0:00:22 > 0:00:24Why don't you let me call the police?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Are you going to call them yourself?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- No.- Whoever did this to you, they shouldn't get away with it.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Are we done here?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36What's this?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37What does it look like?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Are you asking me to marry you?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, you're quick on the uptake.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Detective Constable Cooper, Ms McCrone reported that you were attacked last night.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- When she said...- Ah, Gabriel!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Are you ready for my big night?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Mr Fraser?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Have you got any news yet, dates for the trial?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Actually, I'm on another case now so...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Meanwhile he's in fear of his life?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Er, strike that from the record M'Lud. I am fine and dandy.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31But I don't want that to happen to anybody else.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Me too. But it's with the Fiscal now.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- As soon as they get a date, they'll send you a letter.- OK. Right.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Let me see what I can find out.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'll text you with any news once I'm off shift.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Great. Thank you
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Come on, Robbie. we've got a Hen to go to.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Here we go, Malcolm.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Has everybody got drinks in?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57A toast. To Malcolm.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00There's no fool like an old fool!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hey - less of the "old"! Cheers!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Yup?- A bottle of Cava to carry-out thanks.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Very nice. Special occasion?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13It's for Liz's hen do.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18God, I know. Why would you even bother at that age? They're only going to peg it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:2522.50, thanks.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Have you not got anything cheaper? - Sorry.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33The quicker the mini-market opens up the better.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Any day now apparently.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Although from what I hear it's not the sort of place
0:02:38 > 0:02:40that's going to be selling fizz.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Didn't expect to find you here.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm just leaving. I know what these stag nights can be like.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I don't think you'll find Malcolm sellotaped to a lamppost in the morning.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Don't you believe it. C'mon, we're going through the back.- In a minute.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54No, on you go, I need to shoot anyway.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- I'm late as it is.- Behave yourself. - No chance!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- No, thanks.- I had one.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Well, this is nice.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I wonder how they're getting on at the stag do?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23They'll be swinging off the chandeliers.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Oh, no doubt. You know how it gets when alcohol's involved.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Not really.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I hope for Dad's sake they're being careful.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I thought he was looking tired.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Nonsense, he's fine.
0:03:42 > 0:03:49Right, I'll just go and refresh the pot. Do help yourself, ladies.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54There's plenty more in the kitchen. I've made far too many.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Let's make our excuses and head up the town.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Nah. I'm not in the mood.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- You need to get back out there again.- I don't want to.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03You're going to die an old spinster.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Suits me. I've been thinking about getting a wee cat...
0:04:06 > 0:04:07TEXT ALERT PINGS
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Who's that?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12The polis. They've got news.
0:04:12 > 0:04:18- That was quick!- I'll find out what's happening.- I'll come with you.- No. I need to do this myself.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Besides, we can't both leave. See you later.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- Oh, you leaving already, Robbie? - Sorry, polis business.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Let's not keep you then. That'll be Stella.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'll let her in.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Make sure you get some beauty sleep now.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Oh, yes. I intend to.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Bye, ladies.- ALL: Bye!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hope you've not started without me!
0:04:50 > 0:04:51No. I see you've waited.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Sorry. She caught me as I was leaving I couldn't shake her off.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Hey, that's my ma you're talking about.- Aye, but it's nothing you wouldn't say yourself!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03It's the more the merrier, eh?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Of course.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I brought a bottle!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09We thought we'd just stick to tea.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12We don't want any hangovers at the wedding tomorrow.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16But thanks for this. I'll pop it into the drink's cabinet.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Save it for a special occasion.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh no, no, no!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Come on, Liz, you cannae have a hen night without a wee bevvy!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Here - crack that open.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I'd a bottle of Irish Cream left from Christmas and I just poured some out.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Right, ladies. Let's get this party started!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Bad luck, Gabe. Right, get to that bar. I've got a right drooth on here.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- I've a better idea. - No welching. The loser buys the round.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54There's no need for that. I have brought a wee carry-out.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Bit high-class for you?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Ask no questions, Jimmy? And I'll tell you no lies.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Aye, I thought as much. - Let's just say I called a favour in from a pal, right?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Who are you mates with.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It's wet and it's alcoholic. D'you want some or not?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I think I know where it came from. Just watch what you're doing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Just get it down you.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- Malcolm - fancy a wee one? - Don't mind if I do.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Just don't tell the publican, eh?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Every man has his price.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37That is good stuff.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Nothing but the best for you, Malcolm.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Raymond, thanks, for tonight.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Like the man says. You deserve it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- I'm a lucky so and so. Good friends. Good family.- And tomorrow, a good wife.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You know Liz's taking Power of Attorney?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04I thought Eileen was doing that?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08We didn't want the girls to worry about making any big decisions
0:07:08 > 0:07:09when the time comes.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Anything happens - Liz is the boss.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Better be good to her then. - Oh, I intend to be.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Come on!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- She'll never get that in!- She'll no get that in without gagging!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Victory lap!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's a shame Robbie couldn't make it. He's missing all the fun.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:07:54 > 0:07:56She's OK!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh. My God!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09That was amazing!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You are amazing!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18How the hell did this happen?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22I don't know. One minute we were talking trial dates and then...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Oh, my God, I am so sorry. - This is so wrong.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- No, it isn't! - No, this is totally unprofessional.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34What? You were great!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I'm serious! I'm not supposed to sleep with victims.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Is that what you think of me? A victim?- No.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Cos if that was some kind of pity thing...
0:08:43 > 0:08:44It wasn't.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Some kind of new-fangled victim support initiative.- No.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Then count me in.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Are you always like this? - What? Alluring?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Facetious?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Possibly. What does that mean again?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I give up.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09No, give in.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22All set for the big day?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ready as I'll ever be.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Flat white to go, thanks.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31No bother.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Did I miss the zombie invasion?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Nope. They're still here. And taken up residence in his gut.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Good night, though. Malcolm had a good time.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'll take your word for it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43The last part's a bit of a blank.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You lost 50 quid at pool.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49And bagged off with Molly O'Hara on your way home.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Hilarious.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Listen, I'm at work all morning so you're in charge.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Anything still need doing for the wedding?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Just need to pick up the flowers and the car.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59And a job lot of paracetamol?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02If you were any kind of pal you would write me out a prescription.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05For that kind of headache, we don't make pills big enough.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07See you lunchtime.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Brown or red?- What? - On your bacon roll.
0:10:21 > 0:10:29No - no bacon. Never mind. We'll go to the Oyster.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I'll show you off. Get your kit on.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh. You already have.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Yeah. I need to go. - I thought you weren't working until this afternoon?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm not. I've just got stuff to do...
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Maybe later then? - I could meet you in the pub?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I dunno. I think I'm busy.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah. Me too, actually.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50See you then.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Sure.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, you've surfaced, have you?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I think maybe I over did it last night.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14As long as you had a good time.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19Aye. I did. How did your hen night go?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, very quiet.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Now I think this might be - yes, this is from Jo.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Yes, isn't that lovely? I'll pop it up next to Ruth's.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Aw, very thoughtful. Just a shame they can't be here.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I know, I know, still they're here in spirit.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Talking of which - I've got something for you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Oh?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Something borrowed.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55To wear on your dress.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59It was Rose's.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, Malcolm.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I hummed and I hawed
0:12:05 > 0:12:08but I think she'd want to be here today in some kind of way.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10It just seems right. That's if you don't mind?
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Not at all. It's beautiful.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20I don't know what to say. I didn't think to give you something.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You've given me the world. And don't you forget it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So what time did you get in last night?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40What's it got to do with you?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I heard you all got steaming.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Listen, it would take more than a couple of Irish Creams to fell me.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48You just stick to your homework
0:12:48 > 0:12:52and leave the swallying to those that know how to do it properly.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's not homework. I'm checking out travel deals.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We're going on a family holiday.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Oh, are we?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Not you. Me, Mum and Bob.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Oh, that's very nice, isn't it?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08I suppose I'm only family when you need some place to stay!
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- Easy... - What's all this about you jetting off somewhere without me?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15No the now, Maw, eh?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Let's get you over to the sofa.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I think a hard chair would be better.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- OK. - What's up with him?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I done my back in last night.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Lying in your bed?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Does it matter?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What were you doing in there? The pole vault?
0:13:31 > 0:13:37- Ma!- Oh.- I so don't need to hear this. I'm going to school.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41If you want to make yourself useful, put the kettle on.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Good idea.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Great - now everybody knows that I can't perform my marital duties.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Don't be silly - but maybe next time not so enthusiastic, eh?
0:13:52 > 0:13:57If there is a next time. I can't raise my arm let alone anything else.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01You just need some rest and some painkillers.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06I'll make you an appointment with Dan - he'll give you a prescription. I'll get you some breakfast?
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Aye.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Hey, it's me.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Listen, I don't know if you've forgotten or not
0:14:19 > 0:14:21but today's the big day.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24So quit with the radio silence - gimme a phone about that car
0:14:24 > 0:14:25we spoke about.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Heard of a doorbell?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Liz gave us keys because of dad.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35You look even worse than Raymond.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Thank you.- How's the groom doing? - Fine. He's getting his stuff together.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Already? Did you not tell him it was too soon?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Sorry. I must have missed the bit in my tenancy agreement that made me
0:14:45 > 0:14:47your Dad's keeper.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Anyway, I need to go and get the wedding flowers.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Dad? Dad, are you through there?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57I can't find my cuff links.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00You don't need to get dressed yet - it's hours till the wedding.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05I just want to be organised. What are you after?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I knew that stag do would be too much.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You asked me to go over your vows?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, aye. Where did I put them?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11I've got a copy here.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15No, no. I wrote new ones this morning.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Here they are.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Oh, Dad. - What's wrong? Are they too soppy?
0:15:28 > 0:15:34No, no. It's not that, it's just - this bit here.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's not that bit I'm worried about.
0:15:36 > 0:15:42No, but you say that Liz is the mother of your children.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Rose was our mum.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I know that. Let me see.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54It's just a slip of the pen.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58That's the bathroom free. Oh, Eileen.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I didn't expect to see you so early.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- She's just away. We're all done. - I'll just see you out then.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Then Gabriel pulled out this whisky he'd scored off the back of a lorry.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Is it just whisky he can lay his hands on?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24What? The price of absinthe's gone through the roof!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27As you were.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34Dan, I need to make an appointment for Bob. It's kind of urgent.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37OK. I'm full booked for this morning.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'll see him. Put him down for an "on the day".
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh, OK. Thanks.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Ten o'clock OK? - I'll phone and tell him. Thank you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Don't mention it.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I'm looking forward to meeting the famous "Big Bob".
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I might even find out how he got his nickname.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Or is that just between the two of you?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- How could he get something like that wrong?- He maybe had more of that whisky than we thought.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Are we out of paracetamol?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Raymond!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Look, it's his wedding day. He's got the jitters.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- It happens to the best of us. - He had it written down! I saw it with my own eyes.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Hallelujah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Thank you for your concern.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Look, he knows full well that Liz isn't your mum.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Maybe this has all gone a bit too fast for him.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33He knows what he's doing. They both do.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- I suppose. - I know it's all moving a bit fast but it's hardly shotgun, is it?
0:17:38 > 0:17:44They've got the legal stuff sorted. He was telling me last night that Liz's taken Power of Attorney.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46What?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50I know. Good for her, eh? One less thing for you to worry about.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- What do you think?- I think this will go OK.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- You got a minute? - Yeah. What is it?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07We've got a problem.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Hi.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Here we go. One posy, eight buttonholes.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Wonderful. Thank you so much.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Now what time is the wedding car arriving?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I'm just waiting on a call to firm up the details.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32I can't wait till he sees it. Malcolm loves a classic car.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35It's really very kind of your friend to let us borrow it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38He's that kind of guy.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Right, I reckon you'd need to be here at say quarter to one,
0:18:41 > 0:18:44if you've got to come back to pick me up...
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I'm doing it again, aren't I? I'm fussing again.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm sure everything will be fine.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Course it will. - Come on in, Gina.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I need to shoot.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Listen, how are you feeling?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I think things may have got slightly out of hand last night...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'm fine. Is my dad in?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11In the bath. But I'm really glad you're here. I've got something to give you.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Liz, never mind that.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Eileen told me that my dad's made you Power of Attorney
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Ah. She's stolen my thunder. That's what I had to give you.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28The legal letters. They arrived this morning of all days.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29We've all got copies.
0:19:29 > 0:19:35And, there's a couple of things changed in your father's will.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Right.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42It was some rigmarole, I can tell you. Letters from the doctor and what-not.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46But you have to be judged to be compos mentis before you can
0:19:46 > 0:19:49make any changes at all.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52So you'll understand why we had to do things in a hurry.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Just in case there's any more.... deterioration.
0:19:56 > 0:20:03- Yeah. Of course. - I don't want to put a pall over the day but I just thought that you
0:20:03 > 0:20:06and Eileen know that I've got everything under control.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08So we can all relax.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I don't really see what the problem is.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17The problem is that a vulnerable man has somehow been persuaded
0:20:17 > 0:20:20to sign over everything to a woman whose name he doesn't even know!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Eileen...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23What does she mean?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Your dad was a wee bit confused this morning.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29It's pre-wedding nerves.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32No. No, it's dementia.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35You know, I don't even know what I've been thinking.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38We've all been going along with this wedding thinking that
0:20:38 > 0:20:40it's lovely and romantic but it's not.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41It's just plain wrong.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Dad is clearly in no fit state to be making a big decision
0:20:44 > 0:20:47like getting married. He can't be. Or he'd never have agreed to this.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- That's ridiculous!- Is it?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Can you honestly say that you're happy that he knows what he's doing?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Just finish getting the pub ready for the reception.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02What? You're going to let this farce of a wedding go ahead?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06No, I'm going go and speak to Liz and Dad, let them put my mind at ease.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- And if they can't? - Just get on with it, eh?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Relax.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22When did the pain come on?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I was in my bed.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Were you doing something very strenuous?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I'd rather not say.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34I see. Well, I can give you a prescription
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and sign you off work for a week but in future you might want
0:21:37 > 0:21:39to avoid exerting yourself in a similar fashion.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- You mean I've not to... - No. Don't be silly.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47But you need to expand your repertoire,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50you know, find positions that keep your back stable.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'm not sure I know what you mean.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Good grief, I'm not going to demonstrate.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59If you're short of ideas, why don't you go get yourself
0:21:59 > 0:22:02a book from the library or whatever people do these days.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Right, OK, thanks.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06No. I'm not done.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Oh?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09You're very fat.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Aye, I've put on a wee bit recently.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19More than just a bit.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23You don't need me to tell you that you're dangerously overweight.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I need to go to my work.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I've signed you off.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Roll up your sleeve. I want to do your blood pressure.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35And we should probably run some blood glucose
0:22:35 > 0:22:39and cholesterol tests. I can get Tatiana to arrange those.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41No! I don't want her involved.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Fine. Then I'll do them myself.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46No, look nobody's doing anything. I just came in here for my back.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50It's all part of the same thing. You're morbidly obese!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52And you're a nosy cow!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Sorry.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Send in the next one.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Lenny in?- No.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Good. Get on the boss's line and phone that number.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Tell the guy Lenny wants to see him, pronto.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15I don't take orders from you.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Do it!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20All right, all right. Calm your breeks.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26You know the more I think about this the worse it gets.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Any chance you could put those down and give me a hand?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Raymond, do you really not get what's going on here?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Nope. But I'm pretty sure you're going to tell me.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36OK, how about this?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39For years she's been happy enough being his bidey-in
0:23:39 > 0:23:41but the minute he gets ill, she's dragging him up the aisle,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44taking away all his rights, taking away his house...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Woah! This is Liz Buchanan we're talking about here, not some bounty hunting bimbo!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50And trust me, I know the difference!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Then why didn't she marry him years ago? Why wait till now?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I don't know.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Because if he dies and they're not married she's got exactly
0:23:57 > 0:23:59what she had before she met him - which is nothing!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01This way she gets the house, the works.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04The house, by the way, which is Stuart's inheritance
0:24:04 > 0:24:07as well as mine! I bet you hadn't thought of that.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08No! I hadn't actually!
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Because it's your dad's money and he can do what he likes with it!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14He doesn't know what he wants! How can he?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17He doesn't even know where he keeps his socks!
0:24:17 > 0:24:18He doesn't know who he's marrying!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Right, you listen to me.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I know this is going to be tough.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27And I wouldn't wish it on anyone, far less you.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29But I know one thing sure...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33..Malcolm knows exactly who Liz is
0:24:33 > 0:24:36and why he's marrying her. And as for all this other stuff,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39if your dad's mind wasn't sound enough to make these decisions
0:24:39 > 0:24:41the doctor would never have let him.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Am I really the only one around here that cares about him?
0:24:47 > 0:24:48You really care?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Then let him have a day to remember.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55He might not have that many more.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Hey! Excuse me!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Eileen. Everything all right?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- I was given this today.- Right...? - I take it you were involved.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19I'm your dad's GP. It was a formality. They had to make sure he was of sound mind.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21And you told them he was.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Malcolm has memory problems but he's still capable of making decisions.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28And that's your professional opinion, is it?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32This morning he got my mum and Liz mixed up in his vows. That says to me he doesn't know what's going on.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Eileen, this is all part of your Dad's illness. Forgetting names is common in dementia
0:25:36 > 0:25:38but he's still in the early stages.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Look, there may be times when he seems more confused
0:25:41 > 0:25:43and unfortunately this will become more frequent
0:25:43 > 0:25:46but he still has more good days than bad days, don't you think?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I think it's really easy for you to stand there and pontificate
0:25:49 > 0:25:52when you don't have the first clue idea this is doing to my family.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Listen...- No, you listen. I'm going to challenge this
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and I'm going to take it all the way if I have to.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00And by the time I'm finished, your professional opinion won't be worth that.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Gina!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Have you spoken to them?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09No, no, there's nobody home.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Liz must have gone off to the hairdressers already.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Right, well, there's Dad.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Probably best we get him on his own anyway.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Gonnae just let me, eh?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18But...
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Come on, Eileen. You've had your say.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I want to make up my own mind.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Look, why don't you go off to number 18, eh?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29And nothing to Liz? Not until I've spoke to my dad.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Go on, eh?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Hi, Dad.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Hey.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Should you not be getting ready?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Probably. I needed to get out the house for a bit.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46It's like a walk up the hills.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49One minute it's clear, then the next the fog comes down
0:26:49 > 0:26:51and everything's lost...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54..including me.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01Dad, see if you're confused about the wedding...
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Why would I be?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Eileen mentioned there was some sort of mix up with the vows.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Oh, did she?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Dad, you're just making so many decisions right now.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Liz told me about the Power of Attorney
0:27:21 > 0:27:24and you changing your Will. I just need to know...
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Dad, I just want...
0:27:27 > 0:27:28What, that I know what I'm doing?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You think I'm that bad?
0:27:30 > 0:27:31No!
0:27:31 > 0:27:35The reason I want to marry Liz is because she's got faith in me.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Which is more than I can say for you!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Come on, Dad!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm disappointed in you, Gina.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Now excuse me, I've got a wedding to get ready for.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55There you go.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Oh, not for me, thanks. I'll just stick to the orange juice.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Probably best. You'll need to have all your faculties on your big day.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05In fact, is it not a legal requirement?
0:28:07 > 0:28:08Top me right up.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Now I was going to ask your opinion, dear.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I've got a last minute addition to my outfit.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19And I was wondering, do you think I should dispense with the necklace?
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Oh, that's gorgeous!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Thank you. I do rather like it.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27But yeah, you probably don't need the necklace.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Where'd you get that?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Malcolm gave it to me.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33You know, something borrowed.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35It was your mum's, I believe.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Yes. Yes, it was.
0:28:39 > 0:28:44You don't mind, do you? Only your dad was very insistent.
0:28:44 > 0:28:47No, you go right ahead, Liz. Fill your boots.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Okey dokes. I'll just go and get your hairspray.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54I don't know what's going on there but you cold cut it with a knife.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56They were getting on fine last night.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Well, that's weddings for you. In fact that's "love" full stop.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Nothing but grief from beginning to end.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07- There you go. - Thank you, dear.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15That's the fella to see Lenny.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Gimme two secs, then send him in.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26KNOCK AT DOOR
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Not who you were expecting, eh?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38He's gonna need a cab.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Thanks. You look lovely, by the way.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46It's very striking.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Does it match the dress, aye?
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Unfortunately.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50I'll show you out.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52No, it's OK. I'm going to wait for Gina.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Sure. Make yourself at home.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59She is such a nippy sweetie.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00You waiting on a message?
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- It's not coming. - Something up?
0:30:02 > 0:30:06- Sorry I'm late, guys.- You're fine. Hayley's just finished with Eileen.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10- Aye, take a pew. - Give us a minute, eh?- Sure.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13- I have just spoke to my dad.- And?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- He knows exactly what he's doing. - But this morning...
0:30:16 > 0:30:20Look, will you button it? Look, this wedding's happening.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23So can you just drop it, and try and make it a nice day -
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- for his sake? - Everything I do is for his sake.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Say that often enough and I might just believe you.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Liz, you're looking lovely!
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Oh, thank you!
0:30:34 > 0:30:38- Cheers!- I think this side is better, don't you?- Definitely.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42Good afternoon, sir. Your chariot awaits.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44A Mercedes!
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Let's not keep your chauffeur waiting.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Who did this? We're trying to save money.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54It's a wee present from Gabriel.
0:30:54 > 0:30:55You shouldn't have.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Honest, Malcolm. It was nothing. Come on, in you go.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Problem?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Nah. Sweet.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Well, thank you, Eileen but there was really no need to wait for me.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28I wanted a quiet word.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Oh, yes?
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Why are you doing this?
0:31:32 > 0:31:33What?
0:31:33 > 0:31:37Marrying my dad, after all this time?
0:31:40 > 0:31:43I don't know, because he asked me.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45And you saw an opportunity.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Sorry?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Well, this way you get everything, control over my dad,
0:31:51 > 0:31:55and then all his money when he goes.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58And you think that's why I'm doing this?
0:31:58 > 0:32:01I'm trying to think of another reason but I'm coming up short.
0:32:01 > 0:32:06Your father and I... we love each other.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11I know this morning when I spoke to him he couldn't remember your name.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15If you think that's a good start to a marriage then you just go right ahead.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18But I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to walk away.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20See you at the wedding...
0:32:20 > 0:32:22or not.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- OK. Spill.- What?
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- You've been in a dwam all morning. Who is he?- Who?
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Aye, right. Don't come it.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48The copper who worked on my assault.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50And now you're seeing him?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52For one night only. Now he doesn't want to know.
0:32:52 > 0:32:53Why wouldn't he?
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Oh, come on. Easy pickings.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58If I'm stupid enough to get myself beaten up then I'm stupid enough
0:32:58 > 0:33:01to sleep with somebody who only wants one thing.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Which, by the way, I'd normally be up for but...
0:33:05 > 0:33:07- You really like him? - I made such an idiot of myself.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11There I was banging on about what he wanted for breakfast and whether
0:33:11 > 0:33:14he likes brown or red sauce, I look up and he's walking out the door.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16I felt like...
0:33:16 > 0:33:17Gloria Gaynor?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19But less assertive.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Do you want my advice? Play it cool.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23What's for you'll not go by you.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Thanks, Gran.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28Kelly-Marie, can I get another champagne, please?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Wow. Classy.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38It's certainly some view.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Where's those damn vows?
0:33:40 > 0:33:42You feeling OK, Malcolm?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Course I am!
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Oh, that's Eileen here already? - Hi, Dad.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Eileen, I'll just go and say hello to the wee man.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54- You made good time. - Yeah, I got a cab.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57I didn't want to be putting the buggy up and down in this dress.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Quite right too. You look lovely by the way.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01You should wear that colour more often.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Shut up, Raymond.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Actually, Eileen, could we have a quick word about earlier?
0:34:06 > 0:34:08I don't think this is the time or place.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Eileen! Can you give me a hand here?
0:34:21 > 0:34:22SHE SOBS
0:34:23 > 0:34:25DOOR OPENS
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Sorry, I'm late.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Hayley kept faffing about with this blooming fascinator thingy.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Right, I'll go and get dressed. Gabriel will be...
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Why you not dressed, Liz?
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Liz?
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Come on, read them. I don't want any mistakes.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Dad...
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Whatever happened to just showing up and saying what the minister says?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08It's all so complicated.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Dad, you don't have to do this.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14No, no. Liz wanted us to write our own vows
0:35:14 > 0:35:17and what Liz wants, Liz gets.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Doesn't mean she always has to get it her own way.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Ach, it's fine. I want to make her happy.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26I want to make you all happy.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27BAGPIPES PLAY
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Fat chance of that happening.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31How do you mean?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Ach, Gina was asking questions this morning.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Is that how it's going to be from now on?
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Nobody trusting my judgment?
0:35:39 > 0:35:42Hey, come on. Read the vows.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Are they all right?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55They're perfect.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56Ah, good.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Now all we need's the bride.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19KNOCK AT DOOR
0:36:23 > 0:36:25One chicken mayo and a bag of cheese and onion.
0:36:25 > 0:36:26You're a star.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30I tried to talk to your husband about his weight this morning.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32He didn't want to engage.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36He's a bit sensitive about it.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40It's personal... Embarrassing.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Clearly. But until he does something about it,
0:36:43 > 0:36:46it's always going to be the elephant in the room.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Literally.
0:36:48 > 0:36:49You think that's funny?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Not at all. Morbid obesity isn't remotely amusing.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I'd have thought as a health professional you'd be aware of that.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Of course I am.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01And yet you married a man who's a walking heart attack?
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Was there anything else?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06Talk to him... before it's too late.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10Or if you find the prospect of your husband's imminent demise
0:37:10 > 0:37:15too embarrassing, send him back to me and I'll sort him out.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Any sign?
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Not yet. I'll try Gabriel again.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Thanks.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46I might have been a bit sharp with you earlier.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49It's OK. I know it must be hard.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50But if you're not coping...
0:37:50 > 0:37:53I am.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55I just want to do the right thing by Dad.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Is that so hard to understand?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Not at all.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02It's just if you're too close to a situation,
0:38:02 > 0:38:05it's hard to know what the right thing is.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Let me see if I can find out what's happening.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Well, just a little longer.
0:38:20 > 0:38:21Thanks.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Any joy?
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Still no answer. What do we do?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I dunno. But there's another wedding booked at three.
0:38:28 > 0:38:29She's not coming, is she?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Was it something I said?
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Did I do something wrong that I can't remember?
0:38:35 > 0:38:38This damned thing! It's ruined everything!
0:38:38 > 0:38:40No, Dad. This isn't your fault.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43I shouldn't have pushed this wedding business.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Even if she doesn't show up, it needn't be the end of the world.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48How can you say that?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50That woman's the only thing that's been keeping me going.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- We're here.- Is Liz with you?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Course, Dad. Where else would she be?
0:38:58 > 0:38:59Oh, thank God for that.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Come on, Malcolm. Let's get this show on the road.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05What were you thinking of?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- I just...- Och, save it.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14You all set?
0:39:14 > 0:39:15Ready as I'll ever be.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Look, Malcolm. I'll do the honours.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Where's Eileen?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Don't worry about that.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- Where have you been? - Doesn't matter. I'm here now.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38MUSIC: Trumpet Voluntary by Jeremiah Clarke
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Please be seated.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12If anyone knows of any reason why these two
0:40:12 > 0:40:15cannot be joined in matrimony, please speak now.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24Doubt thou the stars are fire
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Doubt that the sun doth move
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Doubt truth to be a liar
0:40:31 > 0:40:39But...never doubt...I love.
0:40:41 > 0:40:48Thank you, Elizabeth. Now, Malcolm, your vows?
0:41:01 > 0:41:07I...M-Malcolm...Hamilton...
0:41:12 > 0:41:17Could he just do the regular vows when he repeats after you?
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- Of course. - No. No, I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25I, Malcolm Hamilton...
0:41:25 > 0:41:27t-t-take...
0:41:30 > 0:41:31..ta...
0:41:31 > 0:41:33HE SIGHS
0:41:33 > 0:41:34Look at me, Malcolm.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49..take you, Elizabeth Buchanan, to be my lawful wedded wife.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58Ach, I've never needed a piece of paper to tell me how I feel.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01I'm not going to start now.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03LAUGHTER
0:42:04 > 0:42:10My mind may be playing up but my heart's as strong as ever.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13And I love you with my whole heart.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18I can't promise you the moon and the stars
0:42:18 > 0:42:21but I can promise you more of all that good stuff
0:42:21 > 0:42:24we've had from the moment we met -
0:42:24 > 0:42:27the love, the companionship,
0:42:27 > 0:42:30lots of right good laughs,
0:42:30 > 0:42:33and plenty of arguments over the crossword.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35LAUGHTER
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Uh-huh.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Oh, Malcolm.
0:42:55 > 0:42:58I mean we don't know what's coming tomorrow but who does?
0:42:58 > 0:43:03But hang it all. Let's face the music and dance!
0:43:03 > 0:43:05LAUGHTER
0:43:05 > 0:43:09Malcolm and Elizabeth, I now pronounce you man and wife.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Malcolm, you may continue to kiss the bride.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:25 > 0:43:28All right, everyone, here they come.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Quick, quick - confetti at the ready!
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Is this the happy couple?
0:43:33 > 0:43:37Yeah, but at their age what's the point?
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Hope springs eternal.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:46 > 0:43:49PHONE RINGS And he wonders why he got jumped?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- Talk to her. Don't let it spoil the day.- Liz?
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Not now, thank you.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06- Aw, they look so happy. - I know. I love a wedding.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09My one night stand. 12 o'clock.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13- Is that him?- Aye.- He is FIT. - You mean out of my league?
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Don't be daft. You're a catch.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Did he just totally blank you? - He's on duty.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22If you say so.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Come on, let's just get inside.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30THEY CHAT AMONGST THEMSELVES
0:44:38 > 0:44:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Thanks, everybody.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49It's been a long day so, if you don't mind,
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Liz and I have asked Eileen to say a few words on our behalf.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56She's an old hand at this public speaking.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59So let's hear it for my beautiful daughter, Eileen.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01APPLAUSE
0:45:01 > 0:45:03What is she wearing?
0:45:03 > 0:45:07They had a carpet that colour in the hospital.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Very absorbent, didn't show the vomit.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13Right, well, f-first of all, I'd like to thank you all for coming.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16For being here. It means a lot to my dad...and Liz.
0:45:16 > 0:45:21Erm...and I'd like to take this opportunity
0:45:21 > 0:45:25to formally welcome Liz into the family.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29It's clear how happy she's makes my dad.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Erm...
0:45:31 > 0:45:33and...
0:45:33 > 0:45:37And to us, his family...
0:45:41 > 0:45:45..erm, his happiness is everything...
0:45:47 > 0:45:48Oh, erm...
0:45:52 > 0:45:55So, everyone, Liz and Malcolm, eh?
0:45:55 > 0:45:57THEY TOAST: Liz and Malcolm.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06That was great. Short but sweet.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14I'll just go and refresh my glass.
0:46:14 > 0:46:17No, let me get it for you.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19You stay and have a chat with Eileen.
0:46:19 > 0:46:20I'll give you a hand, Dad.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28Excuse me, I have guests to attend to.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33It's done now. Can we just move on?
0:46:35 > 0:46:40Eileen...I am choosing to believe
0:46:40 > 0:46:46that you spoke out of... misplaced concern for your father
0:46:46 > 0:46:50and not from any genuine suspicion of me.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
0:46:57 > 0:46:58I just want what's best for him.
0:46:58 > 0:47:03Oh! Well, why can't you accept that what's best for him
0:47:03 > 0:47:05might just be me?
0:47:14 > 0:47:19- I just wanted to say thank you. It's lovely.- Don't be daft.
0:47:22 > 0:47:27What's all this? The vegetable stall gone into liquidation?
0:47:27 > 0:47:30I want to make Bob something healthy for his dinner tonight.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33Aye, well, you've missed the boat. I've made him a nice pie and chips.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Did I just hear the magic words?
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Yes, a lovely homemade steak pie, son. Your favourite.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Ya dancer!
0:47:41 > 0:47:44But not very healthy.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47There's onions in that pie! They're vegetables!
0:47:47 > 0:47:49And you wonder why you can't lose weight?
0:47:49 > 0:47:52- Ach, leave the boy alone. On you go, son.- No!
0:47:52 > 0:47:54This isn't right.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58I know you cook him these things out of love but this food...
0:47:58 > 0:48:00it's not good for him.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Can we just enjoy our dinner?
0:48:02 > 0:48:05No. We have to be honest about this.
0:48:05 > 0:48:08- You've got a problem. - Ha! Honest, she says!
0:48:08 > 0:48:12- The one that wouldn't know the truth if it hit her in the face! - Steady, Ma.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14No, I'm not taking this.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Her standing in my kitchen criticising my cooking,
0:48:17 > 0:48:18criticising my boy.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20- I'm trying to help him. - By slagging him off?
0:48:20 > 0:48:24Making him feel bad about himself? He can't help the way he is.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Yes, he can!
0:48:26 > 0:48:29And not talking about it isn't going to make it go away
0:48:29 > 0:48:31because it's there for everyone to see!
0:48:31 > 0:48:33Look at him.
0:48:34 > 0:48:35He's a mess.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43I'm need to be somewhere else.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Bob, please.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- DOOR SLAMS - Happy now?
0:49:00 > 0:49:01Oh, my God.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03It is exactly the same dress as Eileen's, isn't it?
0:49:03 > 0:49:08I thought it was but then I was like "No way!" cos that would just be...
0:49:08 > 0:49:11What?
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Amazing.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15(That they made two of them.)
0:49:24 > 0:49:25Nice speech.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27I could have said more.
0:49:27 > 0:49:28Well, I'm glad you didn't.
0:49:28 > 0:49:32Look, can we just put all this behind us, now?
0:49:32 > 0:49:33I don't think so.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Eileen, you practically walked him up the aisle.
0:49:38 > 0:49:39What choice did I have?
0:49:39 > 0:49:43I'm still going to challenge the power of attorney.
0:49:43 > 0:49:44You know what, you're unbelievable.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47I promised my dad that I would look after him
0:49:47 > 0:49:49and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53I'm going to be all over the new Mrs Hamilton like a rash.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55She makes one false move...
0:49:55 > 0:49:59Gina, Eileen. I want a picture of my best girls.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04There we go. Big smiles.
0:50:09 > 0:50:12All the Hamilton girls together, eh?
0:50:14 > 0:50:18Here...where'd you get that?
0:50:19 > 0:50:21What?
0:50:21 > 0:50:22The brooch.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Dad, it's Mum's.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28That's what I was saying - it's Rose's. Take it off!
0:50:28 > 0:50:32I'll handle this. Dad, you lent that brooch to Liz.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35I did no such thing.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36Eileen, let me.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Where did you find it? I've put it away safe.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42You're quite right, Malcolm. I don't know what I was thinking.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Here. You take it back.
0:50:46 > 0:50:50- OK, there we are.- Thanks.
0:50:50 > 0:50:54Now, can I get you a fresh cup of tea?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Or would you rather come home?
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Tea. Tea would be nice.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01Right, Dad, let's go get you some tea then, eh?
0:51:08 > 0:51:09You happy now?
0:51:12 > 0:51:13We all right here?
0:51:30 > 0:51:31Robbie?
0:51:31 > 0:51:33I've been trying to get a hold of you.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35- I've been busy. - You got a minute?
0:51:44 > 0:51:47Don't just stand there. Get stuck in.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54Bob?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56I'm so sorry.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59It's all right. Water off a duck's back.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Let's go home. We can talk.
0:52:05 > 0:52:10I need to pass on my congratulations to the bride and groom but I'll get you back there.
0:52:10 > 0:52:15You know what I said - it's only because I love you.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18Of course. Go on. Beat it.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Hey-ey. Where's Liz got to?
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Er...think she went out for some fresh air.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32I want to show her this picture - it's a cracker, eh?
0:52:32 > 0:52:34D'you think we could get that framed for the mantelpiece?
0:52:34 > 0:52:36I'm sure we could, Dad.
0:52:36 > 0:52:40Hey. It's been some day, eh?
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Yeah, Dad, it certainly has.
0:52:51 > 0:52:55Are you planning on coming back down any time soon?
0:52:55 > 0:52:57What was she doing wearing my mum's brooch?
0:52:57 > 0:52:59She knows he gets confused
0:52:59 > 0:53:02but, oh no, she just batters on in there - "He's fine, he's fine."
0:53:02 > 0:53:05Fine to be sent him on some ridiculous stag do!
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Fine to sign away his house, sign away his life like it's all normal.
0:53:08 > 0:53:12- But it's not normal, is it? He's losing it! - You think she doesn't KNOW that?
0:53:12 > 0:53:13She lives with the man!
0:53:16 > 0:53:22Has it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe,
0:53:22 > 0:53:27Malcolm wants to be with Liz because she makes him feel NORMAL?
0:53:27 > 0:53:30It's NOT normal to leave a baby on the Underground.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33It's NOT normal to forget the name of the woman you're going to marry!
0:53:33 > 0:53:38Maybe not... but it's the new normal for Malcolm.
0:53:38 > 0:53:42And I'm sorry but you're going to have to get used to that...
0:53:42 > 0:53:45because there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
0:53:51 > 0:53:58Now, I'm going back down there to celebrate your dad's wedding.
0:54:00 > 0:54:01You can take part or not.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06But you really need to remember this.
0:54:07 > 0:54:12It's not Liz that's taking your dad away. It's his illness.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17And it's taking him away from her too.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46You didn't answer my texts.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48You blanked me in the street.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50I was working.
0:54:53 > 0:54:54I'm sorry.
0:54:57 > 0:55:01- Look, I don't want to mess you around, I just...- But?
0:55:02 > 0:55:05What?
0:55:05 > 0:55:07There's always a but.
0:55:07 > 0:55:08What if there isn't?
0:55:12 > 0:55:15I just want to go slow.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17OK. That's not a but.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24And...I need you to calm down when we're out.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26I don't do that whole camp thing.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Hey, I'm loud and proud.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30They're not the same thing.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32But they're me.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Well, they don't have to be.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Right, so we're good to go
0:55:36 > 0:55:40as long as I completely change my entire personality?
0:55:40 > 0:55:44Oh, come on, Robbie, that's not you. All that stuff.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47It's just a defence mechanism.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Look, I'd love to make out that I'm all deep and meaningful
0:55:51 > 0:55:54but, honestly, I'm as shallow as puddle.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59No, you're not. I wouldn't want to be with you if you were.
0:56:02 > 0:56:03OK.
0:56:04 > 0:56:05So...
0:56:07 > 0:56:09..we on or what?
0:56:18 > 0:56:20You're back.
0:56:22 > 0:56:25Christina has found some good holidays.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Good.
0:56:28 > 0:56:29Come and look.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34I'm wiped out. I'll maybe see them tomorrow, eh?
0:56:39 > 0:56:42You... You don't have to change for me.
0:56:44 > 0:56:45Don't I?
0:58:05 > 0:58:08- Spare any change?- Move yourself. - I'm not doing anything illegal.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Somewhere else you need to be, nurse?
0:58:10 > 0:58:13- Something's come up. - Well then, don't let us keep you.
0:58:13 > 0:58:17The victim's female, late teens/early 20s, strangled.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Possibly a sex worker, given her clothing and the location.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23You should report them, whoever's doing this to you.
0:58:23 > 0:58:25Back off, all right.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28As you seem incapable of fulfilling your duties here,
0:58:28 > 0:58:31I think it might be best if you just went home.
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