say about 11?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- I could get Kelly-Marie to cover. - You're a godsend.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Well, my mum did call me Gabriel.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- 45 change.- Cheers.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Try dreaming in your spare time.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Back to the sweat shop.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Hey! I nearly spilt those coffees all over myself.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Could have been worse, son. Could've spilt them on me.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Talk about drawing daggers. - To most people, that's a metaphor.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46This and, eh, a dozen scratch cards, please.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Why no'? Life's for the living.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Yeah, and I don't want to spend mine in here.- I won't be a moment.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53When you're ready, Doc.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh. Sorry, your card's been rejected.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- There must be some mistake. - No worries. Hand the money in later.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06You sure?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07I'm looking forward to it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16When you've got a minute. I'm looking for some comics.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You know, newspapers for the weans.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I'm sure you've heard of 'em.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Dan, wait up!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Bacon rolls? One better be for me.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Saves Liz cooking, doesn't it? She does enough as it is.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39You got that right. If it wasn't for Malcolm and Liz, I'd be in a bedsit now.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Keeping that one for Christmas?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49100 quid!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51You must be my lucky charm.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Look, just don't go rubbing me. People would talk.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Is that horse you bet on running again?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Romping Ramsden? 1:30 at Wolverhampton.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I might risk a fiver. Any other tips?

0:09:00 > 0:09:05Aye. Never keep old Malcolm waiting for a bacon roll.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Ah, there you are.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Malcolm was saying you must've left the country!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Thought my ears were burning. There you go.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, thank you, dear. It's really kind of you.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19You shouldn't have. There's mail for you there, Dan.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22That one looks kinda official.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Solicitors!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32My wife wants more maintenance due to my new practice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Hell hath no fury like a women scorned, eh? Still remember that from school.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- You actually went to one?- Very funny.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43The rest of your mail's no' too clever. There'll be bailiffs at the door next.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47It's nothing I can't handle. Still, Christmas could be tight this year.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Good reason not to risk your hard-earned on the gee gees.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I think I'll go and give Liz a hand.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00What's all that?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Hear the patter in that deli, you'd think nobody had ever asked for a comic before.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- You're taking Cal to the zoo.- It's for the next time he comes round.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Concentrate on this time and don't... - Count your chickens. Yeah, yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Granny hen doesn't want you near her chick.- Yeah, well Granny hen better keep her beak out.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23What's wrong?

0:10:23 > 0:10:29- You're not fit to go anywhere! - Are you a doctor!? I'm taking my grandwean out, and that's final!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Who the hell do you think you're talking to?- I never meant...

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- I know what you meant. You're too used to getting your own way. - I am not cancelling, OK?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'll go and see the doc afore I go.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44There's nothing that cow'd like better than for me to call off.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Sounds reasonable. You missed your vocation. Should've been a lawyer.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Trouble is I blush when I lie.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Look, why not put it back for a few days?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Let that old boiler claim I backed out?- You look like death.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Thank you. I needed a lift.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Look, if you're that worried, come with me and Cal.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- I'll grab my cardi and knitting needles.- It's the zoo. You won't need a Zimmer.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Says the man taking dizzy turns. Anyway, he's your grandson.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Doesn't stop you giving me advice every two seconds about him.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- I'm just trying to help, but of course you'll know best. - Don't say you weren't asked.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Some of us have to work for a living. - You'd better get goin' then, eh?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Don't want to keep your boss waiting!

0:11:23 > 0:11:28Just sit yourself down, Liz. Me an' Dan'll do the washing up.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I'm not completely helpless. - I'd better go.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Half-day closing.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, of course, the Christmas Club money.

0:11:36 > 0:11:41I don't like you walking about with all that cash. It's not safe.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Don't worry. It's only a couple of hundred yards.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yes, but anybody could be hanging about.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I saw off the last lot who tried that malarkey, didn't I?

0:11:49 > 0:11:54Yes. You were very brave indeed, but what if they'd been armed?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57She's right, Malcolm. Old folk are a target for that type of scum.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Who're you calling old? - I think he means mature.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- But he's right. You've only got to read the paper. - And not just the racing page.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08You'd prop me up in a corner with a pipe and slippers if you could.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Will you go?- I would, Liz.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16- But I need to get Mike's kids, and that queue in the bank on a Saturday...- I'll do it.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19I've got to collect my keys and cash my winning ticket.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24There it is, Dan. Hey, it's mounting up, so be careful.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26There's 1,100 in there.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Don't worry, it'll be safe with me.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I wouldnae know how to switch on a computer, never mind work one.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Well, somebody's been mucking about online, and it wasn't me!

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Everything OK? - The computers have caught a virus.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42In a doctors'! Funny that, eh?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Oh, I bet the bill's hilarious. What websites you been on?

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- I can't think just now.- Well, try! - All right, none!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55- These machines aren't for surfing the net when you've nothing to do. - I've plenty, thanks.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Which is why I was in first thing. If you'll excuse me, I left my keys.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01You couldn't get out the door fast enough!

0:13:01 > 0:13:06Oh, and by the way, next time you have to hand-write a patient's notes, try making them legible!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Right, I need to call the technician.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Where's the phone book?- I dunno.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Try gettin' him online.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23BLEEPING

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Hello?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Yeah, I'm one of the partners.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Our overdraft?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40No, unfortunately, we've had some computer trouble.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Of course.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Look, I'm going to have to call you back.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I'm in the middle of a meeting right now.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48OK. Thanks. Bye.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Time's Uncle Gabriel coming?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Soon. I hope you've tidied your rooms.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Mum, what are you doing?- Never mind.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Go and get ready and don't keep Gabriel waiting.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09(I bet she's buying our Christmas presents.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12(She's leaving it late. Be lucky if they get here in time.)

0:14:12 > 0:14:17Ah, Conor, does that mean you're not going to leave a carrot out for Rudolph this year?

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Hey, Leyla, you seen Nicoles' room? It's a pit.- Least it's not a health hazard, like theirs.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23The smell of socks would knock you out!

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I told you to tidy them. Do it now, or no-one's going anywhere!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29DOORBELL RINGS

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Somebody get that, please! - Make your mind up!- I'll get it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Might be Uncle Gabriel.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Leyla! It's Amber's dad.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44- Hi.- Your man in?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- He's at the surgery this morning. - No sweat. I'll see him over there.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- He's not seeing any patients. - I'm sure he'll stretch a point.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54It's his day off. You'll have to make an appointment next week.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Unless it's an emergency.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00No, no, it's no problem.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I'll catch him later. Sorry for bothering you.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Don't worry. My computer's off.- Dan.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10I've a medical degree, but when it comes to computers, I'm not...

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Can I get a word in? - The floor's yours.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I was worried about the cost. The IT guy charges a fortune.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18He's been out twice in the last fortnight.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22It's a real hassle trying to sort out patient notes without the computer.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23OK. Forget it.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'd no right sounding off.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm sorry.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Apology accepted.- Cheers.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- D'you want me to handle that if you're busy?- Are you sure?

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Course. I'm done here.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39Good man. The fact is, there's no point getting frustrated with each other.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I mean, we both have to foot half the bills, don't we?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Yes, well, that would be appreciated.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21OK. Thank you. Bye.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26That was quick. The technician won't be here for two hours.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29You do realise we're ruled by robots?

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Better they go on the blink today than when we've patients.- Get out!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Your positivity's contagious and I'm not in the mood.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38PHONE RINGS

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh! This just gets even better.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Who is it?- It's um... health and safety.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46You cleaned the toilets yet?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Hm.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Hey, how's it going, roomie?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- The usual? - No, I'll take £100 worth.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Cheers.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16MUTTERING

0:17:18 > 0:17:22All right, I won't then! Either way, I'm gonnae be there in ten minutes.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Listen, I'm gonna be late picking up Cal. That all right?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You're the one that keeps bangin' on about getting him.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I know, I'm sorry. It cannae be helped.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'm covering for Gabriel. So you'll need to pick him up at my ma's.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Lucky white heather. Listen, don't you be overworking this lassie.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43She's got her hands full enough with my grandson.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46I'm touched by your concern, but I need to head into town.

0:17:46 > 0:17:52- The machines you wanted looked at? And I need to drop Mick's boys off at the football.- What?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, right. Here. Get them a fish supper from me.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Keep their strength up.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I was a pretty good player, when I was younger.

0:18:01 > 0:18:06Can you imagine what would happen when you scored against his team?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20It's not a case of dropping by when you don't feel up to scratch.

0:18:20 > 0:18:26- What was I supposed to do, pray I made it to Monday?- You have to start taking things seriously.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30There's no quick fix for your condition. Steroids merely alleviate the symptoms.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31That's all I want.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36I have to administer the injections over a number of days, and you've already had one course.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41- So how many am I allowed? - The guidelines recommend no more than three in a year.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Well, that's, one down, two to go, isn't it?- Don't be ridiculous.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53There are treatments that will slow down the progression of the disease itself.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I'm listening. - Disease modifying drugs, DMDs.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01They come in pre-prepared injections.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03You want me to stick a needle in myself?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's not as simple as that.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09C'mon, Doc, give me the shot, eh, just so I can take out my grandson?

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Lenny!- Eh, if you knew how much this means to me.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Come on.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Give me a break, eh?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Thanks again, Doc.

0:19:21 > 0:19:28Remember, that shot won't take effect right away, and I want you back here tomorrow for the next one.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Like I said...

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Thanks very much. - I can't accept that.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34C'mon, put it in the weans' Christmas stockings.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38An' you're Gabriel's brother.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Genetics is a complex business.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- What did he want? - His own way, as usual.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Look, I'm aware the limit's been reached.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57That was our Christmas sweepstake. I don't know about other bets.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm not suggesting the card was stolen.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Look, it'll be paid back as soon as possible.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I thought you were in the arcade. That's none of your business.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Well, I'm making it mine.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- You've bet three grand of the surgery's money! - Don't be ridiculous.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Fine. Let's show this to Michael, then. We'll get his take.- No!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Everything all right?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- It's fine.- We were just talking about that horse from before.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- Gambling. Waste of money. - Unless you're playing cards with your mates down the Centre, eh?

0:20:27 > 0:20:33Cribbage? A penny a point? Hardly the Casino Royale.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Right, I need to go and get Mick's kids. I'll be back. - What about that letter I gave you?

0:20:38 > 0:20:42I'll keep hold of it for now. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Thought you were busy at work.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I've been getting coffee for Hayley.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Way to go, Cinderella. - What'd the doctor say?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01My blood sugar's low. I've not been eating properly.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Me and the wee man'll sort that out. Pity you cannae come.- Lenny. - You're busy, you're busy.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I just dropped in to wish you luck.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- I'm actually trying to be nice here. - Is that what you're doing?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I thought you came to give me a lecture.

0:21:16 > 0:21:21- One for the road.- You aff yer heid? You're picking the wee man up in five minutes!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- It is a lecture! Just not from you! - You're taking him to Edinburgh Zoo.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27You're driving. I need one of these to face your missus.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- She smells your breath, the day out's over.- He's right. You're making it easy for her.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- What is it, a double act now? - Ignore him. It's how he acts when people show they care.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Shucks. Now I'm all embarrassed. - Like that could ever happen.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Just do yourself a favour and remember to bite your tongue, yeah?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46That not your boss shouting on you?

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Lenny, lighten up, eh?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57You don't know a good thing when you've got it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, I know all right. But don't let on, though.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02I've got a reputation to maintain.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- The elusive Miss Keener. - Are you crazy? Lenny could see us.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17I'm beginning to wonder if that's a bad thing. Not so fast.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20We have an agreement, and so far I'm the only one sticking to it.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Tell you what, I'll ask if he's any criminal enterprises on the go, because I want to set him up.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Lose the attitude. Unless you want to forget our deal.- I want him to suffer more than you know.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32- But if I push too hard...- I get it.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You two seem pretty cosy just now.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I thought that was the point.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40I'm having to sleep with him. He makes my flesh creep.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Right. You know Grandpa Jimmy?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Well, this is... This is Lenny.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Grandpa Lenny. You all right, wee man?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- He was fine till now. - Just a wee a bit shy?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Aye. Takes after you.

0:23:04 > 0:23:09Listen, darlin', Grandpa Lenny's gonnae be taking you out for a wee while. But not for long.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Look, I've got some Jelly-Babies.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16Gonna rot his teeth. Plus, he's no' had his lunch yet.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20My fault. I didn't know. We'll leave these here for after.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Tell you what? Why don't we go out for burger an' chips?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm no' wanting him fed any of that muck! He'll get mad cow disease.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29I wouldnae dream of it. Too much of that about already.

0:23:29 > 0:23:36I was thinking of taking him over to the Oyster. It's not exactly Michelin Star, but it's friendly.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Right, darlin', off you go with Grandpa Lenny.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Sooner you're away, sooner you'll be back.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48TV PLAYS

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Anyone for a cup of tea? - I'll take one if it's going.

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Dan?

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Dan?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Sorry, Liz. I was miles away.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- I was saying I've put the kettle on. - Nothing for me, thanks.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Hope yon letter didn't upset you.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Letter?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18From your wife's solicitors.

0:24:18 > 0:24:24These things can be very stressful, especially if the court's involved.

0:24:24 > 0:24:29- I'll survive.- I might have a punt on this horse that Gabriel's backed.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- It's even money.- Here he goes again.

0:24:31 > 0:24:36You'd think I'd put my pension on it. Do you fancy a wee flutter, Dan?

0:24:36 > 0:24:41- I'll pass, Malcolm.- Quite right. Don't be drawn in.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Listen. D'you mind putting a fiver on for me?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Actually, I can't. I've still got to pay in your Christmas Club money.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50I got...distracted.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Well, on the way there, you can do it, eh? Save an' old man's bones.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57He's old when it suits him, this one.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Oh, fair enough, but I'll miss the football.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02That would never do.

0:25:02 > 0:25:07It's OK. I'll do it. I'll go to the bookies first.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Ah! Good lad. There we are. Stick it on its nose.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16You remember what your grandpa tells you.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20You look both ways up and down the road before you cross. That's it.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Hey, Doc.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Met my grandson?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28We're old pals.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Hi there, Cal.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Going to tell him where we're going?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35We're going to the zoo to see the animals.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to bet on one.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yeah? What one's that, then?

0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Not for me, it's for Malcolm. Romping Ramsden. Won last week. - Oh, yeah. I remember.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- You'll be lucky to get six to four. - It's even money.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Here, Doc. I heard a wee whisper on that race.

0:25:52 > 0:25:58Cheeky Wasp. Should come in about ten to one. That'd sting the bookies wi' it.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03I'd bet on it myself, but his granny'd have a hairy fit if she seen us in a betting shop.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Taxi for Murdoch!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Be ready in a minute.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Is that you had enough, pal?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Dunno about him, but I'm stuffed.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Here. Keep the change, hen.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Thanks.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Been ages since I had a real burger.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38That drive-through crap's like cardboard.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Language in front of the wee man. You know how they pick things up.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45- You sound like Frances.- Well, everybody needs somebody, Lenny.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Early days.- She seems to want what's best for you.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53- At my age, I like to cover all angles before I commit myself. - You were born that age.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I was a quick learner.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00So will you be, pal, won't you? Your grandpa's going to teach you everything he knows.

0:27:00 > 0:27:05- Granny Scarlett will be delighted. - In fact, I've got some sweeties that she doesn't know about.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09- We won't tell her, will we? Sssh. - That's the way to go, Lenny.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Three years old and you've got him keeping secrets.- Serves her right.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Taking sweeties off the wean when I'm trying to break the ice. Wonder I wasn't strip-searched.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22- Now, now, Lenny.- You better not say anything about the sweeties, or me and Cal'll know who grassed.

0:27:22 > 0:27:26My lips are sealed. Long as I get my share.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- TV:- 'Welcome to the all weather track here at Wolverhampton.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34'Let's have a look at how they bet.'

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Hey, hey. Six to four on? The SP's come in.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39I took the price at the time. It'd never have gone out.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Evens is fine by me. Good lad.

0:27:41 > 0:27:46- It's another language. - That's how I feel about opera.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49'They're off!'

0:27:49 > 0:27:54Oh, I like it. There's too many hurdles at this time of year.

0:27:54 > 0:27:59I'm just not keen on the jumps. Too many risks over the jumps.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03'As they approach the third furlong, the lead stays the same.'

0:28:03 > 0:28:07My jockey's just biding his time here.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09That the racing on?

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Quiet! It's nearly finished.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14'Not much between the first three near the end of this race.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17'250 yards to go. Cheeky Wasp in front.

0:28:17 > 0:28:22'And as they head for home it's Cheeky Wasp, Benny Bhoy...

0:28:22 > 0:28:26- 'But Romping Ramsden's racing up on the inside, he's closing fast!' - Come on, son!

0:28:26 > 0:28:29'At the line, it's Romping Ramsden!'

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Yes!

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Well, we'll not be starving this week, eh?

0:28:37 > 0:28:38What's up?

0:28:38 > 0:28:44Nothing. I had a few of pounds on Cheeky Wasp.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48- I'll go get your winnings. - I'll come with you.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50- You don't have to. - I want to stretch my legs.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54Dan, did you bank the Christmas Club?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Course. I did it this morning. - Get a receipt?

0:28:57 > 0:29:01The queue was out the door. I put it in the night safe.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02I'll pick one up on Monday.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05Good lad. I'm sorry about your horse.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07I'll catch yous later.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Ah.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11That was a flying visit.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Hey. We've some unfinished business. - I can explain.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18- You're bang to rights, pal.- Gabriel.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22- You've been gambling my brother's money! - It's mine too. I'll pay it back.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24You took a hit there.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26How much did you bet?

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Like I said, a few pounds.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30Coming from the guy who just pumped a ton of tokens into the puggies.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33That's your scratch card win right down the swannie.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Fair enough, 50, but I put it on my bank card, not the business's.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38I don't believe you, Dan.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42That bookie doesn't take credit. It's cash on the nail or nothing.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48Oh, no! No, don't tell me! Not the Christmas Club?!

0:29:51 > 0:29:56That money belonged to people who trusted you, took you into their home.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Much did you lose? How much?

0:29:59 > 0:30:02All of it. I'm sorry.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06You call yourself a doctor! You're nothing but a common thief!

0:30:06 > 0:30:10It's no excuse, but it cost me everything I had to buy into the practice,

0:30:10 > 0:30:13- then I've my wife's maintenance money...- My heart bleeds!

0:30:13 > 0:30:15- I'll pay it back, I swear. - Oh, I know you will!

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- And you'll do it today!- How?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Oh, I don't know.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22You can pawn that precious mountain bike of yours for starters.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25And your watch. In fact, I'm going with you.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27My wife gave me that watch.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31You stole off of my family. I want to kick you up and down the street.

0:30:33 > 0:30:37You know what? I'll keep quiet for now,

0:30:37 > 0:30:43but if all that money isn't in by close of play today, all bets are off. Let's go!

0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Hey.- Hey. What happened to slaving over a hot laptop?

0:30:53 > 0:30:56I'm out of ideas and Michael's still at work.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- You don't have any brainwaves, do you?- You know me.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01I get my gifts from the garage on Christmas Eve.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03They don't stock a lot for kids, do they?

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Cannae fob them off with a key-ring and wine.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08But you've more of a clue than Michael.

0:31:08 > 0:31:13- I think the world's turned a few times since either of us were kids.- Still, two heads and all that.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I can't, I already promised Dan I'd go into town with him.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- Don't let that stop you. - No, no, a promise is a promise!

0:31:19 > 0:31:24Trust me, Gabriel. I can take care of this on my own. Bye for now.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Nice guy.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29I'm glad him and Michael hit it off so well.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46That's a good boy, keeping your seatbelt on.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Didn't want you breaking your teeth on the back of Jimmy's baldy head.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52The wee man enjoyed the zoo, eh?

0:31:52 > 0:31:56First time he's seen animals behind bars. Probably deja vu for me an' you though, eh?

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- That's well behind us now. - Aye, you're right.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Look, we bought Auntie Frances a toy.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05- What're we gonnae call him? - How d'you know it's a male? - He's not been moaning yet.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08Well, there'll be somebody moanin' soon enough.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11- You better caw cannae when you take him home.- Don't worry.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14We got his granny a stock of rock.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16But thanks for the tip.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19- Here, one for the driver. - You're all right.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Come on. One granddad to another.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I hope you two have been behaving.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31Thought you were Scarlett there!

0:32:31 > 0:32:34This is your Auntie Frances. Take it you're old enough for that.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Hey there, Cal.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Glad to see one of you's a big boy.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41We bought you a bear. His granny only got a stock of rock.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45- Let's hope she breaks her teeth.- How many times? She's Cal's mum's mum.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- That means she's got clout.- I know!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50But all this humble pie is leaving a bitter taste.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52You want to be a granddad.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53Swallow it and smile!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Here you go.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59CAR BRAKES SCREECH

0:32:59 > 0:33:00Cal!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03What's wrong with you?

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Well?

0:33:20 > 0:33:21What?

0:33:21 > 0:33:24I'm not stupid. Something happened out there, I know it did.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27I got a bit dizzy getting out the cab, it's just the cold.

0:33:27 > 0:33:32- Forget it. If you don't want to tell me, don't. - There's nothing to tell, honest!

0:33:35 > 0:33:40- Y'know, Ewan wasn't much older than Cal when me and his mum split up.- I heard she...passed away.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Now, Ewan's gone, and Amber.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Don't be so morbid. At least your daughter's alive and well.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Yeah, in the jail, thanks to that scumbag McCabe.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54You know, if I could, I'd dig him up and kill him again.

0:33:58 > 0:34:02God must be giving me a second shot, eh? With the wee fella.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05And you.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09Must've done something good in my life, eh?

0:34:09 > 0:34:12PHONE RINGS

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Yeah? How're you doing, pal?

0:34:22 > 0:34:24I was just thinking of warmer climates.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Already?

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Yeah.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Give me a call in a week.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41How do you fancy a wee break?

0:34:41 > 0:34:46- Depends where you're taking me. - I can guarantee you it'll be somewhere nice and somewhere hot.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Why don't you come with us when I take Cal back?

0:34:51 > 0:34:56- Bit of moral support.- Look, Lenny, if you want a bodyguard, just say so.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02Well, that's Conor's ticket booked.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06Hope I'm right. It's probably what I'd have wanted when I was his age.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10He'll be over the moon. Wish I'd thought of it.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Hey. You've got a lot on your mind this time of year.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17With Michael working all hours, it's mostly left up to me.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Any idea what you're getting him?

0:35:19 > 0:35:21A new watch. I've seen one.

0:35:21 > 0:35:26It can tell the time in Glasgow, Rome, and...I don't know, Acapulco!

0:35:26 > 0:35:30Which is pretty handy if you're goin' loco down there.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34I wish! Blimey, we've not been on holiday since we got married.

0:35:34 > 0:35:40Still, now Dan's joined the practice, we can maybe afford a couple of weeks in Spain next year.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42And what's Don Miguel getting you?

0:35:42 > 0:35:46Gabriel, I've dropped so many hints that even Michael might pick up on one.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Remember those earrings you rescued?

0:35:48 > 0:35:54There's a matching necklace. It's not cheap, but it is Christmas.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56You're a very quick learner, so you are.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58I'm teaching him to cross the road.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02So that's what he was doing before? Don't give me the evil eye.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04You owe it to Cal to look after yourself.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Take the wee man a minute, will you?

0:36:09 > 0:36:13- Doc?- Not now. I- think you're going to have to work on that bedside manner.

0:36:13 > 0:36:17We'll talk tomorrow when you come in for your second shot.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Listen, it's about the other drugs.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25Look, I'm not saying I want a tutorial...

0:36:25 > 0:36:29I don't know. Maybe Olga from the Volga could show me the ropes.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31I'll talk to Tatiana.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Why the change of heart?

0:36:34 > 0:36:36She thinks I should take better care of myself.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Glad you listen to somebody.

0:36:41 > 0:36:42I need to use the pc.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Fine, thanks. How are you?

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Computers are down in the surgery.

0:36:47 > 0:36:52- I need to check the company account, make sure we paid that IT bill. - You did!

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Dan said he was doing the mail this morning

0:36:54 > 0:36:58- and he happened to mention that the payment went through.- Course.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02He'll have the invoice. Still, I can't find Mrs Sinclair's file.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04And knowing you, you've tidied it away somewhere.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07I'm not in the habit of hiding files in the house.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Well, it wasn't at the surgery.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13I'll have a look in our room. You were reading notes in bed most of the night.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20So, any idea what you're going to get the good lady?

0:37:20 > 0:37:21- Vouchers, probably.- It's true!

0:37:21 > 0:37:24- Romance isn't dead. - You'd know all about that, eh?

0:37:24 > 0:37:28A fish supper followed by a quick fumble in the back of the van.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31The van's sold and I'm single.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- Your choice of present should reflect... - Let me deal with that, OK?

0:37:35 > 0:37:38- So have you seen Dan on your travels? - Not since he left the surgery.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40What is this, a quiz?

0:37:42 > 0:37:44You left it under the bed.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Thanks, love. Any chance of a sandwich before I head back?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53There he is. Safe and sound.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Were you a good boy at the zoo? - Couldn't be better.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Did Grandpa Lenny take you to the reptile house to meet his pals?

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Oh, I got you a stock of rock.

0:38:01 > 0:38:05- What am I meant to do with that? - Use your imagination.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Saw you in the surgery this morning.

0:38:08 > 0:38:14- Hope you've not got something Cal could catch!- If you must know, he's being recommended to see a hypnotist.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16A what?

0:38:16 > 0:38:17I've heard it all now.

0:38:17 > 0:38:23We might be going abroad on holiday, and, well, Lenny's scared of flying.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24Is that right?

0:38:24 > 0:38:26'Fraid so.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30I've heard everything now! Lenny Murdoch, feart to go on a plane.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33He gets a nosebleed standing on a chair.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35We won't keep you back.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40- You ready?- Remember what your grandpa says, son, you look both ways, OK?- Thanks again.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44Oh, I take it Lenny's to collect Cal at the same time next week?

0:38:46 > 0:38:48If that's what Kelly-Marie says.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Great. Bye for now.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Bye.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Hm. I needed that.

0:38:55 > 0:39:00Tell you what, at this rate, I'm going to have to do a couple of hours on Christmas Day.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01What?

0:39:01 > 0:39:06Believe me. I'm not enamoured with the idea, but I'm snowed under here.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Well, I'm just gonnae check on Kelly-Marie 'fore I get the kids.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13It'll give yous two a chance to talk.

0:39:20 > 0:39:25- How'd you get on at the pawn? - They'll only give me 500.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27- What about the bike? - That's for the bike. And the watch.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31But you owe the club, and three grand to the surgery.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33I'm out of options here, Gabriel.

0:39:33 > 0:39:38- Get on the phone to one of the loan companies. Safer than going to a shark.- They charge an arm and a leg!

0:39:38 > 0:39:42You'll lose a lot more if people find out you've been gambling their savings.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44I'll get you in The Ship later. Move.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46OK, I'll make some calls.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Yeah, you do that, Dan.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Because I cannae keep this from Michael for much longer.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54You call, beg, I don't know, sell your body.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58Just get that money in the bank today.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05- Hear the comment about the reptiles? - Well done, not rising to the bait.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08- Who does she think she is?- Cal's grandmother?

0:40:08 > 0:40:11- I'm his grandfather. She better get it through her skull.- Calm down.

0:40:11 > 0:40:15My daughter is doing time for killing the guy that stabbed her man!

0:40:15 > 0:40:20Does she think what I'm going through? And Jimmy. I gave him a job when nobody else would touch him!

0:40:20 > 0:40:24Her son, he's doing a ten, for dealing that scumbag McCabe's smack.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28Her sister's in and out of jail, and her brother got captured with a prostitute.

0:40:28 > 0:40:34- We're not talking the Waltons here! - I thought we decided this was the best way to play it.- I don't know.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37- I wish you'd let me loose on her back there.- You're right.

0:40:37 > 0:40:42Then the lawyers get involved, look into your past, ask questions. Good thinking, Lenny!

0:40:42 > 0:40:46What does it matter to you what a lightweight like her thinks?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Sorry, I'm just sounding off.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57Quick thinking back there. Hypnotist?

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Don't like the bit about the nosebleed though.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Ah, but Scarlett did.

0:41:02 > 0:41:07Get a girl laughing an' she'll agree to a lot.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11You played her well. Any flies on you are paying rent.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13You've lots more to learn about me.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16But I'll enjoy teaching you.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18- Oh, yeah?- Hm.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29Working Christmas of all days! And you're away to the surgery again!

0:41:29 > 0:41:34- I've no choice in the matter.- We had to tighten our belts last year, cos we'd just bought the practice...

0:41:34 > 0:41:37We knew taking a partner was a double-edged sword.

0:41:37 > 0:41:42- The practice was always going to get bigger, and winter's our busiest time.- So let Dan do it.

0:41:42 > 0:41:47- I can't lumber him with it all! - But surely he can share the workload? He shares the profits!

0:41:47 > 0:41:50I'll have a word with him when I get a chance, but I can't promise anything.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53I'll be as quick as I can.

0:42:01 > 0:42:02Thanks for nothing.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Shall we... Ooh! Mind if we join you?

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Hey, let me get you a drink.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15No, thanks, Malcolm. You keep your winnings.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18You'd think he'd won the lottery.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20The lottery's luck.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Horse racing's the sport of kings.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25It's still a gamble.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Life's a gamble, Liz.

0:42:27 > 0:42:33Who would have bet on me being so happy again, after losing my Rose.

0:42:36 > 0:42:41Now, have you thought about what you're going to do for Christmas?

0:42:41 > 0:42:44I haven't decided.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47I can't spend it with my son, so I'll probably book into a hotel somewhere.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50You'll do no such thing. Will he, Malcolm?

0:42:50 > 0:42:54You'll spend Christmas with us, and that's an end of the discussion.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57That's far too kind. I couldn't impose. It's too much.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- You're very welcome.- Course he is.

0:43:00 > 0:43:05Anyway, our share of the Christmas Club will more than cover you.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10- I don't know what to say. - There's nothing else to say.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Now, you sure I can't get you that drink?

0:43:12 > 0:43:16No, I can't. I promised I'd help Michael finish some paperwork.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24Lovely young man.

0:43:24 > 0:43:30- Don't know what that wife of his is thinking about.- Cheers.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49Can I get a taxi?

0:43:49 > 0:43:51Where you going?

0:43:51 > 0:43:53The casino by the Clyde.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56Might be half an hour or so.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Hey, wait.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Come here.

0:44:04 > 0:44:10Could be ten minutes. Come in. Sit down, take the weight off.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19I'm just about to have one. Yourself?

0:44:19 > 0:44:23Oh, no, forgot.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26I've got some water if you'd like it.

0:44:37 > 0:44:42Oh, listen, I think I gave you a bum steer earlier on today.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Sorry about that. I should have told you to bet that horse for a place.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Don't worry. I didn't lose much.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51You can afford to go to the casino?

0:44:54 > 0:44:58Fancy a few hands while you're waiting?

0:44:59 > 0:45:04- No, I'll save my money for the tables.- Sure?

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Get you into the swing of things?

0:45:09 > 0:45:12You can choose what we play.

0:45:19 > 0:45:20Draw poker?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23That's not really my game, but yeah, why not?

0:45:35 > 0:45:39I'll see you, and raise 50.

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Another nifty, eh?

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Call.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55Two pairs.

0:45:55 > 0:45:58Kings and aces. Need at least three of a kind to beat me.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06I knew this wasn't my game.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Cut.

0:46:20 > 0:46:2150.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26Your 50 and 50 more.

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Your 50 and another 100.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31You're bluffing.

0:46:31 > 0:46:34Need to pay to find out.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39Call.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Ace high?

0:46:44 > 0:46:46That means my two ladies lift the pot.

0:46:46 > 0:46:48I'd a hand like a foot.

0:46:48 > 0:46:51Your taxi, Doc. Are you ready to roll?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53That depends. Want to go on?

0:46:53 > 0:46:55And lose my shirt?

0:46:57 > 0:47:01Another half hour, Jimmy, let me win some of my money back.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11Hey, guys. How was your leg?

0:47:11 > 0:47:15- Good enough to score two crackers into his team.- Both a mile offside.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18- You can't take the fact that your team suck!- Come here and say that.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22That's enough. And put your dirty kit in the washing basket.

0:47:22 > 0:47:23Brotherly love.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25Nothing like it.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- There you go.- Ooh! What did you buy?

0:47:28 > 0:47:32- That would spoil the surprise.- Least someone's got the festive spirit.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Don't give Mick too hard a time, eh?

0:47:34 > 0:47:39'Fraid I had a right go at him after you left. It's not his fault.

0:47:39 > 0:47:40He works so hard.

0:47:40 > 0:47:44Just hope he's finally found a partner he can rely on.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00OK, Doc, your chariot awaits.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02I think I'll give the casino a miss.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03I wonder why?

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Make your mind up, gents.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08I knock off in 20 minutes.

0:48:10 > 0:48:12Off you go then, Jimmy. Give Cal a kiss from me.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15- I'll take one.- You're no' my type.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21- One card.- One for the doctor.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25Dealer takes two.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30I need another drink. Can I get you one?

0:48:30 > 0:48:32No, I'll pass.

0:48:39 > 0:48:4150 more.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49Your 50...

0:48:49 > 0:48:52and 100.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58100.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01And 300 more.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09I'll see your three.

0:49:11 > 0:49:15I'll raise you...

0:49:15 > 0:49:16a grand.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Are you trying to buy the pot?

0:49:24 > 0:49:26It'll cost you a grand to find out.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30I'm all in.

0:49:32 > 0:49:33Take my marker?

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Come on. I'm calling your bluff.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41Unless you're bottling it, that is.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43OK.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45Right.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Can you beat a full house?

0:50:11 > 0:50:13That's a good hand.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Not good enough, though.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22I think they call that a Royal flush.

0:50:30 > 0:50:31Ah, it's all right.

0:50:31 > 0:50:36But it's not as good as the original. I'll get it for you.

0:50:36 > 0:50:39- Thanks for everything today, Gabriel. - We're family.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42Which is why we'd love it if you could join us for Christmas.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Unless you've got any other plans.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Well, it means putting off Cameron Diaz.

0:50:47 > 0:50:51Look, I appreciate it, but, better run it past Mick first.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55As you said, we're family. Anyway, I can make some decisions myself.

0:50:55 > 0:51:02- All right?- Dad bought a Christmas tree.- And I've ordered a turkey. The biggest one in the shop.

0:51:02 > 0:51:06- Throw another log on the fire, Bob Cratchit. - That's lovely, darling.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Sorry for being a misery earlier.

0:51:08 > 0:51:12Well, man flu can do that to you. By the way, I've invited Gabriel for Christmas.

0:51:12 > 0:51:17Well, if you can put up with Gabe, I suppose I can suffer Zinnie.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18Aw, she'll be dead pleased.

0:51:18 > 0:51:23If Dan agrees to help out over the holidays, we could invite him as well.

0:51:23 > 0:51:27Which reminds me, I'm meeting him in the Ship. I'll catch you later.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Thanks again, Gabriel.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31Hey, what are families for, eh?

0:51:37 > 0:51:41It, er, could be a couple of days till I get you the cash.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43I'm a bit strapped.

0:51:43 > 0:51:44I can wait.

0:51:47 > 0:51:51In fact, if you're in a hole, I can give you a few quid.

0:51:53 > 0:51:57- No, I couldn't ask you to do that. - You didn't.

0:51:57 > 0:51:58I offered.

0:52:01 > 0:52:02I really don't think...

0:52:02 > 0:52:06Nonsense, man. I'll give you something to tide you over.

0:52:08 > 0:52:09Much d'you want?

0:52:15 > 0:52:16Would two grand be all right?

0:52:16 > 0:52:20Don't insult me, Doc. You can have as much as you want.

0:52:20 > 0:52:24But two grand's not gonnae stretch very far this time of year, is it?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28I'll tell you what.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31You owe me a grand from the game.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Why don't I give you another...

0:52:36 > 0:52:40..four? That'll be five grand. You can square me up next month.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45What, is it not enough?

0:52:47 > 0:52:49No, um...

0:52:49 > 0:52:52That's plenty.

0:52:54 > 0:52:59Who knows, one day you might be able to do me a favour.

0:53:08 > 0:53:09Cheers.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12Add an orange juice to that. I'll get these.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17- Well?- It's sorted.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18Don't give me that!

0:53:18 > 0:53:22- There's my watch, my bike's outside...- Who cares about you?!

0:53:22 > 0:53:24What about my brother and the Christmas Club?

0:53:24 > 0:53:26I handled it, like you said.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28You better not be lying to me.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31I got put through to my manager's mobile, he extended my overdraft.

0:53:31 > 0:53:35- Just like that?- I'm a GP. I'm a pillar of the community.

0:53:35 > 0:53:38If you're lying to me, you'll end up a pillar in the community!

0:53:38 > 0:53:40It's the truth. I got it all paid back.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43- I want to see proof on Monday. - You will.

0:53:43 > 0:53:44Soon as the bank opens.

0:53:47 > 0:53:51Oh, and one more thing. They're good people round here.

0:53:51 > 0:53:56You disrespect them or my family again, and you an' me are going to fall out big time!

0:53:56 > 0:53:59You got that, too?!

0:54:04 > 0:54:07Cheers, Bill.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12OK. Speak to you later. Bye.

0:54:14 > 0:54:20- How about the Caribbean? Mix a wee bit of business and pleasure.- When?

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- I was thinking maybe New Year. It's cold here.- Sounds fantastic.

0:54:23 > 0:54:26Then I'll book it.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30We're very alike, you and me. We make up our minds and that's it.

0:54:30 > 0:54:35Listen, um... I want to talk to you.

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Earlier, today, in the street.

0:54:45 > 0:54:46Something did happen.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49The thing is...

0:54:53 > 0:54:55..I've got MS.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58You mean...multiple sclerosis?

0:54:58 > 0:55:00Yeah, well, I mean, it's in remission,

0:55:00 > 0:55:05but, since you backed me up today, I thought... I wanted to tell you.

0:55:05 > 0:55:09Did you think it would make me feel any differently towards you?

0:55:09 > 0:55:11I wasn't sure.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Nothing could change how I feel.

0:55:13 > 0:55:17Keep it to yourself. If Scarlett finds out, she'll keep the kid away from me.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20- Things are hard enough as it is. - I won't breathe a word.

0:55:20 > 0:55:23Thanks for trusting me.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25Not normally a trait of mine.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27But neither's how I feel for you.

0:55:27 > 0:55:30BLEEPING

0:55:33 > 0:55:37Sorry, Lenny, I have to go, it's Hayley.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39I think there's a problem.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42I'll not be long.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59You're looking pleased with yourself.

0:56:00 > 0:56:05- Anything to report?- Not yet, but something's up. He's taking me on holiday, so I need a new passport.

0:56:05 > 0:56:10- I can't use my own.- Hold on a minute. - He's talking about mixing business with pleasure.

0:56:10 > 0:56:12I doubt he's going to the Caribbean to buy coconuts!

0:56:12 > 0:56:16You've given me sod all so far, so you can forget about going abroad!

0:56:16 > 0:56:21- I'm not hanging around here, while you're topping up your tan.- Listen. - You listen!

0:56:21 > 0:56:25Frances is a tiny cog in a big machine.

0:56:25 > 0:56:28I'll have Murdoch banged up by Christmas.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30So you just sit tight, Viv!

0:56:30 > 0:56:34And don't ever go thinking you're indispensable.

0:56:41 > 0:56:45You gave Donald a sim card from Murdoch's phone?

0:56:45 > 0:56:47I know it was stupid...

0:56:49 > 0:56:50This could ruin everything.

0:56:50 > 0:56:55You think I'm going to walk into a meeting with Lenny and this Vince McGregor wired up?

0:56:55 > 0:56:57- Not a chance. - Don't underestimate me, Vivien.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00Stay focussed.

0:57:00 > 0:57:04We play this right, Lenny Murdoch will soon be ours.

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