0:00:21 > 0:00:25- We could get a place of our own. - It's just a big commitment.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- And you're not ready for that? - I think it's a brilliant idea.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31We obviously had different ideas about what tonight was about.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- Did we?- Good luck with sorting things out with Leyla.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I mean if a girl is out on a date with someone,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43and that someone keeps going on about another woman.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45But it's not another woman. This is Leyla.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Michael, Santa's left you a little present!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19# "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# Cos it is my favourite holiday
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# But all this year's been a busy blur
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# Don't think I have the energy
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# To add to my already mad rush
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# Just cos it's 'tis the season
0:01:31 > 0:01:32# The perfect gift for me would be
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Completions and connections left from
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Last year, ski shop
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Encounter, most interesting
0:01:39 > 0:01:40# Had his number but never the time
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Most of '81 passed along those lines
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# So deck those halls, trim those trees
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Raise up cups of Christmas cheer
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# I just need to catch my breath
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Christmas by myself this year. #
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Same again. - Mm-hm.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Aren't you forgetting something? - Same again, please?
0:02:03 > 0:02:09I was thinking more along the lines of "and one for yourself" but I suppose, please is a start.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13You know, I'm working two shifts and I only get a really little break...
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Keep the change.- Thank you, Gabriel, you are an angel after all.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- She obviously doesn't know you like I do.- Hey!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Merry Christmas.- Same to you. What you drinking?
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Nothing for me thanks, and you can make that your last.- How?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- I've got to cover at a clinic in town for a couple of hours. - What today? Nae luck.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I wanted to give Dan the chance to see his wee boy
0:02:34 > 0:02:36but it hasn't made me very popular with the wife and kids.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39All right, I know that means you can't drink.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40But why does it mean I can't drink?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Because, brother dear, since I am away healing the sick,
0:02:43 > 0:02:48you don't get to stroll in half cut, wolf down your dinner and fall asleep in front of the telly.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51This year, YOU are going to be the man of the house.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- So, what time do you need to head off at?- Half an hour or so.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- I'll hang back then.- Why?- Give you a bit of family time.- You ARE family.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07You know what I mean. And anyway, I need to nip home for something.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- For what?- I can't turn up empty handed, can I?- Presents?!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I hope they're better than the ones you helped out with for me.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What do you mean?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Well, Mr Expert Restorer, you managed to leave
0:03:19 > 0:03:22a huge splinter which helpfully found its way into my finger.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Sorry, bro, I thought I'd smoothed it all down.
0:03:26 > 0:03:32- I'd have been better off with a new one.- What would be special about that?- You sound exactly like Leyla.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37OK, right well, I better... Presents.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Hey. I thought you'd be gone by now.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- Malcolm is looking for his tie. - Very dapper.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Well, you see, it's not just Christmas,
0:03:57 > 0:04:01it's our grandson's birthday. We'll be out from under your feet in a second.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Don't mind me. I'm just heading to Michael's.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I was afraid I might scoop your presents up with these
0:04:06 > 0:04:09so I've put yours to one side over there.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Brilliant.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- So, was Santa good to you?- I'm wearing my present!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22I can't see anything new, so unless we're talking about foundation...
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Oh! Earrings, Gabriel, earrings.- Got you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29We were out a couple of weeks ago
0:04:29 > 0:04:33and I spotted these in a jeweller's window - Malcolm didn't even let on
0:04:33 > 0:04:37that he'd noticed, but he went back the next day and picked them up.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Ha! The romantic old devil!- Oi! Less of the old, if you don't mind.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Aye, and more of the devil - that was a smooth move, Malcolm.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- Ach, it wasn't a fortune.- You took time, and you put thought into it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- It was worth just to see the look on your face.- Oh!
0:04:55 > 0:05:01- Right, are we off to Gina's? - I'll just get my coat.- Aye, aye. No big deal, I mean -
0:05:01 > 0:05:05when you love someone, that kind of thing just comes naturally.
0:05:05 > 0:05:11- See you later.- Right! Ready!- OK! - Bye-bye!- Bye!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15DOOR CLOSES
0:05:17 > 0:05:23# It's the most wonderful time of the year
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# With the kids jingle belling
0:05:25 > 0:05:30# And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
0:05:30 > 0:05:37# It's the most wonderful time of the year
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# It's the hap-happiest... #
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- What is this?- Andy Williams.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- I knew I'd regret buying you that cardy.- Look!
0:05:46 > 0:05:51- I want today to be a bit classy. - I want Slade and Wham, thank you very much. I want Cliff.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Did we not agree that this was going to be a joint effort?- No,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- we agreed that you'd do the turkey and I'd do everything else. - Not everything!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Aye, everything! Three words, Deek, Camp. As. Christmas! - MARIAH CAREY CD PLAYS
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- All right!- Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Merry Christmas, mate. - Where's Stella?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- She'll be here in a minute. - By the way, you're missing a treat.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Aye, sounds like it. - I meant the food.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Don't tell Stella, I'm having to drag her to my ma's as it is. - DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- You can always sneak back here after.- Have you not met my ma?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I have and she always seemed a very reasonable, level-headed woman.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27No need for Christmas crackers with you doing the jokes, eh, Robbie?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- I'm sure Stella's not really bothered is she?- Nah, she'll be OK.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Did she like the perfume?- Aye. - And the lingerie?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- She's opening that later. - That'll liven up the Queen's speech.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- What did she get you? - Nothing, yet.- Nothing?- Yet?- Why?
0:06:43 > 0:06:49I don't know. Not everybody makes a big deal out of Christmas, do they?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Hiya!- Hiya. How's the wee man getting on with his first Scottish Christmas?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- Oh, loving every minute.- Listen.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I've got a couple of things for him, if you want to pop in.- Aye.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Typical guy - leaving Frances to do all the cooking?- Oh no, no.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- She's away.- Seriously? - Aye, away with her family.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- Well, you could always come up to ours if you like?- At your ma's?!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Cal would like to see his Grandad, that's all.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Aye, well, we'll see - thanks for the invite.- I'd better...- Aye.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Sorry I took so long getting ready.- Don't be daft!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- It's just Annie was hogging the bathroom. - Look, it was worth waiting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- You look amazing. - Shut up.- Well, you do!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I kinda wanted to talk to you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55What about?
0:07:55 > 0:08:00Will one of you tell Deek Fearnely Whittingstall that giblets have no place in the 21st century?!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- They're for the gravy!- It can wait.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Lets see how long it takes him to get back to you.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11It's not like we're teenagers, mother. MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:08:11 > 0:08:14You were saying? Let me see.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- It's nothing.- Hand it over, girl.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Lunch with Cal. That the grandson?
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- He dotes on him.- He's supposed to be doting on you, Viv.- He is. He does.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31He asked me to go away - that proves something, doesn't it?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Proves he wanted someone to put the factor 50 on the bits he can't reach, that's all.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45It's Christmas. Can we just forget about Lenny Murdoch for the rest of the day?
0:08:45 > 0:08:51- Is that what you want? - That's what I want.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54OK, then. That's the way it's going to be.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Oh! Thanks for holding the door, Ebenezer.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I should've known there was somebody behind me, there has been all day.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You're really not doing the whole festive cheer thing, are you?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- What are you talking about?- Bob was saying you never got him anything.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Deek!- What's it to you? What's it to him?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Should you not be stuffing something?!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- It's in the oven, my work is done. - So you decided to come and annoy us?
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- No, I'm actually on my way to help those less fortunate.- Lucky them.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Stella, you need to believe in the magic of Christmas, that's your trouble.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Wait a minute, I don't hear any sleigh bells or see any snow.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Give it time. Give it time.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- I get why you're hacked off with me! - Apart from slagging me to your pals?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46It wasn't like that! They asked what you got me, I said you...no...
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Nothing.- Well, aye.- I'm sorry.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54It's all right. I know I shouldn't be dragging you to my ma's
0:09:54 > 0:09:58but it's just, this time last year she was in the hospital.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Hold on a wee minute - what sort of person do you think, I am?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Ho, wee man, gie's a hand up to your ma's with these presents.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- I'm in the middle of a conversation here!- No, you're not. Conversation's over.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11HE SIGHS
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Nope, no sleigh bells or snow at all.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Thanks, Uncle Gabe.- Yeah, nice one. - Hard cash, never fails.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'll save mine till the gig, get a T-shirt.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Oh, I meant to thank you for that earlier.- Were the tickets his idea?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30What do you think?
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Would I want to send you into town unaccompanied? - Naw - and it's a school night.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Never occurred to me, that. Sorry.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Don't worry about it - you can pick him and his mates up.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Consider that my gift to you. - Mum, Gabriel gave us 50 quid!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh! That's the Brodie boys for you -
0:10:47 > 0:10:51what they lack in imagination they make up for in generosity.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Sorry, am I missing something here?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I committed the ultimate crime of getting my wife vouchers.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ah, well, that's...good.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Hmm! See, even your brother can't mount a convincing defence.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04I brought this.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Thanks - the finest Iona's deli can offer, eh.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13I'm teasing you - thanks very much. Might as well open it now.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- I'll be back as soon as I can. - I'll maybe save you a wing.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17See you later, kids.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Woah there, mister, what do you think you're doing?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I was hoping to find The Sound Of Music.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Hah! Edelweiss can wait, I need you in the kitchen with me.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37DOOR BELL RINGS
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Ma wee stars of wonder! - Merry Christmas, Ma.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Merry Christmas.- Look at all this stuff! You shouldn't have bothered!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49They didn't. Most of it's mine.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Kelly-Marie not tell you she'd asked me?- Aye, she did.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00But I didn't think you'd have the brass neck to turn up.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05We spoke about this, Scarlett. It's Christmas Day. In you come, Lenny.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07The wee man's not gonnae open all these before dinner.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's not all for him. We cannae leave wee Madonna out, can we?
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Cal's grandad, my boss - bite your tongue for one day.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I'm not making any promises.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Thanks for your help. - Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39I suppose the notion of you peeling parsnips was doomed from the start.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Hah! I'm contributing in my own way.
0:12:41 > 0:12:47- SHE LAUGHS - At least you're here - now, can you be trusted with one thing?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Almost certainly not, but fire away.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55Can you remind me to take the chestnut stuffing out in 48 minutes.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Do you think you could be a wee bit more precise?- Do you want it soggy? Do you want it burnt to a crisp?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- No. So it's your job to remind me. - OK. If Mick was here, he'd synchronise watches.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08If Michael was here, I'd make him cook the damn thing.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Hmmm, this is actually quite nice. You having some?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I'm OK. I'll stick to beer - I had a couple in the pub earlier, so...
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- So I'm playing catch up? Better pass me the bottle then.- There you go.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen, number one on the high scores list,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- I thank you. - Was that the sound of a gauntlet I heard being thrown down here?
0:13:26 > 0:13:31- You've got a job to do, remember? - Yeah! In 48, sorry, 46 minutes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33And anyway, I don't think I'll last that long.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36He'll be better than Michael - he kept pausing it to tell me
0:13:36 > 0:13:38about the strategic flaws in the real Normandy landings.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Let's do it, kiddo, let's go waste some Nazis.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42You're worse than the kids!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47How many of these then?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Let's see there's you two, me and Jimmy, Kelly-Marie,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55King Herod, Molly, Tattie, Christina and the weans.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- That's hunners.- Aye, well, that's family for you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Set a place for that brother of mine.- Is he coming?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I hope so, I really do. If you cannae have faith at Christmas.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Bubba, do us a favour, gonnae give your Gran a knock?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- We're waiting on her gravy boat. - Aye.- I'll go.- Are you sure?- Aye.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Thanks, doll.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Mind your face doesnae trip you on the way.- Ma!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Well, her face has been tripping her since she got here.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Christmas is hard for some people. - It's hard for everybody.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29I've got Lenny Murdoch at my table, but do you get me complaining?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Sure about that?- Less of your lip. Is one of them for him?- Aye.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Give us it over here, might spit in it.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Saliva-free will do just fine. - Don't spoil all my fun?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm sure you'll find a way to have some fun.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47Listen, darlin', I'm sorry what I said about wee Stella. She's a lovely wee lassie really.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Aye, I know. I'm just hoping Christmas is the problem.- How?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Because if it's not, then it's me, isn't it?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38So that's how you couldn't set the table.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Wee bit of tongue tennis, is it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:45- My fault, Gabe, blame me. - I was gonna, don't worry.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47I need to go anyway.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- I wanna make sure I don't get the short straw seat.- What's that?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- The one next to Murray.- I'll see you later on, though?- Aye, definitely.
0:15:54 > 0:16:00- Hey, hey! You coming in for a beer? - What? Me?- Aye.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05If my dad found me kissing a boy, it's more likely he'd kill him
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- than invite him in for a beer.- Aw, I'd never do anything like that!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I might help to bury the body though. Come on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28This is very public spirited of you, Deek.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Like I said in my application, I believe in giving something back.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It's certainly the right attitude.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Em, Murray, do you know when a decision's going to be made?
0:16:37 > 0:16:42- I know the council sort of closes down at this time of year. - Actually, you'd be surprised.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I've been asked to submit my recommendations as soon as possible.
0:16:45 > 0:16:51- Right, so are there many candidates? - Several, yeah.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Hello. Merry Christmas.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Come on in and sit down, dinner will be served shortly.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Here, tell you what, let me do it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08- Do what?- The food. I mean, is there loads of cooking, or what?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's all in trays in the kitchen, hot and ready to go.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Well then, I'll dish it out, pull a few crackers, turn on the charm.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17You can nip back and see Gina.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I suppose I could go home, even if it's just for a starter.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25My turkey's not ready for hours - you go, enjoy your lunch,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- come back here when you're done. - Are you sure?- Positive.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Because, that's the kind of guy I am, Murray - positive.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47That was a smart move, asking Stevie in.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49He won't be able to keep up the bad boy outsider image
0:17:49 > 0:17:53if he starts greetin' at the end of The Snowman!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Is that what you were like when you were his age?- Basically, aye.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I was never into drugs, but I was nobody's idea of a suitable boyfriend.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Whereas now...?- Oh, now I'm a catch. I'm pushing on 40.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm lodging with a couple of coffin dodgers
0:18:07 > 0:18:09and I'm in business with Scotland's answer to Vito Corleone.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Who could resist?- Well, at least you've still got your hair.- Aye.
0:18:13 > 0:18:20- Mostly.- Hey!- Have I touched a raw nerve? Come on, let's have a look.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Nah, you're all right. Nothing to worry about.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Cheers for the drink. - No problem, is that you off?- Aye.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- I said I'd go over later on, is that OK?- What are you asking me for?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Your uncle's in charge until your dad gets back, remember.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- OK with you, Gabe? - I don't see why not.- Cool.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Cheers.
0:18:42 > 0:18:47Is that you doing your bit to help the course of true love run smooth?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50It never does, though, does it, Leyla?
0:18:55 > 0:19:01- I haven't the foggiest idea where the bloomin' thing's gone!- What?
0:19:01 > 0:19:07- What did you come for? The gravy boat!- Aye, right.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Are you back on the voddy? - You know fine well I don't drink.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14You must've lost a few brain cells when you did.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Tattie, come in here, this one's neither use nor ornament!
0:19:17 > 0:19:22- I am still here, y'know.- Least the booze didn't ruin your ears.- Yes?
0:19:22 > 0:19:28- You lost something?- The gravy boat. - Boat?- Yes.- She means the wee jug.
0:19:28 > 0:19:34- Ah, yes - it's... It got broken. - How?
0:19:34 > 0:19:39- I'm not sure.- Tattie.- OK, OK.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Christina.- By accident?
0:19:42 > 0:19:48The longer Bob stays away, the worse it gets. She just can't concentrate on anything else.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- DOOR SLAMS - Who can't?
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- As if I didn't know.- Aw, Christina. - Is there any cereal?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Not now. We're supposed to be next door already.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02We don't really want to keep Scarlett, waiting.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03I never said I was going.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- We just assumed you'd be...- I'm sorry, Molly, not my problem.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Aren't you supposed to be at home?
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Well, I was just, you know.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yeah, actually, I do know.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29THEY LAUGH
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Gina cooking, Eileen making helpful "suggestions"
0:20:36 > 0:20:39from the sidelines. I think we deserve a little bit
0:20:39 > 0:20:42of peace and quiet before we get caught in the crossfire.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- A few moments of quiet contemplation.- That kind of thing.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Raymond, will you tell the suicide blonde here that it's her turn
0:20:50 > 0:20:52to empty the glass washer?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Raymond, will you tell the wicked witch of the West that her shift
0:20:55 > 0:20:59doesn't finish for another ten minutes, so stop skiving?!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Zinnie, glasses! Annie, punters!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Or the pair of you can forget about having tomorrow off.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10ZINNIE SIGHS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13How many moments did we get, exactly?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16We'll be fine now - they know the score.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I've been doing a bit of delegation myself, actually.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I left your nephew in charge of the community centre.- Deek?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- I didn't know he worked for you. - He doesn't, yet.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29He's applied for a job so I thought...
0:21:29 > 0:21:33You'd set him a wee task - very Alan Sugar.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- I was feeling a bit guilty about it now.- Don't.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42Deek is a very focussed and dedicated young man,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44and if he's enough of a brown nose
0:21:44 > 0:21:47to work for nothing on Christmas day...
0:21:50 > 0:21:51..serves him right.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- THEY LAUGH - Cheers.- Cheers.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- All right, is everybody hungry?! ALL:- Yes!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04That's what I thought! Right, here yis go.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Now there's plenty more to come, so don't worry!
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- It's very busy, next door?- Aye, there's people everywhere you turn.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- It's better we don't come then. - No, I don't mean that!
0:22:28 > 0:22:34- It's OK. Tell Scarlett sorry from me.- All right, if that's what you want.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39What I want is for all of us to be together.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41The whole family.
0:22:41 > 0:22:48- We're not a whole family. Not any more.- OK.- Not without Bob.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51I know.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- SHE SIGHS - You know what's weird?
0:22:54 > 0:22:58I really thought he'd come home today, for Christmas.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05- I'm such a loser.- No, you're not. - I know life doesn't work like that.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10It does! I mean, it can. I think. I hope.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16- Spoken like a loser.- Christina!- It's all right, don't worry about it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22Right, I'm off, you pair stay where you like but just remember,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I've known Big Bob longer than you have
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and he didn't get that nickname by missing out on his Christmas dinner.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32You mean? You think he might...?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'll tell Scarlett to leave a plate of chipolatas
0:23:35 > 0:23:38on the windowsill - that should do the trick.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- Molly, seriously? - He'll not let us down, hen.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48So come on, get the glad rags on, and be quick about it. Good girl.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Thank you. Both of you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Have I forgotten anything?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Looks perfect to me. - Thanks, Gabriel.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- I know this isn't exactly your thing.- Says who?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- You're telling me you wouldn't rather be down the pub?- No!
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Look me in the eye and say that. - I don't want to be anywhere else.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Look, I swear by Aled Jones Almighty. DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Do you think that's him? DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:30 > 0:24:33He wouldn't be so rude and impatient.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Coming, Zinnie!- I'll get it!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41You can all come down now - Christmas dinner is ready.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Take a seat.- Anywhere in particular?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Well, if you sit next to me we can put the wine between us
0:24:47 > 0:24:52- and the kids won't not notice how much we drink.- Sounds like a plan. - You stick with me, babe.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Hey, is it not ready yet?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Suddenly I'm wishing I'd got you that book on etiquette.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59But I only get a miniscule break between shifts.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Feed the poor girl, Leyla. The quicker she eats her dinner,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04quicker she can help with the washing up.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Sit, sit, I need you near me. Nic, boys a little help, please.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21# So this is Christmas
0:25:21 > 0:25:26# And what have you done?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30# Another year over
0:25:30 > 0:25:35# And a new one just begun
0:25:35 > 0:25:40# And so this is Christmas
0:25:40 > 0:25:45# I hope you have fun
0:25:45 > 0:25:50# The near and the dear one
0:25:50 > 0:25:55# The old and the young
0:25:55 > 0:26:00# A very Merry Christmas
0:26:00 > 0:26:04# And a happy New Year
0:26:04 > 0:26:09# Let's hope it's a good one
0:26:09 > 0:26:14# Without any fear
0:26:14 > 0:26:19# And so this is Christmas
0:26:19 > 0:26:24# For weak and for strong
0:26:24 > 0:26:29# For rich and the poor ones
0:26:29 > 0:26:34# The world is so wrong
0:26:34 > 0:26:38# And so happy Christmas
0:26:38 > 0:26:44# For black and for white
0:26:44 > 0:26:48# For yellow and red ones
0:26:48 > 0:26:54# Let's stop all the fight
0:26:54 > 0:26:59# A very merry Christmas
0:26:59 > 0:27:03# And a happy New Year
0:27:03 > 0:27:08# Let's hope it's a good one
0:27:08 > 0:27:13# Without any fear
0:27:13 > 0:27:18# And so this is Christmas
0:27:18 > 0:27:24# And what have we done
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# Another year over
0:27:28 > 0:27:33# A new one just begun
0:27:33 > 0:27:36# And so happy Christmas... #
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Aww. Cheers, Nic.- No biggie.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44You're obviously really good at this.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47I keep telling Raymond we need a dedicated dishwasher.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Well, as much as I'd love to spend more time with you, I'm quite happy at the salon.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55I suppose sweeping up hair and clearing tables, is pretty much the same skill set.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59You know, you should come in for a trim -
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I promise I won't nudge Hayley's arm when she's cutting it.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Won't Raymond be expecting you back at the pub?
0:28:05 > 0:28:08They'll still be stuffing their face over at Gina's.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Your portions were far more civilised.- Thanks, thanks very much.
0:28:12 > 0:28:18I suppose it's really Stevie you've got to worry about. I mean junkie's don't have much of an appetite.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Nic, why don't you get Zinnie's coat for her?- Definitely no biggie.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28I really should go and relieve Annie. She won't have had a chance to touch up her make-up
0:28:28 > 0:28:32- and we don't want the customers getting frightened!- You really are full of sh...
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- The Christmas spirit. - It's called being honest.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38It's called being something else, but we'll let it pass for now, eh?
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- Good idea!- Yeah, I'm happy to paper over the cracks,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45sweep things under the rug... How is Michael, by the way?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49What's that supposed to mean?
0:28:49 > 0:28:56- Well, big family man. Devoted dad. And yet he's not here?- He's working.
0:28:56 > 0:29:03- Couldn't he get out of it? - He didn't try.- Oh, I'm sorry.
0:29:03 > 0:29:07He's just doing what's fair for... Oh, forget it.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I didn't mean to upset you.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Thanks, Nicole. On you go.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Don't let the door hit your jacksy on the way out.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Thank you for a lovely lunch.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25You shouldn't let her get to you, you know.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28I said exactly the same things to Michael myself this morning.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Just hearing them from somebody else
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- makes me feel like a spoiled brat.- No, you're not! You're...
0:29:35 > 0:29:37You're fine.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41Think I finally understand the phrase "damned with faint praise."
0:29:41 > 0:29:45- Now listen, I don't meant that, I mean...- Gabriel, shhh.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47You're being really sweet, and I appreciate it.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Nic, darling, you've done enough let me take over.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- You didn't have to do all that. - I don't mind.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- It's a bit crowded in there anyway. - Aye. I suppose.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18I was thinking, it might be a bit more of a party over at Deek's.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- Do you want to go?- Aye, if that's all right.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- You don't have to ask my permission. - I wasn't.
0:30:27 > 0:30:32All right then, you go and I'll catch up with you.
0:30:32 > 0:30:37- I meant go together.- Really?
0:30:37 > 0:30:41- Of course, you idiot.- All right, so I'm an idiot now, am I?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Not just now, most of the time.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46So is that why you've been avoiding me all day?
0:30:46 > 0:30:48What are you talking about?
0:30:48 > 0:30:50We woke up together and I've hardly seen you since!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- I mean you were late coming to Deek's!- I explained that...
0:30:53 > 0:30:57- You couldn't wait for an excuse to go to my gran's. - I was just being helpful.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Look, Stella, I get it - I'm too full on,
0:31:00 > 0:31:03I'm suffocating you or whatever.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07- No.- I shouldn't've bought you all that stuff.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09I loved my presents, Bob! They were amazing.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13No. That's not your thing, all right? I get it.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18Will you stop saying that you get it?! You don't get it!
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Tattie and Christina are here! Come on out and make them feel welcome!
0:31:21 > 0:31:24You an' all, Stella. Your lassies have been through a lot,
0:31:24 > 0:31:26they don't want to see you with a face on!
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- What? Me?- Aye, you! Come on!
0:31:30 > 0:31:34Before Lenny Murdoch puts them on the game or something. Hahaha!
0:31:34 > 0:31:39# Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall... # Come on, everybody!
0:31:39 > 0:31:43# Are you hangin'... # Hahahah!
0:31:46 > 0:31:51- This is great, Robbie. - All false modesty aside, yes, it is, and it's all down to me.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52What about Deek?
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Deek is basting the bird via the miracle of text messaging.
0:31:55 > 0:32:00- Why isn't he here?- I think he knew he'd look bad compared to me.
0:32:00 > 0:32:01But why really?
0:32:01 > 0:32:05See now it's me who's gonna look bad. He's away doing charity work.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Oh, the wee soul. - I know. Puts us all to shame.
0:32:07 > 0:32:13OK, before you all start weeping into your Prosecco you should know that he has an ulterior motive.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Oh aye, I never had you down as a cynic.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I'm not - but Deek's helping out at the community centre
0:32:19 > 0:32:21because he wants Murray to give him a job.
0:32:21 > 0:32:25- You mean he's not holier than thou? - He's not even holier than thou.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27What?
0:32:27 > 0:32:32Never mind, just keep the drinks coming till Mother Theresa gets back.
0:32:32 > 0:32:37# Ohhhhhhhhh, oh, Antonio
0:32:37 > 0:32:41# He's went away
0:32:41 > 0:32:44# Left me alone-io
0:32:44 > 0:32:48# All on my own-io
0:32:48 > 0:32:53# I'd like to meet him with his new sweetheart,
0:32:53 > 0:32:57# Then off will go Anton-io
0:32:57 > 0:33:01# And his ice cream caaarrrt! #
0:33:01 > 0:33:04LAUGHING AND CHEERING
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Right, who's next?!
0:33:09 > 0:33:14Ahem, ahem. # Come, they told me... #
0:33:14 > 0:33:20- Shut it, Jimmy Mullen!- Eh? - Have you got no manners?! We should be letting the guests sing.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Right, enough - I've never even heard a Ukrainian Christmas Carol.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28No, no, no. I was thinking more of Grandpa Lenny.
0:33:28 > 0:33:33- Aw, no, no. I think I'll spare you that.- No way!
0:33:33 > 0:33:38Folk keep telling me you're part of this family! So join in the family sing song!
0:33:45 > 0:33:51- Don't want the wee man thinking you're a grumpy, vicious, spiteful...- He doesn't think that!
0:33:53 > 0:33:57Ah, well, weans are very intuitive, aren't they?
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Yeah, I'm sure he knows when somebody's trying to use him to score points, anyway.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Come on, let Grandpa put you down for a nap.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Stick him on our bed, all the coats are in your room.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13PHONE RINGS
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Hello.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20I can't hear you, it's a bad line.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24How are you doing, Big Man?! It's Bob!
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Aye, aye, she's here, aye.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30He wants to talk to Madonna.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43That's me lost the second world war then.
0:34:43 > 0:34:48- Well, you probably need a drink.- I'm OK.- Come on, sit down.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50I'm fine here.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58I'm knackered I think is the medical term.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02- You've been rushed off your feet. - I'm sure I used to have more energy.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Did I suddenly wake up middle aged? - No, don't be silly.
0:35:06 > 0:35:12You've been busy all day and I don't think that wine's helped.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16- Actually the wine's working wonders, thanks very much.- If you say so.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Yeah, I do say so.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- SHE YAWNS - Would it be incredibly rude
0:35:21 > 0:35:26- if I closed my eyes for a few minutes.- Hey, you're among friends.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29I know. Thanks, Gabriel.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42Have you ever been abroad for Christmas?
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Nah. I don't fancy it.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47I do.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Somewhere warm.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Somewhere hot, in fact.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54You'd miss the snow.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59No, I don't think I would.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03Cruising along a coastal road, looking at the view,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05heading towards seafood on the beach.
0:36:08 > 0:36:13- Never happen.- Why are you raining on my parade?!- I'm not.
0:36:13 > 0:36:19I'm just saying that you're not gonnae get three kids in the back of a 1971 TR6, are you?
0:36:22 > 0:36:27- What?- How do you know I was thinking about my old car?!
0:36:27 > 0:36:32- Lucky guess.- How do you even know about my old car?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35You mentioned it, a while back.
0:36:37 > 0:36:43- Oh, yeah...- See, mystery solved - I'm not psychic.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46But it was weeks ago. I'm still surprised that you remembered.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Guys can remember all sorts of useless rubbish.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51I can still rattle off the track-listings for the first three Jam albums.
0:36:51 > 0:36:56- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, yeah. Silly me! Why would something like that matter to you?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- It wouldn't...- All right, guys.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03- Save any lives?- Not exactly.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06There was one kid who'd swallowed tinsel.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09I told his parents to wait until the 6th January.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11No?! Come on.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Better than the crackers, surely? - About equal.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Gabriel lost the war.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20- Oh, aye? Arnhem?- Normandy.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- I'll get you some food while you debrief.- Thanks, darling.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Uncle Gabriel!
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Oh, I think that's me being called up for active service again.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50BOB: # Happy birthday to you
0:37:50 > 0:37:55# Happy birthday, wee Madonna
0:37:55 > 0:37:59# Happy birthday to you. #
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Erm...
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Oh, the card?! Hold on a second!
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Aye. I know. Good girl. Say thanks to Uncle Bob.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Thank you, Uncle Bob.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14We thought you were going to be here with us to give it to her yourself.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Aye!
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Everybody's here! Do you want to speak to... OK.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Please.- When are you gonna ring back?!
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- He's away. - Let me phone him back.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32- It's a payphone, not his mobile. - Christina. - It should still have the number.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37PHONE RINGS
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Shhhh. You gonna go for a wee sleep?
0:38:53 > 0:38:58I'll sing you what your daddy's favourite song was.
0:38:58 > 0:39:03# Two little boys had two little toys
0:39:03 > 0:39:08# Each had a wooden horse
0:39:08 > 0:39:10# Gaily they played
0:39:10 > 0:39:12# Each summer's day
0:39:12 > 0:39:16# Warriors both, of course
0:39:16 > 0:39:21# One little chap then had a mishap
0:39:21 > 0:39:25# Chopped off his horse's head
0:39:25 > 0:39:29# Wept for his toy then cried with joy
0:39:29 > 0:39:33# As his young playmate said... #
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- What's this? - It's a personal DVD player.- Eh?
0:39:37 > 0:39:44- You can watch what you like, right here - no other human interaction. - You trying to be funny with me?- No.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48No. I just know you prefer your own company.
0:39:48 > 0:39:53- I can do without sitting next to other people's drool, that's true. - I'll show you how it works.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57The staff can do it for me - earn their money for a change.
0:39:57 > 0:40:02- OK. I better get going.- I haven't given you your present yet.
0:40:02 > 0:40:08- When have you had a chance to get me a present?- I'm a resident here, Viv, not a prisoner.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10It's in the drawer.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20- You didn't go overboard on wrapping paper then?- Open it.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26How did you manage to get hold of a passport?
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Even stuck here I'm more use than you.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34Lenny and Frances get their wee bit of winter sun after all.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41He wouldn't even talk to me.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46I suppose I was wrong,
0:40:46 > 0:40:50you can't count on Christmas making everything all right, can you?
0:40:50 > 0:40:51No, you can't.
0:40:54 > 0:40:59- You've got to work it out for yourself.- Aye.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Are you gonnae come inside now? - I don't know.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Well, Scarlett's going to make Lenny play charades.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13Might be worth seeing. I kinda want him to do Friends.
0:41:13 > 0:41:17- Or Little Miss Sunshine. - Or the Muppet Christmas Carol.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21OK, I want to see that.
0:41:26 > 0:41:27You all right?
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Even microwaved it was delicious.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- It was perfect earlier. - It was perfect just now.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- Do you want anything else?- Tradition dictates...- A pudding? Really?
0:41:56 > 0:41:58It's being nuked as we speak.
0:42:01 > 0:42:06- Get a room you two.- Strictly speaking these are all our rooms.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09I know, it's a shame there's so much stuff on the kitchen table.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13When we were first together you'd have just thrown that all on the floor.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16That would contravene all sorts of health and safety regulations.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- Even so, why don't I leave you guys in peace?- What's wrong, Gabe?
0:42:19 > 0:42:23Is it like when your parents talk about sex? Are we embarrassing you?
0:42:23 > 0:42:26No, but you'll probably end up embarrassing yourself when you sober up.
0:42:26 > 0:42:31- Gabriel!- We're only joking.- I'm just trying to spare a lady's blushes.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35That's rich coming from someone with YOUR track record where women are concerned.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39But you're not "women", are you? you're my brother's wife.
0:42:39 > 0:42:44- You might want to start remembering that.- What's wrong with you? - Nothing!
0:42:44 > 0:42:48Maybe I've just outstayed my welcome. I'm sorry.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Merry Christmas.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Hi, Deeky!
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Hey, how's my bird doing? - You should be so lucky.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07- Funny! You know what I mean. - Robbie's in control.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- Oh, well, as long as he's followed my instructions. - Oh, I'm sure he has, sir.
0:44:10 > 0:44:15- To the letter, sir - have a vol-au-vent and shut it. - Take the mickey all you like
0:44:15 > 0:44:19but Christmas dinner takes careful planning and precise execution.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Couldn't agree more.
0:44:21 > 0:44:25It's rare to find a young person with such a wise head on their shoulders, don't you think?
0:44:25 > 0:44:31- Absolutely.- I think you would be a tremendous asset to the team here. - What team?
0:44:31 > 0:44:38- Is it not just you?- Two makes a team.- OK.- How are the guests? How are we ladies and gents?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40THEY CHEER
0:44:40 > 0:44:42I'm impressed - thanks. Deek.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45You get yourself home, I'll deal with the second sitting.
0:44:45 > 0:44:50- If you don't mind...wait a minute....second sitting?- Uh-huh.
0:44:50 > 0:44:55- Lots of hungry, lonely people around and we have to cater for them. - When you say "cater..."
0:44:55 > 0:44:59- Is something wrong? - Is there going to be more food? - Just what's in the kitchen.
0:44:59 > 0:45:04- I've used what's in the kitchen. - All of it?- Yes.
0:45:04 > 0:45:09- Deek, that was meant to cover two sittings!- I did wonder why so many had left their puddings.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13I've got another 12 people arriving!
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- I'll call Gina, see if she's got anything at the Oyster. - That's a good idea.
0:45:16 > 0:45:22Although I don't think our guests will be expecting a plate of stale muffins, do you?!
0:45:23 > 0:45:28Gina? We've got a really big problem here.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Tell you what, I'll just leave you to it.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Cheerio!
0:45:40 > 0:45:41Ta-dah!
0:45:41 > 0:45:42- ALL:- Wooh! - Looks great eh?
0:45:42 > 0:45:46- It looks absolutely amazing. - And that smell, oh.
0:45:46 > 0:45:52- You should've seen him massaging the herbs into the skin. Took him hours. - MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:45:52 > 0:45:57"Start without me. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss." Aw, one kiss for each of us.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01He can plant one where the sun don't shine if he thinks I'm going without my Christmas dinner.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05- It's not his fault.- Actually it is.
0:46:05 > 0:46:10- What's Santa's Little Helpless done now?- He messed up - he'll be hours.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12OK, who wants white and who wants dark?
0:46:21 > 0:46:22He loved his presents.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Yeah, well, I loved giving them to him.
0:46:25 > 0:46:29- Tell Frances thanks too - for the books.- Aye. Of course.
0:46:29 > 0:46:34Listen, thanks for the invite. I know you're gonnae pay for it.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38- I can handle my mum.- You think so? - She'll come round, Lenny.
0:46:38 > 0:46:39No, she won't.
0:46:39 > 0:46:43- Least your right about something.- What's this?
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Christmas Day football game over, back into the trenches?
0:46:45 > 0:46:49I just don't want you leaving with my hat!
0:46:49 > 0:46:51- I was gonna keep it to next year. - Next year?
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Don't you count your turkeys before they're hatched.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Here, kiss the wee man good night for me.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03- He does love Callum, Ma.- I know.
0:47:03 > 0:47:09That's what scares me. Bad things happen to the folk Lenny loves.
0:47:14 > 0:47:18- See you later, guys. - Not too late - I'm really tired.
0:47:18 > 0:47:23- I know, just a quick drink, you, me, and Gabriel.- Is he coming?
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Well, he will do when you tell him there's a drink waiting on the bar.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Why am I telling him? He was really weird with me.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32- But up till then you'd had a nice day, right?- I guess.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Let's not have the weird bit be the thing we remember about Christmas.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38- Go on, kiss and make up.- OK.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- CAROL SINGERS SING - Will you slow down?
0:47:47 > 0:47:51- Can you hear something? - Sounds like...singing.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55- Here.- What are you doing?
0:47:55 > 0:47:57- Just come here.- What are you doing?!
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Shut up and kiss me.
0:48:04 > 0:48:08- Grab as much as you can carry. - Whoa, dinnae go mental.- Wow.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13I'm sorry I was weird today.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Well, if this is how you make it up to me.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I just wanted everything to be perfect.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21It was.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24It is.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Aye. I know. But I just...
0:48:29 > 0:48:30Come on.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38# Still the night
0:48:38 > 0:48:42# Holy the night
0:48:42 > 0:48:46# Shepherds first
0:48:46 > 0:48:49# Saw the light... #
0:48:49 > 0:48:53On you go, just give me two seconds, can't find my key.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55Yeah, that's fine.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Michael insisted that I come.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05Yeah? Why?
0:49:05 > 0:49:09He doesn't want there to be any atmosphere between us.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14Listen, sorry for snapping earlier. Don't know what came over me.
0:49:14 > 0:49:18People do strange things at Christmas.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20What did you say?
0:49:22 > 0:49:26I said people do strange things at Christmas.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- Woah, woah, wait a second. - This is for me, right?
0:49:32 > 0:49:36- I mean it's got my name on it. - Yeah, but it was...
0:49:36 > 0:49:39SHE GIGGLES
0:49:42 > 0:49:45SHE LAUGHS
0:49:45 > 0:49:47- Gabriel!- What?
0:49:47 > 0:49:53- Where did you get this?! - I don't know. Some website.
0:49:54 > 0:49:59This is exactly like the one I used to have.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02That's what I thought.
0:50:05 > 0:50:09- Thank you.- Just a silly wee thing. - No.
0:50:11 > 0:50:18It's beautiful and very...
0:50:18 > 0:50:22thoughtful and kind and... I love it, Gabriel.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26I'm glad.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- Thank you.- You already said...
0:50:58 > 0:51:01DOOR OPENS
0:51:01 > 0:51:03CHEERING AND LAUGHING
0:51:03 > 0:51:07Ah, hello, hello.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09It's starting to snow!
0:51:09 > 0:51:11God bless everyone!
0:51:13 > 0:51:16Now, have you two had a nice day?
0:51:23 > 0:51:25I'm really sorry about this.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29- Hohoho!- Ta-dah!
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Right, get that in the kitchen and start plating up.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35- What's all this?- A little community action initiative, Murray,
0:51:35 > 0:51:37and all thanks to one man - Deek Henderson.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40- Really?- I don't know what he's talking about.
0:51:40 > 0:51:45Don't be so modest. Believe me, he is the single, sole reason any of us are here, and also for the
0:51:45 > 0:51:49- fact that all these lovely people are about to be fed and watered. - That is extraordinary.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53That's the word I've been looking for and you've nailed it. Extraordinary, Deek,
0:51:53 > 0:51:56- that's what you are.- Well, thanks. - So, has he got the job?- Robbie!
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Sorry, it's just you're too modest to ask.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01Of course he's got the job - he saved the day.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Shake on it!
0:52:03 > 0:52:07Wohooo! That there is legally binding.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12You know what you can do with your first wage?
0:52:12 > 0:52:15Dinner for six, you pick the restaurant, I pick up the tab.
0:52:15 > 0:52:19Exactly. Now go supervise, because Iona's incapable.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21I am...
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Guys, thank you. Come on.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Actually, these muffins are surplus to requirements now.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31- Could you do something with them? - I've got a few ideas, yes.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57- Hi, guys, you going to the pub?- What? Yeah.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59- Yes.- Cool. I'm going to meet Stevie.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03- What's wrong?- Nothing!
0:53:06 > 0:53:09I know. It's been a really great Christmas.
0:53:09 > 0:53:14# The stars are brightly shining
0:53:14 > 0:53:20# It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth
0:53:20 > 0:53:23# Long lay the world
0:53:23 > 0:53:26# In sin and error pining
0:53:26 > 0:53:30- # Till He appeared... # - You cold?- Aye, freezing.
0:53:30 > 0:53:35- But I don't want to move. - You know our flat's empty.
0:53:35 > 0:53:41- Deek's flat's empty. I've got keys for both of them.- Oh, aye?
0:53:41 > 0:53:46So I'm just saying, if you really wanted to make it up to me.
0:53:46 > 0:53:50- Owww! What was that for? - For ruining a beautiful moment.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52I like beautiful moments but I can't feel my toes!
0:53:52 > 0:53:57- And you do owe me a present. - I've got you a present, you idiot.
0:53:57 > 0:53:58So where is it then?
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Well, the thing is, it's kind of weird...
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Or special, maybe.
0:54:08 > 0:54:14- All right. I'm sure I'll like it.- It's not really for you.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16- Is it one of they goats for Africa? - No!
0:54:16 > 0:54:20It's just you'll be giving it back to me.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22All right, now I'm lost.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32It's a ring.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39- What?- It's for me.
0:54:42 > 0:54:45So that people'll know we're getting married.
0:54:48 > 0:54:52Will you marry me, Bob Adams?
0:54:52 > 0:54:54Of course I will.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06CHEERING
0:55:20 > 0:55:24# She's gone
0:55:24 > 0:55:28# 2,000 miles
0:55:28 > 0:55:31# It's very far
0:55:33 > 0:55:36# The snow came down
0:55:36 > 0:55:40# Get's colder day by day
0:55:40 > 0:55:44# I miss her
0:55:46 > 0:55:49# I hear children singing
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# It felt like Christmas time... #
0:55:54 > 0:55:58- Listen.- No. I don't want to talk about it.
0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Gabriel, I'm getting married. - Congratulations, honey.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07Ah! Bubba!
0:56:07 > 0:56:10CHEERING AND CLAPPING
0:56:14 > 0:56:19- Sounds like a celebration. - Aye. It is. Merry Christmas, then.
0:56:19 > 0:56:23- Yeah, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
0:56:29 > 0:56:32- See you tonight, yeah?- Eh? - In the pub for the bells.
0:56:32 > 0:56:33I'm not sure. I think....
0:56:33 > 0:56:37You're not sure? It's Hogmanay. We'll be there, won't we, love?
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Yeah!
0:56:38 > 0:56:41- Anything for us? - There you go.- Thanks.
0:56:43 > 0:56:48- How long will I be closed? - Could be a couple of weeks. - A couple of weeks!
0:56:48 > 0:56:51- I take it you've not told her yet. - Told me what?
0:56:51 > 0:56:54After this run of gigs, Bob's moving to Dublin.
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