0:00:21 > 0:00:23How long am I going to be closed for?
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Could be a couple of weeks.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26A couple of weeks?!
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Well, you can't stay open if you're riddled with mice.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34I'm detaining you under Section 14 of the Criminal Procedure Act 1995.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38You're not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say may be used in evidence.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- He's intent on putting me in the jail.- What for?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- This thing at the health centre? - Receiving stolen data. What would I want with that?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- The guy last night....- There was no guy last night, remember?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08I'm sorry, Frances, but there are matters of a confidential nature
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I need to discuss with Lenny on his own.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Lenny and I don't have secrets.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Frances, there is a brief and client protocol which needs to be respected.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Oh, Hamish, drop the Rumpole routine. I need to see him. - Perhaps once we are finished.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- I'm the one backing Lenny's statement, remember? - Be that as it may...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I know Terry, he'll no' blab.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37But if he's in a safe house
0:01:37 > 0:01:39and isolated, the cops could really lean on him.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Terry's been there, he's done it. They're not gonnae scare him.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46How d'you know he's in a safe house?
0:01:46 > 0:01:51I don't. It's just, is that not what they do with key witnesses?
0:01:51 > 0:01:56- He's not a witness, is he, remember? - Lenny, I didn't mean anything by it, I just...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Sorry, sorry. You're not the enemy.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- It's OK. I know you're under pressure.- I think it's a racing certainty he is in a safe house.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06My contacts tell me he's definitely not down the station.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08They're cooking something up.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I wish I could share your confidence in Terry.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Does all that money I pay you ever buy me some positive thinking? - What it buys you is due diligence.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18We need to come up with a plan in case he does sing for his supper.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- If he does, it'll be his last supper.- I've already prepared a dossier on his past
0:02:22 > 0:02:26which would clearly undermine his credibility as a witness.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30It includes several misdemeanours that even the police don't know about.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I could give you more of them. Are they not gonnae expect that? Is dirt on him gonnae be enough?
0:02:34 > 0:02:39It would all come down to the attitude of the judge to a plea bargaining witness.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42On the plus side, a lot of them do frown upon it,
0:02:42 > 0:02:45they see their evidence as necessarily biased.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yeah, to say the least.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52But our ace, undoubtedly, is your corroboration
0:02:52 > 0:02:55and your credibility as a witness.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Sorry about putting you in the middle, but listen, I'll not forget this.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Unless, of course, there are any skeletons in your own cupboard?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Skeletons?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's like the catacombs.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Terry, this is not smart.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Retracting your statement about Lenny Murdoch
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- doesn't dig you out of a hole. - PHONE RINGS
0:03:26 > 0:03:30I'll say it again. This has got nothing to do with Lenny.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- ANSWERPHONE:- 'This is DI Donald. Please leave your name and number
0:03:33 > 0:03:36'and any message after the tone. Thank you.'
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Hi, it's me. We need to meet as soon as possible. Call me.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44You have to understand, we've got Murdoch where we want him.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Don't let yourself go down with him.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Obviously I need to remind you what you're facing.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01You're looking at 10 to 15 for armed robbery.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04What? Armed robbery? Where'd that come from? I never used a shooter.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- You had an illegal gun in your possession.- It was in the car!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10It will amount to the same thing in the eyes of the fiscal.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Yeah, especially when it turned out I left it at the scene of crime, eh?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16But that would be manufacturing evidence.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18It's not even my gun.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Whose is it, then?- I can't remember.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, Terry, your memory loss is about to cost you dear.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You could be looking at a 20 stretch
0:04:31 > 0:04:34once your other convictions are taken into account.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37You really want to take the fall for Lenny Murdoch?
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Well, I think I can declare the basement a mouse-free zone,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- but the spiders are having a field day.- What?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52I'm joking.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yeah, well, don't. I'm not in the mood.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Gina, you'll wear a hole in that.
0:04:58 > 0:05:03I'm not gonnae give this environmental health guy any excuse to find fault.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I want this whole place spotless. - It always is.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Yeah, and they still shut us down.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09It'll be fine.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14It won't be fine, not until we get paying customers through the door.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Och, I'm worried sick.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20All the money we've lost, and there's still bills needing paid.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25One step at a time. Let's get this council jobsworth out the way first.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35TV: 'You can't just go out the front and play.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39'It's too wet. It's constantly raining.'
0:05:42 > 0:05:43What you doing?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Nae cold feet?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Do you really need to ask me that?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, you've been down this road before.
0:05:52 > 0:05:58Look, Stella, I'm telling you, for me, this is it.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59For better or worse?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02It's only gonnae be better.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03I love you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Aye, well, that's handy, in't it?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Seein' as we're gettin' married, because if you didnae...- Shut up!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I love you too.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15You better.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Here.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- You sure you're all right with keeping this whole thing a secret?- Course I am.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24And not telling your ma?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Definitely not telling my ma.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29OK, so, witnesses?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Right, well, I was thinking,
0:06:33 > 0:06:38I'm probably gonnae ask Deek to be my best man and witness.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- You all right with that? - Of course I am. Is he gonnae be?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Aye! Why not?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Right, well, I'm gonnae ask Gabriel.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Right.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54No, nothing, I was just thinking maybe you were gonnae ask
0:06:54 > 0:06:56one of the lassies, like Iona or something.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I thought you wanted to keep this thing a secret?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Aye, right enough.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Morning, Mr...?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Urquhart. Nigel Urquhart.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Murray Crozier.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13You the owner?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17No, that'll be me. Gina Hamilton.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Pleasure.- Likewise.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22The basement?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Door's through the back. I'll take you down.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29That won't be necessary. I conduct inspections alone.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Let's hope you get a result.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Why are you here?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Gina, let's not...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, I just thought I could help, if...
0:07:40 > 0:07:43What, stick your nose in my business again?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I do have some influence over the council, you know.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, I know. That's how you got me shut down in the first place.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Gina, please...- For heaven's sake, do I have to listen to this all over again?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55No, not at all. You could leave right now.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59I'm sure you've got plenty of customers over there waiting for their coffee.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02The Oyster was closed down. Who wouldn't exploit that?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Someone with a conscience, a moral compass, maybe?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Enough! Eileen, I don't think your presence here is helping matters.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I know when I'm not wanted.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15No, you don't, actually. Which is the whole problem!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- How dare you talk to me like I'm...? - Eileen! Go, now!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27What?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Diplomacy isn't really your strong point these days, is it?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You're saying I'm as bad as her?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34There's no Punch without Judy.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I don't believe you!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40When have I ever done the dirty on her? Eh? Tell me!
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Look, we both know Eileen was born devoid of the tact gene,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48but I don't think she's as calculating as you're making out, that's all.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Yeah? Well, thanks a bunch for all your support(!)
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Well?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- It was never a good deal. - It's the best you're gonnae get.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02It won't be on the table for long.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05The fiscal's breathing down my neck.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08He wants a cast-iron conviction, not a plea bargain.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10My life would be over.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12So you'd rather spend 20 years in prison
0:09:12 > 0:09:15than go on to the witness protection programme?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17What kind of life would it be?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18DONALD CHUCKLES
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Granted, there wouldn't be the rush of being a big shot in Shieldinch,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24but I think most people could cope with that.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I've got friends, family.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Family, you can take with you, within reason.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Friends, well, let's face it.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34If you grass, they're not gonnae be your friends any more,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- and if you don't, you'll never see them anyway.- That's not funny.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Who's trying to be funny?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'm laying it on the line for you here, Terry.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You correct your faulty recall
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and you get what he won't for a very long time. Freedom.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52What you're offering's just another kind of prison.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Crap food, slopping out, banged up for 19 hours a day
0:09:57 > 0:10:00in a 10 x 6 cell with three other guys. You'd prefer that?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I don't expect you to understand, but there is a code of honour.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12It's actually quite touching that you could believe that.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Do you seriously believe that Lenny Murdoch
0:10:15 > 0:10:18would hesitate for even a millisecond
0:10:18 > 0:10:20to dump on you if it meant swerving the jail?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You don't know Lenny. He respects loyalty.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Well, no doubt he expects your loyalty. Why should you give him it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Because he'd look after my family, no question.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35So what? So he bungs your wife a few quid for the first year you're in prison.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36That's nothing to him - peanuts.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I guarantee you it won't go beyond that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You'll get quietly forgotten about,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45and your wife and kids will struggle to survive.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Come on, Terry. It's a no-brainer, mate.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Do this thing for your family.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Right. What is so important? Is the garage bothering you again?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07No. The garage is cool. It's not that.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Look, I've got something I want to ask you.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Stella and me, we're gonna get married next week, in secret.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, right.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25"Congratulations, Bob. That's brilliant news."
0:11:25 > 0:11:29No, sorry, it's just I wasn't expecting that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Erm, congratulations. That's fantastic, really.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39Well, I'm glad you think so, because I want you to be my best man.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Bob, you remember what happened last time? I'd be a Jonah!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Look, Charley might have walked, but you know the real story there.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52And, Deek, it meant an awful lot to me,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56you being my best man then, and it still would now.
0:11:57 > 0:12:02I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm thinking. I would be honoured.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Come here.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You're a lucky guy.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Oh, come on, nae greetin'. Save that for the wedding.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I've been working on my speech as well.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Maybe you could have a wee look at that for me?- Aye, sure.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20And we were thinking, if it's all right with you,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23we could set something up here at the community centre,
0:12:23 > 0:12:27make out that it's a Valentine's night bash, invite all the friends and family.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- You'll help me organise that, eh? - Absolutely.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33And when that's up and running and everybody's here,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36we'll waltz in, "Da-da! We're married!"
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Who else is gonnae know about it?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Nobody, really, apart from Gabriel. Stella wants him to be a witness.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49OK. But why the secrecy?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52We just want to have a quiet wedding and then have a big party.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It'll be brilliant!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And so with the improvements you've made,
0:13:00 > 0:13:06it's within my scope to grant you a temporary licence to re-open.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Temporary?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11More substantial works will have to be undertaken within the next three months,
0:13:11 > 0:13:15and then we can look again at extending your licence.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17What do you mean by more substantial?
0:13:17 > 0:13:23Well, the reason that vermin obtained access to your basement in the first place
0:13:23 > 0:13:25was due to subsidence,
0:13:25 > 0:13:29so permanent remedial work will have to be undertaken.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What kind of remedial work?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35The standard procedure is that deep holes are drilled at an angle
0:13:35 > 0:13:39on the pavement outside and in the backcourts to go right under the foundations.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Concrete is then pumped in to fill the boreholes.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46You're kidding me? That's gonnae cost thousands!
0:13:46 > 0:13:52Possibly, but if you want your cafe to stay open, suffice to say,
0:13:52 > 0:13:53it's your only option.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Maybe we can make a claim on the insurance.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Oh, no, no, the insurance companies got wise to that one 30 years ago.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03It's the old mine workings. Shieldinch is riddled with them.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06No, you'll find in your insurance claim, there'll be an exception.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Guaranteed. Good morning.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Wait a minute, you. You can't...
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Thank you, Mr Urquhart. Let me get the door for you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- MOCKING TONE:- "Thank you. Let me get the door for you."
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Why are you being so nice to that wee creep?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Someone had to. I thought you were gonna stab him. - I certainly felt like it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30C'mon, it's not his fault.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32That's right, he's only following orders.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35We need to keep him onside for the next inspection.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38How are we going to afford to pay for all this?
0:14:38 > 0:14:43We've got to get this place open for business, that's the first step.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Want me to phone Stella? - Yeah, get her in.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Stella? Good news.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yep. We're open.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You need to cut Lenny some slack.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Run that past me again. - I'm serious.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Why would I do that? Cut HIM some slack?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I'm just beginning to understand how he operates
0:15:22 > 0:15:26and I'll have a whole lot more on him soon, but I need time. Just lay off him for a while.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30I admire your dedication, but I've got Lenny just where I want him.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What do you mean? Did Terry talk?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34We chewed the fat for a bit.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37So, he's going to testify against him?
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- I'm really not at liberty to say. - Come on, we're collaborators.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well, we seem to be collaborators when it suits you?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47OK, fair comment.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50But I don't think you appreciate how hard this has been for me.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I do appreciate it. Really, I do.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58All I can say is, I've sent a report to the fiscal.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Did he implicate Lenny? - Frances.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03This affects me too. I have to know where I stand.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Look, it was smart of you to stand up for Lenny in public like that
0:16:07 > 0:16:09but now's the time to change your statement
0:16:09 > 0:16:11and let the law take its course.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Agreed?
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Why would anyone agree to put themselves in danger?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Lenny will be in jail.- Oh, c'mon! We both know that'll make no difference!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- You'll get protection.- I'm the one in the lose-lose situation here
0:16:24 > 0:16:26and you couldn't care less.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, that's wrong. I... I do care about you.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31You know I do.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33That is not the same thing as caring for me.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- I'm really sorry about before. - Save it!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40It's a bit late to be coming over all noble, is it not?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Look, it's simple. You change your statement
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and I'll make sure you don't have to testify in court.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49That way, your betrayal, if that's what it is, never gets made public.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52So, you set me up as Lenny's number one enemy
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- and I'm supposed to be grateful? - I won't let him harm you.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but I'm beginning to get it.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Terry's evidence won't hold up against my statement.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You don't know what he's going to say.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Terry's a convicted criminal and anyone with sense would see
0:17:07 > 0:17:09it as incriminating Lenny to save his own neck.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I've got more than enough on Lenny, don't worry.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Your original statement would be a hindrance,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18but a hindrance I could do without.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21You do want to see Lenny go to jail, don't you?
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Why not just save yourself a lot of grief and agree to this?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Sorry, this hindrance is not willing to be the sacrificial lamb.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Oh, come on, Frances! I need an answer.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39You can go screw yourself.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47There you go, son.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Cheers, Raymond.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52This is the time of year winter feels really long, isn't it?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56You're right, wee man. When's it ever gonna stop raining?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00So, I was just wondering what you were all up to on the 14th?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06The 14th? Do you want to be my Valentine?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Good. That'll save me the bother. Load of commercial nonsense.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Malcolm, don't be such a curmudgeon.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I was only saying.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Go on, dear.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Me and Deek are trying to organise a night at the community centre.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Kick off some of the winter blues, you know what I mean?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25And I was trying to come up with a list of friends
0:18:25 > 0:18:29and family that might be interested in coming along.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, what a lovely idea!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34That's great! I'll help you out if you need anything.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Aye, cheers mate.- Wait a minute. Are you not taking Stella out for Valentine's?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Aye... well, this... this would be us going out.
0:18:41 > 0:18:47To a community centre on a wet Tuesday night in February?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And they say romance is dead.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Just ignore that pair. So, what's afoot?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Eh?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Your plans for the night? What's to happen?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh right, aye...
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Me and Deek, we were trying to organise a...
0:19:05 > 0:19:06a charity quiz night.
0:19:06 > 0:19:12Excellent! Based on Saint Valentine?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Aye, oh, aye. Definitely.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Great lovers of history, that sort of thing?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Dante and Beatrice, Antony and Cleopatra...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Colin and Justin.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Nero and Zero.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Fran and Anna. - Lord Nelson and Lady Hamilton.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Aye, that's it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I'm sure you've lots of ideas,
0:19:35 > 0:19:39but I could maybe help you make up the questions.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Good, I can cheat. - Magic. Thanks, Liz.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Laurel and Hardy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Richard and Judy.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Mike and Bernie Winters.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Me and Eileen. Tam and Michelle.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, naw!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Any news from Hamish?
0:19:58 > 0:20:03No. No news is good news, I reckon. Terry's not let me down.
0:20:03 > 0:20:09Lenny, you know, maybe you should get out now, while you still can.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Steady. They're gonna have to be good to catch me, and they're not that good.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I've got a bad feeling.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- I'm worried the net is closing, and you won't be able to escape.- The net?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You think the polis are like the ones you see on the telly?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Always get their man? Well, they don't.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27They're numpties, most of them. Anyway, where am I gonnae go?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Spain?- What? And spend the rest of my days with a bunch of perma-tanned,
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- cockney wide boys in Malaga? - It's better than prison.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Barlinnie's not got the beaches, but I heard Tommy Sheridan still managed to get a sunbed in there!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Lenny, I'm worried.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45I know, I know, sorry. Look, what you've got to understand here.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51My family are lost to me, all I've got left is my grandson.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I cannae walk away from that.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58You're tense.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Sorry, look, I'm no use to you here.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06I'm gonna go, take a walk, try and clear my head.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11- OK. I'll keep you posted. - Thanks.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Deek! Great idea about the quiz night!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Good to see you and Bob showing some initiative with the community centre.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- No bother. - It's a great example! Well done!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Quiz night?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Picking up?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yeah, we're run off our feet(!)
0:21:46 > 0:21:48C'mon, it's a start.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Two teas and a doughnut between them. Sure, we're raking it in(!)
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Gina, I went to pay the gas bill from our joint account,
0:21:57 > 0:21:59but there was no money there. Did you...?
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- I moved it into the Oyster account. - Why? We need money in the joint account.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06We need it more in the Oyster.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Have you forgotten what that weasel from the council said?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12No. But do you not think you should've consulted me first?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14D'you not want to help me save the Oyster?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Are you being deliberately provocative? Of course I want to save the Oyster.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Well, where's your game plan then?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24We'll talk about this later.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33What I did I tell you from the very start?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37What did I tell you?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Not to cut a deal with a cop.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42So, do you regret it?
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Yes.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Was I right?- Yes.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49And now you want my advice.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Lenny's about to be arrested for robbery
0:22:53 > 0:22:56and my statement is the only thing that can stop it.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59So what's the problem? The statement won't stand up?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01It can't.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Donald wants me to change it or be exposed in open court.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09You must have been swapped in the maternity ward,
0:23:09 > 0:23:14because I couldn't have spawned anybody as stupid as you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yeah, sarcasm's easy. You want a result?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Help me to find a solution.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22There's only one thing for it.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24What's that?
0:23:24 > 0:23:29If Lenny's about to slip from our grasp, we have no option.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32What do you mean?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You need to kill him now.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36You're joking!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42No. No! I will not commit murder for you.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Not for me, for your brother.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47No! It's not happening.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Then how are you going to keep him out of jail?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54I need a drink.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Make mine a double.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Hiya, Bob!- All right?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Look, Stella, a regular.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11See? Word's spreading.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14It's great you're open again, Gina. We all missed the Oyster.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19- Och, another!- Thankfully. I can get a decent coffee at last!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22The stuff they serve in the Ship is rubbish.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, Deek. Two cappuccinos coming up, and they're on the house!
0:24:25 > 0:24:30- Nae chance! They're paying. - Cheers.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36So, quiz night?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I know. It's not my idea.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I was ambushed by Liz, you know what she's like.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44But we'll need to go along with it now.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46At least it gets everybody in the same place,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48and that's the main thing, isn't it?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Bob, is this whole thing not just a wee bit daft?
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Why not just tell folk?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I already told you, I've promised Stella we'll keep it secret.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00So what's this quiz all about?
0:25:00 > 0:25:06It's a Valentine's special. Great lovers of history.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- You are kidding me on.- No.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Liz's idea?- Aye.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Is everything all right? - Yeah.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21By the way, congratulations.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Cheers. You're up for it, then? - Up for what?
0:25:23 > 0:25:29Eh...a Valentine's charity quiz night at the community centre.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Lovers of history!
0:25:33 > 0:25:38You know, like Dante and Cleopatra,
0:25:38 > 0:25:40an' Napoleon and Beatrice.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42It'll be brilliant!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Aye, amazin'!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46You lot really should get out more.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Too much tonic.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01So, why the reluctance to get rid of him?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- I couldn't kill anyone. - Bring him here, I'll do it.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, yeah, great. Perfect solution(!)
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I'm serious. I'll be dead soon anyway.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- I've got nothing to lose. - You're not being helpful.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- He'll have a weakness. - Who?
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Your cop.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Use it. It worked with Lenny.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Absolutely not!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35He's tried it on with you?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Then don't hesitate.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44He's yours for the taking.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Look, don't get me wrong, I'm delighted to be asked,
0:26:49 > 0:26:54but is there not somebody else out there, more suitable than me?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Like who?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, I don't know, should you not have a best maid or something?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Gabriel, you saved my life.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05OK, I get it.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Look, just because of that, don't feel obliged.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12No, I don't, and it's not just that anyway.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18Ever since you came here, you've been a pal.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- And you didn't judge me. - That's no big deal.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25It is to me, a lot of people did, and a lot of people still do,
0:27:25 > 0:27:28given my past and all that. And I want to pay you back.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32All right. All right. I'm in. I'm not wearing a dress mind!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37So what about the reception? You got anything sorted?
0:27:38 > 0:27:42You're no' gonna believe this.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- Hi. - Hello, stranger.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Thought I'd check my appointments.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57You've got a couple, but if it carries on like this, I don't know...
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- Sorry?- Look, Frances, I need to think of the bigger picture.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05You're an excellent stylist, but your cancellations aren't good for the salon.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10It's just been this week and I'll be giving all those people a discount when they re-book.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- Is this to do with Lenny? - I can't say.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Frances, you need to be careful.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19- In what respect?- The police could come after you next.
0:28:19 > 0:28:25- And why would they do that? - Look, Lenny Murdoch contaminates everything and everyone he touches.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28You don't know what you're talking about.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Frances, I'm trying to help you.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33No, you're trying to lecture me. I'm a big girl.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Butt out!
0:28:40 > 0:28:45- Hiya. What a result, eh? - Result?
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Word is, Lenny's going down this time.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51Has it escaped your notice that Lenny and I are in a relationship?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53He's turned your head but that's what he's good at.
0:28:53 > 0:28:58Pretty soon you're gonnae realise you're better off without him, believe me.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02How is it all the women round here seem to know what's good for me?
0:29:02 > 0:29:07- Well, let's face it, it's not hard to see what your problem is. - Mind your own business!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09Don't say I didnae warn you!
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Closed up? - No, left Stella in charge.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22- Had to get away from the crowds for a while.- Still quiet?
0:29:22 > 0:29:25That 2-for-1 at the Ship.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I know. It's not fair.
0:29:27 > 0:29:32Oh, yeah? I thought Eileen wasn't as calculating as I was making her out to be?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43What you doing?
0:29:43 > 0:29:47I'm going through the Oyster's accounts.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50- Why? - I'm trying to assess its viability.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53You're trying to...?
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Since when did you become Alan Sugar?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58You're the one that asked me if I had a game plan.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01So, Sir Alan, how is our viability?
0:30:02 > 0:30:04You know I've got money put away.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09I was trying to work out if it was worthwhile putting it into the cafe.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Is that right?
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Looking at these figures, it just wouldn't be a sound investment.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18I've got to think about my future.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- YOUR future?- Sorry...
0:30:20 > 0:30:22OUR future.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Unless you increase turnover drastically,
0:30:26 > 0:30:28you're gonnae have to think about
0:30:28 > 0:30:30selling up.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36- SHE LAUGHS - Well, thank you for that stunning financial insight(!)
0:30:36 > 0:30:39A small, female brain like mine
0:30:39 > 0:30:41could never have come up with that one!
0:30:41 > 0:30:43That's not fair.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45You know, I must have imagined
0:30:45 > 0:30:48I was running a successful business for years
0:30:48 > 0:30:51before Murray Trump turned up!
0:30:51 > 0:30:53See when I think of all the crap I had to put up with
0:30:53 > 0:30:57with that stupid son of yours and his get-rich-quick schemes!
0:30:57 > 0:31:02Here, why did you never apply your financial wizardry to that dope?
0:31:02 > 0:31:03I can't win with you!
0:31:03 > 0:31:06You ask me to help, I try, and I get dog's abuse.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Well, you deserve it!
0:31:08 > 0:31:11How dare you look at my accounts without my permission?!
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Your permission?
0:31:14 > 0:31:19Yes! My permission! These don't belong to you, Murray!
0:31:19 > 0:31:23And another thing, you'll get every penny back from that joint account.
0:31:23 > 0:31:28Oh, for God's sake, Gina, now you're just being stupid.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I won't be in your debt, Murray, don't you worry about that!
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Will you not think of at least getting out of Glasgow
0:31:39 > 0:31:41until we know what's happening?
0:31:41 > 0:31:43You're the one who needs to take care.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45- How do you mean?- That statement. You gonnae persist with it?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Of course I am.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50If they've got anything on me, it leaves you out in the open.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52That's a risk I'm willing to take.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54There's no reason for both of us to go down.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57I appreciate your concern, but you won't change my mind.
0:31:57 > 0:31:58DOORBELL RINGS
0:32:00 > 0:32:01MOBILE RINGS
0:32:07 > 0:32:11'DI Donald's being very cagey. He wouldn't tell me what these "new developments" are
0:32:11 > 0:32:14'but he'll have to, before we get to the station.'
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- You reckon Terry's let us down? - I think it's the most likely...
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Carry on.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22I do think it's the most likely scenario.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Exactly what he has said, we'll find out in due course.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26What's happened?
0:32:26 > 0:32:31Lenny's been asked to report to the station at Mossgreen for questioning by 7pm.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34They must be closing that net you were talking about?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37- Oh, Lenny...- Ach, well. At least the waiting's over.
0:32:37 > 0:32:42Now, Lenny, there's a few options we have to discuss here, and, I'm sorry,
0:32:42 > 0:32:44but I must insist we do this alone.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46All right, Hamish. Keep your hair on.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Oops, too late!
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Lenny, I'm worried.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00I know you say they're idiots, but...this isn't looking good.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Look, you've not been through this before, I have.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04I can go head to head with Donald.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07But if Terry's testifying, you can't do this without my statement,
0:33:07 > 0:33:09can you?
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Look, I'm sorry it's came to this.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Don't worry...
0:33:14 > 0:33:16..I won't let you down.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Stella, darlin', away you go.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52What, you shutting early?
0:33:52 > 0:33:53Might as well.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Things can only get better, eh?
0:33:57 > 0:33:58They will, Gina.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Listen, I'm kinda thinking, maybe you don't need me the now?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06It'd be a saving, till you get back on your feet again.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Thanks, pet. But I've not got to that stage yet.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Aye, you have.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14You don't need to pretend with me.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18I feel rotten. Why should you suffer?
0:34:18 > 0:34:22I'm not suffering. You're the one that's got the trouble and that,
0:34:22 > 0:34:23and I want to help you out.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Thanks.
0:34:25 > 0:34:26It will work out.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34There you go.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Cheers, Raymond.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46You know, you can spot it a mile off.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47What's that?
0:34:47 > 0:34:51A man on the end of a doing from his own true love.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Is it that obvious?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Well, many's the time I've studied the mirror,
0:34:56 > 0:35:01checking out the worry lines Eileen had heaped on my poor old fizzog.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03I can see the tell-tale signs.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Am I right, or am I right?
0:35:08 > 0:35:10I know you're just trying to cheer me up,
0:35:10 > 0:35:13but it's more than a tiff this time.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14I know about the report.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18I understand the strain that puts you both under.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21And see this two-for-one coffee deal here?
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Tell Gina I'm gonna put the kibosh on that.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Eileen agree?
0:35:25 > 0:35:27She will when I tell her.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Anyway, I think the Oyster troubles are just a smokescreen, really.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38For what?
0:35:39 > 0:35:43For the fact that Gina can barely tolerate me at times.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45I know that feeling.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Murray, I know I was joking earlier on, but Gina?
0:35:48 > 0:35:51She's a gem, full stop.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52I know she is.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55And you've come through worse and survived.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Yeah, but the Jack business,
0:35:58 > 0:36:03maybe I just conveniently ignored what that meant.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Which was?
0:36:04 > 0:36:07That our relationship is fundamentally flawed
0:36:07 > 0:36:09and I can't face up to it.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Look, Murray, when you're going through a hard time,
0:36:12 > 0:36:14seems like everything's against you,
0:36:14 > 0:36:17but you'll come out the other side, I know you will.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20What? Like you and Eileen?
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Sorry, that was low.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Forget it. No offence taken.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Look, you want another one?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Aye, why not?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35See? My counselling may be crap,
0:36:35 > 0:36:37but my service is good.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56KNOCK ON DOOR
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Come in.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Well?
0:37:23 > 0:37:25I'm changing my statement.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Thank you.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29I'm glad you didn't force my hand.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Despite what I said earlier, I didn't want to go down that road.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34But, I'm scared, really scared.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38I told you. I will do everything in my power to protect you.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41For ever? Lenny Murdoch won't mind playing the long game.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45And he wouldn't be dirtying his own hands anyway. So how do I, or you,
0:37:45 > 0:37:48get around that?
0:37:48 > 0:37:49I can make this happen.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52I'm doing it for Terry and I can do it for you.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54What? Witness protection?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57But that means relocating, doesn't it?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Another new identity? And I'd be on my own.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02I don't know if I've got the stomach for that.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04This is a mess!
0:38:04 > 0:38:07You have to hang on to the fact that you have succeeded.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Lenny is going to prison.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12I'm not sure it's been worth it.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14I feel cheap,
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- used...- You are not cheap, don't ever say that.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20You have no idea how hard this has been,
0:38:20 > 0:38:23with that man's hands all over me.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26I'm the one who's used you, and for that I am genuinely sorry.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31But I'll make amends, I'll look after you...
0:38:33 > 0:38:35- How...?- I'd come with you.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37What?
0:38:37 > 0:38:38I'd come with you.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43I can request a transfer to another force.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45I don't understand...
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Vivien...
0:38:48 > 0:38:50I'm in love with you.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Tell me now if there's any possibility that you share my feelings?
0:39:21 > 0:39:26Right, I'm calling the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre committee meeting to order.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27No need to rub it in.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29I'd say there is.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Listen, we're gonna use this to our advantage.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34It gives us an excuse to decorate the hall, for starters.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37I've still got a wad of Valentine stuff from the old pop-up shop.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39What about grub?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Free packet of Love Hearts for every contestant?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45You know what, I'll deal with that.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Call that my wedding present to you.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50I was thinking three types of pakora and chips and curry sauce
0:39:50 > 0:39:52to be there for what, half-nine?
0:39:52 > 0:39:55- Magic! - Nice one! What about music but?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58I've got a mate with some decks, he'll maybe DJ it, too.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00We just need to sneak him in the back.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02I'm starting to look forward to this.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Oh, thanks!
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Raymondo! What about a keg of lager for Tuesday night?
0:40:07 > 0:40:08For a quiz night?
0:40:08 > 0:40:12C'mon, a wee bit of winter cheer and all proceeds to charity.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Fair dos.
0:40:16 > 0:40:17Right, now for the hard bit.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18What?
0:40:18 > 0:40:22The quiz questions. We still need to keep up the pretence, don't we?
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- Sorted, I've already given her a call.- Who?
0:40:26 > 0:40:31Here she comes, meet your quiz inquisitor!
0:40:31 > 0:40:35Ah, Bob, there you are! I've been at the library
0:40:35 > 0:40:36all afternoon!
0:40:36 > 0:40:39And I've got some fascinating material to go over with you!
0:40:39 > 0:40:43We'll, er...we'll leave you to it.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Thank you.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50- Thanks a lot.- No sweat, wee man.
0:40:51 > 0:40:57I was thinking, we should divide questions into four periods.
0:40:57 > 0:41:02Antiquity, The Renaissance, The Romantic Period
0:41:02 > 0:41:05and the Modern Era. What do you think?
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Aye, sounds great.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Magnus Magnusson, she isn't.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14First thing we'll do is take your new statement.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17You'll have to come down to the station...
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Frances?
0:41:25 > 0:41:26Vivien?
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Urgent letter?
0:41:42 > 0:41:43What you doing?
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Just sending something to my bank for safekeeping.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48What?
0:41:48 > 0:41:49A little skin flick.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Need to make sure it doesn't end up on YouTube.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54You taped us?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56How will that go down with your superintendent?
0:41:56 > 0:42:00- You're sick.- Will it affect your chances of promotion, do you think?
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- What do you want? - Do I have to spell it out?
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Get Terry to drop his testimony on Lenny.
0:42:10 > 0:42:14I can't do that. We've already offered a plea bargain.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17You'll find a way. I have faith in you.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Be reasonable!
0:42:23 > 0:42:27I'm meeting the fiscal in the morning to go over the details.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31So, Terry changed his mind, told you to shove it, isn't that right?
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Why would you do this for Murdoch? - You're hurting me!- Why?
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Because I'm in love with him.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40You...
0:42:40 > 0:42:42you can't love him!
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Put this in motion, or I'll be paying a visit to my bank in the morning.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47D'you want to come in?
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Oh, yes, and then I thought
0:43:04 > 0:43:08we might have a, "Who was it said what of whom?" section.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Right.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12You know the kind of thing?
0:43:12 > 0:43:15For instance, "Who was it said,
0:43:15 > 0:43:21"'He's mad, bad and dangerous to know', of whom?"
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Eh... Noel Gallagher about Liam?
0:43:24 > 0:43:27No, Silly Billy!
0:43:27 > 0:43:31It was Lady Caroline Lamb about Lord Byron, of course.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Oh, aye, so it was.
0:43:36 > 0:43:37Poor Bob.
0:43:37 > 0:43:38It is funny but.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42Listen, I didn't have the chance earlier.
0:43:42 > 0:43:47- I just wanted to say I'm really happy for you and Bob.- Thanks, Deek.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49I really appreciate that.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53And it's great that you agreed to be his best man. He's chuffed to bits.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56Well, I'm not going to pretend that I'll find it easy...
0:43:56 > 0:43:57I know.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00But Bob's been there for me a million times,
0:44:00 > 0:44:04so there's no way I'd let him down now.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Right, so why are you not there for him now then?
0:44:07 > 0:44:11Well, because I'm enjoying watching him suffer too much.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16What about the stuff that Cheryl said about Ashley Cole?
0:44:18 > 0:44:23Cheryl Cole, I know who that is, but Ashley Cole, who's she?
0:44:23 > 0:44:26She? No, no, he. He's a football player.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Oh. A football player.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31I don't imagine he'd have very much to say, do you?
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Brandy all right?
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Perfect.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39I had to steal it out the first-aid box.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45- Thank you.- So, What on earth was all that about?
0:44:45 > 0:44:53I've got myself in a situation, and I...
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Look, I'm sorry, forget it.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00You don't have to tell me anything.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08You still seeing Lenny Murdoch, then?
0:45:08 > 0:45:11You're not going to warn me off as well, are you?
0:45:11 > 0:45:16Me, no. When it comes to men, I'm hardly qualified.
0:45:17 > 0:45:21Wish all the other women in Shieldinch felt that way.
0:45:21 > 0:45:22You been getting tons of advice?
0:45:22 > 0:45:25And then some.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Listen...er...
0:45:29 > 0:45:33Could I ask you to forget about what you saw out there tonight?
0:45:35 > 0:45:36Sure.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41So the cafe's opened up again?
0:45:41 > 0:45:45Yeah, the mice have scarpered, but I've been left
0:45:45 > 0:45:49with a whole lot of remedial work to do in the basement.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53That's what I've been doing, trying to work out how I can afford it.
0:45:53 > 0:45:55I'm at my wit's end.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57I thought the Oyster was a good going concern?
0:45:57 > 0:46:01Och, the margins get tighter every year.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04And that close-down, well, it just pushed us to our limits.
0:46:04 > 0:46:05What about a bank loan?
0:46:05 > 0:46:09Haven't you heard? The bankers need all their money for their bonuses.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Have you ever thought about taking on a partner?
0:46:12 > 0:46:18- Why? You interested? - No, but I'd like to help you out.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21And what are you? My fairy godmother?
0:46:21 > 0:46:25- You got any more of this?- Sure.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59BREAKING GLASS AND ALARM
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- SHE SCREAMS - Hey! Hey! Take it easy!
0:47:21 > 0:47:23Take it easy! It's only me.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27- Oh, Lenny! You gave me such a fright! - Oh, come on, you're all right.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30What are you doing here? What happened at the police station?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Me and Hamish pitched up as instructed,
0:47:32 > 0:47:34sat about for an hour, there was no sign of Donald,
0:47:34 > 0:47:37then the big desk sergeant, came out and told us we should go.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40- Did they give a reason?- No, c'mon, that would've shown manners.
0:47:40 > 0:47:41Hamish tried to press him on it,
0:47:41 > 0:47:44but in actual fact, I don't think the big dumplin' knew why.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48- What do you think?- I think, I think that Terry done the honourable thing
0:47:48 > 0:47:50and fell on his sword.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Hamish reckons that Donald was bluffing,
0:47:52 > 0:47:54trying to force us into taking a plea.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56I told you, numpty-ville.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Hey, this is a good thing.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05I'm sorry. It's just been a difficult day.
0:48:05 > 0:48:10I guess you're just not cut out for this cloak-and-dagger malarkey.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12I guess not.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15C'mon. Let's go get a drink to celebrate?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27For you, that was clever.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35So where's the video?
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I posted it to my bank.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41Mmmm... Maybe you weren't swapped at birth after all.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45I'm not so sure about that.
0:48:47 > 0:48:51And how's lover boy? Not the cop, the gangster.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53It's confusing, isn't it?
0:48:53 > 0:48:56He's quite pleased with himself right now, as you can imagine.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00Do you think your cop will shop you with Lenny?
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- He can't, or his career's over. - Will he get in the way though?
0:49:03 > 0:49:06If you'd seen the look on his face last night,
0:49:06 > 0:49:11- you'd know he wasn't coming back. - Oh, the fickleness of women, eh?
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Well, we're back on track.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Good!
0:49:17 > 0:49:20No, not good.
0:49:20 > 0:49:21Why's that?
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Wracked with guilt and remorse, are we?
0:49:24 > 0:49:27I feel like a cheap tart.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29You'll get over it.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32I'm not like you! I'm not made of stone!
0:49:32 > 0:49:38I have feelings, normal, human feelings.
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Have you any idea how ridiculous you sound?
0:49:40 > 0:49:44"I've got feelings, normal, human feelings"!
0:49:44 > 0:49:47You knew what you were getting into.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51This is war, and in war you have to be willing to do anything to win.
0:49:53 > 0:49:57I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.
0:49:57 > 0:49:58Are you listening to me?
0:49:58 > 0:50:04Can I just remind you your brother doesn't have any choices,
0:50:04 > 0:50:06good or bad.
0:50:06 > 0:50:10He doesn't have the luxury of your selfish moral dilemma.
0:50:10 > 0:50:18Why? Because he's dead! Dead! And that scumbag Murdoch is responsible.
0:50:18 > 0:50:22So, give it up with the whining and feeling sorry for yourself
0:50:22 > 0:50:25and get bloody well on with it!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27The sooner you deal with him,
0:50:27 > 0:50:30the sooner you can get back to putting it out for guys you do like.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36All right, my petal?
0:50:38 > 0:50:43- Can you believe that?- He wasn't charged?- No, Jimmy says Lenny's been boasting about it this morning.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45He's walked away, scot free. That swine's got nine lives.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48- Well, maybe that'll not be the end of it.- Let's hope so,
0:50:48 > 0:50:51but I was talking to that Frances yesterday
0:50:51 > 0:50:54and I reckon she knows more than she was telling.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58- I wouldn't be surprised if it had something to do with her.- That's what he's got lawyers for.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01You should have heard the mouthful she gave me when I criticised her precious Lenny.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05Well, she would defend him, wouldn't she?
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Exactly, and what does that tell you about her?
0:51:07 > 0:51:10She's got bad taste in men? I dunno.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12- She was in here yesterday, and we got talking.- Why?
0:51:12 > 0:51:14About Lenny?
0:51:14 > 0:51:16No, no, just stuff.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18She was being all nice.
0:51:18 > 0:51:21- Nice? Are you daft? - I must be.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25I need to pick up Madonna from nursery, see you later.
0:51:28 > 0:51:32- I take it I'm the talk of the steamie.- Something like that. What you wanting?
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Espresso, to go.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38- Good to see you opened up again. - Yeah.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42A cafe like this, it's a part of the community.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45A focal point, a comfort zone, if you like.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Yeah, well, this particular comfort zone
0:51:47 > 0:51:49could be doing with a few more customers.
0:51:49 > 0:51:52- Oh, I'm sure it'll pick up. - It better.
0:51:54 > 0:51:58Listen, if you need any help, just let me know.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03- Help? - If it's getting too much for you,
0:52:03 > 0:52:07and you're looking for a buyer, I'd be in the market.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Course, you could still run the place.
0:52:09 > 0:52:13- What, you mean work for you? - Well, more like partners.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Did Frances...?
0:52:15 > 0:52:19All she said was you were having a problem with the council.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Like I say, if you want, maybe we could talk business.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26- I don't think so.- That's OK, no answer required immediately.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30One wee bit of advice about this guy in the council.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33I tend to find a bit of cash spread about the right place,
0:52:33 > 0:52:37- smooths things over. - I don't think so in this case, he was your ultimate jobsworth.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40What was his name?
0:52:41 > 0:52:44Urquhart.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48Nigel Urquhart. Environmental Health Department.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50I'll ask around about him. See what's what.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Remember, this is a genuine offer.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55You want a buyer, you know where to come.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Right.
0:53:02 > 0:53:06- Well, hello!- I was just up at the flat looking for you.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08- Just been round at the Oyster. - How did you get on?
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Let's just say, my reputation preceded me.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Give her time. She'll come round.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Ah, I dunno if I can see myself owning a cafe.
0:53:15 > 0:53:19I can just see you as an Italian barista. That haughty, bored look.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21I could do the bored look right enough.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25Listen you fancy going uptown later for lunch?
0:53:25 > 0:53:27What, big decision?
0:53:27 > 0:53:29Sorry...
0:53:30 > 0:53:35..I was just thinking about what I had on today.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36Yeah, that would be lovely.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39- Good, see you at the office about one.- Sure.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52What the hell do you think you're doing? Are you mad?
0:53:52 > 0:53:56Get off the street!
0:53:56 > 0:53:59What about Lenny? Shouldn't we ask him along too?
0:53:59 > 0:54:01I mean, we're all in this together, aren't we?
0:54:01 > 0:54:05I suppose this is your stupid idea of revenge, is it?
0:54:05 > 0:54:09I thought long and hard about what happened last night.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12So long that Lenny was back on the street by eight.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15I'd say that was saving your own neck.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18Yeah, partly, but I also did that to help you.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20- Oh, yeah?- I was thinking,
0:54:20 > 0:54:22what would drive someone to demean themselves like that?
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Were you?- I don't think you're doing this of your own free will.
0:54:26 > 0:54:30You are so ridiculous.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33You don't want to share a bed with Lenny Murdoch.
0:54:33 > 0:54:35I should be saving myself for you?
0:54:35 > 0:54:38I know this must be tearing you up inside.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40You know?
0:54:40 > 0:54:42He's rotten, to the core.
0:54:42 > 0:54:46Just like me, so I guess that makes us a perfect match.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50I suppose you've convinced yourself of that by now, but it's not true.
0:54:50 > 0:54:53You know it's not true. That's not who you are.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54And who am I?
0:54:54 > 0:54:59You are someone who, in grief, was persuaded that avenging your brother
0:54:59 > 0:55:01was your sole purpose in life.
0:55:01 > 0:55:05- You think I don't want to avenge my brother? You're wrong. - But not like your mother does.
0:55:05 > 0:55:09I think you'd have been content to see Lenny banged up
0:55:09 > 0:55:13for a long time, but that's not enough for your mother.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15You're full of crap.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Remember that day I followed you to the care home?
0:55:18 > 0:55:20I watched you when you came out.
0:55:20 > 0:55:22You looked sick to your stomach, like you'd made
0:55:22 > 0:55:24a pact with the devil.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26And your point is?
0:55:26 > 0:55:31You have to realise that neither your mother, nor Lenny Murdoch,
0:55:31 > 0:55:33can control your life.
0:55:33 > 0:55:37Vivien, I stood out there in full view to show you,
0:55:37 > 0:55:39you don't have to be afraid.
0:55:39 > 0:55:40Oh, yeah?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43What about all that rubbish about you and me
0:55:43 > 0:55:46- and the witness protection programme? - That's what I mean.
0:55:46 > 0:55:50You convinced yourself, and me for while, I have to say,
0:55:50 > 0:55:53that Lenny Murdoch's this all-powerful being.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56It's ridiculous. He can't harm you.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59All you have to do is call him on it. I'm telling you.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02- And what if I don't want to? - You do.
0:56:05 > 0:56:09Forget about me and my feelings for you.
0:56:09 > 0:56:10They're irrelevant.
0:56:10 > 0:56:11True.
0:56:13 > 0:56:18This is just you trying to get around my little film, isn't it?
0:56:18 > 0:56:21No, this is me trying to help you.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23How stupid do you think I am?
0:56:28 > 0:56:30How did you...?
0:56:30 > 0:56:32A court order gave me access to your bank accounts
0:56:32 > 0:56:34and any papers held in the bank.
0:56:34 > 0:56:39I'm in the middle of an investigation, it's standard stuff.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41Go on, take it. It's unopened.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43The memory card's still inside.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49Why are you doing this?
0:56:49 > 0:56:53To show you you have choices. Choose wisely.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03As far as the Oyster's concerned,
0:57:03 > 0:57:05I'm the one that makes the decisions.
0:57:05 > 0:57:09Well, maybe if you actually made some, we'd all back off.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12- A week away might do you good. - Forget Stevie.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15You don't fall out of love with someone cos you go on a trip for a few days.
0:57:15 > 0:57:18- Me and Bob are getting married. - So you've set a date.- Half-two.
0:57:18 > 0:57:23There's a "For Sale" sign on the Oyster. If he sees that he's gonnae think I'm playing him.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27- Lenny just wants to spend time with his grandson.- So he can screw him up, like his own weans?
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